/brit/

white people
black people

we're all people

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Pasta?

>>67113853
me in the middle

Why do different States count as X many seats or whatever?

>>67113897
>black """people"""

Keeping my powder dry, this thread is going down. Mark my words.

head's killing me

must be that block of gorgonzola I walked past earlier

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14O_4mvB_LA

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Lads I got a new job at delivaroo at the ripe age of 20

How shit is my life desu? It's comfy and I get to cycle but I fear its too late...

>>67113919
different population sizes

>>67113943
kek i got my first job at 25

>>67113897
Why didn't you include Asian people?
You racist prick

>>67113853
Which dock do the immigrants come in?

>>67113943
Do they provide the bike? Might apply

Imagine being over the age of 22 and still making under $45k a year.

>>67113853
disgusting how many ameriboos pollute these threads
why can't they keep their yankshite in /yank/?

>>67113943
always laugh when twerps like you who are barely out of their teens think their life is over for whatever arbitrary reason they're crying about.

fuck off.

>>67113943
would quite honestly ride into the path of a moving bus if I were you

get your fucking shit together lad

>>67113943
too late for what

hate aussies

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPMuvFvQWhs

N E W

F R E S H

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>>67113922
If this thread goes down, i'm going down with it.

It's been an honour and a pleasure gentlemen.

>>67114014
nobody cares
fuck off yank

>>67113993
>twerp

You really are old as fuck aren't you hahaha grandad calm down man

I'm 21 and work 8-5 daily to earn £16,000

>mate is jewish
>just got a job at Goldman Sachs - £40k starting
>last name is Solomon
>dad got him the interview through a contact


hmmmm

>>67114011

learn to read

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>why yes I do get unnecessarily bothered by the presence of americans despite posting on a site full of them

>>67114038
pure coincidence

really need a goth gf

>>67114021
*laughs at you from the lifeboat*

look at this fucking plonker

Eating Jelly Bellys

>>67114034
A year? On one hand you're so much a state that the UN should recognize you but on the other at least you're working a good job.

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me in the middle

>>67113977
No, you have to have your own bike

>>67113993
le "haha twerps im old an wise" meme. It was a joke you faggot, I don't actually think it's all over.

>>67113996
: ^(

>>67114009
Too late to shag your mum ha

Is Ireland ugly like Britain?

It wasn't bombed in WW2 right

>it's a Yank nicks my state gimmick

bet its the same swine that spammed my asbestos post

absolute unimaginative twat

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>>67114038
>Don't look into it go- i mean friend! just good luck thats all, a pure coincidence!

>>67113943
I love cycling, genuinely think I would enjoy cycling around delivering pizzas. Don't like the idea of all the judgement I would get though

>>67114014
>click embed
>see thumbnail
nah, i'll pass

>>67114038
just a coincidence

>>67114135
britain isn't particularly ugly relatively speaking. at least we don't have masses of cheap pre fabricated buildings like certain us states

>>67114135
he didn't use it very well
kind of confused me at first

Getting the daily dose of Alexander Gordon Jahans in lads

>>67114105
genuinely feel sorry for people like this

something either happened to them, or is mentally wrong with them if they can be okay with living like this.

>>67114105
my gf on the right

67114135
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery

>>67114021
is this real?

cant be

"ay lad get a cheeky snap of me before I nobly resign myself to death"

My mate comes from a Jewish family, is extreme left/communist and wishes for white genocide

very fascinating

>24 posters in the thread
>30 votes in the strawpoll

comeout comeout wherever you are

>>67114194
qualtiy post

>>67114223
Believe this post fully

>>67114135
He used it very poorly. I on the hand just copy and pasted your asbestos post word for word

absolutely conked out on the xanny last night

president fart

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>>67114258

wtf should I cop for dinner lads

About to go into the lab in 10 minutes lads

>>67114223
didn't happen

I've spent two years learning and participating in politics and economic learning. Every day I read the papers and try to analyse the current political atmosphere, BBC Parliament in the evening, etc.

I've had enough, I have no tolerance anymore, I'm sick of it tbqh. Anyone who doesn't agree with me literally isn't human and should be fucking removed from their senses via death.

