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cara

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korean pop

SHUT UP AND LET ME GO REEE

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rosehip tqh lads

sainsbury's > waitrose > asda > tesco > morrison's

>>67104821
Why can't we have those kind of Asians instead of """Asians"""

>people who make videos in front of extremely conspicuous bookshelves to emphasise how well-read they are

the height of wankery

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>>67104803
FUCKING SKINHEADS REEEEEEEEEEEEE

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haha too true x

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Will he come back now lads?

>>67104841
>anything worse than Tesco

fuck right off

>>67104849
to be fair it does look a bit nicer to standing against a plain wall

it's tescos not tesco

>>67104890

>>67104884
TIDF on the set

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>>67104896
>Founder: Jack ((((((((((Cohen)))))))))

>>67104845
There are Asian people/cunts that aren't massive pricks 2bh

>mentally ill trannies have bigger flaccid willies than you

http://is.4chan.org/r9k/1478529611670.webm

grim

I'm off to the Wal-Mart lads, want anything?

>>67104916
read it again, you window-licker

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>>67104845
>Why can't we have those kind of Asians instead of """Asians"""

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>>67104952
and when hard

>>67104970
ohh i'm a retard LOL

it's wal-marts not wal-mart

Woman of the year 2015: Caitlyn Jenner
Woman of the year 2016: Bono

>tfw biological women are literally on the way out of history

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*teleports in front of you*

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>>67105040
*slices you in have with my katana*
psssssshhhhhhhh, nothing personnel kid

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>>67105040
*ice barrages you*

c u in lummy m8

men dont really want women, they want a man in a dress

LADS LADS LADS

OI OI OI

WAHEYYYYY

>>67105076
t. amer hussain

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Well?

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>>67104929
jews rule the world m8

wonder what cums feel like for girls
mad that I'll never experience it

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Question for you here lads.

Imagine in the future right, surgery and mind transplants have become utterly perfected to the point where a potential male trap could elect to have surgery and wake up in a body that was 100% indistinguishable as anything other than a cute girl's body to all who looked upon it.

In this future, would you shag / go out with one of these women if they confessed to you that they were actually born a man? Please also include justification for your answer, be it yes or no.

>>67105108
ok *wanks thinking of this*

>>67105106
hahaha madman

in my dressing gown drinking hot chocolate at 3pm lads

what shall I play

Witcher 3
Hearts of Iron
Overwatch

was always a rapid fast runner but always had scrawney legs, ever since gettin big time on the cycle ting tho got the most toned quads with all muscle bits popping out

feels good, arnie would be proud of my adequate proportions

Still don't have a jewish gf

>>67105178
Witcher 3 lad

>>67105180
How easy is it to acquire sterons?

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>>67105106
HAHAHA YES DEANO YOU ABSOLUTE LEDGE

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>>67105178
do some witchering

daylight savings time is fucking me up aha

>>67105208
whats a steron

GENTLEMEN

THIS IS

DEMOCRACY MANIFEST

>buy a game
>play it for 10 minutes
>it's shit/I can't fucking be arsed

this happened for the last couple of years until about 6 months ago I stopped buying games altogether

regret spunking a grand on a gaming PC and buying over 1000 games on steam now haha woops hahaha

>>67105249
frog tech, juice, gear, creatine

(steroids)

>>67105286
are you me?

I just pirate them nowadays

Memba bionic man

>>67105294
nah doubt I'm you, I don't play them at all now

>>67105280
I see you know your shitposting well

>>67105291
don't use any of that shit am au-natty
but its easy as fuck to get

>>67105286
Yeah I just don't enjoy them like I used to.

If I had a gf I'd probably abandon games altogether

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXwvEDtaNxw
really love how the white lad dresses
a lot like me tbqh

>>67105280
the bane edit of this is the funniest thing I've seen this year

>>67105333
>"ever since gettin big time on the cycle ting tho"
>I don't use steroids

So you were talking about an actual bicycle? That wasn't clear at all.

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>tfw no bad gyal to jump pon mi cocky

>>67105375
yes a bicycle haha

>>67105131
Would it have the hormones of a woman? A woman with the hormones of a man would be top, tibih

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how do we fix Scotland?

