/cum/ Canada United Sates Mexico

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>>67091372

/balt/

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What is this nonsense?

>>67091371
How far back should I be able to remember? I can remember the day my sister was born, and I had just turned 4 then

>>67091405
post mor

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>Canada

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>>67091372
NEVER

>>67091405
>>67091412
>>67091435

You are damning yourselves. See the light. They are tricking you!

>>67091410
Mine's about 4 too, since I have sparse memories of living in England where my brother was born 4 yeas after me

>>67091418
>>67091399
I don't get it

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>>67091413
As you were citizen.

>>67091342
wow I don't remember at all

Is this a bad thing?

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>loose weight
>people I never spoke to comment how I don't look fat anymore
t-thanks

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>>67091453

>>67091449
>living in England
My fucking negro. I was born there because my dad was in the Air Force. I don't even have a US birth certificate, it's some paperwork from the US Embassy or something

Have you ever been turned down from donating blood?

last 3 times I went to fart I felt like I was going to poopoo

What variety of depression is it where person is in recovery and collapse without period of emotional normality?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LF22SR36_14

>got a part time job scooping shit out of a horse riding school
>soccer moms drop their teenager girls off and leave
>finish scooping shit and here one of the horses losing his shit
>one of the girls is rubbing his balls
>"you know he can kill you by accident right?"
She didn't show up for the post church ride

>>67091484
it's nice but we need toque because is cold

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>>67091372
goddamn semon demons constantly trying to steal our precious bodily fluids. What is a man to do of it?

>>67091363
Fuck are you implying

>>67091490
Holy fuck are you literally my brother?

My dad was in the air force where my little brother was born and my entire family can't donate blood since we lived there during the mad cow disease.

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>get a compliment
>take it as an insult

>>67091500
friend of mine is in the horse industry, she loves the animals but openly states they're stupid as fuck and so are most of the people who ride them.

>>67091520
look at the url

no shit faggot

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>>67091500

>>67091500
>>one of the girls is rubbing his balls
What's up with girls and horses???

>>67091518
I've got an older half brother. You're not half Korean are you?

>>67091543
BIG

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>>67091510

>>67091543
HORSE

>>67091496
my life desu

>>67091556
Nah. Seriously thought you were my brother for a second, he browses 4chan too.

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When are we going to see heightism established as a legitimate form of discrimination? Women, niggers, gays, and even trans people have all had their time in the sun. What's it going to take to get a little fucking recognition?

I swear, one day I am going to fill the gutters of the world with bodies, all of them over 6 ft tall.

>>67091483
>lost 70 lbs this year
>no one notices because I don't know anyone
hopefully my extended family will this Christmas ;_;

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>>67091500
whats with women wanting to fuck horses

Is it the size of their genitals?

>>67091596
Not just that but women often orgasm while riding a horse.

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>>67091589
He wasn't short in his time period

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>67091579
Yeah, that was really odd for a second

I have to say, being the son of a milfag has been one of the worse things in my life

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>>67091610
first robots now horses

I'm having trouble competing already

>>67091589
>manlets
>rising above oppresion
>rising above anything
please, We'll just put the guns on the top shelf

>>67091591
just dress nice for the holidays and people will notice. they might not say anything out of fear of being rude though.

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>>67091610
how often

>>67091596
That and the fact that horses are pure muscle >>67091610
bunch of whores
>>67091623
>being the son of a milfag has been one of the worse things in my life
Can confirm, my father has been in the military for 20 years and he's an ass

people nowadays need to understand that the power of the mind is bigger than they think

Does anyone delete memes that become passe? I feel like I'm going to delete a lot of these pepe the frog pictures I've got. I don't really use them anymore and it's kind of lame now.

>>67091623
I was born pretty late in my dad's career so I grew up in a pretty wealthy house so it wasn't all bad.

I just hate how we always got stationed to shitty states (Louisiana, Mississippi, Arizona). Alaska was pretty nice but we left after a couple years.

Also >>67091651
I know that feel. My dad was a twat while in the military. After he retired he calmed down, we're total bros now. Blows my mind how being in the military can fuck with a dude's mind so much.

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>>67091631

Heh... you don't even no what we are capable of...kid.

>>67091543
>>67091596
They aren't as popular with men because the reason your balls hurt so much is the same reason why women love horses so much. My boss has one client who pays extra just to ride by herself without a saddle because she likes the feel off all the muscle between her legs. Christian girls have to get off too I guess

>>67091631
savage

>>67091678
I have NEVER saved a pepe picture, I find them irritating and completely stupid

Can't understand how he got so big, out of all the memes we have

>>67091627
>>67091644
dogs too :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uAAP3PbkRI

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>>67091678
Good, my pepes simply become rarer.