Meet me outside bookies if you have a problem and I'll cave your fucking face in.

>>67114248
I'm not joking lad

He began his communist phase in sixth form and gets the SJW shite from Twitter today

>>67114202
>>67114021
It's from the movie Kind Hearts and Coronets

aeiou

>>67114223
I come from a jewish family and I'm a radical centrist.

>>67114081
>being a woman or a child
you're the plonker

>>67114202
its from the old titanic movie I reckon

https://twitter.com/PpollingNumbers/status/795703936552435712

Fuck off Trump anti-semite Nazis

How does it feel that Clinton is going to win hahahaha

>>67114318
>I come from a jewish family and I'm a liar and a commie pinko

fixed this for you

>docked 5 marks (1.5% of module) because lecturer is a pedantic arsehole

ahh yes

>>67114325
STEIN SURGE

>>67114325
>@trfgrp

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there is no better body on this earth

>>67114325
who even votes for a third party

>>67114343
How about following the lecturers rules?

>>67114343
FONT

>>67114362
shame about the face

>>67114325
Why is Pennsylvania important? Is it a Democrat state?

>>67114362
>tattoos

@67114372
I voted for Gary Johnson

>>67114362
her face wasn't even extremely repulsive before

the rings and makeup and the faces she makes make it bag on head tier

>>67114393
It's like the Nuneaton of American politics

>>67114362
fatty

>>67114379
question was unclear, shall be complaining iah

>>67114362
Name?

>>67114393
In general yes.

>>67114400
>Gary Johnson
well memed lad

>>67114400
shame gary johnson and jill stien are turbo retarded.

A reasonable well balanced statesman could stand to garner a lot of votes in this election

lads I'm not trying to take the piss here right but if I lived in Cambodia during 1975 and the Khmer Rouge came knocking to take me to the killing fields I would have just been like no that sounds like absolute shit

what are they going to do, ring the police? not bloody likely

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Her body is so literally perfect it would be unfair for her face to be anything more than a 3/10

>>67114435
slag tits/rose

4chan has convinced me that the majority of white are racist

Just having a bine alright

>>67114438
>>67114440
Yeah, I voted more for the Libertarian Party even given Johnson's stupidity. I'm in solid Clinton country, anyway.

>>67114488
Hmmmm

>>67114465
>blurred toes

what's wrong with her trotters lad

just had a random flashback to wen I was in year 5 and some 14 year old chav in a Celtic top jumped over the fence to get into our school, saw me sitting alone, pulled his Nokia phone out and showed me a video of him licking out his 4-5 year old sister

what the fuck lads, think I may have somehow pulled up a repressed memory

>>67114400
You'll regret that vote if [insert who you hate the most out of clinton and trump] wins your state by less than what Gary Johnson gets.

>>67114421
??????????????????

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>>67114463

>>67114538
No I won't tbch. I don't care enough for either of them to be upset if Johnson magically pulls a Ralph Nader.

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why didn't the jews just leave germany? hitler was in power for six whole years before the war.

how dumb can you be to have literal hitler in power and be jewish and not even try to escape

really boggles the cortex

>>67114529
think you may have created your own memory also

>phone videos when you were 5

underage b&

I remember when I was around 12, I found a gang of kittens in an alley.

They looked cute at first, and was considering taking them home or calling animal services, but instead I went a different route. For some reason I decided to kick and stomp them until all their little skulls were crushed in. Not smiling or showing any emotion throughout the whole thing

Honestly never felt any regret about it then and hadn't thought about it again until now.

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>>67114529
run that by me again lad

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>>67114465
>Soviet flag
hu dis bitch

>>67114514
>voting for a libertarian when the country will be flooded with Mexicans who'll all vote for big govt if clinton wins
don't get this meme

>>67114529
repressed memories are a genuine meme

psycholigists have been highly criticised for pushing the concept and people end up "remembering" scenarios that never actually happened at all, generally dealing with childhood abuse.

The simple fact is the more traumatic a memory is the more likely you are to remember it

Molly's fucking lost it, lads

>>67114588
The smart ones fucked off to London and NYC right away. The poor/dumb/delusional ones thought nothing could possibly happen and by the time they realized what was happening they no longer had passports.