I thought Scotland was a great place, with lovely people what the fuck is happening there?

lads I'm supposed to send in some work for 'formative' marking, which is to say that the tutor will mark it and add suggestions before it gets re-submitted for actual marking

but I have not done any work and have been very irresponsible in that regard

so what should I do? should I send the tutor an email saying sorry or should I just not do anything? which is the better option in this scenario?

>>67105399
the boobies are literally and actually blinding

>>67105427
learn how to not reddit space

>>67105416
>how do we fix Scotland?
genocide, repopulate it with english

>>67105363
post it

>>67105438
>>67105399
More CGI than a michael bay film in just one picture

>>67105447
HA HA

YAAAAAS QUEEN!

need a dutty gyal to wine her bumper pon mi

>>67105413
Not to the point where it would undo the appearance of looking 100% like a woman. For instance if you suddenly raised a normal woman's test levels to that of a man there would be physical manifestations.

But in this thought experiment that wouldn't be the case. You can imagine that these proto-women would have the sex drive of a normal man if you like, but they wouldn't have any hormones which would compromise their outward womanly appearances.

>>67105427
See what you can do until the date and be honest with him.

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Lads

High Speed Rail?

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>>67105416
Those brave people choose death over being ruled by brits.

>>67105416
Shetland is so high because there's a massive smack problem there. There's virtually no coke or MDMA there: just smack.

>>67105416
>I live in the patch of N. Wales thats full of druggies

Rhyl is a shithole, even compared to Australia

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ahh yes geordies

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>>67105519
I didn't like trains anyway

>>67105519
>Miss out the North East entirely and make it even more cut off than it already is

Ah yes

just bounced the gf's head off the floor

>>67105496
>You can imagine that these proto-women would have the sex drive of a normal man if you like, but they wouldn't have any hormones which would compromise their outward womanly appearances.

Yes, absolutely, sounds wonderful. All women are to men is just a wet meat hole anyway, so having one that has been engineered to not be a cunt would be ideal.

>>67105519
If this happened I would genuinely consider arranging a meetup in Manny.

>>67105519
Gunna be great but by the time they finish it it will be already out dated (because our government sucks dick) and every single person who has to see the complete and utter disgusting eyesore that is HS2 running through beautiful British countryside will die a little inside. If only it was just rails, but it is not.

>>67105553
Teesside isn't Georgie you thick cunt.

And nowt is legit slang that has existed for hundreds of years

>>67105416
>the post apocalyptic gulag of swansea
>the mad max-style wasteland great yarmouth and lowestoft

What can I buy to fill the gaping existential emptiness?

>>67105564
That's what you get for living behind the pennines you fuck

>>67105605
HS2 will be far prettier than the grey tatty motorways that already run through the british countryside

"muh countryside" just isn't an argument

>>67105605
>HS2 running through beautiful British countryside
It goes nowhere near the best countryside anyway

>>67105607
The correct spelling is 'naught' you runt

I don't get this, why should I as a Londoner pay to support the rest of the UK? Now we're getting pulled out of the EU just because some fat ugly English retards up north.

London should become an independent city state. Also it should be a republic because monarchy is ridiculous in 2016.

Any fellow Londoners with me?

>>67105538
the patch on the map is conwy and rhyl is in denbighshire

It is my dream to move to Hull

>>67105667
>Any fellow Londoners with me?
Well I haven't heard any arabic so apparently not

>>67105667
I'll stand with you.

t. Rupinder

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Just sold my POS pc tower for a cool £75

>>67105630
cornetto

>>67105416
Detonate the Trident missiles aboard the submarines stationed there and wipe the slate clean, wait a few decades for the radiation to dissipate and then move in good white British folk to repopulate

>>67105688
said nobody ever

>>67105688
i'm guessing you like the films of ken loach

>>67105642
I disagree that it's better than motorways, but then again I have actually seen HS2 near where I used to live in the UK. I'm also not making an argument against it the pros certainly outweigh the cons but I think we can both agree, if only it were just rails it would be so much better.

