/brit/

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cara

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korean pop

pretty gf that loves me

that's not paul nuttall

Isn't that harry hill?

That's harry hill though

why are the things pink

>>67102160
what do you usually think about while going to sleep

>>67102156
What's Harry Hill even about? Is he intending to be a children's entertainer or a comedian or what? Entirely unfunny cretin.

>>67102156
>Now I like Theresa May, and I also like Jeremy Corbyn... but which is better...?

>There's only one way to find out...

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>>67102180
I'll nutall over your face you melt

*heems you*

>>67102160
arrrooooooo

>>67102229
t. had his video rejected by youve been framed

LET THE WIN BLOW HIGH
LET THE WIND BLOW LOW
THROUGH THE STREETS IN ME KILT I'LL GO
ALL THE LASSIES SAY HELLO
DONALD WHERE'S YOUR TROOSERS!

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I am bloody tired lads

PAKIS OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

*Farts*

wew, that was a stinker

>>67102283
she looks retarded

>>67102283
Not that's an ayy lmao

>>67102160
why were you absent for months

>>67102223
something along the lines of what am i doing

>>67102341
post fuck machines

Any organic chemists around?

Going to do a Monday afternoon singsong lads, anyone got any requests?

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Ate about 1400 calories in snacks alone today

>>67102369
Creep by Radiohead

>>67102341
was banned for a while and then i tried not to come back to this site

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Give me a reason to get out of bed lads or at least tell me how to bounce back from an ecstasy comedown?

>>67102397
You can't 'leave', lad

>>67102397
>i tried not to come back to this site

why

acting as our official BIDF ambassador itt: >>67098634

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>>67102156
good post

>>67102387
bad post with a od image. mixed feelings.

going to sleep

can I get a goodnight?

>>67102412
Don't, just relax in bed

>>67102397
wish you'd stayed gone tbqh

>>67102422
cause in the end it only makes you feel worse

>>67102437
goodnight m8

>>67102437
*gets in bed with you*
oi leave the lamp on I want to read

I think Israel is inspiring!

>try to post
>get the street sign captcha
>solve 10 in a row correctly but keep getting told to try again

the street sign one is fucked lads, literally never get it right first time

>>67102412
Ecstasy come down
1 pm

You made the mistake of dropping too late in the night and have wasted the day completely

Get yourself magnesium and eat a good dinner.

https://youtu.be/b8HO6hba9ZE?t=14s

>>67102509
Switch to legacy captcha

>people still haven;'t changed to legacy captcha

have they got learning disabilities?

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>>67102509

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this is the best tweet of all time tbqh

>>67102509
>2012+4
>not using legacy captcha

>>67102509
>>67102509
use legacy

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>>67102519

>>67102509
Buy a 4chan pass goy

crotch has a bit of a pong

*nods respectfully towards /brit/*

alri

>>67102569
alri mountain jew

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JAAAANNY COME OUT TO PLAAAAAAAAY

>>67102412
get yourself a kebab when the takeaways open lad. watch a few shit films as well

you'll be good in no time

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>>67102590
alri

>>67102590
alri

what's yer 'hing?

>>67102393
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1CFAWPV8VAo

Sorry for the interference, still trying to set up the mic. Also apologies for the abrupt end, was just about to start coughing so didn't fancy the high notes desu.

>>67102628
The only problem is getting up to collect my dole down the post office, but that does sound nice

>>67102568
nob off you tosspot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Vctsq9gupE

>>67102612
i wish i was in a gang

>>67102612
warriors was such a fucking good movie

Plans for the next 10 minutes:
>make a cup of Aeropress coffee
>research 0.5mg of pyrazolam

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who wants to get HEEMED

>>67102666
>dole
>ecstasy
>getting up at almost 2 pm on a Monday

Disgusting druggie Leach

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>Historia Regum Britanniae (English: The History of the Kings of Britain) is a pseudohistorical account of British history, written around 1136 by Geoffrey of Monmouth. It chronicles the lives of the kings of the Britons over the course of two thousand years, beginning with the Trojans

Bongs, explain yourselves.

