/brit/

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will unironically get a Kek statue if Trump wins

this janny is going absolutely mad with power

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Someone's cranky

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Thailad?

What the fuck even is a numale?

>>67135456
male feminist

>>67135456
if you have to ask you probably are one

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>>67135456
>What the fuck even is a numale?

the janny hahaha

>>67135456
glasses
beard
lefitst
feminist
needs both hands to hold a up of coffee
usually works in STEM

wuu2 x

>>67135456
majority of canadians are numales desu

thinking of doing a wank to gay porn just for laughs

>>67135516
how dear you

>>>/tv/76101056

>>67135529
the fuck

are you trying to pretend to me?

>>67135545
yes

didn't know thainonce was bent haha

>>67135456
sjw

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>>67135456
a 'modern male' that refuses to adhere to '"""traditional"""" masculinity
is a sensitive toothpick, a feminist, ultra-passive, terrified of rocking the boat, heavily materialist and narcissistic i.e. 'Feminine', uses a macbook and works as a "code artisan" webdev using ruby on rails in the local starbucks

>thailads met his other personality

oh shit

lmfao desu

>>67135553
nothing weird about having a peek

>>67135568
bit of a chip on your shoulder there lmao

>>67135516
>>67135529
>I can be your angle or your devil

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I want a wife and kids so badly I lurk mothers forums

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>>67135587
>angle

>>67135595
>the city of you

>>67135595
having kids is a meme, an old one at that

applied for the job at the tailors lads

>>67135595
lmfao what

Is he ok?

*sleeps while polling is underway*

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>>67135456
>t.

Answer now Englis peeple

>>67135638
>>67135638

>>67135638

Yanks, Do we have a rough time the results are announced?

>>67135479
please post this video

nevermind, i just googled it instead

>>67135657
roughly some time on tuesday

>>67135595
got any good ones you could share?

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>>67135657
7pm Eastern Time

VERY early results are coming in from New Hampshire and they are all coming up Trump

its going to be a landslide

>>67135691
neat

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>>67135689
this is my favorite nu-meme

>>67135642
what's the election timetable for us? want to follow it but can't be fucked staying up all night.

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thailad's gone mad

THAILAD!!!

take your meds

contemplating murder atm

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ah yes the Korean beauts

>>67135689
what is poleaboos skull even shape like

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>>67135713
>>67135721
Some proxylad it's not the first time, won't be the last

doing some caustic farts

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Do other countries eat this too?

>>67135735
t. schizo

Not really enjoying the fact that someone is impersonating me right now.

>>67135737
yes

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>>67135733

>#BREAKING Hillary Clinton wins the midnight vote in Dixville Notch, N.H., beating Donald Trump 4 votes to 2

its over for Drumpf

>>67135691
link?

I think Hillary will win.

Or it'll be like 2000 and Hillary will win.

>>67135743
It's quite flattering desu

>>67135689
why is rose authoritarian lol

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>>67135735
he was here last night but don't worry i can tell when it's not you

>>67135745
Don't care

>>67135712
it would be at 11AM Aussie time so just perfect for lunch

it only sucks for Euros

>>67135765
le communist must love le stalin

>>67135689
Lisicki: authoritarian left
Thailad: authoritarian right
Kev: libertarian right
Tim: radical centrist

>>67135761
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-elections/presidential-election-night-timings-results-recount-new-president-hillary-clinton-donald-trump-a7389921.html

Anyone here used one of those services that give you fake job references to help you get a job?

the reason i ask is because i'm thinking of doing that to get a night auditor job

might not because it's like $100-200

>>67135768
vigilant kotyank is vigilant

>>67135765
she's a commie who regularly makes gulag jokes

>>67135772
>waking up before 12
ah yes hmmmmm

>>67135689
>>67135782
Beto the Mexican communist should be top left

>>67135796
just give a mates number...

>>67135796
you can get fake job references for free if you know what you're doing

>>67135790
dont see anything there suggesting anything to that effect

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>>67135751
Why did Jimmy Neutron's dad become a meme lately?

