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GLUTES edition
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good taste in sf waifu
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>>67108096
she really is the best
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>>67090316

sorry bud it was 3am in Germany :-D
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>cleared off all charges again

Say it with me:

MADAME PRESIDENT
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>>67109091
>insane amount of e-mails
>cleared within days
good luck America
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I BEEN DOWN SO LONG IT LOOK LIKE UP TO ME
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>>67109091
Is this a meme or has she said on record that this is what she prefers?
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>go for my interview at FedEx an hour ago
>go in casual clothes because I have enough experience with UPS at a global hub and that allows me to not give a single fuck
>nigger in front of me is in slacks and suit
>he gets declined because A. he's a nigger B. has an obvious criminal record
>I get the job and even get to pick my shifts cause I'm a fucking boss

Don't you just love being white?
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I love eating pussy bois
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Well, it's over boys. There goes my whole $219 SSI check. Never betting on the elections ever again.
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>>67109374
How much will you be making
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>>67109393
>$219 SSI check

I remember my first job.
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>>67109469
$16.15 starting. Electrical Engineer (I go around and make sure all the belts are up to par and on occasion work on the breakers).
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pm8n9qVIK_8


what has hillary done?
killed thousands of innocent people.
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I really want some vegan pizza
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>>67109374
>Dot you just love being white

:(
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>>67109713
You will eat a real pizza and you will like it.
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>>67109713
best be gluten free as well huh ya fricken HOMO
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>>67109713
I really want to kick your ass.
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>>67109713
I want some cock too
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>>67109746
Nah vegan pizza is better

>>67109750
Fuck off

>>67109754
I doubt you could you wimp

>>67109778
Good for you
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>>67109830
>Nah vegan pizza is better
Negative. What do they replace with real cheese? Cow semen?
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>>67109533
>>67109533
I'm screen capping this and forwarding it to FedEx. I'm also going to post this on social media. This is unacceptable behavior that goes against FedEx's core values

I will proudly take my business else where unless I see fedex makes proper changes.
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should I stop eating red meat u assholes?
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>>67109873
Do it faggot.
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>>67109865
You're dumb
Stop posting

>>67109923
Yes it's disgusting
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vegans and veggies are dumb
pizza is not a vegan dish, stop trying to make it one.
with your gay ass seitan fake meat, fake cheese, fake sausages, fake burger patties and so on.
if you want to stop eating it then stop buying fakes of it too.
if you want a pizza, eat a pizza
if you want sausage eat a sausage
if you want to be a vegan FAGGOT then eat a bell pepper and stick a cucumber up yer ASS
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>vegans and veggies are dumb
pizza is not a vegan dish, stop trying to make it one.
with your gay ass seitan fake meat, fake cheese, fake sausages, fake burger patties and so on.
if you want to stop eating it then stop buying fakes of it too.
if you want a pizza, eat a pizza
if you want sausage eat a sausage
if you want to be a vegan FAGGOT then eat a bell pepper and stick a cucumber up yer ASS
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I want to impregnate Mika
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>>67109923
No
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>>67110095
just stating the facts and all your fedoraquoting won't change them you gay vegan
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first worlders argue over which pizza to eat.africans argue over which ded brother to eat
I am thinking deeply
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i cant stop listening 2pac
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>>67110117
>Commissioned by: Murat

hmm
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Just eating some quesadillas for "breakfast".
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>>67110379
Queso blanco? Fajitas or no?
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>>67110117
Oh yes
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>>67110156
Fuck off you idiot
Go suck on a sausage
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>>67110203
He lives in Serbia now
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>>67110438
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>>67110410
I think it's Oaxaca cheese or something.
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>>67110203
happens in turkey? have you ever eaten a turkey?
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>>67110517
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>>67110542
I make mine with American cheese
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>tfw no delicious vegan pizza
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who else here /stealthshitposter/?

>shitpost
>wait for the (you)s to come in
>delete the post before the jannies get there
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>>67110542
>Oaxaca cheese

Bueno. Madre makes ours with blanco and steak fajita.