>>67102707
could spark tim clean out

>>67102716
There is nothing to explain

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>>67102671
>>67102612
tfw no uniformed street gang to romp around with

tfw you and the lads will never drop a few cunse while all wearing the same jackets

been having unprotected sex with a slut
never thought about STIs but maybe I should

test

>>67102744
>>67102707
could heem the pair of you and tim

>>67102716
>pseudohistorical
do you know how to read or is your fucking face so fat that you can no longer see out of your eye sockets you fat cunt

>>67102706
Are you going to pick up a sandwich from the Pret as well? You fucking normie

got invited to go to a gay club with a mate on one of their "straight people nights" and agreed to go.

having second thoughts 2bh

>>67102775
EXTREMELY good post

>>67102786
bit gay

pondering this pic

https://www.fb.com/photo.php?fbid=1430560956973062&set=pb.100000575139346.-2207520000.1478526406.&type=3&theater

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i'm gonna do it

>>67102716
We wuz Trojans?

>>67102786
Prolly get drugged and egged into shagging in the jacks

and this one

https://www.fb.com/photo.php?fbid=1429591643736660&set=pb.100000575139346.-2207520000.1478526406.&type=3&theater

>>67102664
That was nice

>>67102804
>>67102837
Shan't be opening either of these links

>>67102797
>>67102818
it's a straight people night lads and he's shagged some properly fit girls there

might sodding well do in that fucking mick in this thread, lads
what do you think?

>>67102809
There's a .lgbt domain now?

>>67102775
Wow, rude

Delet this post

>>67102857
Do it lad

>>67102852
don't care

could not pay me to go into a nightclub, would not touch one with a bargepole

it just won't be happening

lads I'm off to Shanghai December 17th but the two nights before that I've already planned to get absolutely off my nut on whatever chemicals I can get my hands on

reckon I can manage a 13 hour flight absolutely gacked out my nostrils boys?

>>67102857
good idea

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Why are there so few right wing comedians?

>>67102716
They wuz romans wuz trojans.

>>67102369
S Club Party x

>>67102849
Any further requests? Lacking inspiration and am a bit bored desu.

>>67102857
Chill out friend, you have your whole life ahead of you, don't waste it on a harmless paddy

>>67102772
no

>>67102892
>Shanghai
going to end up sucking off a ladyboy 2bh

>>67102886
that's a shame cos one of my main hobbies is paying smelly neet pikeys with no friends to go into nightclubs

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>>67102862

>>67102901
because racism isn't funny

>>67102901
Michael Cera

Why are girls so soft and squishy?

theory:
Irishman who posts "cheated on the gf again" and Irishman who posts "I've found God, lads" are the same person

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>>67102854
Went to a gay bar before, it was pretty good actually. Practically no competition so it's easy to pull birds. You will get approached and or groped by gay men sometimes though

>>67102886
Good thinking lad. Absolute dens of degeneracy, clubs are.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-37211348

>>67102786
gay clubs are banter desu
stop being so insecure

>>67102926
wishful thinking

hope I don't get IRL jannied for still having drugs in my system desu

It's too cold to wank lads

>>67102901
comedians tend to be quite intelligent which goes hand in hand with being left wing

>>67102857
Come on so you vegemite eating cunt

>>67102933
>because racism isn't funny
yes it fucking is, even lefty comedians make racist jokes

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yesssss YESSSSS DANCE FOR ME YOU RUNT

HEHEHEHEHE DAAAAANCE LIKE THE PAWN YOU ARE, YOU ARE NAUGHT BUT A PUPPET BENDING TO MY WILLL


HEHEHEHEHEAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>67102945
>You will get approached and or groped by gay men sometimes though
urghh...it's bad enough in a normal nightclub 2bh

don't think I could stomach it if one tried to snog me

>>67102948
>A 62-year-old man was arrested after allegedly filling a lubricant dispenser with hydrochloric acid at a sex club in Australia.
absolute madman

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-11-07/facebook-ads-target-migrant-australians/8002818
howling

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https://youtu.be/Ji_jP-OcUAo?t=1m53s

>>67102948
>gay club in Western Sydney
can't imagine anything grimmer

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>>67103010
>>did someone say runt?

