THE RULE MUST BE OBEYED OR YOU'RE FUCKING OUTA HERE, SUNSHINE.
rowan
doing a poo
>tfw injected into my right glute last friday and now it's absolutely killing
it didn't even hurt for the first couple of days. am I going to die?
>>67161885
congratulations to you
anyone want to lend money from me?
/pol/ on suicide watch
what happened to the girl you were fond of at school?
the crew
stop thx 1138
Where should I visit for a few days between Christmas and New Year? Thinking Copenhagen or Riga or Vienna, but perhaps Iceland
>>67161955
I borrowed some money to my friend on accident
lads its snowing outisde
wahey
>>67162022
she's a fat cunt now
>>67162022
we're both too autistic to properly initiate a relationship
>>67162034
Iceland is of course the only place worth going to
>>67161862
>this is a 10/10 in sharialand
>>67161828
>>67162095
she could literally pass for a syrian refugee
>>67162022
she ages horribly
hungry for cock
>>67162034
I heard really good things about copenhagen
>when yanks say "bias" when they actually mean "biased"
>>67162022
I'm considering proposing to her soon. Really fucking nervous about it though
Well take a look at what happened, SERIOUSLY.
>>67162116
>old runts
ahh yes very intimidating
would heem all of them in an instant
in bed lads
>>67162034
Copenhagen is very very cool
lel
Cold hard leaked facts prove that Hillary knowingly caused the deaths in Benghazi, receives money from governments that fund ISIS, rigged the democratic primaries, Bernie Sanders was a plant, started the birther movement, paid homeless people to start fights at Trump rallies.
But Trump said some silly words and everyone loses their minds
>>67162034
don't go to copenhagen
trump landslide on the way
where are the naked boobs
no I'm not Jewish but I take inspiration from their way of life
wish i was motivated lads
dont know how people can get off their arse and get stuff done desu
I fucking love yank politics
now they know me in copenhagen
Under some runt's bed
Waiting for him to poke he's foot out of the duvet
>>67162022
one of them has 3 kids
another is in a mental hospital
I think I lucked out
BBC bias is absolutely stunning. You'd swear us Brits get to vote.
work tomorrow
going to bed lads, up early tomorrow
when i wake there best be 1 inch of snow outside £150 in my paddy power account thanks to trump, or else you're all in for it x
>average arse
>>67162242
You realise that's a sarirical article you absolute hammer
>>67162022
got pregnant at 18 and is now a tattooed degenerate
>>67161930
abcess probably, you'll be fine
what did you inject?
>>67162234
when I feel like being lazy but need to do something I just think about the girl I like at work fucking the guy at my work she is fucking who is much better looking than me
anger is the best motivation
>m-m-mummy, the press are p-p-picking on me again
>>67162022
she has a bf ;(
>>67162280
Did you not get your ballot...?
Bollocks are hanging out my duvet by my feet
Hope they get cut to ribbons
>>67162327
>mummy
>>67162306
sometimes, for like 5 minutes i get the urge to change my life but then it disappears for a while
>>67162214
best I can do
>>67162022
marrying another guy from my year soon. She's become a bit of a dog though so I don't give a shit.
>>67162355
t.orphan
>>67162327
life is hard for him. yes he's 32, lives in a giant mansion, is world famous on zero merit, never has to work again and has had many glamorous model gfs, but his mum died and he was in the army and stuff
Doing a look at those forged rail tickets from the dark web
15% of retail cost for a 6 month season ticket
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>67162304
that's a relief
test enanthate
Pains me to see you all who have no real knowledge of politics backing trump
Literally child like minds that are swayed by catchy jingles, so so runty
It's like being a neurosurgeon watching a bricklayer trying to remove a brain tumor
Technocracy when
>>67162327
is he leaving a message?
>>67162147
you're on that highschool love type of yank stuff
good for you
>>67162355
sorry lad, wrong post, have a free (You) as compensation
Need a man to do a cummy in my bummy
If trump were a democrat would he be as hated?