Having beef Caldo right now though. Starting to get chilly outside.
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>>67110767
I make my posts so horrid that the janitors wouldn't toutch then with a 12 foot pole.
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>>67110707
Ok, that's weird, but I think it's ok.

>>67110831
Provecho.
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the 90's had really good music desu

https://youtu.be/o3a3ldBRwbw

>caught my dad crying
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Should Finland invade Mexico or Canada? We want to experience what being a colonial overlord feels like. Also we'd name the colony "New Spurdo"
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Rate my breakfast /cum/
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what do gf's feel like, /cum/?
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>>67111632
great
you can cuddle and play with the tiddies and succ on the toes too if you want to
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>>67111608
meh/10
should've used cubed ham instead of sliced t b h
>t. /ck/
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>>67111589
invade canada so we can shitpost with the nu-binns in a brand new general
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>>67111748
Why haven't you made the change to vegan yet?
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>>67111632
A friend who you sometimes have sex with.
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>>67111748
But can you deal with a neighbor called New Spurdo?
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>>67111802
what
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>>67111830
yeah, can't be as retarded of a name as (WEST) Virginia or New Mexico
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>>67111608
>Huevos overcooked
>tortillas look like they came out of your moms ass
>beans are clearly from a can, not even properly stirred

2/10 Americanized pinche guey
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>>67111802
You should make the change to my cock. My cum is 100% organic and will absorb directly into your body through your shithole
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thinking of buying some american bourbon to drink to the election

suggestions? must be available in ontario tho, no "muh local microdistillery" since I can't get stateside that fast
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How common are pure african girls in New England?
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>>67112141
just say "fuck it" and buy a bottle of jim beam
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why does ebay even have a "price and shipping: highest first" option?

who the fuck wants to pay the most money for an item on an AUCTION site?
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>>67112387
>ebay
>ever
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>>67112266
No one is pure once they step foot in this country.

All your customs and culture are already fading, it's only a matter of time before you become accustomed to the social construct of this nation and your animal instincts kick in and realize the only way to make it is to integrate and move up the ladder accordingly through ALL necessary means.

It's not called the land of opportunity for shits n giggles. This is a warzone among ethnic groups and classes. Take what is yours and let the others suffer.

African girls you say? Give it one generation. Hell, any generation except inbreed slave offsprings are good after 1-2 generations TOPS.

Nobody is pure in this country. NOBODY. It's an illusion. It's the greatest lie in our nation next to our freedom.
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>>67112460

>go on amazon
>price is almost always near full retail cost
>CL sucks unless you have your own car to drive out to wherever they want to meet
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thread is boring as fuck without french or canadians shitposting t b h

I came here for bants and shitposts not to talk about food and /r9k/ tier posts
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>>67112725
bye
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>>67112725

*kicks you out the door*
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Quebec should be liberated
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juri > mika desu
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>>67112725
sorry m8 I was just hoping americans would recommend me a bourbon

it's too early for shitposting and trolling. you don't get any good replies until later in the day when the bantlads and angryposters come on
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How do I further spread atheism? Pic unrelated.
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>>67112969
You don't, it spreads naturally as the IQ of the average person goes up.
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>>67112944
I'd recommend you one lad but the only alcohol people here drink is """""beer""""" that tastes like piss

sorry we couldn't be of any help
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>>67112969

pass out pamphlets on college campuses
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Why are you people so anti-vegan?
It's disgusting
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>>67112725
>thread is boring as fuck without french or canadians shitposting t b h

Holy shit what a fucking faggot. Kill yourself.

>>>/brit/

This is AMERICA. Not Hockey filled faggotry with Scandinavians whilst we bitch about some medicore coffee shop and cheese curds on fucking FRIES.