>>67103019
just go with it lad it's not as bad as you think

>>67103029
huh i know this girl

>>67103019
Take it as a compliment, you're good looking. All the poofs were very polite and understanding when I told them I wasn't gay

reviewbrah is actually very attractive

fuck

Gayclub wanker loves his fucking gayclubs

>>67102908
Can only think of very gay songs atm frankly. Try Teardrop by Massive Attack next

>>67103059
I'm pretty sure "going with it" with some bender and ending up getting pipe up the arse is every bit as bad as I think it is

>>67103077
hes not

having some clean water

>>67103094
you realise being in a gayclub doesn't mean you have to let yourself get raped and molested you spineless runt

how fucking beta are you if you are genuinely worried about men kissing you when you don't want them to

>>67103077
Really want to cover his porcelain skin with sweet kisses and taste his thin tender lips. Also pass my fingers through his golden hair.

not sure whether I'd actually like golden showers or not

>>67103143
You wouldn't

>>67103136
wew lad

Would not say no to having larger testicles desu

>>67103020
He only did it because he got kicked out of the club before lel

might wank the old willy

>>67103091
Personal Jesus by Depeche Mode is very gay.

Would not say no to having my testicles kicked in by ronaldo desu

my period's a bit late boys, getting a bit worried haha!

>>67103143
Don't mind it in porn but I'm fairly certain I'd gag and vomit from the smell in person 2bh

>>67103151
Don't act like you don't.

>>67103175
Everything Depeche Mode has ever done is gay.

>>67103143
Depends how gold they actually are

SEX CAULDRON?

>>67103135
he's clearly 13 years old lad

#jebhead

>>67103198
i wasn't but i just think he's far too good for me

i can't even fathom it unlike you ( ._.)

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>>67103165
go on lad, give it a tug.

Why don't pakis like the Planet Earth programs?

unironically prefer the taste of processed fast food burgers over proper pub/restaurant burgers prepared in a local butcher's

>>67103261
they hate nice things

>>67103191
Do you think your gf would be offended if you said the smell of her wee made you feel sick?

>>67103271
fuck off murderer

>>67103261
because it's educational and hosted by THE quintessentially English man

>>67103287
>gf
Breeder scum

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Persisting with this gimmick

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>>67103271
There is nothing better than an aul big mac

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moving out of home soon lads, might pick up some posters/prints

any reccs? was thinking The Warriors movie poster

any colourful paintings?

>>67103322
they can't stay on the wing

>>67103322
they don't have feet?

>>67103322
cos they don't have any feet. bit of a shit joke desu, i'm not impressed

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>>67103322
Got more important things to do

>>67103271
extremely runty post

>>67103362
why did he go to the mountains lad?

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>>67103346
>>67103357
>>67103359
>>67103362
idiots the lot of you

>>67103412
fuck whoever wrote that

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>>67103408

>>67103241
is it gay to encourage another man to wank? you've given me a lot to think about

Fucking Christmas ads already.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Yeah having a gf is alri and having a job is alri too but sometimes I just want to go without showering for a week, chain smoke, eat fat fuck off kebabs everyday whilst watching NCIS and drinking

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>>67103454
Want to swap lives?

>>67103442
Is it gay to have a man's dick in your hand? Because you do when you wank

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Really makes you ponder

>>67103489
can't wait to see this brainteaser pop up in a christmas cracker

>>67103489
my mate tossed me off as a day when we were both pissed as fuck once and no one in our group of friends thinks it was gay

was just a fuckin' good laff at the time desu

just voted for hillary

>>67103345
get some posters of hot men you poof

>>67103546
*dare

>>67103546
phone phoneposter

on my BEST behaviour on here lads.

do NOT want the jan jan to give me the swift boot before I can shitpost on /pol/ when trump loses.

captcha: urban grimsby

>>67103595
not a phoneposter, no

Can't wait to finish work and get my rolling machine straight out

I wonder if I'll be THAT uncle in the future

Honestly lads can't imagine having a stupid gf. What would you talk about?

