/brit/

She isn't the only thing that rose this morning.

I promised myself I'd go to bed at 10 today

We're getting Farage as a PM when May calls another election, how does that make you feel?

cara

http://www.vice.com/en_ca/read/men-who-have-micropenises-tell-us-about-life-with-a-tiny-dick

has anyone got one here then?

>tfw 2 inches flaccid, 6 erect

Not sure desu

>>67089378
6 inches flaccid, 8 erect

>>67089378
thankfully not, in fact I'm informed on good authority it's quite large

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>>67089375
feels amazeballs and i'm not even british

>>67089375
Aye forgot he was an MP lmao

>>67089378
7"

Wonder what's going on in the mind of my cat when it looks at me.

>>67089378
Not sure what I am flaccid but I"m 7.6 erect

ANY YOU LADS GOT A BIGGER DICK THAN ME?

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>>67089378
I'm 5.5 inches, but 7 inches erect

>>67089378
>tfw 2 inches flaccid, 6 erect
That means you're white.

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>amazeballs

will mummy may provide the midlands engine

*turn on TV*
>white people are bad

*change channel*
>white people are bad

*change channel*
>white people are bad

Ah yes, the television box

>>67089375
Sounds like bullshit but I believe it.

>>67089373
does that feel good for her

>>67089459
>logs into chan
>non whites are bad

ah yes

>>67089375
What hat do you pull this utter drivel out of?

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xaxaxa

>>67089459
If you can't handle the truth then you should probably hand in your TV licence.

no-one even knew 'Syria' existed up until 2 yrs ago haha

now their refugees are literally upturning the entire western world and the existence of the EU

kinda impressive 2bh whether or not intended

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>>67089469
I can't know what goes through the mind of Cara

Right, I'll tell you an anecdote. In 1974 I was catching the London train from Crewe station. It was very crowded; I found myself in a last-minute rush for the one remaining seat beside a tall, good-looking man with collar-length hair, it was the seventies; buckaroo! I looked up and saw it was none other than Peter Purves, it was the height of his Blue Peter career. He said, "You jammy bastard" and quick as a flash, I replied, "Don't be blue, Peter!" Needless to say, I had the last laugh, now fuck off!

>there are people out there with large flaccid penises

surely that's just massively impractical?

>>67089446
what have they done to your country

want to get naked with a girl lads

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everyone on /brit/ is 6'5 with an 8 inch dick

>>67089553
I literally do have an eight inch dick I swear

>>67089553
can confirm

>>67089519
I hope it felt good for her.

>>67089553
I'm 5'9 with a 6 inch knob that can get to 6.5 inches if I'm really excited

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English rose :3

>close laptop in library to see clear spaff stains on the lid
end it

>>67089525
its why i wear skinny jeans desu

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tfw 5'11 with a 7in willy

haha

ah yes the old "promise I won't drink a 3rd night in a row but do anyways" strategy

lets see how this one plays out

>>67089576
chang

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>>67089579
I figure it did

would heem cara ngl

>>67089553
Not quite but almost, 6"2

recon donald duck might win this election 2bh

>>67089681
No he won't

>>67089681
Its a change election and he's the change candidate. Hillary's finished.

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>>67089681

*punches John Green into a giant fan in the corner of the room shredding him to a million pieces*
*briefly wonders why there was such a fan there to begin with*
*goes about my business*

package #1: be 6'4'', 100% aryan genetics, 9" knob, but work low-skill dead end minimum wage jobs your whole life

package #2: be 5'6'', disgusting anglo genes, 4.5" knob, but work six figure jobs until you retire at the ripe age of 35

>>67089681

donald duck
did some muck
on the kitchen floor
mother duck
wiped it up
and donald did some more