>>67162421
the opportunity technocracy passed long ago, humanity is too far gone now.
spend my work days browsing the BBC and my evenings browsing and the chon and I can confirm /pol/ is more biased
BBC definitely have a slight hillary bias but they do show trumps side of the argument too
Home alone lads and there's loads of banging downstairs
Fuck, if a lad in Essex is found dead tomorrow morning you know it's me
>>67162438
speaking of wrong posts, does anyone remember that gimmick where we intentionally reply to the wrong one?
strongly considering visiting iran next year
visa process seems sketchy though, gov.uk advice is "email their embassy lol"
>tfw to smart to support Drumpf
>>67162497
I do big cummys
>>67162506
he wouldn't be such a cunt so no
Lost 50 quid lads
>>67162562
how? thats a lot of money to lose
>tfw genius but lazy
>>67162562
in half an hour?
>>67162562
half your dole money gone
>>67162506
wasn't he literally a democrat up until like six years ago?
>>67162562
did you bet on drumpf?
>>67162576
he bet on Hillary
http://i.imgur.com/zSunrNa.gifv
>>67162544
Saw some bloke motorcycle across it on YouTube
Seemed alri but I wouldn't risk it myself desu
>>67162546
don't remember that gimmick desu
>>67162562
Bet on trump did you?
no word of a lie
the current state of /brit/ is so shite, even yanks are good posters and are even able to out smart half of you
>>67162585
If you were a genius, you'd be smart enough to not be lazy
having some clean water
>>67162576
I put it in my jacket breast pocket, must've slipped out when I was reaching for my phone.
Absolutely gutted, no money for the rest of the week
made myself some early dinner
>>67162608
He was a democrat up until they had a black president
remember when it was the EU vote, I went to bed and woke up expecting remain to win comfortably but I got all excited and giddy when leave won
hopefully it's the same today
Oh look, Toblerone is having a go at us because of Brexit, always thought the Swiss were supposed to be neutral.
>>67162544
where in Iran?
>>67162625
VERY privileged you fucking scum
>>67162562
>he actually put real life money on trump
HOWLING
you do realise /pol/ is sattire right? no one actually thought he was going to win
>>67162641
Phwoaaarrrr
>>67162641
fuck off murderer
Why can't Obama just forgo the election and take control forever :/
>>67162687
No it fell out of my pocket
01Hillarlywon
>spirit science
>>67162728
michelle will run in 2024
>>67162728
promptly end yourself
>>67162641
i'm literally salivating
>>67162728
>mfw people genuinely thought he would
>mfw people will genuinely think Hillary will
yanks are silly hehe
>>67162714
thank you very much
>tfw too supreme to vote for an obnoxious brute like Trump
>this Anthony freak on BBC news
Tranny
>>67162765
and probably win
honestly her campaigning for hillary this time around was just laying the groundwork for 2024
>>67162702
*votes with the laughing emoji*
>>67162614
the c90 one? good vid
india one is funnier though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPne-q4ynts
>>67162762
she is soo qt
ffs look at the size of toblerones in the EU, bregzit was a mistake
>>67162752
01TrumpWon
>>67162683
Something like this.
>>67162673
Leave btfo
>>67162714
imagine doing a threesome with her and kyary
>>67162672
I'm looking forward to the amount of lefty and SJW tears tonight after Trump wins, it's going to be magnificent seeing them cry about how the "racists have won" or "election was rigged" bollocks like that.
>>67162702
Drumpf is DONE
>>67162762
Unsettling
>>67162841
rather top myself
>>67162791
bye
genuinely scared that trump might win lads
>>67162835
>adventure tours
they charge rich people extortionate amounts of money because they're too lazy to organise it themselves
going to go cast my vote
who should i vote for
>>67162817
seen most of them desu, I was tossing up the idea of going on a trip but couldn't convince anyone to come with me h-haha
>>67162869
hope you're having a giraffe mate
>Judge in Nevada rejects trumps case against extended voting hours
when are the first results in? about midnight?
>>67162844
*tagged as a drumpfkin*
>>67162897
Trump of course
>>67162897
clinton
Aren't the democrats fucked long term if hillary wins? No one likes her as it is and she hasn't even been elected yet. Imagine how unpopular she's going to be by the end of her first term
>>67162897
Hillary
>>67162870
FUCK YOU YOU STUPID FAGGOT NIGGER !
Imagine actually voting for some lad to be president when he hasn't held a political office in his life
>>67162897
You already know.