>>67103662
A nonce?

Cant wait to finish work and walk home in the pitch black

Why don't pakis like Autumn?

>>67103693
What makes a girl "stupid"? The shit they talk about is all stupid compared to what us enlightened lads banter about.

Having flashbacks of the time I took DMT with mates and seen the interracial breeding grounds.
It's hard to convey the scale of this thing. It's as if one entire country was designated to be this breeding ground, and white women made a pilgramage there from the world over.

Thousands of waiting room tents on a completely level field, cum storage vats the size of grain silos,
Then the main breeding facilities which hold thousands of the strongest fittest black studs,
With suction tubes attatched to their cocks like the ones attatched to cows utters, draining their balls.

Then after they were drained they would remove the apparatus and head into one of the resting tents.
The cum went up through thousands of tubes into individual transparent holding vats in the ceiling,
coming down in a large circus style big top tent where thousands of women lined up to sit on these bench styled apparatus with individual arse recessed seats which inseminated them,
There were changing room facilities for the women to put their clothes while they got inseminated.

When my mates ask me what my experience was like I had to lie and say I was flying over a forest

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>>67103662
this one?

>>67103546
Did you cum?

>>67103693
The next position you want to try in bed.

>>67103722
Alright supreme gentleman

>>67103726
>only if the male is an arab though

Got the so-called gf a present for her birthday tomorrow lads

We've only been together shortly so nothing too fancy but I know she'll appreciate it

Can't wait to see the look on her face tomorrow

>>67103730
err from what i can remember just a bit of pre cum came out

NOT staying up all night to watch the yankelection

might go to bed early to wake up early to see what happens though

Is it possible to be aware of your own Rapid Eye Movement during REM sleep?

Was just dreaming and looked in the mirror and my eyes were spazzing out all over the place. Really scared me so I asked my boyfriend to get help but his eyes were fucked too so I called an ambulance before I shot my black brother with a P250 for flaming me on the runescape forums about fixing South American halloween servers and warbands.

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turning flux on early due to heaving a headache

>>67103726
didnt they let that man off who pool raped a 10 year old too because he didn't expressly say no

>>67103829
>falling for the fluxional jew

Can anyone boast about having never given an Aussies a (You) on here?

I can.

>>67103829
Interesting diary entry.

why does my dog feel the need to fall asleep on top of me like she is now

hmm

Currently doing a poo lads

>>67103788
What a prick teasing slut

>>67103714
No, like Fester

>>67103857
posting in an Aussie's thread counts as a (You)

>>67103091
Has this worked? My internet is fucking up - I've tried it 3 times and I'm not sure if the full thing is getting recorded.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KUEdg5Ahjs

>>67103879
fuck off lad was just a fucking laff

there was no lust involved

>>67103876
I'd love it if GookMoot censored 'poo' on here, just so cunts like you would commit suicide.

>>67103546
haha happened to me too.
don't understand why people think its gay.
just pure fun desu

>>67103886
interesting

so when you're the OP every single reply is a (You)

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>>67103853
>>67103865
>set location to australia
>sunrise in 6 hours

>>67103917
>he doesn't enjoy pooposting

are you 12?

@67103886
Never done that, Regardless, you're just wrong.

>>67103932
I was just asleep but i had a bad dream

>>67103932
mate sunrises at like 4:30 and it's 12:30 now so it's actually 4 hours hahah

>>67103912
If he was really your m8 he would have had the decency to finish you off instead of leaving you hanging

>>67103871
99% shes cold

Can't imagine how much of a paki or a boring no fun cunt you must be to hate Australia

>>67103828
Baffling post

>>67103932
It's 10:24 you dolt.