I mean he was a pretty funny character in an otherwise mediocre show I guess.

>>67135820
oh I thought you wanted times

>>>/pol/catalog

>>67135489
>usually works in STEM

Lel no, STEM lads are almost always autistically right wing

A numale usually works in "journalism", or is a humanities student

>>67135819

i have no idea what i'm doing

>>67135810

i have absolutely zero mates

been a friendless shut-in neet for like the past 2 years haha

and they'd probably fuck it up anyway

also these so-called "fake references" supposedly have a fake website and the businesses are actually "real" as in the businesses exist but they don't actually do anything, so i guess you'd call that a shell company?

>>67135855
yeah you would need a mate

i used to say i worked for a small business or start up and then just put my friend's number down, we even made up an entire business

we gave each other a few great reviews and got jobs out of it haha

>employers

cant tell if pol is ironic again lads

she ignored my message

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Have started saying desu instead of "to be honest" in real life

The state of me

Just ignored a lad's message I've been catfishing

>>67135890
Same la

Probably a lesbo desu i was suspicious after she said she's never had a bf.

>>67135904
>catfishing
why

>>67135896
I've done it too unironically

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btfo

>>67135921
I've put my willy in this girl though

>>67135896
The filters were a mistake

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Really want to take a vacation to Australia, carrying around a plastic knife and asking people "You call that a knoife?"

night lads

we're making history tomorrow

https://m.reddit.com/r/hillaryclinton/comments/5bq722/lets_fucking_go_the_true_silent_majority_will/

>>67135961
i kissed mine twice

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>Lefties Wednesday morning

dear santa claus, go fuck yourself

>>67135957
>A half Brit could be president
wtf I love Trump now

>>67135978
Inshallah

>>67135989
>scots
>brits

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>>67135979
a lot of the posters in that thread aren't even american

>>67136007
c-close enough

>>67135979
wew

The statesment could be right though. Latino Americans, together with "white" Americans and undocumented illegal immigrants is probably the majority demographic in the USA these days. Trump will lose in a landslide because Mexico already won

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>mfw American becomes great again

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Off to bed then

>>67135989
There've been a lot of ethnically British presidents.. Most of them, in fact.

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>>67135961

>>67135957
kek

>>67135957
how will drumpf ever recover?

I don't give a shit about Trump, but I really don't want Hillary to be elected tbqh

>>67136039
Has to have been a while since there one with a British parent though.

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>I don't give a shit about Trump, but I really don't want Hillary to be elected tbqh

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>>67135999
Hmmm

>>67136068
Woodrow Wilson was the last with a British parent

I saw a mudcrab the other day. Horrible creatures.

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>>67136103
>dixville notch

also,

>CNN

>>67136119
ah yes, Clinton News Network, am I right?

>>67136103
Great how lady gaga dressed up as a nazi.

CNN = CLINTON CRIME NETWORK

going to be absolutely HOWLING at /pol/ tomorrow lads

>>67136119
Trump is losing mate, come to terms with it now it'll be easier in the longrun

>Hillary gets 269 votes
>Trump gets 263 votes
>McMullin gets 6 votes
>Nobody gets 270
>Electoral College decides to make McMullin president

my dream scenario, because of how much of a shitstorm it would be

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>>67136145

got any good Jared Taylor vids lads?

>>67136133
yes, CNN, the news outlet that's openly stated they shill for hillary

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>>67136111
cool

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>>67136157
>not wanting /are gary/

put dad in his place over politics

ever challenges me again I'll siphon all his money from him

>>67135397
You're /brit/s janny. biphasic or riot.
saying wew a lot. WEW

>>67136145
I want Trump to win, not because of any kind of solidarity with /pol/ but because the meltdown on twitter and reddit will be so fucking funny to watch. Plus I won't be able to bear the sanctimoniousness of places like The Guardian declaring "Love has won" if Hillary wins.

