What happens here?

Weed and... hmm...

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UruWHY?

>>67119997
looks cool

football

https://youtu.be/UfuWvgaAjQQ

>>67119682
nothing
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>>67120068
Yes. But it does not make practical scense.

>>67119682
DUDE

>>67124290
WEED

Uruguay is famous to Japanese peoplefor Uruguay Round.
But we know nothing about the country except for it.

>>67119682
more cows live there than people

>>67124355
LMAO

imagine spain but with stray dogs roaming around, trash everywhere and nothing do to

>>67124524
and without the medieval and gothic architecture

>>67124665
And with actual white folks.

>>67124724
no, you're confusing Urgay with South Brazil

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>>67124775
>"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""south brazil"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""white"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
Bad meme. That title belongs to Urgay and Argentina only.

>>67124909
>argentina
>white
sorry to burst your bubble, but we're black
I suggest you never ever say that argentina is white

Isn't it just the Canada of Argentina ?

More like U R GAY amirite

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I've never met a Uruguayan that I didn't like

>>67119997
maybe the middle was too unstable to have a bridge go through there.

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Cows and shit.

>>67119682
>Treinta y Tres
wtf

>>67126912

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thirty-Three_Orientals

>>67127023
Why was Uruguay under Brazil when you guys speak Spanish?

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>>67119682

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>>67119682
>treinta y tres

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>>67127330

It's complicated.

1. This zone was ignored by the spanish because no gold and stone age tier natives until the Portugese built Colonia del Sacramento in 1684.

2. The Spanish in Buenos Aires got nervous about the portugese cucking them the Banda Oriental so they built the fortress/port of Montevideo in 1724.

3. After a gorillion wars and swapping, the Banda Oriental became Spanish.

4. Ironically we revolted in the independence wars just a mere decades after the had managed to finally push the portugese out.

5. Portugal had always wanted these lands because they were strategic for the Rio de la Plata Basin and considered the Uruguay and de la Plata rivers Brazil's natural south border.

6. After the spanish were beaten here the revolutionaries fragmented between the Federals under Artigas and the Unitarians under the Triunvirate in Buenos Aires. Just to cuck Artigas the Unitarians promised they would not intervene if the portugese attacked and annexed the Banda Oriental, since it was Artigas base.

7. Forced to fight a two front war Artigas was rekt and we were annexed by the portugese empire again as the Cisplatine Province.

8. Independence war of Brazil, we became a part of Brazil

9. Buenos Aires always considered us their rightful clay so the started plotting an invasion and revolution to re-annex us.

10. This culminated in the Thirty-Three orientals and the Cisplatine War.

11. While the platineans were superior at land, the Brazilians managed to win the seas and imposed a crippling blockade on Buenos Aires.

12. With no side being able to really win, through UK mediation, the british proposed a solution that weakened both countries and gave them an ally in the south atlantic. So a buffer state was created.

So that's it, a literal non-country born out of an accident. It's impressive that after 200 years we still exist.

>>67119997
A E S T H E T I C S

>>67125123
>Implying you've ever met one
There aren't many of them and they're all far away from wherever you live

>>67127803
Interesting.
So was there a majority of Spanish or Portuguese in Uruguay during the late XIX c. revolt? Looks like the land was owned by Portugal for much longer than Spain so I'd expect majority Portuguese. Why did you switch to Spanish then?

>>67119682
this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UA0rhHq1XJ4

>>67128244

Montevideo, the spanish city, soon replaced Colonia del Sacramento, the portugese city, as the center of the province so by the XIX century there was a clear spanish majority even though the portugese came earlier and had us for more time.

The north remained portugese though, but the portugese-speaking lands were given to Brazil in the border treaty of 1851 where we were also given the spanish-speaking parts.

To this day however, portugese is still common in the north, and in the city of Rivera people speak the abomination that is portuñol/portunhol.

>>67128290
Tiranos Temblad is top comfy

>>67128503
makes me kek every time

>>67127803
Interesting. Sounds like Belgium

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8noNO6rlf8

http://www.pornobox.net/amadora-do-uruguai-com-corpo-perfeito-fudendo.html

>>67130938
buen video

>>67131245
I knew her name but I forgot

bitch's striking all the videos

ur a gay LMAO

>>67119997
wtf

>>67125149
The Laguna Garzón Bridge is a bridge famous for its unusual circular shape. It is located in Garzón, Uruguay and was designed by renowned Uruguayan architect Rafael Viñoly.[2][3] It was designed in a circular shape to force drivers to slow down, and allows for pedestrian access along the one-way circular route.[4]

>>67119997
autism?

>>67133714
thanks anon. That really made me think.

>>67119682
they bite weak players in football

>>67119682
Weed lmao and a former commie president, who is actually a nice guy and didn't turn evil.

>>67119682
Urgay

>>67119682
It's a province camouflage as country, that's all

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wtf, i love uruguay now

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>>67119682
A country that is secretly White