/brit/

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korean pop

>>67107394
/fr/

Need a bf lads

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>tfw no cute girls feet in my face

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C R O A T I A

pondering having a wank

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*surreptitiously opens xvideos*

>>67107428
>a non-country with a cake for a flag

have never had sex and my willy smells of space invaders

bell end smells like ripe unwashed cock

want to get married and have two kids

>>67107445
Australians are just Brits on holiday

>>67107472
fucking weirdo

>>67107472
nonce

>>67107491
I even have a British passport to prove it

>applied for garden centre job
>got a response
>woman suggested I do a packing job there instead of a weekend one because I'll get more hours
>she'll pass my cv on to a colleague and he'll get in touch

Would have rather worked on the tills but still noice

Dead end street is The Kinks' best song

made love to a bag of skips and now I'm dreadfully ashamed of my life choices

>>67107491
>Australians are just Brits on holiday
*in prison

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MAAAAARMALAADE

found an ideal retail job
going to go for it lads

>>67107472
kiddie fiddler

>>67107524
t. 15 year old

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>>67107527
dindu nuffin mang

>>67107535
Make me proud, lad

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>it's a general about nothing...

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>>67107535
>ideal
>retail
>job

howling desu

offering a free willy lick to a cute boy

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>>67107522
Good lad

why do yanks have to wait in line for hours to vote?

we have a higher voter turnout and I've never seen so much as a queue at the polling station

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>>67107546
I'm 23

>>67107472
Slot badger

>>67107568
im a cute boy

today is just not my day

>>67107568
post lips

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>>67107577
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>67107562
it's at a tailor that I've always dreamed of having a suit from
like it's actually something I would enjoy

>>67107576
only sometimes

>>67107576
yank voting is a complete and utter mess

hillary will get millions of fake votes in swing states

>>67107613
*tips foil fedora*

>>67107577
Your life is such a state palestine's seeking reparations

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>>67107576
Because electronic voting systems are fucking retarded and prone to fraud and hijacking anyway and paper ballots are faster safer cheaper and funner (watching the Ref votes being counted live was fun for everyone in the BREXIT vote)

>>67107631
That's what you get for being a NEET and pissing away years

>>67107630
Fun Fact: Hillary Clinton uncovered mass voter fraud in the southside of Chicago perpetrated by the Democrats when she was a Republican campaign staffer.

>if you cant beat em, join em

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NEED an argie gf

>tfw 22 and in a call centre
can't believe there are people there that have worked there for years

>>67107651
Why don't you try and get into an entry level job that will lead onto something good lad

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>WHINY
>LITTLE
>BITCH

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>>67107690
>boca juniors fan

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>>67107631
>>67107577
Somebody stop this man

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_burn_centres_in_Australia

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>>67107630
*politely nods from across the room*

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>23
>weekend job in a garden centre

>>67107667
gonna need a reputable source on this i'm afraid

>>67107637
fucking absolute state of that fat bastard

>>67107690
>dating an argie
disgusting

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>>67107690
>wanting a black gf

>>67107695
Can't believe you're 22 and working in a call centre

You're no better than them

I'm 21 and I've never had a job.

I've applied to lots but I just don't get them.

the gap between now and sixth form is getting harder to explain

help

Do you know what kind of career you want lads

>>67107568
rimjob w/reach around or fuck off

>>67107491
200 years is a long holiday lmao

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>I'm 21 and I've never had a job.

>>67107741
I am better than them because I'm not 27 and have worked there for 4 years with no promotion

>>67107721
honestly want you to stop judging him

You're being mean for no reason and its not on.

>>67107752
want to do town planning haha

watching a trump speech right now and I notice how the crowd doesn't actually pay attention except for when he says some taglines like "drain the swamp" etc

>>67107725
He's such a state palestine's seeking reparations

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>>67107425
I don't but good luck laddy.

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Ah! Ça ira! Ça ira! Ça ira!
Les aristocrates à la lanterne
Ah! Ça ira! Ça ira! Ça ira!
Les aristocrates, on les pendra!

