/cum/ Canada USA Mexico

>>67092877
that's not a toque, that's a Naruto hat

>live in /cum/ mansion
>buy electric guitar
>practice stairway to heaven for 12 hours

I need to scream but I don't want to look like an autistic idiot

>live in /cum/ mansion
>join the buds in a night raid on Canada's room
>beat Quebec with a sack of potatoes for a shit edition
>seinfeld theme starts playing and americans clap

>>67092854
vive le québecois libre

fuckkkk I just woke up and my nose is bleeding and my pillow is full of nlood fuuuck

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>>67092889

>day 40 of the /cum/ mansion
>Canada is out of syrup and is invading the second floor of America in search of more
>Mexico just keeps talking in some alien language about the simpsons
>Fly over states have started invading the walls in search of metal to create rifles and beat up pickups

/cum/ mansion is not even 1 hour old and it's already filled with drugs and sex

>>67092872
Real thread here

is this the real new thread?

>>67092927
autism

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>>67092910
>Americans love the part of Canada that hates them the most

kek, another great ally choice.

>>67092922
Mexicans don't really engage in the una vela meme that much though.

On one hand we have this thread that's about a gay place and on the other it's about a kids show about underaged girls and their brother

>>67092927
>/co/
ew

You fags should just make a room on Habbo called /cum/ mansion and get it over with.

>>67092918
absolutely perfect, thank you

Quebec deserves independence.

>>67092948
pool's closed

what is this "/cum/ mansion" I hear about?

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>live in /cum/ mansion
>there's two bathroom stalls
>one for men
>one for french speaking Canadians

>/cum/ mansion
fucking nerds lmao

>>67092946
Quite the schism, but the latter sounds much more inviting.

>>67092939
why do they hate us?

>>67092974
BURN

FLYOVER MOO COWS

>>67092946
this is hell, what do you expect?

at least Quebec comes with poutines and you can be snobby back to the frogs.

>>67092963
literally cannot support themselves financially. they're basically Ontario

>>67092935
Don't be mad that you didn't get to make the new thread.

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>>67092908
So what's the deal with Quebec? They think they're French, but we all know they're American. How do we know this? Well if they were really French, they would've surrendered and left as soon as they realized the English had them surrounded.

>>67092939
They hate us because we remind them of you.

>>67092965
fucking shit meme like most of our memes.

So who does the cooking in this "/cum/ mansion"? Mexico? I vote Mexico.

>>67092995
That's pretty good but you misspelled his name in the filename.

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>>67092977
Shit.

This is a problem. Both threads are just as active.

Let us summon him.

JAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNYYYYYYY

>>67092872
>>67092872
>>67092872
Real new thread!

>>67093013
>not posting in both

>LMM finally moved out of the /cum/ mansion

finally

>>67093011
I thought the filename was a jewish meme.

>>67092994
this thread has more posters m80

>>67093011
I did that on purpose to elevate my game

>>67093016
f*ck off

>>67092974
I'm still trying to get all the groceries commissioned to have french under the English

>>67092979
You're fat culture-less Anglos who sends us garbage .

Vive le Québec libre!

>live in /cum/ mansion
>some quebec weirdo adds on a new edition
I hope there's nothing spooky back here

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>>67093027
idgi but ok

the other thread was posted later and doesnt have an edition how fucking autistic do you have to be to participate in thread wars

>>67092872
>>67092872
>>67092872
REAL THREAD

MOO

>>67093044
>who sends us garbage .
we tried to send you oil via pipeline so we could send you more welfare money but that made you angry too

what do you want from us woman

>>67093070
>>67093016
Just let it sit in the catalog, we'll use it when this hits 300 retard

>>67093088
he's advertised his /co/shit thread 3 times in this thead

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>being botherd by """""thread wars"""'

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>I prefer to live in this toolshed of a thread instead of the mansion

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>why yes I do love participating in thread wars

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>>67093088
Fuck that. I called dibs. Canada should read the thread before making a new thread.

>>67092872
>>67092872
>>67092872
REAL THREAD!

>if Trump wins the election I'm moving to Canada!
why do I feel a little sting everytime an american says this?
they always say Canada, do those liberals think that lowly of us?

what do I do when my cunny tingles lads?

>>67093131
Yes. they only car about Mexicans for as far as it makes them feel good about themselves.
Of course they're all actually aware that it's a shithole.