I'll still be baiting and shitposting hard on /pol/, but my heart won't be in it desu.

controlling the game like sepp blatter

>>67136157
You mean the House of Representatives, but in any case that would be funny.

>>67136209
yeah the girls is vile

a girl on my newsfeed liked one of their posts and I tasted vomit running up my throat

>>67136224
fuck off to reddit then

having some clean water

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jw2ly1jjv3k

I like this

>>67136039
no brit founding fathers oh okay. No Irish founding fathers? Oh shit..

>>67136224
I'm the same, hate trump but sort of want him to win for the same reasons and curious as to how much he can get away with, I'm sure he'll just crash and burn.

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>>67136254
drink up

>>67136251
as is yeah the boys.

fucking pathetic

>>67136267
>how much he can get away with

fortunately the US government is designed in such a way that anything trump wants to do will get denied

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>>67136251
bit pathetic that it invokes that response in you
it's just really uninspired humour

need me a chubby ass hair gf though

>>67136039
Ron Reagan is Tipperary
Best lad ever.

Think I'll have a salad for breakfast

>>67136267
>how much he can get away with
Not really much thanks to Congress. The Founding Fathers were wise in that way.

>>67136293
*pushes her off the cliff*
*the impact creates a gravimetrical disturbance in the space-time continuum*
*a quantum singularity swallows the earth*

>>67136254
soft or hard?

>>67136287
that's what I mean, i'm curious as to the limits of the system. If obama couldn't get away with a lot of his fairly reasonable ideas like closing guantanamo I imagine trump won't have a chance.

>>67136279
it got really old really quick

it's honestly just r/4chan tier le aussie shitpost but for runts in high school

>typing up a reply
>notice I'm replying to an Irish

Haha, close one lads

>>67136311
Why not get rid of the president then if they're so useless

>>67136327
I highly suspect that Trump will get his ideas denied a lot and will just throw a temper tantrum and resign.

so we'll have Pence as the PM instead

>>67136320
*everything is still"
*suddenly hair follicles protrude from the chasm*

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Http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/polar-vortex-what-is-coldest-winter-uk-weather-cold-snap-why-arctic-met-office-a7402611.html

>>67136279
this

YTB is fucking grim

how to make a succesfull meme page:

vague and easily identifiable cultural cues accessible for large demographics + nostalgic and echoed culture + silly swearing and authority

*tags all the mates*

>>67136330
Why do they even post?

Would have thought they'd have got the message by now.

>>67136350
>PM

>>67136378
whoops

pretend I said President

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>>67136364
>Http

@67136253
I will when you fuck off back to /eire/

morning lads

/pol/ will actually be pretty boring if Trump loses

just repetitive over-the-top shitposting

the real gem will be in the Alex Jones, PJW and Stefan Molyneux videos reacting to it and going into megarage on camera

>>67136337
needs a figurehead for the goys to focus on

>>67136409
MANESTREEM

>>67136330
Irish are your betters now chap. Look at what England is now, then visit there.
We fucked ourselves hard
no going sending them back now

>>67136328
>>67136365
all the lads think its the bees knees and its irritating.

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Night lads.

Tomorrow's gonna be fun.

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>the republic of direland

>>67136407
morning lad. chilly out

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>>67136279
>>67136328
It's godly solely for the asspain it induces
newsfeed has been blowing up over the event someone made

>>67136386
no, not letting you get away with this one, i'll smear a black mark across your name that you'll never be able to live down

>>67136327
Anything Trump wants that Congress doesn't will be voted down. Anything that Congress wants that Trump doesn't will be vetoed, although depending on how much Congress wants it they'll override the veto. Eventually a compromise will be struck. In any case things will go on as they always have.

>>67136337
There still has to be someone to check Congress and appoint officers, as well as serve as Head of State.

>>67136350
>just throw a temper tantrum and resign.
As unstatesmanlike as it is, I wouldn't put it past Trump.

