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cara

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/balt/

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korean pop

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>>67099681
JO

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is this a new 4chan x thing or a new 4chan thing? its fucking horrible desu

>>67099661
thats a pretty new development and still qualifies you as right wing

>falling for the overton window vision
rekt

>>67099706
think its a 4chanX desu

might get a fry up delivered

Oh hi you, good-morning masu.

>>67099738
ooo you slayggg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtcU-rKRUtk

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>>67099738
>>67099739
what the fuck is this and why do I always see it?
why do brits just say statements not directed at anyone? in /cum/ we always talk to each other, but here you say shit just to SAY it

>>67099681
pig faced mong

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>trophies at kids' awards show turn purple in memory of drug addict who died because his daily heroin injection was cut with fentanyl

Truly an inspiration; really gets the old grey matter churning.

really makes you think

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVR1ZrR0Iu4

>>67099770
>bl*nde
disgusting

might stab the next yank i see

>>67099770
ah yes the 'ol multiple bras to make your tits look less shit

>>67099780
Becauae we're addressing the room lad

>>67099803
>'ol

VERY good post that

>>67099812
just woke up do NOT bully

Why do Londoners think London accurately reflects the rest of the UK

>>67099800
Come to elephant and castle wnd just try it you soft cunt

>>67099791
>americans don't have voter ID
is this what a failed nation looks like?

>>67099833
'mornin

>>67099803
at least she has tits
which is something i can't say about cara

>tfw too dumb to pet wabbits

>>67099853
bet you have nice tits too

>>67099834
because they're parochial mongs who live in a false reality

>>67099834
That's how capital cities have always acted, that's why they're the capital cities

It's nothing new lad

>>67099879
about the same size as yours

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I'm going to move to UK on a working holiday visa for 2 years, please give me a quick guide to everything

>>67099681
my gay gf loves cara
I almost made the mistake of mentioning and explaining /brit/, but I stopped myself

why so provincial mongs think their lives are as good as the lives of londoners?

My mund a paro hu she does half do mied in

Ah yes, the uppity niggers

>This year's awards were criticised after BAME artists were excluded from all but the international categories.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-37878029

>>67099786
>not doing heroin
it's like you don't even want to kiss the universe

>>67099786
all role models have flaws though

Awfully chilly lads

>>67099914
ching chong chinaman

at the chippy

My mum EPIC XD

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awfully chilly at the chippy desu las

>>67099936
White people are sinners! Purge your soul of bigotry and check your privilege!

@67099780

I don;t think you understand how /brit/ works, yank

>>67099936
Good. Black music is better than white music, so obviously only whites being nominated must be racism

>>67099914
Rule Number Uno, never let no one know
How much dough you hold cause you know
The cheddar breed jealousy 'specially
If that man fucked up, get yo' ass stuck up
Number 2, never let 'em know your next move
Don't you know Bad Boys move in silence and violence?
Take it from your highness
I done squeezed mad clips at these cats for their bricks and chips
Number 3, never trust no-bo-dy
Your moms'll set that ass up, properly gassed up
Hoodied and masked up, shit, for that fast buck
She be laying in the bushes to light that ass up
Number 4, I know you heard this before
Never get high on your own supply
Number 5, never sell no crack where you rest at
I don't care if they want a ounce, tell 'em bounce!
Number 6, that goddamn credit? Dead it
You think a crackhead paying you back, shit forget it!
7, this rule is so underrated
Keep your family and business completely separated
Money and blood don't mix like 2 dicks and no bitch
Find yourself in serious shit
Number 8, never keep no weight on you!
Them cats that squeeze your guns can hold jums too
Number 9 shoulda been Number 1 to me,
If you ain't gettin' bagged stay the fuck from police
If niggas think you snitchin' they ain't trying to listen
They be sittin' in your kitchen, waiting to start hittin'
Number 10, a strong word called consignment
Strictly for live men, not for freshmen
If you ain't got the clientele, say "hell no!"
'Cause they gon' want they money rain sleet hail snow
Follow these rules you'll have mad bread to break up
If not, 24 years on the wake up
Slug hit your temple, watch your frame shake up
Caretaker did your makeup, when you passed
Your girl fucked my man Jake up, heard in three weeks
She sniffed a whole half of cake up
Heard she suck a good dick, and can hook a steak up
Gotta go gotta go, more pies to bake up, word up

