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the lads edition
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https://youtu.be/tjSytz8QBqk?t=2m12s
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This is a really balanced article, lads

https://www.buzzfeed.com/gabrielsanchez/iconic-pictures-from-the-presidential-election?utm_term=.aiMaKkPWy#.fn1nqjy7x
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>>67154798
haha alri dutch pooland
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Is it safe?
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bit fearful of this thread's future considering the temperament of He-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Paid
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>>67154814
really got my noggin going
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alri
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>>67154848
wot
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>Americans unironically use electronic machines to vote

The fuck is wrong with you people?
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alri lads
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Was listening to BBC Three Counties Radio on the way back home and they mentioned how Islamic and West African history are a mandatory part of the National curriculum but World War 1 and 2 are not.

Also hilarious how everyone (including the presenter) were all clearly outraged but still did their best to couch their objections in terms of "I-I know teaching Islamic history is VERY important b-but the two world wars are a-also pretty important".
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>>67154917
don't even need ID in some states
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wonder if theres someone out there janny won't delete
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biggest scandal of all time
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>>67154917
Americans are SO dumb
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>>67154917
the machines

the fucking machines
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>>67154890
poolad*
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fair play to harry that bird off suits is bang tidy
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don't even like choco or tobleron
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>>67154964
it's the sort of thing you'd expect as an April fools
wtf?!
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>>67154950
good thing I went to public school
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Hate the english. Literally only come here for Scottish banter
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>>67154990
she's a fucking nigger

don't need that dirty blood contaminating our pure white royal family
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>BETER DAN
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>remainers think we have ceased to be a part of europe
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>the EU will save the white race
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>>67155021

>greek
>white
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>>67155030
>zie fotos
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OCEAN MAN
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>>67154997
Absolute poofta
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>>67154950
Is this true?
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>>67154997
kek
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would marry rosie in an instant.
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It is of common knowledge and well noted by scholars, theologians and biologists that the virile Celtic gooberius is of more noble stature and build than the majority of the Latin populace, more importantly that of eduardius alverius

Personally I believe he will slay his opponent, the celts especially those descended of the island of Hibernia are most hardy and savage in nature, can we say this much for men of the south? Eloquent in their physical prowess yes, but lacking the Celtic savagery of gooberius

It is also well noted that those virile and dark sons of nubia make for savage and vicious fighters like that of the celts, but perhaps lacking in organisation?

This mosaic of gooberius depicts him adorned in martial dress and paint
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fast going well lads but my feet are cold

the trick is plenty of caffeine and chainsmoking
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>>67155058
no they don't?

it's brexiters who think that
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>>67155030
>>67155074
>tfw still don't understand why this was funny
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>you have nice teeth
What did she mean by this?
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>>67154950
How can you possibly raise good citizens if they don't even know their own country's history?
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>>67154780
hey guys lol
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>>67155108
>not marrying sara

off yourself
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the cute dentist rested her huge breasts on the back of my head the entire time lads

shame next time is the last visit for a while
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>>67155079
Fuck off underage twitch
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>>67155095
no

unless they're talking about slavery?
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>>67155059
The EU isn't the one asking for 3rd world countries

The individual countries do that themselves and would continue to do it if they left

When we leave the eu immigration from Poland will stop but it ain't stopping from India and Africa
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>rid a slag with 3 kids at the weekend
>added me on facebook and keeps messaging e

fuck sake
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>nuclear war tomorrow
>every human is wiped out and the earth is scorched
>if there is intelligent life somewhere in the universe they will never ever know we existed

life really is pointless isn't it? that's why I chose the nihilist life
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Soph Nathan desu
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>>67155021
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>>67154979
got a link to that email?
because i can't seem to find it
>>67155121
see >>67154790
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>>67154950
i'd rather not have kids and let the white race die than have them raised in this environment. Europe is literally doomed. i honestly hope lefties enjoy the mess they've made for themselves.
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>>67155147
That didn't happen though did it pal
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>live close to the US border
>Michigan doesn't require ID to vote
>did a cheeky border cross this morning, voted Trump, then got subway on the way home
tfw to smart for American democracy
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>>67154950
Conflicted on Scottish Independence lads

On one hand I support it for economic, political and cultural reasons.

