/brit/

just testing the water lads

x

we're all in this one haha

>>67119497
>>67119497
>>67119497

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karen

yeah, im about lads, you can all calm down now
im here okay?

where the opps at

>>67119499
there's one you can keep alive and he leaves the gate with you then retakes kvatch

think he's called titus or some shit

madman

>>67119546
>yank thread
haha no, shan't be doing that

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lads

>>67119546
>no edition
>no replies
>no union jack in the OP

no THANKYOU

>>67119555
YEAH YEAH YEAH IM STILL ABOUT

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>>67119488
unlimited speed

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>>67119488
9/11 desu

>>67119448
boots, so I can give the slag behind the counter a cheeky wink when I'm buying a box of 20

>>67119585
TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMPZZ

>>67119585
TEEEEEEMPPPPZZZ

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Lads please tell me he's gonna win tomorrow

>>67119576
What are they like?

mo016

>>67119569
He did porn

>>67119605
FONT

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i practice cultural marxism and there is nothing you can do about it

>>67119620
as a pessimist i'm physically incapable of doing that

>>67119619
uhm back the fuck off imposter??

>>67119548
YESTERDAY YOUR EYES WERE BROWN BUT TODAY THEY ARE BLUE
YOUR WHOLE APPEARENCE IS A LIE AND IT COULD NEVER BE TRUE
AND IF YOUR REALLY LOVED YOURSELF THEN YOU WOULD TRY AND BE YOU
IF YOUR HAIR AND EYES WERE REAL I WOULDN'T HAVE DISSED YA
BUT SINCE THEY WERE BOUGHT, I HAD TO DISMISS YA

I've found Allah (peace be upon him) lads

>>67119595
That's a good shop, but a shop still

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>>67119585

>>67119665
swear this is my local asda

>>67119693
WHERE WAS HE??? LOLX

>>67119693
where was he

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this is the current situation

>>67119693
though that was muhammad?

>>67119693
Have you?

>>67119576
Don't mind if I do lad

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Business Idea: Instead of pepe we post beppe di marco from eastenders.

anyone got any rare beppe's?

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discussing the U.S. election with the mother via iMessage

>>67119620
"I had to hide my erection as I left the polling booth" said Cletus McBurger

A tear dropped down my face, a drip of cum dropped down my leg. I had just voted Hillary. I had just voted for my country to be subjugated by Mexicans. Yet I entered the polling booth fully intending to vote Trump. Why you ask?

I entered the polling booth, was about to tick Trump. Then I looked at the Hillary option. At first I was angry that such an option existed. Angry that we had to vote on whether to build a wall. Angry that some people would even consider voting Hillary.

I asked myself why people would vote no to building a wall. I put myself in their shoes. That's when it happened. I noticed myself getting an erection for no reason. The more I imagined myself voting Hillary, the larger the erection grew. I imagined the English road signs being translated into Spanish and it grew yet more. I imagined Israeli politicians deciding American trade, civil rights and defense policies and my cock began to bulge with one of the firmest erections I've ever had.

I closed my eyes, ticked one of the boxes. Opened my eyes. I had voted Hillary. I put my voting ballot in the box and walked out, the tears dripping from my face, the cum down my leg.

Later that night when I saw the result of the election, I immediately came, then started crying. The day after I bought a chastity cage which I wear to this day.

My name is Cletus McBurger . I am American; I am a cuckold.

>>67119720
lol povvo cunt

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how do brits stay so fit and trim when they eat like such big strong men?

>>67119728
>VA going red today

haha

>>67119693
umm you only say PBUH for Mohammad sweety :)

>>67119566
tfw played as a nord on my first play through so naturally made bruma my home,

cannot describe my surprise when the big oblivion gate opened up right outside my home town, the dread was real

>>67119613
>>67119619
ARE YOU MAD?

