/brit/

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cara

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TROTSKYISTS ARE JERKING OFF with donald trump's pics

Does anyone feel anxious? It feels like something major is about to happen?

balls feel empty

http://www.politico.com/story/2016/11/who-is-in-president-trump-cabinet-231071

>Gingrich
>Mnuchin, a 17-year-veteran of Goldman Sachs

>>67223607
Yes

>>67223607
hopefully it's trump's assassination

>whilst hillary was in the oval office watching a seal team execute Osama Bin Laden, Donald Trump was recording The Apprentice
rly med me thok

>>67223607
no, still bored of life

the real fun wont start for a while

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I don't fucking care. Birthday is tomorrow.

>>67223622
Now drumpfkins are delusional since day one hahaha

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>>67223619
arse on the left

>>67223679
god damn

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just fuck my polls up pham

>>67223622
does he pick them on how hard their names are to pronounce

>>67223666
spoopy post

>>67223694
>arse
hahahaha what the fuck? Do you guys actually say this?

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To whoever posted this, are you around today? I told you at the time I was screenshotting your post for this very day

>>67223649
Why are all lefties criminal children?

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>>67223729
Fuck off JF

>>67223748
all me

At the laundrette

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The Mexican might lose some weight helping to build the Trump wall

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>>67223729
y-yes

>>67223546

It was 17 century.

Read this...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sir_Neil_O%27Neill

>>67223499
tempted to raise guineafowl and pheasants

but guineafowls seem too noisy for an urban setting, and pheasants require more space than most city gardens provide

>>67223729
i could care less what a yank thinks

>>67223622
who would you rather, a pe teacher?

TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP
LOVELY TRUMP
WONDERFUL TRUMP
LOVELY TRUMP
WONDERFUL TRUMP

>>67223796
get some kiwis la

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Love Venera.

>>67223712
More like on how money hungry they are.

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN

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>>67223785
hnngh

>>67223622
>Giuliani

oh boy here we go

>>67223758
Not a lefty. Trump is just such a dick.

He's been the most divisive person ever throughout the campaign and then when he tries to tell everyone to come together. of course the divisiveness would have continued had he lost.

That's literally childlike behaviour

i heard that drumpf will not chose women to work on his cabinet???
is this 1860 or 2016???

bit chilly so had to whack on a jumper lads

please don't think any less of me

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>>67223885

>>67223878
RUDI RUDI RUDI RUDI RUDI
RUDI RUDI RUDI RUDI
RUDI RUDI RUDI
RUDI RUDI
RUDI
RUDI RUDI
RUDI RUDI RUDI
RUDI RUDI RUDI RUDI
RUDI RUDI RUDI RUDI RUDI

!!!!!!!!!!!!!

cannot wrap me noggin around trump actually becoming POTUS

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What is he doing now lads?

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>>67223876
found a very large slag folder from 5ish years ago haha

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>>67223916

Donaldo Trumpez.

>>67223912
the Irish bird would get one

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would you lads?

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Getting my hourly dose of jones and watson lads

my goodness gracious me
i despise my very existence

watching limmy play videogames

When my dad was in the army they had an Australian Captain visit during a training session.

He saw a black bloke running and the Australian said out-loud right in ear-shot of the black man 'crickey the abbo can run'

Australians are such mad cunts.

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tfw no gf is really starting to affect me a lot more these days

it used to just be one factor among tons of others in my generally shit life but for whateevr reason now its really starting to take precedence over everything. every morning i wake up all i can think of is how alone i am and might always be.

lol

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>>67223929
Got a thing for black girls atm

>>67223853
The simple answer is no, for several reasons. All kiwis are are endangered or vulnerable to extinction, and they are protected in New Zealan

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I don't fucking trust trump at all.

What racist things has Trump said/ done?

>>67223950
yes i'd shag roughly 98% of all women

>>67223986
source
now

>>67223882

paki shitskin kys die die die cunt

>>67223994
are you fucking kidding me?

