Aussies vs. Kiwis

>tfw no kiwi bf
;-;

Same thing

>>67090280
Rasheed.

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>>67090520
>from Caithness
>Gets called Rasheed because people assume I'm English
Bittersweet

>>67090556
Desperate Rasheed.

>>67089952
I'm gonna go with kiwis. Their accent sounds nicer and my sole experience with them is through Flight of the Conchords.

>country
New Zealand has a better climate and better scenery.

>culture
Both "cultures" are a joke.

>>67090723
>corr blimey lets ethnically replace ourselves in our own capital!
>yes top notch culture ours, top notch!
>bites own tongue causing catastrophic infection
>dies

fuck you

>>67090656
>Their accent sounds nicer
HAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA
There are many reasons I will accept for why NZ is better, but their accent is not one of them

In all the media I've watched I have never seen a New Zealander and don't understand why Australia doesn't just take their land

>>67089952

New Zealand tbqh

>>67090993
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RenRILqwhJs

>>67090993
Aussies got BTFO by fucking emus, you think those incompetent retards would take NZ?

>>67090723
raxxing tinnies and wife beating is NOT a joke

>>67089952
What's the difference?

>>67091129
>raxxing tinnies
is this english?

>>67090723
>New Zealand has a better climate and better scenery.

But Tasmania has a better climate and scenery than New Zealand, and that's a part of Australia.

>>67091951
>and that's a part of Australia.

This must be the first time in Aussie history that an Australian that wasn't from Tasmania admitted that

>>67089952
Kiwis are slightly less gay

>>67091408
their accent is shitter and they didn't invent pavlova

>>67091408
we didn't genocide our natives

>>67092142
And now they almost changed your flag

>>67092142
>implying you wouldn't have if you managed to defeat them

>>67092193
>implying we didn't just give them muskets and let them kill eachother
you should've just given your emus muskets so they could kill eachother

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>>67092142
because you sold them muskets and they raped you with them

>>67091116
New Zealand's military is a meme and the country is literally there for the taking if anyone was actually bothered. I mean their Airforce has absolutely no fighter jets its all transport and support aircraft lol. No doubt it would be an emu victory if they could swim across the gap

>>67089952
NZ definitely, our firearms and general outdoors laws are more permissive than Aus, and we have a much more livable climate and biome. Also fuck spiders.

However, Australian girls are more attractive on the whole I would say, by a fair margin. Plus our accent is even worse than theirs (both are pretty awful mind you).

Australian politics is retarded.

>>67092242
Good summary 2bh

>>67092242
this, except Australian accents are sexy as fuck, and the only hot girls in NZ are ones that come from abroad


t. Australian

>>67092242
Sorry, but no accent is worse than the Long Island, NY accent
The literal human equivalent to rubbing rocks against concrete

>australian """""""culture"""""""
>overtanned 50 year olds in flip flops calling eachother cunts

yeah ok

>>67093439
ummmm excuse me honey they're called thongs, thanks

>>67090261
> Tfw you reply to the Catholic Argie qt sincerely and offer to marry her and give her citizenship, but it won't be taken seriously because we're on a Mongolian Basket Weaving forum where every post is lost in a din of shitposting and self loathing.

>>67095714
if that ever happens you must invite us all to the wedding

>>67089952
rasheed

i would probably identify more with kiwis being from an island nation and that but aussies sound like a good laugh too

>>67092450
what about liverpudlian

>>67090723
>Better Climate
>Better Accents

Top Kek

>>67092041
>Kiwis
>Slight Less gay than Australians

Wat?

NEW ZEALAND BECAUSE MAORI CULTURE >>> AUSFALIAN CULTURE

>>67091525
Translation: Stealing 1g of bud

>>67089952
Australians are a shit tier version of Californians with worse accents and 15 years behind in all things. They try so hard to be noticed.

The Kiwi has a certain quiet dignity to him that I have always appreciated.

cockney + helium = general aussie accent
take an aussie and make him speak with a dick in his mouth = the kiwi accent

Kiwis.

Aussies are just annoying cunts. They're not funny or interesting and try too hard to be noticed