/cum/

>>67207800
/mämmi/

It looks like Mexico is going to build wall. What a tweest.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42hKJgppgUM
Clinton concession speech soon

big, fat mistake

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/balt/

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ITS STARTING

I'm glad Trump won and all but where did all the fun posting go?
Is /ont/ going to be /pol/.07 for the next few weeks?

>>67207871
big fat pecka

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This is what the face of defeat looks like

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>WHAT DOESNT KILL YOU MAKES YOU STRONGER

He did it
the madman

>>67207866
Will she reveal she was a lizard all along?

Heart goes out to the few level-headed Bernie supporters today. The DNC is such a disgrace to the people.

Why the fuck are they playing Metal

*Spanish music intensifies*

>>67207857
Canada too. Or else they'll be overrun with our leftists.

Do you guys think the DNC will try anything?
Like a false flag or a coup?

>>67208006
She was too buttmad to even speak last night. She probably didn't even have a concession speech prepared. Unironically believe she might just sprout wings on live TV and set fire to the American flags with her breath

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>>67208006
RIP

>>67208097
Nah they are still in shock along with the MSM.

If my mom wasn't born in the states but is a naturalized American could I become one too? I want to live under Trump and own a lot of guns that I only need a driver's license to buy

>>67208592
Probably have to get naturalized yourself t b h

>Live coverage will resume soon

All I heard beforehand was police sirens, did someone get shot

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>>67205812
Lelouch Vi Britannia commands you to read this carefully crafted love letter to your delicious sister aloud, as if it were your own and you've endured decades of pent-up sexual urges to confess your true, taboo feelings of pure lust for your darling sibling whom you've gazed at with desire uncontrollably since her sweet teats budded, living with them in your sight and mind under the same roof for enough time that you could not possibly bear the violation her body has cast your thoughts any longer:
Behold my serrated ruddy tongue slink through the creased folds of your dearly beloved baggy and moldered snatch, shudder in dismay while your sweetly, dainty, defiled willow contracts an enveloped slimy lick that carves its subtly-grimed rings into your rancid yellow-sweat tunnel, bitch. Espy your wrenched swollen slum, a newly-transformed servant to my sheer swinish lechery. My bitter honey, the puff in your nipples through bra-less fabrics has for long been my all; embrace this contamination you've long had coming, that you could not wash away as the lathering I've numerously spied of you, when you've been like a swimming swan whose neck I've fantasized clenching, a filthy, vile, wicked whore of a swan. Devour the flesh of my member as I devour and digest of our once-pure kinship. I do not ask that you forgive my sins, because they are solely your fault for being so unforgivably sexy. I only demand that you submit to my flesh and bone to make reparations for all you've put my cock through in all its throbbing, constricted nights, like I've been constricted throughout the years, trapped in a vicious cycle of furious masturbation to the mental image of your putrid snatch between my hungry teeth.
>>67206820
To express my gratitude, may the lord have mercy on your wretched soul. May the lord also have mercy on me once He catches me—if He can.

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Well my old man's the president
with a tower and a wall
he'll tell the muzzies to get fucked, hes always on the ball
he looks so really trendy, with his red tie and blond hair
he'll make prison great again cause Clinton's going there!

>>67207918
What did you expect? Even after Canadian elections there was shitposting for at least a day.

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Gotta get my passport done for a trip to the UK/Ireland next year. Tuning into NPR on the drive over to the post office is going to be great. Fuck them, they were saying for MONTHS that Hillary was going to win in a landslide. Eat shit Jim and Margery.

>>67209062
Yeah NPR really turned me off to them this election.

Gald I didn't donate during that last funding drive they had.

Tell me about Arizona.

What happens there? Who lives there?
Are they religious? Do they support the Trump????

Guys I'm scared. Trump is going to destroy that nation and we're going have to deal with the fallout.

Hold me

>>67209185
don't be dramatic

rename this thread into "/uc/" because you're gonna build a wall over mexico. so "m" is DROPPED

>>67209185
I feel you nig

>>67209185
Please please PLEASE take our liberal refugees

>>67209224
more like /cu/ as in see you later mexico

>>67209185
Americans dealt with the worst Mexicans moving to their country.
Now it's your turn to deal with the worst Americans moving to your country :^)

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Good dubz op

Jeb Bush is also a pretty kool and reasonable guy. TOo bad he didn't run for President

>>67209213
I'm not. I'm watching what Paul Ryan is saying and it's straight up facist talk. They're going to undo over 20 years of progressive reforms.

>>67209232
Give us the west coast.

>>67209232
we have enough unskilled foreign workers

>>67208110
Fucking traitor.

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I voted for Trump in the Louisiana Primaries and the election

AMA

>>67209273
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO At least Chicanos are nice people. Americans are just cunts.

>>67209286
>>67209294
You'll get the keystone pipeline too, a pipe big enough for a man to walk from the Mexican border to the Canadian on.

>>67209306
do you feel like your vote matters?

Why do people say Trump only won because of racists when we just had a black president for two terms who ran against white men both times?

>tfw mexico is forbidden love
JUST

>>67209329
fuck, we're finished

So when are you deporting Jeb's wife and all those guac bowls????

>>67209300
Sorry, but Rebuild America Act stroked me in all the right ways.
Improved infrastructure on everything from roads to internet to the electrical grid.
Americas infrastructure is badly outdated and we need a modern setup if we want to stay competitive.
I'm not saying Trump won't improve it, just that he hasn't said too much about improving it outside of "De-regulating the EPA and lowering taxes,"
It'll be interesting to see how he goes about it.