>>67162897
Donald Trump
going to ironically vote for trump haha
>>67162793
Marry me. I want you to shoot a load in me.
>>67162912
A Mexican no doubt
>>67162870
goodbye
unironicaly want trump to win
it'll be well funny
>>67162883
same
but for me it's the kind of scared like when you're going up a steep rollercoaster slowly, that clackety noise as you see the ground getting further away from you
if he wins, it's when you peer down the edge into the abyss and the ride begins
>4chan never became nationalist until flag boards were introduced
really gets the juices flowing
just been credited £30 to my paypal for someone elses fuckup
what can I spend it on?
other than pizza
well lads
good night
>>67162924
>>67162959
*tagged as /r/the_donald posters*
>>67162922
4am
>>67162897
Are Gaz
australian qt was just on ABC in a trump hat lads
wew
>>67162897
djt
Don't understand why early voting is a thing.
it doesn't seem right that some people could cast their vote before everyone else discovers that one of the candidates is literally Cthulu in disguise
unironically want hillary to win because i want world war 3 to happen
I had a really good post cooking in my brain all day at work, but i've forgotten in now
can you lads pretend i just made a high quality post?
Is gerrymandering real?
LOOOOOOOOOOL
http://metro.co.uk/2016/11/07/teenager-was-found-dead-in-her-tent-at-boomtown-after-taking-ket-coke-and-es-6241578/
>>67162849
what is?
>>67162899
i was doing the same, except through russia and down through SEA because fuck the middle eastern route
>>67162897
yes
weed ballot right?
need a bunch of lads to suck off and fuck me and cum all over my face
>>67162298
No I didn't you total wrench
>>67162912
>>67162987
nevada is a blue state
>>67162897
Mitt Romney
>>67162999
only boring cunts want Hillary to win
Just remembered the time back in school when my friend and I pulled the old classic super glue in the lock prank on another friend.
Don't think his family was very happy about that one, they never found out it was us though
In one of those "fearing for my own future" moods right now lads.
Bollocks.
>>67163041
I just want rorkes to be btfo
>>67162936
If more members of the EU leave during her term in office after Czech has their vote then it'll be another part of Europe which has been destabilized when a Clinton is in office.
>>67163062
my state isn't voting on legal weed
the best we have is the strictest medical weed laws in the country
>>67163070
oh yes im a gay nigger so i'll get right on it *ejacs on your face* ahhh hfuck yes
>>67162964
Careful that's how Brexit happened
business idea: start a flight sim group, and never play flight sims
>>67163108
trump isn't the rorke option, if anything he's the rasheed option
hillary is more right-wing than him
I praise Allah 24 7 so I can go to heaven
Trump is already laying the groundwork to contest the legitimacy of the election and it's incredibly dangerous.
>>67163062
Reckon I could cuck Anzu's bf desu.
>>67163160
Good lad
Jeb Bush is the hero that the world deserves
>>67163095
>That time you loosened the lids on the salt and pepper and randomly placed them on different tables in the cafeteria
It was all part of my Machiavellian plan
>>67163181
would love to cream her
Going to bed now lads. Really scared that Hillary is going to win. I don't want to wake up.
>>67163127
which state?
>lefties are brainwashed by mainstream media
>rorkes are brainwashed by /pol/ and the so called alt right
>>67163149
>hillary is more right-wing than him
oh give over
>>67163128
no blacks please
Hillary: Status Quo conservatism
Trump: Radical populist change
really makes me think
>>67163002
t. never went on sp before flags
>>67163200
illinois
>>67162194
this, liberals freak out yet, how many deaths is Hilary Responsible for? how many is Trump responsible for? now compare.
>m.f.w. they're too stupid to see this
>>67163210
Hillary is a radical centrist
you people are too retarded to talk about politics. say more stupid funny shit
me
>>67163095
You sound like a proper cunt tibih
>>67162641
What are those brown circles?
What are those dead crumpet looking things?
>>67163194
plan to be a twat, yee?
