>be german

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>be german
>be german? (there's an uncertainty of the being german because of the demographic shifts)

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>>67099377
>Be australian

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>>67099399
>be Russian
>not technically alive, not technically dead
>just Russian

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>he lives on the third planet from the sun

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>>67099429
Indeed

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>he's a carbon based life-form

>>67099377
thanks for explaining the joke. we germans are bad of humor

nice dubs btw

sure am glad i am not german :D

>>67099512
Oхyeнный пик, Гocпoди.

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>be german
>get convicted due to completely unreasonable circumstances as a result of shonky claims of migrants abusing the states hospitality

>>67099626
Ктo ктo?

>>67099727
Le pic?

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>>67099355

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>he's a descendant of monkeys

>>67101439
>average of 5 hour workdays in Germany
>lowest amongst oecd member countries
Sorry pal

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>>67101584
>he's literally a monkey

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>>67103938

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>Multicellular organism

>>67103877
It's so low because Germans actually spend their time working instead of being lazy

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>be german
>had many germs

>>67103877
>>67106764
you're still extremely boring, you're better working

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>to be

>>67099512
reply what?
dumb russians can't even make a proper pic

>>67108353

reply this you dumb poolish

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I don't mind germans

I just wish more of them broke through the brainwashing and became nationalists again

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