>>67089744
the renaissance never happ-ZRRST

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>An english rose lived quite sadly in her estate mansion in rural England
>Her family lived acordingly to the victorian ideals and her upbringing was very strict
>In that sense, the lonely english rose dreamed of a world of freedom and carefree that seemed so distant from her world
>One day, her mother informs her that she is bound to marry sir Georges
>Poor Mary spent her day weeping for Georges was a boorish brute prone to violence and domestic abuse
>At night while she was sobbing in her sleep a shadow swayed in the moonlight in front of her bed
>A dark handsome man in the most luxurious yet elegant clothes was staring at her with a warm passion
>She felt scared but amazed at the same time, he was like a mithycal creature like the ones she read in fantastic books
>"Cariño, te voy a dar el placer que Georges nunca te podera dar para que pudas vivir en paz por toda tu vida" - whispered the handsome man
>Mary was mesmerized and before she noticed it the man was kissing her neck, lowering to her breasts while his hands massaged the back of her ears
>It was like driving a chariot trough the clouds but at the same time it was so warm like the fields of olives
>Despite being a virgin she couldn't feel any pain, just a gigantic amount of pleasure
>She screamed in extasis when the orgasm filled her young body
>Then everything became black
>When she woke up, her mother came to pick her up for the wedding... Mary didn't knew if it was all a dream
>Suddenly, while she was putting her locket around her neck a small handkerchief with foreign ornaments feel down
>"May this suave and passionate handkerchief acompany troughout your life... There will always be a summer"
>"Yours truly:..."
>...
>Fernando Martinez

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>>67089798
>in reality

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Imagine paying £1500pw to live in a bedsit with violent niggers and extremist pakis as neighbours.

But at least you have a Byron down the road.

>>67089761
Anglo literally means Danish/German you stupid fucking american fuckwit

>>67089553
im literally the same as this lid >>67089585
we just don't post in these gimmicks because we have nothing to be especially boastful of

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Whoa...
Trump is sounding a bit scary now

>>67089813
hot

>>67089761
>6 figures until 35

that would run out, confirmed for poorfag that doesn't understand the value of money

That's meeee in the corner

>>67089828
I'm obviously referring to the disgusting brand of white genetics you only find in anglo countries (easy weight gain, shit hair genes, ugly facial asthetics, etc.) you pedantic cunt

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>there are actual females reading these threads and giggling at our witty banter

>>67089881
why is this allowed

>>67089828

>Anglo is a prefix indicating a relation to the Angles, England, the English people, or the English language

u wot m8

>>67089881
what's going on here?

hmm

oh right I see

https://wikileaks.org/podesta-emails/emailid/295

>>67089885
Not just giggling ;)

>>67089895
Angles came from northern europe you weapon

>>67089885
it's true, am gril

don't hit on me silly boys ;)

>>67089867
So... the lower class of any race in the world?

Americans really are stupid
Anglo = Danish/German

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>>67089913
>ah yes I am 100% German-Danish bred

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>>67089907
>>67089911
trannies out

>>67089881
What's sgoin on here

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How accurate is this?

>>67089958
Tyrone LaQuelle

>>67089972
saffies should fuck off

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>/pol/ right now

>>67089991
jou ma se poes

>>67089964
Ben "Guns Ablaze at Jews and Gays" Garrison

https://www.cambridge.org/core/journals/perspectives-on-politics/article/testing-theories-of-american-politics-elites-interest-groups-and-average-citizens/62327F513959D0A304D4893B382B992B

ah yes interesting

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>there is literally no difference between English genes and Dutch-German genes

>>67089910
northern europeans came from africa

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>>67090011
what are you saying? trump's support has never been higher. pic related is michigan from an hour ago. michigan is supposed to be a safe democrat state

really need to violently marry ana kasparian right fucking now lads haha

Call of Duty 4 remake is fucking great if you were wrondering lads

>>67089761
anglos are aryan m8

>>67090067
Remake? I thought it was just a remaster?

