/brit/

>>67092111
they are children

/balt/

>>67092123
you're australian

>>67092123
you are children

cara

NEED a jewish gf

>>67092146
this 2bh

>>67092111
White girls with thicc lips are top tier

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>>67092160
Those are too big they're nigger-tier

>>67092141
>>67092139
>>67092111
>>67092160
>>67092175
real nonce hours

>>67092175
She looks Jewish

>>67092201
>looks jewish

this literally means nothing

>>67092217
>your post

this literally means nothing

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>>67092149
same

what does it all mean

my girl got a big butt (got a big one)
and big lips she can liplock

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ITT: we laugh at runts from /pol/
This one was quite a find
The context of this post was black panthers intimidating trump voters outside polling stations, this one runt had this to say:
>Redpill with Spirit Cooking, occultism/devilwhorship. Take out some dank weed and spark it during the conversation and lure them away from their post.

>Let them finish doobie while I explain how the white devils are real a/f and been using the

And posted the related image, an anime nonce thinking he can relate to uneducated African Americans by talking to them about 'spirit cooking', 'white Devils' and 'redpills'

I wonder do they ever actually read the drivel they post

>>67092149
>>67092241
NYC, Montreal, Melbourne in that order are your best chances for finding a jewish gf. That being said, they're the objectively terrible.

>>67092275
you can just link it lad

people with butt chins are subhuman

saw two fellows having a look at the british section of my supermarket
i promptly stepped in front of them and offered my vast knowledge of british culture & cuisine
"have any questions? might i recommend something gentlemen?", i asked them
"no thanks we're good" they said, i continued to tell them the ins and outs of british food, handing them a box of weetabix, some digestive, even a cheeky bottle of HP sauce
"please leave us alone" they said, turning and walking away. Naturally they felt intimidated
some people just can't handle the banter i guess

>>67092275

>Yo nigger, I'm not. I live in a free country with excellent everything and don't care about your sorry ass excuse of an election.

>O-o-o-h s-s-orry sir, I thought you was a white american cuck that fears me automatically. May I spit shine yo shoes?

>That's ok, nigger. I don't wear my poo on shoos indoors.

>>67092314
are you irish or italian i cant tell

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Guarantee I could fuck your lass

need a fertile irish lass

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The so-called gf

>>67092300
i want to live in new york but im not rich and there's no way i'll get rich so that won't happen
probably won't learn french
australia is full i've heard

im out of luck

>>67092355
you look like big troods

Ireland and Italy and Mexico need to change their flags they're too similar I can't tell who is who

>>67092355
Mate you look like a sad fucking fish

Why are your eyes so far apart? Why so sad? Did someone tell you that you look like an effeminate little gimpy shirtlifting cunt?

I'd smack that prettyboy face until it's not pretty

>>67092371
calm down malaysia

>>67092371
liberia and the usa need to change their flags and skin colours they're too similar i can't tell who is who

>>67092371
fuck off usmoi/malaysia/liberia

>>67092398
LE AGNLO BANTZ XDDD

>>67092367
the jewish girls in montreal speak english

>>67092398
Ah yes, the famous British banter.

will bet my life savings that she will cancel on me again

>>67092395
hello is this a tree

>>67092434
yes this is the norfolk islands

>>67092412
>>67092431
non whites... are not welcome...

>>67092391
You sound like a huge pussy

Would deck you cold

dubs decides what my excuse for not going to work tomorrow is

>>67092429
ok looks like i shall be coming to montreal for optometry school after all

>>67092355
wow didn't realise Stranger Things was that long ago

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>Grabs every yank in this thread by the throat
>"B-BACK OFF"

>>67092488
balls deep in the sister

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>tfw narcissist uggo who wants a 10/10 gf and rejects anything below that

>>67092488
emergency penis removal surgery

>>67092488
freak wanking accident

>>67092479
Really nice head of hair on you lad, you'd be well suited to decking willies down your throat twinkle toes

>does she even like me pls respond ;_;

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hahahahahahaha

>>67092488
Somebody got dubs on 4chan and that made me not go

>>67092488
dog ate my bus pass/car

>>67092521
awful

>>67092540
Classic bloody alt-righters xD

>>67092488
no gf

>>67092488
10 mile run. If you can push more do it

>>67092561
What's awful you fucking skreb

>>67092488
in the hospital after getting your willy stuck up your boyfriends bum

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vST61W4bGm8

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haha melon guy

>>67092488

You're wearing a towel and have no other choice of clothing, that's it, something happened to your clothes which you can't explain why to the point of you just wearing nothing but a towel which will look daft.

