/brit/

second for that lad with cheese headaches

thanks everyone for joining us tonight

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>southern architecture

if northerns wanted the opinions of a bunch of paks they'd ask for it

don't do a masters lads
not worth it

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>mfw i see runts shopping in lidl

>Why cry when your toes are busy licking the windows.

Wtf does this even mean?

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>you wake up on easter island

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heres an dinosaur

Tell me about kebab

How often do you eat it?

Is it good?

>>67115948
All the muslims are in the north though

>watching itv news
>TRUMP EVIL RACIST FASCIST
I don't even support him but come on let's not pretend Hillary is a saint

>>67115963
I'm rich and I shop at lidl and aldi occasionally

>>67115957
was worth it for me

>>67115985
find a way to nick one of those heads

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>Australian architecture

>>67115542
This really fucked with me when I moved to Australia. It's legitimately rare to see a 2-story house in the suburbs. Some people have had extensions or custom builds but the vast, vast, majority are single story and vary only by size outwards, not upwards.

>>67115908
my average british house would be one of those terraced houses in the original picture

not the fuckoff tiny one, the normal sized ones

>>67116001
get a nice view of the coastline though

>>67116020
why

>>67115985

find some prime polynesian slags

HIT A LICK ON A OPP IS A DRILL

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Making fajitas, lads.
Put an entire chicken in the slow cooker with a load of peppers, onion, garlic, passata, spices, and some beer.

Remind me why we need poortherners again?

>>67115957
why lad

thinking of doing and mphil in engineering at cambridge

>>67116008
>investigated by the fbi twice
>found completely innocent both time
Hillary is as close to a saint as you can get

trump

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midlands architecture

>>67116006

45% of them live in London (1.2% of the total area of England)

>>67116085
because they're the only whites in England

madam president

>>67116006
said the deluded moron

Just filled my cup up half way with milo before putting the milk in haha
mum won't be pleased

>>67116037
Older houses are this way, go to a new suburb and they're all 2 stories, at least in and around Sydney

>>67116052
because I got a job paying much more money by doing it

>>67116085
Who else would you have to destroy you with banter you poofter

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>>67116023

good luck with that

>>67116056
That's not how you make fajitas

Can someone tell me what did Bush do wrong

I'm not very good at politics

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>london

>>67116090
FOB

>>67116134
FONT

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We're gonna have American blood in the royal line!

Yes... good...

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>>67115542
its weird how wrong you are. do you think your personal anecdotes are telling?

>>67116148
Wow they aren't just heads afterall. Mental how those cunts did that.

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>>67116037
yeah it's like that in most standard american neighbourhoods too

this is basically an average american house

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>>67116099

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London has 3,286,506 non-whites living in 606 sq miles. That's a pooskin density of 5423/sqm.

Non-London has 4,885,313 non-whites living in 93,193 sqm. That's a pooksin density of 52/sqm

So if you were dropped in a random point in London as opposed to a random point outside London, you would be 104 times more likely to encounter a poo-skin.

And these are 2011 census figures, the situation for London will be even worse now, since whites are leaving in droves (white british population is dropping by 60,000 a year)

Memba Beter Dan?

I memba

>big houses
for what purpose?

completely forgot about the table tennis club this evening lads :<

gutted

and i'm in debt for not paying 2 weeks ago but i'm a trusted member, they'll know i'm not trying to avoid paying.

thanks for reading my blog

>>67115957
im doing engineering and i dont wanna be stuck in some shit job making 1/6th of a differential for BMW. I'm going to masters in mechatronics

>>67116152
looks grim but to me it is still comfy. redcar is my hometown and holds a special place in my heart

>>67116207
That's depressing as fuck man.

>>67116186
Ah yes, Australia where we rightfully belong

howling at you yanks and your tiny cuck sheds

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>be southerner (not londoner)
>insult the north to rile up the wankers
>they get fired up and go dooping mental, falsely assuming me to be a paki londoner
>pakis scurry out of the cracks to defend their blessed city
>stop posting and watch the runts squabble

love the "london = the south" gimmick

>>67116175
Awful gimmick

London is the wealthiest part of the UK, has the nicest architecture and receives the most investment from the government

Literally everything remotely ugly here is being demolished and replaced with something nicer

>>67116236
>table tennis
fucknigga

>>67116259
absolutely exquisite post

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can't wrap my head around Stefan's fucking accent. its like the vocal equivalent of the uncanny valley or something

going out tonight probably

>>67116273
it appears they missed you then haha

>>67116155
He lied about weapons of mass destruction in Iraq so we could go in there and secure the oil

