/brit/

Reminder that /brit/ doesn't tolerate racist drumpf supporters.

>>67228387
>that pic
UNF

found a brexit squidged into the carpet

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Social Civil War NOW

REDHATS TAKES TO THE STREETS

kpop am i right

>>67228387
does cara #StandWithHer

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karen

>>67228404
How tolerable of you

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screaming

>>67228387
spoiler those hogs

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The 'new money' look of the yank's first family makes me uneasy.

The only thing left for our dead empire is to finally take the next step and break apart fully. I will be voting yes for Scottish Independence, to ensure that this "United" "Kingdom" or is it "Great" "Britain" or perhaps the "British" "Empire".

Good morning

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How was your day lads?

I literally did nothing but watch films and play battlefield. Can't take this neet life anymore.

T minus 18 days until I start college. I hope I make some new friends

>>67228448
would heem karen

Going to do a Subway sandwich

What should I get? I don't eat enough here to know what is good

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sexiest princess to be fair

>4 years of prez trump memes and libtard butthurt

absolutely buzzing

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Why are they so scared?

Cannot fathom being literally terrified about an election result

Had a dream last night that I broke into 10 downing street, smashed the glass and then pressed the big red article 50 button

obama won't like this at all...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-5RbOlzARg

>>67228442
in public yes, doubt she really gives a shit

>>67228453
the u.s. hates old money you cunt

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>>67228471
you wouldn't get close m8

>>67228450
kinda feel sorry for the old bag

being president was her dream after all

she just went about it in all the worst ways

>>67228465
*Looks at the clock*
Hmmm...

>>67228488
They're not, it's attention seeking and victimhood competition.

>>67228468
i've been to a lecture, watching some anime episodes, and had a wank

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>Americans actually elected a shitposting racist with no previous political experience

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>>67228453
genuinely a reality tv show

was feeling a bit light headed so had a cheddar and worcester sauce runtwich lads

feel a bit better already

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Superior Karen

quietly hoping for the world to go to shit so i can say i was right

>>67228502
Didn't ask for your opinion. I don't even know what you think I was saying.

>>67228525
Wheres Baron?

>>67228525
Where the fuck is his youngest son?

>>67228555
don't such a soppy cunt mate

if you want something to happen, make it happen. look at farage....

>>67228541
What I love about this series is how the author turns all of the girls worse by cutting their hair, just brilliant.

>>67228580
>>67228563

podesta stole him

>>67228557
you're right, sorry, that was unwarranted

>>67228555
So when you see the mushroom clouds in the distance your first course of action will be to find someone to tell them how right you were?

>>67228521
Nothing new, they elected Reagan in the past. And he actually turned out a good president.

dude we're all fucking DEAD everyone i know is fucking DEAD Trump will fucking MURDER all the women and minorities he fucking SAID he would im literally CRYING

>>67228521
It was good banter tb h

>>67228525
would shag any of those females desu

(not the little girl though because im not a nonce)

Trump brought down both major parties what a nutter

>>67228613
i'll die with a smile on my face if it means im better than those bloody racists

>mate
>has car
>no insurance and only provisional licence
>has been driving around for years
>last week
>knobhead is talking on his phone whilst driving
>police pull him over to fine him
>do a check on car
>find out he has no licence and no insurance
>search his car
>find ounce of weed that he had JUST bought
>purely for personal use (and couple mates)
>nick him for possession with intent to sell on top of anything else
>all this because he was talking on the phone whilst driving

>>67228636
too late cats out the bag.

get him, rozzers

>>67228613
You don't need to tell them
It will be the very last thing that goes through their minds before their shadows are burnt into their surroundings

>>67228482
Rasheed

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>>67228593
> implying short hair kanbaru isn't cute

>>67228618
Reagan was a successful governor of California

granted he had a similarly unusual path into politics though

>>67228646
GOP has all branches of government. how are they down?

>>67228521
How is he racist?

>>67228453
>Charles strategically placed as far away as possible from his step son
Howling

>>67228653
police always targeting the brothas

>>67228700
you know why

got an empty and foreboding feeling in my chest right now lads

what can I do to get rid of it other than drinking?