>>67093131
Yes. American liberals are the most two-faced people on earth.

They love bragging about not being racist yet they live in 95% white cities and states (except califags)

>>67093131
I-I would've moved to Oaxaca :,3
Would have if not for my girlfriend. I'm probably just going to elope to Europe now.

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>why yes, I love making implications

>>67093131
it's what makes the comment funny

they hate Trump for not wanting the country swarmed with illegals, but they don't like Mexico either so want to move to Canada and not feel like they lowered their quality of life or risk getting murdered by the Cartel/ have to learn Spanish.

if it makes you feel better or worse the Republican voters said the same thing when Obama won

>>67093128
you're so fucking autistic because you "called dibs" (whatever the fuck that means lol) as i was making this new, so i couldnt have read it

moeshit, /co/shit autist

>>67093157
ouch

>>67093131
>liberals
>ever living amongst their minority pets

Find solace in the fact that they never actually go through with it.

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>I don't know what dibs is

>>67093177
You're the one who tried getting attention with "muh Quebec."

>>67092872
>>67092872
>>67092872
Real thread!

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im dating one of the three following girls
1,2,3 which is better?

>>67093192
Don't worry, my state is mostly nigs. Much worse than mexicans.

keep shitposting it's giving me an erection

>>67093202
5th advertisement

seek help mate

>>67093211
2 is the best but you're probably dating 1 because you have poor tastes.

>>67093211
2>3>1

I'm guessing you're dating 3 though.

>>67093211
2 or 3 look about equal
1 is a little less

>>67093211
2, 3, 1

>>67093223
You sound mad, friend.

>>67092872
>>67092872
>>67092872

My nuts won't stop itching
I need help

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>call the MansionJanitor™ company to clean up the /cum/ mansion
>they call me the moment they were supposed to arrive and say "Which one you want cleaned, senpai?"
>tell them "Just fuck both my mansions up"
>proceed to reach out money to pay them
>"No tip needed, sir. We do it for free" the MansionJanitor™ employee says

>>67093211
They are all beautiful my dude

>>67093285
hygiene

>>67092901
Cry on your pillow.

>>67093270
then why am i not participating in your autistic thread war by desperately advertising my thread in yours? because i dont give a shit you worm

Should I take a shower or fester in my filth?

>>67093337
You're annoying

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>>67093337
Then let the thread die.

>>67092872
>>67092872
>>67092872

>>67093169
never been to Oaxaca, cant coment on the place
>>67093193
I know they wont, still I dont like what they do, I respect more someone hating me directly than doing that bs they pull out

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>>67093344
Fester

>>67093305
I'm serious I have cuts on the skin from so much scratching. The skin is looking really bad

>>67093372
clean your balls and then apply coconut oil

I have an essay that's due tomorrow that I haven't even started
Either I kill myself or I drop out tomorrow

>>67093009
I'll poison your food gringo

>>67093392
How much is the essay worth?

>>67093392
This semester I finished a 5 page report starting at 12:00am and finishing at 4:00am. It was due at 10:30am.

Get on my power-level.

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>two threads up at the same time
HIGH AUTISM

>>67093080
just leave us alone

but don't

arrgh you never understand what we want
mom always disapproved of you, we should have listened.

>>67093428
10% of the class

>>67093447
It's an essay in a foreign language

>>67093478
>10% Oh come on you big baby, that's one little letter grade.

>>67093507
This is the 3rd essay that was due in this class each was 10% and I got a shitty grade on the last 2

>>67093529
What foreign language?

>>67093478
Mine was a information sciences report worth 30% of the final.

Just consume a fuck load of [insert stimulant here] right now and finish it. Also get the fuck off 4chan. You can finish anything in 8 hours, sleep is for pussies.

DO IT.

might as well stay here. the other is too autistic for me.

>>67093745
That's why this one is pretty dead, really makes you think eh?

>>67093770
That's sad then. Because I am far from being an a normie, but that was just /co/ garbage. Plus you made yours first to be fair. Anyway, good night

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>>67093872
I didn't make this...

>>67093131
No there Is no double standards in there. They like your people and think your country isn't safe enough for them. So they don't want the CHI to go back

>>67093891
oh yeah, you are anglo, not a dirty frog. forgive me lad.

>>67093574
>information sciences
ezpz

>>67094006
But the frogs are the superior breed of canadian.

>>67094209
I don't know about that anon.

