/brit/

imagine being called newt

What's the point?

Seriously, I want to know.

Is pakipoo dead yet?

>>67230255
I was but I got better

>>67230251
Post convo

>>67230255
err, it's probably short of newton lad

don't think I'd mind being named after one of the smartest people in history

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=C7yC5o37SyY

Who /HorstWessel/ here?

>>67230279
yeah, nah

tell me about the hallucinations

why do they wear the mask

>>67230300
christ what a newton

>>67230215
reasking from the old thread

So thinking of getting my first tattoo (a funny one) on the inside of my forearm it will read
"
vzcylvat ebg pnag or oehgrsbeprq
zgyzhs rhmg z hvxfiv xrksvi
"
it translates into
"
implying rot cant be bruteforced
atbash isnt a secure cipher
"
obviously each is done in the correct encryption algorithm

is this a good tattoo idea?

my replies to previous posters
>>67230296

>>67230259
The point is to go from a to b

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>President Fart

oh my shart

should I order my pizza and risk the delivery showing up while I'm in the shower or do I shower and then order

decisions decisions

>>67230320
personally I'd never get a tattoo, so no, I would not recommend it

actually gagging for a potato waffle now after someone mentioned them

>>67230259
The point is to find something that you enjoy, makes you happy and keeps you occupied until you eventually die.

>>67230320
FOANT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0gkCOQSyRg

>>67230347
getting some 'apple 'za brah?

>>67230289
asked her if she's drinking to cope with a trump-related loss of faith in humanity

she replied saying fuck that and that she can't believe it, and then asked why I can't drink. going to tell her my sob story about brain injuries and I'll add a joke about it not affecting my performance

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need a tumblr gf

>>67230378
not sure yet but I'm open to suggestions

>>67230300
He was also an autist so it'd fit you well

>Ed Klein: "She was crying inconsolably, she couldn't stop crying. Her friend said "it was even hard to understand what she was saying she was crying so hard, this is HILLARY we're talking about."

*dodges all your punches*

>>67230379
>sob story about brain injuries
do tell

>>67230347
I doubt the pizza boy is going too care much if you stink, he probably wouldn't even notice.

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>>67230384
Love chokers on a girl tbqh

>>67230354
me mentioning them mentioned

whistling the sanctuary theme from a link to the past lads

>>67230391
bacon, 'apple and 'tella

if i could join some like bilderberg satanic pedophile cult that john podesta is in i would 2bh

would be fun to bump shoulders with the people who rule the world and do some freaky shit with them haha

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Hmm curious

>>67230379
>going to tell her my sob story about brain injuries and I'll add a joke about it not affecting my performance
I'm sure you're rolling in pussy

>>67230415
*kicks you*

>>67230437
If she's got tattoos sling her in the bin.

>>67230446
>privileged

what does she mean by this

>>67230437
>allergic to semen

President Pump

>>67230438
I'm going to roll it out in like one line mate

>>67230416
had a stroke when I was younger, made a full recovery

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJPX8zyUmxQ

Some choon lads, post em if you got em

>>67230432
>'tella
Why?

>>67230404
>Klein has also come under fire for his use of anonymous quotes, purported to be from the subjects of his books, which he claims he received from anonymous insiders. The credibility of such quotes has been questioned by writers such as Joe Conason,[15] Salon's Simon Malloy [16] and conservative commentators Rush Limbaugh[17] and Peggy Noonan.[18]
He also wrote a book about Hillary in 2005 in which he just flat-out made shit up

He's /pol/: the person

>>67230418
I live in an apartment building so I'd risk running into someone in the lobby/elevator/hallway

>>67230353
so glad I survived my edgy teen years without having some pretentious shite scarred on me 2bh

>>67230444
wouldnt mind being a jew, they're obviously doing some things right

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need a velma gf

>>67230505
how'd you manage that

*becomes the mayor*

>>67230527
>daphnes legs
Fuck ARGH

>>67230446
omg i'm so done. s m h @ these freaking white boys.....

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>>67230422
Good lad

>>67230527
What a pathetic scooby

>>67230476
they are wearing suits while being white

may as well be vivisecting a room full of zambian orphans

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I want to buy this

>>67230277
underrated

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Reddit isn't happy about all the normies coming to 4chan

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gum

>>67230446
Nobody in that picture is laughing

>>67230532
not sure mate, the doctors put my chances of just surviving at like 10% never minds a full recovery

also almost died from a brain infection a few of years after that, yet again made a full recovery

I should definitely be a vegetable by now

So, Trump's really just gonna do what every other GOP candidate was gonna do?