>>67136409
THE MEDIER

>>67136407
Morning

>>67136433
english weather

>>67136434
Why are boys so nasty to girls n think they're pure legends for it hahaha jokes on u when ur wanking into a crusty sock mate

>>67136350
That would be a bit grim

>>67136423
>hah bro he said two hole again XXD

tbf at least its popularity shows that numale runts haven't infested this part of the world yet

>>67136434
>sexist culture

cringe whenever i read this. major red flag that the person saying it is completely gone mentally

>>67136409
They won't. None of them really give a shit, it's just moneymaking for them, they're not emotionally invested at all.

Alex Jones prefers it when the NWO wins, it gives him more to talk about.

>>67136442
this is before you're lunch break isn't it

that clean water i had had a weird aftertaste and i'm starting to feel a bit light-headed

>>67136423
Ngl think it's alright when your expectations are set to facebook normie levels.
Mainly memespouters who ruin it.

>>67136350
good

Pence is a great politican

Trump is good PR and may have business sway little else

>>67136474
After, it's almost 2pm

had a dream that I took my lunch break really late (like 3:30) and then I went to subway, just as a got there a HORDE of school kids showed up so I went fuck it and then headed to a fancy supermarket, couldn't find any 'meals' and overheard someone saying that I reminded them of an elven guy. Then I gave up and went back to work.

what does it mean

>>67136498
so why are you always vacant at 7:40 to 8:00 hmmm

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>>67136490

>>67136442
I'm watching that Swede show 30 degrees in Feburary
Are you that pimp, ThaiBrit?
Hope not. I wanna end that faggot.

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>>67136493
Pence is a replicant from the far future

>>67136511
I am actually at work, I have a few hour gaps when I need to get something done

When did calling girls two holes become a thing?

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there's 1500 volunteers driving over 40k Amish to the polls in PA

it's going to be a beautiful day

>>67136545
foy

PLEASE does anyone have that picture of the door opening into a party full of girls?

https://twitter.com/bosnianglilly/status/795717282840317952

Reckon the commie gf has autism

Or a stroke

>>67136533
I have no idea what you're talking about

going to work

bye

>>67136544
bloody wage slaves what are they like haha

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>>67136548
Trump is going to sweep
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUZ3tijNe3A

>>67136566
have a nice day

OH MY DARLING OH MY DARLING

OH MY DAR-LING CLEMENTINE

Ah yes
le orange TV star or le criminal woman
le cool black man
le dumb Texan
le perverted stoner
le smart Texan
le religious movie star
le farmer
le fat man
le crook

this yeah the boys stuff is embarrassing

thought aussies had good banter?

Had a dream last night where all those women who've accused Trump of groping them were standing outside this door sort of lined up.

Apparently it was a bathroom and he was hiding inside. One of them shouted "he's been in there seven hours" and another said "nah it's been more like eight"

He finally came out and sort of went "oh.. didn't realise you guys were here". dream ended there.

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>>67136573
>>67136548
its over

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>>67136555
What the fuck kind of face is she trying to pull?

Looks like shes in physical pain

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>>67136608
>tfw Trump wins and the Dollar crashes

>highs of 5ºC

Every day at work for lunch I walk about outside to avoid my coworkers. Might need to just sit in the toilet all lunch today.

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>>67136603
stop

no


it's just normies appeal to community

stop looking at it

>>67136560
It's a popular Swede show, now Brit and States known.
Most white cunts in Thailand are Swedes relocating. Can't blame them blanda upp and that.
But it's an interesting show.

>>67136608
Remember this happening before Brexit kek

They don't know shit, they're just hedging.

>>67136608
Just like Brexit innit. Wait until after the election for the economy to crash.

