/cum/ Canada, US, Mexico

>>67092872
There's too many women. Delete the thread

>live in /cum/ mansion
>Canada still fucks everything up

>>67092872
>live in /cum/ mansion
>sit on the porch with my shotgun and a bucket
>shoot at all the Mexicans getting past the picket fence
Livin' the dream.

The thread is going to get jannied.

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>live in /cum/ mansion
>destroy some flyovers lego farm and build more cities

>>67092872
>live in /cum/ mansion
>invite france and chile to come over and chill
>eats Canada's Timbits
>talk about anime to Mexico
>share a blunt with Canada
>Argue with self about Hillary vs. Trump

>live in /cum/ mansion
>HaitiANO has to dump buckets of cum outside every day
>isn't paid a cent for it

>live in /cum/ mansion
>keep sending Central Americans thru the picket fence
>they just never come back

>>67092929
Then sage the other one and let it die.

>>67092930
INCREDIBLY rude

>>67092938
/cum/ mansion sounds comfy as fuck

>Live in /cum/ mansión
>Woke up again because neighbors are loud
>pillow is full of nlood
pliz help

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did someone say, /cum/ mansion?

>live in /cum/ mansion
>janny kicks us all out

>>67092967
For like the first twenty years, then the novelty wears off

>>67092990
this

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>live in /cum/ mansion
>living shitposts keep you awake even though you gotta be up for 6 tomorrow

>wake up in /cum/ mansion
>Hulk Hogan theme starts playing

>live in /cum/ mansion
>forget to fuck janny
>my room is filled smug anime girls
>everytime i post thirty more pop up

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Should I start making my own alcohol?
Just made two batches, they were pretty good.

>go to everyone's rooms in cum mansion
>f#ck their computer
>take dollarydoos for fixing it
Unlimited $$$

>>67092967
Fuck cumfy.

>>67093032
What did you make?

>live in /cum/ mansion
>sneak into mexico's room
>tidy up the place
hehe that'll teach em

>>67093035

jokes on you, pajeet, I know my way around computers too

>walk out of /cum/ mansion
>visit the cuck shed aka other thread

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>live in /cum/ mansion
>*fucks you in the ass*

>>67093042
no fuck you

>>67093032
How old is that gril?

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>>67093015

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>live in /cum/ mansion
>sneak into Canada's room
>leave them a home cooked meal of steak, fish, and biscuits+gravy

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>>67093052
Kvass.
Baltic/Slavic homemade alcohol.

>live in /cum/ mansion
>invite normies over
>everyone hates me

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>>67093097
Old enough

>live in /cum/ mansion
>partake in antics against Iceland

Us all together
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBCYXe5ufas

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>>67093091
/cum/fy for life

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>>67093115
NERD

*shoves you into lockers*

Going to bed, nobody better mess up my room!

>live in /cum/ mansion
>start leaving sombreros at random places

>>67093113
Looks like cum bottles, is it a strong drink?

>living in /cum/ mansion
>watch tv in the living room
>no usa or canada join me
>cry myself to sleep ;_;

>live in /cum/ mansion
>closet normie
>bring women back to the house
>pretend like i dont even know how i did it

>>67093147
>live in /cum/ mansion
>install lockers

>>67092872
>live in /cum/ mansion
>start plotting US death because he keeps putting the eggs inside the fridge.

>day 18 in /cum/ mansion
>LA keeps stealing water from my toilet
>jelly flyovers keep drawing pictures of mexicans on my door
>CIA is still building his cuckshed in the yard
>a few anons are still asleep from late night asian baseball games
>Trump signs are littered all over the yard
>shit eating canadian still hasnt cleaned up the bathroom

such is life in the /cum/ mansion

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>less than 2 days

>>67093182
>implying theres anything wrong with chilled eggs
I bet you throw bog paper in the toilet too?

>live in newly built /cum/ mansion
>building is condemned after two weeks

redbull me on the /cum/ mansion

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>>67093140
>WHAT ARE YOU DOING

FUCK WHICH THREAD DO I POST IN

THIS IS NOT COMFY

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>>67093150
>live in /cum/ mansion
>rape some guy without messing up his room

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This lizard is now the official /cum/ beast

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>2 days left until its decided if mexico can stay in cum
;_;

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im dating one of the three following girls
1,2,3 which one is better?