>>67092602
absolutely howling at this post

>>67092597
uh oh you done did it now

now some new IPs will say how drumpf has no chance of winning

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1478477954951.webm

Fucking hell lads

Housemate has disgusting warts on his elbow area

Creeps me the fuck out. Its brushed against me too before

>>67092488
in the hospital after your boyfriend gets his willy stuck up your bum?

>>67092488
bit cold out

>>67092472
I'm white

>>67092597
trump has already lost

>>67092616
>madame president
sure sounds good donut

>>67092631
unlikely

>>67092488
you're going to america to kill donald trump

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>>67092488
>too intelligent to work

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Why are women so fucking foetid?

>>67092488
You identify as Alt-Right and trump's faltering in the polls is giving you panic attacks.

>>67092638
>>67092645
record corrected

>>67092488
busy watching child porn

>>67092355
dont have one

>>67092659
hair

>>67092659
men work harder
women sweat less and have less oils generally
so they don't need to shower as much

>>67092488
found a really cool acorn on the way to work

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Really makes you think.

>>67092488
>post gets dubs
>no one else gets dubs

really makes me think...

>>67092488
I poop during sex

>>67092488
Go to work

>>67092488
doing a pop

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>>67092597
>he thinks a billionaire wants to return power to the people

>>67092687
Women skin is oily as fuck

Also even if you're a sedentary vegetable, you will begin to smell without washing for a day

>>67092685
What is a shower cap

>>67092659
You only need to shower 4 times Max a week. Anymore is just pampering

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>finally started getting with girls on nights out, getting so close to gf
>friends all cut me off
>can't go out anymore
>now I have no gf and no friends

You LITERALLY cannot make this shit up

>>67092488
doing a pilgrimage to mecca (hajj)

>>67092488
broke your ribs trying to suck yourself off

Will /pol/ explode once hillary wins?

>>67092659
I shower twice a week

>>67092488
was in space

>>67092766
hmmm

>>67092766
kek

>>67092766
thanks lad

>>67092744
it will explode either way

>>67092731
>its a friends no longer find your depressing life funny so they cut you off episode

Been there m8, find new friends

>>67092766
unlucky

>>67092766
#farout

Dunno why I'm up as I have work at 9

>>67092790
how the fuck do uncool people make friends

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1478490303416.webm

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me behind the chair

>>67092818
>.png (1.25 MB, 1366x768)

>>67092766
I'm gonna put on a iron shirt, and chase the devil out of earth
I'm gonna send him to outa space, to find another race

>>67092817
but if my mum died in her sleep I'd be a millionare

>>67092817
These posts never work on me because I don't care

>>67092818
Jeremy Kyle is the kind of thing I'd show aliens so they can learn more about our culture

having some clean water

>>67092815
Other uncool people m8, its a basic fucking science

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implying i'm opening that shit

>>67092860
what if im so uncool i have no peers?

Who /coolintheirteens/ but now /depressed/ here?

>>67092818
>>67092833
>>67092865

It opened instantaneously for me.

>>67092876
alri buslad

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>>67092817
jokes on you, she's already dead

The self styled gf

https://youtu.be/IU5vKbyc3c8

>>67092883
me too

>>67092859
i don't understand this gimmick

>apply for hundreds of jobs in the space of a year
>am still unemployed

ah yes

>>67092905
do you lads get potable water from the tap? would be surprised if you did desu

>>67092917
yes

>>67092917
no, don't drink the tap water here. gives you nasty diarrhea most of the time. we just buy bottled water

>>67092917
Yeah, except if you're black like in Flint and the inner cities.

so thats a yes, a no and a maybe

>this is even an issue
can the usa even be considered first world at this point?

