I will travel to poo land next month, what should i expect?

Get your inoculations before you go

>>67138640
He is from central america, he should be fine as he is

>>67138603
Standards of living vastly superior to those you're used to

Short, smelly brown people

Basically just Guatemala with spicier food

>>67138676
Oi fuck you, we might be leading the continent in child malnutrition but at least we don't shit in the streets

>>67138603
post skin and I'll tell you if you even look like a gaijin in india.

DESIGNATED

>>67138603
Well, a lot of poo...poo in every sauce, aspect and place you'll visit...staying at home in Quetzaltenango would have been a better choice, imho

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>>67141805
Can you read this?

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>>67141952
no.
not a language I have ever seen.

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>>67138603
Here is a picture of the Bhutan / India border. One side is India and the other side is Bhutan - can you figure which is which?

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>>67141985
>WHICH IS WHICH?

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>>67141978

>>67142092
honestly, those are just random marks.

These streets of India look like post-apocalyptic scenarios.

Do not misunderstand me because India is growing very economically and in the future will greatly improve the quality of life. Nothing against the Indians.

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>>67141805
People are always calling me pajeet on here
(Me on the left)

>>67138603
As you go out of the airport, you will see people pooing beside the road.

>>67142214
There are pros and cons for looking like a pajeet

pros.
* you won't be peddled by hawkers.
* you can get away doing anything that a local does (provided you don't open your mouth)

cons
* you won't get grills.
* you won't get special VIP treatment (a reason for gaijins to visit India)

>>67142324
So, how do I meet a nice girl?

>>67142368
HOW TO GET AN INDIAN GRILL 101

1. be white

la fin.

>>67142406
Good for me

>>67142324
Are indians really racist?
Do they card you for booze and cigs?
Whats the legal age to buy cigarettes?

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>nobody posted this video yet

OP you MUST see this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPne-q4ynts

Expect to get diarrhea, thats unavoidable. Expect your lungs to get clogged from extreme pollution. Expect dirty subhumans surrounding you wherever you go, either begging or trying to sell u something.

>>67142720
Holy shit my dude why do people go here?

Don't drink water that doesn't come from a sealed bottle

>>67142822
You're the one who wants to go there anon. So why are you going?

>>67142726
>Expect your lungs to get clogged from extreme pollution.
>China

>>67143390
My parents wanted an "exotic" holiday, i didn't have a say in the matter

>>67143703
he's right though. Getting stuck in a traffic jam in an open vehicle is an all out assault on your health. Physical and mental. The constant honking alone is enough to drive you mad.

The video above gives a nice impression. It is also why I chose to travel India by night train, though that opens up a whole other level of fun. Clapping transvestites waking you up, trains running four hours late, overflown toilets, cockroaches, salesmen constantly parading up and down the carriages while shouting, and great smells all around. Though that was only one in 6 train rides, the rest were OK.

The hassle you get as a white person is also extremely tiring. Imagine the whip salesmen from the video, every day you go out on the street, multiple times. You get really good at saying no, and completely ignoring people becomes a necessity.

Would you believe it, I still had a great time in India and my trip there is one of my most cherished memories. The country is like a living meme that keeps on giving.

>>67138603
Poo in loo

>>67142720
I would like to visit India, it should be interesting.

>>67144238
you'll be fine. We purposely show ourselves 100X worse to British to avoid being colonized again
Also there is an india pro American on trv.he'll answer all your questions

>>67144558
Many thanks pajeet

>>67142726
said china

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>>67142726
>dirty subhumans surrounding you wherever you go, either begging or trying to sell u something.

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>>67144238
Why not convince them to visit Bhutan instead?

>like 80% of the country is virgin forest
>mountainous, beautiful, clean
>it's right next door to india

>>67144930
Expensive as fuck and very restrictive as to where you can go.

>>67144558

When I went to india all the people in the shops and hotels acted like I was royalty because I was white

>>67144930
>>67144958

Or get the best of both worlds and visit Sikkim, right in between Bhutan and Nepal, but still in India. Beautiful place.

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>>67144958
>expensive
I've never been there so I wouldn't know. But it's a poor central Asian country, surely it can't be THAT expensive.
>very restrictive as to where you can go
Debatable. Recently more of their country had opened up for sightseeing. You know it's a GOOD place because they go to great lengths to protect those natural and cultural treasures they have. I highly admire that.

Also allow me to shill for Bhutan a bit more with a few more pictures

>>67144930
Well for that i could just stay home

>>67142720
is it really so fucked up? Its like free for all with no rules

>>67145184
Its not THAT expensive but 250 USD per day per person is still a fucking lot especially compared to India.

I don't know about recent changes in its tourism policies so maybe it's less restrictive now.

>>67145119
Might be biased but pretty great place desu

>>67144978
My cousin that went to India had really long hair so every Indian called him Jesus Christ

>>67145184
If you are not Indian you have to pay lot of money every day to stay

>>67138603
you should use a protection mask

Can somebody tell me how safe is India for women? Pretty sure i can knock out one pajeet but if 20 of them comes its GG

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>>67145215
Fine. Go to India and shit your innards out completely for all I care, I just wanted to give you good advice.

Although...

Is exotic really a requirement of this trip? I mean, you're from Central America, you could just go skiing in Austria and it'd constitute as exotic, no? Or visit Antarctica. You want something wildly different than what you're used to, no?

>>67145327
The guy just went through India and recorded everything he saw. That's the raw, unedited, real India without the PR and bullshit.

>>67145119
Sikkim is a place where nature dominates overly. Only places worth visiting are Gangtok and that pass in the northern sikkim.
>>67144978
Yeah we try to be nice so you don't get angry and end up invading us again

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>>67142406
Hold on a second, Gurpreet. Do you mean that is enough for a hot indian girl, or just the many hairy ones that smell like poo?

>>67142720
Best India video

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>>67143703
>>67144677

>>67146443
>we

>>67148342
It's still No 2

>>67148060
>or just the many hairy ones that smell like poo?
Obviously for them.

>>67142406
>>67142324
Hello Davido-kun my friend.

>>67144914
R A R E
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>>67144238
why don't you try Dubai.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8klEt3cfYn8

>>67145768
Not very

>>67145768
>how safe is India for women
>? Pretty sure i can knock out one pajeet
Dumb whore. You will never be as strong as a man.

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>>67148342
>greenpeace says

>>67145768
if you trust no one, you'll be fine