The cringiest anglicisms in your language?

esmuthay

>>67152838
häs(h)täg

>>67152907
haha yeah that's estupid too.
i guess it would sound a bit better in Spain where they can pronounce th.

>>67152838
We don't have any,but some youngers here use a lot of fb English terms which sound bad

They say sharu(sh-ah-roo) to say share,while we have the word shpërndaj

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>>67152997
equally bad in swedish

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>>67152838
^))))))))))))))))))

blog

>>67152838
I fucking hate "smoozie" and people who drink it, fucking hipster thrash.

>>67153600
how much are they in Russia?

I'd buy them here, except they usually cost $5+. I can buy a pound of strawberries for 4, instead of a 1/4lb of strawberries+ice+25 cent banana for $5.

>>67153976
$2-3, I guess.

It's not my language but Korean borrows alot of english words and they use a j sound for z

Pizza is "pija"

kinda cute actually

the word for meme in esperanto is memeo which looks pretty dumb but also it makes it funnier

>>67153976
$5? Do they put bourbon in it?

>>67154676
japs do the same. they have so many of those, i don't think it is a big deal for them at all.

>>67153190

If they pronounced it correctly it might not be so retarded.

>>67152838
>you have no idea how stupid that sounds.

Yeah, I do. Years of listening to ve-hic-le and 'gee mom i ate already' will do that to you.

>>67154676
>Korean borrows alot of english words
>Pizza

"love"
you have know idea how stupid it sounds when someone says "j'suis love de toi"

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>>67152838
>scusi i want a smuzi
that's hilarious

In Hebrew there's "Faysebook". Which is acceptable.
But they turned it into its own verb, becoming "lefassbek" (To-Facebook).

>>67155786
"hambaaga"

"Likea" as in "to like on facebook". It could also almost be some french sounding bullshit for 'the ikea'.

The way normies use "fuck" is really annoying
>hahaha det der er så fakka/fucka/fǿkka

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>>67154676
>pija

>>67158037
i think it is an equivalent of us using random french words everywhere when we want to sound smart. just check ny times, the creme de la creme of our media. they do it with such elan you may think it is their raison d'etre, sans kidding.

>>67158074
what do you guys call a smoothie in italian?

Oh fuck, I think Stockholm idiots used to (or still use) to say "Asså de va ba sååå fetch!" = "Like it was all like sooo fetch!". It's supposed to mean "That's cool" but it comes across like verbal garbage.

>>67158773
Bet you it's gonna get funny when the French start to borrow their own words back.

>>67154676
>pija

Jajaja.

> Ordering a pija with cheese in Korea.

>>67158917
ewwww

>>67158917
치즈 피자

The fuck I'd know how to romanize it tho

>>67158731
Oh god I hate that, absolutely disgusting.

>>67156759
kek

>>67158852
I think the Japanese can do that, i,e borrowing French via English and make it sound japanese.
raison d'etre: rasonu deturu

>>67158852
Sorbonne doesn't like them using Anglo-origin words. Apparently it made up some dumb equivalent of skateboard that no one really uses.

> Go to Korea
> Ordering a big pija

>>67159229
yes it is a "board with wheels"

any english word ending with a consonant "i" added after it.
>connectioni

then also word "rage" has replaced it's finnish counterparts among the youth.

I think germans borrow some technology words and germanize them. Then argue with each other if that should be
gedownloadet
or downgeloadet

>all these countries using facebook
lel

>>67156759
*yeas
*aleady

>>67160426
lmao

>>67159229
Yeah, there are a whole bunch of words created to avoid using english loanwords, like "courrier électronique" for e-mail that barely anyone uses.

>>67158821
Fetch will never be a thing. Stop trying to make it a thing Sweden.

sorry and ok
rarely but its still annoying as fuck 2bh

>autist bumps into me at football game
>sori brat (sorry bro)

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>>67159211
Ra vi e duroru.

>>67160706
That's why it's so fucking retarded.

Probably people saying my nigga. I mean how retarded is that?

del'nul

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>>67159211
>raison d'etre
They have their own word 生き甲斐 for that particular term.

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>>67152997
>its become a normal occurrence in tv-shows that rely on viewer participation through twitter

>And remember to take part in the conversation happening in Twitter, using the häshtäg shittysingingshow2k16

>>67160921
ha, you are right, cool

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ikigai

>>67161091
well, the very concept of the fucking hashtag is cringy by definition, so adapting to different languages just makes it worse.

In Montenegro, and I'm guessing in Serbia, Croatia, Bosnia too, people say šopingujemo as in for going shopping. It's disgusting

>>67158821
Why do swedes curse in English on their songs? I've been listening to some Swedish songs lately and they say "fuck" all the time.

>>67154676
>Korean borrows alot of english words
>Pizza
>>>American """"education""""

I hate how English speakers pronounce the word "school" btw. The word is obviously taken from the German word Schule, it's pronounced almost the same, except they prononuce it "skool" instead of "shoolé"
Can't even speak your own language, retards.

>>67161445
What kind of songs? Nigger tunes (aka rap/hiphop)?
>>67161403
Reminds me of one Swedish band (forgot which, but one that the media had decided that the swedish people loved) who said, while on stage: "Don't forget the three things that makes life worth living! Peace, love, and shopping!" Of course one of the singers was a woman in her 40s, desperately clinging to the vain notion that she is 'hip' and relevant.

>>67160380
Kek. Can confirm, even though we have our own word for it. We also use "chill" in weird ways like "gechillt" or "chillig".