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>>67228654
bollocks

>>67228653
>provisional licence
>has been driving around for years

the test is like what, £100? what a pikey

Honestly thought Trump hadn't a chance, the mainstream media never reported on this silent majority and just said "let's face it, Clinton will win, here's how her first 100 days will be" that was literally the title of an article I saw yesterday, all the other elections they report on how close it is but it's like the mainstream just knocked trump out completely very strange as it had the complete opposite to their desired effect

SHE CAN FROM GREECE SHE HAD A THIRST FOR KNOWLEDGE

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>>67228755
there wasn't really a "silent majority" for trump though. he actually got less voter turnout than Romney got in 2012. it was the bernie supporters who won this election for trump. democrat turnout was terrible

>>67228770
yanis varoufakis's wife mentioned

>>67228755
Ah yes, let's twist the polls in our favour and make it seem like an easy win, that will definitely mobilise voters!

right wing death squad just knocked on my black american cousins door
really shit setup there, have to go through so many hoops (cousin, american, black) to give a veneer of authenticity that theres just no point
not finishing this post

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we president now

I'm so happy

Oor Donuld :_;7

when i was younger i had no sense

>>67228387
So I'm looking for a product or medicine that I could easily get that could help me focus and one that could help me stay awake for around a week, currently thinking berrocas and 6 hour energy things - is there a better way??

>>67228698
It's very divided, a lot of old-school republicans still don't like trump

>>67228811
>we
>oor
fuck off illiterate yankstain

if i could ask trump one thing

i would ask him where's his trousers

Trump victory was supposed to give me purpose but I still feel like a sack of shit

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consult this image before voicing your opinion :)

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>>67228836

has the pound risen after the vote?

>>67228836
trump's mum was scottish

http://www.npr.org/2016/11/09/501451368/here-is-what-donald-trump-wants-to-do-in-his-first-100-days

this all sounds pretty fuckin primo

>>67228830
chop up and insufflate 3 medium bananas for a boosting shot of potassium straight to the bloodstream

Wish our police were more firm. Just beat the shit out of the chavs and pakis instead of prancing about with 40 coppers for one lad with a butter knife.

>>67228618
Reagan wasn't racist though, he advocated amnesty for illegals. Also he had strong christian values. He promoted strong values, was a good christian and served some time in the military (saw no combat however). He's not a shitposter at all, I disagree with his policies but he was a man of principle. Trump is just Berlusconi 2.0

just cleared out my willy of gooey substances

>>67228795
>far left voters would rather have a billionaire republican than hillary

democrats deserve their loss, what a mess

>>67228830
Amphetamine

>>67228842
very funny post
bet im the only one wot gets it :-)

>>67228862
couldn't say mate i haven't checked the markets

what you been up to anyway

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>The youngest Trump son likes decorating his living area with helicopters and airplanes, but he doesn’t like airplanes or cars on his covers. He prefers them “clean and white.”
>Barron likes to play alone for hours. He has a lot of playdates with other kids, but enjoys playing solo with Magna Tiles and Legos. He’s detailed in his artwork and likes to build tall structures.
>Barron loves math and science. Melania shared that she helps her son with his homework — with his favorite topics being math and science.

Reckon Trumps lad might have the tism tb h

>>67228868
>repeal obamacare
unless he's replacing it with proper universal healthcare this dumb

as shit as obamacare is its better than what they had before

>>67228901
apparently at least 25% of bernie supporters voted for trump, kek

>>67228653
proper fucking mong and he deserves it

the rule of thumb is only to commit one crime ay once

weird how the right wing parties in eastern europe are pro european

>>67228890
love a good foreskin deep clean

>>67228887
Oh yeah I wasn't really comparing their values. Just pointing out that in America an actor found a way to becoming the most powerful man on the planet, not too surprised though considering he was a masterful public speaker.

>>67228481
Ended up getting pizza because nobody answered me

>>67228923
He's a 10 year old kid in front of hundreds of people at 2am

>>67228923
Makes me wonder if he'll be posting here with us one day.

could absolutely heem every single hillary supporter i encounter at work tonight

>>67228923
Reckon Trump has autism

>>67228923
he's 10.....when i was 10 i did much more autistic things, and i'm well...still autistic i guess

>>67228956
was on about cum
I never need a deep clean because I wash my bellend every morning

bet you're of those phimosis twats

>>67228923
he's obviously just battling Clinton chakras on a higher ethereal plane in that webm you thankless cunt

>>67228923
>and likes to build tall structures.
**scratches cranium** hmmmm....
might be a witticism to make there lads

>>67228944
They get the gibs euromoniez

>>67229019
>bet you're of those phimosis twats
y-yes, also i do wash it every morning, sometimes theres some cum flakes in there though

>>67228944
They think the EU will protect them when the ruskies come a knockin'

The last two Jews in Afghanistan hate each other

https://youtu.be/b4fx6BjWEqk

>>67229068
what type of crisp does it smell like

good morning australia

would honestly be all for the eu if it weren't for the immigration crisis and how they handled it

well a few other things too but mostly that

>>67229086
if i had to describe it would very mild cheese and onion

Why do American police have to shoot everyone? Why not just use tazers instead?

