How do I get a gf?

>>67086353
Post on 4chan a lot

You'll get one sooner or later. Just make sure not to talk to girls

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if i knew i'd have one

stop trying to get a princess and face reality, thats how i got mine

>>67086408
can confirm. been doing it for 10 years now, haven't worked yet but im close, i can feel it.

>>67086408
>You'll get one sooner or later. Just make sure not to talk to girls
it worked for me, after the hallucinating kicks in you're never alone

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>>67086408
>Post on 4chan a lot
I have! when will she come?

>>67086353
I refuse to believe gfs exist, i think they are a joke made up to mock me.

>>67086430
Dude I would literally date anything

>>67086353
Just b urself

>>67086353
Craigslist.
She found me there. It was funny because at first I didn't know she was a woman.

>>67086430
>Try to talk to overweight single mothers
>Still get nowhere
How low do I have to go?

>>67086353
long term or fast fuck?
>fast fuck
The easiest approach is to buy a service.
Or being attractive and going to right places where hungry c0ck b1tches go frequently.
Or online dating since we live in 21st century.

>long term
Increase your social status:
>job
>money
>fame
>looks
Or be pathetic loser and get broken gf. Nobody wants broken/used gf. They are basically free for all. Most of them are single mothers with unknown father.
And get a bit older. Getting long term gf at 15 is meme anyway. Then go anywhere but your home. Or try online dating.
If your requirements aren't sky high, dating is just statistical gamble. Sooner or later you will find somebody IF YOU ARE LOOKING.

You can be Justin Bieber, if you don't stick your nose out of basement, no girl can snitch you.

t. perma virgin (but not for long! :-)

>>67086683
online dating is useless, I tried it and got nowhere from it

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>>67086683
>online dating

>>67086654
fuck those they're waiting for mr perfect, they say don't stick your dick in crazy bur if you can be considered crazy yourself i don't see the problem with it
promised some foreign girl heroin once even though i didn't have it but she worked for it nonetheless :^)

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>tfw no albino gf

>>67086732
I'm not crazy though, I'm fairly normal guy who just cannot get anywhere with girls. I work, I hang out with friends, I do some volunteer stuff and post here.

>>67086803
i think we're basically polar opposites but what worked for me was saying "fuck it" a lot in my head, go talk to that person if you fuck up you might not see him or her ever again anyway

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>>67086683
>online dating

Just be yourself

>>67086353
Just be yourself, mate.

Make sure to stay inside as much as possible. Dont work out or do any sort of exercise. And for the love of god avoid interacting with girls at all cost

>>67086791
she looks like she's tired of living desu

By going to Gensokyo

>>67086353
Be white
6'3 tall at least
300k salary a year
Be chad and beautiful

>>67088671
Hold on, you all of that for a gf?

What do you need if you want a wife?