/cum/

I have no idea who is going to win and I forgot to vote. Red pill me on both candidates /cum/

I was constipated this morning and tore my butthole while pooping :(

>>67165266
eat more fiber

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Jenna 2bh famm

>>67165258
Trump: Republican who's gonna blast you in the ass
Clinton: Democrat who's blasting your ass

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>>67165134

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how can I stop feeling sad

>>67165276
America is very diverse

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alri jennalad

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>>67165312

Jenny*

FTFY

>>67165353
Listen to some happy music

>>67165134
>tfw teacher started crying in class at the prospect of a women being president

top zozzle what a meme

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Post the album you are currently listening to.

>>67165258
Reality TV Celebrity
vs.
The textbook example of a immoral political insider

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Good evening, /cum/!

>>67165222
Costalniggers must be purged

>>67165459
Good evening Luxembourg, don't anime-post please :)

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>>67165305
wouldnt that be from too much fiber?

by the way, applying a butterfly bandage to your butthole is not easy

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>>67165439

2nd best Radiohead album

>>67165499
Nah too much fiber gives you liquidy shit and lots of farts, the opposite of constipation

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>>67165498
What about manga-posting?

>>67165439
top tier album tb h

>>67165222
St. Louis is a Coastal Colony?

>>67165403
tell your teacher to fuck off

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>mfw hillary wins

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>>67165459
hello

Donald is going to win the popular vote but not the electoral college.
The second American civil war will commence in 24 hours.
Screencap this post.

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>>67165586
>mfw Hillary wins

>mfw Trump wins

>>67165399
doesn't help
>>67165459
hi luxembro

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>>67165690
>>67165587

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dontcha just want to give him a hug and tell him itll all be ok?

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>>67165755
What is Luxembourg doing
in /cum/ threads?

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>>67165849
but it won't be ok

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>in calculus 2 class
>doing problem about parametric calculus
>have to find where graph has horizontal asymptote
>girl next to me asks for help
>tell her to set numerator equal to zero
>she doesn't know what a numerator is
>mumbles something about how much she hates "horizontal isotopes'

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>>67165819
>screencapping nonsense

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Still planning on genocide for everyone over 6 ft. tall by the end of this century. You guys better stock up on your guns because you're gonna need em when my soldiers come to execute your asses.

>>67165915
its not nonsense

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>>67165873
I made a thread yesterday complaining about not having a general to post in and some kind American anons invited me to post here.

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>>67165903
>grils
>STEM

wew

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>>67165920

ok, squirt

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would you?

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>Still planning on genocide for everyone over 6 ft. tall by the end of this century. You guys better stock up on your guns because you're gonna need em when my soldiers come to execute your asses.

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>>67165873
he's trying to live in the /cum/ general

>>67165987

theres 5 or 6 female pajeets in my CS class this quarter

>>67165948
People said the same shit about 2000, 2004, 2008, & 2012.

It's not happening, America isn't Africa.

>>67166085
your supud

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>"I don't vote"

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>>67166085

>2000
>2004

>>67166126
i-i just forgot!

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>>67166033
>>67166000
Just add more fuel to the fire, boys. Short people just need to be aware of how much society puts them under their collective boot. We just need someone to rise up and lead this silent group socially and politically until we have gained equal footing. We will be laughed at, but that's just gonna help motivate my people in our quest to put you tallfags in the dirt.

>>67166223

nigga you had 4 years

>>67166058
They might be halfway competent then, when I was in University the drop-out/transfer rate for grils in STEM was extremely high, only female poos, Iranian muslimas, some slants and a handful of white grills lasted.

>>67166264
UoT?

>>67166255
Why not just be a dwarf?

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>>67166126
What happens if you don't vote in America?
It's compulsory here so you get fined if you don't.

>>67166368
I'm not American so I don't know

>>67166368
Nothing happens

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>I'm not american

>>67166135
>he doesn't remember the liberal butthurt about Florida and Ohio

Anon there was a lot of big talk then too, the Democrats even tried to get UN observers to the 2004 election because Bush was "muh Hitler."

They settled for OSCE observers.

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Is this true?