A 50k volt tazer is going to drop 99% of people like a sack of shit and nobody gets hurt.

>>67228944
Over here people complain we get immigrants from the eu and have to pay into its coffers

Well over there they're the ones sending the immigrants and getting given money

>>67229116
Tazers do fuck all

>>67229074
>goy as an insult

ah yes

>>67229116
A bullet stops more than a Taser does

business idea: tazer my bollocks

>>67229092
'ning

>>67229116
Because it's likely the criminal has guns as well

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karen

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/kpop/

>>67229140
i've actually been tazed before, pain is horrendous

more so from the barbed tips than anything though

>>67229116
Ah yes lets use a tazer vs armed assailants

business idea: Wahey Wahay Wahey Wahay *30 Minutes* *HD*

>>67229180
yellow trash

Business idea:
Replace drone strikes with precision tasering

>>67229194
How the fuck did that happen kek

Don't tase me bro

>>67229140
Shut up you soft cunt. Only time a tazer is going to drop someone is if they're tripping on PCP or something.

>>67229116
plenty of people die from tasers though hahahaha

>>67229180
yellow goddess

I can't stop smiling, guys. Is this how you felt after brexit?

Footlong meatball marinara with Italian herbs and cheese

>Cheese and toasted mate?

Yeah

>Any salad?

Lettuce, tomatoe and cucumber

>Sauce?

Southwest please

>Is that enough?

Yeah that's fine

>Would you like anything else with it?

Cup drink please

>Eating in or taking out

Eating in

>That will be £5.00 please

--- end scene ---

Absolutely HATE how much you have to interact with subway employees, wish I could go online and put together a combo then scan the subway card on something so they know what I want seeing as it's the same every time

>>67229234
Lucky to be alive, mate

bit gay desu

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gayton,_Merseyside

Clearing my anime backlog lads, wish I'd watched some of this sooner, some of these shows are the bollocks.

>Opinion on Brexit
>Opinion on POTUS

>>67229153
what's on the schedule for today

Business idea: Precision Taser Iceland

>>67229234
>seven brief sentences is too much to handle
You actual sperg.

genuinely considering watching an anime right now. suggestions?

>>67229221
went around to a friend's dealer's house and he owned one along with a load of rifles and shit. was just curious what it felt like

>>67229234
Thanks for the business idea.

>>67229268
Momma didnt raise no pussyboi

>>67229234
the absolute state of you

Business idea: Anti-tasering perimeters around Iceland

if icelad doesn't bend the knee to trump before the end of this thread, his country will be nuked and all traces of his pathetic existence erased from this world in a sea of ash

>>67229116
>and nobody gets hurt.
tell thst to dalian atkinson

>>67229265
lol anglos more like outglos lmao
trumb is MAGA hhaha who woudld'ved guess

stop tasering the mandem

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>>67229278

>>67228923
he's just holding the warp at bay

>>67229278
Watch the same as me, Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex, it's a cyberpunk anime following an elite task force that fights internal threats and shit

*Bends my knee*

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>>67229234
courtesy of reddit

>>67229267
nm m8 got tonsillitis hahahaha wbu congrats on trump BTW xx

>>67229318
>>67229276
Fuck off subway shills

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She's lost it

>>67229278
What have you seen already?

>>67229366
name?
>>67229371
animation is too bad for me to watch. it looks like the 1990's ninja turtles cartoon
>>67229371
good lad

>>67228923
>magna tiles
based fucking barron

>>67229379
finished classes gonna meet up with the ol' dealer & buy some drug to celebrate
hope u gt better love xx

>>67229373
good lad

>>67229386
what hate did he spew

where is the hate

'kin hell

>>67229401
Are you the American that was on about GITS animation the other day?