>>67223986
looks like everybody hates chris grew massive baps

bit off putting

>>67223986
something draws me to this one in particular

she just looks like she has a really good personality

>>67223994
H-he wants to deport illegal immigrants

The evil racist

>haha lads check out my slag folder

fucking pathetic

>>67224015
off yourself

>>67223886
>Sane middle-of-the-road candidate whose election would ironically have triggered a civil war lost
It's not 1860

>>67223994
May be it is harder for Americans.
We may be unique.

>>67223986
Horrible face desu

>Yesterday I was a radical centrist who thought both candidates were shit
>Today I'm incredibly smug that Trump won and I'm glad the Democrats lost so badly

who /shamelessbandwagoner/ here?

>>67223990
nope, I see them in the pet shop all the time

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>>67224050
i have slag compilations too

>>67224050
Fuck off yank

This poor lad tried so hard with his titchmarsh meme

never picked up any steam

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>>67224050

>>67224075

here... something about trump was very endearing, he was like a talking heads song but a person

>>67224076
4>2>3>6>1>4>7

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just gave my arse and cock a wash and forgot to put the towel i dried off with into the wash

now my dad is using my arse and cock towel

>>67224075
literally ALL ME
leftie butthurt is a lot more amusing than /pol/ meltdown anyway

>>67223882
>He's been the most divisive person ever throughout the campaign
Which is why he won. Democrats have been trying to force us to all love each other for 8 years and all it's done is convince us even more that we really hate each other. Up until the primaries he was a protest vote against PC culture and the weird bullshit being forced down our throats by left wing society. There was a huge demand across the country for someone that would stand up against the corruption and social bullying and bizarre behavior that the left wing brings.

But I'm sorry you don't agree with his views on Allahmuhammabakastan and it's explosive(ly flamboyant) culture. Unfortunately it's not up to you and the majority of us disagree with your opinion.

>>67224075
are you me?

although I've always been more right leaning

>>67224076
6, 5, 3, 4, 2, 1, 7

>>67223505
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9y0Zjxu4V6c
SLAVE FOR THE NICOTINE

>>67224134
who shares towels

wtf

are you northern

>>67224124
Feel bad for him desu. He probably thought he looked average

Terrible combination though

>>67224133
the second 4 is meant to be a 5

>>67224075
literally me tbqhwyf

>>67224120
>never picked up any steam

>>67224156
it was just a hand towel that i used to dry off

>>67224176
Thanks I was getting close to blowing my gasket there

>>67224139
And Trump tried to force you all to love one another the second he was elected and right before tearing you apart for his own ends.

just gave my arse and cock a wash and forgot to put the towel i tried off with into the wash

now my dad is using my arse and cock as a towel

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>>67224134
>my dad is using my arse

>>67224076
would give my left nut to shag 4

4,3,2,5,1,6,7

>>67224127
one with the smaller chebs all day

would have her absolutely creaming all over this fucking cock of mine. shed probably be a bit clingy to me though as I bet im her type

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https://en-gb.normiebook.com/MileyCyrus/videos/10154808405142147/

Miley Cyrus in tears, surrendering herself to Trump.

Pure gold.

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slags>yank politics

lads what do you use for pube trimming?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izzaNASbnwo

>>67224209
So it's true, what they say about Irish men and too much arse

>>67224189
why are you using a hand towel

the rabbit hole is bottomless

>>67224221
tear them out with by bare hands tbqh

>>67224233
I created that meme tbqh

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>>67224215
This Patriot gets it

>>67224206
HOWLING
>>67224221
scissors

>>67223963
>streaming videogames
>making vine maymays

Why can't he write another show the lazy bastard

>>67224188
it didnt titmarsch lad.

there was a point when denmark and maybe one other anon would post.