>>67092975
With our rabid consumerism and the stuff we can get, we are so first world we've gone back to being third world.

>americans don't have clean and drinkable tap water

ah yes

>>67092975
>bottled water
>drinking the aquatic jew

just install a water filtration system. it pays for itself and then some

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stop bullying usa please!!

>>67092917
yes you mong. our tap water is better than yours

>>67093012
you can drink it, it just gives you diarrhea

The absolute state of this thread rn

and the cracks in the facade begin to crumble...

yanks... btfo...

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/11/06/united-states-tap-water-cholera-risk/

HOWLING

>>67093039
tap water in Wales is good, but North and some places in London it's shit

>>67093055
I wouldn't call that drinkable

i'm a straight white man

>>67093012
you can drink it just fine. whenever i need to lose weight i drink the tap water without boiling it and wait a couple weeks before taking an antiparasite pill and i typically lose 3-4 pounds

>>67093098
As am I

>>67093075
Do you guys have Fluoride in your tap water?

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some 40y old Yank just sent me this message on interpals

~Hi Anon,

I'd like to discuss Politics with you and maybe learn a little more about Canada. Voting is a real hassle in America. It isn't so bad in my town, but I guess in bigger cities, it is worse. There was only one location for early voting in this election in my town of 55,000 people, so I had to take two buses and wait in line for a half hour. Apparently, that isn't so bad compared to other places. So, to vote, it took me about three and a half hours, for travel time and waiting in line.

Louis~

haha doing this whole group project myself

might just name three random people on my course instead of my group

>>67093055
>>67093106
>diarrhea
>anitparasite pill
IDK what the hell you mongs are on, but the tap water here is perfectly potable. It just doesn't taste good, hence why I drink from a bottle.

>>67093125
Do it.

>>67093121
There are several early polling places in Chicago.

>>67093112
yeah keeps our teeth nice and clean

>>67093121
Hi Anon,

I'd like to discuss Politics with you and maybe learn a little more about Canada. Voting is a real hassle in America. It isn't so bad in my town, but I guess in bigger cities, it is worse. There was only one location for early voting in this election in my town of 55,000 people, so I had to take two buses and wait in line for a half hour. Apparently, that isn't so bad compared to other places. So, to vote, it took me about three and a half hours, for travel time and waiting in line.

Louis

@67093153
didnt read a word of this

>>67093158
Noice, apparently continentals don't have that.

@67093175
didn't read a word of that

>>67093106
you're full of shit.

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>>67093153
of course you don't see it as a little surreal, being an American and all.

didnt read anything in this thread

I saw Tim Byrne at a grocery shop in Spracklen yesterday. I told him how nice it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a twat and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? sunshine, huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly and telling her he needs her out of business sunshine.

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>almost lost a friend to a petty politics chat

@67093200
tfw to smart too read

>>67093188
apparently it's only 1-20%

woulda though higher, my local area defo is

>>67093198
The polling place my mother and I initially went to was packed, so we had to drive a half hour to a less crowded one.

>>67092876
Was cool in primary school, used to play with the girls every playtime, had the best parties and was always the lead part in plays.

Then I got to secondary school and girls became scary and vicious, parties became drunken orgies and I couldn't speak in front of more than 10 people without pissing myself.

>>67093219
Wow, water is generally fluoridated nationwide here.

stubble's coming through nicely

reckon i'm at peak stubble about 2 days after shaving but i usually leave it for much longer

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>>67093210
>not keeping it civil
also fuck people who get overly emotional over petty differences like that, disagreements should be a source of mild amusement

>american voting stations are literally fat

>>67093227
>polling place
why

>>67093260
oh fuck off

why even bother voting if you live in chicago? or any other major city for that matter. what an utterly pointless endeavor

>>67093259
In American society the three things you generally don't talk about in small talk are Religion, Politics, and Sex.