On the other hand it's nice having England to be our immigration sponge

Literally seen like 5 black guys my whole life up here
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>>67155111
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>>67155111

alri Cú Chulainn, calm down
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>>67155190
happens to me everytime desu suspect my dentist is a pimp on the side
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>>67155126
It's still a suggested optional subject from what they said tbqh.

>>67155095
>>67155162
It's true that they said it on the radio at least.

But they were talking about the Cookie Monster being depicted with a poppy and saying it's disrespectful, but it veered into the alleged fact that WW1 is no longer in the curriculum.
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>>67155191
>yanks don't have vote ID
truly a failed nation
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Double teamed a girl with my mate this weekend.

We havent talked to each other since haha. He probably regrets it, I dont as she was the fittest girl ive ever shagged
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>>67155063
want to make her some half-roach children
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>>67155168
why do people think Hillary will start a nuclear war?

They're not taking all of that sabre rattling as truth are they?
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>>67155167
>rid
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>i'd rather not have kids and let the white race die than have them raised in this environment
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>>67155021
>getting protective of your inbred royal family

kek
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>>67155198
Stop posting this fucking manlet
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oh my days
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>>67155191
You can seriously just walk in and vote? what's stopping me going all over the state in a day and voting multiple times?
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>>67155242
I didn't mention Hillary, I was talking generally
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>>67155191
Never happened
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>>67155229
>mate
You better be an expat boyo
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ikG9fJ2XJQ
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>>67155229
Did you look at each other's dicks? Who was bigger?
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>>67155264
You need to prove you've been living in the state for at least 30 days
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>>67155223
do we? when i vote i just have to say my name and they mark me off the register
unless that counts lol
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>>67155255
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>>67155218
World War 1 is pretty boring though

one guy shot another guy and his wife and then aunhadnuhndaogdonbuin43108asdofetoqgda
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>>67155257
black lasses are insane in bed lads. absolutely fantastic.
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>>67155223
its really stupid
they asked for ID ans I said I don't have one so they just made me sign something (I used a fake name) and printed me a ballot
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>>67155229
did you go double vag lad?
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>>67155183
wont have to worry about it you neckbeard
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>>67155223
It varies by state. In most states you don't need ID but like in Australia you have to give your name and address and they check you off
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>>67155296
that does count, if you're not on the register they wont give you the ballot papers
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>>67155315
wew lad
go for another cheeky vote haha
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>ww1
>boring
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>our girl
In love lads
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>>67155306
post the one where he's in all white and looks really cool :3
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>>67155295
But if I can prove that I could just go to multiple polling stations in the one state? and does this mean illegal immigrants an vote?
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the testicular torsion is getting worse lads

at first it was just a few short spurts of pain every few days but now it's like i've been booted in the nuts constantly, i can ease it into a sort of comfortable feeling if i get into a certain position though

i'm walking with a limp most of the time now though, i just tell people ive hurt my leg but i can't get away with it forever
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>>67155264
You don't have to show ID but you need to list your indetifying info. No one can vote twice and a non citizen can't vote.
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>>67155257

hmm yes
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Only night club managers shop at Armarni Exchange
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>>67155313
>don't know this feel
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>>67155355
name 15 interesting battles that weren't just pointless bloodbaths

>>67155371
go to fucking hospital you fucking melt
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disgusting
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>>67155362
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Uh-oh, running out of breath but I, oh I
I got stamina
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Pretty sure the girl in my group project wants the D
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>>67155021
>pure white royal family

>Thick as fuck
>Balding in their 20s
>Predisposed to haemophilia

Royal Family could do with a bit of outbreeding desu, although preferably just as regular citizens
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>>67155306
shagged him raw outside a pub in dublin
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>>67155366
You have to be registered to vote. Your name would just be marked as already voted.

