/brit/

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cara

tonebler

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gf just sent me this

>>67087216
tried one of these for the heck of it once, never something so disgusting in my life desu

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Redid it lads

Used to be INTP now I'm this apparently. Actually this one probably matches me better.

who /STEM/ here? who /top uni/ here?

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dad just sent me this

>>67087211
Don't even know tb h

Just bought into the rustler group meme, have no idea if it's actually better for jobs. Probably not.

>>67087254
umm you wish lol x

Might drop out of second year electronic engineering to do philosophy or creative writing

>As he started the car and attempted to reverse out of the garage, the 68-year-old male resident — at home with his wife during the robbery — armed himself with a compound bow and arrow and went to the garage.

>As he ran away, the resident stood up on the fence and shot the fleeing man using the compound bow and arrow, hitting him in the bottom or lower back area.
lel

>>67087275
here m8

unmitigated failure in every other aspect of my life though

when i graduate with a 1st in a stem degree from a top 25 uni what the fuck do i do

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Why was he so damn forgettable as a PM?

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>>67087291

replied to wrong post

>>67087292
shouldve done an apprenticeship mug

>ENTP personalities find themselves respected for their vision, confidence, knowledge, and keen sense of humor, but often struggle to utilize these qualities as the basis for deeper friendships and romantic relationships

Yeah ok this ones me

>>67087321
Buy a Barrat house

>>67087321
>not top ten

Enjoy the dole m8

>>67087312
it's ok lad, I am too

still, we'll make some good dosh after graduating eh?

>>67087321
you apply for grad jobs before graduating and then go straight into work?

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WHY HAS 4CHAN CHANGED I DON'T LIKE IT

watching ghost in the shell: SAC now lads

sat in bed, lights off and blanket over me, comfy as fuck

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>tfw seeing the gf this week but insecure about having sex

>>67087322
>PRSIDENT

Comics are such high quality literature.

>>67087264
link? I wanna try

>>67087376
yeah but what grad jobs and where

i do physics

no clue what i want to do and nobody has helped me work out what to do at all

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>>67087365
>no top 3
into the tank you go

>>67087382
animation was the worst of any japanese anime i've ever seen. it looks like the simpsons. i dropped it 5 minutes into episode 1. the ONLY good GITS media is the original movie

>>67087376
hopefully

what uni you at m8, if it's not doxxable info

LADS where can I watch PlanetEarth2?

>>67087341
In what? Plumbing?

who here /doesntusesocialmediabutstilllooksatclassmatesaccountsregularly/?

>>67087380
more ads now, I even had a video load up in a thread a few days ago

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remember when I made this 6 years ago when I first came to the UK and now I'm a british citizen

time flies

>>67087322
At least he got a crack at PM

Our former treasurer and PM made a deal that the PM would step down after two terms and he stayed on for five lel

>>67087407
technical consultancy

good pay, interesting work, and you get to travel

>>67087433
imperial, not saying which course though

Who /INTJ/ here?

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it's OK INTP runts, any day now!

>>67087399
https://www.16personalities.com/

Report back

>>67087430
you what mate? its fine so far, i'm on episode 6 and i can tell you ive seen a LOT worse

>>67087380
>>67087453
took them off the whitelist and you should do
fuck hiro tbqh

>>67087448
electrician, much better training program for what youre learning and you make money while doing it and the papers are worth more at the end of it

http://www.strawpoll.me/11591802

http://www.strawpoll.me/11591802

http://www.strawpoll.me/11591802
http://www.strawpoll.me/11591802

http://www.strawpoll.me/11591802

http://www.strawpoll.me/11591802

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>>67087483
Me 2bh

Every day is an exercise in outwitting the normals. They would crucify me if they knew what I was.

>>67087477
>technical consultancy
shall be remembering this

>>67087173
>biomedical science
Was that your backup when you applied to medicine or did you get in through clearing?
>>67087251
Dunno, Oxbridge is pretty much a guaranteed job

>>67087509
who is the eighth?