So who is going to be the Canadian Trump?

>>67209353
He got over 70% of white people to go out and vote but got less then 10% of PoC to vote for him. Make no mistake, this is the fault of white racists/misogynists

>>67209329
Alberta could really use the work tbqh. I interact with one of the companies that is involved with that pipeline and they had MASSIVE layoffs because of that and the economic downturn.

Is he already crying?

>>67209499
Yeah, just don't think about the oil that'll be leaking constantly into the Missouri River inevitably.

>>67209441
Business guy on Dragons Den is considered to be our Trump -- he's running for a Conservative PM MP seat. He didn't want to be compared to Trump though. We've also got a female candidate who is anti-immigrant and etc. She doesn't like muslims.

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J E B S U R G E
E
B

S
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R
G
E

If you're going to deport all the browns, does that mean you'll open up immigration to white Anglos from the rest of the world??

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>people already bitching about Trump becoming president
>~100 million people who can vote, didn't vote
If you did not vote in the election despite being eligible, you do not get to complain about who won.

Why are people so fucking lazy? It took me a half hour to go vote, and I got a free hotdog afterwards.

>>67209565
that's pipelines for you

it was going to get built either way, the question was when

>>67209541
He's tearing up, but I don't seem to really cry.

>>67209637
We're full

Plus don't you guys think the US is a shithole anyway?

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>>67209607
We can still do this!@

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>>67207800
What do I do with my 150+ ¡Yeb! memes?

>>67209686
Not anymore

>>67209649
Oh sorry, Pipelines leaking into the Missouri River and more.

I dunno, those native camps are still standing pretty strong. They'll probably have to end up bulldozing over them and if we've learned anything from horror movies it's that building over Native burial grounds is a instant catalyst for shit getting out of hand.

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>That look on Bill's face and that slow clap

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>>67209705
Dump them now before it's too late

>>67209648
Likewise with Brexit, compulsory voting should be a thing.

Provide an abstain vote if people are really too thick or angry to decide.

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>>67209746

>>67209760
see >>67209213

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>>67209705
>putting your 4chan folder on your desktop

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>people on facebook blaming the Trump win here in Ohio entirely on people that voted third party
>mfw even if every Johnson and Stein voter went for Hillary, Trump still would have won
>mfw these people are desperate to point the finger at someone
>mfw they are behaving like a pack of rabid dogs now
When are these people going to stop playing the blame game and accept reality?

>>67209807
I dunno m8, there have been a lot of oil spills in both the Gulf of Mexico and U.S. Rivers in the past 5-9 years, it doesn't really seem like the industry has a good hold on the idea of stopping things like that.
I'll believe it when I see it, but I really think we'll be seeing things like "North Dakota Access Pipeline is leaking despite constant reassurance it would be fine,"

>>67209778
>>67209648

I'm lucky it doesn't take too long for me to go to vote.

>>67210039
>Hillary supporters
>Accepting reality
Top zozzle

>>67210039
Blaming third party candidates for losses is a time-honoured Democratic tradition.

>>67210047
kid, your entire country is coated in pipelines and environmental disasters. spills and environmental disasters happen all the fucking time but people don't bother to report on it. of course it's going to leak.

crying about something that only wasn't being built because Obama was pretending to care about the environment is autistic. you may as well protest a McDonalds being built. there are more environmentally damaging projects in your country but that one is just some shitty media focal point for memes.

http://www.bbc.com/news/election-us-2016-37922587

even in concession she is full of complete shit

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what did women mean by this

>muh ceilings

Nuking USA campaign when?

>>67210181
Just because it happens constantly doesn't mean we should add to it.
Again, neutral on the idea and if it's a successful thing it's a successful thing, I just worry about problems it could cause. At this point looking forward we know these things are going to happen so we should be trying to make them work as best as possible and not just accept faulty projects as something that will always happen. That goes for things that already exist too.

>>67208050
They should let the celebs in tax the shit out of it and use the funds to build the wall to keep the SJWs out.

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>>67209185
Good, this nation needs to be destroyed. It is an abomination, an incarnation of all the hell we've existed in having broke loose to construct a chamber of endless dissatisfaction, disappointments and avarice. May the US burn in the tall flames it's danced around for centuries until all that's left is ashen and debris. Let every nation and people alike its image burn in the agony of their fragile, scattered lives and mentally deranged, malformed dreams. Let the nightmare shatter into one million lost and afraid little fragments that suffer justly as cruel of awakenings as the one we're is headed for! This nation strutted itself to the gallows, let it choke while dangling from a single thread, gasping for the polluted air of the black gold upon which it has so heavily and dearly relied. MMM. My gaunt, depraved cock bulges through my pants at the thought of vicious cataclysms ripping and gnashing apart every stale and tampered broken dream we've ever dreamed, quick, someone catch it in their mouth and give it a peckish, slutty suck! Suck my snake dry until there's no more venom in it to blacken lily-white souls with! ^^

>>67210289
[spoiler]They want him to grab them by their pussy[/spoiler]

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>mfw my guns are safe for at least 4 more years

usa usa tbqh

>>67210289
Talking to my mother and grandmother; they just don't think a women would make a good world leader

>Miley Cyrus, Amy Schumer, Jon Stewart all moving to Canada (plus a bunch of other celebrities)
Today couldn't get any better

>>>/k/27429060
Anyone else still see the spook theme here?