More military spending, hardline approach to crime and illegal immigration and undo anything the Democrats did?

I"m so tired of the work that goes into dating

got stung by a pretty big ant today, like one of those soldier-type of ants, the ones that are obviously on steroids.

the bite itself felt like a burning sting, then after i flicked the ant off i felt it shooting an unpleasant but bearable pain into the skin up and down my arm

motherfucker was trying to venomize me...

>>67230589
link to thread

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>>67230565
*getting ready to leave the house*
*checks my wallet*
*checks my phone*
*checks my keys*
*checks my privilege*

oh no i can't find my privilege lol

>>67230629
https://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/5c2aj5/anon_explains_why_trump_won/

>>67230644
you forgot to check your rolling machine

going to strangle a yank with my spermatic cord

>>67230628
>venomize
do i need to say it?

bellend smells of chipsticks

>>67230432
what the fuck brah, you think be put ''s in front'a everything we right dude? if you said that to my face and not online i'd end you, hombre

>>67230690
if you even get within 5 metres of me i will grab you by the fucking neck like the little runt you are and beat the living shit out of you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfIgGz239Dg

protesters outside Trump tower

https://youtu.be/mS5n7deIbzA

Is Belfast as comfy irl as it is in The Fall?

>>67230676
say what? i'll fucking end you brah

finally pulled my foreskin back for the first time in 10 years and was met with a potent stench of razzles

>>67230669
i'm sorry i don't understand this gimmick can you please explain

t. dumb yank

>>67230261
2bh lads

>>67230712
"H-heh we'll show them. I know what'll REALLY get under their skin heh! We'll have a protest xD!"

i love bluepilled people, they do the strangest things

>>67230754
Mobility scooter

>>67230723
you'll feel right at home when you get shot mate

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Reminder that this is type of specimen who will have your oneitis

>>67230770
oh

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Love my mobility scooter lads

the new gf whacked on some Japanese fetish porn last night and watched it with me

later on she decided to cover my mouth and wank me off whilst licking my ear

think I've bagged myself a nutcase lads

>47/50 states declared

I dont CARE about the result but I need to the know the numbers fuck everything how are they so bad at counting I've been awake for 42 hours now

got loads of memories but have no idea what they're from

think I had a past life 2bh

>>67230779
WTF I love Ireland now

need a scots lass to yell at me for not doing the list of chores she'd drawn up

>>67230792
a certified runt

>>67230817
go to fucking sleep mate

what was your favorite catchphrase from this election?
>>67230792
literally me

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>>67230754
>>67230770
>>67230795
no
>>67230803
cute that you saved this
might roll one now

>empty bus
>chink bastard comes and sits right infront of me

Tired of these ching chong cunts

>>67230656
>/r/4chan
literally made just for normies to get megakekz without having to browse here

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Sounds like a bitch tbqh

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>A
>FUCKING
>LEAF

>>67230803
there's a place near me that rents them out for £30 a day or something, was considering it for a laugh

>>67230847
bad hombres

fancied a joint so I whacked the rolling machine out lads

>>67230760
has any protest in the west actually achieved anything in the 21st century?

wall street is all I can think of, but that still changed basically fuck all

Newt is too smart? You realize he lost control of Congress to libcucks after he shutted down the government cause Clinton made him sit at the back of the plane?

>>67230853
I save most of the J's /brit/ posts

Also how does that thing work?

NO MORE SPORTS

>>67230847
>what was your favorite catchphrase from this election?

I will construct a fence and ensure the Mexicans bankroll it

fancied a joint so I made love to my elbow lads

>>67230853
>rolling machine

Cannot imagine being this crippled

>>67230890
Shutted the fucked up

who would win

a) rolling machine
b) fucking machine

i was in san diego for a bit and the birds were stupidly fit, although also wearing less than they do here cos it was hot which affects your judgement a bit i find. met this one blonde one on the beach, massive tits, and she liked the accent and seemed pretty into me which never happens over here, and we got talking and it turned out she liked a spliff, so she got out her skins and baccy and asked me to roll her one but when i asked where her rolling machine was she just got up and left

