Canada USA Mexico
wallpapers edition
/balt/
>>67135169
/balt/ is dumb
Ima do it, buds
gonna go to work tomorrow, pick up my paycheck, buy some boosh, take my 1 class, then plop down on my couch and watch the election while collapsing into inebriation
Nichijou is a good manga.
>Ireland
>>67137329
I've got to do the most american things possible before I leave desu. Not sure when I'll have time/money to come back. I'm ngl there's a lot I'm going to miss here dearly
>>67137324
I love both Scotland and Wales. Only reason I'd prefer Scotland to Wales is I like the cities better.
Good bye /cum/ <3
Shoulda won
>>67137374
Is is ongoing?
>>67137390
Vaya... con dios
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKGREf7wDdc
;_________________________________________________;
>>67137405
It finished recently.
>>67137425
>>67137429
>bully logic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3k8H_9SjoM
>>67137437
bitch i got attitude
>>67135090
GOOD edition
Have we finally reclaimed Pepe from the normies?
>>67137462
>>67137456
When exactly did facial hair go out of style for men in positions of power? Actually, when did facial hair on men in general go out of style?
>>67137344
False and gay.
anyone else doing no shave november?
>>67137486
>we
only if you browse /pol/
>>67137485
>the only thread edition related post is from aquafresh
/cum/, truly the best general.
>>67137511
>>67137525
The whole site is /pol/ clay at the moment.
>>67137513
Last pres with any facial hair was Taft, so 1913.
>>67137422
Thanks for this.
Still looking for elaine and the priest throwing devil's horns and wagging their tongues.
>Tomorrow decides the fate for USA
Woah
>>67137530
Don't you EVER respond to me EVER again while insulting my flag you disgusting leaf.
Learned my lesson from microwaving chicken burgs
>>67137543
>no president since 1913 has had ANY facial hair
WTF happened?
>>67137560
Roughly 20 hours, will it be a world-wide meltdown or a /pol/ meltdown?
>>67137584
I don't really go to /pol/ but I'm surrounded by filth at my School so I hope Trump wins. I want to see IRL tears.
>>67137584
It'll be both.
4chan will literally die for a week.
>>67137602
Me too.
>>67137574
weren't you supposed to go to bed a few hours ago?
>>67137579
Because.
>>67137513
1: specifically, immediately post WW2 - you had to have served to have any credentials.
2: same
>>67137574
Dutchman, the Dutch super hero.
dubs and trump loses
BIG CANADIAN COCK
>>67137618
I'm the other dutchie i guess and it's 9 am here anyways so everyone is waking up by now
>>67137659
FUCK you leaf i'm leafing this thread forever
What should I cook for breakfast?
>>67137659
>>67137692
>>67137699
i cant handle this many overlapping memes
>>67137699
>>67137692
This somehow seems pretty... accurate
>>67137699
ahahaha
>>67137513
It went out of style when everyone realized the goatee-compromise was utter shit.
Pic related
quads and trump loses
>>67137706
Dutchman cares about oral health.
>>67137699
oh no you dont, counter dubs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMVSQVn97es
>>67137772
its over
>Trump wins and gets the @POTUS handle
This is reason enough for me to vote for him.
>>67137777
horrible waste of quads
>>67137772
>>67137777
>Wasting quads on this
>>67137777
>meme grips
>quads
REEE
>>67137772
I'm going to double up on my dubs for madam president
>>67137777
Fucking /mu/
>>67137777
>its another "posts takes an entire minute just to go through" episode
JAPMOOOOT
>>67137832
At least yours go through, this is my 5th try
It'll die soon
works on my machine :^)
>>67137856
GREAT SCOTT, IT WORKED!
you fucktards don't talk about anything interesting anymore
>fuck moot, they said
>he sold us out, they said
>gookmoot will lead us into the future they said
>>67137908
I never said amy of that.
Even though he was a loser who only got success off of some side project from highschool, at least he was competent enough to not fuck things up too badly.
Around japs, watch your back.
>>67137873
JEWWW
>>67137908
What did gookmoot do now?