>>67119715
kek

>>67119693
You all will soon enough
One way or another
inshallah

>>67119728
Kaine?

unironically might end it tomorrow, 2 days short of my 25th birthday. Wish I found out where that twat the Hilux lived so I could key his car beforehand.

>>67119708
You never know in yankland

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memba brexit?

>>67119665
bet she has nice solid stools

>>67119753
brythonic nomad genetics

>>67119753
we don't
loads of lard arses where I live

>>67119800
I had to look it up, found the real image. Still funny and knowing the yanks a plausible mistake by one of their clueless drones.

>>67119803
can't wait to see lord nige within our lifetimes

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>>67119753
by beating up useless yanks

>>67119746
i'm sorry lad
i can't hear you
stop whispering

>>67119747
lmao

>>67119753
lots of squats to keep my butt nice for all the men who want to fuck it

>>67119758
that's New Hampshire

>>67119866
1,7,5,4,3,6,2

>>67119866
1,7,7,7,7,7,7

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beppe?

>>67119878
what you laffin' at aye

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heres an dinosaur

>>67119902
I meant not going red. VA will go red today.

TRUMP for my love
TRUMP IN and feel my touch
TRUMP if you wanna feel my kisses in the night then
TRUUUUMP for my looove

>>67119866
1,2,4,9,16,25,36,49

>>67119866
none of them are particularly good looking, some of them look good but I know its only my brain tricking me by comparing them relatively to the others, instead of on their own merits

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might have the OCD lads

>>67119920
is that really how brits unironically talk to each other?

BABYCAKES

>>67119866
1427356

>>67119866
1,3,2,5,6,7,4

>>67119957
only the uneducated

>>67119866
1>3>7>4>5>2>6

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>>67119943
Be there, or be squared

>>67119947
The more I look the more attractive I find 3

>>67119839
They do have some solid banter on occasion

>>67119975
>>67119972
>7 that low

specsavers for you lads

>>67119728
Why don't the red states just import more white europeans to boost their seat count

>>67119985
Only the poorly educated, dearest.

going through the twitter of a girl i know and she's memed herself into an identity crisis by being too woke
she's half japanese and tweeting about how she hates her dad cos he probably has an asian fetish

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me on the left

>>67120008
Not that many people want to move to a 3rd world country, yet.

>get Tinder Plus
>still no matches despite liking basically everyone

What the fuck am I doing wrong? I've used it in other countries before without paying and had more success but back home I just can't do it.

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>>67119957
that's how i talk to my mum via text yeah

she uses text speak like a 13 year old girl on facebook for whatever reason though

>>67119866
1>3>5>7>>>6>4>>>2

>>67119933
maybe but I doubt it, more likely Michigan will flip

>>67119941
Good post

>>67120052
what the fuck is tinder plus

>>67119866
3,1,7,4,5,2,6

>>67120052
FONT

>>67120052
Higher standards?

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>>67119956
What's this?

>>67120040
Stan Lee is such a fucking cunt. Guy is up himself and he basically stole everything he is credited for 'creating' off someone who worked for him.

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1478482995213.webm

>>67120052
I'll come over and pound yer boipussy bb

fuck the eu coming straight from the underground
young monarchy got it bad cus' the pound

>>67120054
xx

>>67120096
hes really old also

>>67120086
staple remover

>>67120073
How am I a font if I'm struggling to get the interest of even just one girl?

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>>67120052
Icelandic women only swipe right for Jon Pall

>>67120086
to get staples out of the paper

>>67119488

I knew someone who unironically attended that 2bh he started hanging out with commies since he moved to glasgow

>>67120062
MI was already grey. There's a couple grey's that I reckon will flip before MI too (NV and PA have a good chance of going Trump)

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Rate my wife

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>>67119842
>>67119803
ONWARDS

I've got a british passport, I'm moving there if UKIP win the GE.