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>>67093478
>>67093529

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Why do people call Qatar "cutter"? I'd think it would be pronounced "kah-tar", am I stupid?

>>67094388
arabic pronunciation system has different diphthongs than english.

>>67094388
depends on the language/dialect

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Haven't shagged since July

How fucking pathetic is that

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>it's another anon didn't prepare for test episode

>>67094532
who is this qt

>>67094532
qt grill

very spicy

>>67094568
Dove Cameron...

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who high test?

>>67094532

Looks like my ex. She was a fucking bitch. Now she's a single mother.

>>67094631
would bugger/10

Anyone else doing no shave november? Not really good at growing a beard desu, always ends up looking like fuzz

Wew lads. Family almost caught me crossdressing.

Is crossdressing tolerated in your country?

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>>67094689

>>67094695
I would except I can hardly grow facial hair.

>>67094695
cant grow one, i get to the "14 year old trying ot look mature" stage and then it just stops

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Is anyone else just already resigned to the deep depression of Clinton becoming president?
I'm fucking dying, hopefully I'm already dead when they announce madam president.

>>67094750
it doesn't matter, anon.

>>67094695
Same problem here. It just looks shitty on me.

>>67094484
>Sinaloan
>Doesn't consider himself northern Mexican
what?

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>>67094722

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLv3vzJ8Fw8

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>>67094794
>160x240

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>>67094830
im not good at this. someone take over, its too much pressure and i'm just not ready

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>>67094750
Election day is feeling very anti-climactic despite Trump's recent gains in the polls. I think that most people expect Hillary to win, and that just means more of the status quo. It feels like the antics are coming to a close, and that's kind of a shame cause it was so much fun while it lasted. No more memes for a while, so I guess we'll just all sit around pulling our puds until the next terrorist attack (hopefully right-wing) or school shooting.

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>>67094848

>>67094908
Basically all terrorists that could be called partisan are right-wing though.

The closest thing I can think of to a left-wing terrorist attack would be that one atheist who shot all the religious people in that college a couple years ago.

>>67094977
I meant domestic right-wing. The fallout from a Trump-inspired attack would be insane, and the probability of such an attack is going through the roof if Hillary wins the presidency.

>>67093131
I'm not voting for Trump or Hillary. I would still move to Canada if I had the choice, because Mexico is a shithole

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>>67094954

>>67095011
Yeah it would be pretty funny.

That said I am leaning toward Trump because, while they're both completely terrible options, my uncle is a Hillary supporter and an incredibly smug awful piece of shit and he deserves to have his hopes crushed.

>>67095011
>going throught the roof
lolno. people say this every fucking election, the truth is that the majority of people that are acting crazy right now will go right back to not giving a shit for four years and blaming polititcs for all their problems.

>>67093131
i once had a mexico coworker tell me not to go to mexico unless i flew to mexico city, was talking to her about going to tijuana, where she lived, and she said i was "too small and cute" to make it.

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>>67095048
I'm not into slants but that did it for me.

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>>67095104
>not into slants
faggot.

>>67095104
What is it with asians and self-loathing?

>>67095071
Gun purchases go up a ton every time a democrat gets the presidency. Hillary is known as being anti-2A. Militia membership also peaks everytime Democrats get in office.

There is definitely a correlation.

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>>67095121
Yeah they arr rook rike that.
>>67095141
*commits suicide*

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Anyone here from South Carolina? I'm absolutely devastated that I have to leave the great state of Minnesota, but my parents are kicking me out, and I can't afford to live on my own just yet, so I'm moving to my sisters place, and she lives in Charleston. Is the south really irredeemable trash? I'm so scared senpaitachi I've never been to dixie ever

>>67095171
yeah, this happens every fucking time and then nothing happens. you got those stats because this exact thing has occured before. its almost like gun manufacturers use this to sell guns, huh? is this your fist election?

>>67095196
>kicked out
Why?

>>67095196
are you that chicano who got kicked out for voting for trump

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>>67095121

>>67095208
I'm a college dropout and NEET and they are sick of my freeloading. Also been on bad terms with my dad for a few years now and he considers me a disappointment

>>67095204
Waco, Ruby Ridge, and OKC all happened after the federal government went hard after rightists. The reason Bundy and the Oregon situation didn't end up the same is because they learned not to be confrontational/ didn't have the ability to do so. If Hillary gets a majority in both chambers and then enacts gun control legislation, right-wingers might receive it poorly enough to take up arms. We haven't seen a fed gov tough on 2A at any point since those events which I mentioned at the top of this post. Not to mention, granted the explosion of new media, people are as dumb as ever.