You've been warned.
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>>67111830
Take over that gay french part of canada to stop their annoying whining about independence once and for all, that'll teach em
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>>67113176
take my cock in your ass
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>>67113176
meming. I think you doing the vegan thing is good. Memes aside it is really good for your body and colon. Most people though hate vegans because of the radical asshole segment that cant seem to shut up and down others like the gays.
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>>67113176
personally I'm not against it. I'm okay with consuming dairy and other things, but I simply don't eat meats. I tried going without eating animal products like dairy but it was fucking miserable
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>You don't, it spreads naturally as the IQ of the average person goes up.
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THEY'LL MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
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>>67113145
Live right next to a religious college. How do I not get arrested?
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>>67113107
I tried wine once, absolutely terrible stuff
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>>67113317
YOU'RE BATSHIT INSANE!
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>>67113218
>implying we havent been culturally enriched by both skandi niggers and fucking leafs
we have 5 tim hortons locations in the states, a TON of ice hockey leagues, and cheese curds on fries. fuck are you on about, cunt? this isn't /usa/, its /cum/, Canada USA Mexico
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>>67113325
get a camera and stream it

cops are allergic to being filmed
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>>67113317
NANOMACHINES SON!
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>>67113360
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>>67113218
you need to calm down son
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>>67113317
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>>67113412
>>67113325
DON'T BULLY THE POLICE
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>>67113317
>/pol/ caring about anything or anyone but themselves

They don't care about anything but the destabilization of this nation and other proprietaries. They know this and their claim to this is "hurr this country does it by themselves all the time! why shouldn't we allowed to engage!"

Because they're hopeless, worthless, pathetic, manchildren who don't deserve to vote anymore than the next nigger in line. Lowest of the low, no better than niggers.
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>>67113218
chill nigga
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you mexibros ready for WC qualifying?
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>>67113238
Seriously what is the point of you responding to me in that manner its rude

>>67113289
>>67113295
I see
Its nice to know some people are complete shitheads
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>>67113613
Rude? I am offering you my love in the form of protein enrichment of your butt. I would take you in front of everyone and breed you like a prized wife.
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>>67113395
>we have 5 tim hortons locations in the states
Compared to how many Starbucks or even Dunkin Fucking Donuts?
>a TON of ice hockey leagues
Nobody except Northern hordes play the "I'm gassed in 2 minutes coach! These 2k worth od padding is killing me! Take me out!
>And cheese curds on fries.
Chili Cheese fries are superior in everyway
>fuck are you on about, cunt? this isn't /usa/, its /cum/, Canada USA Mexico
EVERYTHING IS USA you fucking sappy cunt. This is OUR WORLD.
>>67113464
No.
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>>67113681
semen's full of zinc right
maybe that's why whores seem to live so long, good for the immune system
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>>67113517
>Stop using your civil liberties! They hate that! ;-;
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You guys are being silly
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WEED....
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hi /cum/ how is your day going?
mine pretty shit, couldn't sleep and I slept in a bad position
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>>67113722
I could give you immortality anon all you need to do is be mine.
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>>67113772
>>>/int/lat is that way sir
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>>67113772

SAXAMAPHONE

SAXAMAPHOOONE
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>>67113796
If you have alot of trouble sleeping you should try some exercise an hour or two before bed. A good night sleep only requires exhaustion
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Literally what is wrong with mobileposting?
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>>67113796
its been comfy as fuck
been shitposting with finns and making "GAWD BLESS AMERICUH" fags triggered in /cum/ while sipping on warm af french vanilla coffe
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>>67113772
Marijuana?
>>67113898
small ass screen full of shit adds hard to click on shit.
>>67113796
i am alive. dammit it. day already shit.
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>>67113904
do you shitpost with finns all day or do you have any other responsabilites?
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>>67113687
>mfw been to a dunkin's once
>tim's was better

>northern hordes
>living in the south
>ever
how's your cousin been? when's the wedding, you hillbilly cousin fucker?
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>>67113947
Use Clover if you use Android. It's so clear and looks great.
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>>67113681
Whatever you are rude and disgusting
I doubt you have any relationships
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>>67113796
It's pretty nice.