It was a shit gimmick from the get-go

>>67224221
Nail clippers

Anybody else feeling a bit sorry for hilldawg?
>Spends entire time as first lady getting cucked
>Has to then stand behind unfaithful husband
>Runs against a candidate who lies more than her and people still see him as more trustworthy

>>67224076
4>6>2>3>1>5>7

>>67224235
getting washed anyway innit

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WE /PRESIDENT/ NOW

>military helicopters flying over my apartment building
haha is this the world's end

russia declared war

>>67224282
>Anybody else feeling a bit sorry for hilldawg?
she deserves everything she gets

>>67224139
As much as I dislike leftists, I think his trade and immigration stances appealed far more to the average American than anything else. Just look at the rust belt and the flyover states, South is a given because of muh guns, don't really know how he managed to flip Florida though

>>67224285
well it fucking wasn't

such incompetence

>>67224282
she shouldn't have even been running

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>18-25s

>>67224254
1>7>8>6>3>5>4>2

all those hours wasted mocking /pol/tards

hope no one capped my posts

just realised it's almost black friday

can't wait to see all the fat yanks making fool of themselves

>>67224198
He said "I want to be the President for all Americans"

He's not voicing his opinion on a defensive shooting in Florida trying to sway the court's decision with stories about his hypothetical son
He's not taking huge chunks of cash out of my paycheck to pay for someone else's healthcare while I can barely afford my own because premiums rise and coverage falls every year under current policy
He's not trying to force us to use the same bathrooms as weird ass trannies
He's not trying to make it ok for people to break in to our country by giving them rights and a welfare check
He's not inviting pakis in by the boatload so they can shoot up out coffee shops and concert venues or bomb a marathon

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Shut the fuck about the election reeeeeeee

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>the working class of the United States have such little trust in Hillary Clinton that they would rather identify with a billionaire who lives in a $100 million marble-wrapped three-story penthouse apartment on Fifth Avenue in a skyscraper with his name emblazoned on the side in giant gold letters

It's been 24 hours and I still haven't woken up from this meme

>>67224333
fucking cucks

>>67224333
>texas
>ever going blue

going to have to throw a few socks away sneakily

might as well be able to stand up on their own

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>>67223916
P.E.O.T.U.S.

President Elect of the United States (of America): King of New England, Rey de California, Sultan of Memphis, Arch-Duke of the Carolinas, Tsar of Alaska and the islands of Hawaii, Consul of Cascadia, El Presidente del Texas, Le Plus Magnifique Roi de Lousiane, Kaiser of Ohio, Rí Na Appalachia, Autocrat over the territories and Grand Emperor of all the United States; Donald Johnathan Trump.

>>67224342
He spread lies and devision to get what he wanted and then called for unity the second he got it so to make his job easier.

He cares only about getting things for himself. When will you realise that?

fully expect /pol/ to go left wing in 4 years when it becomes contrarian to be a lefty

>>67224221
hair clippers, I give my pubes a number 1 all over

Reading through anyone with a '' in their names twitter timeline right now is amazing viewing right now.

A lot of people talking about revolution etc.

Curious to see if protests increase over the course of next year.

>>67224407
gf needed

>>67224417
excellent post

MUH GIRLLLL POWER

this is the only reason women are upset that trump won, it has nothing to do with the fact that he's unqualified its all to do with GIRLS WANT GIRLS

When could we possibly see a female president in the US now?

Was gonna go to a m8s for his birthday tonight but I'm fucking shattered from last night desu

Only got like 2 hours of sleep

Still feel like a cunt for it though

Might start reading as my vocabulary is utter shit.

Any recommendations on good books.

>>67224478
women voted for trump because they want to be submissive and lazy homemakers

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Hehe

>>67224401
it was only 53% republican tbf

>>67224459
room smells like cum mixed with chicken

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>>67224439
/leftypol/ replacing /pol/ when? now? excellent

>>67224439
Only if it becomes normal for young people to be right wing, which will never happen.