You cant register without being a US citizen
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>>67154950
Planning to go back to Poland to avoid having to send my kids to a British school tbqh.
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>>67155375
Surely this would be easier if people just showed photo ID?
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>>67155403
I'm not attracted to her but that photo is shopped
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>>67155403
>bigger traps than me.

fuck sake.
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>>67155295
no you don't
not in Michigan, especially not in Detroit area
I even dressed up like I'm poor and shaved my mustache so I look Muslim
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>>67155417
>she talked to me for 10 minutes because she was forced to
>she's gagging for it lads!

pathetic insect
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>>67155399
thought it would go away if i left it
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>>67155406
>average celt
looks like the average scouse
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for one beautiful night i knew what it was to be a grandmother.

subjugated yet honoured.
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roo ree ree
doing a poo
having a pee
ree roo ree
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I didn't believe in God until I saw her
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>>67155313
Black lasses are significantly worse in bed in the US

They only lay there and like it doggy, they think giving head is below them, and they are completely grossed out by cum

Source: Half my high school was black
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>>67155354
it was like like my entire morning to drive, vote, then come back
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>>67155454
shitskin detected
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>when youre holding in a shit cos you dont want to stop doing what youre doing but you hold it in long enough that it settles down and doesnt want to come out anymore

feels a bit wrong
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don't like this replying to more than one post at a time gimmick
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IP3ZkfTmge4

doing a cheeky (canadian) liquid dnb listen
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>>67155458
Bitter virgin
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>do wee
>little bit of blood comes out
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>>67155371
if it was testicular torsion you'd have been in enough pain to require morphine and your balls would have necrosed by now

t. medical student
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>>67155454
You need to be a us citizen to be registered to vote. Keep trying
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>>67155516
t. testicular torsion
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>>67155371
go to a fucking doctor you cretin
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How come even men's magazines hates men?
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>>67155499
no but I have brown eyes and hair so when I have just a chinstrap and an angry face people might think I'm a Muslim
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>>67155516
maybe he's northern and can't tell because he's already hopped up on something
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>>67155454
>Dressed up like im poor

The surrounding detroit areas are more likely much wealthier than where you're from. They are some of the wealthiest suburbs in the world
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>>67155473
same thing you twat
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>no but I have brown eyes and hair so when I have just a chinstrap and an angry face people might think I'm a Muslim
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>>67155487
Sounds like you can't fuck and the fact that you are an American saying lasses makes you a cuck.
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>>67155530
you don't need to show registry in Michigan and they can't stop you from voting if you don't have it
especially in Detroit where all the niggers are.

you sign a form and then you're set.
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>>67155487
the trick is to get alternative hipster black girl. best shag ive ever had and she was funny.
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>>67155578
i know you twat
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got a cold lads

went out running without my gloves and now I'm ill

I'm a bit of a plonker - I'll be the first to say it!!
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>>67155582
FOY

and it has nothing to do with my skills. The girls were very clear about not giving head. Theres a pretty common stereotype about white girls in that they are freaky cause "they actually suck dick and swallow"

Its not as common amongst black girls
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>>67155615
that is NOT how colds work
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>>67155576
what bullshit did i just read
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>>67154917
The machines in my area at least print out a paper copy of the ballot for your approval prior to casting.

>>67154951
Because having it would be so racist and, like, a return to the poll taxes and literacy tests of Jim Crow xD
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>Gina Miller is a London-based investment manager for SCM Private

Ahhhhhh yes, a real person of the people
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>>67155576
that's not the issue
I wanted to not be questioned for my lack of knowledge about how things worked or not having ID
plus the qt running the polling place took sympathy on me
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Lads, should I put money on the yank election?
If so, what site should I use
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Tune

https://youtu.be/okhgMsXkVac
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>>67155502

I really enjoy the pain of constipation, to be honest. Just sitting on a toilet holding in a massive shit for an hour or so.
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quite like riling up the germans lads
we should do it again some time
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>>67155599
You'd need some type of residency proof. Again, you also have to be registered. You're repeatedly wrong.
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>>67155608
There are NOT enough black girls in Ireland
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>>67155371
Sounds like epididymitis to me lad.