>>67093195
>can't sleep bc there at all hours someone is either blasting porn or anime

>>67093230

anime all day errday

no gays or chicanos

>live in /cum/ mansion
>a war has started in the American division over what to call sugar filled drinks

>>67093255
sounds prefect for me

>live in /cum/ mansion
>LMM keeps sneaking in Vancouver's room to steal their dirty socks

>live in cum mansion
>never leave room

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>>67093237
FITE ME

>>67093249
3 > 2 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1

3 and 2 are pretty close, hard to tell based on this picture solely. 1 is by far the least attractive and seems the pudgiest.

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>>67093160
The darkness depends on how much you blacken the rye bread, my second batch was much nicer but alas, I have no pictures.
I increased the yeast and sugar by 250%, so by that only a single glass on an empty stomach gave me a buzz. Shared glasses with my even more autistic friend.

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>>67093269

>>67093237
fucking beastmode senpai

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>>67093237
>live in /cum/ mansion
>the /cum/beast is actually a big guy

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Should I work out tonight?

>>67093249
2 > 3 > 1
this is my ranking

>>67093264
its pop though

Bored as fuck desu
Kinda want to play 100% Orange Juice with some anons but I'm trash at it and shitposting is getting in the way of playing

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>>67093255
>no chicanos
well fuck

>>67093321

>implying there's skill involved when the dice are rigged

>>67093314
Why would you?

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>>67093212
sorry fa m but that's reclaimed zone, everyone knows Mexican kitchen aesthetic is G O A T

>>67093249
>>67093244

>wake up in the middle of the night in the /cum/ mansion
>someones blasting Vaporwave at 2 AM

>live in /cum/ mansion
>replace all the visual novels with classical literature

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>>67093340
Because I am at the edge of /fit/ness and if I keep it up I'll get some nice cuts

>>67093359
FRIGG OFF, that took me 3 years to accumulate all of those

>>67093359
>live in /cum/ mansion
>replace western canon with light novels

Doorbell of cum mansion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6EoRBvdVPQ04%3A17%3A12

>>67093371
For what purpose?

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>Live in /cum/ mansion
>Replace all the socks in the North Dakotan's rooms with cocks

>>67093182
whats wrong with putting the eggs in the fridge?

>cute boys from the /brit/ mansion come to visit

>>67093330
even with the dice being pure RNG I'm still trash at being strategic in the game

>live in /cum/ mansion
>leave my TV on all day on an endless loop of DBZ and Simpsons.

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>live in the /cum/ mansion
>canadians have barricaded themselves in the western wing and changed the Wifi password

>>67093405
absolutely nothing, just memes.
But they look kinda cool in those chicken shaped baskets your granny surely has.

>live in /cum/ mansion
>posting in /cum/ threads
>start posting porn
>realize everyone in the mansion is fapping simultaneously

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>>67093400
To be 6', blue eyed, 7" benis, who is pretty smart, AND fit, and finally, FINALLY get a gf

>call the janitor to clean up a canadian shitpost on the floor
>he's working overtime over at the /brit/ tenements

>>67093316
>calling coke pop
neck yourself yankee

>weekend rolls around
>Mexico and the US fight over whether to watch Soccer or Football on the big screen TV
>Canada quietly watches hockey on the mini portable in the basement

>live in the /cum/ mansion
>ate someone's salt and pepper chips at 3am
>pretend like i have no idea who did it

the so called /cum/ mansion

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>>67093470

>>67093444
You must go after crappy girls, 2bh.

>canada makes poutine for everyone
>no one eats it

>>67093449
we all know Canada goes there to smoke weed.

>>67093430
>hicken shaped baskets
I dig it

>>67093448
Yankees call it soda you dip.

>>67093396
HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>67093493
this

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>>67093487
I haven't gone after girls, that's my problem

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>live in the /cum/ mansion
>some dixie asks I grab him a coke from the fridge
>tell him we have fanta but no more coke

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>>67093444
sleepy kitty

>>67093448
we call it soda you uneducated subhuman

This thread has more posts than the other thread. Fuck those guys. If you have the other thread open too you need to go pound sand.

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>lives in /cum/ mansion
>doesnt wash my dishes
>wait for someone to do it

in the so called /cum/ mansion all the windows will need to be covered by blankets or tarps

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>sign up for the /cum/ mansion
>finally arrive
>see this

I was lied to

>>67093531
dont worry we'll mexico to do all the housekeeping

>live in /cum/ mansion
>see dirty dishes in the sink
>throw them out

>live in the /cum/ mansion
>some midwestfag asks me to grab him a pop out of the fridge
>pop him in the chin

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>>67093531
>Lazy Mexican

>>67093538
No worries friend, that's the chicano room.

