god help trump edition
>>67169842
He's gonna need it
>>67169842
>ahead in nh
WEW
>>67169842
The south falls tonight
>>67169842
I feel like this thread will get deleted, the moderator is being really harsh.
>>67169920
Lmao
>>67169842
M A G A
A
G
A
I'm With Her
>>67169920
Yes but please don't
>>67169888
>888
nice
>>67169920
Should be safe
>>67169959
Good
Drumpf about to get btfo
>>67169955
>double dubs
MAGA
>>67169888
I regret voting for trump since he will put my black ass in the death camps.
>rodham
what the fuck
>it's another florida decides the fate of america episode
the memeyest of states
Hello /cum/. I hope you vote for the right gal today ;)
>>67170023
>ywn be Trumps african american friend
>>67170027
>rod
>ham
>>67170023
I don't think Trump minds blacks
>>67170023
so why did you vote for him?
It's all ogre
I'm #PullinForMcMullin now
http://www.vice.com/read/a-neuroscientist-explains-how-he-found-out-meth-is-almost-identical-to-adderall?utm_source=vicefbusads&utm_campaign=posteng
vice is so trash.
Tell me again how it was a mystery that an amphetamine was similar to another amphetamine
>>67170057
Little late, you worthless NEET.
>>67170057
trudeau pls go
Election smellection
Lets talk about how stinkin CUTE Midwesterners are
>>67170081
>>67170104
Fucking lol
NH leading red
Get fucked Shilldawgs
I voted for Clinton today. I still would like to move overseas, though.
Will trump give me a white gf?
>>67170104
lmao wait until the find out that heroin and morphine are the same thing
>Florida
North American Federation when?
>>67170104
Little late, you worthless NEET.
>>67170144
he will give you an anime gf
>>67170023
Why did you vote for him then?
>>67170104
>neuroscientist
shouldn't he have already known? i feel like it would have come up at some point. it wasn't a secret either i bet he found out by googling it. vice can be cool but so much of it is shit like this.
>>67169842
Titty fuck all Hillary supporters <3
#I'm with her
>>67170023
There are 2 camps
>form an alliance with the nigs against the spics
>form an alliance with the spics against the nigs
Trump is obviously in the former you'll be fine
>>67170222
>Florida
>>67170144
>wanting a wh*te gf
i voted clinton because she'll give me a mexican gf
>>67170144
You missed your chance to display your colors before the election.
They've all found mates by now.
Better luck next season/go get them scraps, my black friend
the gf
>>67170222
cheeeeeeecked
>>67170282
W-well Latinas no like black guys :(
>>67170104
My friend who sells adderall jokes all the time about how its government graded meth
>vice will never be good again
Thanks shane
If Florida is lost, he's cooked.
>>67170282
B-but we're getting married!
>Florida
guys, mods don't want us to discuss election here. i think we should be good and just post bunda.
Florida is the key to all of this.
>"If you see gray that means theres no votes there"
>Johnson is colored gray
>Yes, I love doing whatever the mods tell me
>>67170096
>>67170224
While I dont agree with everything he does, I refuse to allow a neo con in like hillary after bengahzi and he flip flopping stance on everything. Both were shit when I look at the their dirty in the past. But my other choices were where is alepo and I cant name people, and anti vaxxer stein. So seeing as I didnt want to waste a vote, I picked the less of the evil. And I like how he is too rich to be bought and he is politically incorrect and says whatever he likes. I respect that.
>>67170327
YUP
>trump up 13 pints in va
fug it's ogre isn't it
>>67170341
BACK IN THE LEAD
>>67170386
>Florida keys
It all makes sense now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rcmeMxxGYw
Soon
>>67170390
Its not wrong
>>67170030
>tfw from Ohio
It's weird when people only give a shit about your state once every four years.
>>67170320
if they'd only stuck with talking about foreign conflicts and kept sending hipsters into warzones it'd all have been fine
>>67170413
buzzwords, buzzwords everywhere.
>florida
>>67170390
THAT'S IT JOHNSON'S WON, HE'S GOT EVERY STATE BY THE BALLS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQqM-3a7AZ8
>>67170244
Sauce me, my White brother.
>>67170469
>tfw from SD
It's weird when people give a shit about your state
>>67170493
everything is buzzwards in politics my friend?
Let's talk about Dishonored fucking TWO. Is anyone else excited? I'm replaying part one.
>>67170413
Fair enough. We'll see how it all works out.
>>67170460
The best Eva songs are the Hikki ending songs from the new movies.
