American and Russian thread

he will devastate canada and mexico though

>>67191225

thank god

>>67191225
Fuck the neighborhood

it'll be hard for him to push his bills through though since republicans don't like his trade stance

it will be interesting

>>67191225
for all I care nuke mexico, and venezuela while you're at it

>>67191225
good

>>67191172
Fucking hate this country, hope we get nuked

>the USA contain at least 50 million dumbfuck
nothing new ťbh

>>67191225
Who cares lmao

economic crisis incoming, rip dollar

>>67191172
Fuck you, nothing's gonna change at all. Trump is a petty hypocrite and he will be forced into confrontation with Russia anyway.

I'm a rocket ship on my way to Mars
On a collision course
I am a satellite I'm out of control
I am a sex machine ready to reload
Like an atom bomb about to
Oh oh oh oh oh explode

>>67191382

BUTTHURT

STAY MAD YOU LEFTSHIT KEK

KYS WHILE YOU'RE AT IT LMFAO

>>67191172
assassination when

I cant wait to be best friends with Russia

>>67191172
Long may he live!

>>67191172
>Allies invited too

Sorry for crashing uninvited. Just thought I'd pop in to congratulate.

>>67191434
I give him till mid of december

>>67191382
Prepare for imminent liberation, Slovcuck

>>67191491

I give your country till 1 day after inauguration.

>>67191434
Probably never.

I mean I was sure Obama was gonna get assassinated in 08.

>>67191412
he will probably try to talk with the russians over syria at least
unlike clinton who would probably be boots on the ground

most of the difference will be foreign policy related but for trump to do not much means there isn't going to be any surprises to compare him to say obama who also didn't do so much

less chances of foreign intervention at least

Pussy status: #GRABBED

>>67191172
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKM1AAzeRCg
USAUSAUSAUSA

>he thinks a massive shift of politics like a russian-american alliance isn't a threat to world peace.
Let me put it this way - you can't be friends with everybody and after the honeymoon period you will wake up from the drunk haze to a world divided along new lines.

>>67191172
As an american puppet country with ok relations with Russia i'm very happy about this

>>67191630
Russia and US Of America are an ultimate power of justice. Like we did in ww1, ww2 and didn't nuked each other.

The only reason I was supporting Trump was freedom of speech, so the medias and other progressists who thought they had the monopoly over good opinions can finally shut up and realize the majority is not buying their propaganda and never will.

And finally the day came. Maybe all the judgemental holier-than-thou assholes will have an existential crisis and review their position. At least, some of them.

I wish I was young enough to troll leftists.

Next are Germany and France. AfD and FN awright.

Lada dealerships when

>>67191630
European countries are either pro-russian or pro-american, ex-british empire countries are pro-american or neutral, ex-USSR countries are pro-russian or neutral. We're all set, basically. The rest of the world doesn't matter anyway.

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I just imagine reaction of all these countries (+khokhols) now. Feels so fucking good!

Congratulations, ameribros!

I don't think that our relations actually get better but these elections were really nice, it's like Americans are cool guys again or something, not voting for evil bureaucratic elites, though everyone thought that their victory was predicted.
Feels good.

>>67191630
Better than blowing each other to smithereens after only a few months.
>>67191761
>I wish I was young enough to troll leftists
But leftists hate older people

>>67191764
There were always there, you silly. Along with Ural motorcycles dealerships.

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Good job Ameribros.

>>67191817
I'm happy about burgers and their new President and i've been scrolling pol for last few days memeing all along. Praise KEK.

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Thank you based PA

Hopefully this scares our retarded politicians into finally bruteforcing funland into nato

Or EU setting up their own defense alliance

Anything really now that russians are on the warpath

https://youtu.be/bUFWXpYJKaI tumbling down

>>67191225
Canada has been too smug for too long. Time to knock them down a couple of pegs.

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>even our libruls are mad at Trump

Japan want to join the ally of America and Russia!

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>>67191941

>>67191844
I need them here

>>67191799
>ex-USSR countries are pro-russian
manyamirok

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>>67191969
Poland, GTFO

>>67191911
Well most of your fellow citizens clearly shilled for old hag on 2ch's /po/ so it's certainly not pleasant news for them.

>>67191225
>Great wall on South
>Deport to North
Truly Great again.

Notice how ryssä are the only ones celebrating.

I wonder why would they be celebrating the downfall of nato?

Gjello. Nederfag here. We likes to know how I can get moniez here from this. Dankjewel.

>>67191992
http://www.imz-ural.com/dealer-locator.html

>>67192229
Shill tears are always pleasure for me

>>67191225
sounds fantastic

>>67191172
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PK7xF1RGCQY
USA!

Happy to see trump as a president, hillarycunt cant touch the middle east anymore

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When does the mass deportation begin?

>>67191225
thank god

>>67191911
>gotcha!!!!!!!!
ukies did 911

>>67191172
>>67191172
Absolutely based

>>67191817
all these countries apart from Albania and Lithuania support Trump

https://worldwide.vote/hillary-vs-trump/#/results/total

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NO!

I WANTED WW3!

NOW HOW THE FUCK CAN I RE ENLIST

FUCK!

someone please post the pic of emperor trump congratulating putin on retaking constantinople, this thread deserves it

>>67192249
Side with the white people this time.

>>67191225
I'll miss Mexican Coca-cola but whatevs I need to consume

>>67192632
>almost all of Europe supports Trump
>even fucking Germany
What the fuck?
Is this real life?