>>67093449
>live in /cum/ mansion
>arguing over Handegg vs Association Football gets old
>go downstairs to see what Canada is doing
>crack open a few beers with Canada and watch Montreal and Philadelphia fuck eachother up in hockey

>>67093538

thats MY room

keep out

>is sunday morning in the /cum/ mansion
>blast cumbia music while cleaning around
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-xl1BQLUK8

i don't fully understand this new meme

i think i would live in an rv in the driveway

>>67093556
CHI

>>67093493
>Mexico makes tacos and enchiladas for everyone
>they disappear faster than a baby's fart

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>>67093516
here is my kitty

>>67093565
>>67093493
>when im the only one who eats it
it's pretty good

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>i think i would live in an rv in the driveway

>go in the /cum/ RV
>rip a big wet fart
>turn the heat up
>watch outside to see RVfag's reaction when he comes back to his rancid RV

>>67093493
I don't get why you guys don't like it

shit I eat poutine and I don't even like cheese.

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if there are any furries in the house, im gonna kick your ass

i wouldn't leave my rv unlocked

>>67093601
It's a meme. Most americans like poutine when they try it. It's just funny how people here dismiss it before even trying it

>live in /cum/ mansion
>have to keep cleaning up severed heads Mexico leaves lying around

Getting real tired of finding heads in the couch cushions Mexico.

>its another "/cum/ mansion gets shut down because everybody's a NEET and cant pay the rent/electric bill episode"

>>67093579
Cute ears.

>>67093545
>live in /cum/ mansion
>throw a party on Friday
>US brings red plastic cups
>wash them afterwards to reuse them
Finally I have nice dishes

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>>67093601
>mfw I actually like poutine

my eyes hurt

>>67093632
>implying a few canadabros aren't whoring out their boipuccies to pay the bills

based leafs

>>67093557
Arizona feo.

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>>67093624
>Americans dismiss gravy & cheese covered freedom fries
>mfw

>>67093632
>implying we're not mooching off the richfag from Quebec and the Mexican cartel leader

>>67093634
are you my mom

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>>67093633
i would skull fuck a Thai orphan to ensure my kitty's safety and happiness/

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>>67093647
wrong pic

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>lives in /cum/ mansion
>be poor
>american and canada are going out
>hehe im tired tonight p-pals
>watch them leave

*picks the lock to the RV and throws in 3 stink bombs*

heh heh heh

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>>67093632
We'll have to draw straws to see who goes to pay the bills in, the other way

>>67093657
>steals a fry while canada isn't looking

ive had funnel cakes and i assume it is like poultine

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>>67093649
>>67092734
>implying

>>67093629
but free masks for halloween

>>67093624
real poutine or just that shit they sell at burger chains

>>67093663
probably
been doing that shit since I moved out of my parents house.

>>67093657
it's mostly the gravy part

i like my fries cripsy on the outside, not soggy

>>67093683

>the other way

high stakes texas hold em?

its a keypad lock so it cant be picked

who else is watching Calgary & Anaheim playing right now?
rooting for you mapleniggers, I fucking hate anaheim

>live in /cum/ mansion
>bring home expensive leftovers
>throw them all away

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>tumblr
1/2

>>67093677
Why would we go out without the wild card of the group?

*hacks keypad lock*

*hangs up gay pride flag in every window*

>>67093703
Americans are the ones who taught me there are "breakfast" and "dinner" gravies.

>takes a shit in a paper bag
>puts it in the microwave for 3 minutes on high
>rings doorbell
>runs away

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>Live in /cum/ mansion
>Bring qt BF with me
>Fuck him like crazy every night
>Go to bed to the sound of the entire US wing crying because >tfw no qt lover

>no m'lady, I come from different parts
>y'see, I live in ARR VEE

>>67093715
>slides credit card through doorframe

>in the /cum/ mansion
>find the chilango's tortillas
>throw them to the trash and leave my flour tortillas in their place

>>67093723
Are you my ex girlfriend?

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Ok buds, we have a blank /cum/ mansion. Add yourself doing something, and your state/region/city flag is required =+)

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>>67093725
2/2
Didn't send them feedback btw

Id like to see a /cum/ mansion on cinco de mayo

I bet itd be fun

guys this is embarrasing

>>67093740
white = breakfast (often paired with sausage and toast)
brown = dinner (mashed potatoes, turkey, stuffing)

that's how it was for me growing up, anyhow

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>>67093748
Por eso estás tan gordo.

>>67093772
shut the HECK up

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>>67093725
>>67093767
>ever using tumblr
>not even for porn but some cat shit
>mfw

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>>67093748
>flour tortilla

id burn the gay pride flags in the yard and read the book of leviticus though a megaphone

i will not have my sexuality questioned at the /cum/ mansion

>>67093772
Party pooper

>>67093579
Your cat is on the mat. Get out of /cum/ mansion.