>>67107770
dont talk to the german autist about city planning

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>>67107690
here's mine

>>67107770
Me too actually but I don't think those jobs are easy to get and I don't have a geography degree

the runts are out in force today

>>67107700
They all need experience.

I did an apprenticeship in IT years ago and could not get a job because I didn't have any customer service experience.

Tescos have no till jobs in my area, it's just personal shopper whatever that is.

I do landscaping work but on and off and landscaping companies all want hard landscaping experience (basically being a builder) which I don't really have, just soft landscaping.

Can't think of any other entry level jobs desu.

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>>67107773
CHYNA

had a mug of urine on my desk for about a week now

>>67107721
His post clearly states he's not getting a weekend job

>>67107808
admin assistant

>>67107800
>girls with braces getting facials

Yum

>>67107844
wrongun

>>67107800
Corr, blooming, blimey!

really, really want this retail job now lads
getting my hopes up when I really shouldn't be

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>So Anon I heard you are Alt right, is this true?

lads

lads

i'm going to something really funny

lads

listen to this idea

im going to...

WEAR A GREEN MORPH SUIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>67107874
no

>>67107819
Urine for a smelly surprise when you finally take care of it.

>>67107747
you need to volunteer otherwise youve got no chance

>>67107844
please don't be such a misogynistic pig towards my picturegf

>>67107874
no

why don't people with so-called "depression" just cheer up?

>>67107760
yeah
you've even managed to do the place up a bit
good on ya, cunts.

>>67107801
just gonna gun for an rtpi accredited masters and use my senpai contacts to get some experience desu. just fucking annoying it's useless anywhere else, i'd be trapped in the uk forever

>>67107876
it is actually quite funny when people do this though lmao

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>>67107770
>>67107795
Sounds comfy.

t. not the autist but fan of planning games

>>67107808
Personal shoppers have experience in customer service. I used to work as one and you'll get people who approach you and ask you directions, questions etc.

fuck I want it so bad and I'm not going to get it

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>>67107723
sourced from the biography. Her Way which is fully backed up

if you dont believe in voter fraud in america you're a braindead useful idiot

>>67107839
>looking for a junior candidate with direct marketing experience
>have relevant telephone/customer service experience
>Recent telephone experience

reeeee

My plan with the garden centre was to get customer service experience to use for other things.
>>67107937
What does the job entail exactly? Just picking and packing for online shopping?

>>67107907
>get diagnosed with anxiety and manic depression
>just stop being so stupid anon dont get yourself worked up
>just calm down mate
>not that easy
>no mate just stop being so silly no reason to get worked up its fine

having a big smelly wank

>>67107911
exactly

uesz the only place i'd want to do planning is the US and there is probably no way i could go there

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>My plan with the garden centre was to get customer service experience to use for other things.

>>67107907
because you're mixing up actual clinical depression with self-diagnosed """depression"""

you can't just stop being depressed.

>>67107808
Should have gone Tesco personal shopping is piss easy, just walking around with old ladies getting things off the shelf for them
Would be excellent for customer service experience

>>67107958
Yeah, pretty much. Early starts though. Used to start at 5 in the morning till 1

>>67107950
>she saw
>she uncovered

Very different things, but I do believe fraud is rampant in America.

>>67107961
>>67107991
try going for long walks and talking to your friends lads

you'll shake it off in no time

>>67107961
>LOL IT'S JUST MIND OVER MATTER

>>67107907
its not always just being depressed, more often than not something in their brain is fucked

>>67107970
>US planning
Just pocket a lot of corruption money, add more grid and go eminent domain on privates houses if you need to lay another landing strip highway across the city. What a load of useless shit.

>>67107970
ooo actually did a look and the rtpi implies the legal framework is pretty similar in aus+nz

they'd be two likely choices for emigration so thats nice

>>67107986
t. never worked a day in their life student who thinks their 2:2 in remedial art history from slough polytechnic will get them a career

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job interview tomorrow lads

>>67107899
but I need income

and I don't want to go begging the dwp for tuppence while I do shitty volunteering wank

>>67108011
I still can
>>67108013
The hours were really weird when I had a look.