>>67099994
[citation needed]

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>>67099936

>>67099883
Might be true m8, but if it's true for London, there's nowhere in Britain less so

>>67099926
Their lives are better than Londoners because they aren't surrounded by immigrants and foreigners

>I will never plant my seed deep inside my step sister
Kill me

Got 80.5% in my lab report lads
Whoop

>>67100045
Have you even tried asking her for sex?

Havin' a jerk off dudes, I'm doin' a poop
I'm havin' a goddamned think about y'all
When I'm finished poopin', I'm gonna be doin'
Another poop because I like to poop for real

>>67100052
I think her husband might end me desu

>>67100069
Oh you meant an adult sister

>>67100079
I'm not a nonce

>>67100047
grading lab reports now. thank god these kids try and i don't have to try that hard to grade

>>67100100
It's not noncing if you're related

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>he's in love with his married step-sister

My dad's Asian
I am too
He isn't Frisian
Peekaboo

>>67100103
What subject and topic?
Mine was on the warburg-christian assay

Not feeling as depressed today lads

So that's nice

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Overwhelmingly lonely at this very moment.

Hoping this feeling passes withing the hour.

Heater dont work also.

Might go to Tesco.

Very cold though, and tesco is quite a distance.

Overwhelmingly cold.

Haven't got girlfriend2016 to warm my legs.

Very Lonely right now in this moment.

>>67100125
Ah yes it's a 'fucking someone means you love them' meme

('Cause I'm n luv wit a stripper)
She poppin', she rollin', she rollin'
She climbin' that pole and
(I'm n luv wit a stripper)
She trippin', she playin', she playin'
I'm not goin' nowhere, girl, I'm stayin'

piss smells like popcorn

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Would you?

Another wonderful morning of picking up my dole and throwing half of it in the fobties

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>>67100146
have you tried fixing your heater

could be something really simple like a blown fuse or something

>>67100188
Ah yes the "I am serverly mentally unstable" hairstyle

>>67100133
biology, basic DNA isolation and sequencing

>>67100193
Leach

>>67100188
wouldn't touch her with yours m8

feeling the disphoria so hard that i cant even

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UKIP????

>>67100218
What's the average grade so far?

*blows myself*

>>67100232
>Those wrists
Could snap this little cockroach over my knee like a wet twig

Full list of Trump's celebrity endorsements

Fucking hilarious

>Scott Baio[616]
>Stephen Baldwin[617][618]
>Benjy Bronk[619]
>Kimberlin Brown[620]
>Gary Busey[621]
>James Caan[622]
>Dean Cain[623]
>Kirk Cameron[624]
>Robert Davi[625]
>Lou Ferrigno[626]
>Jenna Jameson[627]
>Colby Keller[628]
>Bob Levy[629]
>Jerry Lewis[630]
>Amy Lindsay[631]
>Rich Little[632]
>Brandi Love[a][633]
>Dennis Miller[634]
>Michael Moriarty[635]
>Chuck Norris[636]
>Jim Norton[637]
>Joe Piscopo[638]
>Randy Quaid[639]
>Antonio Sabàto Jr.[640]
>Greg Scarnici[641]
>Steven Seagal[642]
>Kevin Sorbo[643][644]
>Ann Turkel[611]
>Jean-Claude Van Damme[645]
>Jon Voight[646]
>Fred Williamson[647]

>>67100258
One section has 90%, other has 80%

it's low level stuff so not expecting much.