>>67224465
4,2,1,3

>>67224469
2,1

cracking arses

>>67224515
literally brexit

*contemplates how much great politically charged music will be released in the next few years*

One of the best parts of living at home was being able to eat delicious leftovers from last night's dinner for breakfast nearly every morning.

wew laddos

>>67224515
fucking sad state of affairs

what went wrong with millenials?

t. millenial

>>67224465
>when a yank enters /brit/

>>67224437
Getting what for himself? He funded this himself, Hillary took money from major corporations even though she's also filthy fucking rich. He's a multi-billionaire, the president makes $400,000 a year which he said he wasn't even going to take. Other than fame and the title, whats in it for him? Because it isn't money.

>>67224478
seen more whining about muh LGBTQs and nonwhites than women

they literally swallowed as many bluepills they could find and LITERALLY think a democratically elected leader is a fascist white nationalist who wants to murder them all

>>67224503
Heart of Darkness

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not sure if neolibs sperging out on question time tomorrow will be fun or just painful to watch

fit girl just messaged me on tinder

bit of a shame because she looks taller than me

>>67224515
Yeah, fuck old people.

Those experienced health professionals, CEOs and engineers

>>67224558
is that the fat shit from gogglebox

>>67224565
He's CEO of the world

>what's in it for him

>>67224584
disgusting, the nerve of some lanklettes

>>67224584
pics

>>67224565
>he president makes $400,000 a year which he said he wasn't even going to take.
sauce?

>>67224599
So fucking what? Every president has been CEO of the world since America became a superpower. He's the first CEO that doesn't have to take bribes from other CEO's.

>>67224590
hope so

>>67224401
It's been getting closer and closer to going blue for a while now desu

"Smile" said a white privileged male to the sad female who is worried about her reproductive rights.

I implore my fellow Caucasian, heterosexual, cis-gendered male progressives to take a moment to collectively realize that no matter whom we voted for as President elect, we have no right whatsoever to claim this moment of despair for so many Americans as truly our own. We are as complicit in this; we are accountable for this sustained kyriarchy as the avid Trump supporter.

How many of us so called white male hetero cis progressives would've supported a Black trans woman from Newark NJ if she was running on the Democratic ticket instead of Hillary Clinton? Would there be as many avid "Bernie-Bros" during the primaries if instead of Bernie it had been a young Cuban-American man named Bernardo? Would we be as unanimous in our reprobation of Trump's comments about Muslim-Americans if a young Afghan-American woman, who practiced the orthodox Sunni teachings with regards to the Prophet, was the candidate advocating such radical social reform?

I think we've still got a lot of growing to do before we can truly claim to be progressive. The day in which we can all vote for someone who doesn't share our phenotype and openly advocates for the eradication of all our omnipresent privileges is the day we can truly call ourselves egalitarians. Look inward at our own complicity before externalizing the problem by castigating those "dumb Trump supporters".

Please, do not attempt to cash in on this moment of fear for so many as one in which you might ostentatiously display your "woke" values in hopes of virtue signaling to POC, women and the the LGBTQ community that you're some progressive white Messiah.

I'm constantly critiquing and evaluating my own role in this system and you should too.

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>>67224617

>>67224617
1,2

want to attend this prom

>>67224624
http://www.businessinsider.com/donald-trump-wont-take-salary-president-2016-11

>>67224478
2bh for what would have been a historic appointment, Hillary potentially being the first woman president barely got much attention. Compare that to Obama where him being black alone stirred up global hysteria.

>/brit/
>all the slags posted are yanks

ah yes

>The message people need to learn from this (and Brexit, too) is you cannot shout down someone with opposing views to your own with accusations of racist, misogynyst, homophobe, islamophobe, little englander or any other slur for that matter. It is lazy politics. Far better to make effective counter arguments and let the voters decide and more importantly - don't insult their intelligence.