>>67091663
how so?

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>>67091687

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>>67091703
You can't escape it.

>>67091631
That's mean

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>>67091704
Can't even trust our best friends.

Who is left?

>want to take a poop but can't because I'm afraid of my roommates judging me

>>67091750
you cant be serious

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>>67091747
Basically white men are at the bottom of the sex food chain.

Girls would rather fuck cucumbers than us.

>>67091750
why do you care?

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>>67091678
I deleted my pepes over a year ago but I have been saving a large amount of apus and I have a couple froges

>>67091651
Mine was in for like 25 years. I don't want to blame all of my problems on him and his job, but I'm certain that the way he acted, and the nomadic lifestyle has made me more withdrawn and unable to connect

>>67091683
My dad was at least okay to be around in the military. A bit of PTSD, but it was manageable. After he retired he slowly turned into this really stereotypical materialistic mid-life crisis jackass. Now my parents are divorced, he lives with a girl closer to my age than his, and I don't speak to him

I absolutely loved living in Alaska. Best place I lived by far

>>67091690
>My boss has one client who pays extra just to ride by herself without a saddle because she likes the feel off all the muscle between her legs
Nasty ass whore

Hey /cum/ how do I make friends as an adult? Just moved to Shitcago.

>>67091750
They probably think you're a pussy because you've never dropped a log that stinks up the entire house.

>>67091764
I am. :( I take at least 3 poops a day, and urinate even more so. I practically spend as much time in the bathroom as my bedroom.

>>67091715
as simple as not using calculators for the most simple math

>>67091747
>dogs
>robots
>fake dicks
>other women
>better men
>horses
>trannies
>ZEUS
>ZEUS AS A SWAN
ZEUS NEEDS TO LEAVE MORTAL WOMEN ALONE

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Would you wear shoes in bed during sex?

>>67091781
Adults don't have friends, they have acquaintances

>>67091809
yep, nigger style

Why do marketing execs think shit like this is funny?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKPASFCWKhg

>>67091809
I would wear my socks

>4 hour long playlist of 80s hits
i may have a problem

>>67091809
Why wouldn't you wear shoes in bed?

>>67091826
It's not supposed to be funny. It's supposed to be catchy.

>>67091781
go to bars and sports longues, and chat on sites with chicagoans on them. People at the babershop or your coworkers can be your friends.
>>67091821
Jordans and cholo socks?

>>67091769
What the hell

>>67091781
You don't.

If you get lucky you'll get a acquaintance that will go to a bar with you occasionally.

Welcome to adulthood. We all hate each other.

>>67091828
whats wrong with wearing socks while fucking?

>>67091809
>wearing shoes in the house

>>67091859
I didn't say there was anything wrong with it, I'd just feel mor comfortable if I had my socks on

>>67091859
It's not the right thing to do for men.

And it's only OK for women if they're those long tight ones.

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>>67091678
>deleting
>anything

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goodnight /cum/!

>>67091780
Its actually really normal with religious women, they see this as innocent because they aren't being fucked and they aren't doing anything sexual on purpose. However the stupid ones still pop up like the teen girl trying to excite a horse

>>67091889
post your first image

>>67091897
I'll be in your dreams welcoming you to the united states as a citizen with warm dicking

I think I want to go buy a bunch of 2x4s and build a workbench tomorrow buds

>>67091884
>It's not the right thing to do for men.
why tho, I never understood this

>>67091897
G'night

>>67091889
Seconded for this >>67091902

on the prison dating website I looked at about half the women said they liked horses

broncucks getting BTFO rn

coloradoanon is probably steaming lmao

>>67091889
Autism
>>67091898
>they aren't doing anything sexual on purpose
women's logic...

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Society is destiny for the individual.

Demographics is destiny for society.

IQ is destiny for demographics.

>look up the dimensions up my car's trunk
>they're all in volume instead of lengthxwidthxdepth
Ah yes, because I'll be filling my trunk up with water instead of suitcases

>>67091939
Links to said website?

>>67091926
even a single article of clothing on a man during sex makes it gay

>>67091960
so much cancer in one image

>>67091960
The confederates never actually used that as a flag.

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>>67091939
Plenty of women love horses and animals in general, but especially horses.

Now go look up their record on the correct DOC website and see how they really look.