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Did you take a selfie after voting? Don't lie.

What a terrible name for a general.../cum/ LOL

>>67166264
At least in the US girls score the same or better than boys on college entrance exams. The reason there.could be so many drop outs is because so many STEM guys are ugly betas, fat, pajeets, etc.

Had a girl in my one CS class who was also my coworker who dropped cs with he reason "I'm here to get my MrS degree" kek.

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>>67166323
No.

D-Don't make say it.

>>67166497
yes

>>67166497

no, I did a mail in

>Canadians

http://www.news.com.au/technology/science/canadian-men-goes-diving-for-sea-cucumbers-stumbles-across-missing-us-nuclear-weapon/news-story/692f66ada83699bc1562bfbcf8764b66

>>67166562
I meant to say the same or better in math and science.

>>67166573
York? McMaster? Laurier? Waterloo? Guelph?

only unis that fit your post senpai unless your outside ontario

Why is sparkling water so good?

>>67166632
>To date, six nuclear weapons have been lost and never recovered.

kek, Americans.

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>>67166497
Uh... No, I didn't.

>>67166573
It's Ryerson isn't it

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lol

YANKS GOING TO FUCK THIS ELECTION UP AGAIN CIVIL WAR WHEN?

>>67166621
how is this even legal

>>67166632
stupid click bait article, it's an inert training bomb

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why is everything so boring now?

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>>67166767

how about we "lose" some more over major Canadain cities, leaf

>>67166562
>>67166637
Girls generally are less interested in STEM subjects. The female brain is wired differently. There are going to be a lot of faggots arguing that it's a cultural (nurture) issue, but there are studies which show that there are discernible differences between the ways men and women, in general, perceive the world. Women, for example, have a worse sense of space than men.

>>67166826
Everyone is tensed up and busy with the election.

>>67166824
Mail in ftw. Even neets like me can vote

>>67166824

what do you mean, how is it legal?

>>67166849
>Implying we want shitholes like Toronto, Vancouver or Montreal

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found this doggo last night, thought he was a stray. gave him a pack of cheese and roast beef and gave him a bunch of blankets to sleep under my boat.

My brother put up a few flyers today and lady came by and was reunited...

That is my good deed for the day....

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>>67166826
There's nothing to talk about besides American elections.

>>67166913

>gave him a pack of cheese

what if he was lactose intolerant, you ass

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>>67166913
That's a cute doggo

>>67166913
That's nice :3

>>67166913
check out that dick

>>67166790
>confirming he is in fact a Torontonian and not CIA

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>>67166978

>>67166897
to vote in advance and by mail

the constitution says everyone votes on the same day

>>67166895
the problem is it sounds incredibly insecure

>>67167000
cia has always been a Torontonian

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BTFO

>>67167019

>the constitution says everyone votes on the same day

nowhere does it say that

>>67165134
I wanna /cum/ in tha frog

>>67166816
I can smell the Dixie tears rolling down your cheeks

my anger towards society was originated during my infancy

>>67167090
ALL POLITICAL DISCUSSION GOES TO /pol/

I'M TELLING HIRO

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> my anger towards society was originated during my infancy

>>67167085
>redditors think this means something

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>>67166914
i already know that, I'm talking about thw things that I do, they are becoming more, and more boring.

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>>67166849
der raptor

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>>67167166
>/pol/
>political discussion

>>67167090
Clause 4: Election Day

“The Congress may determine the Time of chusing [sic] the Electors, and the Day on which they shall give their Votes; which Day shall be the same throughout the United States.

Congress sets a national Election Day. Currently, Electors are chosen on the Tuesday following the first Monday in November, in the year before the President's term is to expire. The Electors cast their votes on the Monday following the second Wednesday in December of that year. Thereafter, the votes are opened and counted by the Vice President, as President of the Senate, in a joint session of Congress.

class should be canceled today on account of the elction

stupid university

>>67167236

so once again, nowhere does it state you have to vote on one specific day

the one set by congress is just for polling stations

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who's ready to go beat some darkies tonight?

what's the most money you'd pay for a blowjob?

>>67167085
>kentucky

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>>67167196
Have you tried doing new things?