>>67163207
well it's too late now, look at you, you've got pozzy fat nigger cum on your face
E E EDL!
anyone else go to a march with the lads
yanks need to balkanise florida, NY, California, illinois asap
drinking a smoozee
>tfw to smart to talk about politics
>>67163285
>anyone else go to a march with the lads
Best be wearing a poppy on that march m8
just bought this
>>67162641
Fucking fat arse
>>67163181
>>67163198
bit lewd
>>67163220
oh
just close your eyes and press a button then
you'll never have certainty of being part of the blame if/when the country goes even more tits-up
Birth control is a sin
A child is a wonderful thing
>>67163002
fuck off newcunt
trump would easily win if the country had pre-1960s demographics
Having children is narcissism in the extreme
why dont they just carpet bomb the whole middle east just blow the fuckin place to bits
>>67163283
NOT happy about this at all
>>67163314
>enemy of my estate
So fucking tired lads
>>67163314
>Leaf not at 11 o'clock position
Fucking nonce can't even wear it right
>>67163345
>>67163347
>>67163348
>'opinions'
>>67162034
vienna is absolutely beautiful and the christmas markets make it even better
>>67163348
>>67163323
>screaming children everywhere in my spa
ah yes of course wonderful beings they are
>>67163323
Doesn't Iceland abort most babies that have Down's Syndrome and birth defects
Waiting to hear about the election results is more exciting than Christmas desu
Not that that's saying much
>>67163348
bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb iran
>>67163302
le republican aec
>>67163391
evidently not...
>>67163365
gay post
>>67162022
She's a doctor and way out of my league now
What are you doing right now lads?
I'm watching some shit film on film 4
https://twitter.com/kieranfb
the ECHELON of /int/
>>67163395
ikr, ffs it's already the 9th here why do yanks have to be so slow
>>67163408
meant to include texas too tbf
>3mb image
Hmm ah yes
>Zooms in in thumbnail
Good enough
>>67163387
>>67163391
Stop questioning me
My opinion is as valid as any other
>>67163321
stop posting my wife btw
>>67163434
>A-Levels in your twitter bio
is this a thing?
Cats being a pest
Going down the 24hr paki shop anyone want anything?
they're going on about who'll get the most votes and have the biggest mandate
deja vu
pakis out muzzies OUT weve had enuf
>>67163433
watching season2 of fresh meat. eating some popcorn.
>>67163321
>turkish
does sauron know you've left mordor?
>>67162022
I went to an all boys school
>Either way we are doomed as both candidates are as bad as each other but today you MUST vote for Hillary
>189 retweets
>>67163391
most countries do this
it's raining lads
didn't it rain on the Referendum too?
wonder if there's any elemental symbolism
studying for my maths, chemistry, biology, and physics A-Levels
>>67163480
Yes, he's here on a /brit/ thread quite a few times. He's on about close to midnight, probably studying through out most of the day
>>67163534
what do you do in your spare time?
>>67163493
can you top up my leccy please
found peace in god earlier
not even joking
>>67163493
Bacon wheat crunchies lad
>>67163545
studying hard for those A-Levels haha
>>67163531
I think it just rains a lot here?
The gf just baked some cupcakes for the day lads
>>67163554
go on /int/ and nosh off my daddy
getting absolutely fucking humiliated in a public area
>>67163574
oh yeah
probably
>>67163493
twix and 20 lambert lad, you're a star
>>67163531
reminiscent of the deluge in the bible methinks
>>67163448
why not PA or OH?
>>67163554
wank to twinks (just turned off my proxy and turned on extra flags)
>>67163433
>>67163499
Drinking tea and about to finish the last nine or so episodes of an 80s anime mecha series.
>>67163556
Please tell me you're memeing
>he has a card with his "leccy" that needs to be topped up
howling
>>67162327
echter zij is dod, maat.
doing a bait a little later
if the final result is expect about 5am what's the latest i can stay up to get the most out of the countdown
got to be up at 7am
>>67163614
always knew you were bent
>>67163588
you're a bit bent too you little gay rascal
I had to hide my erection as I left the polling booth" said Cletus McBurger
A tear dropped down my face, a drip of cum dropped down my leg. I had just voted Hillary. I had just voted for my country to be subjugated by Mexicans. Yet I entered the polling booth fully intending to vote Trump. Why you ask?
I entered the polling booth, was about to tick Trump. Then I looked at the Hillary option. At first I was angry that such an option existed. Angry that we had to vote on whether to build a wall. Angry that some people would even consider voting Hillary.