>>67210503
>Trump will make the SC red for 20 years
>no more nogunz
Truly God's Chosen candidate

>>67210564
We'll take stewart and cyrus but fuck off with schumer

>>67210601
It's a package deal faggot

>>67210601
You get the whole package, no takebacks

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>>67210601
can I come along too?

>>67210601
No, you take her and you keep her there.

Where were you when DC voted to become a state?

Say goodbye to Washington DC, say hello to New Columbia

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Foundation?

>>67210861
>DC in charge of controlling themselves
Top lmao

LMAO

SHITSKINS

P A C K
A
C
K

Y O U R
O
U
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B A G S
A
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Still loving every second of this day, what a ride.
Can you imagine the intense buttblast Shillary must have felt when she saw herself losing state after state last night?
And the fact that she didn't even come out to say a single word, gorgeous.

A German newspaper today said "So we'll fight."
"With the election of Trump the American century in Europe has ended. From now on we will have to defend our Western values. Even against the US."

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>go to sleep around 2 in the morning
>everybody decides its the perfect time to start an anti trump rally and scream protests throughout the dorms

Can I move to Canada too :3

>>67211442
You'll come to American and work the help desk and you'll like it

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i am so happy we can be friends now

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>>67211345
>we will have to defend our Western values
>Even against the US
>Germany

>>67211442
I'm sure half your family is already here, pajeet

What's the word for someone who uses big words to sound smart?

>>67211442

No.

Our wall will extend and encompass all of Canada.

>>67211794
pseudo intellectual maybe

>>67211794
cuck

>>67211794
Pretentious

>>67211345
>Even against the US

Good.

USA v Germany round 3 when

>>67211794
fag

>>67211794
Redditor

>>67211794
pretentious

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>>67211794
Sesquipsedalian
>Don't be so sesquipsedalian anon

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>>67211989
That's the one lad.

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Hii, my name is Rigor Mortis, and it is my life's duty is to devote all my time and effort to an invariably practicable cure for the mentally sick, to rid them of their contagious diseases that are really only all in their heads. I specialize in virus diagnosis, and carry a special license to prescribe accordingly a primeval medicine that has long acted as an analgesic for such infirmities. It is called anguish, a proven method of deliverance from nauseating delusions and crippling complexes.
Don't worry about the costs, my services are free of charge! I take enough pleasure in the deed alone, because nothing is more deliciously bittersweet as the analeptic of that instantly-remunerated taste of my own medicine =)
>>67211794
>>67212106
la-di-da,
>>67211989
is too big of a word to remember that it'd be contradictory in use (=

>>67211484 # >>67211761 # >>67211800 #
Two yes one no
Thanks democracy

>>67207800
>tfw CHI
>tfw staunch Republican
>tfw voted for Trump and glad that I did
>tfw related to a few illegal immigrants
>tfw most of my family is flipping their shit over the election
>tfw cousins who recently moved to the country (legally) feel the exact same way that I do
>tfw still live in California though and my state just passed a law that requires background checks for ammo
Shit. Well you can't win them all, and at least with Donald and a strong Republican pressence in both houses, we might get a SC justice that is down to declare some of our laws unconstitutional

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>>67212538

>>tfw chi

this is your new home

>>67212538
You need to go back home, brown man.

>>67212538
>tfw CHI
CHI

Nice knowing you mates.

>>67212631
I'll miss you mexico

>>67212631
can I have your machete?

>>67212578
>>67212590
>>67212601
Niggers, I was born here and my parents were legal immigrants

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>>67212631
>tfw mexico-america is now forbidden love

wall

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deportation force soon

>when you mexican, but you a naturalized citizen

Swerrveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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>>67212690
CA
>>67212696

>>67212662
Don't cry for me
I'm already dead

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Oh fug

>>67212690
I don't think there are any legal CHIs in the US.

So how do we build a wall around /cum/?

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Celebrating with some 5 Guys

>>67212784
/c|u|m/

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guys, h-he's not deporting permanent residents without green cards, r-right?
>t. imported europoor

>>67212823
Go to bed Zoey

http://www.theonion.com/article/report-things-finally-bad-trump-claims-54665

/pol/ and r/the_donald are so happy about Putin being so confident on the Donald being president.

I seriously believed you guys wanted to be the #1 and not watch like cucks. That you wanted the world to know you. But it seems like you don't. At this point Russia, with all it's faults, will become the world's in-command. Trump caged itself and its supporters in the anti-goblalism dribble. And you can't go out there and act big without being global yourself.

>>67212838
>permanent residents
the fuck? is that like citizen light or something?

>>67212860
kek

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>>67212861
who cares as long as we have a wall to keep you and your brethren out

>>67212925

I don't expect anime watchers to understand complex topics.

>>67212861
So when is anime going to become real?

>>67212838
>permanent resident
>no green card
pick one

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>>67212971
Soon I hope

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>>67212958
>.0506 USD to 1 MXN

>>67213016

It has been fluctuating like that since 1973.

Stop replying to me.

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> Win by almost 200,000 votes
> Lose anyways
How is this a democracy ese?

>>67213046
>america
>democracy
pick one jose

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>>67213046
>Electoral College
>Democratic

>>67213046
Democratic Republic, not a Direct Democracy.

This is the 5th time in history it's happened, and the margin is close enough nobody cares.

>>67213046
It's not :^)

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>>67213043
its time pay up for that wall buddy

>>67213046
>mexican intelectuals

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>>67213113

>americans

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Why haven't you thanked Old Coal and the Rust Belt for making America Great Again?