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>>67090036
there is as you can see our ravers still resemble humans

Howling at this stupid yank cretin who judges race from 4chan memes

>>67090036
the Dutch are the most english people outside of england

>>67090053
hillary pulls those numbers in texas. you're delusional if you think that's special

>>67090011
nothing will ever make me click on that cesspool

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>this is considered aryan in the uk

>>67090107
>delusional

there's that word again haha

substantiate your claims

>>67090106
especially frisians

>>67090130
ur frisian

>>67090120
>if you are ugly you are no longer aryan
hmm interesting theory on genetics there

i like the dutch

i made some rude jokes about dykes a while back and i regret them

i hope they can forgive me

does anyone here use bittorrent sync on mac?
>inb4 triggered /g/ babbies

>that instantly discernible Breitbart font

>>67090166
t. uggo

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Shit we liked when we were 12 but now lack the emotional maturity to separate our feeling of nostalgia from objective quality?

>>67090178
>bittorrent
>mac

just learn how to FTP you mong

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Language desu lads

Fucking sad lads

The swede

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYU3rDBdCx8

>>67090235
Want a cuddle?

>>67090178
lmao @ u

not liking the new caralad

not a clue what has happened to him

exhausted

>>67090263
Yes but I have nobody to cuddle so that makes it worse

>mdma, lsd and magic mushrooms are all class a
>dude weed is class b
>ket is class c

Who make this shit

>>67090266
whys that

>>67090301
are cammy kept it in place

>>67090253
shame about the height though :(

Why doesn't the government grow their own high quality weed and sell it?
They could make a shitload of money from that.

>>67090079
Same shit you fucking nerd

>>67090326
Never forget that manlet rage is the most powerful fuel source known to mankind

theory: change my name to slade and give myself a facial scar

cogitating the profundity of my own existence

love how you just know from the outset that any story that involves anything to do with any of the '-stan' countries is immediately going to be bad haha

>>67090350
because they know they would still be undercut and pushed out by the grey market

even in colorado where weed is legal most pot smokers buy from dealers because it's cheaper

>>67090350
they should make prostitution a state run enterprise too

>>67090350
They could make even more money if they didn't bother growing any themselves and just forced everyone who bought any to give them some of the money

>>67090350
i don't know why the UK doesn't. billions could be made off it

it's different over here. there's mandatory minimum prison sentences for being caught with weed. this is why so many black people are in jail, and when you combine that with private prisons it equates to modern slavery. it's fucked up desu

honestly lads the 80s looked amazing

>>67090382
cumbria more like CUMbria am i right

i'm sitting down here in the campfire light
with the ghost of old tom joad

>>67090350
>>67090399
can you pls not ruin our tourism for us tyvm

>>67090413
>living in a state where it's not legal or decriminalized

haha faggot

>>67090392
Probably just because it only got legalised recently

Give it a decade or two and it will be dominated by multinational corporations like alcohol and cigarettes

weed is suppressed by multi-national corporate interests

we've been over this

i really don't want to go to work tomorrow lads

DUDE WEED LMAO

>>67090430
Business idea: put the dutch out of business

>>67090217
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OE8WzYNRPNU

>>67090442
Don't care

>>67090413
We have defacto decriminalisation which is by far the worst of all worlds

Criminals get all the money, the odd user will get arrested and have their lives ruined and the people who are against it know plenty of people are smoking it

>>67090461
fuck off you yankee twat

>>67090442
another day another dollar haha

make sure to get to work early, goy. your coworkers want to discuss the new episode with you. not for too long though gotta get those cogs turning, gotta make sure your boss can afford that 2 month vacation to fiji he's been eyeing :) haha :)

>>67090438
Why? Seems like multi national corporations with tonnes of money would be perfectly placed to get on the ground floor with weed and make even more money

>>67090479
how does getting arrested for weed ruin your life you moron? i've got 2 offences of possession on my record and it doesn't mean fuck all

>>67090350
it's called K2

>>67090364
Exempt it's not you fucking shit-tier Yank.

