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Tomorrow is nigh
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>>67135084
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jai hind
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This is why lgbt shouldn't post here
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Who's going to win, /cum/?
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Should the T branch off from LGBT?
(Serious question)
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How can Yanks compete?
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>>67135118
The Jews

>>67135120
Yes
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>>67135118
We all lose
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>>67135118
Nobody.
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purchased /cum/ you must pay me $1 per post
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>>67135126
by not being fat and drinking shitty beer
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>>67135155
>$2 have been deposited into your account
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>>67135118
hillary probably, i am getting anxious just looking at /pol/
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Would you fuck her?
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rec me a good video to watch while i eat my dinner /cum/bros
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>>67135120
kek at you fag, they keep adding more to that shit to make it more edgy.

LGBTTQQIAAP
LGBTTQQFAGPBDSM

If any group can cram everything in there it's the homos.
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>yfw jews infiltrated the blacks to teach them how to stay relevant for eternity and gain schekles passively based on some dumb bullshit that happened ages ago
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>>67135186
>her
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>>67135120
LGBT hate each other pretty hard, the only thing keeping them together is some idiotic idea perpetuated by "Straight allies" that they're a monogamous group of oppressed peoples who focus on assisting each other in achieving their rights.
I don't see many gays or lesbians go to trans rallies and vice versa, and bisexuals seem to be universally despised by the entire group.

The fracture of LGBT is inevitable.
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>>67135210
>bisexuals seem to be universally despised by the entire group.
As they should be. Dirty traitor scum
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>>67135193
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miXTPI8KDd0
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>>67135210
There's this asexual I know that keeps sharing content about what defines them and all these arbitrary sexual things and I can't wrap my head around it.

How do you gays deal with it?
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>>67135126
>Busch light

blech
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>>67135220
>transgender """""""""""""people""""""""""
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>>67135193
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZUCgq8LfhY
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Vote for Donald Trunks make America and Cascadia great again
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>>67135231
I know a "demisexual" which basically means that they won't fuck someone unless they like them. Apparently this qualifies them for membership in my club

Cure for homosexuality when
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>>67134657
>still no screenshot posted

So did you make that up for (you)'s or are you embarrassed about getting BTFO for shill posting?
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>tfw redneck
>moving to ottawa for school in january

I'm nervous 2bh. I've never lived in a city. I just like to fish, shoot, and snowmobile for fun, what do people do for fun in the city? I don't like bars. My social life here revolves around church and the range.
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>>67135231
I'm bi and I honestly do not care at all for the movement, they don't represent anything I'm about and they continuously disappoint me.

A lot of people seem to be claiming LGBT shit to be unique or make themselves look more appealing and then apply horoscope-tier attributes to the different classifications.

In short the movement went from one of acceptance and anti-discrimination to "Hey Bobby watch your mouth I'm catsexual today"
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Who /newhampshire/ here?
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>>67135275
Redneck stole my tractor.
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>>67135282
I forget it even exists, I think of Montana before I think of New Hampshire.
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>>67135275
>what do people do for fun in the city
Liberals jerk each other off and go to micromemeries in order to jerk them off
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>>67135275
>I don't like bars
>redneck

no
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>>67135186
yes
>>67135208
double yes
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>>67135282
Vote for trump
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>>67135292
quite dated memeing mexico
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>>67135275
Ontario native?

also
>church
kek
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Can't shit on politicians without getting labeled anymore baka
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>>67135266
>won't fuck someone unless they like them

Never knew I was LGBT this entire time. When do I get my reparation shekels?
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>>67135282
I like that you guys stuck it to shillary in the primaries, shame it still went to shit.
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I live in DC and was going to vote for Stein, but I kind of want to vote for Trump today.