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Just booked my holiday to Grimsby

>>67105703
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01axUpqd2Fc

>>67105667
caliphate for london inshallah

>>67105726
a nice looking futuristic train zooming past a couple of times an hour is definitely preferable to metal cages constantly driving past 2bh

>>67105715
Never heard of him

>>67105703
you can't nuke scotland because the fallout will head south

>>67105726
The trains are already overused, we don't need faster trains, we need more capacity. And yes, in theory, if the trains get there faster, they can be reused more, meaning more capacity, but I guarantee you that it will not work out like that. They will instead be slower than advertised, delayed massively, overpriced, overbooked. Fuck trains in the country. Could be such a nice mode of travel, but no. Cunts.

the declaration of independence is a masterpiece

>>67105677
I absolutely refuse to believe Rhyl doesn't spill over, consider how close it is. I fucking hate the place, refuse to ever go there.

>>67105779
set up a giant fan and blow it towards Iceland, revenge for that fucking volcano

>>67105779
It's a risk I'm prepared to take if it means the total annihilation of the eternal Scot

>>67105788
HS2 is to a large extent about increasing capacity though

>>67105416
typical bideford behaviour

going on a weekend break to cumbernauld

>>67105866
>making up places on the internet

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How do you lads prepare your hot chocolate?
I like to pour a packet of this powder into some piping hot water

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hmmmmmm

need the old noggin' caved in

Bud bud ding ding
Two ninety nine
Go to the corner shop, wasting some time
I asked for a Mars bar
He gave me a Twix
You fucking fat bastard
Your paki shop stinks

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>tfw you realize Brighton is the most underrated city in Britain

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How many chin-ups can you do, /brit/?

>>67105913
Hot chocolate is for the young and invalids

A nice piping hot cup of Lipton black tea, that's a mans drink

>>67105939
based brighton mentioned

tho it is far from underrated

>>67105810
tbqh the drug statistics of conwy are mostly llandudno, i grew up there and in the summer it gets infested with povvvo twats from all 4 corners of the british isles coming for the beach

>>67105939
GAYYYY

>>67105941
about 30, maybe 33

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Reminder

>>67105928
bud bud ding ding 2.99
what you doing, wasting my time?
I asked for reebok, you gave me nike
I said fuck off you paki, I buy what I like

>>67105976
Of what?

>>67105976
me on the right

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ABSOLUTE BANGER

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_t7oZ-TA1s

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>A
>SEMI
>AUTOBIOGRAPHICAL
>NOVEL

>>67105951
yeah but tobbagan

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and that's it?

Okay so I am sending an email to my tutor with apologies for not bothering with the formative assessment work. How do I sign off, lads? "With regards" is my default sign-off but it doesn't seem right for an apologetic email

>wake up ready for a good ol' day of elections
>find out it's Monday
Life is torture.

>>67105751
noice

you will have a great time there. be sure to try the heroin, it's proper decent. kids gets 20% off

>>67106059
many thanks

>>67106042
Absolutely howling at London.

>>67106074
your country is going to hell in a handbasket either way

>>67106059
goodnight

>>67106074
Take more heroin

>>67106103
can you imagine

CAN YOU IMAGINE

HA! PREMIUM AUSTRALIAN BANTER! ALWAYS ON TOP FORM

>>67106074
vote killery so we get to see WW3 lad

13 HOURS UNTIL FIRST POLLS OPEN

>>67106059
"vilpittömästi teidän"

>>67106150
Did May call for a general election then?

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>>67105941
>underhand grip chin-ups
Literally the most unfunctional exercise in existence.

What would happen if you fell down a shoulder height hole? You'd die down there most likely.

What would happen if I fell down a shoulder height hole? I'd climb out with ease and be ready to climb of out 9 similar holes in rapid succession.

>>67106042
>corby
i can understand yanks etc who get ll muh heritage about scotland becuase all they know of scotland is braveheart, the highlands and bagpipes, but there cunts actually know what scotland is like

*chins you*

>>67106150
Already election day here. I'll let you know how it goes.

Is there any chance of someone challenging Theresa May?