Tapping on the glass
My son ponders a bit
Thinking of the grass
That got me into this shit

He could have had a go but chose to fall back
Now here I am in gaol for the death of the wolfpack

Hungry, penniless
I am on the streets for now
Feeling very sad

I wanted to ask for my mother
She was in a country another
I started to cry
Proceeded to fry
And went home in an urn with my brother

Key, time, rock
I take that
Door, heart, lock
I break that
I'm not a felon

I would have seen him another time
If I had not been framed for crime

well good morning
bit cold out

>>67100290
>>Jean-Claude Van Damme[645]
based, looks like most actors are too scared to openly support trum at least

cold in for some too lawl

( >>67100146 )

>>67100293
You wouldn't have any good links to online resources for SDS-PAGE?

>>67100290
Hm wow very interesting, excuse me one moment
*Walks away from you and never makes eye contact again for the rest of the evening*

Just started playing Secret Hunter on Hearthstone, the game has become so fucking easy...haven't run into and Shamans yet though

Also, I have officially submitted my appeal

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>>67100317
are you the toothpaste from /f1/

>>67100348
ye whaddup pablo

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hi where is the gf ?

>>67100339
*Follows you and begins talking to your back*

>>67100358
haha i'm a yank britboo f1 fan what am i like

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post cute doggos and maybe some puppers too if you can

enjoying a lovely bottle of coke

Poleaboo Hussain; the clue is in the name
Only in a lab could be born man so insane
He uses that camera for dastardly things
Of nowt but sheer madness could he be crowned king

off to work lads

haha

kill me

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>4°

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>>67100396
things does not rhyme with king

>>67100389
having a cold glass of fizzy Pepsi max myself

love fizzy juice

>>67100335
nah, sry. did it a long time ago and i have since forgotten

>>67100146
Try doing someone different lad

Maybe watch a film or something

>>67100421
And name and insane do? You repulsive little scrotum, how dear you

>>67100396
I'm a mujahid warrior, bitch

I had a social life once

Horrific thing, never any time for anything

We're on the right track here you and I

>>67100455
I want mine back

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How

dear

(you)

>>67100461
I'm sorry I'm too much of a good friend to let that happen

*bans you from facebook*

>>67100455
the reason I always tried to avoid having a social life is because I'm fucking lazy and maintaining a social life takes effort, and being extremely introverted I've always preferred being by myself most of the time anyway. only now is this neglect coming back to bite me in the arse, ie crippling unhealthy loneliness

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me and the gf

>>67100502
those are two cute dogs

have to pee desu

He smells strongly of poo
He hasn't got a clue
He belongs in the zoo
It's Poleaboo

He loves vindaloo
He has nothing to do
Nothing he says is true
Meet Poleaboo

Poleaboo: "That's me!"

>>67100494
I thought I was introverted for a long time.

Recently I realised I'm actually quite extroverted I just didn't have a social life for it.

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Having a cheeky wank to Laura Hamilton lads

reckon when my dad passes away I will kill myself

he's the only person who cares about me so there will be no reason to stay with him gone

>>67100494
if you prefer being by yourself why are you lonely

you think you want company but then other people just start getting on your nerves and you want to be alone again

>>67100539
I'm pretty damn sure I'm introverted but not quiete as introverted as I like to think. I used to think that I could get by fine in life completely by myself but if I go too long without interaction with friends I lose my mind. Social interaction is important for me just as it is everyone else, I just have less of a ravenous appetite for it.

>>67100494
This is exactly my situation, the problem with it is it seems to be all or nothing. You either put in a lot of effort to have and maintain a social life or you don't have one at all.

>>67100561
The bloody hell? She's about 100 years old? Good day to you sir.

33 replies

just 1 more day until she cancels on me and I wank over her nudes

>>67100570
I said I prefer being my myself most of the time, like 90% of the time. There's still another 10% that needs to be accounted for

I saidcapplpppppppppp0000000

>>67100538
My appeal is being accepted, I played my ace

When was the last time in modern history when white middle class Brits campaigning, yelling and """protesting""" with signs in the street achieved literally anything or made any tangible difference to their cause?