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>midlands architecture

university students actually have to live in this dump

>>67116279
what

friend's dad got her an interview at a company and now they're giving her a job when she graduates
ah yes nepotism

I FUCK WITH SAVAGES YOU A FUCKBOY YOU CAN'T HANG

>>67115963
https://youtu.be/h4kBcm-ls8Y

>>67116259
tfw live in the greater london area but everyone here is white as pakis can't afford it

Have to stock up on anti-depression pills whenever I drive out of London

>>67116259
>state that all the pakkers live in the north
>vast majority live in and around london
>doesn't even account for the rest of the south
>proved wrong by your own countrymen
>i was just trolling guys hahahaha im so smart hahahaha

>>67116207
>>67116207
yet stats tell you youre wrong. your stupid fucking anecdotes are useless

british houses are significantly smaller than US houses

>>67116186

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>>67116259
this

>>67115871
made a so called "post" lads

>>>/pol//96699531

won't be replying it though

>>67116309
Lived in a similar building 2bh

>>67116314
>friend

FONT

>living in a city
cuck

>>67116314
>friend
>her
you gay?

>>67116314
Nepotism is fucking disgusting. I don't even know how its not classed as corruption

>>67116361
wish you hadn't done that

>>67116298
he was born in england, then went to canada when he was like 12.
he's also a terrible philosopher
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9b7NheAsdc
and a prick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CM_--di7L8

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>>67116182
ah yes that's jolly good

would she mind just stepping into this tunnel for a minute?

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>Did you just challenge the power of Australia!?

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>>67116334
>he actually thinks i was the one to start this whole ridiculous debate

i've just been watching, was speaking from other experiences

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the goal is to live on the green dragon estate

>>67116309
did the builders go on strike after the second floor?

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just got the rolling machine out lads

you know what time it is

>>67116391
oh well

Have to tone down the complexity of my post whenever I know I'm replying to a Northerner

Its just too much for them to handle

>>67116321
>i went to shoplift in lidl
>cause i had no money money
>I looked around
>and no-one was looking looking
>so i push some food in my pocket
>and walked towards the door
>walking walking walking

Yes truly insightful lyrics really gave me a look into Afrikan culture.

>>67116376
>>67116381
no

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What happens here? Serious replies only

hmm

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average american suburb. soulless? very much so

>>67116424
oh stop it you

>>67116446
me on the right

>>67116416
>i dindu nuffin
>wasn't me

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>>67116259
good lad

>>67116340
better lad

>>67116446
pasties
surfing
retard separatists

>>67116361
>>>>/pol/96699531

you fucke it up kid

>Go into lidl/aldi
>Attempt to buy ingredients to cook my meal
>Maybe manage to find 4 of the 8 needed

How do people do this..

>>67116446

poverty and inbreeding.

a few nice beaches.

>>67116446
now: we bide our time
soon: INDEPENDENCE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cmtqn8wANLY

can't hold back the white and black

one day...

>>67116259
The south is just London surrounded by farmland with a few scattered inbred yokels though

what was the /pol/ get?

>countryside people are poor in America
>countryside people are rich in Britain

>northerners are smart in America
>northerners are stupid in Britain

really does make you think

>>67116446
Webbed hands

>>67116461
American housing > British housing

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B-but no one really lives in these. There are just hundreds and thousands of these homes across the US. I swear their houses are actually tiny

Source: I l-lived there!

>>67116534
madam president

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had a dream so deep i was lucid and couldn't wake up no matter what i did

my old karate instructor took me and a bunch of random people to an army boot camp and no matter how many times i screwed up he didn't even get mad.

and then i went nightclubbing and 'drank' a lot, "woke up" back at home and all the doors and windows were open and nobody was home so i went back to bed

and then spent a long time trying to actually wake up which eventually happened, was in a sleep paralysis type state

so fucking creeped out i wasn't even sure i was actually awake for a little while

>insult either the south or north
>Not even from England and don't care
>Sit back and watch the fireworks
Like puppets, you dance to my tune.

>>67116506
>>67116515
>>67116549
poortherners detected

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>>67116479
>he honestly thinks it was me

>>67116579
get out you

>>67116584

>He thinks Wales is a country

>>67116564
where are the gardens?

>>67116584
Rasheed

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>>67116422
no lad they were clearly just working on this terrific interior design

>tfw Northerner
>pretend to be Southerner and insult the North

you are my puppets and I am the master

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Are the royal family the ultimate normies lads?