Why are rorkes ignoring the fact that at every turn there were leftists and centrists and even republicans defeating each of their arguments point by point? Why don't they admit they voted the way they did in spite of the arguments?

wondertrading shiny slakoths because i have nothing better to do

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>>67224515
Shame young people don't vote

>mfw i have only ever voted in the refrendum
>voted leave

i think i was on a high energy buzz after Brexit. was incredibly hyped and energetic and I was loving life

bet the yanks feel the same way today.
i don't feel quite the same. it's nice, but Brexit was huge for me. I do smugly smile at Trump's victory but it wasn't my battle

What a time to be alive

>>67224629
>rich people don't want more money

ah so you're saying capitalism doesn't work the way it does

>>67224676
cheers, will use as ammunition

>>67224565
>rich CEO/businessman (proven to have more sociopaths than any other area of work) who has spent his entire life fighting for power and control
>Why would he want to be president?
ah yes

>>67224696
Probably because other countries (eg. the UK...) already had female leaders

Nobody batted an eyelid when Theresa May became PM

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trump clearly won the chad vote

>>67224752
i'd call those the milo vote desu

Trump wont build any wall

Can't wait to see Trump having dinner at Buckingham Palace

>>67224772
yeah it won't get through congress

>>67224565
Are you thick?

Clinton was mega rich as well and you say she took countless bribes. you're argument doesn't stack up.

>>67224752
trust fund frat babbies

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Guess the race lads

>>67224784
Guarantee he's going to get cucked into being a good little boy from here on in 2bh

>>67224714
You playing the new Pokemon, lad?

Trump's inauguration
Triggering Article 50

which one of these is likely to have something wrong happen to it?

>>67224799
jap

>>67224772
>>67224788
he was never going to. its a metaphor for upping security at the border, cracking down on undocumented workers, and getting rid of safe zones

>>67224816
article 50

it will still go through though

>>67224772
They will waste money on more pointless border defences as they did under bush.

>>67224799
hapas

>>67224816

both if I have my way

t. slingshot owner

>>67224799
Mexican

>>67224805
nah, updated like a tard. only have homebrew on 11.1, pretty sure I can't run it.

just got off the phone with don
hes a bit bewildered by the whole thing, only put his name forward as a dare and kept going for the banter
told him id help him out with policymaking and that and he seemed really appreciative

>>67224799
any human race from oblivion

>>67224735
No, I'm saying this is actually counterproductive to his yearly financial gains. He's been making way more than $400,000 a year for many years, now he doesn't have time to run businesses like that. He's going to have to put that on the back burner to operate as President of the US.

>>67224791
>he funded his own campaign (which is where Clinton took money for political favors)
what are you saying he bribed himself?

>he was never going to. its a metaphor for upping security at the border, cracking down on undocumented workers, and getting rid of safe zones
howling at the mental gymnastics here lads

need a gf to dress up in a latex military style uniform and batter my bollocks

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Guess my race lads
p.s. how are my arms looking? Pretty good I think haha

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dam this deep y'all

>Stephen Colbert
seen his reaction

I now need to see the reactions of:
>John Oliver
>Jon Stewart
>James Corden
>John Oliver
>Samantha Bee
>Seth Meyers
>John Oliver
>SNL
>Russell Howard
>Frankie Boyle
>John Oliver

*mentally pirouettes on a tight rope and finishes with a triple twist double somersault, but fails to stick the landing*

was the aids skillex/carl the cuck debacle about trump?

that seems like forever ago

>>67224929
when will canada be free of this man

>>67224869
Ah, stopped buying after gen VI's main game, not sure if I should bother with the new one.

>>67224816
Nothing will go wrong because neither will change anything.

Trump will be president but it will be like electing the karadashian family. America has just gone royalist. They have a figurehead in the white house. Republicans in the house and senate will do as they did in previous terms and trump will sign their legislation.

Brexit will go through but with the single market and most other memberships still in place. It will cost us more for less power but Tory's will have settled their internal conflict.

>>67224937
you're as pathetic as them

do not care for pointless celebs opinions

>when you're typing a message and then she starts typing

baka

>>67224818
>>67224857
>>67224861
>>67224887
The answer's Irish lads

>>67224937
http://www.usatoday.com/story/life/entertainthis/2016/11/07/john-oliver-is-super-sorry-he-asked-trump-to-run-for-president/93420392/

>>67224955
plenty of info on /vp/ if you need help deciding
looks decent content-wise, better xy at least.