>>67114592
year 5 is 5th grade here or whatever the equivalent is in spiderstan

>>67114592
YEAR 5 you fucking clown

picture phones have existed for a while

>>67114609
>Americans

>>67114615
some slag who thinks shes a commie despite being materialism incarnate

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>>67114622
>tfw can't remember a single fucking thing that happened in high school because i repressed it all on purpose

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>>67114615
slagtits or slagface or something on twitter. extremely wealthy cheshire tier slag who cries about her parents on twitter and posts seminude photos for attention. this is her face.

>>67114675
>high school

fuck off yank

alright boys!

So what is Nuneaton

>>67114617
I'm in solid Clinton country, so a vote for Trump wouldn't do much, I voted for Johnson because of muh convictions, and there are candidates for other statewide offices that are legitimately contestable, so I wouldn't just not vote.

>Watch Stef's 500,000 subscribers video
>He spends a good three minutes just saying "Please, please, give me...resources. I need resources. Give me resources please, I need resources", begging his subscribers to donate over and over again while trying to guilt them

effective change of wording. If he said " money" instead of "resources" I don't think most people would like that

>>67114666
>despite being materialism incarnate
Holy shit you know nothing.

>>67114685
fuck off southern poof

christ lads i just tried visiting the politics reddit
understand the distaste for the site now, probably won't be going back there any time soon

>>67114684
she's extremely wealthy? thought she was a grunge socialist not a champagne one

>>67114715
poortherner twat

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>>67114684
she is actually so butters

>>67114685
fuck off southern fairy

>>67114709
fuck off Rosy

>>67114675
if I try I can remember more, I generally don't remember much because I never really think about that part of my life anymore

>>67114719
champagne as fuck she has shown her ridiculously large house before once and she doesnt work, study or do anything

>>67114705
haven't you seen his old videos?

he screams at the audience "ONE FUCKING DOLLAR"

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dinner with the gf :3

>>67114690
nuneaton of your business

>>67114771
FONT

>>67114684
I fucking hate this country.

Post more of the communist slut

in london currently and earlier i walked into a chipper, asked for a petty barmcake and the bloke looked at me like i was a nutter

he goes "i can do sausage sandwiches for £4 if you like"

£4? fuck off

>>67114757
corrr i remember how degenerate her ex looked, wonder what her parents thought haha

>>67114771
FOB!

why do brits care so much about american politics?

Off to lab lads, it's been nice posting here.

*DEJA VU starts playing*

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=03e_1478452730

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BE ADVISED
SURFS UP BRAHS

>>67113897
Some people are more people than other people

Legalise all drugs. It's only wasters that take them anyway. Think of the tax.

>>67114732
https://twitter.com/slagtits

>>67114684
rosy is the reason why /int/ needs spoilers desu

>>67114771
nonce

Off to naples to the first original cornettos factory

anyone want anything?

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why is everyone at university so beta? even the men

even the 6'5 guys who look sort of manly crumble as soon as you banter them

>>67114819
because its fun to watch

>>67114819
just seasonal reality TV desu

>>67114690
Small town in Warwickshire around 15-20 miles from Birmingham

I shagged a girl from there haha

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here's a nice friendly reminder to all our yank friends :)

>>67114843
Perfect weather 2bh. Can't wait for winter to be over

>>67114843
aren't you going to legalize weed soon lad?

california will make clinton win

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>>67114843
bit cold out

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doing a violent poo and pondering the complexities of life

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Anyone want a cuppa joe?

>>67114838
>crashes in the end

NICE

>>67114819
Its funny, we have to take our own one seriously but we can laugh at yours

Ah yes, now John Lewis are peddling the (((black))) agenda.

>>67114851
https://twitter.com/slagtits/status/772120384669966340

I; am walking
The weather; is cold
The rain; is falling
The sky; is dark
And I; am comfy

>>67114819
because we fight in all your wars

What are your thoughts on this lad. A Mississippi native living in Scotland

https://www.youtube.com/user/MSfeller/videos

Really tingles my cranium

left her bloody and crying

>>67114914
cafetiere is mildly better imo

>>67114893
No, because there are 49 other states and it's always Democratic. It's the swing states that matter.