Had it before, took like a year for it to go away. Had to buy special boxers and everything.
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>>67155403
Why is John Cena in drag?
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Why do black people insist on acting black and then complain when people treat them like trash for acting like trash?
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>>67155623
yeah it is m8

all that bullshit about contracting colds from people's spit/nasal discharge is government propaganda

remember your mum telling you not to go outside barefoot or you'll catch a cold
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>>67155582
he's right
I dated a black girl and she would just lie there and moan
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>ambiguous voting ID laws
>electronic ballots that are privately owned by individuals with definite agendas

what could possibly go wrong?

feel sorry for normal, honest Americans 2bh.
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>>67155623
i got so fucking pissed off at my flatmate (a fucking PHARMACY student) cos he kept insisting that the flu wasn't a virus and laughing as if it was a ridiculous thing to suggest.
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>ooh Harry dear its such a pleasure to meet your girlfriend finally
>it's a bit bright out I can barely see her, why don't we step into the shade of this tunnel
>that's it, a little closer, a little closer

SCREEE
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>>67155651
oddschecker.com
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>Students are boycotting University Challenge over claims a complaint about "misogynistic and sexist comments" during a recording of the BBC2 quiz show were not taken seriously enough.

ah yes, students
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>>67155194
I'm in England and I only see non-whites if I go to cities and large towns

In my home town its literally 97% White British. There are more South Africans than Muslims here
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https://twitter.com/slagtits/status/79606203411487129
Absolutely HOWLING
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>>67155690
>trash
FOY
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>>67155668
you might also enjoy passive gay sex
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>>67155671
no you do not
t. just did it without any of that.

they ask you for it but not having any won't prevent you from voting
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janny's a right fucking bender. got warned for posting the /brit/ compass thread earlier. """reason""" why it was deleted?

>All political discussion belongs on /pol/

yeah right you fucking mong. it's a meme, not a political rant, grow up you literal child and stop taking yourself so fucking seriously

honestly janny, either shape up or do one.
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I can understand Mexicans and women not liking Trump, but what has Trump said exactly about blacks to cause them to hate him? He hasn't said anything controversial about blacks as far as I can remember. In fact, all I remember him saying about blacks is how the Democrats have failed them and how he wants to get them jobs....oh wait, now I realize lol
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>>67155623
ah yes... pure COINCIDENCE eh

I'd best go and get a vaccine, will you do it Dr. Shekelsberg
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>>67155669
Imagine being Germany and having to push to the Urals to have any realistic chance of subjugating Russia. Absolutely mental.
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I took my time
I hurried up
The choice was mine
I didn't think enough
I'm too depressed
To go on
You'll be sorry when I'm gone
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>Want to check my credit score
>Check agency 1
>340 out of 700
>Check agency 2
>950 out of 999
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>>67155693
aye m8 you walk about tomorrow barefoot see if you dont get a cold u fuckin melt
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>>67155705

love to put a crowbar through that cunts forehead
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>>67155629
Not bullshit at all

In Huntington Woods Michigan, a suburb of detroit, the median household income is $120,000
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>>67155659
WOI OIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
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>>67155792
340 cats out of 700 cats?
950 dogs out of 999 dogs?
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>>67155792
>credit score

Fuck right off, billionaire.
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>>67155809
good boy points
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left her all bloody
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>>67155787
remember the time i spilt the cup of apple juice in the hall, please tell mom this is not her fault.
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>>67155809
Are you my Year 8 Maths teacher?
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>>67155747
>t. just did that