>>67090442
whats your job

>>67090500
>shit-tier Yank.

don't you bongs buy the new FIFA every year or whatever? how's that any different?

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>tfw no Jennie gf

>>67090489
Another day, another dollar
After I sing and holler

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>>67090506
i make these

*An old person says what everyone was thinking*

>>67090513
W H A T ?
H
A
T
?

>they aren't already working on their transition to the bourgeoisie
what else would you waste time on

>>67090498
I guess if you're already the sort of low achieving dullard that smokes weed when hes older than 18 then a criminal record won't harm you anyway

>>67090500
do one you miserable tart

>>67090531
looks like a rather comfy job what are you complaining for

>>67090399
will aspies get state appointed practice girlfriends to improve mental health and prevent mass shootings

There was Brenda, LaTisha, Linda, Felicia
Dawn, LeShaun, Ines, and Alicia
Teresa, Monica, Sharron, Nicki
Lisa, Veronica, Karen, Vicky
Cookies, well I met her in a ice cream parlor
Tonya, Diane, Lori and Carla
Marina, Selena, Katrina, Sabrina
About three Kim's, LaToya, and Tina
Shelley, Bridget, Cavi, Rasheeda
Kelly, Nicole, Angel, Juanita
Stacy, Tracie, Rohna, and Ronda
Donna, Ulanda, Tawana, and Wanda
Were all treated fairly but yet and still
Bitches is on some other shit now that I'm fuckin' wit Dru Hill
But I'ma keep it real
What the fuck you want from a nigga?
What the fuck you want from a nigga?

>>67090548
>i don't know how criminal records work

kek piss off you fool

>>67090568
depends if it is fiscally feasible

>>67090573
>Monica
ok ribena

>>67090549
Fucking neck yourself Pajeet, you boring Moosenigger.

>wooden shoes

even niggers aren't that stupid

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WORK

TOMORROW

JUST

go to bed Jamie

>>67090597
can i get this one if it is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_ry9WGKOYk

>>67090636
swear to fucking god m8 I'll have you on the pavement in 2 seconds and i'll push your fucking teeth down your throat if you come at me again with that banter you little runt.

>>67090608
lad the UK is 6.9% pajeet fucking shut it you resident retard

scratching my bum

liked video games when they were 2D sidescrollers 2bh

but I accept that shit needs to keep going forward and not everyone wants to play rehashed Sonic/Mario hacks cause 'muh nostalgia'

>I'm drunk

>>67090670
haha

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>Anon, its 2:31am
>come to bed already x

>>67090659
That doesn't stop you being one, you pointless irrelevant shitskin sex pest

>>67090670
still plenty of those coming out desu

>>67090687
ur clock is FUCKED you stupid bint

Has pakipoo killed himself yet?

>>67090670
why do people always say have to mention they're drunk?

i never do this when drunkposting

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https://pepethefrogfaith.wordpress.com/

/pol/ is such fucking rubbish

>>67090687
Has she shit the bed?

>>67090687
christ her face is fucked

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new emails showing that DNC insider polling had trump leading PA, OH, FL back in fucking May hahahaha he's probably 10+ points ahead in those states by now

>>67090702
t. pakipoo

>>67090732
t. virgin

>>67090705
I'm convinced half the regulars have killed themselves

>>67090749
t. unwelcome pajeet rapist

Fuck off to your own general, you thick shitskin cunt

>>67090762
one eye is half an inch above the other and her chin is highly assymetrical

just watched the first episode of planet earth 2 lads

feel sorry for the sea iguanas getting eaten by the snakes haha

>>67090705
no

he's probably going to get arrested again though because he contacted the polish girl

>>67090763
Hopefully Caralad is next

imagine being so triggered about the difference between remake and remaster that you lose your nut and call everyone who doesn't care a paki hhahahahahaha like what?

