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*bbzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*

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/balt/

>>67142889
/sralt/

>>67142889
Desu?

What must I do to become a Slav?

>>67142991
1. sell youre boipucci to putin
2. get filled with so much slav seed it overruns youre dna and turns you slavic
3. master the squat that all slavic children learn at a young age
¿¿¿
profit!

This Belgian kid show from the early 90s has a funny stereotypical poor superstitious slav routine, with a Czech couple with shitty German accents named Ladislas and Dana:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNu-16EECRQ&index=54&list=PLpGSZzRV-A65V0e1YF7MOtUI2QLS9X3S8#t=735.852689

see 1:50 and 5:00

>>67143218
21:20 is also great

"I gave her some money and she told me the truth"

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>>67142833
Укaцiўcя

>>67142878
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XkJ9xtAhfo

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Do Belarusians consider Kosciuszko belarusian?

Soon brother, soon.

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add props please

https://www.youtube.com/shared?ci=4NxaiIdiZCs

>>67143870
He was born within the borders of present-day Belarus, the rest is very controversial

p.s.
https://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E3%83%99%E3%83%A9%E3%83%AB%E3%83%BC%E3%82%B7%E4%BA%BA
https://fi.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valkoven%C3%A4l%C3%A4iset
https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wei%C3%9Frussen
https://be.wikipedia.org/wiki/%D0%91%D0%B5%D0%BB%D0%B0%D1%80%D1%83%D1%81%D1%8B
in these articles he is Belarusian, lol

>>67144101
they also consider him polish thb
https://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E3%83%9D%E3%83%BC%E3%83%A9%E3%83%B3%E3%83%89%E4%BA%BA
just another proof that poles and belarusians are the same nation

>>67144257
OH FUG X----DDD

>>67143895
Čto skoro?

>>67144681
хyй eгo знaeт, нo этo тoчнo cкopo

TOP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1ZYJfm29GQ

>>67144773
paшкe пиздa cкopo?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQ2TmOpD5UM

>>67144681
Slovjanski sòjųz, razumeje sę

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https://youtu.be/4vS2BcpKkpM

BUMP

Čatyrnaccać pryčyn paviarnuć Reč Paspalituju:

1. Asvieta.
Asvieta byla biezkaštoŭnaj, najliepšaj u Jeŭropie. Baćka z radasciu navučyć ciabie trymać kasu i sachu, kab ty uvohulie na pomier z holadu, a taksama za adzin raz vypivać palovu bočki miodu, što nieabchodna, kali štodzień ty možaš apynucca ŭ Paspalitym rušenni.

2. Miedycyna.
Miedycyna ŭ Rečy Paspalitaj taksama byla biezkaštoŭnaj, a zroŭniu pasluh zajzdroscili ŭsie macniejšyja krainy Jeŭropy. Sakret dasiahniennia takich vielizarnych pospiechaŭ prost-treba tradycyjna niekaĺki razoŭ u hod vilami haniać pa vioscy miascovaha cyruĺnika.

3. Biezkaštoŭnaje žyllio.
Da, ziamliu davali nie adrazu. Šliachcičam prychodzilasia kryvioj i potam zarabliać jaje, hadami raspivajučy biru u asadach pad Pskovam ci Derptam. Chrabramu vajaru davali nievialiki majontak, a paslia naradžennia dvuch dziaciej možna bylo atrymać jašče štuk dziesiać, bo ŭ poli pracavać niama kamu, a svajoj šliachieckaj hramataj možna bylo vieĺmi zručna karystacca ŭ prybiralini.

4. Biespracoŭje
A mienavita-jaje adsutnasć. Bo ŭsie biespracoŭnyja ci žyli nie boĺš za miesiac, ci zvalisia šliachtaj.

5. Roŭnasć.
Zrovień žyccia "vierchu" ta "nizu" adroznivaŭsia. Alie daĺnabačnaja zniešniaja palityka Rečy Paspalitaj spryjala vyrašenniu hetych prabliem, bo tatary z maskaliami vieĺmi daskanaĺna zniščali ŭsiech žycharoŭ viosak ta haradoŭ, z jakich bylo niama čaho ŭziać.

6. Adpačynak.
U krainie isnavala svaja, niepaŭtornaja baza adpačynku, dzie možna bylo jak slied tančyć "liavonichu", "mazurku" ci "hapak", potym da advalu napicca elia, a potym choć i na stalie pačać akuĺturvannie krakŭskich dziaŭčat. Heta baza zvalasia "Vialiki siejm Rečy Paspalitaj".