It's just a bunch of masturbatory back-patting, getting some new pictures for your Facebook #revolutionist album and virtue signalling.

>>67100570
Just because people are introverted and don't like big groups and clubbing doesn't mean they can do without human contact/friends 100% of the time m8.

the cat's going mental lads!!!!!!!!!!!!

He gives me a (you)
He used to sniff glue
The world is his loo
It's Poleaboo

>>67100588
Her tits are fresh though haha

>>67100648
BAH GOD ... HE'S BROKEN HIM IN HALF!!!!!!

why do people act like they give a shit when a famous person dies, how can you give a shit about someone you never actually knew

if you actually give a shit you are fucking weird

also old people fucking die it's been happening for thousands of years why are cunts still surprised by it?

>>67100672
Fcfdddddddfffffffffuck offffffff reddddditttrrrrrrrrrrrr GRRRRRRRRRRRR NASTY REDDITSES WE HATES THEM PRECIOUS HATES THEM AGHHH

>>67100648
Remember that time all those falls from TLC matches and steroids gave Chris Benoit severe brain damage and he killed his wife and kid in a murder suicide?

*dips my bollocks in a bucket of paint*
Haha waheyyy

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i bet some years from now we'll look back at the regressive left in the same way we look at fascism

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>>67100702
i dunno lad
if nige died I would be upset

>regressive left
sign of on 80 IQ chimp

>>67100712
with secret envy?

Dr Pavel, I'm regressive left

>>67100711
*it was actually acid!*

>>67100711
*picks up the tin of Dulux paint*

*turns it around in my hand*

*sees the colour*

*it's bright red paint*

*my eyes widen*

*suddenly remember we are in spain and it's the running off the bulls*

oh no

running off the bulls

>>67100529
>>67100529
>>67100529
>>67100529
>>67100529
s

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>>67100705
He was just misunderstood

You mada fuckaaaaaaa! Silence I kill you.. CILENCE I SAY! HARRRRRRRRUUUUMMPH!!!!

>>67100729
what an absolute lad

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Sainsbury's chicken tikka masala FTW lads

Fuck pakis though haha

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>>67100729
hes small time desu

>>67100755
corrrrrrrrr

>>67100758
wahey lad lets get going
*Picks up large can of cow pheromones*
*Sprays it all over you*

it is literally quite cold out

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>>67100805

>>67100794
grim

having some clean water

>>67100794
pakis have fuck all to do with tikka massala mate, that's all us

can anyone else not stand the last quarter of a pint? it's always flat and tastes like shite

No I bloody don't
Stinky willy, your willy pongs
Where's mine? I ad it for brekfast COS IM WELL ARD

>>67100837
Don't even like the first 3/4s tb

>>67100837
yeah thats why you have to finish a pint in 3 - 5 swigs for maximum tasteage

I had Tim Byrne for Breakfast

I respect girls who acknowledge that their vagina has a smell

>>67100837
Yeah m8 nobody likes the dregs

>>67100862
i always down my beers as fast as possible to avoid the inevitable flattening and people just think I'm a mad cunt

i'm trying to get my money's worth actually by drinking decent tasting beer

>go to Iceland on my own
>nervous as fuck, I don't have many friends so I expect it to be a disaster
>...
>meet many people here, go out almost every night
>have one night where I'm drinking until 5am with cute Icelandic girls and we do coke together


Have I evolved?

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>47
>cold

hmmm...

Donald trump takes a fucking dump when he humps his son

Ah yes I will willingly pay for a beverage that tastes so bad you have to do all sorts of tricks and manoeuvres to make sure you can taste as little of it as possible

>>67100910
Welcome to normiehood.

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Have you heard or are you new?
the name oh its Pakipoo!
king ribena we call him here
he stalks young ladies oh so dear!

his desperate blog, bitter and sad
a hate filled manifest against big chad.
little wonder he has no friends
when he films young poles to make amends
hoping one day he will make her moan
gives up and plays hearthstone.