What happens if Trump wins in Florida?
I unironically want Trump to lose.
>>67170023
Same senpai
Never had the money to buy my MAGA hat though, kind of pissed
>New chapters of I am a Hero out
>election stream in the back
>spotify not being retarded for once
>full belly
maximum
>>67170570
What's the difference between electoral votes and popular votes?
Is it the winner takes it all thing?
>>67170570
>killing the fly zombies makes you evil
I'm still mad. Glad they fixed that.
>>67170611
you fucking madman! Is that you wisconsin?
>>67170531
She just takes photos with a low neckline posing with different objects.
Nothing special.
>>67170589
He will probably lose, rather than definitely lose.
Trump?
GUYS! mods say no discussing election here. you need to stop. take it to /pol/ before they get upset with us.
>>67170570
Emily is looking MAD CUTE
>>67170184
Never, they'll only vote in Democrats and make the country go to shit even faster than it already is
>>67170580
Movie(s)
glad I didnt watch that meme show
>tfw anarcho-transhumanist
I'm probably the most fedora person alive right now
>>67170657
fuck off, we're /cum/ we do what we want
>>67170624
What election stream are you using?
>Only 22% are angry with the Government
>Only 22%
>>67170562
Bro, who doesn't love Sioux Falls!?
...That's the right name, right? "Sioux Falls"?
>>67170655
At least one of our countries won this year
>>67170320
I thought Shane was the guy who tried to make VICE focus on war torn shitholes?
>>67170707
sup tv
>>67170701
>transhumanist
yeah thats pretty bad
>>67170668
Her powers make her look like Black Mage Spiderman.
>>67170668
>that nose
>>67170706
you're gonna get us all in trouble
>>67170650
No that's me
>>67170668
AND WE CAN PLAY AS HER
>>67170454
What the fuck, the polls showed him down by six not even two days ago
Wtf I hate (((polls))) now
>>67170721
>He loves Sioux Falls
>>67170651
Ah, what a shame.
Someone explain to me this Electoral Vote and Popular Vote thing? What do you need to win?
Also I don't have much faith Trump will win. All media and every celebrity shilled megahard for Hillary. He's going against the set establishment who control the country, I doubt he'll get in.
>>67170701
They had people like that in Invisible War.
>>67170761
i'm transhumanist too, but i won't talk about it until science can actually do anything to make us better.
>>67170815
I haven't played that in years. What did female Omar look like? Did they breed at all?
>New Hampshire going blue
JUST
>>67170650
I live in Arkansas
>>67170742
He said something like
>we decided to stop writing about supermodels and cocaine and focus on social issues
Vice used to be funny as fuck when it was more or less degeneracy the magazine and lets mock the shit out of everyone
>>67170657
>tfw no buxom Nip gf
>>67170721
Someone once told me "Sioux Falls is balls." I've never had reason to doubt him.
>>67170770
why cant I have gf
I'm handsome, sort of clever. I just lack any social skills. Fuck.
fuck
fuck
>>67170862
BLESS
>>67170859
>I haven't played that in years
Probably for the best. It's not worth revisiting.
There were no female Omar.
>>67170862
ITS OVER TRUMP LOST
>>67170813
You need 270 electoral votes to win the presidency.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electoral_College_(United_States)
>>67170876
>>67170878
y'all a bunch of pussies.
>>67170701
>implying
>>67170813
Electoral votes are votes by the state, and depending on the state, the electoral vote is decided by the popular vote. All or nothing.
So if 51% vote Red, Red wins all the electoral votes in that state.
>>67170863
a fellow arkansan, thats rare
conway here
enjoying the weather finally dropping below 80 degrees?
>>67170863
Oh shit. We live literally next door to each other.
FLORIDA
>>67170931
Where do you live m8
>>67170930
Ayyy, I'm in Conway too
It has been really fucking hot though
>>67170761
>yeah thats pretty bad
Care to explain? I mean, I know I'm considered fedora for it because >edgy, but what's inherently wrong with advancing humanity further than we have already?
>why yes, i did believe florida would go red
>>67171014
Tennessee
>all of east coast turning red except some hippies making ice cream and maple syrup
>>67170923
Of course, 80s inspired Cyberpunk dystopias will always have a special place in our hearts.
>>67170924
This isnt true in every state
A couple have proportional electoral votes, but its states that dont matter
Also in most states the electors are not legally beholden to vote in line with what the people voted. In theory the electors can vote however they want. A few did protest votes like that in 2000 over george w.