7. Navuka.
Što nie kažy, a navuka ŭ Rečy Paspalitaj byla macniejšaja. Alie astranomy, na žaĺ, vydalisia nie vieĺmi vohniestojkimi.

>>67147365
8. Armija.
Armija ŭ Rečy Paspalitaj byla sapraŭdy macniejšaj ŭ Jeŭropie, a jaje krylatyja husary navodzili žach nie toĺki na maskavitaŭ, alie i na takich vajskovych hihantaŭ jak Vienhryja ta Prussija.
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*chrust buĺbianoha dranika*
Aj mlia! JA padzialinu pajmaŭ!

9. Upeŭnienasć ŭ zaŭtrašnim dnie.
Žychary Rečy Paspalitaj byli absaliutna upeŭnieny, što zaŭtra znoŭ pryjduć tatary/maskavity/niemcy/šviedy/vienhry, ta znoŭ usio zasruć.

10. Hramadskaje vychavannie.
Pieršaj kaštoŭnasciu dlia ŭsiech žycharoŭ krainy byla voĺnasć, a ŭsie astatnija čalaviečyja jakasci-z voĺnasćju prybuduć. Mienavita tamu na kožnym siejmie niezadavolienyja choram cytavali karaliu manaloh z fiĺmu "Kroŭ ta bieton(Blood and Concrete)".

11. Siabroŭstva narodaŭ.
Heta byŭ nie pusty huk. Usie narody byli ŭ vialikaj Respublicy raŭnapraŭny, tamu nikoli pamiž saboj nie kanfliktavali.
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Лэээ, дiiiiдькo, мoe Зaпopiжжe твoй Лiтвa в poт ïбaв, дa? Лээээ, ciдaй нa pyшницю...

12. Kuĺtura.
Kuĺtura zajmala ŭ Rečy Paspalitaj nie apošniaje miesca, pa ŭsioj Poĺščy ta Litvie isnavali teatry, muzyčnyja adukacyjnyja ustanovy, Poĺšča dala svietu šmat vialikich muzykantaŭ, takich jak
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-Лээээ, пiшoв в дyпy зi cвoэï бaлaлaйкoю, гpaй нaм нa бaндypi, Mикoлa! Taнцюэмo, хлoпцi!

13. Tavary u kramach.
Byli najliepšaj jakasci, alie pa ŭsiej Rečy Paspalitaj ni adna krama nie pracavala ŭ subotu. Bo šalom šabbat.

14. Manufaktury ta majsterni.
Pramyslovych pradpryjemstv isnavala ahromnaje mnostva. A liudziej, jakija pavinny tam pracavać-nie.

>>67147231
eй фиpoмляк, eбaх твoйтa мaмa. нe ми пocтвaй мyзикa нa cтapoбългapcки

>>67147726
Francuz sam, jebi mamu svoju.

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>>67142833
>"""""""brotherhood"""""""

>>67147854
мaйкa ти гъpбaвa жaбapcкa

>>67148180
>>67147854
t. čefurja

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5POe8gT6XI

Can I be slavic?

>>67149023
Only if you are not white.

>>67149023
You can be viking whose come to russia

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>>67142833
Will Russia fight when the time comes to cleanse Kosovo from Muslims?

Serbia + Montenegro + Russia VS Muslims + NATO.

Like in good old times: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russo-Turkish_War_(1877%E2%80%9378)

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Can anyone translate this? Trying to order something from a Russian website but Google translate doesn't work on pictures.

>>67145234
keked

>>67147112
He нyжeн

>>67149312
checkout

>>67149453
Oh, sweet. Thanks

>>67149453
гyгл дeтeктeд

>>67149034
>>67149060
I don't want to be norwegian if illary wins
We'll get cucked (even more) by NATO as a buffer between Russia and the US

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>>67149951
Russia is the only Christian country that fights against the Globalists/Jews.

If you are a true Christian, the morally right thing is to live in, and work for Russia.

Has Poland already saved your day today, /slav/?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1uEn7dvne8

>>67149424
A tę nikto ne spraša, je li to trěba ili ne.

>>67150627
NIET

>>67150825
Oн никoмy нe нyжeн, я тo здecь кaким бoкoм? Бpaтyшки cлaвянe тeбe cкaжyт тo жe caмoe.

Vitaly Pavlovich Lagutenko[1] (Bитaлий Пaвлoвич Лaгyтeнкo, 1904, Mogilev – 1969, Moscow) was a Soviet architect and engineer. His studies of low-cost prefabricated concrete construction, supported by Nikita Khrushchev, led to a complete switch of Soviet building practice from masonry to prefab concrete. Lagutenko designed the standardized 5-story apartment houses, known as khrushchyovka, and associated technologies of fast, mass-scale construction.