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Will you be there to support Stephen "wonderboy" Thompson in his fight against BLM supporter Tyrone Woodley? It's essentially the Ali vs frazier fight of the 21st century, republican vs democrat

>>67224752
wonder when americans will grow out of baseball caps

literally the most runtish item of clothing

nigga we turnt up

>>67225055
its ingrained in their culture

tiffany trump is not bad looking

>>67224894
You are thick as fuck. He's a megalomaniac. he wants the presidency to satisfy his ego and if you think there isn't financial gain he can make from this exposure you are an idiot. His businesses all all still operating and just got a lot classier.

And I was talking about the fact that you seem to think rich people don't ever want more money

>>67224984
>She

Seriously just shut the fuck up and fuck off you normie twat

I would absolutely smash your jaw into a million little pieces if you even stepped within a foot of me you little pissant.

Fuck off to facebook and comment this type of shite on ladbibles page you complete and utter dickhead

Fucking despise normie cunts

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what the fuck am I meant to do with this now

>tfw no home gym

end it boys. Want to do olympic lifts every damn day without trekking to the gym and waiting for a free rack.

>>67225085
I wonder why she wasn't involved in the campaign
I bet she's dumber than a brick lol

>>67225028
>posing behind a flag of the confederacy

but the confederacy got BTFO

Not really sure why the South still has pride about sending all the poor whites out to die for the few plantation owners tbqh

>>67225006
Thanks for the tip, lad

can't watch films or even an episode of a TV show anymore, get bored and alt+tab to the chon

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>all this build up
>Trump turns out to be a fairly predictable right wing president with isolationist tendencies
>maybe he'll get a second term
>maybe it'll just go back to the dems
>the cosmic ballet of US bipartisanship continues unabashed
>yfw

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>>67225085
>tiffany trump

looks great in some pics

parents LITERALLY believe trump is an evil fascist racist who will deport all mexicans, never let another election happen and wants to legalise killing black people
dad hasnt stopped calling him some variant of "orange face" all fucking day, swear down im this close to sparking him out
being the radical centrist that i am, i managed to pretend to be daft enough to smile and nod at everything they said and its literally given me a headache
dad also hasnt failed to tell me how politics has lurched to the right every single time we're alone, how far right = extreme right (theresa may, donald trump, nigel farage) and far left = centre (corbyn, sanders)
honestly could have thrown myself out of a window so many times today
fuck
having a scowl and a drink

>>67225091
You know whats really funny to me?

I'm sitting here arguing with you and your wild accusations of becoming president solely to satisfy an ego, but it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter one bit how you feel about it anymore.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>67224503
here's entry level stuff

>>67225136
Same
Up voted

>>67225085
bit weird looking but id give her one

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>>67225103
yankee doodle is mad

>>67225103
this is a general for british normies
you are neither

absolute state of your life

>>67225153
>>>/reddit/

>>67225104
An expensive rag

>>67225108
why do you need a rack to do oly lifts?

really big fan of this manlet lad

https://twitter.com/mattstonephotog/status/796371496826343424/video/1

>>67225154
Thanks.

IVANKA 2024

>>67225154
Literally read all of them before I was 12

>>67225153
FOY

>>67225176
>>>/reality/

went onto facebook for the first time in ages earlier just to enjoy the outrage

>>67225103
looooool

by the way my height is 188cm and i'm built like a water-closet made of expanded clay aggregate blocks.