>>67167305
40 dollars

>>67167296

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Emperor Trump wills it.

>>67167305
I'd pay any amount to suck a cock (no homo)

When will know who won the election? I'm terrified

Hello, can I ask a bit about the voting procedure in USA? As in, it's said that Dixville Notch, New Hampshire is the first place to vote, and then according to http://www.politico.com/story/2016/11/what-time-do-polls-close-2016-poll-closing-times-by-state-map-229892 some Western Aleutian islands are last to close, but does anyone know exactly which voting station is the last or how many stations are on those islands?

>>67167324
i just get bored inmediatly, or some mistake make me just quit because

>>67167366
Usually 11-12.

If it is close it can go into the wee hours of the night.

>>67167324
why dont you post in /neder/, my wifes son?

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>>67167324
>>67167464
>toothpastes conversing

>>67166255
Can I be a lanklet sympathizer of the manlets? I try my best to understand your pain, but I know I'll never will since I don't live your life.

I promise to be a hermit volcel.

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make america great again

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>>67167464
Don't steal him from us asshole

>>67167515
imagine if we dropped nukes on new england LOL

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>>67167464
Because I'm not Dutch and I don't speak Dutch. Also you guys bullied me last time I posted there.

>>67167552
you{d just turn them into radioactive zombies

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>>67167552
Why would you want to nuke your own country?

Anyone got a skype group or discord covering the election? None of my friends are interested and I'm home alone drinking and watching by myself

Does Virginia still post here?

>>67167552
>state flag is literally WE WUZ CONFEDERATES N SHEIT
>not using a blue field with seal

>>67167598
new england is not america

>>67167434
If it's close it can go into weeks after?

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>>67167552
imagine if america had ukraine tier separatist unrest or civil war

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>>67167598
>communists are countryment

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>post a thread asking if low voter turnout is a problem in you're a cunt
>thread gets pruned, mods give me a warning and redirect me to /pol/
>tfw democracy in general falls under '''''current events'''''

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>>67167651

imagine if America had ukraine tier qtpi's

>>67167651
yankees hate violence and will cower at the sight of a gun. if there was a civil war the south would win within hours.

>>67167621
Highly unlikely, but if neither side gets enough electoral college votes to win a majority Congress votes.

>>67167667
You're lucky, mods are probably banning everything that moves

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>if there was a civil war the south would win within hours

>>67167689
You never left the state you were born in.

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Why is the empire state building projecting the french flag?

>>67167734
i've lived in Alabama and south Carolina you ignorant dumbass.

>>67167667
This board is completely retarded in regards to staying on topic.

>>67167727
More like the south would lose within minutes. All the niggers and spiqs would act as a 5th column inside southern territory

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Has anyone ever gone camping in the winter/snow?

>>67167788
wrong. we would let them colonize new england.

>>67167750
That's the Yugoslavian flag.

>>67167829

in winter, yes

snow, no

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>sister invited me out to dinner
>little sister just sent me a text and said my older sister is trying to hook me up with a female bodybuilder
I have to go to dinner in thirty minutes and im nervous as fuck, normies please help me

>>67167788
>>67167833
>non-whites
>ever fighting for country
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zoot_Suit_Riots

wew lad

>>67167829
Used to go winter camping and build quinzees

>>67167895
JUST

>>67167895
sounds like you need to fuck all three to teach them a lesson

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Free Ishpatina when?

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>>67167895
>bodybuilder

Reverse trap?

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>>67167895
Just be yourself bro

>>67167895
>female bodybuilder

Are you fit? They only date fit men.

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>>67167688
would be a better place 3bh

>>67166126
>ur ebil if u dond bick a side :DDDDD
I'll sit on that fucking fence and shit in both of your yards at the same time

>>67167895
You can do it! Marrying a buff woman is something all men dream about!!

>>67167917
B

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>I'll sit on that fucking fence and shit in both of your yards at the same time

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>I'll sit on that fucking fence and shit in both of your yards at the same time

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>>67167985
>ebil

More like a fedora who doesn't want to be wrong at all costs.

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Who /communist/ here?

