American movies with Eastern Euro sceneries in them

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>TFW EUROTRIP
>TFW HOSTEL
>TFW AVENGERS- HALF THE CARS ARE LADA 120

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>>67161978
We're trying to remind ourselves what the country would look like if the Democrats were in power for 70 years

>>67162032
top kek
feels good to be an irrelevant country next to a movie star Slovakia

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>>67161978
Lol

>>67162046
>Normandie
What the fuck

Moscow is not in Asia.

>>67162058
>We're trying to remind ourselves what the country would look like if the Democrats were in power for 70 years
Isn't that exactly what happened in Detroit?

>>67162196
And Baltimore. And St Louis. Pretty much every shithole city in the US

Democrats are worse for cities than nukes

>>67162032
>Avengers
>they couldn't even decide which Slavic country they wanted the film in so they made up a new one called Sokovia

Don't forget that. It makes your blood boil.

Also Eurotrip should be banned from all stores, and anyone who participated in the making of that film be executed.

>>67162470
SCOTTY DOESN'T KNOW

SCOTTY DOESN'T KNOW

SCOTTY DOESN'T KNOW

SCOTTY DOESN'T KNOW

SO DON'T TELL SCOTTY

>>67162470
>It makes your blood boil
Why, because the original authors didn't want to associate it with one particular country? Why are you always so fucking asshurt

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=maYCStVzjDs

>>67162554
It was obviously Serbia

>>67162671
Moldova ftfy

Lidya moovilemci!
Ne rozmaviay z obkrayovcami. Idzh do shrodka
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUoIX9-rdO0

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>>67161978
>If anything it is we who should be making horror movies about your neighborhoods.

Meh. Already beat you to it. And we use British actors.

>>67162032
kek, I remember those bands of starving children in Slovakia in the hostel movie. The filmmakers said it was supposed to be taken with a pinch of salt, but I dont think the American public took it as such

>>67162927
>implying commies have food
You aren't fooling me

>>67163010
>Fooling burger propaganda product
For what purpose?

>>67163010
Literally nobody starved during commies. Gotta give them credit for that. They also kept gypsies in check. Young families got free flats. We were on right path evolving from communism into some democracy-socialism system but fucking Russia invaded because ''communist ideals are not being upheld''

>>67163089
Banter maybe?

>>67161978
>My country is shit and depressing
>How dare you portray my country as shit and depressing!

Also US murder rates are concentrated in big cities while all of slavland has the potential for danger. You're much more politically unstable and shit.

>>67163118
Just joking family

>>67163142
Hungary isn't shit and depressing though. It's the same climate as Austria, which your movie always depicts as a magical Christmas village.

>>67163142
What the fuck are you talking about? There is no fucking danger unless you are 100% retarded and go to zones that equal to Bronx. And how are we politically unstable? Balkans chimping out doesnt represent whole eastern europe.

>>67163142
this is exactly what the OP talks about - that's the image of EE you get from movies, not reality

>>67163328

More like the 90's when they passed pics of Romania and Bulgaria around and asked for food donations.

>>67163267
I know, but in the US there are only Russians and Poles. Other Slavs don't exist according to American media. OP needs to relax, those movies aren't referring to Hungary.
>>67163299
>>67163328
I'm exaggerating of course. Remember that the atmosphere these movies go for is usually very dark and depressing. It's not characterizing it as "all of EE". That's like Americans getting offended at The Wire like it represents the entirety of the US.

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>>67162554
No, because the 90% of Americans are so dumb, they won't even realize the country Sokovia doesn't exist. So in a few years when we meet American tourists we can expect the question "So where is Sokovia, I heard they made an Avengers movie there"

Oh God, and don't forget Budapest! It's just a matter of time before the inevitable Black Widow and Hawkeye movie set here, they'll turn our beautiful, beautiful capital city into a gigantic, wartorn shithole for the explicit purpose of this

Just kill me now, and spare me the suffering and humiliation

>>67163475
>That's like Americans getting offended at The Wire like it represents the entirety of the US.
Does it not?

The Corner is better btw

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>>67163525

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mYqY5YELd0
>this entire scene
Never fails to make me laugh with the red army choir.

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>>67163525
ree you win this time

>>67163535
Nah, like 2% of Americans live in dangerous parts of inner cities

>>67161978
We already have plenty of movies detailing shitty parts of Americas inner cities yet almost no one goes "gee, I'm so terrified to go to the US" because they aren't autistic and think that media = reality.