Nice proof mate. totally convinced me. Not like the government website says anything about providing proof of residence or proof of registry
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>>67155809
kek my teacher used to do this yonks ago
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honestly reckon a surprising amount of spics will vote for Trump lmao

he'll still lose though
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>>67155629
It's plausible given that most of the American Upper-Middle Class live in Suburbs while the poor live in the Inner Cities
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toblerone jewing us out of a bit of chocolate due to brexit
toblerone is owned by Mondelēz International
>Full Year and Fourth Quarter GAAP Results
For the full year, net revenues were $29.6 billion

close call lads, they might have gone under
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>>67155832
look up Michigans voter laws
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come, as you are
as you were
as i want you to be
as a friend
as a friend
as i've no memory
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>>67155822
what did she do this time?
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>>67155777
>to the urals
isn't that where everybody is anyway
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>>67155809
I wish I knew it myself. Let me know if you ever find out
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>>67155798
>6000 people

hardly means anything, nobody claimed detroit is void of any wealthy people
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>>67155809
year 8 substitute maths teacher tier bants
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im high off this earth boy
im higher than jesus be
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>>67155856
seen something like 77% of them are voting clinton
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virtual signalling
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>>67155659
>>67155806
I just done 4 shows in a row so my voice is hurting
fans wanna hear woi oi in person
WOIIII OIIII
she wants a man from brum but she'll settle for a boy from burton
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>>67155877
looked at me a weird way
had to put her back to her place
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>>67155759
>finally learning that janny just deletes anything he doesn't like

now you know
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>>67155863

mondelez have been fucking about with Cadburys choc for a few years. Fucking jews of the highest order.
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>>67155902
she must have been up to something
clearly deserved it
>>
>>67155898
LEFTISTS
THE MAIN-STREAM MEDIER
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fwb just text asking if I was staying up to watch the yank election coverage
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>>67155863
>Mondelēz International
>CEO-Irene Rosenfeld
>Rosenfeld
the merchants are at it again
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>>67155884
Except what was my literal point? Are you fucking retarded. I said they have some of the wealthiest and you called it bullshit, it isn't bullshit. Also thats only one, there are 3 more suburbs with a median income of over $100k

Probably more than in the entirety of ireland
>>
>>67155629
don't listen to him
Detroit is legitimately dreary as fuck and my town is significantly more comfy
>>
>>67155963
Flatmates want to all watch it at a bar
pretending im ill so i don't have to listen to their hot takes all night
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>>67155989
at what? trying to make money?

the absolute bastards
>>
>ain't this tha mutha fuckin trufe

https://twitter.com/Goudie15/status/796045894265212928
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>>67155825
>ywn go back to grammar school and rip copies of enema of the state on to minidiscs you bought from woolworths using your PS2 (careful not to let anyone know about the weed you stashed in the expansion bay) to sell to your mates in exchange for them buying you lunch so you could afford three of the reet fookin hench spicy chicken burgers and still be able to save enough money to afford that trip to alton towers just after the summer holidays start with your mates and that one posh bird you DESPERATELY need to smash

I want to go back.
>>
Just voted for the monster raving loony candiate

I mean TRUMP!!!!!
>>
>>67155996
>Dont listen to him
>provides proof
>w-well mine is comfier

Both of you are mentally challenged!!
>>
>>67156014
>enema of the state
hahaha what
>>
felt like leaping on the rails this morning
>>
>>67155996
Detroit =/= Detroit's suburbs
>>
Why the fuck is SkyNews so heavily biased towards Clinton? I thought they were at least somewhat decent...
>>
>>67156048

You thought wrong
>>
THE ESTABLISHMENT THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA
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>>67156041
Why?
>>
>>67156038
best album ever m8
>>
>>67155899
manny on the map and it's not cos of you
I'll put manny where I put birmingham
there's only one Rio that ever put manny on the map and that's not you that's ferdinand
savage Derby do damage manny is the city I manage
WOI OIIIII
and I'm the real daddy of manny so the pussies better call me Sir Alex
>>
>>67155621
You're a pussy. A real man calls the shots. I got head from a mulatto and she loved sucking my dick. Quit your fagsplaining.
>>
wish lefties would stop calling Trump a white supremacist, he's clearly fucking orange you thickos
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what did (((xhey))) mean by this particular action?
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>>67155990
>Except what was my literal point?