I can't stay mad at him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1H3S7jPdEE
>>67137969
that's one gay ass fucking trackpad
>>67137969
thats our hiro! what a gook
>>67137908
>moot
>not a sellout who jumped ship when he realized there's no way to keep the place from going under
>>67137908
>>67137990
>tfw all he knows how to do is farm personal information
Quick /cum/. Its almost 2 AM. Should I go get a burrito or just wait until tomorrow?
>>67138089
it is tomorrow, dummy
should I vote
>>67138143
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAT_BuJAI70
>>67138143
Only if you're voting for madam president
So here I am....
>>67138356
Don't let it die...
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK
doing everything I can
>>67138375
holding on to what I am
>>67138392
pretending I'M a superman
>>67138143
I wrote-in bernie
I'm trying to keep
The ground on my feet
It seems the world's
Falling down around me
The nights are all long
I'm singing this song
To try and make the answers
More than maybe
and I'm so confused
about what to do
sometimes I want
to throw it all away
SO HERE I AM
GROWING OLDER ALL THE TIME
LOOKING OLDER ALL THE TIME
FEELING YOUNGER IN MY MIIIIIND
are all the normies asleep?
>>67138667
doing homework desu
>>67138702
RIP /cum/
underdog anime of the year
>>67138800
Cocona best girl
Post predictions
http://www.270towin.com/
help
i need help..............
>>67138856
Whats up boss man
>>67138856
I'm listening, amigo
>>67138821
>>67138821
He's not going to win.
>>67138856
Don't do it
Being dead's not as fun as it seems
>>67138800
It was surprisingly good
ded
yea, rip
280 to 258
Trump
You better hope he wins
>buy skim milk
>it taste like shit
who buys this
>>67139292
>You better hope he wins
Why?
What's it like to be in love?
good morning /cum/
>>67139363
what the fuck is skim milk
>>67139412
Good morning
>>67139427
>Skimmed milk, or skim milk, is made when all the cream is removed from whole milk
>popular with those who are trying to lose weight
for the price of 20 whole calories they remove the flavor from whole milk by taking out the fat. Why did I buy this
>>67139384
Because clinton is a disaster. There is still an ongoing investigation into the foundation. She is Merkel on steroids. Even more illegals, even more refugees. All being paid for by tax dollars.
Her foreign policy is dictated by people like soros and Saudi kings and the military industrial complex. She seems intent on cold war 2.
The justices she'll appoint will be owned by her globalist and wall street owners.
She won't do a thing about obamacare despite it fucking over more people than it helps.
nighty night /cum/
>>67139798
night anon
>>67139578
I can only reply to the things I know about, bear with me:
>Even more illegals, even more refugees.
Mass deportations of illegals has increased by 24% under Obama. He's deported more illegals convicted of a prior crime that any other previous president. As far as I know Hillary will continue this strategy.
>Her foreign policy is dictated by people like soros and Saudi kings and the military industrial complex.
Idk about George Soros, but our unnatural marriage with Saudi Arabia will continue to weaken if we continue getting most of our oil from Canada, while pursuing alternative energy sources on a decentralized scale. Saudi Arabia will collapse in on itself by the end of the century, but for a host of other reasons.
>Obamacare fucking people over
I'd probably be dead from inaccessibility to antidepressants had it not been for the ACA.
Even if she's corrupt and immoral (she's both), are these not charges that can also be ascribed to Trump? And even if she's a hawk intent on standing her ground, would that be worse than pulling away from the world into the NA continent?
who is winning???
>>67140444
Hillary
>>67140514
>>67140369
She's proven to be willing to suck Saudi cock for the sufficient amount of money, look at the email leaks.
Furthermore she's too aggressive against Iran.
>muh anecdotal evidence
Dude, that doesn't mean that you couldn't have gotten your meds in a single payer system. (Which she's against but was for in the 90s before she was given shit loads of money from the insurance companies, funny how that turns out)
>>67141158
Stop oppressing me.
>>67139578
>ongoing investigation against her
Its not ongoing anymore
How do Americans usually deal with nerves on election day? This will be my first time really watching.