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>You bump into my mate?
>let's take this outside you ugly virgin freak

>>67107932
are you buying on launch? its 10% off but I'd feel more secure buying it after some reviews come out

hopefully its to OpenTTD what cities skylines was to Sim city 4

>>67108025
this helps, going walking at night helps even more for me even if a little bit scary.

>>67108061
You'll be fine m8, good luck

yellow warning for snow this weekend lads

who's up for a snowball fight

>>67108054
most US planners are actually doing some pretty good work these days

>>67108101
yeah sure mate haha just need to sort something first

*hangs myself*

>>67107961
mate just get some exercise and think positive hahaha

been at my current job for 4 months, I hate it but I know I need to keep going at it to have a chance in the future

how long will I have to stick with it for it not to seem weird when I leave and get a good reference? 6 months? a year?

>>67108089
those runts would fetch a good price

>>67108101
>>So Anon I heard you are Alt right, is this true?

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Is he our guy, /brit/?

>>67108076
Part timers only work about 5 hours. Sometimes 6 till 11 or 8 till 1

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>>67108089
Yeah alright

>>67108025
>>67108094

Long walks used to help in the immediate sense I guess, but it's kinda like when a physical doctor says drink lots of water, it's pretty much advice that is never bad and can't really harm you, but talking about it only made it worse.

I left the country on a 1 way ticket, alone with some savings and I've been feeling a LOT better since then, but having two parents with a long list of mental disorders, and now diagnosed with it myself, doubt I'll ever really get rid of it again.

>>67108126
depends what it is but i'd say 2 years minimum

you know what, i think ill get used to "madame presidente", has a nice ring to it

>>67108130
no i am a moderate centrist sweetie (-:

>>67108144
Lib dems are britain's last hope

snow is pretty racist desu

>>67108144
yes

>>67108090
I would love to play it on launch but I'm too damn cheap to ever buy anything unless it's on a major sale.

>>67108111
You can't possibly do decent work in a country that's this lazy and this obsessed with a broken form of transport.

>>67108144
No. he's low energy and weak

>>67108169
>black ice
>black magic
>dark arts
>black sheep

VERY racist if you ask me.

>>67108185
Lib dems in a nutshell

I've been asked to provide a professional reference for a former subordinate for the first time ever lads (got an e-mail from a prospective employer).

Feeling like a Big Boy.

>>67108150
thats good senpai. when i get bad i usually go for walks at night and seems to sort me out for a while.

>le christfag milk man
>britains last hope

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>>67108152
oh

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>Who ate all the Jaffa cakes?

Hello /r/ukpolitics I've been a lurker for a while and decided to sign up to discuss the rising anti-diversity sentiment in this country. I was speaking with a friend who I thought was not a racist but then one day he said he thought it was a bad thing that London was so multicultural and that he "didn't feel like it was England" Didn't feel like it was England? I'll have you know anyone with a passport and citizenship is just as British as anyone else with a passport! With the rise of UKIP I feel we could see nationalism rise with primarily the English (The most bigoted people on the island of Great Britain see EDL and BNP) demanding the stop of immigration so the "indigenous" as they like to call themselves, people could keep the majority and we all need to say NO RACISTS! NO, NO, NO!

We need to make the argument for multiculturalism, could you imagine going to London and only seeing white people speaking English? What a horrid thought. I support multiculturalism because who is to say that English culture is the best culture for the people in England? Maybe Pakistani or Nigerian culture would suit them better? Multiculturalism gives people the choice to experience and choose which culture is best for them. I think schools should have a massive campaign to teach all children especially the "indigenous" ones that this country has no natives, it's just been constant string of immigrants like the United States.

What do you lads think?

>>67108144
literally semiskimmed

>>67108130
yeah I'm alright thanks, you?