>>67103489
tossed someone off once to see how it felt

can't say I enjoyed it, some old bloke in a 7 series. thought he was going to kill me

found a wallet at the bottom of my garden, its got about 1.5k gbp in 20s should i take them and forget i ever saw it or hand it all in to the police? what kind of good boy points do i get from the police for doing that?

>>67103965
*frames this post in /brit/ wall of exceptional posts*

>>67103962
that would of made it lewd i think

i'm glad i didn't cum

Back into the office in 15 mins lads

B-but I just want to shitpost and be comfy

>>67104014
keep it obviously

>>67103965
EXCEPTIONAL post

>>67104014
you got enough (You)'s on /britfeel/ lad, did you really have to come and post this here too?

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>>67103949
>>67103958
>>67103987

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLF76rBfOOE

this mad cunt blew himself the other day

honestly, the Guardian has mostly decent articles with a few utterly shite opinion pieces

the one "respectable" paper that's become more of a lefty rag than any other is The Independent.

SKILLS

Irony is that it's the confirmed pakis on here that actually think the Aussies are funny.

No self-respecting British white man, likes Aussies.

half two and I haven't done a single thing at work today
not a one

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stepfather is randomly doing karaoke downstairs

>>67104100
it's hip to hate on the guardian but it's actually pretty good if you ignore all the clear lefy blog posts

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So glad we won those world wars, otherwise we would have been invaded by foreigners and had our way of life changed forever

>>67104022
>i'm glad i didn't cum
Don't think I've heard anyone say this before

>>67104122
lefty*

Gotta go down the jobcentre.

>>67104128
*sarcast-o-meter spins out of control*
hmmmmm

VOTE

http://www.strawpoll.me/11509335
http://www.strawpoll.me/11509335
http://www.strawpoll.me/11509335
http://www.strawpoll.me/11509335
http://www.strawpoll.me/11509335

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>>67104128

>>67104128
The fucking state of London

>>67104140
yeah well it would of been gay then and i'm not a bender

>>67104128
mans about to be sniped

How come /brit/ attracts the shittest JFs from /int/?

>>67104128
Same in all western countries atm

>>67104128
They are all British. DO YOU HEAR ME. THEY ARE ALL BRITISH AS YOU AND I ARE YOU FILTHY FUCKING RACIST

Got kicked out of the labour party for being antisemitic lads

>>67104046
Fuck off robot this is a normie thread.

>>67104224
Fucking blairites

>>67104224

what happened?

absolutely LOVE the smell of my musky balls lads
mmmm

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>>67104177
>letting your m8 wank you off - not gay
>cumming during the wank - gay

>would of

>>67104261
Go to bed you nonce.

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>24
>decent looking
>only teenagers and 30-somethings are interested in me

ROOOOOOO

>>67104260

I was being antisemitic

>>67104261
FUCK I was thinking the same thing

they smell like sweet vinegar

>>67104224
Should have just been anti-white like the rest of them

didnt really *get* akira, but its still funkycool

>>67104128
our way of life is liberal democracy and we've had that ever since the end of WW2

don't know what you're complaining about

you being scared of brown people is no reason to give up our freedoms and our wealth

>>67104286

in the Labour party?

>>67104268
we were pissed as fuck m8

would never of happened sober

how is could that possibly make us gay?

group of pals look back on it and just laugh, no 'gay banter'

*would have.

whatever

>>67103865
>>67103857

Not anymore just give one an indirect

>>67104158
All of those are good things except mooseniggers, hat posting and panhead

>>67104276
same lad, its always fucking 14-16 year olds who stare and smile at me, has been that way since I was like 18. had some approach me the other day while I was standing at the bonfire trying to flirt.

must be my boyish good looks

Got welcomes into UKIP for being antisemitic lads

>>67104328

yeah in the labour party

I'm back from the jobcentre, my work coach is so nice

She insisted I come in in 2 weeks, hours before starting my new job so that I can collect a few extra bennies

>>67104321
You have to go back

Went to the chinese shop again lads

Got curry powder, noodles, and sriracha

>>67104370

But ukip are friends of Israel

@67104339
Nice try, Rasheed.

unironically started listening to top 40 shite just cuz it's catchy

going off the deep end, I can feel it

>>67104403
ah yes, some nice 'cha.
Love putting some 'cha on my 'za

>>67104335
Your English is shit mate

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>>67104335
>m8 wanks you off
>how could that possibly make us gay?
>no 'gay banter'

Got invited to join the Tories after I burnt down a food bank

>>67104381
Fuck off to facebook you fucking boring cunt.