>>67095204
This. I remember when Obama got elected and right-wing radio personalities were literally openly calling for assassination or even armed revolt. But nothing ever came of it, and anyone who was seriously going to do it got a visit from the FBI before they could do anything.

>>67095268
bro do some greentext

>>67095268
Will never understand how family relations can get this bad. My parents love me even though I don't think I'm very deserving of it. I'm still their kid.

>>67095287
By "they" I meant the federal government.

>>67093044
t.anglo leaf faggot

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>>67095315
Well I'm happy for you, and you're lucky to have that. Between my dad being a workaholic and alcoholic I never really formed a great bond with him, slowly our relationship got worse, and in teenage years we fought over everything. I started smoking weed and when I got caught I think that severed any ties we had. He tells me I'm a disappointment. I wish I had parents that loved me. My mom might care about me, but she worked all her life, and in the end she will always side with dad, even if she doesn't agree. I fucking hate it. All I've ever wanted was him to be proud of me and I can't even accomplish that. I wish I had a normal family. I'm glad they don't want me here anymore because it's just not healthy for me to stay. I'll forget I had parents, and live my own life from now on. Someday, maybe I can have my own family, and I swear I'll be the best father on the planet. So cherish your family, because we aren't all so lucky. I'm thankful I have a great sibling to look out for me. I'd be alone otherwise. Sorry for blog, I'm just a bit upset. If any SC posters exist though, I'd sure like to know what its like

>>67095483
holy fuck, no ones reading that just slit your wrists and read some sylvia plath you absolute vagina

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>>67095503
Brutal, kek.

>>67095483
>tfw huge disappointment and not projected to change
>parents are super proud of me
Sometimes I feel like this is reverse psychology but then I just fuck off back to doing nothing, and they just keep smiling. This side of the spectrum is a different kind of hell, but at least it's stable.

When are you moving?

>>67095483
It ain't a bad state. Crime is pretty high, but just like literally everywhere in dixie most crime is black on black. Some trailer trash crime too, but Charleston is a pretty okay city in my opinion. Just get used to humidity in warmer months and you're golden. Also, people are pretty nice.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_qMagfZtv8

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Thingken of old ps2 games, /cum/

>>67095538
Next week. Despite all that I love Minnesota desu, I don't see how any state will ever replace the hole left in my heart when I leave.
>>67095553
>humidity
Disgusting. At least food should be good.
I'm going to have to give up hockey aren't I?

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>>67095572
JUST
U
S
T
>>67095611
Minnesota is a big meme, you'll soon see how vastly superior coasts are to everything. Especially the BEAST coast.

Also make sure you head out to Lee County/Scape Ore Swamp to search for the lizard man.

>>67095708
>south carolina posturing as best coast
flyover

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNeyFacqlTA

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>>67095611
>I don't see how any state will ever replace the hole left in my heart when I leave.
Charleston has a Forrest Gump themed restaurant, that's pretty nice.

>>67092995
But we're all Americans in denial

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>>67095792
Lies
>>67095611
Oh and get used to this

>>67095821
>losers fly loser flag
this will never not be funny

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t*m br*dy

>>67096554
:/

bretty sick of daylight savings desu

Roughly what time do we find out who won the election?

>>67096579
It's over now...

>>67096638
11pm-12am EST

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>downloading shit off mega
>FREE BANDWIDTH QUOTA EXCEEDED UPGRADE TO PRO NOW or wait 7 hours to resure
when the fuck did this become a thing

>>67096648
we'll probably know earlier t-b-h

it's not going to be a close election

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Why do America politicians have funny names?

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tru

>>67096642
its never really over

>>67096674
>flag
>downloading

I see you like to live dangerously.

classes scheduled before 9:30 AM should be illegal

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why is this guy named turk ?

>>67096674
years ago, where the fuck have you been?

>>67096719
>9:30am

lmfao

I was taking classes as early as 7:30am in high school

>>67096743

its actually Turkleton

>>67096743
Turks are black.

