Alex Jones is an honorary rorke edition
being me doing a post
#SOPHIE
>>67164098
>Not studying Biology, Maths, Chemistry and Physics A-Levels
>Not being an event first-aider
>Not looking like a future nonce
sophie we know who you are
Myself & the lads at the races
can't flin flan the jin jan
>>67164197
I bet you went to cadets too you poof
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/video/2016/nov/08/hillary-and-bill-clinton-do-mannequin-challenge-video
Hmmmmmmm
thinking of doing ashave
>>67164233
BROWNED
http://www.infowars.com/watch-alex-jones-show/
>Not getting your news from infowars
Oxford lad here, tomorrow morning my city centre is going to be full of extremely drunk and upset liberal yank students who are staying up all night in pubs that are stupidly keeping themselves open all night. Can't wait to see the mess when I go to work in the morning.
if california doesn't legalize weed this is going to be the worst election ever
>>67164098
>rorke
very reddit of you
https://youtu.be/10CHJpN_BFc
yanks are incredibly funny sometimes
I love soph man what do I do about it
aanzu
quite tempted to buy one of these water filter salesmens male vitality pills but seems they dont really sell outside of america
>>67164233
my sister's dating an albanian which is almost as bad
>>67164262
can you get me into Oxford?
Watching Alex Jones rants at high volume
Expect strange looks from the flatmates later
>>67164221
intriguing post
Why the fuck isnt weed legal in the UK yet? Didnt think you guys were dumber than americans about this kind of stuff
>>67164270
rasheed.
>>67164296
at least ur sister hasnt been stretched out by 2 niggers
anyone watching sky news election coverage?
>>67164324
no don't care about the election
>>67164315
we're going backwards on the drugs issue
>>67164321
Thank fuck I don't have a sister
>>67164289
Where's her willy
http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_slatest/2016/11/08/someone_hacked_trump_s_website_and_left_a_poop_emoji_on_it.html
>dumpf
>>67164303
No, you need to be either a rich chink, a yank who has family connections to Ivy League colleges or a poor black kid from Peckham who gets a scholarship.
>>67164315
UK government hired some doctor to do a report on drugs
He favoured legalisation and they fired him immediately and discredited the paper kek
>>67164324
bbc desu senpai
skin color means nothing you disgusting racists
>>67164324
>watching mainstream media
>>67164393
Fuck off paki
>>67164197
asking for a bumming lad
>>67164380
which one are you?
>>67164315
It basically is legal unless you're one of those dumb fucks who smokes it in the street. The police only care about mid to high level dealers.
just rolled a cheeky single skinner
Cba to study for this midterm
>>67164315
>expecting tories to make sensible drug policies
>>67164441
Don't do it and fucking regret it then.
We DON'T care.
>>67164393
>race is nothing more than skin colour
>>67164324
>not watching Alex Jones literally go insane on Infowars
>>67164430
mike from the streets split up with his missus?
>>67164324
BBC or nothing. Based Andrew Neil is on soon.
>>67164422
I'm not a student mate
TRUMP
TRUMP
TRUMP
TRUMP
>>67164456
>>67164254
try the jugular
Imagine being a student and wasting your life on 4chan when you are surrounded by people your age with little responsibility
Absolutely howling
>>67164289
Anzu is really cute, would love to pound her little cunt.
>>67164284
why did you pick the literal worst quality video of this?
*Comes rolling on a segway wearing a backpack and a light blue shirt tucked into a pair of khaki shorts*
Greetings, mates
karen brady is a slag
>>67164289
there's a cock in there.
pig in make up is still bacon.
got my snacks ready
what networks is everyone watching? might go for Fox
didn't vote today lads, cba with this shite
>trump election party
>cash bar
pathetic
>>67164516
I'll never get my head around it, I spent my uni years having it large and shagging as many girls as possible and these fuckwits shut themselves away from it cos they're too scared of rejection or something.