that 4 tiny suburbs = the surrounding areas?

laughable
>>
got 10 bathrooms i could shit all day
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REALLY made me think
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>>67156048
>Sky
>Decent

ahaha
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>>67156061
i don't really know
days are getting repetitive and everything looks the same
maybe this could spice up my life
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>>67156048
>sky news
>unbiased
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really REALLY makes you think
>>
what time is the election results likely to be?
>>
>>67156070
Ngl derby definitely rigged the votes in that

Birmingham and Manchester both beat them tbqh
>>
>>67156119
Late evening for us, so probably early morning (1-2 am-ish) for you guys.
>>
only ever seen a madam president in yank films desu
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>>67156090
>you're not allowed to be taking pictures of that goy
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CYN14Ki5o8

how come musicians were allowed to be ugly in the 80s?
>>
>>67156083
Publishers always print both outcomes before the result is out so it's ready to hit the shelves as soon as possible you utter twat
>>
>>67156119
4AM for us, lad.
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>>67156106
You're just in a slump mate, happens to me every now and again. You'll be fine soon. It's probably just the winter weather
>>
Wew. breaking news about Prince Harry assaulting some fucker
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>>67156090
>turns his finger round and looks at it as if there's something wrong with his finger
>>
>>67156004
>In 2010, Rosenfeld earned total compensation of $19.288 million, placing her 48th on the Forbes Executive Pay.

I doubt her pay has gone down much since then. 20 mil a year and still jewing hard, it's not about the money
>>
the Aryan Brotherhood are less biased than sky news
>>
>>67156119
8a your time
>>
>>67155447
Sorry for the late response but not everyone has ID. Especially poor people, so dems argue it's discriminary.
>>
>>67155863
net revenue for which year?
>>
>>67156090
Are yanks to retarded to operate a pen and paper? Serves you cunts right for using electronic machines
>>
>>67156090
aren't you a little brown to be a Trumptrooper?
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>>67156090
it worked george

it worked
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>>67156048

sky is Murdoch owned, shit tier news channel.
>>
>>67156090
maybe he should push the middle of the button

or would that not suit his agenda?
>>
>>67156014
>ywn go back to playing footy with your mates on a freezing friday afternoon in PE and then all go back to your mates house to play video games in year 9
>ywn go back to being invited to normie house parties and beach parties and going solely because you really want to fuck a girl who's going and then not speak to her for the whole night
>ywn go back to spending every thursday night in sixth form getting drunk in the nearest city cos it's "students night" and using your 18 year old mate's id
ROOOO
>>
>>67156087
>4 tiny

Erm no how about the 3 largest?

Birmingham is the 2nd largest detroit suburb and has a median income over $100k

The largest is beverly hills which sits between $90 and $100k

The 3rd largest is Gross Pointe which is beween 90k and 110k

So get absolutely fucked you stupid cunt. You literally just got obliterated in this argument.

Try and move the goal posts again.
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really makes you think
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>>67156195
>not everyone has ID

how?

is the USA literally third world?
>>
>tfw got to be up at 9am
>wanted to shitpost and wind up yanks all night
FUCK
>>
>>67156155
Oh right, didn't know that. Thanks for explaining it to me but no need for the potty mouth young man.
>>
>>67156135
nah I reckon Derby edged them both Tbh

RIO is the only good artist (in this) on Manny's team and Eyez is the only one I rate on Derby
>>
>>67156195
>not everyone has ID
jesus fucking christ
>>
>>67156239
are you 6?
>>
>>67156059
>>67156098
>>67156108
They're literally worse than CNN

It's just 24/7 shilling for Clinton and now they have someone named (((Rosenthal))) talking negatively about Trump
>>
>>67156195
And apparently the lines at the DMV for the Driving Test to get a Driver's license is too long.