>>67100794
did you actually burn a microwave meal you mongy spacker?

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>>67100911

>>67100917
Yes I dislike Guiness also

before the Final Jihad comes the Golden Jihad

>>67100917
the fucking state of alcohol drinkers

>>67100910
you have sex with any of these girls or what?

getting the daily dose of Waleed Aly and Clementine Ford

>>67100949
is guiness popular in England?

>>67100932
My biggest fear is that it will disappear as soon as I return to England.

But goddamn, I almost can't believe any of this has happened. One night I was queueing up for a hot dog. Asked a girl behind me where some bar is. She said she's going there too so I can just come with her. Didn't fuck her unfortunately but did still spend a good few hours drinking and partying with her.

Lads

My instant noodles are lethally spicy and I can handle spicy pretty well

>>67100949
Fuck off m8

Guinness is literally the easiest to drink beer on earth

>>67100998
It's swamp water

>>67100979
Unfortunately no, which kinda does my nut in, but at least at this point it feels like more of a numbers game than something impossible.

I mean, I did get some tinder matches here that were up for it but it wasn't easy to get to where they live and I had other plans.

>>67100941
Fuck off, I followed the instructions on the back. Clearly Sainsbury's is at fault for not properly testing the stated cooking times on a variety of microwave ovens.

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Absolute hate this cunt

>>67101013
Nah m8

Can drink it like water and it tastes good too

fuck your gender roles

>>67100985

I drink it, my local does a decent pint though.

>>67100989
what noodles are they

can an american please reply to my post

#67101059
no

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzT1MNy17VQ

Watching some australian YouTubers

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>>67101040
Dunno

>>67100986
Its all happening because its too easy for you there. So yes, it will disappear when you return. Unless you commit yourself to trying to be a bit more alpha. You probably won't do that though. Still, sounds like you got some good memories there. You got a taste of what it's like to be a normie. Most here would give their left nut to experience that.

wouldn't mind a gf

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normals mooooo

wahey

mainstreeeem meeeeediuh

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>>67101098

excellent post, please post again later.

>>67100986
Enjoy it lad

When you get home you can at least try to be more sociable and emulate it a little.

>>67101059
YEHAWWW


RAW HIDE

Good morning world and all who inhabit it!

Back from the gym lads

Fill me in on what's been going on

can an actual american please reply to my post

>>67101085
where from

take a clearer picture lad

i love me some spicy AZN noodles

normal get the 'shin' cups but they don't do it for me anymore, not spicy enough

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Got the jobcentre in an hour

Might go dressed like this

>>67101070
triss > yen

Jap moot completely destroyed the mbile experience what a cunt

stressed

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>>67101167
why

just out of the shower and not wearing anything but don't feel as cold as I did before with clothes on

how does that work?

>>67101181
good

>>67101157
hilary won

>>67101188
thanks

>spend £100 on train tickets
>train delayed by an hour
>going to miss connecting train

Why are English trains so shit lads?

>>67101188
FOY

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>>67101188

>>67101212
They are in the North

>>67101088
But why is it too easy for me here? Why can I do it here but not in England?

I am hoping that this has changed me somewhat and I will find more success on my return, but who knows.

I think I used to always be scared that people wouldn't like me so I was very reclusive, but apparently people think I'm really funny and interesting and charming.

I'm still a virgin tho :(

>>67101196
Reeeee im a wagie who has to post from my mobile st lunch

>>67101194
You heated yourself up with the hot water m8. Basic cold fusion innit

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>>67101177

>>67101177
trudat

yen is a proper cunt

>>67101197
neat

this week is starting off great

>>67101169

foul cunt

>>67101233
m8 they probably just enjoyed talking to an english speaker that wasn't a yank or a chav

You're still One Of Us.

need some good album recomendations

Tony Blair and Colonel Gaddafi are literal radical centrists who advocated a Third Way.

