>tfw you will never have a quebecoise gf JUST

how do i become quebecwa?

Trust me, they're whores, the lot of them.

>>67136450
Why do you think never?

Just go to Quebec and get one. Why is it so unreasonable?

>>67136450
I appreciate the file name

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>>67136489

Because I have been living here all my life :^)

>>67136450
vancouver trap.

but don't think the rest 3 are cuties. if they are 18, they are cuties.

>>67136609
>Because I have been living here all my life :^)

Then why never?

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>>67136653

No idea what you said my Korean friend but I am sure there was wisdom there.

>>67136709

Cause I can't flirt in person.

>>67136450
>filename

kek lad

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>>67136722
>Cause I can't flirt in person.

>>67136794

Nah it's more like

"I really want to tell her she's pretty"

and then the words are at the edge of my lips and never can come out. And then she's gone. I am sure I could do it if I was more eloquent, never had problems getting girls interested through text (how I lost my virginity) and I am not photogenic at all. But I don't wanna to Tinder man.

>>67136833
just be yourself bro

>>67136884
why do /r9k/fags always say this?

No one says be yourself, be better than your current self

>>67136884

But that's what I'm doing bruh, myself doesn't work, I gotta improve on the "cant get words out" part of my self.

Maybe I should ask my female friends to wingman me.

>>67136914
>I gotta improve on the "cant get words out" part of my self.

So why don't you just do it? You seem to know what to do, what's stopping you from trying different things to get exposure and used to it?

Je veux une femme québécois, mais mon français est mauvais. Malgré tout peuvent les personnes à quebec paler un peu de anglais??

Do they get as angry as the French when you try to talk to them in English??

>>67136942

Not in Montreal they won't. They probably have better English than you actually.

>>67136941

Easier said than done really.

>>67136962
>Easier said than done really.

I don't understand. You clearly know what the problem is, and what you need to do to fix it. What's stopping you?

>>67136987

I can do it if we talked through text first. Or if the first time is by video calling.

But in the flesh, I freeze. I don't really know what to do about it really.

>>67137100
Okay in that case I guess you're right. You will never have a Quebecois gf

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>>67136962
Merci pour l'aide

>>67136450
Post more Quebec qt's

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>>67137260

OF course my Mongolian friend

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>>67137361

>>67137311
>>67137330
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>>67137376
That's it, I'm learning French and moving to Quebec one way or the other

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>>67137392

Welcome anytime, Quebec girls are fun

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>>67137460

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contributing

>>67137460
Does Quebec need dentists? I mean Canadian immigration laws are fucking tough

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>>67136450
>mfw I'm moving to Montréal in January
Get ready to get FRENCHED

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>>67137509

Not sure if we NEED dentists but I'm pretty sure that's a guaranteed visa anyway. Job offers are easy to look up anyway.

>>67137585

http://quebec.huffingtonpost.ca/pierre-chaigneau/peu-de-couples-franco-quebecois_b_2727311.html

Read this bruh, good luck.

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>>67137587
no love for quebec metis qts anon?

>>67137662

None of them on normiebook.

>>67136480
>you will never fuck a quebecoise whore
JUST

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>>67137742

I am gay desu

get me like one of these bitches online app. Kik, insta. something.

I've dated quebecoise, wouldn't recommend it

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>>67137685
shame

>>67137613
>>67137613
An extremely interesting read, thank you anon. Don'the worry I'll try to get ready.
However the part about Québécoises not understanding sarcasm and being easily offended is going to be problematic, making fun of others is 99% of my sense of humour.
From what I gather anyway, you might speak the same language, you're extremely similar to Americans in that matter.

>>67137881

Sarcasm works once they are acquainted.

I use sarcasm and banter my female friends all the time, and they as well.

it must be fascinating to visit quebec as a frenchman, literally your only good colony

>implying I can get with Quebec girls when they have *that* accent

>>67137920
That's good to know then, thanks.

>>67137948
I'm looking forward to it.

>>67137953
Don't say that anon.

>>67137398
>>67137587
fugg

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>tfw you will never have a qt gf

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>>67138791
>never ever

>>67136450
Why would you want a generic whore

>>67136450
left one is a qt

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>>67136450

>>67140870
From left to right:
3 8 8 2

But they're all dumb sluts so I wouldn't put my penor anywhere near any of them

>>67140870
permavirgin spotted

the left one looks retarded too

I need moar! Quebecois girls are the best girls

They look like a bunch of anglos rape babies imo

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>>67136450

>>67145843
that look uncomfortable

why the french in quebec is so fucking horrible?

>>67146788
Anglo corruption

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>>67147270
never saw that coming

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Contributan'

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>All these white """Canadians"""
If they're not asian, they ain't no leaf

>>67136450
>>67136609
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>>67137311
>>67137330
>>67137347
>>67137361
>>67137376
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>>67137460
>>67137473
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>>67137587
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>>67148828
so ugly

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>>67149054
Let me guess, pic related is your definition of beautiful

>>67146788

https://youtu.be/-j4g2q7rkmI

It grows on you.