Any happenings with the Californian "rioters"?
All I heard was a fat bitch got run over

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>>67213144

So fucking tired of hearing about politics. Will normies calm down by the end of the week?

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>>67213161
I hereby retract any statements of blanket hate to the Midwest, except with regards to their cooking and Illinois

I think the best part of this election is people are going to watch what Trump as president under a microscope.

He has no way to back out of what he promised. Its beautiful.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prostitution_in_Canada
Checking out this article

>>67213046
Because it's a constitutional republic and it's been that way since the election of 1800, when the presidential race ended in an exact tie and the country nearly imploded

>>67213220
same desu
I just want to talk about food and vidya and banter a bit but we have /pol/ shills everywhere

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its happening

>>67213242
Most people are just happy Hillary got btfo. I know I am.

Weed was legalized in CA and a few others.

Should be interesting to watch maybe the rest will turn soon.

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now its time to lock her up

>>67207800
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqPC08cPGJw
I think this might relevant very soon, burgers

>>67213312
4 states fully legalized.

Nevada, California, Massachusetts and Maine. Bestcoast now has weed )))

>>67213242
>He has no way to back out of what he promised
Yeah, because nobody has ever promised something to get elected and then not gone through with it.

>>67213289
LEAVE BERNIE ALONE

>>67213227
The midwest is filled with actual americans. The coasties make me sick, and I'm a leftist.

>>67213312
Let's wait and see what Attorney General Chris Christie has to say about that.

>>67213312
I think the legalization in California is the only thing preventing riots and the only thing that's keeping people like Snoop Dogg from leaving the country

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How does it feel?

>>67213372

But wouldn't Trump and the Republican Everything be able to overturn every single "progressive" decision taken yesterday? Euthanasia and recreational weed specifically.

>>67213242
Yep

>>67213269
>>67213220
Yep, in a couple of days. /pol/ is gone for good though. Wish there was a decent politically incorrect place. I guess I'll have to keep faith on taba/pol/ to grow

Hahahaha Massachusetts NPR is fucking hilarious
>Nobody knows who to blame
>"Why did the media fuck up so hard?"
>Queer black muslim immigrant doctor speaking for 3 minutes about how scared she is
>Witch hunt for Bernie voters who didn't vote Clinton

>>67213046
It's not a direct democracy.
It's a system designed to make sure population centers don't get too much power and screw over rural areas.

>>67213307
You're correct.
Most voters who put him on the ballot readily acknowledged that he is unfit for the Presidency.
I'm also happy a limousine liberal like Hillary got beaten, even by another limousine liberal like Trump. But in addition to saying "No" to her, they said "Yes" to him. For the next 4 years.

One hopes he gets a competent cabinet, and basically cedes all decisions of importance to them.

>>67213430
pretty sure no. And besides, Trump has said very clearly that he believes legalization is a state issue.

>>67213379
His promises where big and what his entire campaign hinged off of. If he doesn't follow through then his voter base will be very pissed, not to mention the libertards that want any ammunition to get him impeached.

>>67213384
us coasties have never thought of a damn leaf to begin with. Your opinion is irrelevant.

>>67213466
>in a couple of days. /pol/ is gone for good though.

Bullshit

if you want to leave the USA i have a Futon and Hot chocolate milk,

>>67213407
Brexit didn't actually happen
I'm a lefty and I'm ok with both events
Trump will a reagan-lite, nothing more or less
I'm willing to bet there will be no wall, no Muslim ban, nothing of note.
He will just lower taxes, maybe restricts immigration a bit but fundamentally, USA will continue on the path downhill.

>>67213430
Weed maybe, didn't know euthanasia was legal but probably seeing as Trump wants to overturn Roe v Wade which legalized abortion.

>>67213557
Sold. time to re-learn french

>>67213557
what about me I wanna leave Canada

>>67213509
>His promises where big and what his entire campaign hinged off of. If he doesn't follow through then his voter base will be very pissed, not to mention the libertards that want any ammunition to get him impeached.

I really want to disagree with you, but Trump has defied so many expectations that I have no what to even expect. We are truly living in interesting times.

>>67213578
>I'm willing to bet there will be no wall, no Muslim ban, nothing of note.
yup, /pol/ is gonna be dissapointed

>>67213517
by" /pol/ is gone for good" i mean it can never be healed again. The userbase, the mods,

>>67213509
I would like to see more decisions made on a state level honestly.

>>67213468
Do you have a link?

>>67213603
just move to Quebec, essentially the same place as france t b h

>>67213631
It's been that way for a long time.

>>67213637
But then I won't get a futon

>>67213631
Ok well then I agree with you.

>>67213637
Quebec is essentially the same as the RoC minus language.

>>67210861
>Implying the Republicans will allow two more blue Senators

>>67213634
http://news.wgbh.org/boston-public-radio

Obama wasn't that bad desu

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>>67213515
>proving my point
kek

>>67213592
where can i contact you ?

Having some clean water

>>67213430
>euthanasia
I don't know what state voted on this. But he also doesn't take office until late January, plus the federal government just tells the states to have laws on something (say marijuana), but its up to the states to decide how they want to enforce it. That's why, through some technicalities, 17 year olds can buy and drink alcohol in certain states. A federal ban would require a change to the constitution, ie the 13th amendment which outlaws slavery, or the 18th amendment which outlawed the manufacture and importation of alcohol until it was repealed in the 1930s

>>67213634
>I would like to see more decisions made on a state level honestly.