>>67101282
Benji

>>67101247
Triss is an airheaded yank, you just can't handle Yen's classic English banter

>>67101282
The best of Barry White

>>67101282
Our Mother the Mountain

I just want a pretty, submissive gf with massive tits. Is that too much to ask?

>>67101298
gaddafi was a rorke

>>67101298
Literal billionaires

>>67101342
Big tits: bigger confidence

It's the petite girls who are shy and will be submissive

>>67101308
>having an argument with yen
>tells you to fuck off and teleports you half way across the country

ahh yes, great ''banter''

>>67101377
I want a small girl that I can protect 2bh

>>67101377
Some girls are self conscious of having big tits though. Why can't I find a girl like that, and reassure her with my cock

And this
>>67101390
*Points to this post with a laser pen*
Is how manlets are produced

>>67101357
not really, he was a Pan-African Unionist, some of his ideas were very close to Islamic Socialism, and he did despise the USA

however, he made Libya one of the most prosperous countries in Africa and held the barrier between the hordes of Islamic Africa and Mediterranean Europe. There would be no refugee crisis as we know it today if the US didn't depose Gaddafi

Literally the most misunderstood statesman since Mussolini

>movie I want to see coming out soon

Might go see it by myself. Only gone like that once before and it was a harrowing experience. I could feel the eyes of the normoids upon me, judging me.

Need to stop going on normiebook 2bh

I just keep seeing pictures of her and it makes me feel like shit

Everything's great in real life but online it's like a different world

>go out with m8s
>m8 bumps into some girl he knows from tinder
>she starts talking to me and bantering him while he gets a drink
>almost said "hahaha let's hook up and make him jealous"

wew very glad I didn't say that hahahaha

>>67101308
yen is just so self serving

>Will Britain ever have a Black Prime Minister?
>On BBC 2

This fucking country.

>>67101473
Go in the afternoon. Fewer normies.

>>67101473
which one

>>67101463
>he was a Pan-African Unionist, some of his ideas were very close to Islamic Socialism, and he did despise the USA

Classic rorke

>he made Libya one of the most prosperous countries in Africa
>There would be no refugee crisis as we know it today if the US didn't depose Gaddafi

Utter nonsense. Did you get this off Infowars or Facebook?

watching black mirror lads

>>67101298

Gaddafi was unironically /ourguy/

>>67101390
This poster maybe a nonce

>>67101423
the problem is, lad, that a million other blokes have the exact same idea as you. and given our modern promiscuity, a shy girl with big tits receiving lots of attention wont be shy for long

>>67101523
Not telling.

>>67101521
I reckon morning mid-week showings would minimise normals.

>>67101500
oh i'm sorry were you talking to me?

*walks away*

got a jog interview today

wish me luck

>>67101389
She only does that if you refuse her repeated requests to sexually violate her fanny. What kind of homo does that?

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It's that time, lads

>>67101565
*chases you down*

mate you left before you heard my story haha!!

>go out with m8s
>m8 bumps into some girl he knows from tinder
>she starts talking to me and bantering him while he gets a drink
>almost said "hahaha let's hook up and make him jealous"

wew very glad I didn't say that hahahaha

>>67101569
Jog on m8

>>67101500
Why are Aussies such hedonists?

despite having a lot of slags, numales and degenerates in this country, I'm pretty sure there's a lot more people (even young people) who hold social conservative views and strong moral principles. For example, when a group of Stacys condemn a girl for cheating on her boyfriend as "disgusting" and "shameful"

>>67101518
Just be thankful there will NEVER be a transgender prime minister because everyone only has to pretend that they don't know these people are mentally ill in public so they don't get banged out for bigotry. But in the voting booth no sane person would elect one.

>>67101588
yeah quite interesting

*scrolls through phone*

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almost that time

>>67101509
Yen cares about Geralt and mainly Ciri more than herself. All Triss cares about is Geralt's dick

>>67101574
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIZ-6IMb7yA

no fanny bashing requests here

>>67101580
>3.37 MB, 4128x2322

nah

>>67101603
here for a good time not a long time

Reckon I'll see around four female Prime Ministers in my lifetime, two ethnic ones and maybe one gay one.