#MAGA
>>67140369
a hemispheric market of open borders and open trade, her words to bankers in south america
you cannot equate any misdeeds trump has committed to what she's done, no one can unless they completely divorce themselves from reality
her decisions regarding libya and syria are some of the biggest fuck ups of all time, done in order to please her saudi masters
>>67141258
yes it is
she has more than one proxyfag
the foundation investigation is separate from the email server
Doesn't matter what the press says.
Doesn't matter what the politicians or the mobs say.
Doesn't matter if the whole country decides that something wrong is something right.
This nation was founded on one principle above all else: The requirement that we stand up for what we believe, no matter the odds or the consequences.
When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world --
"No, YOU move.”
Massachusetts NPR is going full delusional claiming its gonna be a landslide for Hillar with 330+ EC votes. People are calling in from Cambridge and other upper class liberal towns saying that all they see are Hillary sogns so shes gonna win this election. I fucking hate this state. For all the intelligence here this state is mentally retarded when it comes to politics.
>>67138821
>>67141308
I'm pretty excited. Trump is going to win and all the /r/the_donald fucktards that made /pol/ unbrowseable will finally fuck off.
>>67141308
Gonna get pretty shitfaced and play total war after I vote Trump and hope New Hampshire goes red. I've got an exam first though.
>>67143082
>trump is going to win
>he doesnt know
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3q8nGnls1Ow
hollis brown he lives on the outside of town
Drumpf won't win
>>67143382
who knows
quit whining until then
Increasinglynervousanons.png
>>67141599 (Checked)
heart warming post
Soon...
>>67143698
Soon
>>67143713
>>67143732
>>67143732
A lot of those guys look like they would unironically post on reddit.
>>67143825
I want that shirt
>make anti trump post on /pol/ all the time but say only pro trump things in real life
Why are anime girls so cute?
Look, GOP. Ya done goofed. You didn't field a strong, reasonable candidate and you let Trump hijack the election. Kasich would have been up by 15 now.
Learn from your mistake. Admit temporary defeat. Call back, regroup, and prepare for 2020. You can do it next time. America will be ready.
The first step is to admit you have a problem.
>>67144564
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4rZxI4e0xA
We have Redeemed Cruz on our side
>>67144564
>k*sich
Yeah nah, should've chosen Cruz, he was beating Hillary in the polls and he was even more right wing than trump, the butthurt here would have been tremendous
Idk if I should vote for Stein or Trump.
>>67141258
this is the type of voter American politicians have to contend with
My sister and I have decided to vote for Trump, fuck it.
I don't care for any of the third party candidates and I know we'd regret it if we voted for one since we live in a swing state
>>67141308
Its usually not this divisive, normally I don't care at all if who i vote for wins or loses, this time around I actually give a shit and it feels weird
I stand with rand
I accidentally pooped all over the bathroom sink
>>67144733
I'm going to end up voting for Trump as well I think but only if I have the time.
>>67144846
You should dump with Trump instead
Who else here /notvoting/?
I could care less about what happens this election desu.
Got to the polling station at 6:50am and the line was already around the block.
I've never seen turn out like this.
I voted libertarian down the line. I don't like any of these candidates but if the libertarian party gets 5% they may be represented at the next election debates.
Who else /trump/?
>>67145191
>I could care less
How much less could you care?
>>67145300
>Voting for drumpf
>>67145209
I dare you to watch this entire video
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Tb8cErokGFs
>>67145332
>not wanting America to he great again
>tfw just got out of the shower
feel good desu
ahh yes, another day in my directionless life
>>67144991
Is there a country memer than mine?
>>67144636
Your waifu has a better chance of beating stein in this election.
>>67144846
Wish he won, I liked his pro-constitution stance. Some of his other views, not so much.
>>67145357
I'm fully aware it's teaming with lunatics, but that's not the point.
Without a third party that can influence the elections, nothing will ever change.