I agree. It gives the people more control over social issues. Want abortion to be legal? Elect the people that will make it that way.

Bit worried about red Congress, desu.

Is the Dankold simply going to be a front/puppet for the typical GOP bullshit?

Was kind of hoping the Jesus/Free-market/World police meme was dead, desu

>>67213686
yeah but they would've left had clinton won. but a clinton presidency would've been sadder to take. some sacrifices are good I guess
>>67213702
not bad as a comedian, some internal policies good too, but fucked up huge on foreign policy. surpassed Bush I'd say

Sooo how is NAFTA going to be affected?

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>>67213697
What part of canada are you from, zhang?

>>67213637
>essentially the same place as france
'no'

>>67213629
To use their own words, they will be cucked pretty hard
At any rate, I'm more concerned about my own country, right now I'm escaping in ftiness and litterature

>>67213803
Bush was the catalyst

>>67213697
>Quebec is essentially the same as the RoC minus language.
Don't get me wrong, Quebec is way, way, WAY more North American than it is French, but I disagree with this. There's still some pretty substantial differences between Quebec and the RoC that go beyond language.

>>67213804
ripped up

new free trade deal between canada and USA

mexico implodes

>>67213829
>he cares about race

When will we get the results for New Hampshire, Michigan and Arizona?
And what's taking them so long??

>>67213804

Probably going to be renegotiated. In the worst case scenario USA will retract from it unilaterally through diplomatic means.

That would be a very harsh shock for a year or two though. For everyone involved.

>>67213881

Trudeau would 100% keep a FTA with Mexico.

gonna make some 'za now

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>Liberal Texan caller on WGBH blaming Obama for a Trump presidency

>>67213854
Obama had his 8 years. No "but Bush" about it.
Of course, with Trump, Obama may look like a cake walk. Nobody has any idea what's going to happen, and people are making contingency plans.

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the broship begins

gonna crush some ISIS cucks and unite against the red dragon

>>67213910
>Trudeau would 100% keep a FTA with Mexico.
which is pretty irrelevant considering how weak Mexican industry is (especially if American companies are forced to leave), and considering that we share no border.

>>67213883
The only strangers in my life who have ever acted aggressive with me, or tried to rob me or assault me were non whites. And young obnoxious teens on public transportation are usually non whites, and if there are whites they either have non white friends or they act like non whites blasting rap music.

I was at a nice party at someones apartment and 12 arab and black guys let themselves in, took over the aux cable and then proceeding to rob like 5 people before the guys in the party had to get them out and a couple of punches were thrown. unpleasant.

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>>67213949
Black woman wrote in stating that Donald Trump voters are not just vicious racists but are complacent in it. They're getting butthurt about Bernie voters again as well.

>>67214017
didn't mexico surpassed canadian exports?

>>67213829
Nova Scotia, Abdul.

Quebec is not European in culture and you know it.

>>67213854
surely those events had already been planned by the elites, but he could've chosen not to follow them
>>67213972
yeah, obama should go away laughing at clinton. They had made a mutual deal that if she supports him for 8 years, he'd support her in 2016

Can I move to America to help build and/or guard the wall??

>>67214018
I've been bullied much more by other whites than non-whites, and witness shitty behaviour from both sides
You were victim of an aggresion, it's normal to fear for a while, but rationalise. Or support a women who get raped the right to say she now hate/distrust men,.

>>67214177
You wouldn't like it here, so no

>>67214017

It's irrelevant but my point is that it will still be there. At least until the conservatives get into power again.

>>67214078

We export a lot precisely because our labor force is cheap and we have privileged access to the American market. If we lost that access we wouldn't export shit.

>>67214177

Why would you do that? Coming to guard from americans from mexicans instead of keeping your country safe from Ahmeds? what a cuck.

>>67214018
this is so incredibly accurate

It's also why I don't have a problem with East Asians. They might segregate themselves and have a few flaws about them, but you almost never need to worry about an East Asian acting like a literal monkey.

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>>67214177
Only if you dress up like this

pretty bummed about the election bois, republican everything makes a pretty unbalanced gov, and canada depends on a lot of american shit to do well.

I guess if NAFTA is ripped up, we might retain better resource rights to our own stuff, which will be nice. Industry will need a huge boost though

desu facebook and twitter are also no go zones as everyone is shitting on the white vote which imo is bad politics if they dont want Trump 3.0 to happen here. We already saw that kind of thing working with Rob Ford & ford nation.

this is a lose-lose election for me guys

let's talk about something that's not politics.

Who is going to watch Ottawa kick Buffalo's ass tonight?

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>>67214177
build this wall first

>>67214221
Fuck off spic I wasn't speaking to you

>>67214282

A cuck acting all big lmao

>>67214282
I'm not a spic, I'm a fucking ginger

I don't want Brits who constantly bitch about our country moving here, because you're just going to do the same thing when you arrive.

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GAS THE KIKES

RACE WAR NOW

>>67214078
nope, Canada is US's second highest trading partner right behind the EU and just above China

Mexico is 4th and exports about 100 000 less to the US

>>67210601
Lena Dunham is also included.

>>67214186
White people are jealous and bully and what not, but its social confrontation at worst. You sound like a thin skinned faggot. Arab and black people will literally slide a knife through your ribs to get your wallet. Its what crushing poverty does, plus some of them just plainly dont give a shit, which white kids with a future do. Would you walk through a paris banlieu at night and feel safe? i dont think so. Someone would beat you up for no reason. Its savage.