>>67164521
think she's like 20 now
>>67164516
>little responsibility
You didnt go to uni
>>67164540
>goo-ree-tings maa-tehs
>>67164524
low bandwidth usage for my aussie mates :)
/brit/ is an inclusive general
Can't watch live coverage because I haven't paid my TV license
the non-neurotypical gf
posting giganormdroids
https://twitter.com/kieranfb2
>NOT HAVING A 2ND TWITTER ACCOUNT
Lads why do I have a thing for essentially butters girls? I find them attractive because they aren't. Can't figure it out
>>67164599
*raises middle finger*
>>67164597
>3 hours of classes a day
wow man like totally stressed out
>>67164593
you are a complete cretin
>>67164587
SEVEN DOLLARS FOR A SOFT DRINK WHAT THE FUCK
>>67164587
Cash is better at things like that cos card payments slow everything down
>>67164594
Not bothered la, would fill her hole and make her my gf.
>>67164575
>this picture
paki?
>>67164606
looks like me mum
big black willies in tight english fannies
>>67164644
it's a hilton hotel
>>67164659
that's why i picked her
>>67164606
looks like a tranny
>>67164641
3-6 hours of classes a day
2-3 hours of study a day unless you're some arts faggot
Assuming you don't have to work to get your way through uni
>>67164641
Why are you keeping on this?
You've clearly never been to uni or have some shit degree that took no effort
>>67164587
>$10 for an American beer
>>67164597
>aww shucks I'm basically still at school but in a different place and bedroom
Nah
>>67164587
I mean, for an extra dollar drink Becks.
What is a Dollar, 50p 75p?
Monopoly money
>>67164658
he definitely is
what did they mean by this
>>67164716
care to step outside?
Are Pooindaloos /our guys/?
>>67164703
So by that logic the highest-rated, most expensive restaurant in the world should charge $50 for a can of coke
>>67164617
One on the right looks alright, other two look like a pair of poofs in disguise
>>67164597
you're in for a rude awakening when you start the working grind lmao
>>67164587
>mixed drinks
this is juicy bits tier
>friend invited me along to a party tonight
>texted him half an hour ago asking when we're going
>still no reply
>>67164587
fuck is mixed drinks?
cocktails?
>>67164797
>having friends
baka desu senpai
>>67164778
Ah yes, your runt call centre job must be oh so stressful
Piss off
Once you clock out of work for the day, you've got no responsibilities
Doesn't work like that as a student
>>67164554
She's basically a fuckable version of my mum
>>67164405
this guy was >>67163515
Just imagine;
having only boys around whilest the balls are dropping and he wants to get the cherries popping.
mmm, yes indeed, adolescence spent going to a boys–only school nowise had any effect on sexuality (!)
>>67164760
it's a bit cold out
>>67164729
81p in case you just woke up from a pre-Brexit coma
just wanked to that section of anne frank's diary where she talks about her vagina lads
>>67164797
Why did you wait until 10 o clock to text him? He's probably locked already.
http://www.infowars.com/
BASED PJW IS LIVE HIT THE TOP RIGHT PLAY BUTTON
HILLARY +PA
TRUMP +AZ, GA, IA, NC, OH
COLORADO SHOWDOWN
FLORIDA SHOWDOWN
MICHIGAN SHOWDOWN
NEVADA SHOWDOWN
>>67164839
don't mind that, it's just irish weather
gf bought me a 4 inch ball stretcher
get in
>>67164796
>>67164807
its any kind of cocktail with alcohol mixed with other drinks
>>67164830
clearly you have no idea have decent jobs work you cringeworthy 19 year old little bell end
>>67164642
t. spent his uni years hidden away in his room
>*LIVE* INFOWARS Alex Jones 52-Hour Election Day Trump vs Hillary 2016 Coverage
>52 hours
absolute maverick
>>67164762
Why are Indians so autistic and weird
>>67164858
He said he'd text me around 10 so I texted him at about 10 to 10
>>67164766
Yes, higher end venues charge higher prices for products, how is this news to you? I was in a club in LA where a bottle of smirnoff was $600.
>>67164899
india is a weird place
>>67164899
Hinduism is the most autistic religion ever
me
Just arrived at the Yank embassy lads. Seen a few MPs.