>>67229092
>>67229153
>>67229267
>>67229379
>>67229421
benders

>>67229234
>lettuce, tomatoe and cucumber
>southwest sauce
>on a fucking meatball sub
what are you doing

http://www.buchanobserver.co.uk/news/aberdeenshire-business-owner-wins-presidential-election-1-4282745

>>67229449
nm mate just gettin ready for bed u?

>>67229438
She's confusing him with some of his more extreme supporters.

>>67229386
really just wish this unfunny blob would fuck off

>>67229449
Tastes nice you silly yank twat

What do you order then?

>>67229458
haha scotland

>>67229446
not him
i've never seen ghost in the shell but i thought it was praised for its art style and stuff like that

stars are amazing

live in a city and always marvel at whenever I see more than 10 stars

Got called a triple goy in Kabul earlier lads

>>67229478
hes gonna be president now mate

>>67229469
might order a pizza here and I should probably get some exercise so that I can sleep tonight

>>67229493
The movie definitely, don't know about the series.

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It's habbening lads!
Meme magic don't fail us now!

http://www.businessinsider.com/calexit-explainer-california-plans-to-secede-2016-11

>>67229421
hah thank you

have fun xx

>gordon brown caused a shitstorm for calling a woman a bigot
>trump "grabs em by the pussy" and is elected

why are we such pc cucks

Suicidal again lads

>>67229493
Oh well theres the 1995 film, you can tell its older by just looking at it, then theres the TV series that doesnt look much different from newer anime and has belting animation, storyline is great too, first episode was a bit dim though

is vsauce reddit?

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thoughts?

>>67229485
Meatball with no vegetables, just a small amount of mayo and parmesan cheese

>>67229234
Write it down on a note and hand it to them saying "this is what i want".

>>67229548
Fuck off or post Kiwi bitchnigga

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I hurt myself, today

>>67229527
has a fucking tantrum

the state of that state

>>67229545
nah they're different things

>>67229534
We value stoicism and professionalism in our politicians.

Seriously I'm sick of everything

What's the fucking point

>>67229557
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbN4RqeSfPw

top kek

>>67229545
yep
anything educational is reddit

t. reddit

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>>67229566
bitch

>>67229586
You'll be alright tomorrow and move on with your miserable life until your next existential crisis, and repeat.

cgp grey is very reddit i am sure of that

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>>67229602
Alri

>>67229554
ABSOLUTELY knew youd be a salad dodger lmfao

Also
>Mayo
>With marinara sauce

Get fucked

>>67229613
Literally made a video about Reddit praising Reddit

>>67229579
>professionalism
Unless it's PMQ.

Still miss Dave bullying Ed every week.

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Need to work on the tan I know haha what do you lads think

>>67229626
>Literally made a video about Reddit praising Reddit
yeh thats a pretty reddit thing to do haha

only nice posts allowed for the rest of the thread

>>67229605
Yeah so why not just end it

I'm supposed to be happy right now fuck this

>>67229613
He's pretty smart though tbf.

>>67229638
not sure why you keep posting this shirtless man who isn't you

have a nice day everyone

seeing a lot of repeats today desu
must be stuck in a time loop

only mongos eat subway

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>South Park had to stop all it's ads, all it's marketting and completely revamp tonights episode because it was so sure Clinton would win it didn't make a back up plan for Trump

Oh boy this episode was revamped (likely meaning the entire ending was made) in the 24 hours after Clinton lost. Matt and Trey are die hard liberals and I think this crushing change may actually have upset them, they couldn't even foresee a Trump victory enough to plan for it.

I wonder just how butthurt and upset they will come across in this episode and how they're gunna play it out. Will their free speech, pro democracy and usually outrageous message survive or will Trey 'My wife has a black son' Parker fold under a Trump win?

>>67229666
thanks u 2

>>67229651
reddit

>>67229648
end it if you want, or don't

It doesn't make any difference. nothing matters, its up to you if you want to keep having experiences or cease to exist

maybe try letting go of "happy" as a concept

https://www.patreon.com/cgpgrey

>His fans give him $15k+ a video
>Also gets YouTube as money

Wew

>>67229676
>die hard liberals
they're lolbs lad

told this irish mongo that he wasn't a mongo because he couldn't afford subway and he actually believed me

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Poured a little voddy in my cider lads

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>>67229548
Would kill your twink ass

How much do you weigh? Like 160lbs?

https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/fofxbkhaaefm39gdqldy.gif

obama is really, really old

been into a subway once and there were only black people so i 360d out of there

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>>67229658

>>67229676
should be funny desu

their stuff with Mr garrison as trump has been making me lol

'napples on 'za y/n

>>67229671
see
>>67229671


So many shows made politically aligned episodes for the sole purpose of degrading and shaming Trump voters that they had to cancel so many episodes. South Park is used to working on a tight schedule and revamped the episode but even they had to cancel all their adverts, marketting, trailers etc because they couldn't foresee a Trump win.