>>67214099
alri ricki i like the maritimes you get a pass

I never said it was european culture btw, we're pretty north american i mean people like their trucks and all but there is still a distinct culture in quebec

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>>67214282
Its okay, I'm white (true white not any of this Italian or German bullshit) and I say you can come as long as you voted for this man

>>67214263
good

Maybe now we as a """""""country""""""", we can finally stop deluding ourselves, and we can finally realize that we have a primitive colonial 3rd world economy and our infrastructure and living conditions are simply worse than those of our southern neighbors (if you don't take jamals and juans into account). Maybe, just MAYBE, we can FINALLY start investing in actual native industry (which doesn't exist in the slightest outside Quebec and Ontario) and actual 1st world infrastructure (long fucking overdue). But of course we probably won't, because we still have at least a few years left where we're stuck with an economically retarded government which thinks that debts will magically disappear and won't burden future generations, and with a prime minister who thinks posting Twitter selfies magically improves your country.

>>67214410
>preferring pakis to poles

oh my days

the obvious answer is to make the polish men anglicize their names and give polish gfs to british NEETs, corbyn will pull it off

>>67214364
whoops *50 000

can't really give you data on what because I'm just skimming a chart

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>>67214311
Mexico....

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>A former Royal Canadian Mint employee has been found guilty of smuggling $165,000 worth of gold from the building on Sussex Drive — apparently in his rectum, an Ottawa judge ruled Wednesday morning.
>Leston Lawrence "clearly had the opportunity" to steal the gold because he often worked alone and the security cameras would not have caught him slipping gold pucks into his pocket, Justice Peter Doody ruled.
>"His locker contained Vaseline and latex gloves, which could have been used to insert a puck into his rectum," he ruled, adding that there were no cameras in the locker room.
>Lawrence set off the mint's walk-through metal detectors more than any other employee without a metal implant — 28 times between December 2014 and March 2015, court heard. But when a secondary check with handheld detectors failed to alert guards to the gold, Lawrence was able to leave with it each time, Doody found.

>canadians stealing things with their ass
CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP

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>>67207800

>>67214385
>Would you walk through a paris banlieu at night and feel safe?
For fuck sake, in most cases, yes. It's not Gotham. Some areas are a bit unsecure, but it's common to every major city. And as you said yourself, it's crushing poverty, not race, who causes that.

>>67214469
>infrastructure
lmao you traded your infrastructure money for *semi-autonomy*, jean-pierre

The rest of canada is fine, but quebec has the most attrocious driving in NA, thanks to all the corruption

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>average people with zero investment in this election acting like Trump getting elected is the end of the world
>whining IRL
>whining on social media


Everybody wants to put in their useless 2 cents. Meme regurgitating moo cows.

>>67214567

>it's poverty, not race, who causes that

suspiciously enough, a few races seem to never be able to, "escape poverty", as it were, and present an eternal amount of violent crime

>>67214567
well why arent you smelling the coffee yet?

our masters replaced the white underclass with a brown one. when in reality we could have just eliminated acute poverty and had everyone be lower middle class and up basically

>>67214650
US politics has been a meme war since 2001

like-mindedness rules the world

mgs2 was prophecy

>>67214571
Infrastructure isn't just roads and bridges you fucking mong

>The rest of canada is fine
No, it isn't.

Take a look at telecommunications infrastructure, for example. Canada is without doubt one of the single worst 1st-world countries in this regard, even if you take population density into account.

There's also general transport infrastructure: having lived in Alberta, I can confidently say it's simply horrendous. Even road infrastructure, it's simply decades behind what is considered proper infrastructure in actual 1st world countries.

Your attitude is EXACTLY what I was talking about. It's SO very common for Canadians to live in this retarded fantasy world where no problem exists and where Canada is "da besst cuntry in da werld free healfcare!!11!!!".

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>>67214474
hmm, yes, indeed, very well...

Here's a shitpost for you:

Shitting in a dark bathroom feels good

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>>67214705
>meme war

I know nothing about it

>>67214653
t. has never been poor
It's a fucking inescapable hell by design
When you're poor, everything becomes much expensive, hard to get, or becomes a luxury
When you have to chose between paying the rent or the heat in the winter, you don't have time to think about your future

>>67214705

this

>2008 election
>Who do you want, extremely qualified multi-term Senator and veteran John McCain, or young one-term junior senator and black memester with swag Barack Obama?
>overwhelmingly Obama

these threads were dead and now they are alive?
It is a miracle.

This body which is addressed by others as 'You,' is in-fact a puppet, and its invisible strings are pulled by external forces that act upon it to create the illusion of its animation (they may be collectively known as 'fate'), which would not truly be a product of 'myself' or the 'will' of 'myself.' 'Myself' is a spectator of the events that this body experiences, which are then for some inexplicable reason channeled to 'me,' an interstellar being, that 'exists' in a somehow conscious yet empty state, which may be best referred to as 'limbo.'
'I' cannot be held responsible for 'my' actions, because they would not truly be 'my' actions, just as any being would not be held responsible for the emotions and actions it may experience vicariously by observing an actor acting out a script assigned to him onscreen.
And this puppet's stomach is hurting badly again, it keeps forgetting that it needs food to survive. I wonder if the realization of my true state of existence somehow projects unto my body and its actions, which refuse the physical illusion and deny the instinctive will that could not truly be a product of 'myself.' But that makes me wonder about the link between 'myself' and this body, I couldn't imagine how they'd exist as one because I am notably detached from this body as an estranged sort of distinct entity. It seems to act without my say in things, just like it seems to have sprang into this existence without my say in things. I don't see then what would make it 'me,' exactly.
What could I be then, really? And what could all this I experience be, really? It seems too surreal and irrational to classify it as 'true,' but I suppose that would never matter either way because it should be temporary, and one day I'd fade out of this estranged existence just like I faded in. At least life can be entertaining at times and not just overwhelming, but only in some mangled way to say the least. But because it seems unlikely for me to truly exist in this body, or truly