>>67106202
*falls and dies after hitting head on pavement*

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>>67106232

>>67106209
challenging her on what

Why are our girls so ugly lads?

Not even memeing, they're shit.

matched with a chinese model on tinder

she wants to be taken out to dinner, think I'm going to pass on her 2bh

>>67106258
thumb war

>>67106186
>can only do 9 front grip pull ups

lmao fuck off you weak runt

>>67106267
pics

>>67106185
Yeah UKIP is 40 points ahead in the polls as well

>>67106258
her leadership

four years left of tories in government + no functional opposition means a very long time to be stuck with her

>>67106186
You think a bar is anything like a right angle edge of a wall? They are almost impossible to hang onto (despite what you see in movies). If by shoulder height hole you mean you can still stand up then any fucking pleb can climb out of that shit with ease without training themsevles.

Also really wouldn't be taking advice on pullups from that skinny fat lanklet in the webm

>>67106275
>that reading comprehension

Give it another try m8 I know you can do it.

business idea: become extremely skinny so that I can do tonnes of chins ups and press ups easily

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lads

>>67106287
she's 6ft+ mate

not going to bother

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ahh yes

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>>67106302
>skinnyfat

would spark you in one punch

>>67106306
10 is still shite

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*scoffs whole bag*

>>67106026
i'm starting to like them desu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pdj4iJD08s

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listening to some Boyd Rice and Rose McDowall

>>67106356
6 foot chinese person? dont be a poof lad just send a screenshot for the boys, im intrigued now

>>67106364
>that one shaved leg

>>67106364
cannot control my laughter

>>67106408
gay twat

>>67106146
Why are all Brits so pro-Drumpf?

post fave Simpsons clips

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Um9rzGPE3Ug

want to impregnate a the daughter of a rich chinese fucker

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>in work
>charismatic, friendly, popular, flirty, literally everyone likes me and I've nobbed two girls that work there in 6 months

>at home
>no friends, live in a self-imposed solitude drinking, wanking and watching shit films

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>>67106399
>£1 at the coop at the moment
>they're right next to the till

>tfw haven't fucked anyone from work
girl said I have beautiful eyes at least

>>67106460
>self-imposed

Shut the fuck up about it then if it's so self imposed.

Some of us are in solitude despite trying what we can.

>>67106439
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=311MVHfA7mA

>>67106501
Local coop has 2 packs of 4 jam doughnuts for a quid, 75p each at the till. But you know if you buy two packs you have to eat them before they go stale so end up being a fat cunt.

>>67106506
Why the fuck are you giving it (You)s?

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>>67106536
>6 hot sausage rolls for a quid

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>>67106423
did it while bored one day.

Felt just like a girls leg, highly recommend it.

>tfw haven't fucked anyone

>>67106569
Why not?

just stepped in dog shit

>>67106564
fun

>>67106427
lesser of two evils

>>67106566
>Morrisons bags of sausage rolls and meat pies always cheap near the entrance
>always expire on the day

Why do they do this, I'm not eating four steak pies to myself as much as I'd like to.

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>>67106364
>>67106567
mate

>>67106592
you gonna step out of it or just stay there?

got a few cheeky (you)s in /fa/ lads

>>67106583
Shut in NEET for 4 years.

Getting out now though, becoming attracted to a girl in my class at college but she looks like a boy, am I gay?

>>67106619
why

is her hair short?

anyone got anything saved to post tomorrow when trump loses?

>>67106631
"doing a poo"

got it saved in a txt file

>be me
>be 195cm masterrace
>waiting at cashpoint
>qt walks up
>'does the bfg on your shirt mean you're the big friendly giant?'
>'n..no it's a graphics card manufacturer from the early noughties, i got the t-shirt free with a 6800 ultra'
>she leaves

i think you lot have made me retarded

Fire Diamond - 4:50 Newcastle

Get on it, lads.

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>>/pol/96632261

umm, lads

>>67106628
It's like half short half shaved, and she doesn't wear much makeup.

Think she might be a lezzer desu but I still find her attractive and we talk quite a bit.

honestly some VERY buff girls at the call centre but the nature of the work means you can very rarely talk to them
hopefully shall be leaving soon anyway

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>A pair of lilac knickers once owned by Hitler's wife Eva Braun have sold at auction for nearly £3,000.