>>67136626
>>67136643
>>67136646
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tm5Je73bYOY

Oy vey, looks like we've got the JIDF in these threads

sitting around a table outside with the boys sinking tinnies right now and if you aren't doing the same you're a fuckin' piss weak cunt fuck off

>>67136634
I had a Swedish guy ask me for money last month :/

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>>67136659

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>>67136664
all my friends liked that and spoke about it

one literally said "hahaha fuck thats us"

not to mention the other lads started drinking XXXX after Euphoric Queensland memes advertised it into existence

>>67136573
>if i type it enough on the internet it'll come true
don't know why you bother

Think of the POTUS as an elected monarch rather than a PM, tbqh.

Ngl if I was an American independent voter I'd go to the ballot box and I'd have two thoughts

>She's awful but I guess she's the overall sensible option here, at least things won't really change much *votes Hillary*
>He's awful but fuck it, let's have some banter, I want to see the establishment cry *votes Trump*

reckon the probability of me choosing either option is around 50/50 as well

"Bro I fucked this absolute 10 on the weekend"
"Oath cunt who was she?"
"Oh just this chick from down the coast she doesn't have facebook but

>>67136714
>completely ignoring their plans and stances

typical

>>67136667
Laugh in his face. He's a Swede. Jesus.

>>67136714
>I want to see the establishment cry

by voting for a billionaire...whos main advisors... include a goldman sachs executive... and the deputy head of citizens united...wow...

>>67136714
i did hillary because of what you said

>X store does it cheaper
THEN GO SHOP THERE

>Order more X next time
I'M A FUCKING CASHIER

>I want to refund this clearly broken/used item
FUCK OFF

>I'll only be five minutes
WE CLOSED 20 MINUTES AGO

>I just need one item
WHY DO YOU HAVE A FUCKING TROLLEY THEN?

>This place is expensive
THEN YOU'RE TOO POOR TO SHOP HERE, FUCK OFF

>You have to sell it to me for the listed price
NO I FUCKING DON'T

>Can you get someone else on the other till
NO, UNLESS YOU WANT TO START WORKING HERE THEN WE DON'T HAVE ENOUGH STAFF

>Can you hurry this queue up there's a line
OH I'M GLAD YOU FUCKING POINTED THAT OUT TO ME, WHY DON'T YOU BLAME THE BITCH AT THE FRONT WITH 100+ ITEMS, 20 MONEY OFF VOUCHERS AND IS PAYING IN LOOSE CHANGE

I'm going to kill myself

>>67136713
it is though
the Speaker of the House is your PM
or possibly Vice President I'm not sure exactly

>>67136754
Clinton's have amassed a huge fortune from political favours you trashman

Off to bed lads
See you in the 12pm maths lecture

>>67136761
>being a cashier
sucks bru
I work retail but in the warehouse/back so I never deal with this shit.

>>67136761
reddity post

>>67136766
That gets blurry since the Senate and House of Representatives are equal (as opposed to one being clearly dominant like in a parliamentary system), but given that the House is our closest equivalent to the House of Commons I'd actually say that Kevin McCarthy, the House Majority Leader, is the closest we have to a PM.

fyi euphoric queensland memes is the best fb memes page

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having a midnight snack

buffalo chicken wing pizza with ranch sauce

>>67136793
what is the VP then?

Paul Ryan is like the PM of america desu

>>67136795
it's grim lad

i'm half-certain it's run by XXXX, or atleast cops sweet promotional money

>>67136795
no cunt the epic department is

>>67136811
no he's more like the boris johnson

>>67136809
The Vice President is ex officio the President of the Senate (as one of the checks the Executive Branch has on Congress), although in practice the role of actually presiding the Senate has been delegated to the President pro tempore, the most senior Senator of the majority party.