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>>67163601
I remember watching the movie laffin pretty hard then this scene came and i got triggered so fucking hard. But i have to agree it is pretty humorous for outsider. I also like how author had to put captions to check out official site of slovakia to see real bratislava- eternal youtube butthurt saw succes

>>67163751
>because they aren't autistic and think that media = reality.
Where do you think you are?

>>67162032
Eurotrip and Hostel were both Czech co-production and we are know banter masters

>implying this isn't accurate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mYqY5YELd0

>>67164020
they were both shot in Czechia AFAIK, so jokes on you

>>67164096
WTF Slovakia??!?

>>67163625
It's all right bro hopefully one day it'll grow into something beautiful :3 However, if you allow me a teensy tiny advice, get rid of that...thing on the left at the end the bridge, what is that even.

I too am triggered by others' cities btw, Prague does it for me. It basically looks like Budapest, except prettier, nicer, and better in every single way. Especially the old town.
Fuck I'm so envious.

>>67161978
>wee

why are you using our words? I thought you hated us.

>>67164208
Yeah I know, the Eurotrip Bratislava is in former Soviet barracks which were considered unhabitable by Czech standards even when they were newly built. Holes in walls wide enough to put your hand through, newspaper taped over windows because now glass, crooked walls, missing stairs in some places and other Russian stuff

>>67161978
For american standards you're cold and depressing as shit

New york city has the same weather as Mediterranean (italy, spain balkans) but they think of it as a frozen hellhole. You're even more north of that. Where americans live is the equivalent to north africa weather wise with 300 days of sunshine except it's not a shithole.

>>67164311
I dont think so, Bratislava is used as money sponge they are fucking it so hard, building shit everywhere its actually getting so ugly except for old town which still has its magic ofc.

Prague old city is straight out of fairytale t bh i would rate it top 5 cities in Europe maybe even world, i like it more than Paris

>>67161978
>Russia is not Eastern Euro, it's Asia.

Russia is the only notable Eastern European country, though. Without it you might as well not exist.

Eastern Europe is scary though.

>>67164563
dumb af

>>67164721
99% of the world population probably can't point out your country on the map.

>>67161978
tbf we have niggers and a very weird criminal subculture. It's completely acceptable to beat the ever-loving fuck out of somebody if they fuck with you. Alot of drastic overreaction.

I was in anger management recently for some stuff I did and, just as an example, there was a guy who did 6 months because somebody threatened his family on facebook. So he called two of his friends, grabbed a baseball bat and drove over to this guy's house party. Walked in the front door and beat him half to death. It was all over in 30 minutes.

It was a motley as fuck crew I'll tell ya that much, kindof interesting looking back on it.

>>67164612
im from eastern europe

there's a comfiness in knowing everyone you will ever interact with and cars that drive past you the person will always be white and just like you. i don't feel the same in western europe where i can come in contact with arabs and other creatures on the street at night.

only russia, ukraine and belarus is scary now. but those are asian.

>>67164786
Yet they use producs that were invented by Slovak daily. People being ignorant doesnt mean shit, 99% of people know nothing about Ancient Greece or Sumerians

>>67164835
in the american mind it is no different from africa

>>67164370
The American English vocabulary I know just wasn't scathing enough, so I had to resort to using a bit of British slang. Everyone knows you guys are exceedingly smug and condescending.
>>67164504
>t. geography expert
Hungary has a much more milder climate than Jew York thanks to the Gulf Stream and the fact that we live in a giant bowl in the Pannonian Basin with prevailing Southern Winds bringing warm mediterranean air to the country regularly, and the Carpathians shielding us from the worst of continental weather.
>>67164523
I guess nuking it now would be too late, huh.. How fare your other cities?

>>67164868
and literally the whole world knows americans are dummies

>>67164311
>>67164523
just fyi, Prague is the 4th most visited place in the world, after Paris, London and New York

>>67162046
>Safer as long as you aren't former Russian clay*

>>67163118
This. I would uironically rather have a "light dictatorship" with free press and a goverment that actually listens to you (to outsiders, this is how it worked in Czechoslovakia during 1967-68 - censorship was cancelled, open debates were on radio and TV, consumer goods production was ramped up, all the while a single party still ruled) with Dubček as the leader rather than this mafia excuse for a democracy we have today.

>>67164909
You're completely correct. It's very easy to be #1 in nearly everything.

C'mon fuccboi you know nothing of our culture even while consuming it on an hourly basis.