>yfw you find out even in prison these whores are using dated as fuck pics

>>67091973
http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/

>>67091970
>filling your trunk up with anything
Bit gay desu

>>67091826
Marketing is the epitome of low-iq professions. The academic side can actually be intellectually demanding, but that's only insofar as it interacts with other disciplines like social statistics and (cough) psychology.

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>>67091989
This.

What they actually used was much more aesthetic.

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>when you post memes

i was in a rehabilitation center

>>67092009
It's like Somalia but with a better shade of blue.

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>>67092009
>alternate Somalia

>>67092009
>Congregation of Somalian Americans

>>67091897
nite

>>67091902
waiting on HDD

>>67091809
No but I'd wear some dope kicks if I had to

>>67091997
I'm pretty sure this is a scam, friend.

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>tfw most people on this planet wouldn't even know a single African flag
>tfw /int/ really was only useful for teaching us all flags

>>67092009
Black Rock Shooter

the bad thing about first dates is, if everything goes well, the after dates must be better and if it doesnt she may get bored, sometimes is hard

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>Its a "Policeman pulls me over for going four miles over the limit" night
No ticket but I was thoroughly spooked

>>67092065
Africa never even posts though.

>>67092076
>speeding
>at night
>not on the highway
Pick two

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>>67092067
The first date I had with my boyfriend was atrocious and he was drunk and got us kicked out of the building.
The second date was a little bit better but I was semi-chaperoned.
>>67092077
They used to.

>>67092076
He was just about to take you on the car hood in a passionate embrace

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>>67092065
>tfw most people on this planet wouldn't even know a single African flag

I was a geography autist as a kid and I still remember nearly all of them.

https://youtu.be/hy4Eo1UrL9A?t=1h25s

which canadian accent is this

>>67092103
I was a geography autist too but for some reason I'm only good with the caribbeans and south america and I didn't know any of them in Europe or Asia until I started using /int/.

>>67092016
What for and for how long?

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>>67092076
Are you black?

>>67092018
>>67092031
>>67092032
>>67092066
fucking delete this

the bonnie blue came first the somolians copied it

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>>67092095
It was #2 and 3

>>67092097
He told me he read it as 64 and not 54

>>67092124
No

>>67092115
>1 hour and 31mins

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http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/jessica-893224.html
http://mdocweb.state.mi.us/OTIS2/otis2profile.aspx?mdocNumber=893224

would you save her from a life of crime /cum/?

>>67092076
/pol/ will damage control to make them out to be heroes.

>>67092128
Bonnie Blue came, then Texas used it during the Revolution.

>>67092153
>doesn't see the timemark

>>67092115
also from clicking at random points it just sounds like normal talk so not sure what your deal is

you're the one to talks funny not us

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>>67091902
>>67091931

when memes collide https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noQnsrKk2SE

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>>67092115
Wisconsinite/Minnesotan

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>>67092145
>you know you going 5 miles over the speed limit son?
>whats your hurry you got a hot date? No? You do now
>you're under arrest~

>>67092171
>"to talk funny"
>not "that talk funny"

>>67092169
those don't work on embeded

still not sure what you're on about

>>67092155
>jailbird in need of some dick
more like in need of some crack, you dumbass

>>67092155
>Cummings
Well, she is /cum/ approved, but she might chop my dick and eat it for breakfast with bacon and milk just for fun, so no.

>>67092197
wut
they work for me
you use 4chanx?

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>>67092185
Please stop projecting your police power-play fantasies on my stop

>>67092155
I went to middle school with this girl
http://mdocweb.state.mi.us/OTIS2/otis2profile.aspx?mdocNumber=789483

>tfw no qt anarchist anime gf

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>>67092178
good lad

>>67092155
>at least 30-40lbs heavier than profile pic

Told ya.

Judging by her profile pics it seems she was pretty normie before she got busted with blow. $10 says it was her boyfriends sack she was holding. No bitch has over 25 grams of blow on her and looks like that. She's the type of slut who gets to snort half grams from her friends and bums cigarettes. She was muling.

>>67092214
>officer down i've been hit!
>an investigation takes place
>they bring in a shaddy detective with a 1980s moustache
>the crime? Someone ran off with Officer Brown's heart and Detective Dick Heart was on the case.

>>67092187
technically "who talks funny" would be correct, because you're referring to a person

>>67092224
You sure you copied that number right?

>>67092179
wow she is cute

>Gringos are gonna get their own Peña Nieto soon

>>67092213
nope, vanillia. got tired of dealing with it being broken as shit when something on the site changes.