>>67170701
I remember when I was 14 through 16 I was a socialist-transhumanist
However I don't want to write that off as silliness when being young, because during those years I was pretty much at my mental peak, I was smart and improving myself and learning things. Everything seemed so bright. Now it's all shit and I don't actually believe in much of anything anymore.
>>67170969
florida what????
>>67170924
>>67170915
Interesting, thank you. Essentially you have to get the majority in a state to get that vote. Some are worth more electoral votes so losing a particular state can essentially cost you the presidency.
Seems like a fun little numbers game.
>>67170969
you can only win so many with scooter and cletus in rural areas vs the fucking south beach orlando area being majorty minority.
>>67171068
You got old and beaten down, trapped in the system. It happens to everyone one. That's why we should only let the young vote, they're the smartest, the most untainted of us.
>>67171097
"Fun" is not accurate.
Its better described as "Stressful"
>>67171014
rad, first time a fellow anon has been so close
did you know chinkmoot went to UCA?
and yeah bro, the weathers been garbage this year
>>67171075
>>67171075
The Puerto Rican votes are coming in so it's turning blue
Annnnnd Florida is blue again
>>67171050
I love cyberpunk and that is some very cool concept art. Do you know who the artist is?
If these were the types of zombies we'd have to deal with, I'll just kill myself
>>67171097
In practice, it can create a system where you can, theoretically, win the popular vote, but lose the Electoral College, and thus, the election.
It has only happened 4 times in history, the most recent being 2000.
lads is my mum red pilled or blue pilled when it comes to (jewish) people
refer to the most recent message xx
>>67171221
if that happens this year there are going to be full blown riots
>>67171257
Is your mom hot?
>>67171068
Oh, I don't hold much faith that is will come of anything, but I can still dream. I prefer not to make the mistake of mixing human society and what we know to be possible in theory. Just because it probably won't happen in a way that's meaningful to the majority of living humans doesn't mean we should reject what we know. Whether or not man will ever personally encounter everything that is in the universe has no bearing on the truth of it's existence.
>>67171178
It's not over yet!
>>67171097
>>67170635
You guys might find this short video helpful:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUS9mM8Xbbw
>>67171221
Electoral college is in place to protect flyover shitholes from the high population states so it's designed to be won without having to win the popular vote
>>67171163
Yeah, I saw that when Moot announced that Hiroshima was taking over
There are a lot of people from Fayetteville on here for some reason
TRUMP IS WINNING HOLY SHIT
>>67171257
>plz dont go america we need your help
FUCKING LOL
you pieces of shit bitch about every little thing the USA does but ultimately you need us ahhahahahhahahah
>>67171286
can't answer that
she did some modelling for a time
>>67171331
Oh no he wont.
>>67171199
Which mango?
It's going to be a long night. Get comfy lads.
>>67171197
http://paooo.deviantart.com/art/Dontnod-Adrift-conceptart-03-253683235
>>67171267
I have a feeling this isn't going to be a close race.
guys
pantsuit nation is SOOOO funneh!
haha! we have internet mee mees now!
>>67171316
I'm pretty sure it's impossible to win without FL, even if he gets all the other swing states.
why are these the key states?
>>67171357
n-nani!?
I live in California
Should I even bother voting?
>>67171360
I am a Hero, real good
>>67171331
Not so fast nigger
>>67170635
the states vote for the president not the population. But states get more votes the higher their population.
/brit/ here, taking refuge from all the yank politics discussion there and also doing a poo
>>67171357
I miss Ted memes. I hope they/he comes back soon.
>>67171327
never seen anyone from fayetteville in /cum/
texarkana and cabot once and little rock a few times
>>67171422
Thanks friend
>>67171437
might want to just get off the internet
>>67171418
Are there any props that you care about?
16 states closing in 4 minutes
>>67171437
It's only worse here. Good luck pooping though
Just realized if we elect Hillary we can't banter Canada about weedman anymore
>>67171437
>/brit/ talking about America
lmao cucks
>>67171317
Thanks Anon, much appreciated.
>>67171463
Other than the props on weed no
>>67171387
What about Ohio? Or as /pol/ memeing again?
>>67171441
He will return. When the darkest hour approaches, Ted will return in all his terrible glory.
>>67171331
>>67170570
Nothing out of expectations.
>>67171448
It wasn't on /cum/, just /int/ in general
Why are they showing the election coverage at the stadium, who the fuck is going to watch that
>>67171475
TRUMP BTFO IN 4 MINUTES
>>67171451
You're welcome
>>67171479
no we still can. At least she wants to start a war with our enemies.