I asked myself why people would vote no to building a wall. I put myself in their shoes. That's when it happened. I noticed myself getting an erection for no reason. The more I imagined myself voting Hillary, the larger the erection grew. I imagined the English road signs being translated into Spanish and it grew yet more. I imagined Israeli politicians deciding American trade, civil rights and defense policies and my cock began to bulge with one of the firmest erections I've ever had.
I closed my eyes, ticked one of the boxes. Opened my eyes. I had voted Hillary. I put my voting ballot in the box and walked out, the tears dripping from my face, the cum down my leg.
Later that night when I saw the result of the election, I immediately came, then started crying. The day after I bought a chastity cage which I wear to this day.
My name is Cletus McBurger . I am American; I am a cuckold.
What do Irish actually think about Brits? Do you hate them (for Northern Ireland and so on)?
>>67163622
I think my dad had one about 20 years ago
This is such a good theme song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXTn2gSG7es
>>67163614
fancy fucking a twink?
>>67163469
not sure what you mean mate
i'm posting mine
>>67163507
this one slipped past me i'll admit
>>67163662
this isn't /eire/ retard
>Usually, the sitting president and their spouse host the incoming First Couple for tea before the ceremony. About six hours later, the new First Family moves in.
howling at the thought of Obama serving tea to the man who started the birther movement
ah yes, the tolerant left
>>67163676
are you 45 years old?
>>67163657
*forces you down and gets my mates to hold you down*
*each of us have turns on your arsehole and every other orifice*
just heard that trump is already decorating the white house he walked the election
>It's an average Joe talks about how racist Brexit is and how it'll damage our economy who has no background in economics whatsoever
For fuck sake, where do we get these people.
>>67163658
howling
hadn't even thought of there being one of these
In this Stanislav Grof book he theorises that LSD can trigger recall of memories from before birth
blacks absolutely love trump. they are going to swing the vote
>>67163612
in my estimation it looks like 20 electoral votes roughly the maximum that should be allowed. just like once a single population its between 20-30 million people it becomes too dominant for its neighbours.
might become a career politician lads
>>67163703
You should send them pic related
>>67163658
Mirth
>>67163749
phwoar.
>>67163703
>please tolerate my bigotry
>>67163732
PA has 20 votes same as IL
>>67163711
one of my greatest fantasies
Only come here for the scotts and the welsh as they are at least funny, brits on the other hand are completely arrogant and obnoxious
>>67163787
you got me. i jumped the gun with illinoise. It should have been replaced with texas
>as shown by the success of projects I have taken part in and my contributions to them
is it contributions 'to' them or 'towards' them?
please respond
>>67163749
get it out
third testicle is tingling>>67163718
ahh yes think i'll try the '10 minute buffer for a 1 minute video' internet tonight
thanks plusnet!
>>67163771
you gonna fuck me hard then?
>>67163606
deluge is one of my favourite words
>>67163842
>>67163842
>>67163842
NEW
>>67163829
post a pic
Normies 4 Hillary
>>67163718
One of those wankers who did drugs and thought he discovered the secrets of the universe/psyche.
>>67163829
you gonna film her and piss in her ribena then
you could sell the nudes if she becomes famous
i'll let you hit me for a fiver
>>67162022
I don't know, man. She's probably the only person from my high school class who actively bothered to unfriend me... And I can't find anything about her anywhere on the internet.
I know that she spent a year in the army after high school, though. But I have no idea what she does now.
Anybody here living in another city for uni? how is it lads?
>>67163828
towards
I'd re-word that sentence though tbqh
>>67163856
minusnet?
>>67163937
good
>his height starts with 5
>>67163675
>>67163937
fuck off student wanker
JAN'D
HE'S HERE
>>67163954
her weight starts with 1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uf9Hh2aWE_I
Proud English patriot who likes boobs, cricket, dogs, football, golf, lager, Liverpool FC & rugby league. Dislikes: Islam, paedophiles
>>67163734
Brendan Gleeson. I'd vote for him when I move to Ireland. Why isn't he in politics?
ah
>>67163662
>What do Irish actually think about Brits? Do you hate them (for Northern Ireland and so on)?
No, I don't hate them for that. I hate stuck-up southerners for the stupid way they speak and for acting like they're better than all the rest of the U.K. put together.