>>67225154
going to download these onto my brand new kindle

haven't read a proper book for years, feel like such a runt

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>>67225103

>>67225153

Bet you genuinely believed billionaires can't take bribes

>wake up next to gf
>she says good morning with her qt soft voice
>she reaches down my boxers
>pats my dick and says good morning again with a cheeky grin

when did you have your last big growth spurt lads
losing hope

>>67225154
Saw most of them in movie form, they're shit desu

Best to get some other books

>>67225120
>Ivanka, Eric and Jr all executives for Trump corporation
>Tiffany released a single nobody has ever heard of

lel

>>67225259
>>67225255
>>67225174
>>67225173
easy bait desu

>>67225154
things i've read from that list:

things i'm going to read:

>>67225300
probably 18-19

I'm 30 now, 6'3"

seen a girl i didn't like from school working in greggs haha
bet she saw me in my suit and tie and felt like a proper runt

>wake up next to my gf
>she smiles and moves her head into my shoulder/chest

wew lads, wew.

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comfy christmas time soon :)

>US is UK's biggest investor
>Trump said he would support a post-brexit UK

Fug lads this might be really sweet for us

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>>67225300
I held out for a while and here I am at 26 and 5'7 haha

>>67225300
when i was 15/16 desu

now 21 and still 6'6 like i was in school

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>>67225320
hmm
Are you the same lad who did the other baits?

>>67225256
How do you manage to read things on a tablet/phone? I feel like paper is much better, at least I don't get distracted every 10 mins and go do something else on the internet

>make a post
>dont get any yous
has happened about 4 times today

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>wake up next to my gf
>wake up again
>it was all a dream

>America elects first black president
>The next president ran on the slogan of "Make America Great Again"

kek

>>67225300
how old are you? stop growing in your early 20s but won't get much taller than you were at 17-18

GF unironically loves it when I smack her arse all the time

She thought we were fighting because I didnt smack her bum once yesterday hahah

having a gf is wild lads

Might do a wank out of boredom

>>67225339
did she call you a racist?

>>67225300
>tfw 5'6

I'm 20. I'd get over it but my mum and gran keep insisting I'll hit some fucking growth spurt because someone's nephew's brother's friend grew 4 feet at the age of 21. Every time I go home they comment that I'm "growing".

>>67225275
Genuinely believe Trump is already confirmed for President and the right wing now controls both houses of Congress.

8 years of nonsense ended yesterday and no matter how much they complain and whine, the left wing can't deny it.

>>67225221
hence entry level

Though I'm doubting you've ever understood a book as your reading comprehension is clearly terrible.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rY0WxgSXdEE

>>67225390
Yeah but I hardly ever bait normies like that

Mine are the same
>quid is american slang
>gf is in ibiza
>gf wants me to cum on her but shes on the pill
>shagged my best mates gf
>Trump got 8% of the black vote, blacks are only 13% of our population so he got more than half.

>>67225449
please be real

>>67225435
Hate when people insist you'll keep growing desu, it's just confirmation that they're fully aware you're short as fuck

Christmas is comfy as FUCK lads.

>lots of high-end booze
>parlour games
>exchanging gifts
>delicious food
>cozy weather
>walks in the country on a Boxing day morning
>extended family (which I used to find annoying as a child/teen, but now value)
>cozy weather
>god-tier food

>sack tv presenters who refuse to wear poppies says veteran

ah yes poppy fascists

>>67225451
>>Trump got 8% of the black vote, blacks are only 13% of our population so he got more than half.
that was a good one

>>67225495
FUCK OFFF NORMIE FUCKING CUNT FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCKF OFFFFFFFFF

>>67225451
To be fair, it's really hard to know when Americans are trolling or not

>>67225449
>the mentally ill are prone to suicide

who would have thought?

>>67225495
being middle class sounds alri

>>67225283

oldey but a goody

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>>67225451
Well played

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>>67225451
>>Trump got 8% of the black vote, blacks are only 13% of our population so he got more than half.

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>>67225529

>>67225495
neck yourself normie

>>67225495
>tfw spent last christmas arguing about videogames on 4chan

>>67225449
Literally the reason the Labor Party voted against a plebiscite for gay marriage a couple days ago lel

>>67225495
>tfw dad's a publican
>tfw gran's a baptist

I get the choice between being teetotal and playing boardgames or working in a pub all day for Christmas

>>67225437
>stating the obvious

>>67225368
But who will support Ameriga?