>>67120122
xxxx

>>67120054
is she hot

>>67120133
>tinder
FONT

>>67120086
Staple remover

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>>67120104
Fucking hell

>>67119947
1 is qt, get your fucking eyes checked

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>tfw my fellow scousers call me wool because I talk properly instead of doing a retarded voice on purpose

IM NOT A WOOL

>>67120152
very nice

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>>67120054
>yorkshire terroritsts
haha your mum's funny xx

having a listen:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8EMx7Y16Vo

>>67120065

is that aj from gabagool?

in michigan and not even being funny I voted hillary even though i dont know one thing about either of the candidates haha

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memba mr rogers

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>scousers

>>67120008
there's been a hard limit on seats for over 100 years for some dumb reason


its funny because its something like 1 MP per 800k Californians VS 1 for every 150k Wyomingites

>>67119866
do a 360 and moonwalk away 2bh they're all bints

>>67120085
Yo where you at, wanna suck me off?

>>67120155
>there if UKIP win the GE.

do not be silly

>>67120183
shes nothing special

>>67120086
circumciser

>>67120218
No idea who that is sorry m8

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Hmmmmmmm

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Thoughts?

>>67120232
then california would have about 4000 seats

>>67120008
you're an idiot play a record

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>>67120150
honestly tomorrow will be crazy and I don't see anything being "for sure" or safe at all.

I DEFINITELY don't believe the people posting Hillary with Obama tier numbers

>>67120052
i've found something beter dan tinder

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>>67120054
>yorkshire terrorists

>>67120257
>colonising primitive nations is the same as some cuckold superstate

>>67120237
I'd be a lot more attractive to you than you would be to me

You just rank below me, sweetie x

>>67120269


Testing emoticons

need a hila gf

>>67120261
autism

>>67120155
How did you get one?

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>go to pub because my housemate has a tab paid for by his boss
>invites British exchange student
>fuck sakes
>when we're ready to leave, he nicks his pint glass
>ask him why he keeps doing this
>"just banter mate"
>see him with the pint glass at a house party that weekend

>>67120269
Is that snus?

>>67120291
Tell me

>>67120051
US is literally a more desired place to live than the UK though

>>67120261
the thing is considering how dramatic Yanks are he would probably kill himself if this was the case.

>>67120305
Trump

>>67120315
FONT

>>67120305
lib dem

>>67120323
Farmfoods

>>67120257
>top
>subjugating brown people
>bottom
>having less power in an economic union than the turks
>being ruled from molenbeek, belgium

top kekkonen

americans are stupid

>>67120315
the joke that keeps on giving eh lad

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>>67120161
i'm not gunna answer that

>>67120191
thanks lad, she's funnier irl too xx

>>67120298
kek

>>67120290
TX, NY, CA, OK and MN will never flip in our lifetime.

>>67120104
what even is going on here?

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Poppy fascism has gone too far

>>67120257
I know this is bait, but it's fairly easy to back one and not the other. It's not the union of countries that is bad per se, it's the values represented by the ruling parties in said union. The anglo empire was good because it was both rational and strong, the european union is shit because it has the opposite qualities.

>>67120261
quite vile

don't like it when people compare Are Nige (good honest regular bloke) to Trump (fat orange billionaire baby man)

>>67120322
Bit inbeetwen
You can take in your nose and your lip

yanks ITT
my names hillary
please vote for me
i really need a wee

>>67120305
Goblin mail

>>67120361
that penultimate message is fucking hilarious if you read it all in one go without context

http://is.4chan.org/wsg/1478489871833.webm

>>67120328
*Moves to america*
*Gets in an accident*
*Savings depleted to 0 getting treatment*
>Sorry, we can't treat you anymore dude!
*Dies*
Hmm yes

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post your internet speeds lads

>>67120390
JUST

>>67120366
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7Ve36zldxQ
>>67120152
perfect

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>>67120104

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Does this stimulate the willy?

bored lads

>>67120432
anyone with a full time job has their health insurance covered by their employer. so i doubt youd be moving over without a job

our healthcare is loads better than yours to when you're covered

>>67120096
reckon you were waiting a long time for the opportunity to say that huh?