>>67230847
"When you're famous you can anything to them... Hehehe... You can do anything. You can grab 'em by the pussy. Heh"

smokers are jokers

if you can't get high based on natural things like internet forums and alcohol you're a degenerate

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>>67230853
>rolling machine

Good man

londonderry
birmingalway
dubliverpool
yorkcork

>>67230938
just a plant bro

>>67230910
inb4 he says

>i-it m-makes better joints than you ever could!
with tears in his eyes

>>67230942
>3 grinders
Absolute madman

>joints
what is this 1970? everyone smokes concentrates now

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>>67230930

>>67230966
i inject

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>>67230965

>>67230847
Sleepy Ben or Lyin' Ted I think from the republicans. I saw a photoshopped yugioh card called

>Sleepy Eyes Black Doctor

With Ben Carson in a night gown on it. Cannot find it for the life of me REALLY want that picture back.

From the dems I guess I'd go with either Love Trump's hate or Make Donald Drumpf Again. The first one starts with Love Trump and reminds me how clueless their political marketers are to advertise their opponent so much. The second one is fantastic cause all you have to do is say 'Caitlyn' and they lose their shit.

>world leaders being forced to congratulate trump

screaming

>>67230966
foy with your chemcials
all natural bro

>>67230978
>not plugging

need a fertile irish lass to make me leek soup

>>67230938

right now i'm getting high on this leaf post

dude

weed

lmao

>>67230986
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>67230988
rosin is all natural

>>67230966
As with all things, Euros are lagging behind everything cool we do

Never smoked anything.

What am I missing?

>>67230847
not keen on trump but his destruction of the other republican candidates was hilarious

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>rolling machines

>>67230981
Damn homie

Give us a nug

>>67230953
I can feel the intense jealousy from this post

Don't worry mate, you'll be able to afford a rolling machine one day. Until then enjoy your manual labour

>>67231018
a lot of pain, coughing and headaches

>>67230986
>fringe right candidates being given the momentous opportunity to congratulate Trump

howling

Farage was in America to congratulate Donald in person when he won.

>>67231018
Nothing

Never smoked, never drank, guaranteed a spot in Heaven when I'm standing at the pearly gates

Will be howling at the weak-willed degenerates put through eternal torture and pain just because they couldn't say "No"

>>67230986
prepare to have your pineal gland blown wide open
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOMG4IOfH0I

Got a white shirt a need to wash but no other lights and don't want to spend £2 at the laundrette on one thing

>>67231054

you realize that 4chan is a sin eh lad?

you're going down with the rest of us

>>67231054
>somebody who has never done something is telling another person who has never done something what they're missing

hmm

>>67231018
The good feelings of being drunk without the loss of balance, slurring, and hangover with the added effects of music and food being 10x's better then ever

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>>67231055
hey wait, we were supposed to stop the jews, not make them stronger... THEY TRICKED US!

>>67231054
Jesus drank wine with his followers

Marijuana is in the bible too

Opium was a big favourite back then too

really makes you think

>>67231062

wash it in the sink with handsoap

>>67231054
Bet you're a virgin and a shut in mong too

>>67230215
Lmao Newts a slimy but smart fuck and would love to be president. I'm sure he's eyeing to be Trumps successor

Still don't get the connection between Israel and the American Jewish elite

wish i could make friends from hanging out in smoking areas but alas i am far too intelligent to smoke

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>>67230981
step it up

>>67231091
he's old as dirt

>>67231038
really? what a top lad

britain will be our favorite airstrip, likely number 1 in our hearts

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>>67230215
Is this the true /brit/ thread? I have a lingual problem. I played Demon's Souls, and there is this virgin, who you'll get very close to when leveling up. BUT! The old storied soulf faggot says that she is "a morose type, with her eyes waxed". What the hell a "morose type" means? Sorry for intruding+autism, I'm from Finland, as you can see. Hehe.

>>67231091

think he's on his fourth wife or something

lad's not smart enough to avoid alimony payments apparently

>>67230986
Our PM just kinda said "Well the yanks voted and now we've got to do deal with him" and he's not going to do a lot of what he promised, particularly in regards to the alliances between cunts and the U.S.

>>67231106
half of my boys don't smoke but they the smoking area is where shit goes down

>>67231055
>>67231077
Who is America's closest ally?

Israel says it's them. Australian ex-PM said it was us. May talks about the special relationship with the UK a lot. Historically France has helped them to no end and their statue of liberty is a gift from the frogs.