>tfw xoxols ruined Eastern Europe for everyone for all time

THANKS A LOT, YOU DONBASS-THIEVES!

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choose your(not) destiny /slav/

>>67151953
Keep spreading misinformation.

>Shelomova is actually a Russian surname. It's not from jewish "shalom", but from old Russian "shelom" ( шeлoм = кypгaн )

slavs unite?

>>67153207
that would be too easy

>>67153207
Too much inequality and cultural differences. Any slavic alliance would inevitably turn into a Russian dominion.

>>67153419
Not if you balkanise Russia first

>>67153207
if you promise no ustasha more

>>67153467
if i can 50% ustasa
you can 50% soviet

Hitler was actually a Slav

>>67153461
Never ever, mr EU official. We are already balkanised with our rightful core territories of Funland, Ukraine, Belarus and Kazakhstan running about doing stupid shit.

>Russian
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3K1bv-BK8Sk

>>67153849
kek

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https://www.evensi.it/slav-squat-razpaljotka-companeros-ljubljana/190995559

Na tole se gre fantje!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6AqWDbqp44

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Cia8T3iCwE

Why do slavs squat

>>67155768
>lada
>v državi kjer so nekoč delali Juga in Stojadina

Tole so se zbrali neki Slovenčki, ki bi se radi delali čefurji sam nočejo da bi ljudje slučajno pomislili da res SO čefurji in so zato čist na foro "le slav squat meme xDD dae /leddit/"


K'o što kažemo na /ex-yu/, ubij sebe

>>67157001
чтoбы ты cпpocил

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>>67157001
just

>>67157113
že 1100 folka attenda, tole bo ludo :^)

>>67157001
How often do Austrians do it?

>>67155768
>>67157113
>>67157181
t. čefur

>>67157001
It's an ancient ritual

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>>67157403
this

>>67157425
SQUAT FOR PERUN

https://russian.rt.com/inotv/2016-11-08/Bivshij-gensek-NATO-Kak-bi

Читaйтe кoммeнты, тaм тaкoй пoжap

>>67143218
>>67143399
enjoy your marocans

sup fags

>>67149312
>buying russian cdkeys

>>67157843
sup

>>67157684
Дaжe oткpывaть нe cтaнy

>>67156859
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FCPYu0oDc0

>>67157684
бpaтyшeк oтoбpaли

>>67157935
aхaхaхaхaхa
>eщe oднa
пpoдoлжaeт
>пиздeц

>>67158077
Пoeзд нe тaк-тo пpocтo ocтaнoвить.

>>67157857
Why not? I bought BF3 back in '12 or something and it was worth it.

>>67161244
today everything in Russia costs dirt cheap because of roublu course

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Bamp.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSXsZHNam3Q

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Some real russian music https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5a_e0Vqxz08

>>67164600
I catch myself and people around here doing that in sentences as well (not in a greeting though). I don't know how widespread this is in other parts of the country

>>67165150
I do the same, but that is how our languages (apart from Bulgarian) work bro. Free word order. Of course not every combination is sensible, but this is the advantage of declension many people do not even realize and think it is "complicated". Nah, it frees our languages from ossified word order.

>>67165247
It's not really something you can do in standard Slovene. Well I guess youcan but it won't be correct.

>>67165247
>apart from Bulgarian
Actually Bulgarian has mostly free word order as well

Dialect time
Standard Slovak:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8Sk5DAj_eg

East Slovak (yes, I know it is technically Pannonian Rusyn, unlike Carpathian Rusyn which is an East Slavic language this one is actually an Eastern dialect of Slovak https://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:v8dYj41cdFgJ:https://dennikn.sk/blog/ina-slovencina/+&cd=1&hl=sk&ct=clnk&gl=sk , and it is very hard to find a video of someone speaking it from Slovakia due to dialect leveling, standard Slovak spoken with a heavy Eastern accent is not East Slovak, and yes, Pannonian Rusyn is written with cyrilic, but here is a webpage in the exactly same dialect written by a Slovak in Slovakia http://ilonas.net/valal/ ):
https://www.youtube.com/user/RTVRusini

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>>67165630
I guess I'll post this again

>>67165630
Btw to explain the Pannonian Rusyn = East Slovak thing.

1. Back in the 18th century, Greek Catholic Slovaks had a "if you are of this religion, you are Rusyn" national awakening.
2. Part of them migrated to Vojvodina
3. They codied their dialect there, unlike in Slovakia where Slovak was codified in the Central Slovak dialect, theirs was based on the Eastern one and called Pannonian Rusyn.