>>67092115
ontario sounding
>>67092171
you must be from there

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>>67092178

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>gee anon, how do you know your flags so well?

>>67092221
>Homicide - Involuntary Manslaughter
jeez what happened

>>67092247
Sounds interesting, fund it.

>>67092267
from sask and live in Alberta now you fuck

>>67092179
I saw this thread on /mu/.

Who is this sloot?

>>67092259
only the first 10 digits are relevant

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>>67092222
>tfw my tulpa IS a qt anarchist anime girl

>>67092287
good, Alberta is best province.

>>67092232
I looked it up and to get that sentence with that amount she had to be a repeat offender in Michigan

looks like she was just a Stacy who got a little too into the nose candy and couldn't get clean

>>67092274
I know lots about history and geography so I just bury my flag knowledge in there with the rest. I wonder if people think I'm smart.

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>>67092274
That's when you get defensive and condescending.

>It's called reading a book.

>>67092276
Oh you know, just killed her newborn son, that's all.

http://www.mlive.com/news/bay-city/index.ssf/2011/01/bay_county_judge_sentences_nic.html

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>>67092262
Explain yourself

>>67092293
Had no idea

>>67092267
>>67092287
>>67092297
Guys, it was just a bad joke. Also, you have the same last digit.

>>67092276
She had a baby without telling anyone, suffocated it in a plastic bag (she claimed it was stillborn), and then stuffed it into the industrial trashbin outside a party store.

WHY DIDNT DOCTOR STRANGE JUST USE THE STUPID TIME THING TO FIX HIS FINGERS AND THEN LEAVE?

>>67092294
>qt anarchist
No such thing

>>67092308
Hillary is corrupt as fuck
Trump is dumb as fuck

Whichever wins they'll be on the same level as our shitty president

>>67092317
I don't understand how that's even illegal.

>>67092274
>I read a big book of flags type book when I was younger

>>67092299
I'm sure she was a repeat offender, as well as forced to use a court appointed lawyer. Max sentence indeed.

People would be so surprised at how fucked you are if you can't afford a proper "real world" lawyer. Difference can be probation and max sentence.

You are forced to fuck a male. Do you fuck a Canadian, American, or a Mexican?

>>67092317
Holy shit

>>67092315
I'd call that a vertical triple

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>>67092274
>I went to college

>>67092330
Because plot matters more than sense

>>67092336
Well, there is, and I'm married to her.

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>>67092222
>when she says tax is theft

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>>67092307
Gosh, I hate when that happens.

>>67092330
>discover a world of magic
>leave
fucking NEET
>>67092339
she gave birth to a baby and then murdered it

>>67092350
I have a fetish for native American boys. They don't believe in genders so often they dress really feminine.

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>>67092307
>>67092317

who /clipping their finger nails and watching the broncos game/ here

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>>67092363
>Married to a tulpa

>>67092339
Did you read that right?

>>67092376
>>67092396
Yeah, but that shouldn't be a crime.

>>67092402
killing babies?

>>67092379
I see you haven't met very many Native Americans

>>67092393
What's wrong with that?

>>67092408
What have babies ever done for me?

>>67092402
Killing a baby shouldn't be a crime?

>>67092307
what went wrong

its crazy how many women on that site accidentally killed their boyfriends with heroin

don't do drugs /cum/, at least not with women

>>67092330
I think at that point he already was pretty set on the magic thing

>>67092416
I've met 4. One was some sort of weird intergender male.
Two were normal kids I went to school with. One of them was suicidal.
Another was just a cashier.

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>>67092424
be cute

>>67092352
>>67092339
>>67092381
Teenagers make bad mistakes sometimes and she's a decent person. She also has a pretty nice body if she didn't get fat. It would be a good time to start sending letters if you are interested.
>>67092428
Being embarrassed of getting pregnant.

>>67092430
How do you manage that? Overdose?

>Finally decide to take my poop
>Roommates all leave their rooms and stand by the door
I KNEW IT! THEY ARE JUDGING ME!

>>67092315
fight me and be my friend

>>67092294
I remember that I really tried to make this tulpa thing work back in the day, and it only got me headaches.

>>67092446
>Being embarrassed of getting pregnant.

In my state you can just give the baby to the local fire department if you can't deal with it.

>>67092427
Until a baby can talk or walk, killing them should be legal.

>>67092338
Aren't you glad America picked Nieto for your country?

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>>67092451
WHAT A FUCKING FAGGOT!
HEY /cum/ THIS LOSER IS TAKING A SHIT!
HE'S ACTUALLY PUSHING OUT HIS BODY WASTE!