>>67231106
You don't have to smoke to stand out there, even just light a smoke and hold it. Don't inhale

>>67231091
think newt would be one of the few people to lose to clinton desu

>>67231054
I believe you, I don't think I'll ever try it if it means I don't get stuck in hell.

>>67231077

>he wasn't aware that the memes are hundreds of layers deep

heh welcome to the real world kid

>>67231091
nah... newt likes to be pulling strings in the shadows

>>67230847
"jeb is a big fat mess" had me in tears most of the time

>>67231126
It means she's a miserable cunt.

>>67231126
Ps. Can I reside in this thread for a while? Sorry (not the leaf kind).

Any brits in here? Got a question

>>67231180
no

used to work with working class lads and they all smoked a pack a day

was never preachy to them about quitting, but the moral superiority I felt over them was euphoric

>>67230847
bigly

>>67231142
>special relationship with the UK

ah yes, the retarded tag team of bush and blair

>>67231126
She's miserable and easy to annoy

>>67231126
morose is a deep and sullen sadness

nyreä

her eyes waxed means nothing to me though, could be japs just translating a phrase they use which didn't work well

>>67231055
First time I've heard Netanyahu speak, sounds like a disney villain.

Just wanked my willy and it went in my beard

Kill yourselves fucking scumbags

>>67231126
>>67231174
embarrassing set of posts
feelings of regret and contempt that I read them

>>67231208
wax and wane like the moon you muppet

>>67231126

>>67231208

just looked her up, her eyes are literally covered in wax, shes blind as fuck m8

>>67231214
>tfw have a voice as deep as his

will NOT be proving it so don't ask x

might repent just in case god does exist lads

>>67231180
im a brit on holiday according to /brit/

>>67231221
Pics of beard

>>67231251
Imagine all leafs to be pipsqueek mongs

>>67231233
nah man its a blind chick

I thought that at first too

>>67231232
t. Artur Wakowski

hahahhahaha

we're entering a new era lads

will Trump be assassinated?

>>67231142
Fuck knows, everyone just loves wrapping their lips around American cock.

>>67231254
alri pascal

>>67231260
are you the GAS THE TAIGS lads lad?

no, drumpf is a good goy

>>67231251
Bet you sound like this

>>67231274
whats that sposed to mean

new stefan video, lads

Got called an accident waiting to happen at the presidential election lads

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>No, drumpf is a good goy

>>67231018
if it was any good it'd probably be illegal

>>67231294
Fucked it

https://youtu.be/AMLaqNDEM-c

>>67231297
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pascal%27s_Wager

reckon the wall won't get completed

they'll wall off some areas and then call it a day

brexit tears were better.
trump's victory tears are boring

>>67231142
Unironically Israel, America became the world police the same time that Israel became a country, basically a proxy state the way they protect them. Bit like East Berlin the way they were surrounded by Soviet-sympathiser Arabs, took any and all chances to btfo Arabs on their behalf.

*looks out telescope and sights the island*

LAND HOOOOOOOOOOO

>>67231260
are you the my uncle was stomped out of existence like the runt he is by the based ra so now i whinge uncontrollably on an american little girls cartoon forum lad

If you defeat your enemies they win

If you wont die for your religion or country, what do yoi have left to die for?

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>>67231327
screeching
is this real?

>>67231333
im a philosopher and i didnt know it

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>>67231350
beg to differ

https://twitter.com/search?src=typd&q=white%20people

>>67231333
>medieval France

didn't know atheism was a thing back then 2bh

>english philosophers

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>>67231333

>>67231381
those freaks kill themselves on a daily basis

>>67231362
No
>>67231286
No stop accusing me of this plenty of Australians hate the Muslims of Europe. Just because I hate religious jihadists who bomb civilians and kill innocent people daily for decades doesn't make me a special snowflake. Plenty of people fucking hate Ireland without having that lads story to start it off.

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there is something wrong with this sink

>>67231369
2D waifus

>>67231413
Why has it only got one tap?

>(((mexican intellectuals)))

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>>67231381
>yfw it would have been 12 if the average suicide rate continued but more of them are staying alive because no more than ever they are garnering HUGE amounts of social media attention to sate their sick, broken minds.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-w47wgdhso

Why did he sound more intelligent back then?