>>67171385
I unironically consider cyberpunk to be the greatest contemporary aesthetical movement
>>67171479
>if
You mean "when"
Also Hillary and Justin will look so cute together :3
>>67171534
Bitch you guessin
>>67171529
they need an excuse to use their expensive shit kek
>>67171510
lads, election talk goes in /pol/ jannys gonna start rolling out bans any minute
what drug is in the red pill?
Trump starting to lose everywhere and ohioyochan
>>67171491
It will be very, very, very hard to win without the largest swing state. Probably mathematically impossible, but I'm too drunk to figure that out.
>HILLARY WINNING OHIO
ITS OGRE
>>67171566
>>67171582
>>67171585
bitch, I still have faith in you yanks
I don't think you will elect a madman
>>67171600
I don't believe you. Post more to persuade.
>>67171606
Mescaline
>>67171606
ignorance
>>67171600
>Following the rules
https://mobile.twitter.com/EastwoodUSA/status/796151374312599552
Lmao
>>67171606
Scopolamine
>>67171600
>being a Rule following Reggie
the music my livestream plays during commercial breaks sounds like some upbeat rpg music. like something that would play in the background while youre supposed to be running to the main boss but instead you just run around looking for treasure and then it awkwardly goes longer than it was meant to
>>67171622
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[spoiler]t. voted Shillary in Ohio[/spoiler]
>>67171664
we might have gone too far in some places
>>67171664
le ebin twitter toad
>>67171664
Based clint
>>67171622
Oh thank god, I can go to sleep and not have to worry about Trump Winning.
Congrats on your first female President America! Proud of you!
>>67171687
Will you marry me?
Ohayo chan trolling again like always
Holy shit
>>67171687
The Doom theme would be more appropriate
>>67170924
>>67171097
But he was wrong...
Nebraska for example
>>67171692
the lego palace has spoken
grab your transparent orange chainsaws
I have only fapped once today
I feel like my balls are going to burst
>>67171701
Seo is my wife
>>67171664
i don't think that's actually him
>>67171692
Wait, that's Chicago. Why do the bus stops in Chicago look like LEGOs?
>>67171729
holy guacamole!
>Less than 36k votes
>People flipping their shit over Clinton leading in NH
>>67171769
what's the difference?
weedman never resbonped :(
Don't worry everybody, I'll take care of Trump
Clinton just won my state, but that's no surprise.
More importantly,
>>67171738
>And depending on the state
Learn to read
>>67171818
she aint thicc
>>67171769
hachi machi!
I find it amusing you Americans make such a big deal about a female president like its some kind of historic thing for the world. We're the size of the NY district of Queens and we're on our second female leader. It's no biggie.
>>67171834
She a stick
>>67171389
Because they are either full of complete idiots (Indiana, Ohio, Florida) or moderate sensible idiots (NH, Virginia).
>>67171742
that's good though
SHE WON
SHE WON
ITS OVER
SHE WON
SHE WON
ITS OVER
SHE WON
SHE WON
>>67171743
>you will never fuck best girl after a night of shitposting on /pol/
At least I can get halfway.
>>67171844
No ones making a big deal about it.
>>67171818
big anime ass
>>67171742
who did you vote for fap chan?
>>67171839
That's more like it I'm about to do a wankathalon
Do you people really think trump will win????????????
>>67171877
I voted for myself
>44/31
>>67171873
Have you been living under a rock? Girls everywhere are losing their panties about this.
>>67171559
There's a lonesome severity to it all that's attractive to me.
I also like it when artists sometimes focus on more enclosed spaces, rather than expanse. It's easy to stick a nite-brite in a painting and call it a day.
>>67171844
You haven't been relevant since 1565.
>>67171807
El rubio wins the day.
>>67171894
no, I know I will win
Can Shills please leave us be and fuck off back to /pol/?
>>67171844
No one cares about her being female, not even women
>>67171894
>????????????
get back in your shed
Regardless of whoever wins, we all lose in the end
>>67171785
>how do statistics work
>>67171894
No, but these are the last few hours of memeing we have left.
I swear I am not letting /pol/ live this shit down if he loses
>>67171877
I'm in California and I haven't gone yet
I'm not sure if I should go
>>67171951
Yes, but if Shillary wins I can at least laugh as all the vermin /pol/tards comit mass suicide.
>>67171951
That's why I'm moving to Canada :D
>>67171987
the /pol/ocast will bleed out from the 4cc
>>67171959
>What is sample size and demographic representation of the population
You failed stats I see
>>67171916
And yet we managed it twice like it wasn't a thing.