>>67145191
I was thinking of doing this since I had the day off but then I saw this poorly made Hillary meme>>67145332. I might vote for Trump now but maybe I'll write in someone else for fun like Jeb
>>67145300
I am voting for him, trying to convince my brothers to go and vote too but I think only one is coming with me
>>67145300
Voted for trump in early voting. Glad I got it out of the way early.
>>67145300
>tfw it was my first time voting
Should've took a pic like you did tbqhwy
>>67144442
No one knows.
Quit asking questions and enjoy them instead.
glad my presidential vote doesn't matter
I wrote in my friend's name bc protest votes gotta be maximum useless
already voted for Trump in VA
I'm with Yeb
>>67145588
Voted for Trump in PA bud, sister lives in MI and is voting for him as well
>>67145631
Aren't we all? Make turtles steady and slow again!
>>67145665
Where your sister at bruh
It is so gray out today... maybe a harbinger of things to come.
>all these fags claiming Trump vote
Only a few more hours of this silliness and then we won't have to hear about him ever again
(´◠ω◠`) Voting Trump, I'll do my part buds
It's gonna be weird without the election to run fluff pieces about anymore
BBC might have to start talking about Brexit or the junior doctor strikes again
so you cannot spurdo post on /int/?
>>67145835
what do you mean?
help
>>67145834
My cable subscription doesn't include BBC America, but that doesn't stop PBS from syndicating BBC programming.
>>67145915
what do you need, leaf?
>>67145881
I got warned for it for writing the emoticons after it after someone called me euphoric and I wrote simply epic. I though spurdo replying was our board culture?
>>67145789
Ann Arbor, I havent spoken to her yet today but she is more practical than me and told me before she doubts trump will win in MI
>>67146006
>our board culture
no, spurdo belongs to the binns in /mämmi/ and kuvalauta, not /cum/dumpsters.
>>67146094
awww, but I like spurdo.
All well.
>>67146041
Ann Arbor is p nice. Probably one of the better places to live in this state. Not really looking good for Trump here though, Hillary's side started campaigning pretty hard here after the polls started tightening up a few weeks ago. Bill Clinton was in my town recently actually.
who /10amcomfy/ here?
reporting in from based east coast
>>67146235
Pretty comfy.
>>67146235
right here senpai.
>>67141681
I'm pretty sure that in terms of voting we are the east coast version of Commiefornia. Not that hardcore, but the closest. Do you they they are going to legalize dudeweedlmao here?
>>67146235
/3pmcomfy/ here
>>67146417
If Hillary wins at least I get weed
>>67146602
>if
you mean when
the gf
>>67146663
>gf
that there's a boy
>>67146629
At least I get weed regardless Justin
>>67146602
How? She going to mail it to you?
>>67146663
would let her kick me in the face
>>67146739
Mass is legalizing weed. Pop vote on ballot ands its prettymuch guarranteed.
I was going to vote for Johnson or not even vote at all but I think you guys changed my mind. I thought all trumps supporters were assholes but it really seems they're just regular people. I want to help my cummies out so I'll do a vote for Trump
>>67146802
Oh so you get to buy weed legally not get the actual weed
I just voted for trump lmao
When you submit your ballot (I did paper of course) they have you take out your ballot from the secret folder and put it in a computer and when you're doing that everyone can see your ballot. I saw some lady's.
My right hand types with only my middle finger, but my left hand hits all the right keys. Is it worth learning to type again the right way? I can still hit 100 wpm without errors.
>>67146971
>not typing 100wpm with just your index fingers
faggot.
>>67145427
>Poorly made
Stay mad drumpftards
Good morning, /cum/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZ9iflvCwok
>>67147113
yo
>>67146995
my gf can type 100wpm with her toes
>>67147113
Did you vote yet?
>why no, I'm not voting for Donald Trump
MAGAday
I'm about to go vote, buds.
I'm in Florida so my vote matters :^)
>wisconsin
>>67147380
What is the most relevant Midwestern state??
>>67147577
Indiana/Illinois
:^)
>>67147577
Illinois
>>67147644
you must be from indiana
FL and PA are going to be rigged for Hillary. Stay mad, impotent Trumpkins.
