So it seems we have to be friends now...

>>67195759
I'd love to come out there and hang-out with you guys! lets make the west grate again!

I'm glad we can be friends.

>>67196084
Don't forget to visit Saint-Petersburg, this is kinda beautiful city.

>>67196179
Me too. Really. I hated all this pre-coldwar talks which i've seen on tv for last 2 years.

Are we friends to russia?
t.Dutchfag in Spain

>>67196436
I've heard Saint-Petersburg>Moscow.
Do you agree?

oddly adorable and endearing.

>>67196523
Most swedish cities are nicer than russian cities.

Not Malmö, those are about the same.

>>67195759
>Just wake up

What time is over there? That's spanish tier.

>>67196492
my rocket killed your plane
>>67196523
meme forced by wannabe european wannabe finns hipstor libfags

>>67196492
no
Hollanders are arrogant swines

>>67196492
Sure we are. Love Spain since visited it in 2013 btw.

>>67196523
Yep, for sure. Moscow is too big and too modern, Saint-Petersburg is a alive history of culture.

>>67196584
It's 1 pm now, yeah i wake up late :3.

Am I welcomed here? Our whole country is one big USA's puppet, after all.

>>67196714
we are all friends

>>67196770
Will you jerk me off as a token of friendship?

Do you guys really have bears?

I love bears

>>67196714
You are welcome after Russia destroys your country and makes you into another state.

>>67196859
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAbunRuOQfo

>>67196714
Yep, u are. There's a lot of ukrainians in Saint-Petersbourg though.

>>67196859
Unfortunately it is forbidden by law to have a bear in the apartment house, but if u have ur own house - ofcourse u could. And a lot of people have a bears.

>>67196859
No. And pretty everything else in OP is a load of bull

>>67197229
GIVE ME A BEAR

>>67197334
Why would I let my bear live in a swamp?

>>67196564
If I ever visit sweden, where do you suggest me to go?
>>67196588
>>67196603
I'm not :(

>>67195759
Seeing as beer is food in Russia, I'll be content to just share a meal with you. Na zdorovie!

>>67198547
>Na zdorovie!
No one says that. Stop watching hollywood horseshit

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>>67195759
Is Melanija the new queen of this emerging Slavmerican Empire?
>>67196492
Fuck the Dutch and all other smug, effite faggot cunts.
Lose the 'tude, and maybe we can be cool.

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>>67198730
Why can't we just be friends

>>67198693
>being rude
Listen to Putin, dickhead.

Was really into Russia since I was a kid but there's an intense amount of cringe in this thread

>>67198772
because of your behavior

>>67198790
that's just dumb stereotype and you must to know it

>>67195759
how about sharing some of your heroin?

>>67198772
Answer this question truthfully: do you believe that all Americans are stupid, fat, and basically the root of all evil in the world? Follow-up question: what percentage of your two largest cities is Muslim?
Yeah, that's why.

>>67198860
we have no heroin now
Mr. P. banned it

>>67196603
can confirm this

>>67195759
Do not forget to show your guests a Kalashnikov.

>>67198859
>dumb stereotype
Well, it's considered nice to make a gesture of respect towards another's traditions. No need to be rude about it.

>>67198790
That's not being rude, that's caring

>>67196859
yep

our last bears were killed in the early 19th century, out of pure russophobia

same for our wolves, but we still have some in parliament

>>67198949
If you do not want to get stabbed to death after drinking vodka, the best in the whole agree with the Russian.

>>67198949
Well, this one tradition is gone for maybe 100 years for now. Now it can be found only in classic literature, not in real life.

>>67198949
Not when the tradition doesn't exist

>>67199014
>but we still have some in parliament
Those are snails

>>67198959
Perhaps, but your choice of words wasn't tactful.
>>67199027
>>67199074
>>67199075
Noted. Do you have a phrase that you use instead?
Here we say "cheers," or we go heritagefag for certain holidays (slainte on St Pat's day, for instance).

>>67199014
Poor bears. Why? God just why. They are so gentle and tender, who could even point his gun at this animal.

>>67199147
Did someone say snails?

>>67199180
Tell them "for a meeting" or "friendship of peoples".
In Russia, to drink alcohol for a meal, to slowly get drunk.

>>67199180
Nothing really constant. Now anyone saying anything his fantasy allow him to.

Will usa befriend Iran as well?

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>>67199207
I guess my ancestors liked bush meat.

>>67199212
wullocs (local sea-snails) are delicious in a bouillon of celery, onions, carrots, and lots of black pepper

I wouldn't touch those smelly politicians though, even in a bouillon with black pepper.

>>67199395
>"friendship of peoples"
how do you say this in Russian?

I know Russians like to make long speeches to toast when drinking.

>>67199581
Зa дpyжбy нapoдoв
Za druzhbu narodov

>>67199494
I hope, but I also want to stay friends with Israel tbqh. Fuck Saudi tho.

>>67199581
Nu, za druzhbu. Something like that.
Yep, it's truth. But mostly when it's kinda fromal meeting or party about birthday or sth.

>>67199581
Hach like long toasts. Russian say a few words and soon to drink vodka.

>>67199732
Confirmed to having no actual experience of celebrations