He's doing a fucking rally right now in a blue state at nearly 1am. 70k+ viewers on one stream on youtube. This is insane.
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>>67135335
People love labelling themselves nowadays.
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>>67135370
The man is a machine. A rally almost every day for a year.
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>>67135360
Report to your nearest college campus
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Thinking about getting a subscription to Swearnet desu
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>>67135376
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>>67135379
>still no pneumonia
>still not dazed and confused after a debate
>still not collapsing into an SUV after a rally
How can one man possibly care this much about his country
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guys please don't vote for Donald ;_;
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Isn't it funny how the left is always right
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Just finished my sixth fap of the day. I think I can actually feel my balls shrinking.
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>>67135395
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labels are so cancerous

Its the most ironic thing that the far-left is now embracing them.
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>>67135309
I go to the legion sometimes but I don't like loud party type bars that other young people go to.

>>67135331
Yeah, originally from Bancroft, now outside Perth. I'm a Catholic and a Knight of Columbus, we do lots of stuff in the community, you learn a lot from being with these older guys and it's good to give back.
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>>67135415
Fuck off Angl*
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>>67135416
>liberals are always conservative

What did he meme by this?
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>>67135417
Does that really happen?

I've done 10 today
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>>67135418
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It is sleep time
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>>67135418
This is my favorite
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>>67135444
>I've done 10 today
Give it a fucking rest anon

checked
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>>67135418
bigger
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if you could have one thing happen/given to you right NOW, what would it be?

I just want to cum on some perfect titties right about now.
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I fucking love these.
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>>67135478
>if you could have one thing happen
Trump gets elected

Alternatively make it to where it's not 80 degrees in fucking November
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>>67135478
a trump presidency desu
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>>67135462
I try
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>>67135478
a good night's sleep
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Why are you people such racists
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>>67135520
Because I despise other blacks
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>>67135520
pic related
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>>67135514
>radical centrist

So...fascist?
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>>67135478
say no more
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>>67135512
anyone else have those anxious dreams they remember about mostly when waking?

You know what I'm talking about. The dream of one extremely simple idea taking over your sleep and you toss and turn over it thinking of the two options.

Last night mine was about halving an inconceivably large number over and over again. I just couldnt sleep. It had to be halved once more.
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Going to vote for Stein tomorrow
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gonna punch the first person that talks to me about politics today.
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>>67135531
What does that have to do with you?
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>>67135427
Interesting. Do you own a Ford? I'm from Minnesota and whenever I go to Thunder Bay (much farther away/north from Bancroft I know) there are as many (if not more) trucks than here in Alberta. I'm also in Calgary though, I'm sure north of Edmonton is a different story.

In Minnesota I've only seen one Knights of Columbus hall or whatever. I always thought they were a branch of the KKK lol
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>>67135478
A non-shitty relationship
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When is the day of the rope?
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>>67135565
Come be my bf
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>>67135549
I hope you talk to me so that I kick your faggot ass
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>>67135427
>>67135561
Same anon - are you a veteran? Does Canada have VFWs?
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If a trap does a crime he has to go to prison for does he go to a male prison or a female prison?
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>>67135555
I just wanted to post something funny.
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>>67135584
trap prison
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>>67135577

I'll fuck a hole in the back of your head cocksucker
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>>67135597
>trap prison
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>>67135597
tell me more
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>>67135599
Not possible not even in your dreams you fucking wimp
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>>67135575
>tfw it's never a grill

No
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>>67135617

suck the shit from my asshole you manlet
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>>67135631
What's your height you fucking femme, I would rock your shit
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just drank 6 16ozs of pure American PbR

time to do some programming homework
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I'm buying vegan pizza tomorrow
I can't wait
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>>67135659
>PbR
kys scum

>>67135623
I can be a grill if you want me to be
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>>67135659
Good luck.
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>>67135659
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>>67135659
>pbr
You sound like a real bud
I would drink with you
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>>67135561
Nah I have a piece of shit Dodge. Knights of Colombus are a Catholic men's group that do a lot of volunteer work, fries fish, and sell life insurance. Are you just visiting Canada or working here?