>Minnesota
>>67147686
Idk if Gary even qualifies as being part of Indiana anymore tbqh
>>67147732
>t. wisconsin
imagine sticking your pee pee in an elephants tube
>>67147113
yoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyo
>Indiana
>but still is living in fucking Gary
shut up. Both states suck
>>67147878
That's the name of a spank rock album
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MHQX9EilwQ
>>67147942
he really doesn't give a fuck apparently.
Don't know whether to grow out a beard or not, lads
>>67148049
if you get a neck beard or grow patches dont do it.
>>67148049
Do it lad, just make sure you don't fuck it up or make yourself look like a faggot
>>67148084
Lucky I don't, it's not the thickest beard though
>>67148031
It's a good alb. I'm not a huge rap fan but there are some good tracks on it.
>>67148144
eh fuck ay it. do it anyway.
when will the election outcome decided ? this night or tomorrow ;?
>>67148204
Fuck it I will, it'll help hide my weak chin and second chin
Explain something to me. How has it come to be the case that Christians in the US vote exclusively based on a few issues and disregard everything else? Like, they're voting for Trump because he's against abortion. So would they vote for ANY candidate, no matter how disgusting or vile, as long as they're against abortion? How can you be so immoral? Christians are supposed to have a high moral standard.
Just so you know, if you voted Trump you will be banned by the good people of /cum/ when Hilldog wins.
>>67148394
Because there's nothing more disgusting or vile than baby murder, it TRUMPS all other issues
>>67148394
That's painting with too wide a brush. The people who you are talking about do exist, but I wouldn't even say that they are a majority of the population.
>>67148401
This
>>67148516
of the Christian population*
>>67148557
what are y'all niggas listening to right now
listening to "Evil" by Interpol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqfiHfDmOnw
the video for it is weird as fuck but its a pretty good song
>>67148642
wrong (you)
>>67135090
"I had to hide my erection as I left the polling booth" said Cletus McBurger
A tear dropped down my face, a drip of cum dropped down my leg. I had just voted Hillary. I had just voted for my country to be subjugated by Mexicans. Yet I entered the polling booth fully intending to vote Trump. Why you ask?
I entered the polling booth, was about to tick Trump. Then I looked at the Hillary option. At first I was angry that such an option existed. Angry that we had to vote on whether to build a wall. Angry that some people would even consider voting Hillary.
I asked myself why people would vote no to building a wall. I put myself in their shoes. That's when it happened. I noticed myself getting an erection for no reason. The more I imagined myself voting Hillary, the larger the erection grew. I imagined the English road signs being translated into Spanish and it grew yet more. I imagined Israeli politicians deciding American trade, civil rights and defence policies as well as Mexican-American politicians enacting open border policies and my cock began to bulge with one of the firmest erections I've ever had.
I closed my eyes, ticked one of the boxes. Opened my eyes. I had voted Hillary. I put my voting ballot in the box and walked out, the tears dripping from my face, the cum down my leg.
Later that night when I saw the result of the election, I immediately came, then started crying. The day after I bought a chastity cage which I wear to this day.
My name is Cletus McBurger . I am American; I am a cuckold.
>>67148687
I don't mind desu.
https://soundcloud.com/beautifulbuzzz/buzzzmix-vol-30-lil-hank
>>67148535
>Trump unveils his new career: Serial Sharter.
>mfw legacy captchas work again
>now I dont have to click 30000 pictures of store fronts and rivers in order to post
>>67148930
it's gonna be a good night
>>67148948
its happening
>>67148516
Why do they do that tho?
>>67148930
If that happens, just click handicap captcha, then go back to the regular captcha. At least for me, it refreshes my session and then allows me to navigate through without any issues.
voted for:
Donald Trump
David Brat - R
to remain a Right to work state
for widows to have to pay property tax
r8
>>67148930
>>67148948
Am i doing this right?
>>67149097
yup
text captcha is so much better imo
I swear I'm going to fill the gutters with tall people one day. I just have to figure out how to consolidate power.
>for widows to have to pay property tax
>>67149491
who's child is this?
>>67149510
I'll put you in the ground fag lord. Don't fucking underestimate me.