>>67087449

Me.
Most of my old school friends are either in dead end jobs, with the only thing looking forward too is drinking at the weekend, while the other half are either forgotten or they've become single mothers or parents because they fucked some dumb slag.

>>67087434
on the telly
sunday nights

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>>67087275
>3.84 GPA (first equivalent) in physics at a decent uni

>>67087509
Tough one, really would like to shoot myself but the thought of watching all the fat spill out of a yank is too great

>>67087477
what grades did you have at a level
also is imperial decent
social life and that

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really want a pet African wild dog lads

>originally wanted a pet hyena, but apparently they make terrible pets

Who here /infp/

>technical consultancy

not a real job

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So is INTP actually a meme?

>>67087524
Never applied for medicine, biomed was my first choice

The amount of wannabe doctor runts on my course is astounding though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JX7XaQXDqE

fucking choon

came out 8 hours ago

>>67087509
Who are the last two? bit spoopy

>>67087505
What about the college experience

>>67087509
>kill an irishman and get away with it

I have to pick this option as it's an ancient british tradition at this point

dad opened me the door to see me in the kitchen and retreated back to the living room

more of an autist than me that bloke

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>ywn go back to 2007, playing PES with your mates and scoring from the halfway line with Adriano every time.

>>67087565
Wild dogs are bitchboys 2bh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJHOFAVbOPw

>>67087553
>Australards

>>67087521

I wonder if me being INTJ is linked to how strong my Avoidant Personality Disorder is, it must surely play some role in it.
Are you similar my INTJ bro?

>>67087541
literally me but feel like it's going to be impossible to find a job

>tfw equally good at humanities and sciences
>tfw had no idea what to do at uni
>tfw still no idea what to do with my life

>>67087577
>-t

hello beta.

>>67087577
It's one letter away from being the master race (INTJ)

It's also the most suicidal, pointless existence. All the angst and loneliness, no discipline to channel it into brilliance.

>>67087577
It's the misery meme.

Basically like ENTP you're doomed to alienating everybody by arguing about petty things for no reason.

>>67087492
>>67087577

keep getting INTP even though I'm not "logical" in any way

what a load of hokum

>>67087577
no it just means you chose answer that made you seem the best in your opinion

>>67087509
>the brit
>the scot
why are there two options for the same thing

>>67087602
you do 2 semesters in college and 20 weeks in a training centre, you get a decent run of it

>>67087492
Hmmm. I am (INTP-T).

I got INFJ

load of bollocks

>>67087580
People actually do biomed to do biomed?

I thought it was just for the >I have a 1 in 100 chance to transfer to first year of medicine in third year and if not it'll still look really good in my postgrad application to medicine! meme

>>67087626
If you have programming skills, you can compete for jobs with the runts who actually studied CS

Currently in the so called library doing a so called all nighter

Brought a towel and spare clothes so I can have a shower in the library shower and some snacks so I don't get hungry

Quite comfy actually lads

>>67087624
Not diagnosed, but I match every single one of the symptoms, yes.

Word to the wise mate, master flow and the world is your oyster. We're predisposed to it.

>>67087647
>>67087661
You're just one of us then.

I'm only ENTP because I'm a dramafag

I GOT INTP

FUCK SAKE.

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>>67087632
>It's also the most suicidal, pointless existence. All the angst and loneliness, no discipline to channel it into brilliance.

major depression - check
previous suicide attempts - check

wew lad

>>67087631
>>67087637
yea sounds like me

REMINDER IF YA DON'T GO TEE YOUNEEE YEE'LL HAVE A SHITE LAYFE

australians don't really exist

>>67087556
I took 5 A-levels, got 2 A* and the rest A

>social life and that
No.