>>67164898
Will r guy paul be on
>>67164830
fucking kill yourself you retarded baby
>>67164930
PLEASE BE MANCHESTER
>>67164846
You're getting there. Good job!
>>67164943
HE'S LIVE ON INFORWARS.COM NOW HIT PLAY
>>67164943
don't know this is my first time
popping my cherry
>>67164936
Why are you there
>>67164907
Try calling him
>>67164424
>its basically legal
>would get arrested for selling it or buying it
hmmmm. Americans say the same thing about alcohol for under 21 year olds yet that doesnt fly.
test
>>67164995
police don't give a shit about small amounts
it's the big time dealers and growers that they focus on
>>67164974
Watching the election results come in
phoaaaaaaar
got a little willy lads
Just to state again that I have bet £60 on a Trump victory tonight and I NEVER lose my bets
its OFFICIALLY over
>>67165020
that's a Sikh guru though
>>67165048
>saxe coburg gotha celebrity gossip
shan't be purchasing that publication
>he actually thought that Clinton was going to win
It's been fairly obvious for about 2 months that Trump was going to win in handily, even with all the democrat-rigged machines and dirty inciting of violence tactics.
>>67165016
2,1
http://www.infowars.com/elections/
ARE PAUL
That Bianca Facchinei is a bit of alright.
>>67164995
been caught with small amounts and nothing happened
like the other lad said they don't care unless you're growing or some top dealer
So how many of you think that Trump's ENTIRE campaign has just been one big effort by himself to be the least electable person ever, as in it has been one giant meme but people keep falling for the joke
>>67165096
who are the independents voting though?
What is a 'leppo'?
>>67165126
>no pictures
bad lad
>>67165135
Im just saying. Its the same type of thing we say about alcohol for under 21 year olds here, cops wont give a shit about it unless you're driving drunk or something.
Yet you cant buy it from the store, just like weed there.
THE MAIN STREEM MEDIAR
>>67164995
http://hitchensblog.mailonsunday.co.uk/2016/04/top-politician-admits-it-there-is-de-facto-decriminalisation-of-cannabis.html
>>67165145
Aleppo.
POST HILLARY PEPE MEMES
having some clean water
>>67165097
thanks for clearing that up.
>>67165021
what is this implying?
>>67165153
a leprechaun
>>67165048
>Sarah Vine
dropped
>>67165145
jeb
>>67165194
... me Donald John Trump in my flat in New York on 8 November 1985 ...
where are you watching the coverage ?
>>67165194
I've saved a bunch for when Trump wins
>>67165182
DESTROYED A CONTEENENT
*votes labour*
Lads
>>67165172
If it was legalised here the prices would be astronomical. Cigarrettes are over £10 per packet and are taxed to oblivion.
>>67165213
jesus
>>67164988
feels like its too late now
>>67165119
Remember this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKfuS6gfxPY
>>67165166
she's on R.T.'s Boom Bust.
>>67165199
I don't understand why those words keep reappearing in that exact order.
>that last cuppa of the day while listening to the US election
>daily mail
>poppy
>royals
>establishment paedo didn't happen shilling
triggered
>>67164197
>not studying further maths
I studied maths, advanced maths, physics and computing, got 4 A*
she was a tight lil piece
>>67164797
"friend"
>Just woke up
>Room is cold and I'm knackered
>Not sure whether to cuck myself at work omorrow to watch the US election results
Hmmm
>chilean """"men"""
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVcdfNjIRhM
>>67165213
smashing post
>>67165255
Just do it, you want to go right? He probably just didn't see your text
>>67165293
would gf that man
despite the utter state that burgerland is in sometimes, and despite how fucking cringeworthy and retarded yanks can be...I'd still love to retire there some day
buy a small piece of land in a rural southern state, refurnish a house for me and the eventual missus to live comfortably in, grow my own food in the garden, go fishing, buy guns and go hunting, go hiking and camping, sit out on the porch with home made lemonade on nice summer days, celebrate Thanksgiving the way the yanks do, wear a cowboy hat when I go out to town to buy anything
live the American dream the way it was supposed to be lived. peace and quiet, life and liberty. would enjoy that.