>>67161573
.t Handy

"estalkear" (to stalk)

often used when peeping into an unespecting person's facebook

>>67161639
Your mom gave me a Handy last night.

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>>67161639
This, fucking why Germans

>>67152997
>>67153255
>>67161091

What's wrong?

>>67162020
We dont like ourselves very much, you know.
:'(

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>>67155734

>>67162020
>picture
Wat? A bus carrying bombs?

>>67161611
>makes life worth living
should have said raison d'etre or ikigai

>>67158731
Æ fetta fæn fokka tryna
Something something Northern Norwegian

>>67161573
>the word is obvious taken from the German word Schule
it's not actually m8

it's from the saxon word skola

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>>67152838
>smoozee

why am i laughing so much

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>>67162345
Hang in their

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> leiaute (layout)

>>67162617
which is in turn taken from old norse

literally nothing to do with german

>>67162352
hmm, looks like a pretty fucking good smoozee right there

>>67161611
hes probably mishearing fick

>>67162617
It's from the Slavic "Shkola".

>>67162865
>fick
which is german for fuck.
and fan is swedish for fuck?
what the fan.

People here use the word "stalkear" as in "to stalk" when you go through someone else's Facebook/whatever profile. They pronounce it "estoquear" and many people have confused it with "to stock" (same pronunciation), which is another anglicism we have.

the entire fucking language

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>>67162617
>>67162895

> σχολή (scholē)
> http://www.etymonline.com/index.php?term=school

damn you for making me look it up

>>67152838
kipidup - Keep it up
dongibup - Don't give up

Yucckkkk

>>67163320
oopps, sorry
it's spelt like this

kipidap
dongibap.

brader - brother (lad)
sistah - sister (lass)

>>67160673
"Bolidage" is still my favourite.

>>67152838
Every word ending with -ing. This suffix sounds extremely unnatural in Russian

>>67152907
dont listen to this fag, noone here says this

>>67161573
wer hat dir denn ins Hirn gefickt?

>>67157462
>>67161573

It was just the first one that came to mind to demonstrate the z/j sound, obviously I know pizza in English is a borrowing itself.

For "cheese" Korean says "chiju". There.

>>67159042
"chiju pija" or "cheeju peeja" would probably get an American to say the pronunciation close-ish to accurate.

"Taste"

Mostly used by Montreal's youth, it means "tasty" of course.

"C'est vraiment taste", sounds disgusting imo. We're known for using many anglicisms but this one rubs me the wrong way.

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>>67163452

>>67164240
Or "reach" is another thing I've noticed people from Montreal/the East Coast say.

"Yo let's reach out to (X establishment/area)"

Fuckin' end me

>>67163993
>dir denn ins Hirn gefickt
Ausländer raus bitte

>>67164423
Lol. You've found it. It's a Malaysian meme years back about that Ayahanda aka Malay Don that's I rather say, styuuupid.

>>67165183
Do all your memes look like they're made in MS Paint? Too poor to afford real software?

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>>67164423
More of these:
Donowai = Don't know why
Yukenduit = You can do it
Ainoyuken = I know you can
Jasduit = Just do it
Dudebes = Do the best
Bidebes = Be the best
Yudebes = You ('re) the best
Idunbelibit = I don't believe it
Wadafak = What the fuck
Fakiu = Fuck you

>>67165487
Who is this funny looking military man?

>>67165478
They're actually made in phone-ready app, usually went virals on Twitter, Wechat and Whatsapp. They edit, rescale and resize from another person to another. Hence, that quality.

>>67162895
>>67163245
that's nice but it's actually from old norse like a lot of english

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>>67165646
You are correct. He's indeed a funny looking guy. His name is Ayahanda Rani Kulup. He became a national meme because of his critique on local politics and current issues in which, as you might expected, hilarious.

I cringe hard when I hear "footing"(=jogging) which is a false anglicism.

>>67160673
>courriel
>pourriel
>clavardage

>>67160673

We use courriel informally here.

Clavardage is used as well but almost exclusively formally, on tv.

In Esperanto Google also can be a verb but it looks silly:

gugli

guglu ĝin = Google it

>>67165922
How is life in Malaysia

>>67169764
Increasing taxes, currency down, oil money down, people rallying for another protest to government. Things like that. So far most ISIL members being caught down. Apart from that, I guess it's peaceful overall. Who's leading now, the election, I mean?

>>67171538
It is too early to call but looks like Hillary is close to winning florida which is one of the most important states. Last I saw was Hillary 68 Trump 48

People call Whatsapl messages apps.

ill send you an app.
Hold on ill app you.
Ill app this image.
Have you received my app?
Can you app it?
ok apped

>>67171790
*Whatsapp

asap
pops a vessel every time

>>67171786

Trump is closing on her pretty steadily. Still a lot of votes left to count.

>>67171790
Oh yeah, and nowadays people are turning app into appje (meaning appie)

Ah I received the appie.
Ill send you an appie.
Ive got an appie.

>>67171866
Yea, just noticed that, too.

>>67158773
Smuti I suppose
Or maybe frullato

>>67171790
>a message is an app
that is odd

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>>67172201
strange indeed

>>67158821
Are you fags aware that nobody here uses the word fetch sincerely? Ditto for totes, yolo, and probably every other word you've borrowed from us.

>>67158821
>"Like it was all like sooo fetch!"

???

>>67171786
Trump shall win. Hillary is evil.