Really puts it into perspective JUST how unlikely this Trump win was in the eyes of the media. Makes it all the sweeter.

>>67229719
bit gay that

>>67229730
Y

>>67229707
I could split you open with a right hook

wanna date softannapl lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Swxx0Yyp-2U

Really fancy an authentic 'go 'za

about to kill this irish mongo for having pineapples on his pizza

>>67229730
Y

>>67229738
err ok

>>67229703
Okay classical liberal as you say not American liberal. We don't use the American version over here. Our liberal party is the right wing party, they have a coalition with the national party (though they disagree on a lot with the nationals its more for political power gain).

might warm up the frozen 'sco 'za in the freezer

>>67229626
Salad simply does not belong on a meatball sub lad. Try the mayo thing, it's better than it sounds.

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>>67229743
Eat some food skellington

>>67229750
skrrt skrrt

>>67229704
subway is inferior in every way to any of your run of the mill newsagent deli, only impressionable yuppies and student wankers eat there

>>67229787
I see you invested into the skellingtons.

Good business decision.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-17833/Clinton-staff-accused-vandalising-White-House.html

>having ANY toppings on a pizza
runts
margarita master race

I'm a 68kg skinny runt with emo hair and I could break any of you obese cunts in half like a fucking twig

>>67229787
not even me in the photo

listening to some asmr on the new 'phones and just about to queef out my intestines

what the fuck is "calle" and why is it in literally 90% of my captchas

>>67229493
example of the tv show animation
5:20 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZWaYQVOVG0

example of the original movie animaion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oP2Pt6m3yKU

Not had oven chips in years got a hankering now

love a good hawaiian 'za

>>67229817
>cheese isn't a topping

then how do they have CHEESELESS pizzas

stumped

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>>67229808
chicken fillet roll, taco sauce, bacon and cheese

food of the gods

So thinking of getting my first tattoo (a funny one) on the inside of my forearm it will read
"
vzcylvat ebg pnag or oehgrsbeprq
zgyzhs rhmg z hvxfiv xrksvi
"
it translates into
"
implying rot cant be bruteforced
atbash isnt a secure cipher
"
obviously each is done in the correct encryption algorithm

is this a good tattoo idea?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3921614/Amy-Schumer-pens-emotional-Instagram-message-saying-Trump-supporters-weak-no-clue.html
What a hateful bitch

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>>67229814
No ragrats

>>67229839
do you have 'apple on the 'za

>>67229815
>President George Bush has....

dropped

love eating oven chips when im stoned

feels really nostalgic and comfy

>>67229864
yeh brah love my 'apple 'za

are man enough to raise a black mans son as your own?

>>67229844
that's not a pizza, it's tomato bread

>tfw working class runt and eat oven chips on the reg

anyone else get really tired in bursts and then just recover completely? i've been up since 6am and about 11 i was absolutely fucking knackered and now i'm wide awake

>he pronounces fillet like "fillay"
>he pronounces pronunciation like "pro-noun-ciation"
would shot you in the throat if I ever saw in real life

Ephedrine and caffeine is a great study tool

Like a weak version of adderall

Bought some 'chinis for my homemade 'za lads

>>67229853
this could actually be funny if you was famous enough for people to care about your 'toos and they were cheeky little jokies in these ciphers that only your most autistic fans could puzzle out
hehe

>>67229598
if i could go back in time, i'd deny hillary her political ambitions and make her a happy housewife from the start

>>67229892
iktfb

>>67229927
chicken pops and chips is an actual meal to me

>>67229886
>Pizza Hut has declared that cheese is a topping, meaning that plain pizzas and pies with one topping will now cost the same

Erm no sweetie Pizza Hut says you're wrong xo

>>67229908
'chinis isn't a word

'za isn't a word

apply yourself and try again

>>67229853
one of the most autistic things ive ever read

'chovies y/n

what are billionaires meant to have if not oven chips? microwave chips? smiley faces?