>>67116461
Am NOT a fan of weatherboard houses 2bh, brick looks so much better. Even some shitty one-tone rendered brick is preferable

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>>67116608

>>67116624
>Wales (Listeni/ˈweJlz/; Welsh: Cymru [ˈkəm.rɨ]) is a country that is part of the United Kingdom

>>67116595

>Scotlad, living in the north, previously of St Blazey gate

They're not wrong lad

>>67116632
would not be surprised if you told me that was a prison cell

>>67116564
that's not an average home though
that's above average

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Think I need a hobby, lads.

literally everywhere east or north of bristol is a paki infested shithole and if you're from there you should euthanise yourself

>>67116309
that could be very nice if recreated in modern architectural standards and designed as luxury flats

>>67116692
become a wageslave, that will suck the life out of you enough to stop those thoughts

need to die

>>67116564
>330million people
>100s 1000s of homes are like this so thats all of them then yep good to go

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>>67116643
i have been outwitted....

BUT NO LONGER

*unfurls Saint Petroc's cross*

What kind of fucking povvo tier runt has a tesco bank account?

Bath is heaven on Earth. It is a utopian paradise

>>67116564
those microscopic front and back yards

still thinking about this cunting female

>>67116595
>muh cornish independence
>muh pastie based economy

>>67116624
Not welsh
>>67116631
Haha no, don't even live in England and I believe that's where the rasheeds are? Have no idea though.

>be midlands
>best of both worlds
>rip the shit out of all you pathetic cunts

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where did it all go wrong?

>>67116207
What is wrong with that? Looks comfy imo

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>>67116736
DON'T REMIND ME THAT OSSIE AND ED DONT POST HERE ANY MORE

>>67116739
Dunno m8

I have a waitrose bank account

>>67116777
yep
literally muslims everywhere, it's disgusting and you should kill yourself

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>phone rings
>have panic attack

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>>67116446
>Plymouth
>Cornwall

>>67116810
>it's a normie prick pretends he's a robot episode

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Cat's done a poo by my desk and I can't git rid of the smell despite clearing it up. Any advice lads?
I'm presuming that most of you live surrounded by shit.

>>67116756
prefer showers honestly

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zg7lAqJhWgg

>>67116739
They have good savings accounts

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>>67116682
no it's university accommodation silly

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>s-source I lived there. british houses are the same size!!!

>>67116733
well ive already posted statistics you stupid fuck. its just clear that this brit prefers anecdotal evidence so ill provide him with google image results

>>67116829
t. in the top 10 biggest normies on /brit/

I wanna hear my surname pronounced in England 2bh

Just got an email from a recruiter and I think they're trying to make me apply to the exact job I already fucking do

Fucking mongs I swear

>>67116660
is donald trump invulnerable?

>>67116815
marker for plymouth is actually on Saltash to be h

>>67116859
lol

So we going to have any constructive conversations at all or just continue to post random shit in an attempt to get attention

>>67116854
>east or north of bristol
>london
hmm very interesting
poortherner """education""""

>>67116864
obviously lad that's why they're in fucking recruitment

>>67116794
nothing's really wrong with it but the pictures this yank is posting trying to depict average american homes are completely inaccurate

>>67116859
facts

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>>67116849
I miss living in a comfy student room in Halls

4chan has been poisoning my mind for years tbqh

Lose hate, not weight

>>67116863
Fuckwad

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>>67116692
think i need a life

>>67116792
when Churchill constantly told german peace offers to fuck off

chester and cornwall are the same person

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How is /GF2016/ coming along lads?

Not long left.

Reckon I'm top 3 normies on /brit/

>>67116863

Carter-Washington III sounds the same in English DeShawn

>>67116855
i dont see any statistics

>get a call from a job I applied
>having a discussion
>they start laughing even though I wasn't making a joke

rude!
RUDE!

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>>67116901
'no'

>>67116934
FONT

>>67116863
go on then i'll give it a go

what is it

>>67116849
jesus christ m8. how much does that cost?

>insult the north or south
>Not even in the uk
>Not even living on planet earth
>Sit back and watch the human runts squabble
Truly, I am the puppet master of puppet masters, the one who resides in the shadows.

>>67116855
*leg sweeps u*

U Wot M8? !!

*does epic steampunk parkour backflip onto your stomach and fucking crushes your kidney*

REKT!!!!!

us britpostere eh -_-
oi mate,do you mind? me ole wanka? me ole bishop? ya wanka mate? all these britwords we learn on the rookies of the streets of england -_-

anotherthing.US BRITS.ARE teapot steampunk parkour gentlemennies CYNICS.WE DO NOT BELIEVE IN A MAGICAL SKYDADDY!!!

anotherthing. we.say. zeh-brah. not zee-brah. ZED>ZEE.gedditrite yankees 0_o

>>67116894
indeed

literally my exact job description and location in the email

gonna call them a runt and say that I already work for your fucking client DO NOT contact me EVER again

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>>67116729
I am a wageslave.
I just don't have any friends, so I need something else to distract me from killing myself in the evenings.