>hand hurts
>dip it in ice cold water for a bit
>pain is gone

ah yes

>>67114684
CHESHIRE MENTIONED

is she actually from Cheshire as I wouldn't mind giving her a bit of my pole upon which to raise the red flag if you know hat I mean heh heh

>>67114843
that's ridiculous

>>67114883
I've got to remind myself to never enjoy one of these comics again

>>67114921
hows that anon

might visit stonehenge

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>Well, anon?

Can't imagine not living anywhere near the ocean

got BO and I smell of celery

>>67114969
is that a ?....

>>67114987
pics

>>67114927
>not using tomorrow

what a pleb

beat her to the pulp lads

>>67114970
fucking hell dunno what i'd do if i saw a #woke qt like this in the street

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>>67114848
what did she mean by this?

anyone else get turned on by scratching their feet?

i've been doing it all day it feels amazing

>have to drive to runttown to return a package with collect+

can't shake the feeling that I might not return. ever.

FUCK OFF PAN HEAD

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>work tomorrow
>and the next day
>and the next day
>and the next day
>and the next week
>and the next month
>and the next year
>and the next decade
>and the next decade
>and the next decade
>and the next decade

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Why is Britain so 3rd world? Why does everyone ignore it?

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BANTER

yank police cars look really nice

>>67114970


errrrrrrrrm no, they're criminals who steal emails :\

>>67114890
Yep yep, it's all going according to plan.

Not too scared, as soon as it's done then it will open up a whole new industry. I just hope all the hipsters don't start opening artisan THC food shops.

>>67114914
Everything south of Ohio needs to be nuked 2bh

hahahahaha just watched that 500,000 not an argument lad video someone was talking about
what a cocky guy

>>67115035
Fuck off Pan Head.

>>67115047
another day another dollar :)

>>67115058
MOGGY MOGGY MOGGY

Need someone to wipe me ass

Poo is a little more messy than usual

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#imwithher

>>67114951
No she's from Shrewsbury, Shropshire

>>67114970
Wikileaks are racist putin trump supporters who want to deport mexicans and muslims

stomped her chest with my right foot until she just couldnt breath no more

ONCE WE HAD AN EMPIRE

NOW WE'VE GOT A SLUM

found this strange dog in my bathroom

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g73XzarTPfw

>>67115058
brutal lol

been invited to a hoedown

>>67115050
it is actually fairly shite here yes

not gonna lie

>>67115050
less space + we fell for the old "brick houses" meme

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Why does this happen?

>>67115105
who is this guy?

>>67115050
Don't think you could roll the average yank down the middle of that British house 2bh

>>67115050
because after world war 2 the general attitude was "we won haha let's put our feet up", and the government pointless spent heavily on nuclear weapons and not high quality housing projects.

you can still see a lot of shitty council estates, overflow estates and tower blocks that still have that shitty 60s look to them
though a fair amount have been renovated if you live in a decent city

also the population is too high for the amount of land we have

push her head into the wall til you hear that crackin sound

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YE5ieWJ-GRY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YE5ieWJ-GRY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YE5ieWJ-GRY

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>>67114951
If this is in Cheshire it's where she said she went to School in her tweet

>>67115132
>less

*fewer

>>67115128
fuck off to islamabad then u paki twat
I VOTED LEAVE

FUCK OFF PAN HEAD

CUNT

>>67115140
I'm Lucy :3

>>67115150
>muh large population and less land

Japan isn't as depressing as Britain

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>go into university toilets
>there's already a guy whose been in there for a while
>having a massive nasty monster shit
>sloppy wet farts slipping out between each plop
>finally finishes, he's sweating and panting
>i only had to blow my nose, but I wait for the most opportune time
>wait right until he leaves the stall then leave mine at the same time
>look at him and say "Hi :-)" then go wash my hands

i am the owl

i sweep up the foul

MIGHT do a wank

MIGHT

>>67115140
see your mum's taken the divorce well

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2g6flckl-SY

ah yes bill maher

>>67115201
heyy x

>>67115118
ian was assassinated tbqh

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>>67115105
>>67115141
the beaowf

Not sure how America manages to be decent whilst literally being a massive version of Slough

>>67115214
Japan is bigger than Britain and has better weather

>>67115154
Kek no, she lives in Shrewsbury (I live there).