>>67093268
For early voting.

>>67093227
Who's the old hag voting for? The old slut...

>>67093284
>polling place
>voting

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>oh by the way anon, I only date atheists; but you're atheist right?

>>67093292
oh FUCK off

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"Intelligent, educated and eloquent, /brit/ is also deeply embittered and egotistical: they will fight and provoke anyone who enters their general to prove their superiority. Their tactics of choice in verbal interaction are based on a particular form of intellectual bullying, uniformly directed at people less cultured than themselves, and summed up in domineering, scholastic barrages drawn from eclectic sources. Their overall behaviour is reckless, self-destructive and at times borderline sadistic."

>>67093259
I tried to keep it civil but he kept getting angrier and angrier, I calmed him down though thank god, he's such a good friend of mine.

>>67093279
Muh civic duty

>>67093292
Probably Clinton, although she did speak highly of Stein.

>>67093303
Yeah

Have literally gotten into fist fights over political discussion with my father, friends, cousins and strangers

I think Irish people take politics well too seriously, too many conflicts arise as a result of it here

>>67093277
>I'm not overweight I'm just packed

>>67093304
yeah of course
i only date atheists as well

actually look down on autists who insist on replying to multiple posts and using punctuation on /brit/

>>67093311
Stealing this post, sucker hahahahha

>>67093325
make fun of me one more time and I'll tackle you

>>67093319
>standing in line for hours to vote for the candidate who will raise your taxes and increase healthcare costs when your state would have voted for her anyway

that's not civic duty, that's stupidity

>it's a "poley is going to get arrested again" episode

ah yes

>>67093347
*bullies you*

eating lamb gyros and drinking lemon lime and bitters
ahh yes

Bloody old hag, old yank slut

Who has a batty old woman for a mother anyway? A yank?

A YANK? Probably FAT!

The old hag

why do irish people have such high iqs?
every math prodigy ive known has been heavily irish

>>67093320
irish people don't discuss politics

>>67093349
My father doesn't vote tbqh, although he did register to vote for this election

>>67092911
>apply for 10 the other day
>had at least 6 phone calls, a voicemail and a few texts (2 from the same agency) shortlisting me for interview
>so far i've ignored them all

>>67093347
>American 'tackling'
>please excuse me while I spend an hour putting on my special football gear

>>67093366
Good man and fuck off now til I hit you a headbutt, we obviously do so and you're just trying to act contrarian and disagree with me as you do to ALL my posts you vile worm

really hate this chicago yank
literally every day he mentions chicago
i WILL knock his lights out

>>67093387
tbf Rugby would turn out exactly the same were it introduced to the US given moralfags in the government and gaming commissions

>>67093366
yeah you just set off bombs instead

>>67093387
>>67093403
Speaking so, Ireland hammered the all blacks yesterday and would happily trail their ginger pube ridden bollocks all over Australia too

>>67093389
bet youre a little blueshite knob

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>yeah of course
>i only date atheists as well

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>>67093284
>In American society
if you can call that 'society'

fun fact: I've been declined from working at mcdonalds twice

>>67093389
you're that child knacker aren't you

>>67093317
what was he mad about, some lefty wank?

>>67093317
What was he saying

>>67093425
Fuck off shinner cunt, I'm not a blue shirt that's not even a thing any more you daft CUNT

Just fuck off, I don't want to see your posts, FOOL

>>67093429
>flag
ah yes, I must've forgotten how vastly different canadian society is from american society

@67093393
Meet me at the 35th-Bronzeville-IIT station in 20 minutes, I'll rek u

clicking on the profiles of all the girls going to the same event as me

>>67093429
eat shit leaf

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>>67093304
>I only date atheists

getting my daily dose of 'gon and 'neux lads

>>67093432
you must be a proper spacker

>>67093450
I am not, you the fella that gets off to cuckold interracial porn? That's fairly embarrassing