>67116951
look harder. done responding to you, you lazy stupid cunt

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>>67116931
gf went on a killing spreed so now im single again

>>67116919
>reddit flags
kill yourself

>>67116965
looks nicer than mine which was £1100 a term

>>67116564
what do Americans do in summer when you can't sit bollocks naked in your garden

imagine NOT being from the southwest

tell me how it is because the idea of being muslim and poor scares me

how many of you guys have seen a gator

>>67116461
>soulless
never quite understood this criticism 2bh. what exactly do people want suburbs to feel/look like? its a cluster of houses alongside roads. are they supposed to be anything more than that? if you want culture/excitement just go to the city

>>67116919
fuck off devon we know you're the janny

>>67117012
FOB

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testing

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>mfw Canada becomes even more liberal whether Trump wins or loses

housemate put the christmas tree up already is she bloody bonkers ?? :0

>>67117041
not a B desu

>>67117034
dead meme

>>67116849
>single bed
annoying when you bring a girl over right haha

>insult north or south
>Not even living in the same plane
>Posting from a 4d space
Yes, I am the one you call god. I pull the strings of the puppet masters. They do not see me, but I see them.

>>67117056
thats gay

>>67117012
around 130 a week

>>67117056
more haha

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>>67116931

>>67117056
Buckinghamshire

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>>67117016
i dont have that problem. this is unironically my "garden"

>Too /fa/ for high street clothing like Topman, River Island etc
>Too poor for nicer clothes

>>67117094
ouch

>>67117083
meant for>>67116965

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seriously considering pulling a sickie at work

the thought has never crossed my mind before

it would be so easy, just feign a dicky tum at the end of tomorrow and call in sick the next day and you can get two days off no questions asked

never had a sick day in my year at work so now would be a great time to start

I'm a genius

>>67117103

>my

lol

timothy james byrne went shit after duke's place marlow

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnNyxy7XPfs

absolute bangers hour

I'll start

>subjects are now pink

why

>>67116958
It's just Harrison, but Americans put so much emphasis on the r's

>>67116792
poland didn't give danzig

>>67117134
ratings are shite, the producers will have to add another vinay to spice things up soon

official uk power rankings:
>devon
>bristol
>cardiff
>cornwall
>dorset
>power gap
>literally anwhere else

>>67117094
What's it?

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Reminder if you want controlled immigration you need a controlled economy.

are you ready to be communist lads?

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>>67116394
A rootless, international clique perhaps?

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>>67116446
>that location of plymouth

>>67117032
It's the uniformity of the mall la, a lot of that stems from things like homeowners association which basically force you to conform to a very strict standard.

>Land of the free

>>67117196
literally what is plymouth

>>67117174
what about Wiltshire

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What's for supper, lads?

>>67117174
>London not at the top
All irrelevant places on your list, peon.

>>67117222
an alright place

going for a wank

>>67117174
t. cider-drinking farmer with three teeth and a disgusting accent

>>67115985
Die of dehydration on my 3rd day in because I'm not well versed in the ways of outdoor survival without proper supplies

>t.city slicker

>>67116148
now were they built and then buried, or where they orginially fully out the ground and have been consumed over the years

amazing relics either way

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>>67117174
you're an utter legend me mate wayyyyy

>>67117222
an alright place

>>67117236
cider's for sophisticates

>>67117213
fug
uniformity of them all*

>>67117170
>tfw Poland could have saved the white race if they didn't get so butthurt

>>67117174
alright my lover

>talking to qt coworker about football (at football related event)
>say my dad used to go to every game
>she asks why he doesn't any more
>tell her he died a few years back (he did tbf)
>she starts sobbing and apologising, gives me her number and says if I ever need to talk she's there
>I go back to sipping my beer like a stone hearted emotional operator
>never call or text her
>she's now told the whole office and everyone is being extra nice to me

I am the pied piper and the runts dance to my tune

>>67117135
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xTGrfs5TXM

afraid of linking this one because it was TOO banger

mate looked at me like a mong because I pronounced hertfordshire like it's written

felt like a spastic 2bh

>>67117236
>Cider drinking
And? What's wrong with that runt?

alri lads

>>67117277
But slavs aren't White you dingus.

>>67117240
the island is surrounded by water you dumb fuck

>>67116931
Bit fucked honestly

Thought it was going well but I'm not sure now

>>67117299
heh ruh fuh shuh

>>67117286
wtf??