>>67231362
HOWLING
>>67231411
oh so it is you then you boring whingey cunt

>>67231428
>he's never been in a disabled toilet

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>>67231173
>>67231205
>>67231242
>>67231232
So does this stand true? "morose is a deep and sullen sadness", and the poster who wrote that said it is the same as 'nyreä' in finnish. She doesn't feel/sound like 'nyreä' at all. I know that her eyesare waxed and all, but does it really mean something alike moron, not stupid but stupid to have around etc.?

our /mämmi/ is slow as fuck and I need discussion. Once again, is it ok to butt in to the /brit/ thread as a finn? I seldom visit your threads, or /int/ these days as is.
PS. I London really fucked? I want to visit Cornwall, is there anything there? Thanks. I have a collection of armor pictures.

>Restoring National Security Act. Rebuilds our military by eliminating the defense sequester and expanding military investment; provides Veterans with the ability to receive public VA treatment or attend the private doctor of their choice; protects our vital infrastructure from cyber-attack; establishes new screening procedures for immigration to ensure those who are admitted to our country support our people and our values

>cyber-attack

CSCI major here, think i'll be able to work for american national cybersecurity with trump?

the bernouts were absolutely trashing Hillary on reddit today

very entertaining

>>67231449
No I'm actually a Brit on holiday. but a canadian told me all australians are brits on holiday so i guess im australian too

>>67231444
he was a hell of a lot younger

good job he didn't buy the WTC haha

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>the bernouts were absolutely trashing Hillary on reddit today

>very entertaining

>>67231452
not even a single character passed through my eyes

>>67231444
>>67231474
He wasn't campaigning to middle America.

bernouts and old school democrats who hated clinton are the reason why pennsylvania became a red state

>>67231456
you posted this yesterday

>>67231456
>bernouts
>reddit

>>>/r/the_donald

>>67231452
kinda want to play guild wars 2 but i threw away my shitty desktop to use just my linux laptop now. going to buy a new one when my internship money for this summer comes in. are they doing another xpac or just living world shit? i hate living world

>>67231489
no im pretty sure clinton is the reason for that desu

these demonstrations are boring af lads. wish they would start throwing petrol bombs belfast style.

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weird to think how much of a dilapidated shithole NYC was in the 70s

>>67231439
what the FUCK is a transgender woman
can they not just say ftm or mtf, or anything less ambiguous

>PS. I London really fucked? I want to visit Cornwall, is there anything there? Thanks. I have a collection of armor pictures.

dunno why but I'm proper creasing at this

election was really similar to the 2015 one here lads
western is becoming more right wing

the goolies smell absolutely rank

apparently trump owns the golf course and hotel where pences mother and fathers family are originally from

>>67231490

yeah, but it continued today

the amount of hate there is amazing. I think they may hate hilldawg more than /pol/ does

>>67231533
fucking machines mate

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>>67231510
Don't fucking play it anymore, it's fucked.

t. armor guy

I just butted in anyway.

>>67231455
here you'd be lucky to get a job in police investigation with a CS masters and security firm experience, fuck knows how the government hire their staff

((((he)))) is here

>>67231489
>>67231516
He said Clinton. But it was both. PA has been blue since '88. It flipped because of Clinton being terrible, Bernie being screwed over and Trump being a populist who got a huge voter turnput.

>>67231533
second sentence makes me look like an illiterate mong

>>67231541
Give them a thorough rinsing

So cold lads

Testicles have strategically retreated into my abdomen

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>>67231531
You are oiling yourself with crease? Does not compute.

>>67231571
>look like

>The last time Pennsylvania was a red state, so was California

our presidente is basically saying
>WE WILL SUCK UR DICK TRUMP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIJJvJxx7pY

>>67231584
After my last session with Mistress Alexa my testicles have been on hiatus as well

Hope they return quickly, I've bought the Mistress a small anvil and sledge hammer for the next session.

>>67231142
australian ex-PM was just talking about american-australian relationships on 4chan

>>67231612
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>>67231629
its a nice image you're missing out

>>67231612
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Shan't be opening this image

Nothing gay about fingering your arse

>>67231629
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what, like your IQ

need a scots lass to bitch at me for not paying enough attention to her

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>>67231620
Well he does lead the shitposting quota. He added 50 dataroos too my download limit today after i got 100 (you)s on a single /pol/ post

>>67231646
>your
you mean "you're" you fucking melt

>>67231629
poorly executed
>>67231641
classic

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can't believe that this shithole of a country receives more money from illegals than from oil

>>67231620
Doubt that very strongly

>>67231617
https://twitter.com/alexamistress
https://twitter.com/mistressalexa
which is the one you are talking about

Just had a massive shit lads

>>67231600
Where have you been the past few days?

unironically think joe biden seems like a really good bloke, he's quite charming
if he'd run i think he might have won

on /pol/

>>67231452
How would you describe the meaning of nyrea in english?