>>67164835
>my country has just announced it intends to accept +1% of the entire population via immigration EVERY YEAR
>The fact that having children isn't affordable is not even seen as an issue


I kinda wanna die

>>67164612
It might look grim, but you won't get shot or blown to pieces. It even takes some effort to get robbed or assaulted instead of just winding up in an ethnic ghetto by accident.

>>67164909
the distance of difference in media has nothing to do with understanding but a difference in us and them
these places needs to be protrayed as strange replacing any form of familiarity with the extreme in terms of relation to the viewer

eastern europe is not a projection of reality but a constrution of the not-american post cold-war other

learn to watch media more

>>67164786
99% of the world population probably is still wondering why aren't you part of USA since you're pretty much the same thing.

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>fucking with America

Alright.

>>67165010
>C'mon fuccboi you know nothing of our culture even while consuming it on an hourly basis.
Funny you say that, did you know your money is named after ours?

Eastern Europe isn't dangerous at all.

If someone grabs you from the back and pushes a gun against your head don't worry, some cop probably just wants to extort money from you.

It's all cool.

>>67165171
I don't know anything about you or care to. Piss off.

>>67165151
Sure, same with Poland and Russia

>>67162470
eurotrip is essential slavkino you utter pleb

>>67165207
You were in Moldova or something? Oh and nobody will push a gun against your head, you will bribe the cop yourself and out of your free will.

>>67165221
And this post enlightens perfectly why we all think you are fucking retards

>>67161978
butthurt is strong, kek

>>67164972
delet this

>>67165168
>Americans acting though
>until a bit of wind comes, it huffs and puffs and blows their house away along with aunt Jenny

whew lad

>>67165311
Good. Underestimate. Think with your feelings and not logic.

>>67165088
You're very smart man. you must be a jew

/thread

>>67165207
The biggest difference between Eastern Europe etc and the US is here it is only the ghettos that are unsafe and their countries are one big fucking ghetto.

>>67165348
>Think with your feelings and not logic.
Isn't "don't listen to your brain, listen to your heart" your national slogan though?

>>67165296
It was sarcasm. Noone will point a gun at you unless you're a gypo.

>>67165422
the media portrays only americans and american "feelings" don't try to find reality in those things

>>67165453
Not that I know of. However, even if it was, I would not adhere to it.

>>67165207
I remeber watching news or something a while ago.
They show signs on the Ukrainian side of the border with Poland that said in Ukrainian "Don't try to bribe police, because you'll be arrested on the spot". That kind of shows difference between Eastern countries that are in EU and those that aren't.

>>67165490
I think op already knew that but wanted to start a shitstorm

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>>67165431
this is 70% of eastern europe, its poor but NOT dangerous

>>67165660
kek of course, it is /int/

>>67165687
ok.

>>67165431
only according to your shitty movies. IRL it is much safer here than in your glorious land of the free

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>>67165431
Good, good. There's no need to sending any refugees to enrich Eastern Europe. Yess, it's already shithole, move along and don't come here.

>>67165660
well there are travel documentaries
no one seem to make fun of those

>>67165221
What a perfect burger quote on int.

>>67165687
It's sad that Africa, Asia and Latin America are on average richer than us.

>>67165342
A bit of wind is all you'll feel while walking to the grocery store before an explosion rips apart everybody you've ever loved.

>>67165660
Not really, I just find it vexing how Americans portray Eastern Europe in their movies, when it's much safer here than even in their fucking suburbs.

>>67161978
Look at your picture, it's fucking depressing. There is your answer. It looks like a dystopia.

>>67165758
>>67165866
Tbh you'll be disappointing when you come to eastern europe.

The cities you'll go will look almost the same as in western europe and full of foreigners and tourists so you'll feel safe. And when you venture out to the commie block areas you'll just notice they're quiet, few people trying to get places and like american suburbs but a vertical version.

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>got lost in Prague in some area that looked like OPs pic
>the only person we found was the most bydlo person you could imagine
>he wore Adidas, a plastic bottle of beer, was smoking and squating next tot the street when we found him
>he could only speak Czech and Russian, no English
>tfw he walked us all the way to our hotel even so we could not communicate at all and while we were afraid we would soon lose our kidneys

Fucking good guy in the end.

>americans are currently in an election between Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton
Shouldnt dare to show your face desu

>>67162239
Don't forget NYC didn't turn around until a Republican got in office and started cleaning shit up.

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>>67165927
>explosion rips apart everybody you've ever loved.
And what will explode exactly? Faulty gas pipe?

>>67165775
we have some dangerous ghettos true, but you realize that most people don't live there and never go there and the shit you see on tv is weird for us. i mean the shitty stereotypes on both sides

>>67166013
>safer than our burbs
see, you have no idea what you are talking about so you can't talk.