I went to the same school and college as her. The school in that image doesn't exist any more it was closed down about 4 years ago.

>>67115214
yes it is you fucking weeaboo

you just see it as better because you don't live there

>>67115214
then explain the suicide rate

>>67115215
you gay?

>>67115252
FOB

>>67115201
>I'm Lucy :3
I'm Pan Head. Wanna meet up and squirt?

>>67115215
you're the reason I never shit in public

AW BIDDA BAW BIDANG GIDANG DIGGY DIGGY DAWW BIDAW

Drain the Swamp is a pretty shit slogan

>>67115261
japanese autism

>went into Gregg's in E. London
>Asked for a sausage barm and a coffee
>Looks at me funny
Why are southerners so strange?

>>67115179
and then you left the UK by the looks of it

I also voted leave

I'm also leaving soon

Euro[ean cities look like dogshit because of WW2

thanks hitler

saw a really fit cat earlier today

>>67115284
stay out of my territory fool

>>67115267
t. stripper shitter

>>67115273
That isn't even part of the school it's a public garden that the school was allowed access to in break times

>>67115252
Pretty fucking close then, the adjoining county.

>go to a Greggs in Holland
>ask for a coffee
>"tea is beter dan coffee"

>>67115313
>Trentino
>>>/deutsch/

>>67115292
my name is kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiid rock rock rock

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>>67115299
>asking for pork in London

>>67115308
At least least you guys have modern infrastructure.

>>67115308
Paris looks shit because of JFs tourist twats FUCK OFF

>>67115231
I quite like Bill Maher desu.

>>67115313
STOP sexualising cats

>>67115299
>barm

back to the 17th century with you

>>67115201
Off yoursen

Girl who said 'Lets be friends' after 2nd date randomly txts me 3 weeks later being chummy.

Wot.

anybody here play guitar? REALLY struggling with the B chord

wish I had autism lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLksISrKtO8

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>>67115345
>paki asks if the meat in uni cafeteria is halal
>"all our chicken is halal"

never eating there again tbqh

never ordered anything from Subway

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>voted Leave
>have dual citizenship so I can live in Canada if everything goes to shit

>>67115350
>go ahead and vote
>doesn't give a fuck about democracy

hmm

>>67115350
do it again Bomber Harris

>>67115350
not entirely sure if i dislike yanks or krauts more

>>67115350
what could the Germans possibly know about authoritarianism?

>>67114819
because it affects the entire world

by the way, stripper shitter is when you need to take off your entire outfit to shit

who /stripper shitter/ here?

its the comfy way to poo

>>67115350
Remember when The Guardian encourages Brits to write open letters to Yanks telling them not to vote for the Republicans?

200mg of caffeine straight down the gullet

panhead is such a little twat

Only one more day of suffering then we get two whole years of TV without an American presidential race.

>>67115330
Yes well done lad x

>>67115381
FONT

>>67115393
My Uni had a fuss kicked up over halal food. turns out it was all halal without being labelled as such and the animal rights cunts were all pissed off. not enough to stop eating meat just halal meat.

Options for lunch:
>Five Guys
>El Poco Loco
>Baja Fresh
>Chic file a
>Hawaiian BBQ

>>67115383
practice it

>>67115399

>Voted leave
>Can get an Irish passport and keep freedom of movement

I am such a dick, haha. Honestly, if I couldn't do that I'd probably have voted remain.

>>67115228
honestly really sad

>>67115429
Would suck his balls though.

>>67114861
go leicester uni it's full of black roadmen from london

>>67115455
ham and cheese sammie

>>67115422
Have to do it in summer 2bh, my toilets in a tiny little room and it gets too hot

>>67115455
I'd love five guys for lunch if you know what im saying

>>67115452
don't trust those pakis, they make tasty food but fucking hell they're 5 foot inbred and don't look like they wash

>>67115383
get a distortion pedal, turn the brightness up and just do power chords

>>67115374
Fuck that, I don't want your kind back here.
There's a reason why we sent convicts to your godforsaken land

>>67115483
haha bit bent

>>67115463
is she ded?

wish i was a roadman

how do we get panhead out of our business?