Honestly know im better looking, strong, and pull more slags than any of you

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>>67093475
we have a society for one

>>67093498
not all interracial is cuckold porn
i just enjoy the look of big black dicks in mens arses

>>67093465
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HES ACTUALLY A FUCKING FIANNA FAIL MONG

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOPE YOU LIKE SENDING BROWN ENVELOIPES THEIR WAY ANYTIME YOU WANT TO GET ANYTHING DONE HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>67093304
Legit saw this on a girl's profile

I'm hoping she doesn't pop the question

>>67093506
You're a fat little tub of shite and you look like a fruit

Doubt it

>>67093506
yeah but i have better taste in film

>>67093506
i reckon i could heem you

>>67093517
That's not too different from ours, eh

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could crush an Irishman skull like a mango

>>67093519
Absolutely ridiculous reaction to my post, fuck off

>>67093017

>have to install a filtration system for water you already pay for

Ah yes

>>67093518
bit gay

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>>67093533
>[thing I consume] is better than [thing you consume]

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>>67093554
thats my fetish

>>67093554
Is that Tim Byrne? Didn't know he was into that sort of thing

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>no matter where you go, no matter how fucked your life becomes, you will always have /brit/

Will do a sad when Hiro shuts this place down desu

Going to bed now lads

>>67093576
what are you on about?

>>67093576
my water charge is so cheap i cant even pay for it online

>>67093598
nn xx

>>67093598
love this place ngl

>tfw wish I could upload a pic of myself so you can all judge me objectively attractive but I know I'll become a gimmick and get spammed for ages

>>67093576
lotta yanks live in the boonies which means wells and free water

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>>67093554

some bufftings going to this event for sure

>>67093563
but its not because its true

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I'd carefully place my gargantuan Neanderthal fist through the lips of an effeminate Canadian, smashing his teeth into dust and out through his windpipe, crashing through his weak and meagre skull

Pic related is me and my lad, were coming for you

*starts up the ol' leafblower*
this is your last warning, leafs. fuck off.

>>67093598
Sweet Dreams

Have any of you ever been in a fight? How did it go?

>>67093674
loads
heemed em all

>>67093674
Yeah, countless street fights

Beat nearly everyone except when I got jumped a few times and when I foolishly picked a fight with a 7 foot Lithuanian hardman

Have scars on my face lol

>>67093674
loads when I was in a boxing club

real fights only like maybe 3 not including shitty school "fights"

>it's that time of night where /brit/ becomes /thecountriesformerlyknownasbrit/
right i'm off

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designed a machine

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>>67093656
Kev would heem the bollocks off both of you

Do one

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morning lads

>>67093724
aluminum

>>67093656
your bf is a manlet

>>67093760
Yeah he's a doll

>>67093752
>>67093598
that was quick lad haha

>>67093739
A man of powerful stature

does anyone have that pic where the furries are fighting over a fat gf and one says "um, back the fuck off?!?"

>>67093779
feel like this happens every morning

>>>/s4s/4886403

what do you suspect he meant by this?

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>>67093656

is it fair to say united are out of the title race already?

>>67093833
I tried studying /s4s/ to understand how it worked
ended up more confused

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>>67093833
nothing but i like the smug animu gril

>>67093855
Liverpool have it tied up la

Coorrrr blimey what a frickin tune boutta go doopin mental, where my jugalloes?

https://youtu.be/_-agl0pOQfs

*belittles you in front of your peers*

>>67093906
*rebuts you*

>>67093904
haven't kept up with the so-called ICP for a few years, are they still doing their born again christians gimmick?

>>67093906
y-you too

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London

>>67093931
Dunno mate bit embarrassing you've ever listened to them, never had the misfortune of their music having crossed my earlids

>>67093951
>London
>>>/x/

>>67093951
london
the place where i grate my cheese

>>67093952
never listened to them mate, and don't ever talk to me in that chippy tone again

>>67093987
Alright, good, we are in agreement

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some pics I took last time I was in London

name is jamal

https://youtu.be/24s7v9l68p8 absolute banger from the msi boys

>>67093987

>chippy

It's chipper

we're gonna make /brit/ great again

it's gonna be great

>>67094039
j'mal your fucking posts

>>67094062
need to build a firewaal

going to the cornetto store.

anyone want anything?