>>67087541
>not a top uni
runt

>>67087616
Attempting to decipher this post, which of the following 3 happened?
A. Your dad opened the door and then saw you in the kitchen
B. Your dad opened the door for you to see you into the kitchen safely
C. You are the door, hence "me the door", your dad opened the door and saw you on the kitchen side of the door and retreated back in shock

>>67087659
Not him but do you need to have done an engineering/lab subject in the leaving to do any of them

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>>67087349
>tfw INFJ

>The INFJ personality type is very rare, making up less than one percent of the population, but they nonetheless leave their mark on the world. As Diplomats (NF), they have an inborn sense of idealism and morality, but what sets them apart is the accompanying Judging (J) trait – INFJs are not idle dreamers, but people capable of taking concrete steps to realize their goals and make a lasting positive impact.

The last paragraph would be me if I wasn't severely depressed.

My problem is I defy categorisation

>tfw not a rich posh cunt who can spend 3 years getting fucked every day while doing a meme degree like history and then get a job off daddy

>>67087689
why would i want a runtish software engineer job though

i can code in C, Java and Python fairly well but still literally have no clue what to do. how the fuck do i even find graduate jobs, like where do you apply and where do people and companies list jobs? there's been careers fairs at the uni but nothing at all for physics

>>67087732
to do what?

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where are the leafs tonight

they're usually around

>>67087763
Neither am I lmao.

Still did History, dole here I come.

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>>67087710
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7u5zH2Aa5U

>>67087769
Any of those electrician training courses apprenticeships

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>>67087622
literally want to adopt every single one of them

would almost adopt the fucking tree

>>67087667
tbf I'm actually applying for medicine this year. Never actually been long term goal though, it's just because i've been surrounded by wannabe doctor runts for the last 3 years and I thought I'd give it a go.

Smashed the UKCAT as well and I'm not even sure if I want to go through with it. Meanwhile everyone else on my course barely scraped through with 700 average and it's their life's dream haha

>>67087725
A
For clarity it was the living room door which has a view of the kitchen
he quickly retreated back to his armchair

>>67087737
Better than being a fucking useless faggot at least.

For me it's literally "you've got good ideas but are too lazy to do anything with them"

>>67087698
Runt life

maybe INTP is less of a meme and we're all drawn to Brit through a similar personality

The whole INTP traits thing certainly rings true for me

>>67087294
wonder if he will be arrested

want an irish gf/feminine bf

either will do

>>67087801
See>>67087793

>>67087764
we have careers fairs every couple of weeks in the first term here and they're chock full of companies that hire physicists

literally go to one and ask each rep whether they hire physicists and then apply

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>I'm not British, I'm English.

>>67087797
no you just need to get hired

probably hard to get a start anywhere if you havent done a practical subject though, although you could always lie if youre asked, most hiring processes are fairly informal

I thought I was INTP for years, turns out it was just because I didn't have the opportunity to be sociable.

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>tfw INTP
>tfw literally one of you
>tfw always looked down on you

*does a little dance*

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>fuckign Kanye running for president

Absolutely cannot WAIT to see him debate

>>67087804
>Smashed the UKCAT as well and I'm not even sure if I want to go through with it. Meanwhile everyone else on my course barely scraped through with 700 average and it's their life's dream haha

>smashed the UKCAT

What'd you get lad? Got 780 which was smashing it at the time but I understand the average increases a lot from year to year

>tfw 880 in verbal reasoning

should have been an author desu

>>67087804
Kierannnn a bit young to be posting here no?

>>67087840
there's been two this semester and not any more here until after christmas and there was only one which hired physicists which was a steel company but they basically hire anyone who has a degree in STEM and it seemed proper shit. everything else was the classic army/banks/managers needed!!!!!! companies

It asks you how you react and feel in social situations, which I've never experienced

I thought I was INTP for years, turns out MBTI is just a load of bullshit akin to astrology

>>67087500
maybe my issue was that i watched in what would've been a GITS marathon. first movie was a masterpiece, second movie had shit CGI, and then the tv series was literally a thousand times worse animation wise than either movie

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>>67087793

we did the test in high school health class. i and another poor kid who had an actual degree of autism were the only INTPs. friends bullied me about it for a few minutes

>>67087882
Shit got 780 myself la, average went down from last year

Verbal reasoning was such piss easy shite, got 850 in it and was disappointed. Cannot understand how people flop it.