>>67108101
Judging by how Heathrow got shut down over half an inch of snow when I wanted to visit, I'm guessing yellow warning means that snow may occur at some point in the next six months but it's advisable to already panic in advance.

>>67108126
nothing's stopping you from applying for other jobs while you keep working

>>67108206
depends what you do?

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>>67107577

>>67108100
thanks senpai

>>67108206
I got a good reference from a job I left after eleven months.

>work with retards
>don't be retarded
>manager thinks you're amazing
Would have been supervisor after another six months.

>>67108101
>tfw the coldest major US city and still no snow at the beginning of November

>>67108242
he looks so young

>>67108209
why does everyone have sleeves? jeeeze

>>67108180
they know this and these days it mostly focuses on fixing the mistakes of the past

>>67108241
Working with robots

If you're a pleb and choose to identify with the right and left, and you're not a democratic socialist or a one-nation conservative, you should hurry up and kill yourself

>>67108089
palestine

>>67108299
Hot new trend

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVGINIsLnqU

i'm moving to china for 3 years lads.

anyone here got any tips for life as an expat?

club photographer has got to be one of the worst jobs

>>67108200
Walks at night are pretty hard desu. Live in a city in aus so i shant be wandering around like a moron at night (it's a safe country but that just seems like a bad idea). Have to stick to the daytime, but when the weather is like it is here, that's not so bad at all. The sun always cheers me up.

Miss living in rural England desu think a lot of British expats here miss rural Britain it's not something that can be recreated in other countries. Pretty sure the village i grew up in was built 200 years before we even claimed Australia.

>>67108314
for something like that, the longer the better,

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>"Anon, what's a runt?"

>>67108345
ching ning ching chong

>>67108345
Used to be a lad who went to uni in China and posted here, dunno if he still comes here

I'm 24 years of age and have NEVER held a job, lads. Not of any sort. My parents have tons of money and they let me bask in it so I've never been pushed to get a job of my own. Just letting you lads know.

>>67108314
retro gimmick

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>>67108317
nihilist with ultra-reactionary tendencies tb h

>>67108345
Find a good place to stay because some of those shitholes are terrible. Had a mate who moved out there come home in only 2 weeks. He couldn't handle it. Found a centipede the size of a snake in his bed in the first week and barely ate because he fucking hated the food.

>>67108360
ah im countryside so basically can go anywhere at night. shame.

>>67108305
I'm eager to see that because they should've done this when they had tons of budget to piss away, not when they're the most cash strapped and the most privatized they've been since the war and potentially ever.

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no fap becomes exponentially more difficult the longer you go without kissing a girl tb h

Should I get out of bed or go back to sleep?

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>I'm 24 years of age and have NEVER held a job

Nihilism is the final redpill, with stoicism being the penultimate one

>>67108242
Isn't that Garth Cheeseman?

>>67108400
I'm getting a huge housing allowance from the company so I can happily get a fancy pants apartment in a city

Fish and chips on a Friday lad do you still come here?

>>67108385
ahh yes society

how meritocratic

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>>67108414
>after

>>67108128
>runt

Did you just learn this word today? You are abusing it by overusing it.

>>67108414
>start chirpsing a girl non-stop
>urge to wank goes away completely, whole days pass without wanking

they really are magical creatures

>>67108385
my parents have a ton of money but I still have to work
they pay for rent and uni though

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>You staring at my girl? I know, she's fit
>keep gawking and we can take this outside you ugly virgin

>>67108399
I don't know what that quote is even supposed to mean, but Bierstadt was a great painter.

>>67108222
idk but it's going to be a nice nippy -8ºC either way

>>67108209
must be fucking melting in that coat

a succulent chinese meal

>>67108436
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noTjI3CloYk

nah it's partridge

>>67108466
>overusing it
i typed it once

>>67108470
this guy looks like the shirt lifting gymbro of WhoVille

>>67108381
you've never left hartlepool have you?