>>67167926
wouldn't work. North Ontario needs us(toronto) to stay relevant and we need their resources

also if we're taking the Upper Peninsula of Michigan we might as well take it all.

>tfw literally chose random people to vote for on all positions except president

there are a lot people dumber than me that vote and that scares me.

>>67168026
Do normies even use rage comics anymore or have those gone completely out of style?

>>67166958

I contemplated this as I was giving him the roast beef. But after I took him for his poo walk this morning I found this not to be a problem.

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>I randomly choose people on my election ballots

>>67167895
just tell them you'd rather watch the election at home. It is more important after all

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>>67167926
Please do it, nobody should have to deal with Wynne.

>>67168046
>North Ontario needs us (Toronto)
>we need their resources

Northern Ontario is already irrelevant. The provincial (and federal) governments only care about Toronto and South-Central Ontario.

Toronto needs the North. The North doesn't need Toronto.

>>67168045

http://www.slate.com/blogs/browbeat/2014/07/14/slavoj_zizek_plagiarized_white_supremacist_magazine_american_renaissance.html

Zizek is a shit meme

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Wow's ready to annex border regions once the US government collapses?

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>>67167936
I have no idea all the text says is
>xxxx is going to try and hook you up with her client just to warn you she is one of the bodybuilders.
>>67167946
No i am horribly out of shape which is why im so fucking nervous. I dont even know what regular girls like to talk about ffs

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>>67168137
I'm ready.

>>67168033
I don't talk about politics though, ever. I voted for His Majesty Lelouch vi Britannia. Some people don't vote because they know it just doesn't matter that much. I don't affiliate with any parties, ideologies, or groups in general, so I have no investment in any of it.

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>>67168045
i cringed

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>I voted for His Majesty Lelouch vi Britannia. Some people don't vote because they know it just doesn't matter that much. I don't affiliate with any parties, ideologies, or groups in general, so I have no investment in any of it.

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You know what, world war 3 doesn't sound like a terrible idea. I'm fucking tired of school, work, and shit.

#Imwithher

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who else ready for trump?

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>>67168149
>female bodybuilder
>ever dating a normie

All they talk about is "muh gains" "muh meal prep" "muh sets"

>what regular girls like to talk about

Normie tv & normie movies.

>>67168220
Wow, you can greentext and attach images of fat people in fedoras? I just can't possibly compete with you in this argument. You're right, I've lost, I might as well forget everything I've ever though during my life and follow the will of someone so clearly superior to me as to be able to greentext on 4chan.

>>67166368
Nothing except probably moralizing by those who did vote; mandatory voting would likely be unconstitutional here due to the First Amendment.

>>67168128
Without Toronto, The North would be poor and worthless. Might as well make it a territory

>>67168291
Lol what the fuck

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>>67168291
Pretty much

weedman pls responb

>>67168168
>Canada ripped apart by Quebec and Cascadia

DROPPED
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>Wow, you can greentext and attach images of fat people in fedoras? I just can't possibly compete with you in this argument. You're right, I've lost, I might as well forget everything I've ever though during my life and follow the will of someone so clearly superior to me as to be able to greentext on 4chan.
*tips*

>>67168210
I cringed at you too, asshole. No need to be so mean

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>Wow, you can greentext and attach images of fat people in fedoras? I just can't possibly compete with you in this argument. You're right, I've lost, I might as well forget everything I've ever though during my life and follow the will of someone so clearly superior to me as to be able to greentext on 4chan

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>Wow, you can greentext and attach images of fat people in fedoras? I just can't possibly compete with you in this argument. You're right, I've lost, I might as well forget everything I've ever though during my life and follow the will of someone so clearly superior to me as to be able to greentext on 4chan.

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>Wow, you can greentext and attach images of fat people in fedoras? I just can't possibly compete with you in this argument. You're right, I've lost, I might as well forget everything I've ever though during my life and follow the will of someone so clearly superior to me as to be able to greentext on 4chan.