It's over
>49% of votes counted in North Carolina - 52.8% Clinton, 44.8% Trump.
>>67171987
Same. I loved it when Romney got trounced. /pol/ went nuts.
>>67171913
not here they aren't. its just not a big deal. most women i know fucking hate her.
>>67171891
pic for you, i'm out though :(
is anyone else watching abc? why this blonde bitch always sound like she's about to cry?
>coasties already letting us down
I hope to god the big blue wall of the upper midwest finally falls
>>67172004
i wrote in myself, picked randomly on everything else, and voted yes on 64 and so should you
HAH
>>67171987
I plan on at least a full month of merciless shitposting.
Gary Johnson will win
Making myself hot chocolate.
I should be packing but I'm too cozy.
>>67170570
Comparison map for later.
>>67172094
New Hampshire or Maine going red wouldn't be a big deal at all.
>>67172129
<one month
step it up
Wtf happened to all the mexican posters? Somebody should probably tell them that Hillary won
What will you do if Hillary is elected?
>>67172089
>clinton up 10 points in ohio
i don't think so drumpfcuck
>>67172163
they've all been preemptively rounded up. whats going on with that la shooting? haven't heard anymore
yay I just made poo poo :D
>TEXAS BLUE
>>67172021
see you do know how stats work, so you know you only a small percentage to predict an outcome.
>>67172175
Going to Canada :D
can i insult the american people?
>>67172175
delete my account
Looks like GOP senators are getting voted back in overwhelmingly, though. Going to be very frustrating watching senators doing nothing but obstructing for the next four years. That's American democracy, I guess.
>>67172225
we goin to war with Russia and Syria son
better start roundin up the militias
This will be a historic cucking. The Republican party will never recover.
>>67172239
Soon.
>>67172239
please don't this is a very trying time
>>67172239
no, this thread is a bully free zone
>Texas blue
What went wrong?
>FLORIDA
>Texas is blue
wew
>>67171951
a lot of hentai will be banned by both.
>>67172239
Not if you're our friend.
>>67172239
Depends.
Wait for about an hour.
>>67172238
Only welcome if you promise to vote against Poodeau next election.
>FLORIDA
>FLORIDA
>FLORIDA
Shit, lads.
>>67172234
Except precincts don't depict an even distribution. It would be like saying if me, my dog and my tortoise think you're a faggot then that means that the entire USA thinks you are.
>>67172289
>CNN reporting 85% of the vote in for Florida, 48.5% Clinton, 48.5% Trump.
>mfw I voted for Gary
Who /hairyforgary/ here?
>>67172239
My hispanic friend, it always the time to insult the american people.
>>67172343
>implying i'll be legal
>>67172286
>>67172316
It's only San Antonio counted but it just switched red again, calm down buds
Good fucking God this is tense
TRUMP WINNING FLORIDA WITH 85% IN
>Hilldawg .2% with 15% to go in FL
>>67172317
It'll be 1920 prohibition all over again
>>67172382
You can be my legal wife m8
>>67172393
why is he here?
>>67172367
>they conduct exit polling, they use historical voting trends
News sites are using more info then just precinct closures
>>67172317
That can approach my house to steal my hentai at their own risk. You can take my land, take my guns, take my family, but I never forgive those who take my hentai.
FLORIDA
As a reminder.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_date_of_uninterrupted_peaceful_transfer_of_power
>>67172404
this is gonna be a repeat of 2000
Florida man votes back and foward to give everyone a heart attack this election.
>>67172416
that's why I am worried.
>>67172438
>>67172438
don't think you could satisfy me desu, or take care of me the way i need. probably find an asian T B H
>>67172504
I'm talking about actual votes here genius.
>>67172546
I am asian I live in BC
>>67170413
Stein isn't anti-vax. You played yourself.
>florida
my heart can't fucking take this.
>all those gets on /pol/
This is fucking hilarious
FLORIDA PLEASE
>>67172526
THAT THAT!
...everyone except Bahrain!
>>67172588
well ok then but understand that i will NOT work, and i WILL cheat on you.
>>67172317
They can approach my house to steal my hentai at their own risk. You can take my land, take my guns, take my family, but I never forgive those who take my hentai.
>>67172641
I will cut your hand off with my katana if you cheat
>>67171913
It's a forced meme desu.
MAGA
It keeps changing color!
what are you listening for this election /cum/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfVN3kQkcd4
the madmen are actually doing it!