>>67166055
>The cities you'll go will look almost the same as in western europe and full of foreigners and tourists so you'll feel safe. And when you venture out to the commie block areas you'll just notice they're quiet, few people trying to get places and like american suburbs but a vertical version.
i don't know what country you live in but its wrong

>>67166213
I didn't mean bulgaria no one goes to bulgaria

but warsaw prague and budapest are like that

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>>67165927
You do realize we're part of NATO right?

>>67166024
like your late autumns look any different, pic related.

>>67163299
>Bronx
Bad example NYC is safer than most places. Baltimore is a shit hole though.

>>67166177
I think he means American air to ground missile.

>>67166260
>I didn't mean bulgaria no one goes to bulgaria
wrong again, but i know this is true for your country

a lot of people go to bulgaria during the summer and winter

>>67166177
>terrorism
this is the last thing to be worried about kek, even with all the happenings it is still a very low presentage of death due to terrorism

>>67163535
>Does it not?
No, if you knew people from Baltimore you'd know that it's pretty specific for the city.

>>67166355
Here Bronx is known as place where boss nigga GTA San Andreas tier thugs live

>>67166055
movies only portray the difference to make a point about universality of extremes

one aspects eurobeans are constantly exposed is how americans are dumb, this is not a reflection on the people but the "dumbness" taken to represent the strangeness of americans, same applies for eastern europe to americans, it takes the blocs and violent psychopaths for hire and puts them in a average situation

if americans are dumb then easter euros are rapist psychopaths for hire

>>67165893
That is total bullshit m8.

>>67164383
Interesting. My Slovakian friend actually found it funny that Slovakia was the country picked. I thought the street kids in the movie looked like gypsies. I'm not sure if that was intentional.

>>67165342
kek

>>67166400
That was my point. I think he implied terrorism by saying "explosion rips apart everybody you've ever loved.". It's funny konsidering he wrote that to Hungarian, literally the most anti-imigrant nation in EU.

>>67165168
>That couch and rug
Are you Staten Island Italian, Hispanic or Russian? The're the only groups I can think that would pick those.

>>67166636
o shit, nevermind lad

>>67166421
>dumb
That makes sense as every country should have at least one major negative stereotype about them. For most countries in the world poor is bad enough and you can base all other bad things on that (crime etc) and you don't need anything else. With 1st world countries you need something else. So we are dumb or fat and western europeans are cucks or whatever etc.

>>67166545
Hostel is a movie, but I actually saw a commie on soviet-empire.com who posted a photo from our most notorious gypsy ghetto (it was a perfectly normal commieblock that got ruined by primitive gyppos and the conditions they live in are of their own making, they literally sold radiators from their flats to scrapyards) as "Slovakia 2016" and used that to argue how we were better off under the Soviet occupation.

>>67162032
BRATISLAAAVAA

>>67166797
except not as a representation
dumb americans is a thing
dumb europeans is an example

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>>67166809
This one?

>>67166809
that's why these pics are only good for banter. you can post detroit or whatever, and that's what happens on /int/ all the time yet people fall for it all the time.

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>>67166952
Yes. Pic I added is an UNRENOVATED commieblock built in the same era, not inhabited by gypsies.

>>67166421
I think eastern euros are buttmad because hollywood hasn't caught on to how fast the area developed. It only took 20 years to clean up all these countries. The eurotrip scenes were true during the 90s, russia had cannibalism cases. Then they went separate ways and some developed more than others. I also heard stories about entire parks in ukraine filled with passed out junkies after the crimea annexation and economic downfall. They have no way out. While slovenia, poland, slovakia are thriving and on top of the world now. Us, romania, bulgaria are looking up to them.

>>67167188
Slovakia was never like what Eutrotrip shows outside of gypsy ghettos, not even in the 90s, I lived back then.

>>67167188

First of all what is up with Russians and Cannibalism. Every time something bad happens there they start eating each other

and second of all you are kinda correct see >>67163428

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>>67167132
Well, that's banter. when someone bantz Poland, you can almost always see this pic >>67162656. It's from 2003, you can even see that on the pic. It's from Łódź and they put lots and lots of money into renovation. I belive today it looks more like this pic.

>>67167188
Besides Czechoslovakia was the second most developed COMECON country in 1989. I know people were buying Commodores and Ataris, and even people not lucky enough had some IT education in school. The material standard of living was OK despite shortages, what was bad was the doublethink and falsity the average citizen had to endure to just live a normal life.

