You wake up in Moscow, Russia What do?

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>>67153795
SHART

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>>67153795
live out muh cybpunk fantasy

Drink

>>67153795
Open a kebab shop because it's instinctively right thing to do.

Go to the red square

Get drunk on cheap vodka, then go to the Kremlin and demand a meeting with Putin.

I will go to Moscow this weekend. Any suggestions?

note: I'll be with my grill.

>>67154179
are you an Amerishart on vacations?

>>67153795
Take a taxi or a walk to my home

>>67153795

Buy a plane ticket and get back to my native city as fast as it possible.

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Look for and marry a qt russian like Katya

>>67154630
How much time do you have? Do you want to see some nice tourist places or anything more unusual?

>>67154630
don't go to south-eastern part it's literally Poland tier

>>67154935
Чo cкaзaл, eбa?
Бля, ты oхyeл, мнe тaк кaжeтcя

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>>67153795
I will beg a Russian beauty for killing me because it is the happiest time for me as a faggot to die in front of a beautiful woman.

>>67155028
t.Kapotnya

>>67155161
Tы чe, вoлчapa? TEКCTИЛЬЩИКИ ФOPEBA, EПT

>>67153795

I get in a train to St-Petersburg

>>67155228
Aye
>>67155276
overrated

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>>67155344
Eщe и в пocтy 228, нaйc

Looking for local partners who want to hook up by Grindr.

Look for a russki gf

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>>67154368
>tele2

join their military and fight to eradicate the globalist cancer
and also this >>67155500

>>67155547
Russia mobile operator. It's add.

>>67154761

She doesn't look very russian to me.

>>67155664
ad*

>>67154761
She is tatar.

>>67155664
>Tele2 started as a telecommunications company in Sweden in the late 1970s

>>67155664
Их штaб-квapтиpa нaхoдитcя в Cтoтгoльмe, лoл
https://ru.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tele2

>>67155781
Heh, didn't know.

>>67153795
try not to get hit by a super expensive car, driven by 18 yo girl

>>67154761
IF Russian women looked like that.

Protip: they don't.

>>67153795
Nothing

>>67155812
>He didn't know Tele2 isn't Russian
Are too young to remember early 00's when they had the previous attempt to conquer the market?

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>>67155853
Moscow is quite safe for a pedestrian.

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>>67153795
Fuck twinks

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Begin to make Moscow multicultural soon as possible

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>>67157068
>begin
It's been multicultural for years.

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>>67153795
obvious, go into metro in a random hour of morn.

>>67157068
>>67157391
Moscow has always been hated by the rest of russia anyways.

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>>67153795

Get high on krokodil, invade Poland, die of alcohol poisoning.

>>67157464
not a single nigger
wtf i love russia now

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>>67157391
Don't see any Africans, got no love for the brothers Ivan?

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>>67157464
It's not that bad, maybe only on end stations.
But the subway is definitely worth visiting, you can buy a 24hr ticket and ride all day from one place to another, pretty comfy.

>>67153795
Have a holiday there then go home

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>>67157713
>invade Poland
TAKE IT BACK

>>67157752
i wonder why stalin decided to build such a comfy subway

>>67157748
It might be strange, but I see blacks more often in St.Petersburg rather than Moscow. Maybe they can't stand the Moscow winter.

>>67157752
>>67157464
>>67153795
>Moscow

Moscow is shit SHIT

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>>67157840
He also build many nice buildings. Too bad after he died next leaders didn't come up with anything better than grey commieblocks.

>>67157698
Success breads jealousy.
I'm not from Moscow myself, but quite like the city now, it's getting better every year.

>>67158002
why?

buy quality Russian military shit to muggle back to the US. Some Russian MREs too.

>mfw i wake up at 3:00am in Butovo
>i hear drunk people yelling "idi suda na suka na byra bla"
>fugg

>You wake up in Moscow, Russia
>im suceeding in it everyday.
>Red Square on OP's pic
>wow, man, wow
>waste 25 minutes going home on foot

>>67156528
Is Tele2 a common brand in Russia?

>>67159452
Moscow doesn't have such things for a long time already
>>67160095
It just entered our market this year and started pretty well. It is chasing 3 main operators pretty fast.

>wake up
>realise i'm in enemy territory
>rent a cheap car, drive to petersburg, stock up on cheap tobacco and alcohol, take final shit on r*ssian streets so some miserable ryssä can step on it and go home on a train

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>>67158152
even better view

move to st petersburg

>>67158002
t.novozalupkino under river pupkino near mountain zipuny

>>67158930
cuz he can't live in it, kek

>>67160220
Kek, typical Finn on vacation. Don't forget to get drunk before leaving.

>>67161879
Living in big cities like Moscow isn't for everyone. There are quite a lot of people who don't like the way of Moscow life and I understand them.

take a train back to spb as fast as possible

>>67162065
It's relevant for europe, the USA and other 1st world countries. In Russia, if you don't live in Moscow, you live in shit.

go to railway station
mock provincials that come "to conquer the Moscow"
back home

>>67162380
There is a city by the Neva that you seem to forget, that is far superior to Moscow

>64 replies
>nobody wants to wirf die gläser an die wand yet

Thread song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOoiQjyfIno&index=8&list=PLRY9w0kjiIqt9D9odfXOtsy8yJ3y2n5vN

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>>67162803
You haven't lived in it, right? Moscow is more convenient for living, St. Pete is for hipsters. Muh architecture, muh bridges, muh canals, muh culture.

>>67162803
And anyway, even if St.Pete can be considered a good city, there is no decent cities where you can live no "way of Moscow life".

>>67163162
Basically Petersburg has culture and Moscow has some psychopathic rulers

>>67163289
Basically Petersburg has shitty weather, not too good infrastructure and same rulers as Moscow. And there are many cultural things in Moscow too.

>>67163595
>shitty weather
Still better than Moscow

>>67163251
>>67163595
>>67163702
Is it true that Medvedev wanted to make St. Pete the capital again? Would have been the right choice desu

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>>67153795
grab my accordion and head outside

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8zIfaNHiB0

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>>67163889
I don't know, he is a clown. Won't change anything.

>>67158845
how do you bread jealousy

>>67153795
Catch the closest train back to Saint Petersburg.
Aint nobody got time to waste in such shithole like Moscow.

>>67163702
>Moscow mean sunshine hours a year
1,901
>St. Pete mean sunshine hours a year
1,633
Keep telling yourself that.

>>67164241
>implying gloomy weather isn't best weather

>>67164241
Petersburg does get white nights though, which are beautiful

>>67164291
this
sunnyfags get out

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>>67163931
>not playing this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKyKNhIbCvg

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>>67164319
if you can see something through the shitty gray sky.

@67154540
underrated

>>67164241

I bet Mogadishu gets more sunlight hours than Moscow. Is it a better place to live?

>>67164589
Probably, I mean it is russia

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>>67164513
sounds tatar

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhigorPxiOQ

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>>67155070
>literally "i want get killed by highs school girl manga"

>>67164589
Moscow and St. Pete are located pretty closely, whereas Mogadishu is in fucking Africa. So your comparing is irrelevant. At least take a city from the same continent.

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>>67153795
>tfw go to sleep in moscow

>>67164645
t. northern pakistan

>>67164645
Yeah. I think you are gonna like Mogadishu, it probably has the same amount of black people and muslims as you are used to.

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>>67164656
it's cossack though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkX89LWtCPc

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>>67155547
>>67155664
>>67155781