>>67156204
>muh saving ink
This is the reason the Founding Fathers established the Electoral College to take voting for the POTUS out of the hands of yanks. Parties ruined it.
>>
>>67156196
2015
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>>67156195
>not everyone has ID
>>
>>67156255
suck my knob you wet tesco bag
>>
Hillary's landslide victory today will be the death knell of the so-called Alt Right

Racism isn't funny lads
>>
>>67156233
>>67156262
i get that britain is literally a surveillance state that's one step away from barcoding its citizens, but the same is true here
>>
>>67156112

excellent post.My third eye became noticeably brighter and larger after viewing tbf.
>>
>>67156280
who are you and what have you done with the regular german that posts here
>>
>>67156305
is caring about your country racist?
>>
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>>67156224
fucking delete you twat
>>
>>67156280
Wew, a non-neoliberal German

weird to see in /brit/
>>
>>67156195
>not everyone has ID

I can understand someone in rural bumblefuck middle-of-nowhere-runtistan not owning a passport, but not owning any form of identification at all? What the fuck?
>>
>>67156180
uh not rly thats just a common gesture to express confusion at something not working
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3V5U1Og0GqQ

choon
>>
We should leave NATO due to it's Russophobic tendencies.
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>death knell
>>
>>67156230
poor little fellas out of his head
wonder if he enjoyed it or thought he'd been poisoned
>>
Reminder that memes will be illegal if Hillary wins
>>
>>67156305
the red tide is coming
>>
>>67156262
>>67156233
>Different cultures do different things, so theres must be shit!!!!!!


Little big brother ish needing to have identification on you just for living somewhere.
>>
>>67156229
>city 650k
>metro 4.3m
>2nd largest suburb is 20k

o i am laffin
>>
>>67156233
>>67156262
>>67156303
People are either too bad as drivers to get a Driver's License (which is really saying something in the States) or don't feel like submitting their information to get a State ID.
>>
>>67156308
Kek
>>
>>67156344
>₽2 have been deposited into your account
>>
>>67156304
Your foul language isn't impressing anyone. It's not big and it's not clever.
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>>67156229
Birmingham mentioned
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>>67156366
what about passports?

do americans not even have passports?
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thoughts?
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here they just send you a ballot in the mail and you bring it in

do NOT know why yanks dont do that
>>
absolutely obliterated this paddy
>>
*breathes into mic*

wrong
>>
>>67156392
they literally don't

something like 95% of americans never leave the US, they think going to other states is like going to another country lel
>>
>>67156329
>>67156337
Sorry but he recently swallowed a red pill thanks to this election cycle
>>
>>67156366
what about passports or donor cards or a fucking photocopied birth certificate, something should be required
>>
>>67156336
tbf i didn't really like the normie shit too much, felt pretty self concious and like i had to make extra effort to be cool
still though, it had it's moments
>>
>>67156277
no i'm a responsible adult :3
>>
how do yanks get a bank account without an ID?
>>
>>67156392
No, given that not many people travel outside of the country and they cost $150 to obtain.

I'd say roughly 90% of the population has a driver's license or State ID, and around 35% have passports.
>>
>>67156392
What if you've no reason to have gone overseas before you mong?
>>
Will the yanks stop shitposting here if Hillary wins?
>>
>>67156411
he won

t. independent judicator
>>
>>67156421
christ almighty

literally third world
>>
>>67156404
here we take a ballot go into a box with a curtain write on it/tick a box then put it in a huge voting box in front of the officials
>>
>>67156090
You now remember why recording/photographing in the booths is a felony
>>
>>67156308
we're one of the only European countries that doesn't have a national ID card. They introduced one in 2005 and something like 800 people actually applied for one so they shut the service in 2008.