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>>67120311
I was born a british citizen because my british parents were married when they had me.

When do we get the results from the US election?

>>67120470
I'm on beta blockers, nothing stimulates my willy

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>>67120389
Trump is just like us see he eats KFC!

>mfw people magazine artificially whitened this picture and the filename is uneditted

absolutely howling

>>67120104
going to see wilco in two weeks in london t bh

>>67120482
>muh heritage

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>>67120434
reckon we have the name internet package lid

>>67120305

lib dem desu

>>67120509
>kfc with a knife and fork

madman

>>67120328
>3rd world prison system
>military police
>alphabet agencies who will shoot your dog
>expensive healthcare which state doesn't help you with, now really expensive thanks to Obama
>tipping culture
>mcmansions made of plywood
>basically no public transport
>everything is 2 hours drive away
>basketball americans

no thanks m8

>>67120305
not sure
it would be interesting though
Mine has been a Tory seat since like Year 0, but our MP voted for fracking and it pissed off a lot of people
I wouldn't be surprised if he lost his seat

>>67120502
Wednesday

>>67120390
looking quite well 2bh
>no homo

>>67120533
You asked me the question you imbecile

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>>67119548
Thats Alice you kike

Just sold a restored antique bike for 250 and now I have a restored victorian iron bed for sale lads

All this stuff is raided from abandoned houses btw

>>67120315
I also like collecting pint glasses

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCHSIVtCLXU

turns out beppe is fine lads

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>>67120434
Get a pretty solid 30/5 on the desktop tbf

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gf posted this

>>67120557
Fuck me lad I cant wait

>>67120560
her hair/face looks fake as fuck desu
I like Black girls but only the more natural ones

Reminder Trump will win

>>67120592
>faster than 76% of AU

>>67120145
i have a similar experience with my mate

he's a posh english guy moved there for uni

he won't stop talking about commie shit or singing IRA songs when he's drunk and he's suddenly a lifelong Celtic fan

>>67120560
ah yes, the so-called "arse"

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>>67120551
I just said a fact. In all polls were more desired than you are by people from around the world.

You can use memes all you want, it doesn't beat cold hard facts lad

>>67120571
How much for an AK?
Pref a romanian one with a donkey dick

>>67120315
probably wanted a souvenir

>>67120482
you aren't actually a leaf...

Just sold a restored potato to some Irish mong

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T H I C C
I
C
C

My brain is telling me to drink, but it's also telling me I'm too tired and will just give up before I get drunk

What do

>>67120361
post Izzi

>>67120595
Have you asked her what she wants her children to be?
I could arrange for her children to be German-Pakistanis

>>67120571
t. literal knacker

>>67120470
wasn't expecting it, but lo and behold

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>>67120537

>>67120639
do you really think anyone here gives a shit what you are harking on about right now

>>67120710
prove this is australian
i don't believe you

>>67120618
I think with the 100mbps package it jumps to 95% lel

>>67120639
ah yes

I'll base my entire opinion on a country based on one post by a british person on an anime image forum

>>67120645

About 1000-2000 I think, its mainly those Romanian ones here

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>US is literally a more desired place to live than the UK though

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t' ol' 'tism

>>67120675
shan't be reading this

>>67120104
sounds p comfy in the back

>>67120639
None of what i posted are memes , the only meme is the "American Dream".
Well you are welcome to all the people "from around the world", it will take the pressure off 1st world countries.

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>>67120688
xx

>>67120693

I am an antique dealer my good sir

>>67120675

his instagram is a fucking goldmine

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>>67120730
I wouldn't get 12ping to Melbourne if I didn't live in Aus.