>>67167188
but everyone knows that hollywood is hollywood what do you expect. say, if you don't believe that humans can dodge bullets, why don't you get butthurt about it. you just shrug it off. the same with other misrepresentations and stereotypes. it is "entertainment for the masses". no need to feel bad about it.

>>67167188
while it is true
hollywood needs a place to portray the not-american but western other to amplify the distance of difference

i am sure tropical islanders and natives don't like their portrayal either but they are necessary in the place-narrative
why are all-lost-on-an-island on a tropical jungly island and not some barren rock or Falkland/newzealand like pastoral paradise

it is all about psychological propaganda and so forth

>>67167188
>slovenia, poland, slovakia are thriving
>Joined EU in 2004
>romania, bulgaria are looking up to them
>Joined EU in 2007
>Ukraine filled with passed out junkies
>Not in EU

Wonder why is that.
Say what you will, but massive EU investments did help.

>>67166809
>, they literally sold radiators from their flats to scrapyards
kek, happened here too. They even sued the city for not delivering heat to their commieblocks, when they didn't even have the radiators

>>67167662
Imagine if over half of those massive investments weren't stolen by the government or contractors

I wish I could nuke our Parlament with everyone inside and salt the earth afterwards. Even common gypsies have more decency and are less kleptomaniacs than these fuckers

>>67168460
It would be a shame to destroy that gorgeous parliament building though.

>>67168460
>by the government or contractors
It's still huge influx of money coming from abroad. Even if it is stolen it stays inside Hungary.

>>67168568
How can we expect politicians to make decisions for the good of the country and its people and not for themselves when they are surrounded by literal gold, diamonds, rubies and other valuables all day long?

I'd rather nuke it, and ban rich people from governing ever again. Those average and poor people who would get elected, would do so from a common outhouse. They should suffer, immensely, as to prevent them getting too comfy in their positions. Maybe if we were feeling very generous they could move to a warehouse, but there would be no heating or anything like that.

>>67168902

And then they steal more money than the rich ever would've

>>67169169
>ban rich people from governing ever again

Get it? If you're rich you can't govern. If you get rich, you're out. Your spouse is rich? You're still out. You want to govern? You will suffer, and slave away in a cold warehouse, preferably next to a sewage plant with no air fresheners.

Oh and let's not forget to add complete transparency and 24/7, with the public having constant access to the finances of government officials, and the state itself.

>>67169534

>increased pensions get voted in

There you go

>>67169534
>making decisions that determinate fate of the whole nation
>earning less than average worker

Who would even want to rule?

>>67169609
our pensions are already sky high,that won't make a difference.

We could also make officials be able to serve only 2-4 years, then they'd have banned from being an elected official for life.
Fresh blood, more ideas, evolution. Citizens could vote online each week whether they are approving of the government's actions or not, and even veto laws.

I'm positively buzzing with ideas.

>>67169921

Now they'll be even higher because they have nothing to go back to when they leave office

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The rust belt is eastern europe tier, Ohio is basically third world, pic related is the average "middle class" area, the lower class areas are basically bum camps in post apocalypse urban areas overgrown with plants

>>67170212

Kek no that's extreme lower class

>>67169825
I didn't say they'd have to live in complete poverty. I just said they couldn't become politicians if they were rich. Average wealth? fine. poor person? also fine. Rich person? nope.

>Who would even want to rule?
People who actually want to make the country a better place, and not just steal whatever they can lay their hands on.

>>67170014
>implying they can't just learn something else like everybody else does IRL, or find some kind of administrative work elsewhere
please

>>67162046
There's no way that map is true, Belgrade is like the mafia capital of europe.

>>67162046
>Murdertugal

>>67162156
Mudslimes

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>>67161978
>anywhere in Eastern Europe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mYqY5YELd0

>>67165233

We have absolutely nothing to do with Poland except a dozen of similar words in our languages.

>>67166013
I grew up in a burb, last major crime that happened there was some weird cult shooting back in the late 1990's. You want to see some shit you have to get closer to the cities.

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>>67166680
Think.

>>67182048
I hope the ATF doesn't come and shoot your pupper.

>>67181703
this

>>67161978
That image looks comfy as fuck

Dang it feels good, this is what I was deserved from the beginning

>>67164311
That thing is the tower that all the suspension cables holding the bridge up are attached to.

>>67182048
Man, I would love to have a demilled one.

>>67170212
>Ohio is basically third world
No. No amount of you constantly spouting that is going to make it true

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>>67165927