Is it true that northerners are generally more intelligent than southerners? Southerners are more educated, but I hear they are vapid and spacey, whereas northerners are wiser

got a bulge in my pants

>>67117286
Good post

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>>67117244

>>67117309
alri lithuania

>>67117309
Hola, pendejo.

>>67117286
why dont you sleep with her ?

>>67117298
mhmmm feelin extra funky now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imYJpr09IgQ

>>67117337
>>67117299
it is pronounced like it's written

you thinking of hereford?

>>67117178
left me 3 days before me birthday for bollocks reasons by text

it's only got worse for me since then (this was 3 weeks ago)

>>67117317
They could have cooperated and let Germany do its thing

>>67117224
who?

>>67117277
I've always wonder what would've happened if germany didn't declare on poland

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So apparenly my local pizza place is banned from 4chan

>>67117240
imagine being this thick

how does he even remember to breathe

>>67117343
More down to earth. Less bullshit.

>>67117373
nah, it's pronounced hart-fordshire

>>67117396
howling

>>67117286
>game

Fuck off yank

>>67117355
alri

>>67117359
Hola pirata

>>67117309
hiii

where is the lad who took a picture of himself eating a cornish pasta on a bench at the sea side? he bites his nails

>>67117169
Ah yes, Hersem

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>>67117396

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>>67117396

>>67117376
Sum up the bollocks reasons

>>67117429
k onda wey

lads is it acceptable for a 23 year old male to go out with a 27 year old female?

>>67117324
you can't drink seawater

>>67117286
Upvoted

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>>67117396

>>67117434
that was porridge and he killed himself a while ago

>>67117449
yes

>>67117381
I don't think the 3rd Reich gave them the option

>>67117449
will you have sex with her fanny

>>67117240
or alternatively follow the coast until you get to Hanga Roa and get a plane home

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>>67117396

>>67117449
pasta

>>67117362
because then my emotionless facade will slip away

got my eye on another girl in the office anyway

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>>67117443
bored with me but tried to make it sounds like it wasn't my fault (to condense a lot)

which helps

>>67117396
It was your dodgy cousin Snorri

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>>67117396

>try to fit in on /brit/
>fail miserably

ahh yes

>>67117462
Did he?

>>67117449
give her a couple of fingers for me lad

why does doggystyle feel and look so good?

>>67117520
because it's the natural way to shag

>>67117512
Literally every yank

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>>67117496
Sorry mate

>>67117512
fuck off

>>67117446
t. cheeky nando's aficionado

>>67117515
yh

>>67117520
it's a bit overrated

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>>67117396

>>67117520
maybe you're gay because I have heard they like to be fucked doggy style

"I miss the sesh. As you get older, you realise that you're not able for it anymore. I miss the taste of a hash joint. I miss the noise that someone makes when they're taking a line. It's a sudden, harsh noise that is just so animalistic. It gets my heart racing.

I miss that moment when the first can of the night is opened. That subtle crack of the lid. It's almost like the spirit of the sesh is released into the room. The whole feeling changes. People hear that crack and they get hungry. Hungry for craic."

Why is it that northerners are naturally faster than southerners?

>>67117566
When was the last time you had sex with something that wasn't a jacket potato though?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xJWQPdG7jE

>>67117420
>>67117456
>>67117498
fail to believe 3 different australians have all came out of the woodwork at the same time and 5:15am

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>>67117570
take a seat, right over here

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>>67117593

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>>67117580

drugging myself senseless

>>67117498
Okay, how the fuck did you know about my cousin Snorri

I know he's a bit out there but that's just because he plays LoL a lot, and he would never post child porn

>burger king do alcohol

when did this happen?

>>67117589
better at sports in general tbf

>>67117614
It's 7:18 spacker

>>67117580
is this worth reading m8?

can't even deadlift 200kg lads

>>67117682
i reckon so

... we’ve got a favour to ask. The US election has revealed the deep divides that run through American society, and the dangers of a politics based on untruths and innuendo. When politicians lie and basic facts are disputed, independent journalism is more important than ever. The Guardian will hold the new President to account, just as we have held the candidates to account with fearless, honest, in-depth reporting and a diverse range of commentary. When rumours swirl, we deal in facts; when other outlets deliver soundbites, we give voters a voice. But these are tough times for independent news organisations and producing quality, global journalism is difficult and expensive.

>>67117636
Is his second name Nosebiter?

>>67117540
Nah I fit in tremendously. Probably one of the better posters here desu

>go to costa
>can't access TRS from their wifi because "it may offend someone in public"

howling

guess i'm a radical lads, time to blow up a mosque

>>67117675
>>67117675
>>67117675