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>Wow, you can greentext and attach images of fat people in fedoras? I just can't possibly compete with you in this argument. You're right, I've lost, I might as well forget everything I've ever though during my life and follow the will of someone so clearly superior to me as to be able to greentext on 4chan.

guys

I just thought of a new meme

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Wow, you can greentext and attach images of fat people in fedoras? I just can't possibly compete with you in this argument. You're right, I've lost, I might as well forget everything I've ever though during my life and follow the will of someone so clearly superior to me as to be able to greentext on 4chan.

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Love this fedora meme, never see the same image twice. kek.

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stop the hate!

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>Wow, you can greentext and attach images of fat people in fedoras? I just can't possibly compete with you in this argument. You're right, I've lost, I might as well forget everything I've ever though during my life and follow the will of someone so clearly superior to me as to be able to greentext on 4chan.

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>Wow, you can greentext and attach images of fat people in fedoras? I just can't possibly compete with you in this argument. You're right, I've lost, I might as well forget everything I've ever though during my life and follow the will of someone so clearly superior to me as to be able to greentext on 4chan.

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AMERICA GO
GO
GO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDUwXFvTJfA
USA
USA
USA
USA

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>Wow, you can greentext and attach images of fat people in fedoras? I just can't possibly compete with you in this argument. You're right, I've lost, I might as well forget everything I've ever though during my life and follow the will of someone so clearly superior to me as to be able to greentext on 4chan.

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>>67168168

>Mormon sin city
>Canada gets Idaho but not Minesota
>Meme Neoconfederacy
>Texan Louisiana
>Bay Area is in Cascadia
>Cascadia existing at all
>Random blank spot at Colorado.
>Pakistanization of Canada.
>Quebec Annexation of Labrador.

Fedoras hadn't been funny in like 3 years

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>Wow, you can greentext and attach images of fat people in fedoras? I just can't possibly compete with you in this argument. You're right, I've lost, I might as well forget everything I've ever though during my life and follow the will of someone so clearly superior to me as to be able to greentext on 4chan.

Guys I think my cat wants me to have sex with it.

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>Fedoras hadn't been funny in like 3 years

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>Fedoras hadn't been funny in like 3 years

Friend told me that Trump subreddits are getting stomped on by the reddit admins tomorrow, so I guess that means /pol/ will have even more cross-site posters. When the server bills come in, what is gookmoot gonna do?

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>Guys I think my cat wants me to have sex with it.

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>Fedoras hadn't been funny in like 3 years

>>67168615
Beautiful.

>>67168650
And why/How would your friend know about the inner workings of reddit?

>>67168650
Is your friend a reddit admin?

no

THEN SHUT UP

my dad is an admin and he knows whats reddit about

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>Fedoras haven't been funny in like 3 years

>>67168615
Rekt

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God doesn't exist

Stop it guys, can't you just respect other ppl?

Fuck off, this is /cum/ not /fedora/

>inb4 greentext with fedora image

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>Fuck off, this is /cum/ not /fedora/

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>>67168807
Non

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>>inb4 greentext with fedora image

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>Fuck off, this is /cum/ not /fedora/

>inb4 greentext with fedora image

>>67168689
>>67168692
His reasoning is that reddit has avoided punishing r/The_Donald for using illicit means of getting on the front page as to not give Trump's campaign leverage (i.e. reddit is censoring my supporters), but after the election it won't matter so the site admins will not have as much of a problem in dealing with the sub.

>>67168650
Lie, it's what mook does

if voting is at a middle school which gets out at 3:15, how long until they set it all up so I can go over there and vote

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>>67165439

>>67168807
I do. I respect you my french speaking friend.

>>67168959
I would think the voting is independent of the middle school hours but idk. Give them a call

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>if voting is at a middle school which gets out at 3:15, how long until they set it all up so I can go over there and vote

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>I respect you my french speaking friend.

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>>67168807
Qu'en pensez-vous ?

my cat really wants to drink my protein shake.

is she trying to bulk so she can beat me up?

>>67168959
why not call? when i was a kid we just didn't go to the gym on election day, we all went to study hall instead of p.e. or we went and voted if we were old enough.

>>67168985
Yeah fuck off I just wanted a fedora with my text in it.
Vote Trump though, oldest ally ! :3

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ever get the feeling the fedora posters are some faggoty old friends of /cum/?