>>67231702
yeh me too

ive seen interviews in the past where he has said he doesn't want to be president, but he does seem intelligent and well liked

>>67231439
w-whats meow meow?

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ahhhh yes, Jill Stein is to blame

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>>67231688
>https://twitter.com/alexamistress
>based in Dudley, West Midlands

someone needs to assassinate Soros

>>67231743
Clinton probably would've done better were it not for Stein tbf, though Trump might've also done better if it weren't for dude weed lmao man soaking up votes

are you gonna get a job working on The Wall™?

When did you realise you had a foot fetish?

Vividly remember being around 7 or 8 years old and having the urge to smell the family friends daughter who was 16 at the time

Remember going for it and her asking why the hell did I just smell her foot

>>67231732

(RS)-2-Methylamino-1-(4-methylphenyl)propan-1-one

>>67231754
Putin is the only one who can do that

>>67231751
west midlands mentioned

>wikipedia don't even use david rockerfellers current photo because he looks so evil

>>67231751
business idea: give (You)s to yourself

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>>67231751
>dudley

>>67231764
oh

i love that shit

I don't think so

>>67231702
no way

Trump would have stomped him because lets face it the only reason Clinton did as well as she did (especially in the popular vote) was because she has a vagina and nobody has been president and had a vagina before.

Was reading an Aussie newspaper article about Clinton and it mentioned in LITERALLY every paragraph (I checked) either:

>she has a woman's perspective
>first woman president
>suffragettes
>shes a mother
>women love her

Literally not a single thing was mentioned about her policies. Genuinely shocked Trump got 52% of the white female vote desu. Proof that the dems love for immigration is entirely and solely based on importing voters. Will be nice when Trump mass deports enough to secure him a second term.

I have a wikipedia article and I didn't create it myself

Shan't say ANYTHING further

>>67231728
he actually reminds me of Reagan a little bit desu in the way he talks

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2016/nov/9/george-soros-spends-115-million-defeat-pete-weir-s/

Why was Soros interested in such an irrelevant position?

>>67231814
doxxed

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>>67231719
nyreä, is in my eyes as in 'cranky' or explained as 'woke up with the wrong leg/being silent and annoyed'
If someone wakes up as angry and annoyed, you could say someones bf/gf/mother says "oooh, someones cranky todayy~" when they wake you up. So you're like growling cursewords and being annoyed, that's cranky to me and prolly everyone that I know.

>>67231814
>Shan't say ANYTHING further
okay then

>>67231758
Johnson did way better than Stein but if I'm not mistaken even if Clinton got all of Johnson's votes (which lets face it, would likely go majority to Trump) she'd have still lost.

>>67231822
Reagan is the reason why California is a blue state..... let's make Texas a blue state soon under a trump presidency

>>67231834
1.15m is lunch money to soros

>>67231814
youtube personality

>>67231854
texas was actually way too close for comfort. Fucking californians have moved there in droves

new

>>67231860
>>67231860>>67231860

>>67231758
afaik there Trump would still win, just checked and she got 0.7% in Florida, not enough to make a difference even if all those voters would've preferenced Clinton which I doubt.

Just hate this mong because he uses any and all excuses to bash Greens even though they perfectly encapsulate their views, he seems to believe Labor can do the greens better than the greens. Ridiculous as we have preferential voting here too.

>>67231854
what are your thoughts about trump election mate

>>67231814
>>67231857
i reckon IHateEverything posts here

whats it like to get fucked by a machine, lads?

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>>67231751
>Now THAT is a most agreeable birthday candle!

>>67231810
Her vagina only made her more popular to people who already vote dem, they needed a candidate who appealed to the swing voters, Clinton failed because she was obviously fake and smug all the time and never addressed her flaws/ dismissed Trump as racist all the time.

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>>67231980
No one will read your comment.

the uk is literally the most based country and brits the greatest people (along with australians)

>>67232122
alri lanc

>>67232153
>alri lanc
i don't know what this is

>>67231944
what the fuck