/brit/

plymouth is actually an alright place

ah yes porn ads on a blue board

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*teleports in your room*

plymouth is actually an altright place

>>67111440
A pound of feathers is heavier than a pound of gold, since gold and other precious metals are weighed in troy pounds, which are lighter than the avoirdupois pounds used for normal objects such as feathers.

>>67111439
True, but it's still somewhat skewed towards Hillary even accounting for the bias.

>>67111545
hiro is losing the plot

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The gf

>>67111505
No
Don't be silly
Everyone knows steel is heavier than feathers

/brit/ for Brit. Pakis and Aussies out!

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haha

blew my nose so often i can taste blood

plymouth is actually an altright place

>>67111575
I'm neither Paki nor Aussie, do I qualify ?

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>queen liz mkII in The Crown
ah yes, get in me knickers you!

>>67111488
Based Ludders

>>67111482
redpill me on the Suez Crisis

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hally happoween

>>67111578
>£2

Wew fucking lad

>>67111573
>>67111567

>>67111590
As long as you don't smell of garlic and admit that France is rightful British land.

>>67111623
last gasp of the british empire

americans made you lot put the toys away for good though

>>67111482
Just so you know, lads, If I go crazy then will you still call me Superman. If I'm alive and well, will you be there holding my hand. I'll keep you by my side with my superhuman might.

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>>67111623

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>>67111654
Sorry but there's no way I'll quit garlic

>>67111659
(((americans)))

>>67111690
is this that fella who said the stupid thing

>>67111699
Israel was literally fighting with you lads during the Suez Crisis

I love how yanks scoff at our TV licence and in the same breath spaff their pants over doctor who, top gear and planet earth

go best friend that's my best friend
wish I had a best friend

bel blanch iel deventa sen ten colp, tl bosch veijen piedies dla volp. I lens plens de neif ie ciariei, a ti ciale, ma ce biei. l'ruf ie belau dlacia pro, ma ega sotite meinel mo. I nsci audun po for mo bel fin, l'majne de dl vedl mulin

>Hyperloop is actually becoming a thing

wtf I love elon musk now

hate it when religious people think they have more worth and intelligence than me just because they believe in a fictional magic man that lives in the sky and controls everything

I really don't think the BBC have covered this Presidential election in a non-partisan way at all.

They couldn't make it anyway more obvious they favour Clinton

>>67111732
nobody cares nerd

>>67111732
I can watch all three without having to buy a Certified Cuck License :)

>>67111734
wish I could speak elven

>>67111657

I'm not sure about how I feel toward mandatory voting. On the one hand I think it's good to get a true countrywide vote on the subject and I think most people would be happy about 99%+ voter turnout in a non-mandatory voting nation.

On the other hand if you can't be arsed to vote then do we really want that person, who clearly doesn't care enough to take less than 30minutes out of their day to post a letter or go to a polling booth, getting a say in an important election with many aspects to it.

>>67111743
>Mars will have a million people in your lifetime

>>67111732
Stupid fucking post, m8.

ah yes eddie izzard

here comes the former colonies

found something better than tinder

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Really makes you think

>>67111810
more like eddie lizard

>>67111789
mandatory voting only makes sense with a truly informed public which no country has

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>>67111810
eden hazard lad

>>67111753
you're correct, if anything all the blatant bias in formerly respected news agencies have pushed me to lean in favour of trump more than me actually liking the guy.

Can't shake the feeling im being manipulated with mainstream news these days

>>67111821
Grindr?

>tfw we're responsible for Prussia elevating to a world power
>tfw we're responsible for the state of Israel
>tfw we're responsible for WWII
what next lads

>>67111821
A pub?
An escort service?