>>67106671
Nothing homosexual about that uesz

>>67106653
That never happened

You don't know anything about memes, I am on the othe rhand am a meme expert

>>67106631
You won't need anything too clever, "alt-right BTFO" will trigger enough people. It's also 9/11 shitposting day on wednesday.

@67106653
>i think you lot have made me retarded
Or more likely a lying attention-seeking cunt

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>>>/pol/96632261
I said

umm, lads?

>>67106631
what time are the results in?

>>67106653
yeaahhhhhh "we" made *you* "retarded"
yeaaahhh, DEFINITELY

>>67106664
Newcastle are beating Fire Diamond 50-4? Fucking hell

>>67106674
Genuinely one fit girl at my call centre (and she's engaged at 21). The rest, literally every one, are heffers.

>>67106596
Got to offload it as fast as possible before they have to toss it or send it wherever it is they send "expired" food since they can't legally sell it. Better to get a dollar or two than nothing at all

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>>67106595
Brits actually, unironically believe this!

>>67106718
screeching

>>67106690
going to be the best wank of this guy's life I imagine

>>67106708
getting kind of funny seeing the wild asspulls /pol/dit can make now

>>67106718
Absolutely embarrassing post. Utter fucking cringe.

I bet you're a Michael McIntyre fan

>>67106708
Not even the same people at all

Everyone knows Maddy's parents killed her

got all dressed up in my running gear but I've just charged down 2 pork pies and 8 mini sausage rolls

>>67106728
I've heard Spoons are cheap because they sell nearly expired beer.

>>67106708
this election has totally mindbroken /pol/

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*blocks path*

>>67106664
Can't see past Mr Potter meself

>>67106765
I regretted it as soon as I posted but this anon seemed to like it
>>67106737

>>67106783
beer doesn't expire it gets better with age

>>67106726
mine's full of pengtings from all walks of life
this one thick girl especially
still not worth working in a fucking call centre

>>67106713
Results officially come in around 10 or 11 pm Yank time, so around 4 or 5 am for you I imagine, although the results will probably be clear before then

>>67106797
>these guys walk up to you and say

>bum us a fag lad?

>>67106692
What do you think I should do?

I'm thinking
>find out if she's a lezzer
>find out if she's single
>find out if she's interested in me

How do I do any of those things? Hilfe mich bitte

>>67106804
Ah yes, the autistic cunt that always noms the favourite in every race I post a tip for.

would unironically rather work in retail than a call centre, at least you're on your feet doing things

dolan trunk wins da election
gonna get a big bag of coke in lads

>>67106857
We'll see who is autistic when we both lose

>>67106841
>U GOT 40 PEE MAYTE?
>Sorry m8 haven't got any change
>*walk off with pockets clinking*

>>67106364
BRUH

>>67106845
find out the first two things from her facebook/tumblr

then hang out with her to find out the third

>>67106860
well it's a step up from your mum's job, on her knees doing things

>>67106900
haha scrubbing the floor

>>67106900
cleaning? only thing I can wring from this post

>>67106900
err my mum's dead

Just realised how crazy the term bum us a fag must sound to other people but it's completely normal to hear for me and doesn't sound gay at all

>>67106900
>>67106913
>>67106923
>>67106928
amusing sequence of posts

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the gf

>>67106941
sponsor us a snout is more common round my ends

>>67106886
Don't have fb and her profile is private, can barely see anything about her.

Suppose I'll just wait until she ever mentions a boyfriend or girlfriend.

How do you know if girls like you? I can make her laugh, is that enough?

mummy and daddy taking me out to dinner
shall be ordering a $120 steak and $40 worth of cocktails

>>67106957
>>67106957
haha

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Holy shy lads remember this hahaha

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kidnapping_of_Shannon_Matthews

https://www.theguardian.com/uk/2008/dec/04/shannon-matthews-kidnap-plot

is it me or are jpegs getting more artifact-y these days?

back in my day jpegs were clear as anything

>>67106966
So like 20 quid in non-monopoly money?