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>>67120721
he probably does

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>>67120730
Probably NBN FTTP lad, they offer 100/40 packages. Seen some people get slightly above it.
>tfw my neighbour three doors down got it
>tfw I didn't

>>67120764
makes me uncomfortable

>>67120802
>hung

how do you guys afford this fibre optic? its so expensive

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>>67120730
>>67120796
My desktop, btw

>>67120764
off his nut on speed

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>>67120710
Think we're in the wrong counties mate

>>67120837
selling potatoes to the irish

>>67120762
to be fair i would love to live in america

>>67120764

Meth is a helluva drug

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evening boys

>>67120842
>200mbps
oop not NBN
What you got lad? Private company, uni?

>>67120796
>>67120842
wew ok i believe you
is it unlimited?

>>67120837
virgin media unlimited fibre is £30 a month no line rental

>>67120764
Me doing a tough poo

>>67120778
Did you see my original point? Are you this retarded? I literally said were a more desired place to live in by polls

You've done nothing but spam greentext to counter it

About 13% of the world's adults -- or about 630 million people -- say they would like to leave their country and move somewhere else permanently. For roughly 138 million people, that somewhere else would be the U.S. -- the No. 1 desired destination for potential migrants. The U.K., Canada, and France also rank among the top choices for potential migrants.

I COULDN'T MAKE IT AS A WISE MAN
COULDN'T CUT AS A POOR MAN STEALIN'

*debags you*

>>67120872
fucking land whale

>>67120861
ahaha banter

not really, that was shit

>>67120873
IINET fibre to house. They installed it because my roommate works for a tech company and they got it for him. They pay for it all too, pretty dice.

>>67120872
spoiler that HOG

>>67120786
Worse than the travellers who steal copper from houses

>>67120912
literally 3 times the size of mine

>>67120887
and you have done nothing but say "hurr muh polls"

gap

https://streamable.com/eah7

kek

>>67120910
>too much arse

mind the gap

>want to stay up and watch the election tomorrow night
>contemplating pulling a sicky

really really hope this american stops posting in /brit/ after trump loses

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>>67120918

>>67120955
BECAUSE THAT WAS MY ORIGINAL POINT YOU FUCKING RETARD

i literally said that we are a more desired place to live by outsiders

Seriously how dumb are you?

decided i don't care anymore

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>>67120965
Any idea if it was electric or barbed?

snowing/hailstoning like fuck outside, reckon this winters gunna be a mad one

>>67120965
lmfao

>>67120926

I'm not stealing anything, old people die and I go in to see if there is anything valuable to be put back into circulation.

Its free market entrepreneurism

lmao, HAMeron!

absolutely blew the fuck out of this brit. after his nice meme greentext too.

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>>67120921
>skinny impoverished little irish boys can't handle a real woman with real chebs
every time, too much ass wasn't even a meme

>>67121031
electric, you can hear it

>>67121016
Based off a poll, and we all know how accurate those are

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1BKTRh48Pc

>>67121031
Clearly electric. He didn't stomp on it and he grabbed his own hands.

Size and race
The belief that penis size varies according to race is not supported by scientific evidence.[12][22]

A 2007 study reported that contrary to the "popular belief that black people generally have longer penile sizes", in reality "there is no convincing scientific background" to support this idea.[23]

*votes for a third party candidate*

>>67121100
the fuck

>>67121095
haha this is just getting sad now. you're right, your greentexts is a more accurate portrayal than a polling company that's recognized around the world!!

incredible how stupid you are really

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Les Dennis is basically his character in extras in real life isn't he?