>>67087810
Should teach you not to go on fridge raids in the nude.

Been invited to the pub for an election watching night when Trump wins but I was planning to spend it shitposting

>>67087804
Why did you private your Twitter kieranfb don't you know I follow you??

>>67087887
have no idea what you're on about m8

>>67087926
Not really though. It's not the be all and end all of things, but it's reasonably accurate for a lot of people.

it's been a few weeks since i've been banned

this is probably my longest streak

>>67087926
had a lecture from a psychiatrist and they reckoned it was reasonably accurate m8

ofc I'll trust a random guy posting on a burmese burqa-weaving forum

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>>67087998


>when Trump wins

Friendly reminder ENTJ is the absolute alpha.

>>67088006
looked this lad up and he's doing A-levels

specifically said I was at uni you absolute spacker

Never done this personality test and do not ever plan to
Could not care in the slightest what I am you fucking autists

This is horoscope tier

>>67087978
because most people applying for medicine aren't that smart and just have good memory

they weave out some of them but the amount of thick people that have to spend literally all their time studying just to scrape by in my year is astounding

/fa/
/fit/
/p/
/toy/

literally the only credited boards, lol at wasting time anywhere else

the tests pure bollocks i get a different one literally every time i do it

>>67088053

You just got INTP as well, didn't you?

>>67088049
No you said you were applying for med this year

got entp
what does this mean
i kind of agree with when i think about it but i kind of half arsed the test so i'm not sure

>he isnt extroverted

>>67088075
Stop being wildly inconsistent in your answers then

>>67088057
/int/
/trv/
/out/
/sp/

anything else and you're a fucking autist

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>>67088039
trump's most plausible path to victory only requires him to win michigan, and he's currenty doing a rally there as i type this, and he's leading in polls, and michigan voted for bernie, and bernie voters are supporting trump. even if he doesn't win michigan, he has four other options which are currently tied in the polls and trending towards him

he's winning lad, bigly

>>67087930
i think its because the thing i've noticed though as well is that since most scenes don't involve a lot of movement it gives it a bit of a slideshow feel, but when the characters move it is actually pretty smooth

>Peaky Blinders are 'gypsies'

do you lad know what gypsies even fucking are?

>>67088103
irish confirmed for the most normie race alive, glad the english starved you lot

>>67088053
such an INTFORPTIJGFN thing to say xD

>>67088092
Postgrad you absolute mong read the convo

Just bought a ticket to England
I'll be kicking "190 cm master race"'s ass

theory: chiropractics is shunned by the medical community because it lowers painkiller sales

>>67087292
im doing philosophy after dropping ot of biology its amazing how much more you learn and apply yureself when ou;re actually interested in a topic

>>67088099
Same as me.

Basically like to learn shit and challenge other people on what they believe and why.

>>67088113

keep these posts coming, I'm saving them all for when Hilldawg landslides it

>>67088110
I got to /vg/ just for the flight sim thread


[spoiler]It's complete shit don't go there[/spoiler]

>>67088124
she wants a gypsy from brum

>be me
>get INTP
>people see my looks
>expect me to be an E

>>67088092
rather embarrassed on this lads behalf

>>67088124
they are actual gypsies

going to kfc lads might get me a double down

>>67088132
I did Korean you fag. Now go to bed you've got college in the morning

>>67088150
>falling for the musculoskeletal jew

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time for an extremely cheeky single skinner

very comfy rn lads

I can't pronounce 'Hilary' so I hope Trump wins

>>67088124
That's because you get Romani (Romanichal for the ones that have been in Britain for the past 500 years) gypsies too you knacker

My gran was Romani but she'd never talk about it or anything - she was a devout Baptist but claimed she got premonitions about things

link to test

>>67088156
trump won this election months ago. he's spent the last few weeks ensuring that hillary can't steal it

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>>67088168

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>>67088187
i already did 5 gravity bongs