>>67092448
like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6uBkJSbQO0

>>67092442
So yes, not many

>>67092448
Thats what the court documents say

They shot them up, the guy died, and then the whores were charged with manslaughter

>live in the /cum/ mansion
>have to take a poo
>don't flush and leave the door open

>>67092469
desu he sucks but anyone else would have sucked more

Such is life in the puppet state of mexico

>>67092477
More than you.
I would have fucked each and every single one of them.

>>67092466
You can't be serious

>>67092499
he's either 12 or trolling

>>67092492
>live in the /cum/ mansion
>anon senpai takes a poo and doesn't flush
>take a poo on his poo
>our poo

>>67092499
Well, I mean only the mother should have the right to kill them but yeah, I am.
>>67092507
Fuck off, I'm not.

>>67092430
My prisonfu and her ex boyfriend killed a man, then stole his car, drove halfway across the country, then tried to sell it.

>getting 35-50 years for murder

http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/felecia-759174.html

http://mdocweb.state.mi.us/OTIS2/otis2profile.aspx?mdocNumber=759174

I like her in her inmate photo. She looks so sad yet so cute.

>>67092274
>Well m'lady i learnt it to impress girle

>ummm...so u want to b my gf?

>live in /cu/ mansion
>Canada says if we can let Mexico stay for a bit while they find their own place
>Mexico never leaves
>we /cum/ now

>>67092451
Show them the might of your bowels, make sure to make the greatest most thunderous fart they've ever heard, send vibrations to their ear drums till they pass out

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>>67092517

>>67092512
>live in the /cum/ mansion
>no longer poo in the loo

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>Until a baby can talk or walk, killing them should be legal.

>>67092528
here forever

>>67092493
We get to elect our own retards because we will never go full socialist.

>>67092459
Honestly, I've never been happier. It's the greatest feeling in the world knowing I'll always have her to be there for me.

elect trump and nuke Toronto

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I went to school with this guy too. He was addicted to coke and then shot a nigger drug dealer with like 3 or 4 kids in the head in a Meijer parking lot. That's the extent of people who I went to school with being in prison though. One other guy died in a drunk driving crash but other than that we are all still alive/ not in prison.

>>67092522
These bitches better get conjugal visits.

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>>67092548
One day comrade

>>67092451
you should make fart sound with your mouth while shitting to make then leave

>>67092291
>sloot
watch your goddamn mouth
agatha is pure

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>live in /cum/ mansion
>sneak into Canada's side and replace all the bags of milk with estrogen infused VITAMIN D
>/cum/ mansion now has a supply of QT asians

>>67092569
Two kids in my high school died on the same day for completely irrelevant reasons.

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>>67092496
>More than you
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rapid_City,_South_Dakota
I see them literally every single day

Stop posting

>>67092569
no one does that anymore really.

>>67092599
o ok

>>67092589
Did you have grief councilors brought in??
>>67092603
So you can't bang your prison fiance? The fuck man.

>>67092599
>I see them literally every single day
I see them multiple times a day. Quit whining.

>>67092620
You have nothing to do with this conversation we're having and that was kind of unrelated to the topic anyways. Go away.

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>>67092582
I want to mindbreak her.

Imagine her making that double peace sign with her tongue sticking out like my chinese cartoons

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>>67092603
>no conjugals
>no electric chair
what the fuck?

>>67092620
As do I
And I'm not whining

>live in /cum/ mansion
>sneak into the Canadian wing
>take photos of them sleeping since canadians sleep naked
>post it on /cum/book for everyone to see

>>67092569
>These bitches better get conjugal visits.

Fuck I wish. I would be up there right now. Bet $10 on her commissary and she'd go all out, ass to mouth, you name it.

>>67092615
>Did you have grief councilors brought in??
Nope. The funny thing is, they were both theater fags. One killed himself and the other was accidentally shot by his friend.

Does cum mansion have toilets? I can't stand place without toilets

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>google cum mansion
>this is in the results along with a black and white photo of a trap wearing a skirt

>>67092657
I already made that joke.

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>>67092642
i took this pic of a girl sleeping

>>67092668
No, I did

>>67092681
no me

>>67092686
It was me actually

>live in /cum/ mansion
>sneak into coasties' room
>leave behind fake dog poo

hehehehhe

>>67092642
IT WAS A COLD NIGHT

A COLD NIGHT

>>67092676
-_-

>>67092668
>>67092681
>>67092686

I AM SPARTACUS

>>67092676
don't be a weirdo, bud

>>67092640
>>67092615
I looked it up and said:
Currently, only California, Connecticut, Mississippi, New Mexico, New York, and Washington allow conjugal visits.