>>67108120
doc told me to exercise to shake depression

can now cycle 30 miles a day at a fast pace with ease,

still depressed as fuck

>>67108215
Too obvious imho

>>67107942
Suit job?

ebenezer howard, le corbusier and the automobile have done more damage than the blitz ever did

>>67108482
You flying your air in straight from the North Pole or something? Because even in our comparably more continental climate the lowest forecast for this week is a mild 2°C.

>>67108500
You said it 10+ times in the last thread you dolt

>>67108518
sort of
showroom assistant at one of Australia's most well regarded tailors

>>67108444
Then just do your best to find good food, or at least a place that sells good ingredients and you'll be fine probably.

The general problems of being an expat still apply. You'll probably go through a short phase of missing Britain a whole lot at some point but power through, it got hard for me here once I nearly hopped on a plane home because I missed my dogs, who are staying with my parents because I'll never get them access to Australia. Facetimed them all though and they recognised my voice that was adorable.

>>67108148
pretty much me in the hoody

not the biggest guy but my speed, accuracy and timing are on point

>apply for several jobs
>decide to get up early at about 10 in case they call me back early
>get no calls
>feel really grumpy and irritable from the lack of sleep

ah yes

>>67108553
I didn't participate in the last thread friend, are you feeling alright?

>>67108467
>chirpsing

What did he mean by this?

>>67108571
poofter

>>67108533
And what's wrong with the garden city now?

>>67108581
>get up early
>10

what

>>67108101
it never snows in liverpool

>>67108583
Have had some Hobgoblin so yes, I'm alright. Stop saying runt.

>>67108599
t. never been unemployed

>>67108581
The only jobs that will 100% call you are call centres.

>>67108581
10 early

try 5

>>67108599
>>67108581
>10
>early

You'll do great in your new job

>>67108599
germany :DDDD

>>67108597
Ebenezer Howard hated the city and wanted to destroy it in a totalitarian scheme to force everyone into monotonous Barratt Newbuilds

>>67108599
I normally get up at 4pm

might just bite the bullet and try and gf this 17 year old, i've got fuck all else on and i'm very very lonely

only been keeping it casual because teenagers do my fucking head in

>>67108608
great album name

>>67108616
that really doesnt sound like an insult

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Tell me about the Mormons /brit/.

Did you ever meet any in this country?
What were they like?
And would you consider converting? Say like if you found the perfect gf but she was Mormon???

>>67108608/
Why do the birds fly upside down over Liverpool?


Because there's nothing worth shitting on hahaha

>>67108636
Nonce

>>67108640
*writes it down*

>>67108629
And that somehow invalidates the principle of self sufficient communities?

>>67108670
Bit too cultish for my liking 2bh

>>67108670
Aren't mormons just like yank jehovahs witnesses?

>>67108636
Do it lad. They don't stay fresh and tight for long.

>>67108670
Had a couple come to my door years ago. A yank and a local. Had read about them on here so dismissed them promptly.

Would convert for a 16 year old qt.

>>67108670
They're like white muslims

So pretty based tb h

>>67108670
let a Mormon Tongan kid borrow my Zelda games and he never returned them

>>67108692
>17
>nonce

Just because you can't do anything till you're 21 in America doesn't mean the rest of us can't

>>67108670
Mormonism is batshit crazy, but Mormons are bro-tier so long as you're not a member of the church that's trying to leave.

>>67108686
t. doesn't have mythological giant birds watching over his city

>>67108686
Why does The River Mersey run through Liverpool?

If it walked, it'd get stabbed

>>67108670
was walking through the park the other day and came across a group of four playing ping pong

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msgBdyNTbcc

Listening to this and imagining the bonfires which will be burning all over America in 24 hours

>>67108698
It's a centrally planned city completely unresponsive to change designed over one way of living arrogantly thought to be the only acceptable one

Cities are emergent things, you can't plan them out in detail

>>67108715
just watch the south park episode on mormons, pretty much completely and fairly explains their whole deal in a neat 20 mins

>>67108757
What do you call a scouser in a suit?