>>67088134
good lad

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>>67088187
Lad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-7vD-b7JA4

lads

>>67088152
hmmm if i actually think about it i'm always challenging and that
very interesting
is this a good one or a bad one

>do myers briggs test
>get ENTJ

ah yes

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>be bigguy4u in school
>smokers always thought they were the bollocks
>3 lads start taking the mickey out of some lads who were just minding their own business
>go over and tell them to stop, runt blows smoke in my face
>grab him by the head and slam him into the wall knocking him out
>his mate tries to punch me but i catch his fist and twist
>other lad attempts to kick me but i punch his leg so hard it breaks
>spark the second lad out
>third lad is trying to crawl away but i grab him by the feet and pull him back
>at this point all their mates are running over with katanas and bats
>pick up third lad, start swinging and throw him at them, knocking a few of them out
>spark the rest of them out

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>>67087708
>>67088168
don't really care desu fatboy

eating chicken nuggets and chips with cheese and curry sauce lads

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>I did Korean you fag. Now go to bed you've got college in the morning

>>67088178
The only thing worth getting at KFC is their chips 2bh

also why the fuck is literally every captcha "calle"
Is this some code word for CTR shills? Think it might be

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American women are perfect

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>>67088225
>>67088227

>>67088250
Please explain how the account just suddenly turned private then

>>67088229
It's all the bad stuff about INTP but you're not as socially retarded. Enjoy.

>>67088222
right in the feels.

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>>67088187
Alri led

CORR BLIMEY

>>1915191
>>1915191
>>1915191

>>67088237
Nobody replied to this absolute fucking shit forced meme earlier now stop posting it

99% sure you're the chav from Birmingham, same unfunny wanker who posts the lineker kids meme and puts the edition in the title

/brit/ is having the largest gimmick drought ever

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>>67088278

>>67088258
>letting your gf drive

what a kek

>>67088296
It's never the yanks that post gimmicks is it

>>67088293
Smoker detected, come to the town center at 12:00 later on and I'll fucking deck you

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>>67088276
Alri

>>67088296
Looks like we'll have to fall back on some of the classics

FOY

>>67088296
I've had a couple simmering for a while now, one has started to take root in recent weeks

hate these grad applications that make you write a fucking essay

I'm a damn engineering student for a reason

>>67088274
thank you
i'm reading the thing now and it's literally exactly me
or do they just put vague-ish stuff for each one
kind of weird how close it is to me though

>>67088293
mate I was going to post this exact sentence but I didn't want to (You) him

>>67088296
FOY

>>67088326
oh fuck off

>>67088296
absolutely shannot read this la

>dick goes limp if I don't touch it for a second

ah yes

http://www.strawpoll.me/11591802/r

looks like the results are in. hardly surprising 2bh.

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>YOUR PERSONALITY TYPE IS: ENTERTAINER (ESFP-A)

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Looking forward to the American election desu, it's going to be such fun.

Can't believe I fell for the engineering meme lads will it even pay off I fucking doubt it

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/fa/ as fuck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iX4JA3DoSSY

>>67088385
still wonder who the eighth is

>>67088428
>7:28
Shan't be watching one second of this

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Im top 3 grimiest posters

*Comes running*

Oi! Lads. I've got a gimmick for you!

*Trips and drops the gimmick down a drain*

Oh, shucks!

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may actually unironcally vote for hillary, lads

>>67088416
who is this girl?

golden brown
texture like sun

>>67088459
Dunno but she is a qt

>>67088449
*pisses in the drain until it's full and the gimmick floats out*

>>67088420
you'll never look like that
you fat cunt

>>67088459

my gf

fat lard of a sister keeps eating all my god damned lunch meat

>>67088457
pol btfo

*finds gimmick on ground*
*bends over exposing moist panties*

>>67088457
>Iran's centrifuges

>>67088457
>last bush year

You mean the year of the economic recession?

>pinches nose while sneezing
>bollocks explode

>>67088486

*drops a pencil down your crack*

WAHEY

>>67088457
Obama is literally the greatest president since Jimmy Carter.