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>>67090803

>>67090782
everyone's somewhat asymmetrical

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How did we go from this:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scottish_Enlightenment

... to this:

>>67090827
theres a difference between somewhat and highly

>>67090842
were there any pint glasses involved?

http://thoughtcatalog.com/christine-stockton/2013/08/50-women-on-does-dick-size-matter/3/

>Amy, 30
>I like tall slender white guys so I've never really experienced a big one

Fuck are you trying to say, Amy?

>>67090827
I think brits tend do be unusually asymmetrical
I see very little of it here in Iceland, even on unattractive people

>>67090878
Why do you care? No one wants your 3" willy

>>67090842
skeg

>>67090878
why are you looking at this? insecure?

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is "yank" really supposed to be derogatory? I never got that vibe from it.

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>>67090859
I'm going to put you out of business sunshine if you keep this up

>>67090927
No.

Prefer drinking beer out a bottle rather than a can

>>67090927
to a brit anything that isn't brit is derogatory

>>67090933
hows he doing these days? did he move yet

>>67090878
lanklets btfo

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real neet hours

the wagies will be sound asleep ready to work for mr goldbergshekelstien in about 5 hours

haha wagies

>>67090968
chav dole scum

>>67090951
yes he's at his new flat in high wycombe

>>67090898
Not 3" willy lad but don't understand your obsession with him tbf

>>67090920
No someone posted about it earlier and I was intrigued, I'm six inches but women claim 6.4 is the sweet spot so that's disappointing

>>67091005
imagine spending 40% of your life sleeping and another 40% being forced to work for someone else

lmaoing at you clowns

tick tock life wont wait up

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must be awful to have to have room mates

can't imagine having to live WITH someone

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>Self-reported

>>67091056
it's like sleeping with a girl, except you don't fuck em

of course you'd know nothing about that

>>67091053
only neet losers sleep 10 hours a day you gimp

and how are you grasping life?

>>67091053
Lad it is absolutely no secret that NEETs are miserable and long for social contact that they don't get due to their sad, lonely inhibitions

You may not realise this but the majority of people value productivity and actually enjoy making money for themselves independently, and believe it or not if you work hard enough you can become very successful in life

You're a sad, lonely, nasty little bastard and probably the same type that would call me a lazy dole scrounging taig

>>67091056
This desu, like having housemates but imagine being a yank and going to a uni to have to share your actual room with some bellend

Yeah it might be banter at times but they could also be a cunt and even if they're a good lad sometimes you need privacy and time alone

>>67091062
names big willy bob helo

>having sex with girls

lol no thanks i have something called standards

>>67091091
Was a NEET for 1 year and absolutely loved it if I'm being honest

>>67091091
i work all day and don't have social contact

>>67091075
>>67091091
potatoes

>>67091131
first year is fun, after that not so much desu

t. expert

>>67091091
;-;

>>67091120
>having sex with girls

no thanks im not a cuck

lads got back from london a couple of days ago, just thought i'd point out that despite the foreigner memes, it is clearly the greatest city in the united kingdom by a fairly large margin

lads i crunched some numbers

>UK was 87 (eighty seven) percent white in 2011 according to the census
>without London considered, this became 99.995%

must say i am bloody astounded

>>67091131
It's not a viable long term strategy and never will be you dolt

The very concept is inherently bad for you, your self esteem and your character

White men used to be supporting families at 18, what have we become....

>>67091131
I've been a NEET for 11 years, fucking great time.

sex? with humans? no thanks

http://greenfelt.net/calculation
This is actually quite a difficult solitaire

>>67091161
this 2bh

it is so clearly better than every other place. The prices are higher because it's literally just a nicer place than the rest of the uk

Post fun stuff that happened in your Secondary years.
>That one time your year and the year below you nearly had a full on war

Picked up a variety pack of condoms lads

Should be fun testing them out ;)

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>>67089337
>some people can be in room filled with people and be as alone as they would be in the middle of nowhere

>>67091225
Can't remember my second year you fucking weapon

>>67091182
>what have we become
overpopulated?

feel like such a moron these days, lost all my focus

used to be able to study for 10+ hours solid per day

>>67091234
Guarantee you didn't get enough garden scrapping as a boy

>>67091225
sounds like something you'd in primary school you special or something lad?