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Just think, in 30 hours, Trump will be a worldwide figure of ridicule and the United States will have it's first female President Elect

>>67111825
Brain is generating massive amounts of heat

>>67111851
>Can't shake the feeling im being manipulated with mainstream news these days

ignore the feeling lad, its (((nothing)))

>>67111825
Berlin Wall was pretty effective tbf, ought to take notes

>>67111825
>building a wall
It worked for us and the Chinese

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>>67111862
>>67111877
this, says it right there; better than tinder

>>67111753
>being biased when one candidate is a pure meme

i for one, want the media to speak their mind instead of trying to appear pc and unbiased

how's your moustache coming along then?

>tfw 23 and still only get a slightly fluffy upper lip

>>67111882
when they elect hillary i want to see them personally apologize to /brit/

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>>67111922
>beter dan

>>67111789
Same as well. On one hand, mandatory voting is in some sense unamerican much like mandatory anything is, and having a ton of apathetic voters voting is almost as bad as them not voting. On the other, our voter turnout is ludicrously low. All in all, I'd probably move election day to the weekend so that more people could vote.

>>67111825
>Hitler built the Berlin Wall
really makes you think

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>>67111922
>zie fotos

>>67111922
>beter dan
Had no idea Dutch was just English spoken by 5 year olds 2bh

https://youtube.com/watch?v=406KqNDgKuI

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>>67111922

>>67111922
>beter dan

>>67111875
>we're responsible for WWII
ummmmm no sweetie??

>>67111875
if brexit goes through, I hope the EU collapses

I hope we start world war 3

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>>67111922
>beter dan

>>67111851
I thought they did okay with the EU referendum. They were prepared to give plenty of airtime to both sides of the argument.

This though has been quite embarrassing. The program they showed the other night claiming Trump has got where he has through use of conspiracy theories was an absolute cock job.

I know it doesn't really matter as we can't vote, but they still should be completely neutral with this.

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>>67111922
>beter dan

>>67111922
>beter dan

is dutch even a real language

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>>67111922
>beter dan

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>>67111875
>its a germany dindu nuffin brits are the meanies in ww2 episode

Fuck off runt

having some toast with a tiny bit of marmite
shit tastes nasty in large quantities but its pretty good when you lightly spread it on toast

i give it a 6/10

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>>67111922
Genuine tears lads

>>67111991
ww3 will be over in 10 minutes depending on who sends the first nukes

In a lecture RIGHT NOW about normal vs abnormal behavior
Hmmm

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>>67111922
>beter dan

if you learn some german together with knowing english dutch becomes quite a fascinating language. it's like an english/german rape baby

>>67111922
>beter dan
Apparently Dutch is glorified Ebonics

only got two tinder matches today

feeling depressed and a tad ugly 2bh

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>>67111922

I never knew Dutch was just a 13 year old text typing English. I wonder if double dutch is really as hard as I was lead to believe.

>>67111940
>>67111976
>>67111978
>>67111980
>>67111981
>>67111993
>>67112018
>>67112030
>>67112031
>>67112055
>>67112066
>>67112083
Epic!

>>67111922
include me in the r/4chan screenshot

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>get a letter from HMRC about 6 months ago saying I owe them £1300
>rang them to tell them their calculation had an obvious huge error
>today get another letter
>they decided they actually owe me £511

>>67111922
>>67111922
*chortles*

>>67111991
would be a nice one to add to the list

>>67111984
>>67112032
why else would we have declared war if not for the (((interests))) of our (((allies)))

English is literally a mix of French/German/Latin you cretinous mongoloids

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beter who?

>>67112139
And Greek

>>67111928
That's missing the point. The BBC has to remain neutral and non-partisan regardless of how fucking wacky one side of the argument may be.