>>67088457
obama had very little to do with any of that

Currently listening to my dad's sleep apnoea lads and lasses

>>67088441
It's actually quite funny

Guys do you know of any blogs/websites that anually publish articles written in really good English that I could possibly use as examples while trying to improve my own writing?

Is fetishizing your own misery a trait of INTPs?

Lost a bunch of weight a few years ago (dw, put it all back on now) and was reasonably attractive and sociable for once and found myself almost missing reasons to feel shit about myself

>>67088510
wew lad

>>67088520
Just read /brit/ desu

>>67088520
Oh and just to make it clear - I am not particulary intrested in any yank-websites, because the american standard of both spoken and written English simply disgusts me.

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my KFC biscuit came with honey but no butter

fucking dumb

never going to KFC again

*puts on fake tan*

*grows beard and dyes it black*

*joins ISIS*

*finally gets suicide pack*

*attaches it to goolies and presses detonator switch*

>>67088514
Cool

>>67088526
I think so
My depression went away and then I was upset I didn't have a reason to feel bad anymore

cunts

Do most definitely not trust those cheerios that sank to the bottom of the milk
I will not be consuming them

>FRESH OUT FROM BAKING CAKES IN THE PRESIDENTIAL KITCHEN, YOU KNOW THIS ONES STILL SMOKING HOT AS WE SPEAK ... HE WAS FIRST IN HIS CLASS IN GEORGETOWN AND OXFORD, AND NOW HE'S THE FIRST LADY OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!!!!

WELCOME 'HIM' ON STAGE EVERYONE ...

BIIIIIILLLLL CLIIIIIINNNTOOOOON!!!!

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>lowest UE since the last democrat president

really makes your brain rattle

really makes you question why you support trump

>>67088486
*rapes you and then kill you*
*stands over your lifeless corpse*
you like that, you dirty faggot?

>>67088415
we're laughing at you not with you

>>67088524
Agreed

Spain is fucking shite

>>67088600
Potato fucker

Edit: thanks for the gold kind stranger!

>>67088472
do you not understand the concept of a drain you spastic

>>67088600
yes thats the point of an entertainer m80

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Never before in the history of the world,
Had such a mass of human beings moved and suffered together.
This was no disciplined march, it was a stampede,
Without order and without a goal, six million people unarmed and unprovisioned driving headlong.
It was the beginning of the rout of civilization, of the massacre of mankind.

>>67088550
I doubt that the majority of posters here would ever want me to stay in the thread, besides I am looking for something more "academic". I don't know if it makes sense.

>>67088620
You are a good man

fuck off phoneposters

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>>67088582
probably because it's all part time, minimum wage or zero hour shit

at least that's largely what's happening here, I imagine it's a similar situation in the US

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i feel like ireland's relative success is out of proportion with their banter levels

think they need to be brought down a few pegs if you get what i mean

>>67088655
Fuck off cunt the only academic writing you'll find comes out of America, but you think that's not good enough

>corinna kopfs bf is a poltard

>>67088658
Thanks
You too Jose

How many of you are bent and how many of you only like 'fem' boys because you can't get a gf

>>67088686
Yes
Businesses hire more people but give them less hours so they don't have to pay benefits

>>67088686
how about i banter you square in the jaw you poof

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thread severely lacking karen

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ah yes

election theory: the FBI is biding their time to bring charges against Hillary until after she's elected in the coming landslide thus forcing her resignation and allowing the true puppet master, Tim Kaine, to ascend to the office of the President

Thoughts?

genuinely didn't know what to think when I learned Shredder and Uncle Phil were the same guy

Is there anything else that makes you more livid than seeing people wear "problematic glasses" despite the fact they have 20/20 precision? It's like using wheelchairs everywhere when you can perfectly walk.

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>>67088747
kick them all out

>>67088444
top 3 selected

>>67088755
they literally said today they arent investigating her

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ovn1UGYf-0A

There is NOTHING wrong with polyamory

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Revolt against the modern world, burn the cities, return to the spirit of the bronze age.