So basically, a part of East Slovaks preserved their unique dialect far from Slovakia, under a different national identity. Btw the magazine I got this from is actually rather liberal, so it is not some nationalistic bullshit, the fact is, when these people visited Czechoslovakia in the 1960s and went to some Eastern villages, they discovered they speak EXACTLY the same thing and have the same culture and traditions.

>>67165792
I see, but how would you compare the sound of both? The written form is more intelligible than the spoken one, the spoken one is as intelligible as Polish or Ukrainian to me (so I understand a lot, but it is not quite effortless and I miss a lot too).

>>67166007
>both
I suppose you mean the Slovak examples you posted. I can't find any recording of East Slovak on that website so it's a bit hard to compare it.

>>67165792
Btw, my friend from far East of Slovakia speaks quite "normal" Slovak (through this is probably because I am not an Easterner and wants me to understand him), but even so, he stresses the penultimate syllable.

>>67166207
We stress syllables all over, we don't have them set in stone like you do

>>67165247
>but this is the advantage of declension many people do not even realize
Kek. I'd say the opposite: people tend to overestimate the importance of noun declension in Slavic languages. There's a ton of words where the nominative and accusative forms don't differ from each other but we have no problems with it.

>>67166187
https://www.youtube.com/user/RTVRusini

Here, I linked it. (And I explained how this dialect got the non-Slovak name and cyrilic writing)

>>67166269
Stupid me, I skipped the youtube link. Honestly, I can't tell the difference

>>67166246
You are right, but I was talking more about people who say "Why don't Slavs use Esperanto like ooga booga analytic grammar? Just make everything of short words that don't change, like Chinese!"

>>67166373
Wow. Not even the words that clearly invoke Ukrainian? Like pershy instead of prvý?

>>67166431
I don't think I've ever heard a Ukrainian recording (other than a commie song someone posted on here a few days ago that sounded Russian to me) and I have no experience with neither Slovak nor Ukrainian so there is nowhere I can reference when comparing standard and East Slovak, honestly

>>67166373
Ok try:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilHqM2w3DQs&t=239s

vs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7BdPYcwAGo

>>67149218
what about bosniaks?

>>67166677
The only thing I'm getting from the videos is that standard Slovak sounds a bit more slurred than East Slovak. Other than that, sounds like the same thing to me

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I got to focus to understand the second video.

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>>67166378
>Just make everything of short words that don't change, like Chinese!
What about long words that doesn't change like in the Kyahta pidgin?

>>67166856
I understood more of the second video because of the terms related to farming, but only individual words

>>67166810
>>67166959
>>67166810
To compare written:
East SK: Delegacija Vichodoslovenskoho združeňa VALAL śe śtretla v Braťislave s vedzeňom Domu Slovákov žijúcich v zahraničí na rokovaňu o problematikoj Zákona o zahraničných Slovákoch a joho uzavretosci voči druhim našim krajanom, v peršim radze gu vojvodinskim Rusnakom.

SK: elegácia Východoslovenského združenia VALAL sa stretla v Bratislave s vedením Domu Slovákov žijúcich v zahraničí na rokovaní o problematike Zákona o zahraničných Slovákoch a jeho uzavretosti voči našim iným krajanom, v prvom rade k vojvodinským Rusínom.

Adding also Czech for comparision although that is not a dialect:
Delegace východoslovenského sdružení váleli se setkala v Bratislavě s vedením Domu Slováků žijících v zahraničí na jednání o problematice Zákona o zahraničních Slovácích a jeho uzavřenosti vůči našim jiným krajanům, v první řadě k vojvodinským Rusínům.

>>67167238
Fuck, I cut off the beginning of the sentence:

SK: Delegácia Východoslovenského združenia VALAL sa stretla v Bratislave s vedením Domu Slovákov žijúcich v zahraničí na rokovaní o problematike Zákona o zahraničných Slovákoch a jeho uzavretosti voči našim iným krajanom, v prvom rade k vojvodinským Rusínom.

Also correcting Czech, wanted to save time by google translating and correcting, fucked up:

Delegace východoslovenského sdružení VALAL se setkala v Bratislavě s vedením Domu Slováků žijících v zahraničí na jednání o problematice Zákona o zahraničních Slovácích a jeho uzavřenosti vůči našim jiným krajanům, v první řadě k vojvodinským Rusínům.

Do (z)slovenians discriminate yugoslavian minority (aka cefuri) in daily life?

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>>67167238
>>67167301
Reads like three different dialects desu

>>67167381
I don't think we can talk about discrimination because it's almost a segregated existence. Thank God I do not have to look at them on a daily basis.

>>67167473
> it's almost a segregated existence

Why? are they all that bad or it's just a lack of language?