Trump is a fucking loser with a tiny penis

EDIT: Thanks for the gold!!

shit thread tibih

listening to some top quality punk rock lads

>>67104444
checked

>>67103897
Nah seems to cut off early, you're good though! From what I can tell from shit quality recordings anyway. Cheers for not being pure shite lad

member ewoks?

>>67104466
Too many Aussies desperate for attention.

Four battles in the culture war for the West

>Brexit- Leave vs Remain. Initial Leave victory, overall victory contested
>US Presidential Election- Trump vs Clinton. To be fought tomorrow.
>French Presidential Election- Front National vs the French Establishment. To be fought in 2017.
>German Federal Election- Alternative for Germany vs Angela Merkel. To be fought in 2017.

>>67104442
i'm dislexic mate, allow it

>>67104443
>doesn't include the part where we were paralytic drunk

v. convenient of you to leave that part out aye pal.

Got invited to the BNP for bashing this paki in here

>>67104441
splend' po'

>>67104499
russia wins all 4

*does a throat sing*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtbOpDJIWJ8

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I'm Paul Nuttalls of the Ukips and I think the brightest and best fish should stay in the sea and concentrate on making it aquatically viable.

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>Too many Aussies desperate for attention.

Got transfered from UKIP to the greens for making an anti Australian post lads

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>>67104499
funny how that works
let me let you in on a little secret

i control all of those "movements", me by myself, and I've already decided what the outcome will be

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walking in front of traffic at 3:30

>>67104542
OH MY GOD THE DAILY MAIL

>>67104510
The real you comes out when you are drunk because you lose your inhibitions

Nothing wrong with getting a wank from your m8 lad

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NEED a nationalistic gf

>>67104544
Ah yes, the famous Australian banter.

>>67104575
Is Gary Johnson or Jeb going to win?

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>>67104499
>Four battles in the culture war for the West
>
>>Brexit- Leave vs Remain. Initial Leave victory, overall victory contested
>>US Presidential Election- Trump vs Clinton. To be fought tomorrow.
>>French Presidential Election- Front National vs the French Establishment. To be fought in 2017.
>>German Federal Election- Alternative for Germany vs Angela Merkel. To be fought in 2017.

I don't really like Australians desu, they're a bit annoying.

what are you up to right now lads

i'm procrastinating a bit 2bh

>>67104596
kek that whole thing was made up

dunno why i did that

what am i like aye

>>67104477
No problem lad, thanks. Will try to sort out my mic and then return tomorrow for a bit.

>>67104602
Fuck off you degenerate shitskin I hate you

Knock it off pakipoo you boring cunt

>>67104614
Sitting in work drinking a mocha

>>67104598
neither, ben carson is going to win

>>67104614
at work. got a bit boring project that depresses me and makes me just want to drink tea and shitpost desu

>>67104597
absolute she-runt

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Anyone got a spare john natalis card, lads?

could do with a cuddle

Imagine if they actually go and elect Trump haha

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>Ah yes, the famous Australian banter.

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>>67104648
alri anjem

>>67104602
fuck off poley

will be rigging the election so jill stein wins
just a little heads up, if you want to be rich, bet all your money on her winning

Haha I'm such a blonker

Was in Tesco buying food, got to the till and noticed I left my wallet at home.

>>67104664
President Fart lol

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>>67104615

>>67104604
Worst fucking posters on /brit/ by far.

>>67104597
idiot who does more harm to nationalism

u blonker roddney :DDDDDD

Hillary will win because she's a woman

>>67104661
*sneaks up you and cuddles you from behind*