I'm enjoying my day like it was the last one. You know...
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>>67114000
I shitpost with them when I haven't been on /mämmi/ for a while
they get really mad when you post in both english and finnish
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>>67113898
Gookmoot is hitting every low as possible.

First it started with the 4chan passes, nobody wants to buy, even when American moot was around, and he didn't bitch and moan about it.

Then it went to cooldown times for even 4chan pass users (I got a cooldown time of over 2 minutes last month for "posting in the same thread too many times"). Which he obviously had to "fix" and fuck up even more than before

Then it went to the /pol/ allegations saying they were the reason for the demise of this site (I have to agree but disagree at the same time, We saw the same shitstorm 8 years ago with Obama, WHITE moot didn't budge nor bitch, BITCH).

Then it went to re-calibrating the captchas so instead of consistent 3-4 digit numerals which were highly visible to 5-10+ letter blurry words, thinking this will entice people to send him money for a pass. Didn't work.

Then came the ads. Nobody with an IQ above 65 figured out how to avoid them, even on mobile.

Now he's killing mobile altogether.

And they say Jews are the worst enemy....
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Rate me /cum/
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What are logical things Christians hate besides evolution?
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>>67114016
>how's your cousin been? when's the wedding, you hillbilly cousin fucker?

Not even white, try again dumbshit. The "South" isn't the 1960's. The South is as much white as Canadian major cities. Kill yourself

>been to Dunkins ONCE
How's living in Montana by the way?

Btw, Dunkins is most popular in the Northeast. Far far from the South you dumbshit.
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>>67114182
payaso out of 10
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>>67114182
manlet
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>>67114206
>implying southern niggers don't fuck their cousins too
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>>67114283
Lol, im 6'1
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>>67114316
>only whites and niggers are in the south

Kill yourself you degenerate anime fat faggot,.
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>>67114375
>6'1
You need to be 7'3 to post here buddy
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>>67114389
>Southerner calling anyone else a degenerate
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Am I the only one here who's a sjw irl
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>>67114446
what is wrong from being from the south yankee?
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How are you celebrating 99 years of the soviet proletariat revolution /cum/???
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>>67114446
>wants niggers gone
>talks shit about the only states that kept them in check

You reap the Whirlwind you stupid faggot. Made your bed, now sleep in it.
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Just when you thought >tfw no gf khv had it bad, you realize there are dudes who got sent to prison at 14/15/16/17/18/19 who will literally never even get the chance to hug a girl again for the rest of their entire lives.
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>be southern cousin fucker
>Kill yourself you degenerate anime fat faggot,.
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>>67114416
is that even possible?
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>>67114483

by lighting a candle in the window for good ol joe
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>>67114033
take my virgin seed deep inside of you vegan senpai!
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>he lives in a Dixie state
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>>67114483
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>>67114619
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>>67114653
>>>
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Hello fellow Western Hemispherers, I have a question that I'd rather not ask on /pol/

Who are you supporting in the presidential election ? (:
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>>67114721
I'm not supporting or voting for either desu
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>>67114721
kill yourself
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>>67114721

I voted 3rd party just for the chance that other parties can get better representation in the next elections
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>I voted 3rd party just for the chance that other parties can get better representation in the next elections
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>>67114721
At first Kasich but now I'm joining the Green party.
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Why do southerners have such a low IQ, bad economy and large proportion of Christians? You don't think all those things could be related, do you?
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Where in Canada is not used for anything daylight saving time (DST)?