>>67135580
No. The Royal Canadian Legion is there to support veterans but it has a bar in a lot of small towns in Canada. It's mostly older people that go but it's much better than our tiny expensive gastropub thing. I imagine the US has something similar.
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>>67135664
>>67135681
Faggots
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>>67135664
I said non-shitty relationship.
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>vegan pizza
*grabs you by the neck*
look faggot that's not a real pizza
*kicks you in the nuts*
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>>67135705
nothing wrong with being healthy
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cheese pizza with only spicy italian sausage is superior to all others

don't @ me
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>>67135705
*stares into your eyes*
Vegan pizza is better than normie pizza and kick me again I like it
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>>67135725
But actual Italian sausage isn't spicy, and most importantly it's not fucking orange and cheese isn't bright yellow.
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>>67135730
*unzips katana*
look mate just 3 words
I-hate-vegans
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Amerika-senpai!
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Have a good night, /cum/

Americans, don't forget to vote tomorrow.

Goodbye!
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>>67135759
Finnurandu, I missed you.
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>>67135756
*snatches your katana and cuts a slice of vegan pizza*
EAT IT!
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>>67135478
Unironically would just like some financial security, I already am spiritually fulfilled and have lived without sex for years, don't see why I can't continue to do it.
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>>67135697
Yes. We have legions, VFWs are for Veterans of Foreign Wars, and we have the American Legion.

Is it a Dodge ram? and I am studying here but I have a multi-year study/work permit. Perks of being a non-felon american.

I know we're two separate countries but I do love how similar it all is. Sometimes I see the currency and remember I'm in a different country. It's not American or Canadian culture really, it's North American. I know in Quebec (and the maritimes sorta) it's different but honestly I don't give a fuck about Quebec. I enjoy being able to have the same lifestyle.
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>>67135778
*gets a magnum from fedora*
*aims at the the vegan pizza*
any last words?
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>>67135646
Just get a room and hate-fuck already, jeez.
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I created the @ meme 3 years ago
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>>67135801
Vegan pizzas are bullet proof
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What's the murder everyone knows about in your area, /cum/?
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>>67135705
I'd eat vegan pizza.
But I wouldn't order it/pay for it if I can avoid it.
I might do it to slay poon though.
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>>67135780
>spiritually fulfilled
How does this work?
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You might kill my pizza but the spirit of vegan will never die
*activates toxic vegan self destruct fart*
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>>67135750
Since when is sausage orange? What is going in Germany?
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>Everyone should hear this. After a certain politician came to my state (Minnesota) yesterday and told us we have a "Somali problem" I'm determined to vote tomorrow and make sure that motherfucker stays out of office.
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>>67135841
Basically I found the religion/philosophy that was right for me and pursued it, I delved and pondered not only it but myself also, I came to realizations that have freed me from most suffering, although it isn't perfect, and not for everyone.
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>>67135831
>murder

Murders actually, by a husband & wife tag-team.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Bernardo
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karla_Homolka
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>>67135853
But they do.
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>tfw no mexican hombre
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>>67135764
dont you leave like a punk bitch!
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>>67135831
Black Child With BB Gun Is Shot by Police in Columbus, Ohio

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/09/16/us/tyree-king-police-shooting-columbus-ohio.html

Of course it happened right at the height of BLM
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>>67135814
you created twitter 3 years ago?
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>>67135831
There's a few every week...
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My gf is out on a date tonight. She always come so home and tells me about her adventures. It honestly isn't a bad as it's as sounds, they're kind of hot
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>>67135895
sorry
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>>67135831