Most people use their passport or drivers licence.
>>
>>67156424
sorry, don't believe you

our German (also posts from Denmark a lot) is literally a Jewish British expat who left the UK after Brexit and shills for liberalism, Hillary and the EU unironically
>>
>>67156350
you're getting your period?
>>
>>67156480
this but without the curtain
>>
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>Russophobic
>>
>>67156473
Our country is literally more developed than yours hahahahahahhahahh
>>
>>67156467
they're going to shitpost here no matter the outcome
>>
>>67156421
It's 75%
>>
>>67156512
t. lives in a wooden runtshack in the middle of a desert
>>
>>67156402

reminds me of sim city

fucking mountains
>>
>>67156527
fantastic gimmick, hope to see more of this
>>
>>67156512
>massive political corruption
>MUH COUNTRY IS BETTER THAN YOURS SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED USA USA
>>
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Donald Trump?
more like Donald CHUMP!!
hahahahaha
>>
>>67156535
Your HDI rank is like fucking 12th lad

Ours is number 2 and theirs is 4 or 5 or something>>67156535
>>
>>67156525
hoping they get hit by a tsunami then
>>
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>>67156489
the next time they introduce one it won't be voluntary
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>>67156421
>they think going to other states is like going to another country
>>
>>67156539
lol
>>
>>67156566
EXCELLENT banter
>>
>>67156562
STATS OBJECTIVELY SAY WE ARE MORE DEVELOPED THAN YOU. GREENTEXT ALL YOU WANT
>>
niggers and such
>>
is patent attorney a meme profession or is it actually good?
>>
>>67156493
Oh well then fuck that guy

Tell him to fuck off out of my country
>>
>>67154780
England, Wales, Ireland, Scotland, Canada/NewZealand/Straya/Stateslads.
Slightly outer tier of /brit/
Froglads/Krauts/Dutch because caralad
Honoury lads
Georgia, Chile, Iceland, Finland, Russia, Mexico
How does this look? Miss anyone? I know but fuck Sweden.
>>
the actual fucking state of some people

>>>/r9k/32613237
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>Your HDI rank is like fucking 12th lad

>Ours is number 2 and theirs is 4 or 5 or something
>>
>>67156597
dont mind if i do

>bellmunch
>>
studying the data and coming to an informed decision
>>
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>>67156572
>muh HDI
>>
Identity cards, or even worse relying on identity cards for some other area of life e.g. a driver's licence, cause more problems than they fix because they get relied on too much and create a single point of vulnerability for identity theft.
If we had a massive attempt at voter fraud with huge numbers of duplicate entries in the rolls obviously we'd have to do something different
>>
>>67156615
>>67156615
>>
>>67156562
thats a bit rich considering what bojo just did to you idiots
>>
>>67156605
you, you can stay
>>
>>67156421
That's what happens when you have practically an entire rather isolated continent to yourselves.


>>67156623
The United Absolute States of you rn haha
>>
>>67156623
waste of time
just let facebook political scientists and the media do all of the work
>>
>>67156452
Probably store paper money under the mattress like some kind of fucking caveman to keep it out of the hands of muh ebil big bank gubmint.
>>
>>67156572
HDI goes on meme shit like having a lower birth rate and assumes GDP per capita is all real when in many cases such as ireland its from allowing multinational corporations dodge tax

>>67156586
Poster is fake
>>
>>67156642
Thanks m8 I'll see ya around
>>
>>67156456
>$150 is an insurmountable cost for your average clapistani

LITERALLY can't make it up. Do most people not bother when they find out you can't buy a passport with food stamps?
>>
>>67156606
icelad has been here before me i reckon
>>
>>67156619
>>67156572
>>67156562
>>67156535
HDI is a fair measure

The list even makes sense when you go and travel around each of these countries.

AUS>USA>UK
>>
>>67156619
>>67156626
like it when people have comics saved up like this
>>
>>67156747
He unironically starting posting here the day Iceland beat England in the euros
>>
>>67156726
Americans are wealthier on average than brits. Keep trying
>>
>>67155698
Well that's different then her refusing his advances.
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