>the low countries >are high as fuck

>>67134024
REALLY makes you think.

>The Dutch will pay for all their dickery by simply having their country disappear beneath the waves

Feels pretty good, man.

>United
Is in reality incredibly divided along old civil war lines and an east/west dichotomy.

>States
Actually includes plenty of territories/districts and provinces

>of America
Only holds land in North America

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>>67134096
Except we wont. We never have floods because we're the ones controlling the water.
It's out bitch.

See this? We created it by bullying the beta water away. WE LITERALLY MADE LAND.

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>live on the lowest dry spot on earth
>biggest highlight of my life

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>dutch """""""""""""""""""language"""""""""""""""""""

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>holy
>roman
>empire

Mfw when it's not holy, roman, nor an empire.

>>67134142
The sea is patient. You won't have the high ground forever.

>>67134190
this niggas flag look like a present

>>67134210
>implying
the sea knows that it has to back the fuck off

>>67134257
>this niggas flag look like a present

says the toothpaste

>>67134307
its not christmas yet senpai what are you doing here hahaha

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>>67134331

>>67134118
>provinces
Are you retarded?

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>>67134024
>tfw no dutch gf