It's not a murder, but the whole world knows about new years eve here.
Otherwise the murder of Hannah is pretty well known here, evnthough it's not exactly our area.
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>>67135901
Sounds awesome dude
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>>67135831
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2006_Richmond_spree_murders
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I changed Siri's voice to the British one
It turns me on
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>>67135893
I made it a meme to replace the double arrows (>>) with an at (@) to reply to a post without actually attaching a (you) to it, 3 years ago.
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>>67135895
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Im a great motherfucker man
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>>67135927
Yeah, I'm honestly not even worried about what she does. The stories she tells and the way she tells them aren't extremely sexy
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>>67135831
Two brothers were murdered in the 90s and it's been a cold case until very recently. The DA revealed that this regionally semifamous meme of a local businessman probably had them killed because they had dirt on him being involved in criminal activity. Small town noir is cool
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there hasn't been a murder committed in my county (60k people) since 1987
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NO HAND HOLD
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>>67135953
>it turns me on
>british english
Do you have a fetish for girls with downs?
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>>67136018
fuck you all white county, you racists
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>>67136038
It's funny because my county is like 95% white
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I gotta pee but my sister's friends are outside
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>>67136000
You can't trust Rick Davis? What's this world coming to?
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>>67136050
well that's your own damn fault for not having a lineup of piss bottles at your disposal
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>>67136033
No I'm not into asians
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>>67136050
1. Open window
2. Piss out window
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>youtube gun shooter guys are always super boner-fied by 1942-era german guns

gee-whiz

I wonder why
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What are you listening to this election day?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v56H49q_elw
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>>67136050
Mark your territory right in front of them. Assert your dominance
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>>67136107
Can you guys just go to sleep already so that I can finish my homework
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>>67136107
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDm_ZHyYTrg
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Everything I see a joke
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>>67136153
nope. Too excited for tomorrow son
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>>67136102
Because German weaponry was some of the most advanced in the world at the time?
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>decide to take bath
>soak in really hot tub because it's freezing outside and had a stressful monday
>get out of tub
>literally light headed, almost faint, and can barely stand, heart absolutely pounding at rapid speed

uh what the FUG is this bros, still recovering atm
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>>67136153
No
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>>67136184
nazi sympathizer scum
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>>67136207
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>>67136204
Likely anxiety attack from my experience with them. They can come and seem relatively unprovoked. Have you either undergone a lot of stress lately or been RELIEVED from a lot of stress lately?
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>>67136215
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>>67136204
>really hot water

You've got high or low blood pressure.
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>>67136079
Neither am I.
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What will you do when Trump wins tomorrow?
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I can't decide if I want to change my mind about Donald Trump or if I want to learn 25 Historical Stuff... Input?
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>>67135831
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>>67136204
Probably just dizziness from standing up too quickly.
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>>67136272
Browse Twitter for some sweet, sweet schadenfreude.
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>>67136171
not bad at all. nice song.
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>>67136204
Hmm. Sounds like low blood pressure.
Blood pressure dropped, heart rate sped up to compensate for it. Thus you felt faint. Also, if you had a stressed day you should feel very tired right now because of that bath. Likely problem: water was too hot, you got out too quickly, or you were in the bath too long
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>>67135831
my hometown had a serial killer that lived at the very top of the sickest hill to bomb.

Its funny, I passed his house hundreds of times while bombing down that massive hill. His house was demolished and rebuilt, but never sold. Sick hill to bomb though.
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>>67136272
Shitpost on /pol/
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>>67136276
The elections are on. So look at the pictures of Trump.
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When did pop music went to shit?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRsSr4Fd_2U
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>>67136316
What's bomb mean in this context?
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>>67136276
not really sure why it's acceptable to have atrocious grammar even in clickbait articles
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>>67136344
1949
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who's gonna give me a kiss now
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>>67136353
sorry. Use a skateboard or longboard to ride down a hill without any turning/swerving to reduce speed.
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>>67136355
All those things are written in 3rd world countries.
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I just want a nice French wife
Is that too much to ask for?
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>>67136372
pucker up
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>>67136372
This webm
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>>67136412
They are an endangered species.
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>>67136412

Get one from Quebec, at least the canadians know how to use a razor.
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>>67136338
The bad news is this one picture has changed all of my opinions on this election. They weren't lying. My entire worldview has been flipped upside-down.