>>67165184
I understand that. Im just saying you guys always take the piss for our drinking laws under 21 year olds when its basically the same type of thing
you rarely get arrested for it unless you're being a complete fuckwit
>brits need to stay up late to hear the results
>Australia gets them over lunch
smug_pepe.png
>>67165269
Could be Northern Ireland back in the day.
Too close to home some of it.
>>67165293
He's very pretty ngl
>>67165213
*piano playing intensifies*
>>67165232
>explore the great parks of Canada's East
https://twitter.com/DeezyBonds/status/796111504789512193?s=09
average pussy rorke when he sees blacks in real life
>I apologise for disrespecting you and your ancestors on twitter
>>67165333
I prefer Australia
trump will lose
it's going to be anticlimactic and absolutely embarrassing
not going to /pol/ for that
Weird that I had to stay up to a similar time for the brexit result as I will for the Trump result despite the time zone difference
>>67165279
how long ago was this? What do you do now?
>chilean """"""""men""""""""
https://www.instagram.com/p/BKR3kQUjPmG/
roast of Donald Trump is on
glad this narcissist will never be president
>>67165294
damn christians and video gamers
>>67165409
m8 we knew Leave had won after the Sunderland and Newcastle results
Infowars is unironically less biased than the MSM
Let that sink in for a moment
>>67165374
didn't realize quebec city was a park either
>>67165277
rasheed.
>>67165412
job centre
>>67165377
>forcing someone to read an apology then hitting him
ah yes black "people"
>>67165391
>>67165418
Thank you for Correcting the Record!
>>67165377
are you the half black sponge head in London
youre so obvious
>>67165249
>he frames pictures of himself taking a shit and puts them onto his mantlepiece
who does this
>>67165391
That's exactly why you go to /pol/, because it'll be hilarious when they implode
>>67165199
Having some clean water, are you?
black people will swing the vote for trump
>>67165333
Then get detained by some self important policeman for some minor infringement then sent to jail on jumped-up charges.
>>67165293
more or link
>>67165417
that's a girl
>>67165376
>calls herself a communist
>has the sort of dog a tory would own
hmm
>>67165377
you'll be dragged into the street and covered in piss and petrol when the day comes
>have NEVER got a notification from YouTube about a trending video before
>Get one because of Clinton doing muh mannequin challenge
>>67165293
would put it in his pooper
>>67165482
see >>67165417
>>67165504
its a famous chilean trap
>>67165481
um, no hunny, I'm white x
might become a model
industrial dubstep
>>67165509
the dog though. would make me smash that mf like button
>>67165473
Because you'd be in jail.
>people on facebook sharing yank political stuff
binned.
>>67165520
is there any proof of that?
apparently it's going to snow tonight lads
>>67165346
Yeah but you have scary spiders
i got banned from pol so i cant shitpost about the election
>>67165480
I sure hope black people swing
>there is now a subgenre of porn called cockhero
fucking howling lads, literally in tears.
>>67165553
in britain?
>>67165377
Now this bloke who probably wasn't even a racist before will almost certainly be a racist for the rest of his life
who's this 'donald trump' character? been hearing a lot about him recently
>>67165535
Because you'd be in jail.
>be me
>cooked fray bentos pie
>cod 4 in backround
>carling by me
>fag also by me currently being smoked
>raining outside
really fucking comfy rn
this politics subreddit seems a little biased lads
just a wee bit
>>67165527
That just means you won't get shot darling xx
Getting drunk and staying up until 4am to watch the election. Got to be up at 7:30 aswell haha what am I like, eh? x
>>67165601
>fray bentos pies
you're a fucking runt
>>67165293
Going to need a name.
>>67165546
>tfw center of attention
>tfw foreigners know everything about your elections and you know hardly anything about theirs
>>67165476
yeh
>a corporate-funded, establishment, disingenuous hawk at the helm for 4 years
zzzz
>>67165428
Your news agencies are notoriously skewed bro. The Irony is you look to shit like the BBC and they're much more slippery and just as polarised.
>>67165601
That does sound pretty comfy, but I don't trust those pies.