I would like to know where places of Canada always have the same hour all year
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>>67114795
No you

>>67114775
Sounds like what I'd do desu
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>>67114846

there is nothing wrong with trying to get a 3rd party into politics. The founding fathers never wanted the country reduced to a 2 party system
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>>67114846
>he votes for the same shit and eats it like a good cuck
>>67114718
memes, aside. I will listen to russian songs like this as celebration.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2k91RewFjw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HK2lNuiD7gM
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hope you lads get out there :)
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>there is nothing wrong with trying to get a 3rd party into politics. The founding fathers never wanted the country reduced to a 2 party system
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>>67114910
anything above the artic circle
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>>67114721
I do know anon. I will vote for weed man or stein. Both are a bit out there on some things, but more trustable then shillary and dump.
>>
hey Mexicans, can you tell me what you think about Zapatista Army of National Liberation?
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>>67115037

but Im not wrong
>>
>>67115017
wtf i hate xkcd now
>>
Americans BTFO
>>
>there is nothing wrong with trying to get a 3rd party into politics. The founding fathers never wanted the country reduced to a 2 party system
>>
>>67115017
I am going to go 7 oclock on the dot just to be a dick.
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>>67114508
Most of these inmates have already lived to the fullest, it's exactly what got them where they are. You pay the price for your sins, in this life and the next.

People take pity on prisoners like they haven't done most the bucket list of most people on this Earth. They've lived their lives already. Now it's time to pay the check.

t. former inmate of the Texas Department of Corrections
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>>67115074
I used to think Subcomandante Marcos was scary when I was a kid
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>>67115115
fucking love you brits
>>
>>67115017
reddit pays his bills, what do you expect?
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>but Im not wrong
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who /2pm comfy/ here?
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me on the left
>>
PTR UPDATE IS OUT

SOMBRA HYPE
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>>67115115
>a sex doll

Funny because that was clearly out of his personal property.
>>
>>67115039
I think in Saskatchewan do not use DST (Daylight saving time)
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>>67115074
They have many supports from poorer states in Mexico, mostly from the South and some violence states. But in the North it is not much
>>
>>67115259
wanna introduce me to your two hot friends?
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>>67114130
What ads kek
Clover FTW
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https://youtu.be/NeK1L8fLX7M
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>SOMBRA HYPE
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really made me think
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>I play overwatch
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>>67114130
There's a mobile app that works around it apparently. There's also adblocks for mobiles that are working their way up due to how shitty ads are on mobile.
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https://youtu.be/nrxLjSo53eM
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>>67115303
they don't since it's useless
>>
Hillfags, watch this video about based Hillary sticking it to the system.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9kmAAp4yd4

#ImWithHer
#RecordCorrected

Repost this on social media so your friends can avoid world war 3 and vote for a better, safer America.
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Who /atheist/ here?
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>>67115502
>tfw parents raised me pagan
Fuck.
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https://youtu.be/cNYkug7tAOA
>>
>>67115419
>>67115327
Ads on mobile aren't even that bad. Allowing ads is part of supporting 4chan. What's your problem?
>>
>>67115490
Nobody cares. Hillary already won, You're two elections too late m8. All this shit is decided in advance. We have no say, on the illusion.
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>>67115074
it's a shame they embraced idpol and turned into indigenist/nativist movement

class struggle is the only struggle
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I have a chaturbate camgirl in the background to simulate company
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>>67115582
masturbate with me?
>>
>>67115555
Since mook took over his new ads literally contain java script viruses. I kept ads unblocked under moot, but blocked after I got a Windows 95 styled pop up claiming my adblock was out of date and to download an update now!
>>
>>67115648
>but blocked after I got a Windows 95 styled pop up claiming my adblock was out of date and to download an update now!

Welcome to 2003. I miss XP.
>>
>>67115566
Then there must be porn of this show, right?
>>
>>67115640
I would love to but then the janny would ban us
>>
>>67115679
I haven't had malicious pop ups in forever. It was pretty off putting desu.
>>
>>67113551
t. ctr
>>
would the jannys allow a new general mixing /cum/ with /mämmi/?

we could call it /fuck/,
Finland
USA
Canada
Korea(?)
>>
>>67115648
I haven't noticed because I've been running a Linux OS for the past few years.
>>
>>67115808
>finland
No

>France
Yes
>>
>>67115808

no gooks allowed
>>
>>67115853
how about /fucc/
finlan
usa
canada
chile
>>
Anyone wanna join Tumblr with me?
>>
>>67115774
Jokes on you. I stopped voting in 2008.
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>>67115892
Whats your tumblr url
Ive got some pretty good images reposted on mine
>>
>>67115892
>tfw nostalgia from 2010
I wish it was the same.
>>
>>67115929
I don't have one. I'm still a little scared.
>>
>tfw no qt British gf
FUCKING KILL ME
>>
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>>67115884
Sounds good.