>>67228923
>tfw you will never be the autistic son of the President and billionaire
>tfw you will never be able to fulfill all your autistic desires without having to work a day in your life
bad fucking feel

>>67229900
yes, it's normal

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Second_wind_(sleep)

>>67229970
wedges

>>67229964
N

>>67229964
nnnnnnnn

>>67229970
>not having a deep fryer

love spreading some 'tella over my 'za

>>67229970
sweet potato fries

oven chips are better than deep fryer chips

>>67230003
'eese and 'ineapple for me la

>>67229970
Seasoned curly fries

>>67230009
mollusc

>>67230014
love a good 'apple 'za while we're at it

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business plan: competitive living

any potato waffles man in

've 'me 'roni 'n 'y 'za

>>67229978
>Multiple studies have observed that individuals subjected to total sleep deprivation for extended periods spanning multiple days may feel "helplessly sleepy" up until the fifth day, upon which all observed individuals would feel what may be described as a second wind.[9] This particular form of the experience has been dubbed the "fifth day turning point" (Pasnau et al. 1968).

Holy shit. Do NOT envy the poor bastards who were subjected to 5+ day sleep deprivation. I think 10 days and nearly everyone is dead. 11 or 12 might be the longest anyone has ever gone.

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Found that 50 quid I lost yesterday lads!

>>67230009
Hate hate HATE the oily deep fried taste but they're always much crispier

bit of a dilemma

anyone got some good trump videos? been watching: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZNtYmdZ-4c on repeat because a lot of the recommended ones are cringe.

>>67230047
was it in another pocket?

>>67230047
>quid
Hmmmmm....

>>67230047
Don't you mean 50 euros?

>>67230043
nah there was a dude who got part of his brain blown out in ww1 and never slept again

lived for years though.

WW1 actually taught us a shitton about neuroscience and what bits do what since people were getting chunks of their head blown off on the regular.

probably a few more exceptional cases,
I did 5 nights once in uni and it was fucking madness

>>67229908
they're 'gettes you spa

asmr lady's laptop fan keeps going mental and i keep thinking its mine lol stupid fucking bitch

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>>67230061
It was in my breast pocket in a little folded card, am I a spacker or what haha

>>67230068
>>67230070
what's wrong with quid?

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So who's going?

>>67230032
yeah

used to sandwich a burger between two of them

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>>67230083
These lil turds la

>>67230123
what's this

>>67230115
quid means GBP and if you mean a different currency you don't get to say quid.

>>67230081
Mad shit,I'm going to look some of this up.

Why did you stay awake for 5 nights? my max is 4 when I stayed up shitposting and it fucked me up, starting seeing things too

>>67230123
comfy film :3

>>67230150
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quid

>>67230150
leave him lad, he's irish

>>67230043
>5+ day sleep deprivation

I don't know how that is even possible without the use of stimulants. No matter how hard you try surely your brain eventually gives in.

need a lend of 50 bob

>>67230153
my tutor group module had work that didnt have deadlines but had to be handed in at the end of the year, I had 1 week to go and hadn't done any of it.

So I spent 5 nights and 6 days at the computer doing about 15 assignments and drinking tea. After around 2.5-3 days the hallucinations start and continue to build in intensity

>>67230081
>nah there was a dude who got part of his brain blown out in ww1 and never slept again
Doubtfull, more like there was a man who claimed he never slept after being injured.

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>>67230205
You can fuck right off, this is going on a takeaway and a 25 bag

proto-gf is messaging me and I think she might be a bit drunk lads

methinks /GF2016/ is not over yet

>>67230244
>25 bag
complete scummer

>>67230162
Quid, and I know this from my own country, means pound. You got rid of the pound, you got cucked by the Euro. The GBP is the last surviving pound (in a real country) and the last currency you can call a quid. Adapt to your new money.

>>67229922
I'm not famous but like 90% of my friends and gf would find it amusing if not funny
>>67229959
I mean I am autistic so that makes sense

>>67230251
Abandon hope

I got hopeful as well and then it turned out to all be fucked

You're doomed to lonely misery like the rest of us, regardless of whether you're a good person or whatever you've lost the lottery and might as well not exist.

>>67230279
lol piss off wanker

>>67230037
whats the 'y

fuck me this is actually beyond me bros

>>67230148
filename isn't meta or a joke