Sadly the best videos abour our accent are in French so hard to share (like that Solange one).

>>67149054
This.

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>>67149054

There Achmed, there are girls for your tastes too.

>>67149054
>Sweden
>Yes

>>67149330
Doesnt know he like guys

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>>67150700

Quebec has the best females

>>67150767

Glorious mix of slavic, nordic and germanic genes poured in a pool of celtic/med genes

GOAT as fuck

>>67136480
Even better. Inverse slutfication is my fetish

>>67150367
>>67150533
>>67150700
>>67150749
so ugly

>>67136450
why wouldn't i?

>>67151201

Because I greentexted it, so now it's fact.

>>67136450
They look mentally retarded.
Then again, they are Canadians, so it's pretty fitting.

>>67151598

>Girls having fun
>Hurr they look retarded

Typical german

>>67151640
t. mentally retarded canadian """girl"""

>>67151640

No, the fact that they look retarded is separate from the appearance that they may be having fun.

Quebecois girls are honestly pretty unattractive and annoying.

>>67136450
why only one of them is truly pure canadian?

>>67151981

Because Canadians and Québecoise have different genes.

>>67136450
You literally live in the same country you stupid cuntfuck

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>>67136833
Lul

>>67136901
It has an element of truth in it

>>67153412

tbqh going to Quebec is pretty much like going to any other cunt with visa-free access.

>looks different
>Language's different
>food is different
>culture is different

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>not a single Genie post

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>white women

no thank you

>>67136450
isn't it more a case of
>tfw you will never have a gf
let's be honest

>>67155883
so ugly

>>67156410

What do euros even like?

>>67162248

You post her all the time, who is she even?

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worst feel

>csq pas de blonde anonette

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>>67165642

>vouloir une blonde anonette

Fait pas cette erreur, les contraires s'attirent et c'est trop vrai. Tu as plus de chance de tomber en amour avec une turbonormie libérale vegan qu'avec un anonette.

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>>67162864
Are you memeing or do you really not see the file name?

>>67167637

I do but who is she? Some IG slut?

French girls disgust me. Discount wannabe French ones are repulsive

>>67167891

Proves you know fuck all about how we are here.

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>>67167766
Seems to be a model/youtuber. Her sister is a qt too.

>>67136450
I see 3 French Canadians

>>67171617
and 1 anglo? ;^)

>>67149236
tbf, after spending so much time with the quebecois, I'd rather a qt fertility goddess than a bitchy frog hick

>>67173944
There's like a 99% chance her vagina is mutilated.

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>>67136833
>never had problems getting girls interested through text
>>67137100

tell me how please. or tell me how can acquire that skillset

i almost only ever communicate via text on 4chan and i worry i come across as too formal or serious. i try to pepper in 'lmao' and 'senpai'. normies seem to dig that.

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>>67174174
>i try to pepper in 'lmao' and 'senpai'. normies seem to dig that.

>>67174174

I dunno how I do it really.

And don't do that "lmao" shit.

Use emojis, thinking face, laughing, monkey hiding his face. Etc. girls love emojis.

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>>67136450

>>67136450
arrête tu attires les immigrants

>>67136450
Do I want one? What advantage does one of them have over other GFs?

>>67179383

They're fun as fuck, can take the banter and dish it as well, usually like video games, can handle a drink, are liberal without buying into the meme SJW bullshit (Basically they'll be pro gay marriage but think cultural appropriation is retarded, etc), they're qt, short, enjoy good food and eating out, low maintenance financially.

>>67179811
C'est quoi ton but?

>>67179952

Memes. Nos filles sont xenophobes, c'est même pas risqué.

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>>67177579
>Use emojis, thinking face, laughing, monkey hiding his face. Etc. girls love emojis.
that sounds fucking stupid m8. ill try it but that sounds like that tryhard normie shit i always see on facebook. is that what im going for?

>>67174265
i know how it sounds. like i said they seem to prefer that over me just using straight text

>>67186927

Don't over do it, but you can get away with more things if you use emojis smartly.

Like if you say lewd shit it's not usually taken well, if you say lewd shit with a monkey hiding his face emoji though? Oh shit now that's cute and shiet. You can move on to the "lewd smile" emoji (fuck dunno how to describe it once you get more confident.

>>67150749
post more quebecuties

how is this thread still up

>>67136450
OSTI DE CHALICE DE TABARNAAAK

>>67188153
>chalice
fuck off

>>67187234

You explained that well. Thanks i think i understand now.

Can i ask you something unrelated? How will you feel about the incoming non stop "im le moving to canada" posting?

>>67189599

The posting itself might be annoying, but we won't see it on 4chan and I don't use twitter much. My FB friends already live here so..

As for actual immigration, 1% of them is gonna go through with it. And that 1% will need to satisfy our immigration requirements, be it having an admission letter from a school, or a job. So I'm not worried one bit.

>>67189906

aight cheers m8

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>>67190584

No problem lad.

>>67187434

I pretty much posted all I had I'm afraid.