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>Beautiful day outside (Extremely rare to be this warm in November) so I decide to take my dirtbike out for a ride
>Cruising down the backroads as I usually do
>Pass by a cop
>He waves me down
>Tells me to get off the road
>um what
>"You can't be on the road with that"
>Try saying that it's just a fucking backroad in the middle of nowhere and I and everyone I know has been doing this all their lives, and I've encountered many cops doing this exact thing and they've never given me any trouble
>"nope get off the road or I'm giving you a ticket"
>Laugh a bit and say okay whatever
>Wait until he fucks off and continue on my way


I was half hoping he'd give me a ticket so I could fight it in court and make him look like a total fucking idiot. Fucking prick.

>>67096743
Transitive property.

>>67096743
It's not a common name in the US but it doesn't mean anything here, it's just a name.

>>67096756
under a rock apparently

>>67096786
Had a similar experience with an ATV years ago.

Some cops are just desperate to meet their ticket quota.

>>67096786
Dirtbike is truly gun-tier power and freedom.
Respect.

>>67096786

really showed that loser haha

>>67096786
t. flindark

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canadians

>savagely torture trees for syrup
>beat fluffy cute baby seals for fun
>are half french
>almost burned down the white house

why do we let them post here

>>67096811
Pretty sure this guy was just being a prick to be a prick.

He had the distinct look of a jaded middle aged man who hates life and enjoys fucking with kids having fun on a dirtbikes to make himself feel better.

>>67096847

a constant reminder of how bad we could have it

>>67096847
to humor them, like mexico

>>67096847
>Half French

More like 20%

>>67096847
Why are Canadians so barbaric?

I heard they also put gravy on their french fries.

What am I supposed to do while NEET besides apply for jobs?

This is boring as fuck

>>67096890
exercise
read books
post on /cum/

>>67096850
Do you really think you would've stood a chance in court?
Or is your dirtbike street legal?

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>>67096890

>he fell for the "being a NEET is fun" meme

>>67096920
I lost my job you fucker lmao

>>67096890
Learn to be alone.
Learn to be "productive" outside someone else's schedule.
Learn to be incredibly frugal.
Try to eke out happiness.

It's not easy.

t. former and current NEET

>>67096911
>Do you really think you would've stood a chance in court?
Yes. While it is TECHNICALLY not legal, it's just plain unreasonable given the rural setting. EVERYONE does it and no one cares, not even the cops (well, most of them). The law should make exception for rural roads but it treats them the same as a damn city street. I don't go on the highways, or into town. I'm in the middle of the damn countryside going down dirt roads. I'm fairly certain the judge would agree that it would be an unjust ticket

>>67096984
>>67096890
how old are you

>>67096995

Buddy settle down, maybe he should've given your salty ass a ticket

Y'all ready to join? :^)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2h-42YsYWZM

>>67097098
is Canada taking in refugees? I can apply for your military if you want. Don't think the requirements are as low as ours though.

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>>67097098
i think this video is meant to be ironic

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>>67097098

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>>67097098
not like I have a choice

>>67097166
don't worry my dude. even if she wins(which is unlikely), congress will block everything she does. she won't be able to do anything

>>67097187
She's a tremendously old politician and former First Lady of a very successful president. Her power will be tremendous.

yo desiigner is kind of good at music

>>67097213
lmao how old are you? bill was impeached, she was a disaster as secretary of state and resigned, she ran for president in 2008 and lost, and now she's going to lose again. congress has openly stated they will stonewall her SCOTUS appointment and everything else she'll try and do. she'll be even less effective than obama

do you need me to cite sources or do you get the picture

>>67097187
If anything I'm just worried about war with Russia, which I know required Congress approval but this dumb cunt will somehow manage it.

>right winger afraid of war

oh how the tables have turned

trump will win

>>67097252
she's scary. i don't blame you. i don't want war either. nobody does, especially not if it's unnecessary

amazing

first my two ROOM roommates force me to sleep on the couch, and now my other roommate is sitting out by the couch

I am never going to be able to get any sleep

>>67097301
>room roomates

Fucking hell how do people live like this? My brother shared a room with some dude throughout college and he seemed miserable.

>>67097301

sounds like you need better riommates, or friends

>>67097248
>do you need me to cite sources

yes

>>67097248
>US people elect leaders to do their job
>they won't do their job and will be sore losers
So basically, you're saying republicans are going to get decimated in the next midterms?

>>67097458
ah yes

Why did Rom Jeremy become so famous as a porn star? He had a pretty average penis.