>>67165559
Because you'd be in jail.
>>67165559
How did you get banned?
>>67165601
/runtlife/
literally forced my way into the voting station to hand in a scraggly piece of paper that says "TRUMP" on it in messy handwriting
>>67164587
What kind of fucking menu is this? wheres the carling? the fosters? the JD and coke?
>>67165303
called, didn't get any response
>>67165559
its moving too fast anyway
I cant even enjoy a board when its like that
>>67165554
*bites you*
>>67165463
>implying I'm a mudblood
shut up milky
>>67165634
Because you'd be in jail.
unironically want trump to win for a laugh
post english ASMR girls
>>67165601
>cooked fray bentos pie
sad cunt
>>67165628
BBC is literally doing UK election style coverage for the USA, with crazy CGI shit and everything.
Not going *quite* as mad with the CGI, but still pretty high budget.
Kinda embarrassing we care this much, but here I am watching it.
So cucked.
>>67165623
>runt because of a pie
>not the fact I bought a rehashed game for £64
>>67165636
had them all my life tbf
i'm tall good looking and healthy.
>>67165559
business idea: post on /pol/ for banned yanks and charge them £1 per post
>>67165693
this 2bh
>>67165581
yes
up north
>>67165377
I actually liked this until the nigger had to sucker punch him like the typical fucking nigger
>>67165693
Because you'd be in jail.
any recs for nip restaurants in London?
>>67165693
It will be the greatest piece of banter in american political history
>>67165704
it's just another form of entertainment
>>67165719
oh the north....
*returns to my financial times*
>>67165601
>fat
>smokers breath
>Alcohol
>gamer nerd
>>67165724
Because you'd be in jail.
>>67165750
FOT
>>67165729
Itsu sale
looool
>>67165726
lel
>>67165673
Fuck him mate, come over to mine and we'll play battlefield 1
>>67165700
literally grow up
>>67165746
Yeah, that's true.
Anybody else excited about the yank election?
>>67165697
are charlotte
>>67165693
if he loses I'll be so disappointed
People will post all their hillary jokes and trump getting drumpfed etc but he really is /ourguy/ in every sense
4chan will be so much better when Milo buys it, imagine the american tears when they realise their favourite website is British-owned.
>>67165785
Because you'd be in jail.
>>67165293
>>67165626
LAD GIVE ME A NAME
smaller toblerones are just a price to pay
>COD 4
>Cigs inside
>Carling
Is that tripcunt lower class? This sounds particularly scummy to me desu
WHICH ONE?
>>67165809
I'm probably going to stay up until the winner is announced. It's the greatest reality show on earth, I swear.
Winner gets the white house.
>>67165815
he's practically a yank though
>>67165845
white
>>67165834
wtf i dont bregret anymore
>>67165845
Always blue
>>67165815
only heard about that bent from y*nk politics
Whats the best bog roll?
Which one gives the best traction?
Which one feels comfiest?
How many puppies on a roll?
>>67165837
>Carling
literally cannot get runtier than that
>>67165824
see >>67165417
also goes by Yogi Sofi M. Kimi
>>67165845
none. terrible style. Get yourself a nice barbour.
DO NOT get fur on the hood. You'll look like every other canadian goose wearing twat
>>67165837
>fray bentos
He's literally runt incarnate
>>67165837
this is him
what do you expect
>>67165869
Because you'd be in jail.
Fasted all day, went to the gym and went for a healthy food shop
All in all a reasonably productive day lads
lads, who do you reckon is the most literally Hitler politician in 2016?
i think it's this banter lad tbqh
>>67165785
>tfw haven't played any games since I came to uni
I would like to anon, but that seems logistically difficult
>>67165762
don't give a shit, makes me manly as fuck.
>>67165601
jesus fuck, this is peak-runt.
>>67165888
Thank you! I didn't notice that, god I love traps, and none of that tranny shit that people mistake for them.
>>67165376
Good lad. Looks like Peter Hitchens. somewhat, stoic and judgmental and knowing.
Don't wanna give Peter a big hug though.