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KKK Fine
Sicker than your average nigger killer
Twist nigger's heads off
Niggers fucking stink niggers and gayers
Chicken wing eating players
Triple K hooligans like Moon Man
Dead right if they head right
Fucking your mom every night
Moon man's been smooth since days of killing jews
Never lose
Never choose to lynch jews who do something to us

Talk go through us your mom walked to us
Get on a rape bus; screw us, screw us
Yeah, KKK, nigger babies i don't give a fuck
Stick it up the butt

Dare I not see at your ripe cherry pussy
Bang every porch monkey easily, busily
Recently niggers fronting ain't saying nothing
My cock nigger
Suck it, Triple K mafia, we're on it

Moon man, Moon man, can't you see
Spics and niggers need to hang from trees
And I just love your racist ways
I guess that's why their mom is black and you're so great

I put niggers underground without a sound
You minorities can't step to me
All spics need to go back to Mexico
Never to be stealing money from you and me

Now who's the real dookie
All you niggers smell like shit
You niggers can ride my dick
Spear chuckers pushing up sticks
Ooga booga, go back to Africa

I don't know why I hate blacks
Oh yeah, it's because they look
And smell like ass

Quit throwing your chicken bones on the sidewalk
Spics need to learn some English talk

I don't give a fuck about your mama
Jizzing on her face ain't no drama
It's probably different than the nigger cock she's used to
Kill a nigger and skullfuck a jew

exist in any state other than a dreamlike form of incomprehensible oddity, I could only digress further and further into deeper and deeper obscurity.
I see nothing wrong with me in particular, questioning these things and having these sorts of thoughts. I don't think people stop often enough to question their existence, and just how odd everything truly is. It doesn't make any valid sense, it just happened, and we just are for God knows why. So, to be or not to be? But did we ever truly exist in the first place? Hmm, really makes me stop and ruminate about this baffling, bland horror film that makes up for its mediocrity with a few interesting twists, turns and mysteries. But if I arrive to the conclusion that I am not or that I am, would that be a reason to off myself or continue enduring through these obscenities, alone and estranged? Others may think I'm mentally unsound, but I do not see how others could be sane for not questioning the absurdities of life, human nature, psyches and such. It's all so inconceivably odd, that I of course default to questioning purpose. There doesn't need to be purpose, because we'd only find purpose within some made-up purpose. We can live without purpose, so it seems that life's purpose would have to be life in itself to make any valid sense. But if life itself cannot be made valid sense out of, then it's futile to question these things. All of this has been futile, I'm either here to experience or simply back out and reject my experiences. I suppose if I only experience these absurd things once, and I am detached from my body, then it's worth enduring just for the sake of experiencing life, with all its goods and bads. But why does it seem that I am so alone and estranged in all this? I cannot connect with any other person, let alone with myself.
I'm baffled only in defiance of life's unspeakable horrors. I'll just continue to fulfill this pain that I can't flee from for the trade-off of a very hazy fog in the delusion of sanity.

>>67214750
> a literal shit post
bravo leaf.

LooooooL!

>>67214760

I have, though. I was also blessed with good parents who instilled values in me, though. I've worked since I was 9, bought most of everything I was able to get on my own. Paid attention and did well in free public school, chose a good major, a good career, and paid off the loans that are readily available.

Poverty isn't inescapable at all, how the fuck do you think all of the poor in the past did it? Especially with all of the modern luxuries such as free public education, grants, scholarships, loans, etc. Don't be hyperbolic and pessimistic, that kind of mindset is why poor people drop out.

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Everything you be saying is offensive to me
As a proud African American I would have used my right to free speech
Moon Man you need to stop the hate
After all we are one universal race

Fuck off nigger
I don't give a fuck about people of other colors
Get the fuck out you ain't my brother
Why don't you go and fuck a hyena
When it's dark outside I can't even see ya

Moon man, Moon man, can't you see
Spics and niggers need to hang from trees
And I just love your racist ways
I guess that's why their mom is black and you're so great

This is Moon man here telling you niggers to take a long walk off a short pier
Vote 5, faggots, and I'm out of here

>>67214690
(I'm more talking about Americans in this post)
Well I see that. What I conclude is that their fight is also ours.

Racists are too busy hating their neighbour to realise that their middle-class is being set lower ever and ever, and that the establishment needs that rage to be directed at the Chicano, the black, the Arab, to function properly.

The rich sets your interests against one Chicano, but you both have more to gain by overthrowing him.

>>67214875
Fucking vile beast. Don't say the n word again while I'm asleep.

What're you cunts listening to at the moment?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9wnpiiMUJs

>>67214843
You were born in much, much better time. Dollar was lower, College was cheaper, jobs were more secure.