The defendant

>>67108779
Or maybe you can. Why would change be relevant if it's self sufficient?

>>67108757
it technically doesn't go "through" liverpool

the town on the other side of the river is a different one

>>67108828
everton?

>>67108770
30 hours, you have to add the time zone difference.

>>67108828
>liverpool is a town

>>67108670
I knew a few girls from a Mormon family
they all spoke 4 languages, did very well at school, very prude but unfortunately very bad-looking and naive

They were nice people though

>that retard who doesn't understand the runt gimmick

>>67108854
Shit gimmick tibih

>>67108810
Self-sufficiency is a mirage just like Autarky

>>67108741
Hilarious coming from America military reserves you dumb twat

Age of consent here is 16 with the 5-year rule as well

Now do one bitch boy

would hack any of you limb from limb on the battlefield without a second thought, it wouldn't even trouble me after the event, I would sleep like a baby in my tent afterwards

>>67108828
t. the one man from birkenhead who hasn't been stabbed yet

>>67108840
no, everton is an area in north liverpool

birkenhead/wirral is on the other side of the river

>>67108879
So you're saying he's not a nonce then?

>>67108903
thanks for taking up the argument for me mate, I really appreciate this

>>67108903
just because its legal doesnt mean he isnt a nonce

he's having sex with a mentally stunted 17 year old girl, theyre basically children with tits an arse

>>67108845
no but birkenhead is, learn to read

>go to Canada
>everyone's nice
>talk to canadians on 4chan
>everyone's a shitposter

odd

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldXgK71pgxs

>>67108934
>just because its legal doesnt mean he isnt a nonce

Are you drunk?

>>67108882
like an aborted baby face down in your own guts after I absolutely eviscerate you, you mean

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I wish I were a woman in France in 1940 when the Germans marched in, me and my daughters giving our bodies to the sexual desires of the very same men that killed my loving husband. Then turned into willing fucktoys as we whore ourselves to them for food, but deep down craving the strong touch of a conqueror, making us pay for his righteous anger, taking the women that are now rightfully his after he proved himself superior to our men. I'd look up at him as he spits in my face and calls me a whore, submissively spreading my legs as I never would have for a meek Frenchman, feeling truly like a woman for the first time.

>>67108874
Well, they didn't invent the light bulb by going "you can't".

>>67108903
Depends on how old he is.

>>67108903
>i let the laws dictate my morality

Fuck sakes, bet you'd be fucking 12 year olds in Spain and think nothing of it

london is the greatest city in the united kingdom

>>67108938
>go to American style restaurant in Norwich
>waitress is fit
>ask what state she's from
>she's Canadian
I've done it way too many times, as well

>>67108938
>nicest person you'll ever meet

>twisted fucking psychopath!

>>67108932
Imagine how interesting it would be if IS actually became a real state.

A state which openly venerates 9/11, is ultra-reactionary and actually opposed to every single thing the West stands for.

No wonder they want to crush it in the cradle.

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>highs of 5 degrees tomorrow

global warming my arse

>>67108883
not from birkenhead, and I have been stabbed as a matter of fact.

>>67109000
london is the blackest city in the united kingdom

>>67108972
Well in this case they tried a bunch of different ways of inventing a light bulb and they all turned out to be shitty

>>67108953
mate the age of consent is 13 in spain

you think a 40 year old man banging a 13 year old isn't a nonce because its legal? The point is comparative mental development should be the determinant, not age

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Remember these good old days lads

>>67109000
It's actually a tossup between York and Edinburgh

>>67109008
The UN would never accept it for the reasons you said.

>>67108995
I don't let laws dictate my morality. But laws do dictate who broke the law, you fucking retard.

>>67106664
Did you follow my tip, lads?