>>67121106
3 inch irish willies

>>67121035

about time we had some good snow. Maximum comfy tbf.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0aHk7G8I37X

>>67121106
desu black people aren't growers but many white people are
I know I go from like 4 inches to 7

>>67121106
gfs mate was talking about being with a black lad the other day and she said he nearly split her in two

>do 5 minutes of research about my illness
>realise my doctor is a fucking spastic who shouldn't have re-prescribed me what they did because it just makes it worse, and I'm just experiencing post-infection reactions

fucking mong why is the NHS so shit

>>67121128

all the guest characters are playing exaggerated versions of themselves as publicly perceived

fight me

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sian

>>67121189
5 minutes of research > than years of medical training. Think you might be mistaken might

>>67121189
That's why I haven't seen a GP or been to hospital for 17 years

on the old sniff

>>67121193
true, but I feel like Les is particularly spot on

>>67121168
FONT

>>67121035

The polar vortex is weakening this year so it will be like 2011 when we had -20c. If the gulf stream also gets distrupted it will be like The Day After Tomorrow.

>>67121125
So you don't have basketball americans or expensive healthcare?
You don't have long travel distances?
You don't have mcmansions made of plywood?
You don't have poor investment in public transport?
You don't have an overly-militarised police ?
You don't have a tipping culture?
You don't have alphabet agencies who can and will fuck you in the ass?

>>67121106
Far human beins, the pintle is seembol o sexual plaejur an lust. It is awso subject o contests atween lads ca'd "wha hae the langest?", a fause idea is that langer is the pintle greiter is the plaejur gien tae the wumman. It is scientifically provit that this is wrang

>>67121169
Putting thoughts into the so called gfs head I see

Once you go black...

lads im worried my penis won't excite any girls

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>>67121272
>>67121272

>tfw no stinky bum gf

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>>67121118
GO AHEAD
THROW YOUR VOTE AWAY

getting my daily dose of CrashCourse and MTVNews

>>67121207
mate of mine fingered her outside a club in manchester

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>>67121106
imagine being a black lad with a little pecker

you're at a house party, white kirsty with the big baps wants some BBC, you get off with her a bit, she takes you to an unused bedroom and shuts the door, she kisses you some more and reaches down stairs looking for the 8 inch black mamba only to find a 4 inch dicklet

imagine being in that position

>>67121259
Bout' what you do with it not what it is la. Helps if its bigger though

>>67121254
Did I ever say one thing about these? Again, youre responding to me, the person that only said "we are a more desired place to live"

this how fucking stupid you are. you're arguing something that was never even mentioned.

I can greentext your shitty country if I want, but I don't need to because thats not my argument.

>>67121297
>pecker

FOY

>>67121248
the fuck you on about?

>>67121318
Prove it

>we are a more desired place to live

>>67121227
yeah but the research I've seen online sounds exactly like what is happening to me, the doctor is just being retarded

to sum it up
>do treatment
>continue getting similar reactions for a month afterwards whilst body is clearing infection up, even though no longer infected
>re-doing the treatment just makes it worse because it's a pretty strong treatment

doctor is some old bint that says anything to get you out of the room in 2 minutes instead of doing what's right

>>67121318
Yes you did you stupid Yank, you dismissed them all as memes and so de-facto denied them , therefore i am responding to you

>>67121189
ive made more progress sorting out my health by doing my own research than going to the doctor.

suggest everyone does the same.

>>67121377
Then dont take the treatment retard

just spat in some runts face

>>67121418
I'm not going to anymore now I've read that, but the doctor shouldn't be giving me it in the first fucking place should they

>>67121377
this imo>>67121418
As far as im aware you can change your gp at any point. Would probably try a different one before trusting the internet

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>>67121411
I believe euthanasia is my best course of treatment

>>67121464
Doctors are people, they make mistakes, they have incorrect knowledge and they lose concentration. Always remember they're just normal people. I learnt this when my best friend started med school. the guy is a doctor now and I've seen him do some of the most retarded shit ever, like when he took loads of MDMA and 300ug of acid and went mental or when he told a girl h'd only fuck her with a bag on her head and got 2 drinks thrown in his face.

If you're ever in doubt about a doctor's prescription get a second opinion with a different doctor.

>>67120675
>

https://youtu.be/vGiYJV6NhCQ

turn off your shitty kanye and grimes and listen to some real musicians