>>67169053
/cum/ IS A NO BULLY ZONE

>>67169071
She's been watching national geographic and she wants to improve her lateral jump.

>>67169071
yes, keep an eye on your weight bench

I seriously doubt anyone in here fell for the God meme

>>67169088
Fuck off, America isn't your oldest ally nor you theirs

>>67169088
I did.
>>67169071
beastiality is illegal anon.

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>>67169092
I invented /cum/ and fedoraposting both.

Watching Planet Earth 2 rn desu

>>67169144

>helped us fight the limeys for independence

Uh, they kinda are

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>>67169071
cats hit with their dex and do 1d4

don't fuck with her

>>67169092
>old friends of /cum/
this general is only like 2 years old

>>67169132
Well yeah, because nobody here is over 30

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>>67169144
hey don't bully nerd
we're their oldest ally anyway

>>67169081
>>67168990
I called, they sent me to an automatic voicemail. I guess their office hours closed 6 minutes ago. Early as fuck considering school just got out an hour ago

>>67169173
France used us to get Canada

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>>67169159
thank you for contributing to the substance of the internet

that asian is covered in memes

>>67169171
saving it for when weed is legalized.

>>67169205

>Canada

Lol who cares

>>67169198
I really like this image

>>67169092
>virginia will never show his trip again

>>67169199
so go and vote, faggot. they must have another number to call, i'm sure their website mentions it too

>>67169198
actually thats morocco

but we fucking love based lafayette

>On July 4, 1917, Stanton visited the tomb of French Revolution and American Revolution hero Marquis de La Fayette and (according to Pershing) said,
>America has joined forces with the Allied Powers, and what we have of blood and treasure are yours. Therefore it is that with loving pride we drape the colors in tribute of respect to this citizen of your great republic. And here and now, in the presence of the illustrious dead, we pledge our hearts and our honor in carrying this war to a successful issue. Lafayette, we are here.

>>67169092
what is this?

Real Americans stand with France.

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>>67169174
Correct.
Slashing dmg, typically.

>>67169173
Well I guess it depends on your definition of ally but Morocco recognized you first

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>>67169332
>tfw your cat took a feat to get an extra bite attack

>>67169313
To bad Lafayette was a bit of a tosser and fucked up his chance for true greatest during the French Revolution.

>>67169330
Real Americans stand alone

>>67169321
a man and a meme

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>>67169330
Correct.
Anyone worth their salt knows this.

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The TV is telling me Trump is winning.

Is it true?

>>67169462
These early states are nearly all historically red

>>67169462
It literally doesn't matter this early.

>>67169330
but who does france stand with?

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>>67169462
For now, yes

Yes. It's still very early but he's currently in the lead by 16 electoral votes.

He might snatch Florida.

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Electoral results?

>>67169462
Only two precent of the vote is in and the major states that decide it are not in. This will be all night

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>>67169369
>slash
>slash
>bite
Not worth it.
We'll find another way.

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>>67169516
meant for >>67169462

>>67169520
R - 19
D - 3

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>>67169497
>>67169493
>>67169489
I see.

>>67169520
Trump: 19
Clinton: 3 so far

trump is winning florida so far

>>67169462
It's too early to say anything but technically yes.

I want trump to win so bad............but life just isn't that interesting

>>67169600
Fook off bish boi

>>67169462
Only useless, predictable, nobody states report this early.
Sorry, KY, i love you.

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the gf

Guys, just got off the phone with Obama.

He said Trump totally won

>>67169593
bullshit.

>>67169657
hhhhhhhhhhnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggggggg

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>>67169680
Ofuk

If Trump wins, I'll marry an American.

If Hillary wins I'll marry a Canadian.

If third party wins I'll marry a Mexican

>>67167617
say that to my face fatty

>>67169777
Triple Sevens

You're committed now

É /cum/, mas a última coisa que vejo aqui são posters mexicanos. Por que não postam nada? Esse americanos estão a fazer bullying com vocês de novo?

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>>67169777
Can't back away now!

oh shit hillary is catching up to trump a bit.

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>>67165134
Why do you dummies hate Russia?