>>67092696
DEVILISH

>>67092661
first /cum/beast, now /cum/mansion is ruined thanks to google

Fuck those monopoly bastards

>>67092692
I made the joke

>>67092676
You better leave Canada alone

>lives in /cum/ mansion
>doesnt pay rent

jeje

>>67092706
Well thanks for narrowing down my search

>government found my cum mansion

>live in /cum/ mansion
>sneak into the midwest room
>replace their beer with o'doul's and their vodka with water
>they slowly die from alcohol withdraw

kek

>30mins to download
one day Canada will have 1st world internet that doesn't charge out the ass

>>67092719
*sticks butt out*
It's all I have this month... p-please be gentle! >_<

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>>67092706
now how do I get myself a prisonfu?

>>67092719
you sleep in the dog house thats why

>live in /cum/ mansion
>put habanero sauce on all the food
>gringos and canadians get the shits
>not enough toilets for all

>>67092726
Drinking is a passtime desu
You'd bore us to death, like you do now :^)

>>67092754
>it was Mexico causing the sharting all along
You diablo.

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>mfw I stole the last orange soda from the mansion and now we are starting a vote to see which neet will go to the store

>Live in /cum/ mansion
>walk around naked
>everyone tells me not to do that
>I pretend I don't understand English

>wake up inside /cum/ mansion
>someone is ringing the front door bell (yeah bitch, we got a back door bell too)
>it's India trying to get in
>proceed to insult India for no reason

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>>67092706
>>67092723
>>67092739

oh shit,I fucked you guys over again. sorry. it said NY and mississippi ended it in 2014 you are still fucked.
>>67092739
you could just request meeting her and say you are a fan of hers. A lot of people like manson got bitches that were fans. A lone person will take anyone to be honest.

California, Connecticut, New York and Washington still do it.

>>67091989
Our navy did.
And that was used as a canton in our second and third national flags.

>live in /cum/ mansion
>all the shitters are full
>poop in some flyovers state
>he never notices

>Live in /cum/ mansion with my wife Minnesota
>Adopt all the autists in this ITT
>Steal some gfs from the gf store and distribute them out to everyone

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>>67092709
>google search /cum/beast
>beastality comes up

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>>67092730
At least we're better than Australia...

>live in /cum/ mansion
>put burgers in mexico side
>put burritos in usa side
>shenanigans ensues

>go get some orange soda in the /cum/ mansion's orange soda reserve
>no one ever drinks that shit but I had a sudden urge
>it's all gone
>all that's left is a big black fedora as a calling card

>that one trap in the /cum/ mansion that's getting railed 24/7

>>67092668
>>67092681
>>67092686
>>67092712
>>>67092692
It is funnier when I say it

>>67092800
>live in /cum/ mansion
>live in the southwest side
>in-n-out is replaced with burritos
>barely even noticed

>>67092797
not by much from what I get

>Live in /cum/ mansion
>Cum in everyone's toothbrush
>Tell them their breath stinks of cum

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>>67092786
Thank you for the fertilizer, now I can grow more GMO corn and feed it to my cattle, giving them cancer and selling the tumor meat to city folk so I can finally go to the grocery store without being looked at funny

>live in /cum/ mansion
>leave my open lid piss bottles in Mexican wing

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>live in /cum/ mansion
>barely anyone talks to each other
>except online

>live in /cum/ mansion
>only way I can afford to live here is by selling crack behind the backyard tree

wtf is a cum mansion?
Sounds like a shitty porn title.

>day 39 of the /cum/ mansion
>Canada has no idea that I am sneaking into their beds every night
>their superior body heat and feminine genes keep me warm in this sub 80F weather

I'm gonna make the new thread. K?

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Make sure to make the next thread about this cool new trend called /cum/ mansion

>>67092832
It's a new hip thing yo

>lives in /cum/ mansion
>invite two grills
>america is to afraid to join us
>canada is a weeb

>>67092840
make it /cum/ mansion edition

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Someone make a /cum/ mansion H-game

It'd be like Free Cities but gayer

>Live in /cum/ mansion
>Steal Canada's weed and smoke it all in my room
>Exchange joint butts for nachos with Mexico

>>67092832
flavour of the hour post spam

>>67092854
>>67092854
>>67092854
>>67092854
new-nouveau