>>67094082
caramac and a lilt and 15 packs of paracetamol

>>67094042
What is this?

Shrimp>chicken>beef>goat>pork>fish

>>67094074
we're gonna build a firewall and /cum/ is gonna pay for it

vegetables>murder

going to the gf store. lads want anything?

>>67094130
a massive bottle of water

>>67094099
low tier b8 friendo

>>67094130
black bull

>>67094099
desu I'd rate pork higher
and fish varies depending on the type of fish.

chicken is good but desu doesn't compare to the others when cooked well.

>>67094130
cornetto and a black gf

i invented the 'having a gimmick' gimmick

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How do I get hair like this lads?

Reckon it would suit me tb h

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>>67094062
we're gonna make /brit/ great again, uh really great actually *thinks* just call sean hannity urm um e-emails server emails hillary emails rapist bengazi emails russia did nothing wrong

>>67094130
magnum and this 6/10 phillipino bint (we had a chat drunk until i got distracted by a 8/10 russian girl, both seem very nice but russian is taken)

moving to india unfortunately

>>67094163
my hair is close to this desu but a bit curlier

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>>67094130
Just her

>>67094163
>>67094218
hehe

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you wake up and see this

what do

>>67094218
Whenever I grow my hair out long it just grows outwards like a 70s rock musician instead of growing down.

Do I need to put oil or something in it to make it go down or is it a natural thing i can't overcome?

Going to do a post soon

Thinking about what it should be

havent had sex

>>67094259
my hair looks like Dave Mustaine's but not as long

>>67094251
snap its fucking neck likely

I remember when I was younger I found a gang of kittens in an alley and I smashed their skulls in with my foot. Didn't really bother me then, have hardly though about it since.

>>67094290
Me and brother found an injured bird down in the marshes once. My brother said we should take it home and look after it. I picked up a brick and told him I wasn't going to let him bring some bird into the house and have it shite all over my stuff. Dropped the brick straight on its head, my brother started sobbing and we walked home in silence.

>>67094290
>>67094331
edgy

>>67094290
>>67094331
hardbois ITT

once found some snivelling little brit behind some bins in an alleyway behind a pub

it's been hopped so it couldn't walk

ran the runt over with a wheeliebin, put it out of its misery

>>67094229
absolutely outstanding post
she is best girl

Wake me up in a couple of hours lads

>>67094331
My cousin and I were skipping rocks near the lake when we were young. He bet me he could hit the duck before me, but missed. I went and managed to knock the little one on the neck. It was deformed and slowly drowned ;_;

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found some baby rabbits behind my garage when i was a kid

got my dad to take them to a shelter to help them

didn't realize that those rabbits were more than likely fed to the snakes until some years later. poor rabbits :(

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>its a Klingon episode

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Just got the new VR tomb raider game

>>67094376
Ds9 had some good Klingon stories

One time when I was younger me and the friends were chasing pigeons and trying to catch them with our bare hands.

I ended up getting one and they all looked at me with excitement. I slowly saw their excitement turn to terror as they saw me squeeze the pigeon as hard as I could and it imploded in my hand with blood and guts

heemed a silverback when i went on a jungle hike last year

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4WN9-YZzpQ
hehe

>>67094382
Kek

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>>67094398
yea, loved the whole conflict with the klingons season and Worf episodes.

desu the Klingons and Romulans in general were always cool as fuck
my favorite episode is Balance of Terror or Pale Moonlight

>>>/ck/8253169

>>67094424
>>>/ck/8253194

also why is /ck/ playing music?

>>67093674
2 real fights

lost one

won one

got a permanent damage on my face from them dont understand how all these belicose irishmen dont have cauliflower ears and brain damage

>>67094465
soft twat