>>67136761
>I'm going to kill myself
No pride in your cunt for good or bad times
fucks wrong with u?
fake straya

>>67136821
nah pretty sure it's run by the guys, or at least by some affiliated with the guys from the shirt brand who is always in their posts

>>67136831
no that's John Kerry

Old mate of mine that I havent talked to in a while just posted a pic from a hillary rally saying "Im with her"

Going to bin him. Not even a trump fan, but don't think I respect anyone going to a hillary rally and uploading that shit to social media

>>67136811
He's the Speaker of the House, while the Majority Leader of the House (who is closest to the PM IMO) is currently the otherwise-unknown Kevin McCarhy

Paul Ryan is essentially leader of the opposition isn't he

he's Are Jez

>>67136871
I thought no one went to Hillary rallies

>>67136887
he won't be leader of anything soon

>>67136887
That would be the House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi. In any case the categories get slightly blurred since the Senate is equal to the House unlike in a Westminster System, but these aren't necessarily bad equivalents.

>ryan
>mccarthy

le hibernian conspiracy xDDDD

>>67136905
What about harry Reid
What does he do

>>67136885
what does majority leader do then?
also just because he leads the house doens't make him equivalent to the PM in his duties

alo I've read online that the Speaker of the House is the closest to the PM

Morning lads

https://twitter.com/designtrendint/status/795852007445774336/photo/1

made me thingk

>>67136761
this is so accurate desu.


t. bunnings worker

Hillary Clinton gets booed off the stage by Latinos. "You're not welcome here!" in Los Angeles California.

https://twitter.com/regated/status/795723198860001281

>>67136908
Quit hating yourself.
You are one of us. Always were.

>>67136934
Senate Minority Leader, so pretty much equivalent to Pelosi, although I'd say Pelosi would be slightly more equivalent to the Leader of the Opposition of Westminster Systems since the House of Representatives is the lower house like the House of Commons, while the Senate is akin (albeit far more powerful) to the House of Lords.

>>67136761
>>67136959
>dumb cunt walks up past the queue with puppy dog eyes, literally in the middle of scanning items for a customer
>I just want this one little thing please scan it pleeeaaasssseeee

what the fuck is wrong with these "people"

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>>67136947
Really
?

Coz I've just read online that the leader of the house is the closest equivalent. Hmmm, odd.

Clinton will win Florida but Trump will turn Michigan and Ohio red.

>>67136959
do you do the sausage sizzles?

>>67136947
He leads the party caucus in the House of Representatives, which I guess would make him more equivalent to your whips, although we also have whips.

I'd say you're probably right that the Speaker of the House (who is distinctly partisan rather than your Speakers of the House, if I'm not mistaken) has the legislative duties of your PMs, while the President has the executive duties. That being said, House Majority Leader is the closes to your PM in the way he is selected.

>>67136996
worse when these morons ignore the 6 open self-checks to go to the busiest queue

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>>67137003
>Clinton will win Florida
highly unlikely

>>67137026
She's shitting on dump in the early voting there

>>67136908
Actually you own the American senate. Ireland heritage owns a heap of states.
Montana is outstanding.

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>>67137002
well he is the 3rd most senior after the Pres and VP, and his powers and appointment are similar to that of a PM
he's not really similar to the Speaker of the House in Parliament

>>67137026
High Latino turnout m8

>>67137037
doesn't matter. republicans always show up bigly on election day

>>67137038
have distant relatives in montana desu

>>67137041
every single one of those is true

>>67137041
yass queen

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>>67137041
I agree
the winds are blowing

I don't miss the dating scene during my college days at all. I remember one night I showed up with one of my college buddies for a blind date. We were all going to the movies, and our two dates came out to join us near the car. My friend (5'11" or 6') received an enormous hug and smile from his date and my date (same height as me) just stood there with this incredibly pissed off look. :-( We all started to get in the car and my date changed her mind suddenly and went back inside. It was a humiliating experience. She didn't even want a free movie pass if it meant being seen with a guy her height. I'm amazed that it still bothers me when thinking about it years later...

>>67136761

WAAAAAAAAAAAH I HAVE A JOB......WAAAAAAAAAH!!

t. entitled millennial

>>67137044
aren't cubans more republican?