Chile is your last hope to make neo-/cu/ great again.
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i'm scared lads

i have a feeling trump won't win
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Burgers, rate my road trip idea for this summer, please.

Still in a really early stage. What I really want to see/do is:
>Texas for muh BBQ & burgers, muh guns
>see monument valley and grand canyon
>see Rockies/Denver
>go to Yellowstone
>make it to the coast and see some good cities like Seattle/Portland

Some of the stops are just for taking a break (like Santa Fe) and might change in an more accurate planing of the trip.
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>>67115954
What are you scared of?
Its great 2bh a source of some cool images and grade A porn
>>
>tfw no American gf
>no green card
>can't become a useful and productive member of the USA
H-hold me ;____;
>>
im so fucking horny
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>>67116021
he's finish now that hillary was not indicted.
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>>67116043
I've never been near any of those places. Sounds pretty good though it is definitely an unusual route.
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>>67116021
leave
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>>67116021
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>>67116060
come "visit" and have children with a girl you hook up with so you can basically force the government to keep you
>>
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Did anyone else just get one of these emergency texts?
>>
I want to scream but there are people in the house
>>
>>67116043
this will be really cool
you get to see the western frontier, the american promised land.

kill any chicanos you come across btw
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>>67116135
>definitely an unusual route.

Yeah, guess so. No idea why so many people have to go to NYC/LA... really not interessting at all. NYC would be nice for a trip of 2-3 days (maybe on my way back home), but away from that I would rather enjoy nature, burgers, "normal life".
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>>67116219
wtf i just got it
>>
>>67116219
Nope, that's an american thing
>>
>>67116219
uh oh
>>
>>67116278
I think they are testing it before the election
Shit's gonna hit the fan
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>>67116257
Hippie faggot
>>
>>67116255
>kill any chicanos you come across btw

Will I see a lot of human trash?
I am prepared to see a lot of fat, white trash in Texas, but away from that?
>>
When will god grant me my qt British gf?
>>
>>67116049
I'm scared of leaving my home. I still kinda regret looking at boards outside of /mlp/. Now look where I am.
>>
>>67116215
W-would I be accepted into the American society?
>>
>>67116219
Tighten that anus. We're coming up. Your days of freeloading are over Canada. Time to build a real military and stop living 200 miles within the border and use that land we let you have instead of being a bunch of California Chicano tier leeches. Payday bitch.
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>>67116462
When you undo the deceleration of independence
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>>67116392
When did this...
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what are you listening to /cum/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Z0tylDhWFI
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>>67116462
soon

god willing

inshallah brother
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>>67116537
... become better than this?
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>>67116257
It's a cool route like the other guy said. I'd like to do it but I don't really have the money. IMO traveling America is super expensive. That's probably close to 5k miles on your car then all the hotels in between (or at least one every couple of days). Traveling by car is almost always going to be expensive no matter where you are really though. You obviously can do it on the cheap (and maybe that's how the American roadtrip is meant to be) but like I said, hotels and car fees stack up. I'm interested in doing a scenic Amtrak tour too. Maybe I'll get a 60 day rail pass or something, but that's not cheap either.
>>
When this>>67116537 became the hub of culture and learning filled with cool people while this >>67116596
became a backwater filled with racist rednecks
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>>67116537
This is the 110/105 freeway interchange
This photo is facing south

t. Los Angeleser
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>>67116596

we have more than just metropolises in California, Hanz
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>>67116476
Where do you live
Don't be such a wimp
>>
>>67116398
I live in kentucky, I've been out around there before but only when I was a lot younger and don't remember much of what the people were like.
I can say though that you should expect a lot of flatness of course. Some hate the monotony of that but I think the sterility of the deserts and plains are beautiful.
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>>67116514
I'm trying
I'm voting Clinton for starters