Came 1st at 9/2

>>67106804
2nd. Fuck off, Rasheed

>>67108932
ISIS videos are so edgey, would it hurt to add some humor

>>67109007
shut up you muppet

>>67109009
is fucking novermber m8

10 years ago it would have been about -5 by now

it was 19 degrees last week ffs

stop killing our earth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cy44ocuoWhE

Doing a feel to this

i'm 24 by the way, if that helps the debate in any way

wearing a t-shirt, wooly jumper and a dressing gown

>>67109066

>replying to 1+ hour old posts

kys

unsure of how to proceed with my wank tonight

could go vanilla and just watch normal porn
or I could wank to trannies
OR i could pretend im a girl and make some boy on omegle fuck me

>>67109059
Fuck off Thailad

Noncery is noncery regardless of your piss poor moral judgment

>>67109009
to tru mate !!! worlds no hoter then when i was a kid ,just scientests trying to line their pockets ! pub later yeah? ?

>>67109076
make me gaylord
*screws a 200w bulb into my desk lamp*

>>67109100
bit gay

>>67109121
whoops forgot to say no homo

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>posting an advertisement hiro added to a blue board can get banned from said blue board

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh yeeeeeeessssssssss

Can I bum a fag and then smoke afterwards

>>67109073
https://youtu.be/AUjHb4C7b94?t=16m55s

>>67109038
ah yes lets all have to take mental development tests (funded and control by the state of course) and then we get put into groups. You can only have sex with people in your group or the groups directly above or below your mental development, but no further, or else the government will step in to stop the noncery from occuring.

What could possibly go wrong? Morality™ brought to you by country that can only buy alcohol in government owned shops.

>>67109096
Haha. Arserekt Rasheed cos his nag came in 2nd.

Neck yourself, paki

>>67109120
*prohibits you from using anything but energy saving bulbs*

>>67109142
Posting on 4chan without an ad blocker should be grounds for a ban, too. Gookmoot can go fuck himself.

>>67109148
we obviously cannot regulate such things, which is why when men indulge themselves is such a disgusting fashion we ostracize them and call them nonces

>>67109142
>not using adblock
lad what the fuck are you doing

>>67109148
really appreciate this mate

>>67109142
Who are the 41?

>>67109178
This
>puts invasive ads
>thinks I wont just block them

going to terraform your mums arse it's that fucking big

I'm very drunk and considering purchasing a train ticket so I can visit a Mormon temple and ask to join their church

convince me why I shouldn't
I don't think I actually believe their stuff, it just seems like it would help make me into a man, teach me to act properly instead of like a manchild, and to find a gf.

>>67109178
>>67109185
had 4chan whitelisted for years, not anymore
>>67109200
moot

>>67109233
join the army

>Toronto Muslim police chaplain says women commit 'major sin' if they refuse to have sex with husbands: Canadian Council of Muslim Women says comments are 'appalling' and 'really set us back'

encouraging reaction from the CCMW at least

>>67109233
christfags are dumb and the ones who aren't are sociopaths

>>67109233
Do it
Anything is better than wasting your time one 4chan

>>67109076
Historic Station Data - Heathrow Met Office

2006, November:

yyyy mm tmax tmin

2006 11 12.7 5.4

Hmm

>>67109265
Trudeau

>MSM thinks the whole 'alt-right' movement behind Trump is to push for racist and backwards ideals

Do they fail to realise the whole thing was just banter? Can they not even see through the uppermost layer of irony in backing the obviously meme-candidate that is Trump purely for a laugh?

Catholicism is the only true Christianity

>>67109286
don't bring facts into this

>>67109267
>not pretending to be a christfag to gain moral highground
Didnt see you at church on sunday lad
Tsk tsk

>>67109263
Me under..
Nah. I thought that was me for a second there haha

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>>67109265
>muslim
>chaplain

>>67109286
>>67109076
>>67109310

Historic Station Data - Heathrow Met Office

1948, November:

yyyy mm tmax tmin

1948 11 10.8 4.6

hmm

wish this aussie tourist poster would fuck off

>>67108550
polar vortex
air flow from the americas to us is weaker this year, compared to the air flow from the arctic which is stronger

it's already 4ºC here right now and it'll be 2ºC by 9pm tonight
predicted that winter will average -14ºC this year