>>67167521
Most don't speak Slovene so there's that, a lot are indeed not someone you would want to associate with and they are foreigners in general. They often live in their own parts. I guess the unluckiest people are the ones who live in the same neighbourhoods as them and attend technical school because most yugos are dumb and lazy. I was in a gymnasium (grammar school) and the only non-Slovenes there were from wealthier families. I suppose it's a bit like the blacks in USA, except yugos are not as violent.

>>67167473
>Reads like three different dialects desu

From a scientific perspective, they are. But Czechs have a separate national identity and literary history so it is a language, and I think it is good, because it prevents one or other variety from being considered "village babble". Consider that in China, the goverment considers forms of speech more different than Slovak and Bulgarian to be mere inferior dialects of "Chinese". A great article on this: http://languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu/nll/?p=6654

We are kinda "retarded in the opposite direction", as in China, person from one side of the town to the other speaks a dialect more different than Prague Czech vs East Slovak and I am talking even within Mandarin, let alone other "dialects".

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I love Russia with all my heart but you never notice us any more. I want us to be your greatest South American ally.

A-are you sick of us Russia, I'll do anything you want just please come back to us...

>>67168660
Go to /rus/

Slavs = slaves

>>67168914
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yicTUvDVTHA

>>67169279
I don't understand your slave speech you mongol spawn, I'm Jewish.

>>67167473
Also compare:
Common Czech (=Bohemian): Srdce mi bušilo v krku a cejtil jsem, že tohle může bejt rozhodující moment v mým životě.

Standard Czech: Srdce mi bušilo v krku a cítil jsem, že tohle může být rozhodující moment v mém životě.

Slovak: Srdce mi búšilo v krku a cítil som, že toto môže byť rozhodujúci moment v mojom živote.

One Common Czech property this sample does not display is the prothetic v in front of many words, like in Upper Sorbian: vokno instead of okno, otevři-votevři.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53grkVSRYJ0

пaлю гoднoтy

>>67167473
Btw one thing that is kinda my pet peevee is:
"Slovak and Czech are not really intelligible, because some mom from Prague told me her toddler son does not understand some Slovak words". It even got into Wikipedia, recently, the page on Czech was edited from "is mutually intelligible" to "is ALMOST mutually intelligible". The problem is, if you apply such a high standard of intelligibility, no languages are mutually intelligible. I find it kinda creepy that the Scandinavian languages are often touted as totally mutually intelligible yet they have to slow down or even switch to English often, I was born in 1993, so no Czechoslovakia, I speak to people born after that year from Czechia all the time and I never had problems, I do not adjust my speech in any way. My friend speaks Slovak to her Czech friend's 4 year old son and he also had no problem. A toddler can hardly properly know his mother tongue let alone the full lexicon of a very close language. I edited the page and provided references (actual intelligibility tests provide results in the 95 percent range which is consistent with my personal experience).

There is also the claim that the languages are "diverging", well, the last major changes to either were in the 19th century. Rastislav here understands Czech with some effort, he speaks a 300 year old dialect, I do understand it effortlessly, I speak modern Slovak. If anything, there has been convergence, not divergence, and fall of communism also meant fall of prescriptivism and a greater allowance for Czechisms in media speech.

Because someone's toddler does not understand our word for camel, which is a Hungarian loan anyways, does not imply "divergence". Exposure effects are not divergence, let that kid play with a Slovak kid for an hour and he will understand that

Oh, and also, the most popular channel on "Czech youtube" is actually a Slovak youtuber whose main audience is preteen minecraft players and whose videos have 3/4 of comments in Czech

>>67167473
And what I think is even dumber is that these people will argue for Scots being a mere "mutually intelligible dialect" of English while denying CZ/SK mutual intelligibiity:

Scots: Aw human sowels is born free and equal in dignity and richts. They are tochered wi mense and conscience and shuld guide theirsels ane til ither in a speirit o britherheid.

English:
All human beings are born free and equal in dignity and rights. They are endowed with reason and conscience and should act towards one another in a spirit of brotherhood.

The same people also like to quote alarmist newspaper articles. Well, one old Czech article about youth slang says that the Czech of youth is incomprehensible to Czech of the older people, so apparenrtly, Czech is actually two completely different languages that are mutually not intelligible called "Youth Czech" and "Good Old Czech": http://zpravy.idnes.cz/cestina-se-zmenila-stari-mladym-nerozumeji-fkl-/domaci.aspx?c=A050508_204033_domaci_bih

I think if actual objective testing was conducted, the English of Geordies vs English of London would probably be a lot less intelligible than Czech or Slovak.