WW3 best day of my life 2bh

>>67112116
all mine

>>67112139
Latin descends from ancient north african dialects

NEED to put this flying dutchman out of business

that is an inordinate amount (you)s for a JF mobileposter

found a flavour beter dan prawn cocktail lads

Just found out Netflix only plays 1080p on Safari and Internet Explorer

fucks sake

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Unironically want every single lefty to jump off a bridge

>>67112125
Yeah we best let Germany just wander on across western Europe unharmed I'm sure after they've taken over their immediate neighbours and control the entire French navy fleet 25 miles from our borders that Hitler will say, enough is enough no need to keep expanding! we have enough power now best leave britain alone because of they one third party quote where i said i loved anglos! absolutely no reason to invade britain

>>67111922
hello /r/4chan, include me in the screencap
/u/bottomlulz is a cuck

Kek. One Dutch lad makes one post that is infinitely more hilarious than anything any Aussie has ever posted on /brit/

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>frisian is apparently closer to english than dutch
>dutch still looks visibly closer

ah yes so-called language experts

>>67112116
>implying Dutch isn't beter dan English

>>67112181
Look up the Dutch word for whipped cream

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>>67112206
>Unironically want every single lefty to jump off a bridge

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>>67112162
nad

>>67112207
you expecting me to read a word of this straw person?

>>67112206
>lefties
>democratic party drones

ah yes

*rides into /brit/ on a pony*
YEEEEYYYHAWWW
*rips of my trousers and starts helicoptering*

>>67112218
when they speak it almost sounds like English to us desu

what do you think a medieval pauper would write if you gave him a laptop and opened /brit/

>>67112206
Was at a PirateParty panel at a games convention this weekend and someone mentioned assange. Heard a guy behind me say no I don't want to listen to him anymore.

How can they be so willingly ignorant just because he is speaking out against someone they like in a foreign country?

>>67112207
uh no lad hitler was actually really nice but those blasted jews made him look bad :)

>>67112218
It's palatalization IIRC. English and Frisian have stuff like Church/Tsjerke and Cheese/Tsiis while Dutch has Kerk and Kaas, respectively.

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business idea: buy a used Mercedes E-Class

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In my LSD book by Stan Grof there's several case studies of mental patients who underwent LSD therapy in the 60s, one of them is startlingly similar to our resident twat

>Richard was a twenty-six-year-old student who had suffered for several years from severe, unrelenting depression that resulted in six serious suicidal attempts

>In a state of utter despair precipitated by his inability to handle his sexual drives, he attempted to castrate himself by ingesting large doses of estrogen hormones.

>One of the most important COEX systems uncovered during Richard's LSD therapy was related to his passivity, helplessness, and the role of victim that he had tended to assume in a variety of life situations.

>Richard was expelled from the university after having had considerable trouble of a political nature during the so-called "Stalin personality cult."

>>67112286
>haha this guy's a cuckold he gave me his magic box

>bbc: police have named two prisoners who have escaped from prison
>doesn't name them

ah yes

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>>67112286
post slags lmao

>>67112246
>you're strawmanning
>but i didn't read it

i know calling an argument a strawman without reading it is /pol/ training 101 but this is /brit/

>>67112239
would be much better if he had 3-5 dogs

>>67112286
>implying medieval paupers can write

>>67112347
>not updating the article

80 IQ

>>67112213
it wasn't that funny mate

>tfw so edgy scientists haven't even invented a shape to accurately describe me

Tread carefully around me lads. I WILL attack you

>>67112286
nothing because he's be illiterate

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There she goes
There she goes again
Racing through' my brain
And I just can't contain
This feelin' that remains

>>67112286
Oi bruv, ur bustin my balls m8

But in reality they probably were illiterate.

>>67112347
Eh?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-37902148

>>67112286
suicide posting would be funny
>more welcome is the stroke of death to me than summer sun to England

got a big stonking willy

/cum/

>>67112367
Which tells you everything you need to know about Aussie's """""humour"""""

>>67112373
>he's be illiterate

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>>67112371
*trods carelessly around you*

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>>67112390
>http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-37902148
>James Whitlock, 31, and Matthew Baker, 28, used pillows to look like bodies to make it look like they were asleep.
>British Police

Why is h3h3reddit so different to the rest of Jews?

Did he not get the message?

Cheated on the missus again lads

>>67112418
lol cum

>>67112431
this really made me think

>>67112432
what a mong haha

got a tiny little worm of a willy

>>67112286
Just think, medieval paupers never saw more than a handful of naked women

You've probably seen more naked women than all the greatest players of medieval times combined.