>>67091234
>live in a world with over 7 billion people and still alone

Found out all my mates do study drugs about once a week and everyday near exams

Thought it was a meme and nobody actually took them

Might have to try it out as my attention span seems to have dissapeared

>>67091225
I shagged a teacher.

>>67091225
We bullied the year below us

Funniest shit was when a traveller came in on the last day to systematically take out his enemies without any retribution. Came in with a pair of knuckle dusters in his sock and at lunch he ran over to two brothers who he had qualms with and sparked them both out then sprinted away from an overweight female teacher inside the school where he found another poor soul who had wronged him and knocked him out. He then ran out of the school to his home.

Secondary was just one big laugh for me tbf, lifting in the gym, playing football, smoking, listening to music at lunch, fighting, etc

>>67091247

Not really, I just remember one period where both years weren't speaking to one another or some silly thing and it lead to a big fight over something.

>>67091270

Go on

>>67091276
How badly did you get fucked for sparking them out with knuckle dusters?

>>67091276
>secondary school
>gym

wat

>>67091276
knacker

>>67091309
Yeah we had a gym that all seniors were allowed to go to at break and lunch

>>67091276
spacker

You know what really pisses me off?

How Lil wayne tries so hard to fit and hangout with skateboarding pros. First of all I have nothing against Lil Wayne but it's just so ridiculous when he's hanging out with some pro who just 360 flipped a 10 stair and everyone goes nuts. And then Lil Wayne gets on the skateboard and ollies down a sidewalk and everyone goes nuts as well because he's Lil Wayne and everyone wants to be on his good side

>>67091326
>seniors

wat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8BegviNAvI

>>67091276
Ah yes, the """"""""""culture"""""""""" spudniggers

>>67091182
>men used to fight in wars before reaching adulthood then perform back-breaking labor for the rest of their lives just to eat
ah yes, the glory days

>>67091339
bloody racist

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>>67091339

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>>67089446
>marshmallow girl
What's funny to me is that he clearly just made that shit up off the top if his head. Impressive tbqh

>>67091339
Jesus, are you that gimp that hangs around with a diverse group of 12-40 year old skaters who smoke weed all day?

>>67091345
Went to school up north ya header

>>67091370
what

I was just giving my opinion on Lil Wayne and skateboarding

>>67091401
I know exactly who you are, don't lie

anyone else unironically wank to cuck porn? considering buying a blacked.com account desu

@67091437
Sad

Wtf is wrong with yanks

>>67091437
only if it's gay cuck porn

>>67091455
>@

are you fucking joking mate are you defective?

>>67091437
ya sometimes

prefer interracial to it though

>>67091468
Why would I give a (you) to that sad cunt

>>67091437
tushy is better

I've suffered from tinnitus since I can remember

I thought everyone had it, no?

These fucking Paddies are worse than the Canucks.

Why does /brit/ attract such utter shit-tier JFs?

>>67091471
>>67091512
Do you not feel ashamed of yourself?

@67091494
what a gimmick

>>67091523
agreed

im the only good irish poster

>>67091539
why?

>>67091539
Why are you getting upset over other people's porn preferences?

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>rafa kloppo and brenny are all top of the league

TLF

need some male asmr

>>67091552
Wanking to stuff like that is you subconsciously removing your inability to compete with women by watching what you theorise to be the 'ideal' masculine figure pleasing a woman in a way you never could

It's sad, not to mention the negative connotations of having mixed kids

gonna start being mean to people and making them feel stupid

>>67091590
aren't mixed race kids the ubermensch?

What time is the US election results on Tuesday?