>>67165700
plen
>>67165845
green
bought some long johns
>>67165889
Barbour are good for tall good looking people who look upper class
otherwise you'll look a bit stupid
>Go to pol sticky for the election results
>it's impossible to keep up with because people are just spamming TRUMP
Ah yes, very impressive and enjoyable
>>67165634
>Your news agencies are notoriously skewed bro.
so's Auntie Beeb, thou hast not niticed it yet?
It may not be as explicit as FOX or MSNBC but it's there. Just look whenever it comes to Putin, Syria and the questions on Q.T. or A.Q. on Donald Trump and compare those to the questions from callers on LBC.
currently playing some xenoverse 2
in the process of completing all parallel quests
anybody know if there's certain characters you have to wish on the dragon balls to get?
i hear that there's Eis, Nuova, and Omega Shenron (believable since they were in the first one), and Hit (less believable, since he'd be the only one from the Multiverse Tournament Arc in the game)
>>67165906
Trump is worse :)
>>67165815
Milo left Britain for the US because we have too many muslims
>>67165918
does peter have any children?
>>67165837
>>67165887
carling is alright on draught but drinking it from a tinnie is major runt behaviour
>>67165929
Good decision. Make winter so much nicer.
>>67165845
all low quality af
you get what you pay for fuccboi
>>67165963
Because you'd be in jail.
>>67165889
>Get yourself a nice barbour
good lad
>>67165895
that's not him, that's just some random guy that /brit/ decided to stalk
190cm is a lanky welsh cunt
>>67165929
I've been wearing it these past few days
>makes me manly as fuck
this sadcase isn't usually funny but i'll give him that
>>67165964
yeah a few I think
going to go vote now
pause the thread
Post
>yfw the exit polls come out and Trump is predicted to get hammered and he loses Florida straight away
>>67165998
it's a meme you dip
wew, Peter York is the most /fa/ man I've ever seen.
>>67166006
isn't it warmer in reykjavik atm than here atm
>>67165998
new twat
>>67165910
2bh he probably fell asleep or something, If he's a good friend he wouldn't ditch you. You're in uni aswell I'm sure there'll be plenty more parties.
>>67165998
>being this new
come on now lad, getting late
beddy byes for you :)
screeching
>>67165412
4 years ago, graduated with a first from Cambridge and now working at an investment bank in London
>>67166037
>>67166037
>Preliminary exit polling from Florida suggests 39% of the electorate will be people of color. This compares to 2012, when the electorate was 33% PoC.
RIP Trump, LMFAO. It's over.
>>67165963
He'll be back in the UK straight after the election. He's getting a fortune from his college appearances.
>he trusts polls/exit polls
looooool good one fampai
>>67165845
going to repeat what another anon said yesterday. Get an Arcteryx hard shell.
>>67166037
>mfw New Hampshire, Florida, and NorCarolina go Trump
I hope you lot are ready
one hour to go
>>67166078
Because you'd be in jail.
>>67166088
>>67166038
>>67166062
>>67166072
haha you fell into my trap and gave me (You)'s for free
cheers
Per MSNBC exit polls:
Black voters - 87% Clinton, 8% Trump
Hispanic voters - 65% Clinton, 27% Trump
it's over lads
>>67166101
>color
foy
>>67166073
that post was made before the voting started you dip
>>67165862
Spending a year or so in burgerland does not make you a burger
>>67165929
They comfy?
>>67166130
Trump doesn't stand a fucking chance. Women hate him too, remember.
>>67166130
Why do hispanic voters like trump more??????????????????????
>>67166059
I'm not in Reykjavík
But it's 5c in Reykjavík as well as in London, but it's a lot more windy in Reykjavík
TRUMP is WINNING
I AM LITERALLY SHAKING.
>SHAKING
>>67165998
good shit
>>67166130
>same % hispanic voters as Romney
he's going to do better than I thought
>>67165787
Says the twat who can't even make his own pies.
>>67166104
I don't trust any poles
>>67166181
Because you'd be in jail.
>>67166118
What?
>>67165676
*dies*
>>67165889
Told him that yesterday but he keeps spamming his runty downy hood coat as its "too expensive"