>>67112462
>>>/reddit/

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>>67112319
so Amir just needs a large quantity of LSD?

>>67112462
controlled opposition

>>67112456
said on the radio it was mannequins

how do witnesses/journalists get that kind of info wrong?

business idea: buy a tiny sample of ebola and drop it in london somewhere

>>67112478
And we have access to more knowledge than all of the great Medieval Universities combined. What a time to be alive.

/britcu/

might have to pre-preemptively kuck the proto gf before she kucks me lads

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anyone seen fargo season 2

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>>67112462
>e-celebs

>>67112478
ive seen my mum naked once but no other girls

got a blowjob from a girl once but she never took her bra off (apparently this is common i dont know if thats true, girls being all shy about their tits even when you're got your fingers inside them)

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Back from my nip tuck

>>67112502
>an irrelevant comedy youtube channel is controlled op

too much SUPER MALE VITALITY me thinks

>>67112478
do you think medieval paupers used to do blowjobs and stuff or had they not been invented then

farts are absolutely fucking rank all day lads jesus

>>67112525
Yea

>>67112539
you've seen hundreds of naked women on the internet m8

>>67112540
I wonder if people like this wake up, look in the mirror and go, "Fuck me I look amazing"

>>67112555
shut the fuck up you potato twat

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>>67112525
season 1 was comfier (my opinion)

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We need to unite as one multicultural nation

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>>67112540
why would anyone do such a thing

>>67112560
good innit

>>67112164
>>67112164
>neutral and non-partisan

the bbc or any other news outlet for that matter have no such obligation whatsoever.

you might as well listen the news from a robot then. it's unnatural for anyone to remain unbiased or have a particular opinion. when someone tries to appear anything but themselves it just doesn't resonate with anyone.

at least by having a side, i know where they stand.

>>67112555
>potatonigger

>>67112540
what the fuck they look like bo selecta characters

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>>67112591
I disagree but I respect your opinion, really liked the music and deep quotes blackman in season 2, + this guy was pretty based.

Malvo is the ultimate villain though

>>67112605
is this what hell looks like?

>>67112525
kirsten dunst kind of ruined it for me

ending seemed pretty week

first half was very good then it went downhill a bit

Just watched Shut up and dance by Black Mirror.

That fucking ending

>>67112613
>the bbc or any other news outlet for that matter have no such obligation whatsoever.
Actually the BBC does.

>>67112608
Yeah it didn't disapoint although I prefer the 1rst season
Kirsten Dunst does strange things to my pee pee tho

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>>67112605
>>67112663
no this is heaven

>>67112613
you don't know anything about the BBC then.

I get where your coming from, but wanting your news to "have a side" is nonsense cultivated by you living in america too long

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Are you ready?

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>watching cuck mirror

>>67112711
he's a shit politician

>>67112670
I thought she was looking top sexy in it gotta be honest. her character was turbo foolish though

I didn't mind the ending but yeah the middle of the season was probably the best

A message consisting of a set of ten guidelines or principles is engraved on the Georgia Guidestones[8] in eight different languages, one language on each face of the four large upright stones. Moving clockwise around the structure from due north, these languages are: English, Spanish, Swahili, Hindi, Hebrew, Arabic, Chinese, and Russian.

>Maintain humanity under 500,000,000 in perpetual balance with nature.
>Guide reproduction wisely — improving fitness and diversity.
>Unite humanity with a living new language.
>Rule passion — faith — tradition — and all things with tempered reason.
>Protect people and nations with fair laws and just courts.
>Let all nations rule internally resolving external disputes in a world court.
>Avoid petty laws and useless officials.
>Balance personal rights with social duties.
>Prize truth — beauty — love — seeking harmony with the infinite.
>Be not a cancer on the earth — Leave room for nature — Leave room for nature.

>>67112683
me on the phone

>>67112613
>you might as well listen the news from a robot then. it's unnatural for anyone to remain unbiased or have a particular opinion. when someone tries to appear anything but themselves it just doesn't resonate with anyone.