Keep sucking that russian cock even harder amerilels

>>67191334
There's no way he's going to be this adamant in his stances when he takes office. I'll bet my left nut TTIP will pass under his presidency

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>>67193942
>ice Mongols

>>67193909
More like the only buggers who care enough to "vote" tend to be trumpets.

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>>67191382
>Zlovakian buttdevastation

>>67194126
I apologize on behalf of my brethren.
On the other side, i welcome your New God Emperor to our state!

Visaless travel between US and Russia when? I want to find a nice russian QT and settle down, maybe in montana and we can raise rabbits.

>>67194513
>wanting the population of entire Russia to move to US overnight
Bad idea.

>>67194513
>>wanting the population of entire Russia to move to US overnight
good idea

>>67194513
>wanting the population of entire Russia to move to US overnight

Meh idea

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>>67191172
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDUwXFvTJfA
Made my day.
It paves the way for a bright future.

>Making friends with the ancient enemy
Isn't this how cuck porn got started?

Nah, cold war will continue.

>>67194954
>ancient enemy
We were allied with the tzars, allied with the soviets, and now we will be allied with whatever they call themselves now.

Cold war was a boost to the economy is all. But now we have kebab to remove. Getting rid of all obongos terrorist sects, maybe retaking constantinople on the way.

>moderate rebels
>neocons
>the invented ukrainian nationality
>the house of saud

all BTFO, never to recover

>>67195103
Yeah, great ally. Thanks to your ally you got into korean and vietnam war, and had a finger over the red button all day long.

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So when is the construction of the wall starting?

HOLY SHIT he actually did it
Kudos from the fourth reich

>>67195103
you're so fucking deluded and ignorant.

why are americans this goddamn stupid.

>>67192632
>Cuckraine
>Cucknada
>Cucked Arab Emirates
>Cuckthuania

Lel

>>67195496
>what is world war 2

i know you got knocked out the box pretty quickly there, but still

>>67195512
What. We did support the American independence (to get back at the eternal anglo mainly, but still), we did trade with them even when Soviet Union was just building up (our best tank suspension system was designed by an american engineer). Cold War is the thing of the past and we can continue be friends.

>>67191172
lmao gj americans

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>>67191172

I am so fuckin happy. I love you Ivan, I never wanted us to kill eachother. Pls let's be friends and save the world

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>>67191240
What is wrong with them?

Also cheers!

>>67195681
hahaha there is a whole crop of these BS 'russia experts' who were gearing up for big contractor and advisor jobs and must be absolutely destroyed right now

i'm sure they'll regroup, but it's funny for now

>>67195681
Is it bad if I enjoy this media bullshit about the almighty Russia? It just sounds so funny.

Regardless of what Russian posters say. Russian politicians will be more than happy to do business with USA. Putin and even Zhirinovsky have praised Trump.

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>>67195708

Mexicans are dirty and mixed with natives- many are very lazy leeches on society, and their boys seem to be criminals and gang idolisation.

Canadians are smug with huge superiority complexes, no matter how much they try to hide it. Their identity is built o n"At least we're not America, heh..."

Canada should be annexed, forcefully assimilated. Mexico should be firebombed to hell.

>>67191172
Spasibo my american bros! :3

I'm scared that Trump-sama will let Russia annex us.

>>67196133

Finns prospered under the Russian Empire, producing some of the most sophisticated intellectuals, debaters, and pieces of literature, as well as enjoying a higher living standard than average and an unforeseen level of autonamy.

Why wouldn't you want to?

>>67195992
>Russian politicians will be more than happy to do business with USA.
Indeed, but the problem is that Americans don't need this (regardless of what Trump said)

>>67196189
Mostly because the russian economy/ruble is in the shitter
*rubs hands*

>>67191172
Congrats on getting your own meme president too.

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>tfw you're not american

>>67196031
Go sleep grandpa, take your meds

>>67196511
DRUG ADDICTS AND RAPISTS

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rich will get richer, poor will get poorer
t. mamkin politolog

>>67197999
everyone will die
>check your trips

>>67195814
Yeah it's like real life theatre, I recall Putin's comments in it as something like "How can russia affect american elections? Is america a banana republic?"

>>67192689
He mentioned massively increasing the military and deploying to SE asia

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>>67191172
please remove sanctions to russia

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>>67198403
>Kek blesses me with reverse satan trips of truth for the first time in years
should have said something about me winning the lottery or a helium tank.

>>67191334
He won by a landslide against overwhelming odds, they'll suck his dick if he asks. He's not an edgy contrarian, this is literally what America wants and anyone but falling in line would be a fool.

If they lift the import bans, I'd immigrate for the precious funs, like: VSS-Vintorez

>>67191172
One day this man will grab Putin by the balls, I tell ya. He's hypocritical populist up and through.

>>67199445
This I want my 300 buck svt40s, Canada has had it too good for too long

>>67191412
Putins going to try to jusr run circles around Trump but I think it will just end with the US and Russia coorperating because Trump would be actually willing to do so

wtf I love Russia now

wtf I love USA now

>>67199900
>>67200145
...jeesus

>>67196031

>their boys seem to be gang idolisation
Mexicans are abstract concepts?

>>67191225
Is that a bad thing?

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>>67191225
YOU BETTER NOT TOUCH NAFTA RETARD OR WE WILL END UP AS GREECE TIER