>>67093772
It's just a temporary thing. Live a little. Other /cum/ threads are usually stale and full of fedora posting.

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>Why yes, I prefer my tortillas to that of the corn variety.

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the gf

>>67093784
I regret nothing

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>>67093809

too late

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/cum/ mansion, right?

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>>67093743
>sell videos of hot gay love to pay the rent
>everyone gets new fap material too
all our problems solved in one night

>>67093754
your ex really did that to you?

>>67093826
Fucking kek

>go into Baja's room
>catch her masturbating to anime again

fucking hell

>>67093772
relaja la raja, baja xD

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>>67093759

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>go in to the Mexican wing of the /cum/ mansion
>see nothing but this

I thought you guys were memeing me

>>67093794
You leave my cats alone

post what your listening to senpai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CBakevGP40

everyday it's the same autists "posting"

me on the left
>>67093470
>>67093741
>>67093606
>>67093250

>>67093852
qué mal chiste

that doesnt mean anything

>>67093871
gayness
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIVr3wKSYrY

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>>67093850
say what?

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>>67093871
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5A46A2txC4

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>BajaChan* enters the /cum/ mansion

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>>67093827
the wife

>>67093875
>says the swede
wew lad

>hear a commotion in the hallway
>lock the door because everyone's acting normie again

gonna play some LOVE LIVE SCHOOL IDOL FESTIVAL brb

>swede enters the /cum/ mansion
>throw a slice of bacon at his feet to scare him off

>>67093875
amazing deduction, get the fuck outta here you meatball-loving faggot

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>>67093888
Seriously, what the hell is going on?

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the (internet) gf

>>67093898
no ring on that finger boi

>>67093842
We would go out to eat and she'd be really hungry and order a huge expensive mean. Then she'd only eat like 20% of it, take it home as leftovers, then let it rot in the fridge until it got tossed out.

I started eating her leftovers but then she'd get mad at me.

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All in favor of destroying the /cum/ mansion and returning to where we came from say absolutely nothing and post like we normally would.

>>67093920
Shh, everything is going to be alright.

at the /cum/ mansion there will be a room for anime figurines

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post childhood

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVgZDcUQPEY

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/cum/ mansion so far

>>67093255
My gf is from Honduras
does that pass?

>>67093948
we're moving out of the /cum/ mansion after this thread

we only have a timeshare, after all

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Am I welcome in the /cum/ mansion

>>67093959
>gets drunk and knocks over all the figures
>drools on ur waifu

>>67093920
everyone's lost their fucking mind apparently.
some new form of autism. Just go with it before they fucking eat you.

>>67093970
no

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>>67093962
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdXQJS3Yv0Y

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>trying to sleep in /cum/ mansion
>keep hearing a knock on the window
>I'm on the 7th floor
>no one will sleep over with me to confirm that I'm not just hearing it

>Live in /cum/ mansion
>BajaChan arrives from her trip
>dump all my used condoms in her room while she talks to Washington-san

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>>67093970
That's so 10 minutes ago, nerd.

>>67093966
What about that guy crying in the corner?

>>67093857

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>>67093980
That awkward moment of the night, isn't it?

>>67093966
two neckbeards touching penises and one wearing cat-ears

>>67094013
they fought a vicious autism war to make sure their thread that was posted later got used

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Haha! How about those landlocked states and anime girls, you guys?

>>67094013
It has passed.

The serum is kicking in.

>>67094046
Got it.

Thanks btw.

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>>67094009
fixed it

>>67094032
is that a midget smoking a giant bud? lmao

>>67094065
You have to add the mexican cleaner now

>>67094032

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>>67094032
>>67093759

Add me in the drawing

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>>67094079

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>>67094003
>>67093982
Oh
Well I didn't want to be in it anyways
I bet it stinks

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5 bajillion hours in paint

>>67094102
>>67094096
>>67094079
starting to look more like a /cum/ looney bin

>>67094079
>/cum/ posters together
>one passed out from drinking life's problems away
>one crying in corner
>one awkwardly stadning with hands in pockets
>one autistically trying to clean up shit
>only 4 people at the party

This seems pretty accurate

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>>67094112
>>67094102

>>67094096
>fuck Anaheim
R00d

>>67094131
>anaheim cucks won
fuck you

*unites the Cascadian people under one flag*
*annexes /cum/ mansion*

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>>67094013
yeah, even an old weeb like me is lost.good night baja chan
>>67094102
>>67094096
>>67094079
>>67094065
yall niggas need jesus
t.barack obama

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>>67094125
>>67094102
>>67094096
somebody add my fatcat plese, can't paint for shit

Just learned that juveniles can get life without parole sentences in the US.