The good news is I found a nice new chicken picot soup recipe. I've been looking for one of those for a long time.
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>>67136466
What's the problem with hairy pussy?
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>>67136455
It's very sad
I want one but then that's one less for the gene pool

>>67136466
I would
But then again I i dont mind hair on girls
It's hot on some of them
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>getting the urge to play runescape again

god dammit,I fucking hate Jagex now but /v/ keeps nostalgia-baiting me
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>>67136486
I don't think he meant pussy amigo.
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>>67136486
>tfw grew up on old porn mags with ice hair hairy pussies
>hairy is making a comeback
Feels good
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>>67136527
I don't mind hairy pits either
Send the French women my way
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>>67136272
Celebrate with cake/pizza (inb4 amerifatshart).
Troll Hillary's account and her supporters with gifs.
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Gf decided on hillary tonight, she liked what she heard
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>>67136508
Come be autistic with us, anon.

Unless you mean RS3, then kys.

We have a general on VG. All we spout is memes and trump in the CC.
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>>67136486
I'm having so fun mental images about this. I'm being super stereotypic about mehican people. Why is that?
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So are Matt and Trey just waiting for the election to be over before they release a new South Park episode?
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>>67136581

I hate RS3

but Im only 5 lvls from the agility cape
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>>67136508
There's a 2007 server running somewhere I heard.
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>>67136561
does she like the idea of presidential satanic rituals and war with Russia and Syria
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>>67136584
>why is dat?

Binnish boster :DDDD
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>>67136584
Its OK anon, no one stereotypes Mexicans more than Mexicans themselves.

>>67136598
They probably have 2 ready and want to see who wins to release the correct one.
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just my new university gender poll
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>>67135275
hey bro, I've lived in ottawa my whole life but I'm moving to mtl in jan

ottawa's pretty chill desu. Carleton or Ottawa U?

Carleton's a bit separate from downtown, but there's plenty of shit to do around campus and you're a relatively short walk from bank street which has a nice small privately owned theater called the mayfair that plays foreign films and indieshit, plus there's a good public library somewhere over there too.

honestly you'll probably stay on campus most of the time. There's an arboretum directly adjacent to the campus that you can get to if you like some peace and quiet.

Ottawa U is like integrated into downtown. As a result, student culture is more centered around hitting the clubs/bars. Ottawa's downtown isn't that big compared to actual metropolitan cities, so at some point that shit's going to get old, but there's plenty of shit to do on-campus too.

both unis have absolutely tragic on-campus bars, as well, but they're kind of comfy when you get to know them.
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>>67136605
We all had to give up our prior achievements. JoooOOoooOOOiiiiNNnnnNN UUussuuUUusss

>>67136620
>>/vg/159689179

For the Official Jagex one

and

>>/vg/159615095

For the free 4chan one that'll steal your personal information
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>>67136635
she likes paid family leave, "equal pay" for women, and more background checks for gun purchases
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the excuses begin....
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>>67136679

>>>/vg/159689179

>>>/vg/159615095
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>>67135275
>>67136673
oh yeah there's a privately owned theater relatively close to Ottawa U, too, called the Bytowne.
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>>67136679

OUT, VILE TEMPTRESS

I CAST YEE AWAY TO HELL
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>>67136663
they now call it lgbtq
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>>67135452
here's a fucking legible size
I'm an old man, I can't see anymore, be considerate
>>
ill fuck your womanhole if you think it can handle the salami
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>>67136705
but autism is fun
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>>67136750
I gave you one right here. >>67135467
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>>67136764
I'm the anon you gave that to, not him.
>>
oh, well fantastic

someone hacked my account again anyway
>>
>fall asleep at 6pm
>wake up at 1am
>still got eight hours to go before i have to do anything
What do
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>>67136784
learn to dodge incoming attacks fledgling
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>>67136800
wank
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>>67136764
yeah I saw it when I scrolled, my b
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>>67136690
buzzes my mind
>>
think someone hacked my 4chan gold account
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>>67136673
I'm going to Algonquin for HVAC actually. It seems a bit farther out than either of the unis, bjt I'm going to be living on Quebec side for now because rent, hydro, and insurance are cheaper ( I am bilingual so that's no issue).