>>67101635
>Yen cares about Geralt and mainly Ciri more than herself.
Only as a way to further her maniacal ambitions
> All Triss cares about is Geralt's dick

nah, triss genuinely likes geralt imo

>>67101633
Fuck is that?

>>67101648
How shit is your internet?

>>67101666
first trans prime minister when?

>>67101674
that's a Milka Collage™ mate

Who would be preferable as labour leader?

Tom Watson
Ed Balls
Sadiq Khan

>>67101674
>How shit is your internet?

Internet is fine m8, I just have no time or respect for idiots uploading comically oversized, uncompressed images.

>>67101651
this attitude is why we're being eaten alive by the chinese and the pakis

>>67101691
See: >>67101625

>>67101627
*necks drink*

haha yeah fuck it

*goes to dance floor*
*does a dance*

>>67101702
David Miliband is their only hope tbqh

So according to google it's been a steady 8-12 degrees over the past week but ever since Saturday is has felt a lot colder, and colder than 8 degrees

How does that work?

>>67101746
W I N D

C H I L L

F A C T O R

>>67101342
mfc /#A_Young_fox

you talking about her?

>>67101746
wind

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nigel farage will be PM

it's destiny

>>67101759
>>67101764
inside though

>>67101636
Looks like that Geralt was already bashing Triss fanny

>>67101746
Maybe because Google is an American company with it's headquarters and data centres in America while you yourself are actually in the weather system right now so you have a clearer perception of what is actually happening.

Ever consider that you monumental tube?

>>67101702
Hillary Benn

21 21 21

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>>67101707
Here you go lad. Should display alright on your 3310, yeah?

>>67101782
yeah, UKIP are going to take 350 seats off the Tories and Labour

>>67101702
the papers seem to shilling for keir starmer, he's getting loads of coverage

>>67101782
Nige would have unironically become PM in the not so distant future if we voted to Remain

>>67101786
>being this dumb

I kek'd

should i get drunk lads Y/N

>>67101810
Dan Jarvis > Queer Starmer

>>67101580
you never told me the noodles.

>.>

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>>67101828
you ask this like it's even a question

>>67101668
Yen's only ambition is to run away from everything with Geralt once they have found Ciri

Triss will screw her 'best m8' Yen over a million times if it means she gets Geralt

>>67101821
>I called him dumb so I win

Solid argument there. Go ahead and reply to this post you emasciated bellsniff; I know you're desperate to you pathetic jebend.

have to go put washing on but cba really

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>>67101828
Should be alright lad

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>>67101864
proceeding to unbox the goon and get shitknickered

>>67099786
you're about 30 years too late on the "mtv is too adult for children" thing

>>67101883
>you emasciated bellsniff
>you pathetic jebend.

kek'd

Google don't have physical thermometers in every city in the world you thicko, they pull the data from other sources, meteorological sources that do

Moon landings were fake

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Haven't left the bed in over 24 hours lads. what am I like?

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>>67100461
>English genetics

meet me at the eight lions pub at 2pm if you want a free pub lunch and pint.

>>67101960
lazy fucking paddy desu

>>67101911
What are you having lad?

7.62x50mm NATO round hollowing out poleaboos head

Wait did vine shut down?

being naughty in group chat again lads x

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>>67101999
the traditional beverage of the cunt tribe

the state of this thread
>>67101884

>>67102009
ye

aussie mate just put a dick pic in our whatsapp group...

*bites your calf muscle at random while your at the ATM*
*scurries away into the darkness on all fours bobbing head around manically*
FDSGLDFKGSFG;LLFGKRL NBAKOA LWW LAAAAAAAAAAA

>>67102156
>>67102156
>>67102156
New

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>>67102055
>>67102176