Doesn't need to resonate because it's the news. It's information dissemination. Nothing more. The fact you WANT artisan news channels suggests you've just been deluded into thinking entertainment news is the best way to get your information. Entertainment news is an oxymoron and a parody of itself. You only have to watch 10 minutes of CNN or Fox to see that.

>>67112696
>>67112670
ewan mcgregor in season 3, should be good n'all

Why is it that everyone says they don't care about Hillary deleting emails and it's not a big deal but ignore what those emails actually contained?

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can someone please tell me why seated OHP is worse than standing OHP or push press

surely with seated you isolate your muscles more and you aren't cheating by using your bodyweight to provide an extra push (I view push press as a cheating OHP)

>>67112766
leftie utopian shite

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*sucks through teeth*
sssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

hmm yes back from the gym "lads"

FEELING SWOLE AS FUCK

what did you lads do today? please! entertain me, runts.

>>67112802
Damn I didn't even know there was going to be a 3rd one, thanks Anon

>>67112766
>erected in 1980
>maintain humanity under 500million people

bit late desu

are you surprised the yank wants to be told how to feel about the news provided to him? quintessential ameridrone behaviour.

>>67112805
its just huma talking about period products for the most part

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How hasn't someone bulldozed or destroyed it yet?

Post toot

>>67112881
surf_toot

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>>67112766
>Not French translation on the stone

Delete this we relevant

>>67112753
you sound intolerant

I reckon the UK is ready for its own Obama

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>when some stupid media studies intern fucks up your carefully rigged election

>>67112832
i fucked your whorish mother today. do you like the story?

>>67112878
What is it?

>>67112949
See >>67112766

>>67112914
no he's a shit politician

electing him as PM would the equivalent of electing Justin Trudeau as the Canadian PM

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what a lad

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>>67112907
>hebrew and swahili featured before french

why he doesn't post toot :(

>>67112949
Did you literally only get the internet a year ago

>>67112687
>>67112704
>>67112795

all i am saying is that it is unavoidable. i do understand most news in the US at least is just entertainment and a numbers game to keep viewership.i am not that deluded.

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me and the gf

no bully about my chubbiness

>>67112966
ta lad

>>67113033
I have been an active internet user for most of my life you silly bugger

>>67113010
Ah yes the underclass.

Five scenarios:

>Hillary landslide
possible
>Trump narrow
a good chance
>Tie
possible
>Hillary narrow
the most likely outcome
>Trump landslide
impossible

>>67113010
>no further charges after beating someone to death 4 on 1

what the fuck

going to run a baff

Scientists have claimed that death may not be as final as we once feared – and that humans have souls that can leave the body after their hosts kick the bucket.
It may sound like a supernatural myth, but the idea that human consciousness lives on after death has been put forward by a number of well-respected scientists.
And the British scientist at the forefront of the eerie theory claims that humans have souls which don't die along with the body.
We many not know exactly what consciousness is, but physicist Sir Roger Penrose believes that it's just a packet of information stored at a quantum - or sub-atomic - level.
Sensationally, he claims to have found evidence that this information, which is stored in microtubules within human cells, leaves the body after a person dies.
Sir Roger has argued that when a person dies temporarily, this quantum information is released into the universe, only to return to the body's cells if the host is brought back to life.
He argues that this explains why people can have near-death experiences, and believes that this quantum information amounts to a soul leaving the body.
The physics expert said: "If the patient dies, it's possible that this quantum information can exist outside the body, perhaps indefinitely, as a soul."
And Sir Roger is not alone in believing this, since his theory is backed by researchers at the renowned Max Planck Institute for Physics in Munich.
Experts there argue that our physical universe is just a perception, and that once our bodies die there is an infinite life beyond.

>>67113097
their victim wasn't polish so it doesn't matter

>>67113053
It's not unavoidable though. Clearly.