>creating special tax exemptions for cat lady land barons
So, uh,what are Trumpence's chances looking like at this poin
>>67149638
so uh
>>67149638
1*10^-26
hillary won guam
going to to buffalo wild wings and getting the hottest wings to celebrate
>>67149727
Does Guam usually vote Republican? They need thos military welfare buccs.
>>67149772
Doesn't matter for them, they'll always have bases there and get plenty of aid. They have nothing to worry about.
t. Guam neighbor who voted red
Voter literacy test. Reminder that if you can't complete it you are ineligible to vote
>>67148780
>>67148780
>>67150023
does a count as a word?
>>67150077
If you have to ask you are ineligible to vote.
>>67150023
i can't read or write tho
what's with all these euro threads with pics dedicated to our election
I like being powerful but we have imposed ourselves culturally on them too much.
>mfw went out for lunch break
>had all these options to choose from
>nothing seems decent
>order a fucking salad
shit
>>67150566
Most people posting on 4chan are Ameriboos.
hope, cos i learned to cope
hope hope
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxNw133nUj0
trump can still win
WE ARE DEVASTATING THE ENEMY
>>67150909
>"music"
>50 degress outside
pretty comfy desu
reminder the end is neigh
>>67150946
>>67151226
Unless you're a horse, I think you mean nigh
McMullin hasn't a ghost of chance, but he got my vote anyway.
Okay seriously where the fuck is everybody?
>>67151737
not on their lunch break/shitposting in not-dead threads
>>67151737
/cum/ mansion
>>67151737
Eating lunch, watching CNN implode.
WTF I hate captcha now
>>67135090
>>67152226
Do you think Hillary fainted again when she saw this?
>>67152213
>it's not a something something calle episode
>>67152238
fuck you faggot play by the rules
i am american xd
>>67152247
>making threads this early
Nah
>>67152320
>>67152287
street rules bitches
lov dis meme
and dis meme
and even dis meme
k thread is kill
>>67152247
I know Frank loves the smell of his own farts, but unions don't like Trump no matter how much they want to say that they do. Trump's rhetoric is inherently anti-union, anti-worker, and I think a lot of people can smell it. Those votes could be going either way as people are aware this time around that Michigan is more in play than it has been in the past. Michigan has seen a lot of union busting over the past few years, and the governor is a notorious liar who is also anti-union. Don't get me wrong, there are a lot of workers who are pro-Trump, but there are a ton of working class people who see that Republicans have been pushing down wages as well. I think in the end, these groups will end up canceling each other out and Michigan will follow the status quo since the 88' election and voting for a Democrat as president.
>>67152434
>>67152513
>>67152638
What is this?
>>67153088
from which general did the memes originate?
>>67153170
everyone knows all memes came from /brit/ and the muricans steal everything since they are such niggers
>>67153322
yeah
i'm fairly new here
*takes a step back and disappears*
sometimes i fantasize about having a muslim girlfriend
>>67153466
gib pakis
>>67153170
Richard Dawkins is the inventor and godfather of memes.
>>67153628
feet
>>67153628
>>67153714
I would like to post feet but I have a long paper due tomorrow and I can't really afford to masterbate more than 2-3 times today.
>>67153846
I have the opposite problem, if I don't masturbate I can't focus
>>67153899
Me too but there's a happy medium. Masterbating too much means I won't have enough time to finish my work. Masterbating too little means I won't be efficient. Gotta limit myself, my man.
Tbh now that I think about it I already masterbated three times today and it was all before 12 pm. Gotta slow my roll. I don't even know how people with inactive libidos function, how can you only want sex like once a week?
What the fuck janny this thread is on page fucking 8
>>67154478
feel free to make a new one, maybe somebody already did but it's not linked.
>All discussion of the 2016 Presidential Election should be posted on /pol/
anyone from Vermont here ? Who did you guys vote for senator ?
>>67154632
>other guy who made this and didn't link it
>>67154680
Leahy, because fuck old man " We must defeat the establishment, oops I gave your money to the establishment please vote for the establishment "