>>67091611
They're more genetically diverse and that but it's ruining thousands of years of european and African lineage

I just think this idea of mongralisation and globalisation and merging everything to be very uncomfortable

>>67091590
tushy isnt interracial

>>67091617
5pm central

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>>67091608
good plan leaf

>>67091617
didn't know this was google?

>>67091645
And what is central?

>>67091639
Cuckold porn is the same thing mate, it's sad and says a lot about your self worth, self esteem and self respect

New

https://ylilauta.org/international/58870648#no58870648

https://ylilauta.org/international/58870648#no58870648

https://ylilauta.org/international/58870648#no58870648

>>67091608
i do that, only way i can get people to reply to me you spastic

>>67091652
Gayest part of the country

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rejected an offer to go out with the norms

she was going to have been there and i would have just been miserable

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>>67091225
>that time someone had a wank at the back of the class and rubbed his semen on someone's face.

He only got like a week suspension as well cause it was first year. I bet he's a turbo-nonce nowadays. Scared to even check on Facebook to see if he's well-adjusted and has a wife and kids now. That would really sting.

isn't it weird seeing non-anglos having an english accent?

boggles my mind

>>67091653
tushy isnt cuckold porn you gimp

>>67091656
Brid bread in binnish site, tob keek

>>67091707
Fuck are you trying to say then you fucking eejyt, the context of the post was interracial cuckold porn and you said 'tushy is better', I looked up tushy and what do I see? Interracial porn. If you pay to wank then just fuck off you GIMP.

Real new thread now

https://krautchan.net/int/thread-37400884.html

https://krautchan.net/int/thread-37400884.html

https://krautchan.net/int/thread-37400884.html

Lads who's winning the US elections atm

Send us a poll

>>67091746
tushy is the same people that do blacked, thats the context of the answer, and the first thing you seen wasnt interracial no need to get mad at me because you made yourself look like an idiot

>>67091766
trump is winning in the most accurate polls from the 2012 election

>>67091766
>summoning poll wanker
What's wrong with you la?

>>67091794
kek

>>67091793
gonna need to see some polls

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ahh yes fashion

>>67091835
http://www.investors.com/politics/ibd-tipp-presidential-election-poll/

http://cesrusc.org/election/

you could just look for yourself it's not a secret or anything

>>67091858
but pol told me not to believe polls

>>67091852
i really hate trendy people, especially trendy men

>>67091858
BBC polls say clintons 1% ahead

Reading about nightmares and what people dreamt about in their comas and shit.

Why do I do this to myself before I go to sleep... going to be worse than when i read innawoods stories

>>67091869
that's because some of them are blatantly rigged. the NBC polls are retarded

>>67091900
>going to be worse than when i read innawoods stories
Bent cunt

>>67091852
schmarcashul

listening to some mindless self indulgence

>>67091906
ah yes only the pools who say my candidate is winning are true

>>67091906
When you say nbc polls is it like it is over here as in a newspaper/tv channel will commission a poll from a professional polling company or so the media companies actually do them?

disturbing lack of anime in this thread

>>67091900
I bet you pussy

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>>67091900
>tfw had a dream recently that there was a massive terrorist attack on a large skyscraper and fat Ronaldo was one of the key perpetrators

I even watched security footage of him lining up the bombs and shit. It was hilarious. I woke up wishing I could go back to sleep and finish the dream.

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>it's a general about nothing...

>>67091912
>>67091956
The imagination is running wild atm lads fuuuck

ok, ok, i'll admit it

I saw Tim Byrne at a grocery shop in Spracklen yesterday. I told him how nice it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a twat and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

>>67092007
nice

>>67091921
if you want to believe he's losing then go ahead. i don't give a fuck. you'll be surprised on tuesday though

>>67091938
they pay pollsters to give them a fake poll

I usually just wear my flame jacket and it lets people know "DO NOT FUCK WITH ME YOU WILL GET YOUR SHIT PUSHED"
I may be 5'4 but I AM a fighter until the end...

>>67091968
she is a very smug anime girl