>>67116575
Yes brother
British women will be ours
>>
>>67116666
i don't like los angeles
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>>67116721
I live on 4chan.
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>>67116809

not many people do
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>he doesn't live in based northern american states
t. minnesota
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>>67116809
That's ok
I do and that's why I live here
>>
Hi /cum/
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>>67116021
odds aren't great desu

Clinton getting off again from the e-mail thing might make some voters jaded enough not to show up or vote against her though.
>>
>>67116902
howdy
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ARGONNERWALD, UM MITTERNACHT
EIN PIONIER STEHT AUF DER WACHT
>>
>>67116664
How about you fuck off

I wish that the US was reformed in this sense; the countrysides are the true nation, everything else is just a globalized mesh. Fuck cities.

I definitely do concede however that you're right about hub of learning. Our countrysides and backwater places are really sadly ignored and all anyone can do is whine about inner cities. I want a revitalization of rural communities, I want them to be the face of the American nationality, and I want them to not be shit-tier trash like many of them admittedly are today, I want to make them GOOD. Think pol-pot + hitler or something I guess, but less extreme.
>>
>>67116902

sup
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>>67116865
Fuck Minnesota desu
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>>67112141
Turkey 101
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>>67116902
Hello!
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>>67116228
scream into a pillow but test muffled volume
>>
>>67116885
but you should be sad and start thinking in leaving that city because some people who don't even live there don't like it
>>
>>67116946
>t. wisconsin
>>
>>67116929
>>67116941
How are you guys doing?
>>
>>67116076
Me too
maybe it's something in the air today
I've jerked off twice today in the past 5 hours and I'm about to do it again
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fuck me dude, i have to go buy a bread and outside is like fucking hell
>>67116910
do the media in the US even report the Clinton's scandals?
>>67116902
hi!
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>How about you fuck off

>I wish that the US was reformed in this sense; the countrysides are the true nation, everything else is just a globalized mesh. Fuck cities.

>I definitely do concede however that you're right about hub of learning. Our countrysides and backwater places are really sadly ignored and all anyone can do is whine about inner cities. I want a revitalization of rural communities, I want them to be the face of the American nationality, and I want them to not be shit-tier trash like many of them admittedly are today, I want to make them GOOD. Think pol-pot + hitler or something I guess, but less extreme.
>>
>>67116642
Yeah, that is going to be pretty expensive. Checked and just flight + car for 4 weeks (without fuel) is already like 3k. But I have some money, finish my Master degree soon and want to do something interesting before starting a job.

>>67116750
>I can say though that you should expect a lot of flatness of course. Some hate the monotony of that but I think the sterility of the deserts and plains are beautiful.

Sounds pretty Ok too me. Germany is so densly populated that something like that will be a nice thing (for a short time).

>>67116677
But isn't California pretty much the hippie/commie state #1?
>>
Have a boner
but not gonna masturbate ;#
>>
>>67116980
>>67116993
>>67117021
Are you having a nice day?
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>>67116993
>mfw I jerked off 8 times since I woke up 3 hours ago
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>>67116509
>We're coming up
Can't blame you, Canada is a much better country
>Your days of freeloading are over Canada
Pic related
>Time to build a real military
At the end of WWII Canada had the 3rd largest navy and 2nd largest Airforce on earth, by the 60s Canada was a nuclear power, by the 80s Canada was considered to be the UN's best peace keeping military force. Then liberals happened
>and stop living 200 miles within the border
everything north of that is unihabitable tundra
>and use that land we let you have
America tried taking Canada, 2.5 times, it never works
>instead of being a bunch of California Chicano tier leeches
Those are American problems, also, pic still related
>Payday
Yet another shitty American candy
>..bitch.
Yet another shitty American president
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>>67116991
FUCK OFF
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>>67117024

only in the biggest cities. its much more normal the further inland you go
>>
>>67116985
You make no sense
I am happy and I like it here
>>
>>67117021
>do the media in the US even report the Clinton's scandals?
I don't know, we don't get their stations unless you special order it with satellite.