>>67088796
investigation into the CF is still open however

>>67088796
All part of puppeteer Kaine's plan, you wait and see

/brit is almost as shitty as /mämmi is

>>67088763
shredder is white lad

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>>67088755
Delete this buster

general theory: this world is one of many simulations

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>>67088755
Kaine?

>>67088807
yes and theirs also nothing wrong with bestiality in theory

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has /brit/ seen this movie

keep getting accused of gimmicks that aren't me

little do they know the other gimmicks they know and love are actually me

>>67088861
I have

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bringing this to a tournament tomorrow

>>67088861
yes it looks very familiar

>>67088861
Yeah

>>67088861
Yes

Met TWO unrelated people who pronounce cutlery cutle-ry instead of cut-lery

*attempts to watch PJW's dumb videos without turning them cause of how obviously retarded they are*

I want to like the guy. I really do, but he makes it really hard

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>>67088755
>after she's elected in the coming landslide

hmmm dubious at best

>>67088688
>Fuck off cunt the only academic writing you'll find comes out of America
You obviously have no idea what you are talking about, you silly monkey. The truth is that the US is nothing more than home to all rags and low quality journalism that literally cannot get worse.

Been meeting up with old friends all weekend and trying to explain to them why I'm still working as a barman despite being much cleverer and better-educated than they are. Saw lots of looks of confusion, even a bit of disappointment. Normies can't seem to understand why I don't want to work 8-6 Mon-Fri just so I can earn more money which will go straight on rent anyway.

>>67088861
That is not Japanese my tomodachi.

Therefore it is not anime.

>>67088895
>Met TWO unrelated people

That must be rare in Britain

found out my Irish grandad was part of a communist party

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r00ikilDxW4

>ywn rob a bank
>ywn have a sexy emo gf
>ywn get shot to pieces whilst in a passionate embrace with said gf

stop the planet, I'm getting off

found out my Irish grandad was part of a communist party

this pole is a top lad desu

I get a lot of adverts for new builds

what have you lot done?

>Tfw you were that guy who cut off all contact with everyone from Secondary and basically vanished off of the face of the Earth, making everyone wonder what the fuck happened to you

>>67089013
this except for the last part

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>besides I am looking for something more "academic"

>>67088655
read news articles

http://www.reuters.com/news/world
http://www.aljazeera.com/news/
http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/fronts/HOME?SITE=AP&SECTION=HOME#

>>67088549
he inherited the worst economy this country has seen in almost 100 years. it can only go up from there.

Took that test for the first time and got INTP

What does that mean?

>>67089013
pretty much me
I was actually fairly popular in secondary school too

Well everyone knew me at least, half of them thought I was a dickhead

>>67089046
Can't see any .co.uk you can fuck off to cum now.

>>67089062
better hand it back to the republicans then lmao

>>67089013

same, except I think they knew I went a bit odd and retreated into my bedroom to live out my life there

theory: wank myself off to anime porn right now

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>I hate america so much that I spend all day on a site that's 50% americans

>>67089034
>reusing the same image constantly
>not having 60+ fedora images

[CROSSTALK]

>>67089107
That only devalues the hat men. I like mine to keep up appearances so they're instantly recognizable.

It is obvious that leftists are not cool-headed logicians systematically analyzing the foundations of knowledge. They are deeply involved emotionally in their attack on truth and reality.

>>67089013
Pretty much me, except I got back into contact with a few for a while and now I've completely disappeared again.

>>67089079
that's what we're doing. only once in history has one party held office for more than two terms. politics in this country is like a pendulum. it's the republican's turn to rule. besides, even if hillary wins, the GOPe will do everything they can to stonewall everything she does, even worse than what they've done to obama.

Finished the day with 18 happy birthday posts on my wall, with 0 of them being from qts. The qt Canadian girl I slept with last year did send me a private message wishing me happy birthday though, and we had a nice little chat.