Don't believe that the stereotypes fit the majority, much of any historic anger has gone (apart from a handful of lowlives) since the agreement for peace and folks just go on about their lives.
It's just that some times of the year get a bit sensitive, esp. in Ulster.
>>67163939
how would you reword it?
writing a personal statement, haven't done any sort of writing like this for 2 years
>>67163937
not for uni but I'll be living in another city in 2017
Dublin to be specific
>>67163954
I physically assault any woman that makes fun of me for my hight.
>>67163973
>>67163991
>the mollymeme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7XJIioZEgQ
>>67162022
Studying to become a doctor. Dunno what happened to the other one since she hasn't updated her Facebook except to say things for sending her birthday messages.
>>67164004
not enough money in it i suppose
>>67164009
get grammarly you stupid kid, the education system has clearly FAILED you
Boy oh boy... What a great crowd. Y'know cause we called this thing up like 24 hours ago and right away the numbers are huge. Huge crowds. We always get 'em. That's what the polls don't show, folks. They're rigged, with the media, and the banks, but the movement is here. What a tremendous movement. We're winning in Liverpool...we're winning in London...we're winning everywhere, really. We're the largest party in Europe. We're gonna make this country go forward again folks, and let me tell you, it's gonna be great.
We're gonna renationalise the railways, and believe me, it will be beautiful. We're gonna save the poor, we're gonna save the misfortunate. We're gonna end inequality. This is history, people. We've got huge momentum.
Theresa May...what a nasty woman. She's unfit to lead... She announced that businesses would be named and shamed for employing foreign workers. She wants to bring back grammar schools. She wants to build a wall around Calais. Terrible Theresa, so low energy. The Tories can't win again, folks. They're just like Lyin' Blair. Lock him up! Don't worry, we're gonna win so much. We're gonna win bigly.
And then you see what's going on in Israel and you just see a big fat mess. When Israel settles their people in Palestine, they're not sending their best. They're Zionists. They're war criminals. And some, I assume, are good people. And I have so many Jews tell me that they agree with me, they tell me, "Jeremy, you're right, there is a problem", cause there is a problem, people. The Jews, they love me. I am the LEAST antisemitic person, I have some wonderful Jew friends. But there's a real problem.
>>67163830
get my willy out? you've probably seen it already
>6% of blacks voting for trump
>he isn't studying for Biology, Chemistry, Physics, and Maths A-Levels.
>>67164070
yeh probably you post it a lot lol
>>67163992
>football, Liverpool FC & rugby league.
good man
>>67163963
Why are you such an angry prick all the time?
I'm assuming your the same angry bloke every time
>>67164046
what sort of doctor are you going to be?
want to give it to her, P in V, the whole shebang
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2eLUQXPUAM
>>67164084
>he didn't study Maths, Further Maths, Chemistry and Physics
>>67164108
Proctologist
>>67164088
I'm just very horny all the time haha
>>67164060
Why are there so many birds in Liverpool who love Corbo.
I don't get it whatsoever.
>>67164018
Why? what part are you moving to btw
>>67164076
Blacks are only 13% of our population, a little less than half of the black vote is incredible desu
>>67164098
>>67164098
>>67164098
Could do with a new, got a cracker of a post lined up
>>67164100
why are you such a sensitive soft cunt
>>67164108
paediatric and adolescent gynaecology
>>67164136
i knew it
>>67164108
doctorate in memeology
>>67164128
looks like a pornstar cant mind who
>>67164009
as underlined/demonstrated/illustrated by the various successful projects I contributed towards
>>67164136
I'm ready to help if you need any practice
>>67164060
VERY good post
>both me sisters dating pakis
fucks sake
>>67164108
spin doctor
>>67163698
Ireland is a British Island and they're /brit/ or /éire/ whatever they like.
Sooner we hand shit over the better. They're our lads they always were.
>>67164356
>NOT BEING an event first-aider
fuck is wrong with you, yank
>>67164337
>Ireland is a British Island
>>67164415
Not in a political sense, geographical.
how many white-guilt traitors on this board unironically support globalist, criminal, saudi puppet Shillary?
either you've mastered baiting or you're genuinely cancer personified, I cant tell anymore.