>>67106957
image isn't loading for me lad, bet she's a worldie though

>>67106941
Here we say: can I buy a cigarette off you?

>>67106966
>$120 steak
is that just a normal steak in australia

>>67106988
>cocked it up
>now I have to wait 10 minutes staring at the post in shame before I can delete it

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the so-called gee eff

>>67107010
Bumming a fag means you have no intention to pay for it

knock knock

>>67106961
>I can make her laugh, is that enough?

it's a good start at least

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>>67107013
an attempt was made

>>67106988
bit dark for my liking

>>67106990
haha kept her in a bed with a name i can never remember haha can't believe they got the idea off tv needs to be banned that show dangerous

I think Money For Nothing is my new favourite day-time TV program.

>>67107025
finished reading what the dad said then closed it before it spooked me

>>67107025
spoopy man jumps out just to warn you all

>>67107010
I've had this int he USA and no amount of persuading them, that the cigarette can be had for the cost of $0.00 seems to work

>I'm not a bum, I'm paying

fs yanks, enjoy your free cigarette like a normal person

>>67107042
What should I do next?

>>67107038
who's there?

imagine killing your own child and then going on telly asking for help finding "the real killers" haha bet they were holding back the giggles the whole time

would honestly cry with laughter the point that my cig would go out if a Yank actually came up to me and asked to BUY a cig in smokers

>>67106860
yeah I'm going to look for retail jobs
much better on the gyaldem front too

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>>67107083
*ahem*
fuck off

>>67107025
not even a good one im so easy to scare and it didn't spook me

I asked to buy a fag off a fat girl once and she gave me one for free.

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New goal gf, lads

>>67107072
Ask her to study together or something like that

>>67107087
you on about Shan Matthews? she didn't die lad she was under her uncles bed if I remember right

>>67107100
but you knocked on my door where do i fuck off to?

gave a woman a free dog poo bag earlier, she didn't ask me for it but she hinted heavily

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Deathly scared of commitment lads

Summer is just about to start and 2016 is almost over. Hope #GF2016 is coming along great for you all.

>>67107128
Genuinely laughed out loud

>>67107127
fuck off I've got work to do

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>>67107145
h-ha yeah

could really go for some bubble and squeak RIGHT NOW

>>67107157
where to?

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>>67107128

>>67107025
popscare was too early for me to get invested in reading so it came off as more of an inconvenience

>>67107151
haha why?? just out of interest haha it really happened though a bit earlier today

do you have skype

>>67104952
actually that's because of the hormones messing up their bodies

also flaccid dick size is a meme anyway

>>67107145
had one for a bit and shagged another girl
not too bad by my standards

>>67107196
Yes, what's ur skype I'll add u xx

Asl btw?

not a gran myself

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>>67107199
>their dick is only bigger than mine because their abuse of female hormones made it bigger than mine

Only on /brit/

>>67107139
life is a commitment so why haven't you killed yourself yet?

going to get some lunch

>>67107222
10/f/inside a divan bed

trimin armer 4 free

>>67107231
it doesn't always happen

do you lads consider ed milliband to be a shitskin?

>>67107268
yes

>>67107259
kek, you fucking divan

>>67107268
no

my willy is my second favourite feature

>>67107268

yes

t. david milliband

>>67107268
I consider Canadians to be a shitskin

>>67107288
what's your first?

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2016 was supposed to be my year but all I've managed is a (black) gf for two months in the summer and smattering of random nobbings

>>67107268
>>67107275
>>67107285
then it's decided

>>67107306
eyebrows

really want to taste a willy

no homo

>>67107268
didn't you get the memo? racism is SO 2010 sweetie :) x

shagged a prozzie and now my bellend smells of skips

>>67107309
>dating a nigger

disgusting

>>67107325
really want to have my willy tasted

no homo

shagged a client and now my fanny smells like skips

>>67107353
HEY GUYS IM A GIRL GUYS

shagged a packet of skips and now my bellend hums of wotsits

>>67107325
they taste nice

homo

>>67107351
are you fat

>>67107343
>being a racist

disgusting