I'm just an introvert who likes the outdoors though I'm not some autist who never goes in public. I guess I'll find things to do, it's just going to feel weird not being able to shoot and fish on my family's property whenever I want which is what I prefer doing in my spare time. I need to find a better indoor hobby other than posting here.
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I can´t wait for all the shitposting.
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>>67136825
>paying for a cuckpass

I hope you used bitcoin.
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>>67136813
It should be illegal to be this cute
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Just letting you know there will be secession if hillary wins. I've talked about it with a lot of people down here. Politicians are ready to do it. and Dixie is ready to be reborn as it's own free nation
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>>67136839
I always think it's funny when someone makes Euros brunette and Americans blonde.
>>
>>67136855

yah, good luck with that

*cuts off welfare*
>>
What are you doing for Thanksgiving?
>>
>>67136825
platinum assures you that you wont get hacked
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>>67136855
I need to move back to looszanna
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>>67136869

hopefully not working
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>>67136869
Thanksgiving was over a month ago
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>>67136869
consuming
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>>67136863
We're a divided nation so it's only fair we get our own country and the libtards get their own. Then everyone is happy. There is literally no benefit to retaining the union nor is there any reason to do so.
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>>67136847
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>>67136895

>There is literally no benefit to retaining the union nor is there any reason to do so

how about not shattering the national economy, for one?
>>
>>67135831
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edmund_Kemper
Also i've never met any people from Burbank but I assume they're assholes.
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>>67136869
killing myself
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>>67136893
We're talking about real Thanksgiving
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>>67136877
>He doesn't have a 4chan Neutronium account
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>>67136869
Going to Oklahoma to visit and disappoint the family.
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>>67136847
it should be illegal to be me
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>>67136911
Smaller economies function just as efficiently as large ones. Just look at europe. The EU exists, but every country functions as it's own entity. Split it in half and it's still probably two top 10 economies in the world.
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>>67136910
Jesus fucking Christ apparently I can still feel love
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>>67136855
over 60% of texans said they will if Hillary wins. But I think texas does this every election
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>he's too poor to shitpost on this board
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>>67136958
Say goodbye
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Close family I talk to and above 18 (also voting):

18 trump - 1 clinton - 1 what is a leppo
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>>67136971
I don't want to
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>>67136964
This time it's serious. You don't understand how much we hate hillary and have had enough of the liberals. If hillary wins the republican party is finished, no republican will ever win the whitehouse again. We know that, so it's either trump, or secession.
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>>67136971
bye, bitch
>>
>>67136990
Time to get a new family anon
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>>67136838
oh shit nigger good move
a close friend of mine went through that same program. I think most of its campus is like nepean area so fucking far from downtown, a little past carleton. Pretty mellow, pretty suburban. You're going to be bussing around a fucking decent amount to get to the QC side so that's probably going to eat up most of your time out of school, but don't get discouraged.

Depending on how deep into Gatineau/hull you are that's probably where you're going to want to look for shit to do. Everyone on the QC side is billingual too, so that's convenient. Fr Canadians get a bad rap imo, and it's pretty undeserved. If you like biking there are some really fucking great trails connecting the whole city but they definitely lean towards scenic rather than practical, although that's started to change lately.