Not sure how I feel about this.

If a kid picks up a gun and shoots someone, is the situation any better if you put that kid in a cage like an animal for their entire life? Does it matter if they understand that you can't do that once you punish them by effectively taking their life from them? Did they have it coming?

>>67094147
>memeadia

>>67094165
Goodnight, anon.

>>67093980
>tries to posture on an anonymous pottery forum to hide the fact that he's boring/depressing company

>>67094202
2

You've got problems, buddy

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>>67094202
9 here

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thats me, enjoying the hockey game

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>>67094202
>>67094220
>>67094234

you mean... meals?

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>>67094079
>>67094032
>>67093759
>>67094182

The United States permitted the death penalty for juveniles until 2005.

We were literally letting ourselves kill our own kids.

>>67094180
DAs get a lot of pressure to try minors as adults. Pretty much anyone 14 and older is going to be tried as an adult.

Our courts are pretty screwed up but it is what it is.

>>67094252
That probably only happened a handful of times since the 50s though.

>>67094202
I've never broken 4, and that was on amphetamines

>>67094252
You have to be a fucking monster to get the death penalty though. Fuck them.

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>I spent my day masturbating instead of a seeking out a fulfilling relationship with a woman with whom I will marry and procreate with.

>>67094266
i got news for you bud, you don't stop masturbating when you get a ladyfriend

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>>67094250
>>67094237
>>67094176
>>67094182
virginia is for lovers

>>67094264
Kinda this

To get the death penalty you have to be irredeemable as a man.

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>>67094266
Can't find the right man

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>Asked bf to get some pop while I was at work
>He bought three sixpacks of Dr. Pepper

>>67094202
>9 times
>if he ever gets laid his nerves will be so degenerated it won't feel good

wew

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>>67094250

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>I don't like Dr. Pepper.

>>67094202
none......................................yet

>>67094291
murder yourself

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>>67094250

>>67094291
how dare you insult dr pepper

if you were pic related i'd spank the shit out of you

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>>67094285

>>67094294
I meant to greentext it to insult you
I'm on 0 because I have a horny boyfriend

>>67094291
dr pepper is ambrosia of the gods you swine

>>67094180
Imprisonment should be about punishment and retribution for the victim. If a kid is old enough to take someone's life, that child is old enough to rot for it.

>>67094285
>>67094250
>>67094300
>>67094311
where's my fatcat? :(

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>>67094311
>>67094300
>>67094285
>>67094250
>>67094237
can't keep track no more

>>67094202
I'm going once every third day

Need to get myself together

>>67094294
>How do you have so much self control
Idk, I've edged for 8+ hours before
speed is a hell of a drug

>>67094261
Yea so we can feel better knowing "We only killed a handful of children, it's fucked up but whatever"

Idunno if that cuts it for me bud. Don't feel good about that happening.

>>67094332
A lotta people don't feel good about Nagasaki but it still happened.

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What are white Mexicans and their culture like? Here in California we get the trash and their trash CHIcano cultiure.

Pic not related.

>>67094291
My uncle drinks Dr. Pepper.

He's also an asshole.

I'm not saying those two things are related, but it is a funny coincidence.

>>67094311
WHAT HAPPENED TO CORNERFAG'S LEG

>>67094339
is that a grill

>>67094339
>What are white Mexicans and their culture like?
What type of question is this one? they celebrate and do the same stuff as any other Mexican

>>67094334
Sorry I forgot we were at war with our children in 2004.

>>67094339
>channel flipping
>univision
>spanish speaking white girl in sailor uniform

???

is 4chan dead?

>>67094362
We're not?

>>67094339
like all the other mexicans?
it's easier to find differences by states

>>67094374
Yeah but they're kids. How the fuck are they supposed to know that things like murder or torture are wrong?

>>67094373
It's definitely lagging

>>67094378
No, you and all the other northern states are all the same, except maybe Tamaulibya.

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>>67094373
yes

@67094386
1/10
Because the Bible says so.

>>67094357
As far as I know yeah.

>>67094360
>>67094378
>>67094366
Thanks anons. I just thought there was a difference culture wise like white Americans and black Americans.

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>>67094373
T-thanks, Hiro...

>>67094370
Cold turkey? I'm unfamiliar with the term.

And yeah, it's kinda... hard, but that's part of the fun.
I was sick of twice daily masturbation that left me with no drive. Now I feel like an Uruk Hai, and there's more life to me.

>>67094429

new