>I've worked since I was 9, bought most of everything I was able to get on my own
Christ, what about enjoying a normal childhood

>Dow Jones rising

>>67214983
THE CHICANOS TAKE THE YERBS

RACE WAR NOW

>>67215070

Actually, I was born right when everything was shitty. My grandfather walked out of high school and got a middle class factory job. My parents barely paid anything for college. I got up to my ass but chose the right career to be able to afford.

Life is about choices and poor people make a lot of stupid ones.

>Christ, what about enjoying a normal childhood

It wasn't "normal" but it wasn't "bad" either, it's simply made me a believer that you affect life more than life affects you and that's the divide between conservative and liberal thought here

>>67214719
You're right about the other infrastructure problems, I'm looking at the canadian infrastructure report card rn and it looks like we're going to see declines in every sector, and thats without forecasting what will happen with a trump presidency so I'm not sure the future really looks bright.

The thing is, the death of free trade is going to cause major problems in some sectors. Considering most of our current industry is resource based and Oil is having huge problems we'll probably get in shit. Maybe Trump will bring back Keystone XL and increase fossil fuel use because lol environment, but we'll see

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>>67215034
>>67215048

You thought I was gone, but Moon Man is back If you are listening to this I hope you're not black I'm about to drop rhymes, I'm about to go in Donald Trump is gonna make America great again

You can't stump the Trump, Bernie looks like he has the mumps Hillary always gets hacked, and Ben Carson is black Why did the hispanic cross the road? Because Trump got elected and is gonna send him home

[Sun Man] Shit my nigga, Donald Trump got elected Now I can't chimp out or I'm gonna get arrested If someone comes after me, I won't even flinch, G Oh my god look out, Donald Trump is gonna lynch me Please help me, help Moon Man Donald Trump is coming at me in the Trump parking van Oh god, oh no, he's got a gun Life for minorities under Trump isn't fun

One plus one is two Two times four is eight If you elect Donald Trump He is gonna make America great

Moon Man and Trump, 2016 We're gonna take down that bitch Hillary Black lives matter, lol jk Tbh senpai that movement's pretty gay

Santas cuckshed pzza for master Every day Donald Trump's rise gets faster Shoutout Ben Garrison, shoutout shitposting aussies Just try to mess with Trump and Moon Man's posse

One, two, three and to the four Trump and Moon Man are knocking at your door Five, six, seven, eight Donald Trump is president, checkmate

>>67215233
what field are you in

>Trump wants state rights

>Red Congress

>Blue cities

.... I'm trying to think about this one

Dear everyone who made the independent vote. Do you feel good about yourselves? Victor and I have to deal with Drump as our president because of your egos and narcissism and faux I'm a cowboy for freedom bullshit. There was no place for that this election and if you believe otherwise then please by all means luxuriate in these next four years and take responsibility for them. As Trump picks our justices, I hope you are proud of yourselves. Gonna stop crying and go to Home Depot with my Clinton sweater on. I'm real mad but still

I wonder if trump really will make america great again or if he's just memeing

>the NRA was was one of the only major groups to support Trump
>they supported him quite staunchly, to boot
looks American gun rights are safe for a while to come, especially with a supreme court nomination coming up

doing a poo

>>67215644
>Pro gun supreme court justices get in
>They nullify all state laws that infringe on gun rights, declaring them unconstitutional
>Liberals shit their pants harder than Hillary in her tour bus.

I'm a cowboy for freedom

>>67215636
he's memeing just like any fucking politician.

Maybe a bit stricter immigration, and higher price for visas but that's it

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Can't wait for Trump's SC to end fag marriage, gonna be quite fun to watch the reaction.

/pol/ here, we run the world now

Well lads I just shat all over the carpet again for the eleventh time today for fuck's sake. God damn this. Damn everything to hell and back because I just don't think I can quite take this shit anymore. I've really had enough of it. It's all over the place and I don't even know what to do about it anymore. How can tragedies be continually dealt with without a solid break from them? By giving it more time? But I've already given it so much time, and there's still shit absolutely everywhere I look. How much longer am I going to have to flop around in shit before life's worth living again and there isn't fecal matter enveloping my very being?

>>67215233
>Life is about choices and poor people make a lot of stupid ones.
You were lucky. I'm happy it worked out for you, but really, you more than ever should know that it's not about fucking choices. Is it a choice to be denied a loan ? Is it a choice to be involved in your brother drug schemes ?
Choosing random examples, but really, the embarrassed millionaire meme is still alive and kicking.

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POOPOOPEEPEE?

>>67209705
Since when has my ID become a meme?

Still laughing from last night lads.

This is great

this is madness
no
this is sparta

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I really want a canadian version of the show "Cops", that'd be fucking cool

>>67215953
I thought the swooce meme was from 2011 or some shit.

>>67215915

86% of American millionaires are first-gen, lad

the "woe is me, I am le poor and there is literally no way out of it" meme is strong as well

>>67215883
you will be pretty disapointed when you will realise that Trump like all of the politician won't do half of the thing he announced

>>67215992
I like it.

Still, where did !Yeb come from if not me?

If Canadian bacon isn't your favorite pizza topping just get the fuck out already.

>>67215988
it's called to serve and protect

>>67216005
Even starting from 100,000$ in assets is several degrees of magnitude better than 10,000$
But really, go on
It will be Reaganism all over again, unless he decides to implement Clinton's policies, which would be ironic.

>>67216058
Jeb is Yeb because some people pronounce J as Y in Eastern Europe or some shit.

Canadian post quality has seriously dropped these last 20 minutes