>>67115371
had long fluffy stawberry blonde fur and light blue eyes

very nice

>>67115422
GREAT post

good lad

>>67115483
ngl I'm craving a burger

>>67115463

looks like fun

>>67115050
that isn't an average american house lol

also the average american house is one story but is still around the same size as the average british house, it's just that the average british house is squished together rather than spread out

source: have lived in both places

>>67115512
I've done studies and people who use the word barm are 5-8x more likely to be cirminals than the average australian

>>67115394
just reminded me of something silly I did a few weeks ago at subway

>guy asks if I want salad
>say "yeah"
>he just stares at me for a few seconds before asking "what salad do you want?"
>want lettuce but forgot what the word for lettuce was at that moment
>"uhh c-cabbage"
>"what?"
>"uhh I'll just have tomatoes please

don't even like tomatoes, ruined my sandwich with my autism

>>67115455
Greggs la

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HOLY KEK

>Some arrogant Brit telling us why to not vote for George Bush is going to backfire, you stupid, yellow-toothed pansies

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/3981823.stm

>>67115528
should have taken pics and let me see them

>>67115519
been there done that

now I just sit inside on my own haha

>>67115469
yeah I sort of regret it now

really sad

wish I was a billionaire, would just invest massive amounts of money into detroit or something see big fat returns and be a hero to thousands if not millions

Lads.

Read the multi post rant slagtits retweeted about sex robots.

They realize their time is coming to an end.

>>67115457
I'm sorry I meant actual answers, not bullshit answers like "practice" and "work hard at it"

does rosy do anything of mfc or chaturbate?

>>67115575
No.

kicked her in the head then stabbed her left hand with a fork

>>67115593
link

>>67115455
chic fil a is genuinely the only good thing about america

needs to come over here desu

drop the silly christian business and bring the place over here and keep it open on sundays

>>67115350
is this another TRUMP = HITLER

>>67115621
https://twitter.com/HAUTEVIOLENCE/status/786636225453010948

first in the series

>>67115561
Okay this post tickled me lad
Good work

>>67115595
that's the only answer there is if you're struggling with something that easy

look it up on youtube if you need help

>>67115573
>2004
>one Ohio county
lel Kerry wouldn't have won anyway

>>67115632
They barley made it to the west coast, kinda weird that they can operate here honestly.

But yeah they have the best fucking sweet sauce and chicken.

I'm with her.
Love are Theresa

>>67115578
roadman is a drug dealer nah? yeah never done that
but the whole outfit with trackies & nike goalkeeper gloves are just top

>>67115573
Same as Obama and BREXIT. Coming up to his seech was a huge swing to remain in the polls and the very next polls after he came over, threatened a fucking trade war with us and ignored the Queen herself asking him to not give a speech regarding the referendum, had a MASSIVE swing toward leave. People don't like outsiders telling them what to do and often are fickle enough to decide their vote on it.

>>67115654
i'm working on AI this summer in my internship. if i can get you a coupon or something for any sexbots that are on the way i can send it your way, what's your email?

>>67115573

>"Real Americans aren't interested in your pansy-ass, tea-sipping opinions," read another.

I thought americans on here were just pretending to be like that as a metajoke

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>>67115713
>with us
>us

>Why cry when your toes are busy licking the windows

Wtf does this even mean?

>>67115725
>"If you want to have a meaningful election in your crappy little island full yellow teeth, then maybe you should try not to sell your sovereignty out to Brussels."

2004 and this yank was way ahead of the curve for British politics

How do company owners get filthy rich?

Don't they have a salary of like £1m a year even if they own a billion-pound company

>>67115772
I'm a British citizen, just like you.

>>67115815
very careful tax evasion

>>67115821
Bless.

>>67115815
>even if they own a billion-pound company
maybe they sell part of it?

>>67115815
No. CEO and Owner are no the same. Also depends on how the shares are determined, how many of the shares they hold, and how generous the board is with paying shareholders.

>>67115871
>>67115871
>>67115871