>>67097639
Hairy and distinctive chest.

>>67097639
because he's recognizable, and his dick size spread before the internet so people just accepted it as truth.

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nighty night cum

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Good morning /cum/

I hate drug addicts. Jesus why can't we just you know... Do something about them?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNdkrtfZP8I

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>>67098680
>Do something
like what

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Reminder that this WILL happen.

post your tits

1 more day util trumpcuck tears

>>67101980
Yeah but then we have to put up with 4 years of incessant whining and tinfoil conspiritard bullshit.

>>67092939
Wrong
>>67092979
We don't.You supported us during the our rebellion

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I just want trump to win lads, tell me it's going to happen. It is time for Scotland to inherit the earth.

>>67102508
It's not happening

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24 hours before /pol/ get btfo

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>>67102793
Can't wait

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>>67102793
>implying

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I can almost taste the tears

all of this shillary shills need to GTFO or get BTFO
KEKS
GET OUT
NOW
THIS IS A TRUMP GENERAL
OUTUOTUOTUOTUOTUOT

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Vote me for president

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>>67103562
>wants a fucking sun for his flag
no thanks

>>67096847
>half french

As if that was a bad thing

What's the earliest reasonable possible hour (est) for the election to be called? I wanna wake up early to witness the greatest day in the history of /pol/ and /int/.

>>67103978
12 am EST november 9th

>>67103978
probably 11:00 to 12:00 at night eastern standard time. so like 6-7 am in jew time

>>67104097
As in midnight? I read about cases where it got decided by 8pm because the east coast and mid west were enough to call it.

I know it probably won't be a sweep for neither side, but with Texas and Cali as more or less pre-decided, wouldn't Florida pretty much seal the deal, without needing to wait for Alaska?

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Stay hydrated /cum!

>>67104145
>>67104097
Well damn, I already wake up for work at 6am. I guess I'll wake up an hour early just in case. Hopefully it won't be after midnight, because then I'd need to shitpost from my phone.

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>>67103851
france is best girl

>>67104220
>wouldn't florida pretty much seal the deal
Yes.
Florida goes hill is game over.

>>67104395
MAN

>>67104249
Best advice in the thread from based icelevel.

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>>67104624
france is cute! CUTE!

Hard to believe this thread ended up being used after all that autism last night

>>67104934
not really, everyone usually migrates to whatever thread is up once he one they're in hits bump limit

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>>67104560
No sir.
>map based on liberal media
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5t_blwDZfrg

>>67105190
as opposed to
>map based onright wing media
lets just see how it turns fucking out

>>67105230
I didn't even paint Colorado red. Its a battleground state right now. 1 point difference.

>>67098607
good morning.

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>>67098607

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Trumpu~

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Boeing's new 6th-gen concept

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I semi-ironically voted for Trump

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Buy the book

>>67105622
>>67105536
And you too
>>67105648
yay, another billion dollars down the drain when it fails somewhere after launch.

>>67105818
i dont want to google the name of the book, pal

>>67105903
why not buddy
don't you want to enhance your neural capabilities?

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>one day

>>67105993
dont want to be on a list

>>67103851

You know how most asians look like mongrels but white/asian is full of qts? It's like the opposite of that for frogs.

dead thread desu

Do re mi

>9 am
>all the neets are asleep
>all the wageslaves are at work debating suicide before they remember /cum/ exist
>I have the /cum/ mansion to myself

*you enter the cum bar*

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>>67106548
>/cum/ mansion again

>>67106606
>hating harmless fun

>>67106524
Fa so la ti do

>>67106680
it was a shit gimmick that dominated discussion in the thread

>>67106767
>/cum/
>discussion
You are actually funny

>>67106767
t. creator of this thread
>still booty blasted about other people having fun

>be in the /cum/ mansion
>anime posters losing their minds because we aren't all hitting on each other while posting still images of 2d girls doing various reactions and implying lewd thought.

>>67106818
shit gimmick

almost as shit as the "/cum/beast" gimmick

>>67107064
You're just upset that your forced meme didn't take flight.

is it bad it is taking me more and more faps to stave off the urge to crossdress?

>>67107118
what meme are you talking about?

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>>67107064

>>67107169
Canada

>>67107170
>>67107219
epic

simply epic

upvotes and gold for the both yous, you glorious bastids

>>67107229
no u

>>67108063
>>67108063
>>67108063
>>67108063
New thread