The bars on the QC side are kind of weird when you're close to the border (gatineau/hull is literally directly adjacent to downtown ottawa) because all the highschoolers with fake ID's from Ottawa go there to party since the drinking age is a year lower in QC. If you're living with other students in your program that's probably the ideal, but with off campus residency I know that basically never happens unless you went househunting with friends. Plenty of Ottawa U students choose to live in gatineau/hull too, since Ottawa U is more or less bilingual and it means students coming from quebec don't have to fuck around too much with their taxes/etc
>>
>>67136993
will you accept refugees from the shitty america? can i move down there with you guys to get away from hillary? please?
>>
>>67136964
Texas does this when the Cowboys lose and when the rain is a bit to heavy so I'm not worried
>>
>>67137006
kill yourself hill shill

we're all redpilled and we live in a blue state
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1563PjaycI

Thank you based USA for saving the world from this future
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>>67136992
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http://abc7.com/news/arrest-made-in-shooting-deaths-of-long-beach-woman-and-daughter-4/1594340/
>>
http://www.strawpoll.me/11601244
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>>67137046
What a slutty QT
>>
>>67137057
this bitch
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>>67137034
>using buzz words

the uneducated demographic continues for trump supporters
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>>67137073
wew
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>>67137073
I'm not voting
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>>67137078
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>>67137085
>not realizing buzzword is a buzz word
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apology for poor english

when were you when donald rump dies

i was sat at home drinking pivo when honza ring

'donald is die'

'no'

and you????????
>>
>>67136944
California and NY are two top 10 economies in the world.
Don't let the door hit you, hon'.
>>
>>67136971
she belongs to me
>>
>>67137109
he's going to win all of the ones left. He's leading in all the polls for the 66 left. 268-270 is the final
>>
Most based Canadian province?
>>
http://boston.cbslocal.com/2016/11/07/cambridgeside-galleria-mall-evacuated-desiigner-jaylen-brown/
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>>67137109
>"North Carolina is a swing state" maps
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>>67137105
Shes abit spooky but still overwhelmingly cute
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>>67137057
Damn. That poor man.
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>>67137135
Brinse Edwarb Iland
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>>67137156
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>>67137135
Memefoundland
(Prounced meme-finn'd-lind)
>>
Maybe after this election I can finally start working on becoming a normie.
>>
>>67137135
nova scotia
>>
>>67137190
Love this one.

The "what the fuck" from the victim always gets me
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>>67137190
>that one in the back whos just eating dirt
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how do people keep hacking my RS account if Im not even using it

do they just pick random player names out of a hat?
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>>67137229
>>67137239
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Family is moving back to England bros. I'm finally going home, just in time for the US to go to shit. Might move to Scotland when I get back desu
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>>67137230
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>>67137199
Work on becoming a chameleon, anon.
Best of all worlds, and you're still always a lizard.
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>>67137256
Who knows?
I want to play right now, but I don't want to spend money on a membership, and only play for 30 minutes.
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>>67137281
But crypto-normies never blend in like they think they do. Would rather just go full speed ahead.
>>
http://www.actionnewsjax.com/news/local/18-year-old-arrested-after-hitting-child-at-jacksonville-fair/464866222
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just stick to f2p

the 4chan cc make up for it a bit
>>
>>67137263
If Scotland wasn't so rain-y and boring I would honestly try to live there. Edinburgh is fucking great. But the countryside is literally just as sheeptier as wales.
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>>67137263
Happy trails, anon.
All the best.
>>
>>67135090
>>67135090
>>67135090

When we're ready
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>>67137316

I cant even access my account
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>>67137338
just make a new one and follow the security dungeon's advice
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Bump limit
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>>67137256
They are cracking them.
That is making millions of guesses at the password with algorithms.
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>>67137356

I already get burnt out just grinding on my account, I dont think I could go through it all a 3rd time from scratch
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>>67137307
Not crypto-normie, chameleon - next level blending. Very nice. Virtually undectable.
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>>67137381
In the end, you're better off not playing at all and finding something better to do. What you consider something better is up to you.
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>>67137263
good luck don't get islamically suicide bombed
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