They come up in news feeds on some Canadian sites I visit, but they get buried by shit posting on Trump.
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>>67117078
>tfw no Swiss gf
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>>67117054
slept bad and have to go buy bread, but at least i'm home
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>wisconsin
>>
cuddle with me
>>
>>67117229
please fondle me softly
>>
>>67117229

*beats the shit out of you*
>>
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just bought a mac
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>>67117229
can i sleep with you?
>>
>>67117297
ok

>>67117311
i deserve that
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>Minnesota
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>>67117078
>Can't blame you, Canada is a much better country
Negative. You're only better in some aspects because you don't have to pay certain bills that we do and it's easy to leech off us because of several treaties and obvious gains/losses if not
>Pic related
Not part of any of those states. I'm actually in the state which is a nuclear power, produces more than consumes, has it's own power grid unlike the rest of our nations, on top of having it's own state military on par with half the World's
>At the end of WWII Canada had the 3rd largest navy and 2nd largest Airforce on earth, by the 60s Canada was a nuclear power, by the 80s Canada was considered to be the UN's best peace keeping military force. Then liberals happened
LOL too bad. Reap the Whirlwind.
>America tried taking Canada, 2.5 times, it never works
Retards take a shot and miss. Claim it was bullshit. Canadians take a shot. Claim it was bullshit. News doesn't hit Washington before it's too late.

Nobody cares fag, we'd still rock your shit today. all that matters. TODAY.

>Those are American problems, also, pic still related
They're first World problems, see: the entire civilized World

>Yet another shitty American candy
Going lower...
>Yet another shitty American president
GONE
>>
>>67117334
if we cuddle yes, it's getting cold out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGRC2LYmHfU
>>
FLYOVER MOO COWS
>>
I feel like Donald Trump probably detests most of his supporters. He's a rich guy from New York. I doubt he has virtually anything in common with most people who are voting for him.
>>
>>67117023
I was at the gas station and I saw this obese woman and her kids getting a bunch of junk food. The kids were actually thin, and I can't really describe it but they all just looked "nice" somehow, like they had a good aesthetic. Obviously non-intentional being young but the aesthetic was there anyway.
This family had obviously crawled out of the fucking woodwork somewhere from appalachia and they talked really weird. I was almost expecting the mother to be a bitch but she was the opposite of that, really friendly in the most American way. It just hurt knowing her kids would grow up to be fat like her and probably get into drugs too. THEY are the nationality, we can't fucking ignore them, they should be the face of the country. We should assimilate into them instead of expecting them to ""modernize"" which actually means turn into metropolitan drones. For some reason we care much more about catering to the needs of immigrants or ghetto blacks or what the fuck ever, that should not be the goal. Hell look at new york for an immediate example, it's a poor shithole and NYC is a giant fucking black hole that they just have to be attached to.
>>
>>67117438
politicians in general probably hate most of their supporters and vice versa
>>
>>67117438
this
>>
>>67117438
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pm8n9qVIK_8
>>
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white people a responsible for this
<-
>>
>>67117561
>>
UK hip hop > us """hip hop"""
>>
>>67117586
too soon
>>
>>67117556
Nice Ruger.
>>
>>67117606
Not really lad I'll finish this thread off
>>
>>67117481
here is the same, fat woman with kids but instead the woman is a fucking asshole and her kids are undisciplined little shits who don't know to control themselves or maybe they are a fat woman with a fucking useless member of society as a father who is also like his kids but more aggresive. God I fucking hate that type of people.
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>>67117438
>the only trump supporters are dumb rednecks

neck yourself CTR

And neck the gullible CNN watching tards that will vote for shilldog
>>
Done
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now it's done
>>
now it's done
>>
noooOWWWWW it's done
>>
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>>67116043
Looks great, desu.

Unconventional and very cool.
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