>>67112687
>>67112704
>>67112795
Not him, but agreed. Legally requiring private media companies to give equal time to all sides violates the First Amendment here, but I do like public stations like NPR and VOA

>>67113093
This

>>67113118
dont get my hopes up, anon :/

>>67113053
Oh I see, you said the BBC has no obligation to be neutral and non-partisan. You're just a fucking retard who doesn't know what they're talking about. Very good, continue.

kind of wish more photographs existed of me just so I could keep record of what I looked like at certain ages. basically have zero pictures of me as a teenager

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>>67113093
>Trump narrow
a good chance

>>67113097
arrested but clearly the wrong people

>america gives israel billions a year

just a coincidence. friendly donations

>>67113058
ffs I'm at the dentist and they just saw this

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wew

>>67113161
>implying you'd be able to perceive the disappointment while not existing

>>67113118
>stored in microtubules within human cells

Utter shite

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErrEOe9Vvow

getting my daily dose of molyneux and jones

Latest Molyneux has Milo in it lads.

Had to cancel my date and she understood.

>>67113122
are you saying that BBC has always been neutral? show me one news outlet which has remained unbiased. how do you even measure bias? isn't that subjective as well?

>>67113146
sometimes presenting both sides equally does more harm than good

american news networks have done equal presentation of climate deniers vs climate scientists for instance and this is a bad thing,

But with something like an election they really should just stick to the facts of whats actually happening and try and let the viewer make their own mind up.

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>>67113118
>this information, which is stored in microtubules within human cells

>>67113010
a chav-esty of justice

business idea: No Fly-Zone in Northern Ireland

>>67113093
>trump landslide
>impossible

Nothing is impossible. What would a landslide be for you? A certain % of the popular vote? A certain state flipping? A certain % of the electoral vote?

>>67113213
the universe is a percieved series of interconnecting microtubules

>>67113237
Agreed, especially with the whole balance fallacy thing. Of course, some journalism here is still more reputable than others.

>>67113058
That's a lot of cum

I don't think I've ever came that much

How do you increase cum volume?

>>67113235
Are you high? I'm not saying it's always been neutral I'm saying it has a legal obligation to be neutral and can (and has) been put under investigation when they fail that obligation.

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It's the 99th anniversary of the October Revolution today

>tfw too smart for fashism

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Whats winter like lads?

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OH SHIT

MY MATE THAT HELPS RIG THE ELECTIONS JUST SENT ME THIS ON WHATSAPP

CIVIL WAR IN AMERICA

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>>67113318
>fashism

>>67113298
holding off for a few days
edging
drinking water
supplements like zinc or whatever

>>67113318
DONALD TRUMP IS LIKE STALIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and sound like a communist!!!

>>67113299
Not him, but same with our VOA and I believe NPR. Those, and the BBC, are public entities, while most News in the US is privately-held.

>>67113318
>It's the 99th anniversary of the October Revolution today
>7th of November

http://www.strawpoll.me/11596510

http://www.strawpoll.me/11596510

http://www.strawpoll.me/11596510

>>67113334
cold out

>>67113344
>269 269 and the electorate pick clinton
god i want this, the shitflinging would last years

>>67113334
A little chilly

>>67113344
>muslimchigan going red

>>67113334
Not here yet

>>67113363
Irish weather?

>>67113298
drink water, stop wanking

>>67113299
but you did say that bias can be avoided, which it cannot be, clearly.

>>67113344
there are more realistic scenarios to get an even split mate and they involve a red NH and a blue UT

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>>67113255
this is probably the very best Trump could manage, realistically

and even this is incredibly unlikely

>>67113318
(((((((((((Communism)))))))))) was the worst thing to happen to the world

It is responsible for destroying half of Europe and Asia

>>67113355
it's october in the old calendar

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVslWIH-evI

post some bangers lads

SKILLS

>>67113355
The Russians used to follow their own calendar because they're special snowflakes

>>67113355
lmao I just checked it
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/October_Revolution

fucking commies cant get anything right

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>>67113363

>>67113379
especially if Trump edges the popular vote

>>67113389
No

>>67113405
>the guardian

Ah yes

>>67113344
In that case the House of Representatives chooses.