>>67137050
Republicans always poll ahead in the early voting in Florida
This election is the only time they've polled behind their
It's going to be a landslide for Hill, Reagan 84 style

>>67137041
even if Trump loses, around half the country are still going to end up voting for him

calling half the country bad people shows how detached from reality these people are

>>67136996
nah, try working at a bar at a stadium during the cricket

>hot as fuck
>busy beyond even the worst christmas retail shit
>police will restrict amount of beer per person based upon how drunk the crowd seems to be

so

>lads decide to make a like 60 ft snake out of beer cups
>police immediately restrict amount of beer per person to 2
>people in line for 40 minutes to get 4 each told they can only get 2
>either get drowned in abuse or begged to give 4
>penalty for giving 4 when told not to is similar to serving to underage etc - up to $15,000 fine for the server and $50,000 or something for management

ahhhhh yes, never again

>>67137041
Imagine taking life this seriously

>>67137087
stop lying

it's annoying

>>67137013
nah mate wouldn't go near one of them, the bbq is disgusting.
community groups use them

>>67137043
Now that I think of it, your PMs are split between three officers here:
>the President has its Executive duties
>the Presiding Officer of the Senate (constitutionally ex officio the Vice President, although in practice actual day-to-day running the floor has been delegated to the President pro tempore, who is the seniormost Senator of the Majority Party, and even more recently has been given to junior Senators to teach them the ropes) has its legislative duties in the Senate
>the Speaker of the House has its legislative duties in the House

>>67137076
go sign up on the maccas website you worthless shitcunt, that's more effort than you've ever put in your entire life

>>67137041
I can't wait for the chaos after [presidential candidate] wins

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Some of you guys are alright
don't go on /pol/ tomorrow

>>67137097
Reals>feels

Had my blood taken last week and I've got a massive yellowy/ purple bruise on my arm now.

am I kill?

>>67137041
>>67137041
YASS QUEEN
SLAY

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>ywn be a US senator

>>67137118

shan't be heeding your advice

>>67137053
Strangest place.
You get adopted by Germans because you're a stranger passing through and they become Irish.
They are German/Austrian with 1/32 Irish and John Paul 2 on the wall.
So nice.
Mid west Americans are beautiful though. Good honest folk.

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Why are Americans so bad at speaking English?
Is it the black influence?

>>67137142
probably AIDS from all the ladyboys you've been plugging

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>>67137142
have you tried turning it off and back on again

>>67137152
What's the Canadian Senate like? Before 1913 US Senators were elected by their State Legislatures (since it's supposed to represent States while the House represents people) but are now direcly elected by the residents of their States. How are Canadian Senators picked?

>>67136738
The whole run up ha been them attacking each otger, I don't even know what their policies are.

>>67137170
fug :DD
>>67137173
I'll try

Don't want to go to work lads, just want to shitpost about the election

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Cheap, tasty, not gross, simple, convenient. In an age filled with oversized, overpriced, and overcomplicated fast food the lowly McChicken represents the very root of why fast food should even exist. When you're hungry, in a hurry, low on cash and want something hassle free to fill the void until you can get a proper meal, there it is, the time tested classic McChicken.

For me, it is the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich.

>>67137168
yes

new

>>67137211
>>67137211
>>67137211

just had a bacon sandwich

>>67135578
traps are one thing, actual gay pornography is taking it to the level of 100%.
It's not like accidentally catching sight of a few images on fora of Mongolian throat–singing.
>>67137142
dirty needle: H.I.V.

>>67137205
>>67137205
>>67137205
please clap

>And after the early voting, Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump has a 32 to 25 vote lead over Democrat Hillary Clinton, according to results. Libertarian Gary Johnson has four votes. Bernie Sanders received three write-in votes while Mitt Romney, the 2012 GOP presidential nominee, also received a write-in vote. One voter cast a ballot for Kasich-Sanders, according to reports on Twitter.


For fuck sake that orange cunt is going to win

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>>67137181
>How are Canadian Senators picked?
by the Queen after recommendations by the PM when one dies.

>>67137205

>>67137205


>>67137205

>>67137257
Interesting.

>>67137142
Typhoid