Hello, hello

GANG STARR DO IT AGAIN

Communism was the worst thing to happen to humanity in 1000 years

>>67113409
I think you mean Hitler

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We should invite the French to join the UK as our fifth nation

yes that's correct, Hillary has won, we've made sure of that. We still need you shilling for Trump using the racist pepe memes though, it adds fuel to the fire for when the President elect passes her freedom of speech restriction bill in early January


EDIT: how do you delete a post and also how do you PM users on this site?

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>>67113318

Why don't yank elections have first past the post like the person with the most votes wins?

Gonna take a piss lads

>>67113444
Trump'll get the popular vote and Clinton will get the electoral, just goes to show how fucked the US voting system is

>>67113476
Hitler was bad but nowhere near as bad as Communism

Communism is like a thousand Hitlers all concentrated into one

barack obama is a paedophile and a satanist

>>67113474
need to learn from our mistakes

>>67113498
FPTP is a horrible system 2bh, though it would've made the 2000 election a lot easier

>>67113498
Because the democrats would never win

>>67113498
We do, and in fact it's the primary reason for our infamous two-party system, it's just done by state with the states somewhat imperfectly weighted by population.

>>67113498
>Why don't yank elections have first past the post
they do, the electoral college is a FPTP system with a majority of 270

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JUST

>>67113397
Just because you can't stop 100% of bias 100% of the time for half a century doesn't mean you can't avoid it. The BBC does very well.

>>67113515
Great historical analysis mate, really top drawer stuff

JANNY DELETED THE WRONG THREAD!!!

Hahhahaahahahaha fucking bellend

>>67113353
Most news in the UK is privately held. Still isn't as rampant in it's entertainment news partisan factor (though news papers are completely fucked in the UK every single one openly endorses and tells it's readers to vote for a party every election year)

>>67113556
hillary win all the safe states depicted there and lose the election

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>>67113515
whaoa.....

a TOUHSAND htilres?

my mum keeps putting cheese on my pasta when she fucking knows it gives me a headache.
what a bitch.

>>67113564
>The BBC does very well.
i agree, that's why I watch it and read it. there is no argument here, i was only defending it

>>67113637
classic

Just had a chat with my mate Deano on Snapchat and he reckons Trump is a fucking racist and Hillary will win

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>Hitler was bad

>>67113515
qwtfffff on thousa nnd hilters!?!?

ay chiwawa - not goOd!!

someone post the chart that says we have the best teeth pls

It's an emergency so hurry

>>67113648
he is a man of knowledge and culture after all

>>67113405
What is Hillary's best case scenario in your opinion? 308 to 230 seems quite substantial to me. Also Nevada is COMPLETELY doable for trump don't know why it's blue.

>>67113669
Hitler was very bad

If gerrymandering weren't a thing the Democrats would literally never win an election

>>67113672
the data is from 2006 so too old. dont use it.

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me dealing with runts

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>Hitler was very bad

>>67113707
don't care
post it you cunt

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*googles gerrymandering*

hmm, I concur.

this week is not going to be fun if hillary wins

the amount of annoying, smug leftists celebrating even more illegal immigration will be absolutely grating

>>67113672
why so you can "win" some pathetic internet argument?
i have the chart you mean but i'm not giving it to you.

>>67113602
Peter Lane Jim Woods hahahahah mate its use !! ahahahahahahaha

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>>67113637
>my mum keeps putting cheese on my pasta when she fucking knows it gives me a headache.
>what a bitch.

>He doesn't make his own pasta

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>>67113734
no

a headache from cheese?

head
ache

from CHEESE?

>getting a headache off of fucking CHEESE


the state of some of you jesus wept

>>67113782
you're becoming quite the bully

stop or i'll turn the tables on you

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>>67113676
If there's high black and latino turnout to vote against Trump, coupled with classic Republicans actually deciding not to vote for Trump, this could happen.