/brit/

I didn't give you permission to reply to me. Listen, it was entertaining, first. Hell, it was actually funny.
But now I'm getting the feeling that you actually think that you're on my level. From the day I was born, I was destined for success, you little shit. I was brought into this world by a software engineer and and a prominent actuary, both of Norwegian descent. From the moment that the fucking curtains were raised, I was set to dominate the STEM fields. And because I had guardians that actually cared about me, I flourished. Pretty soon, I was placed into a special school of correspondence, specifically I.M Gelfand's school for gifted children in New England. I not only reached my parents' expectations, but I passed them with flying colors. I had raw talent. I was fucking better. I was surrounded by 6th graders, many from Hong Kong, whom were smarter than half the posters in this fucking thread. And now, where am I?
In MIT, getting my double BS in Electrical Engineering and Physics, with a Stanford-Binet tested IQ of 147 at age 17.
Get this through your head: you are nothing. I am worth more than your entire goddamn family. I'm smarter than you, better looking than you, taller than you, wealthier than you, and more employable than you. While you type out another post to get cheap laughs, I'll be simultaneously working with the brightest minds in the world and fornicating with my beautiful girlfriend. It gets on my nerves when people pretend to be better than me.
Know your place, you fucking vermin. Never, ever reply to my posts, again.

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korean pop

>>67079946
>>67079946
real one

might have a poo might not, we'll just see where the night takes us

>>67079951
>>67079988
still time lads

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ok

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Sunday night essentials lads

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I will be the first black prime minister to have grown up on a council estate in Liverpool

Best get started on gf 2016 then
*glances at calendar*
oh dear

What courses are you wastemen doing?

can't muster it

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>the FBI could review 650,000 emails in 8 days
ah yes very plausible

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>I didn't give you permission to reply to me. Listen, it was entertaining, first. Hell, it was actually funny.
>But now I'm getting the feeling that you actually think that you're on my level. From the day I was born, I was destined for success, you little shit. I was brought into this world by a software engineer and and a prominent actuary, both of Norwegian descent. From the moment that the fucking curtains were raised, I was set to dominate the STEM fields. And because I had guardians that actually cared about me, I flourished. Pretty soon, I was placed into a special school of correspondence, specifically I.M Gelfand's school for gifted children in New England. I not only reached my parents' expectations, but I passed them with flying colors. I had raw talent. I was fucking better. I was surrounded by 6th graders, many from Hong Kong, whom were smarter than half the posters in this fucking thread. And now, where am I?
>In MIT, getting my double BS in Electrical Engineering and Physics, with a Stanford-Binet tested IQ of 147 at age 17.
>Get this through your head: you are nothing. I am worth more than your entire goddamn family. I'm smarter than you, better looking than you, taller than you, wealthier than you, and more employable than you. While you type out another post to get cheap laughs, I'll be simultaneously working with the brightest minds in the world and fornicating with my beautiful girlfriend. It gets on my nerves when people pretend to be better than me.
>Know your place, you fucking vermin. Never, ever reply to my posts, again.

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>>67080049

>>67080108
electrical engineering

specialising in communication systems and signal processing

>>67080134
there's no new emails you retard, they are all duplicates that have already been reviewed

>>67080056
We're not America you cunt, know your role in the class system.

>that london paki who got upset the countryside exist
still having a chuckle about that

Starting an alt-right synth-pop band called Hillary in Handcuffs

>>67080049
Why do you Brits always smoke joints don't you know how wasteful it is

>>67080108
finished my degree and masters lad

>>67080190
really? because it would take like 5 minutes to run a diff on bunch of emails and see that they're duplicates

business idea: instead of dropping lobsters in boiling water, instead place them in cold water and gradually increase the heat until they don't know it's boiling before it's too late

>>67080190
wrong

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>>67080213
speaking of london

>>67079510

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Find the V shape lines leading towards a girls fanny incredibly attractive

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who /auld comfy scotland/ here?

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1478457308981.webm

>>67080006
Age is no substitute for taste senpai

>>67080227
bit on-the-nose don't you think?

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Adolf Hitler, I'm HRH

This hot gilf just came into the workplace
I think she may have even been jewish

>>67080265
at what point after being dropped into the pan is not too late? their fate is inevitable

mong

pillowy mounds of mashed potatoes

>>67080332
VERY good post

>>67080237
I like going for late night stroll smoking a spliffy

the experience of smoking it is part of the pleasure, bonds and pipes are boring

since the big gush of arse blood on saturday morning my arse hasn't bled at all

stop linking webms ffs

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0guV7i3r0W3

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0guV7i3r0W3

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0guV7i3r0W3

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0guV7i3r0W3

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just finished texhnolyze lads

wtf im depressed now

>>67080292
unbelievable body on this horse

not a fan of wet smelly poos

>>67080297
Down south atm but can't wait to be back home.

England really is a shithole

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hey what's the deal with the Umber

>>67080358
Yeah same I guess I'm too paranoid to do that though

>>67080413
fuck off scotcuck

>>67080420
fuck off we voted brexit

>>67080292
Just want a beating heart and warm thighs at this point 2bh

>>67079934
just made some EXCELLENT shrimp tacos lads

instead of using lettuce, i used asparagus

absolutely DELICIOUS

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>>67080270
>NBC's Pete Williams reports that nearly all of the e-mails found on the Weiner laptop were duplicates of e-mails FBI already reviewed.

nearly all duplicates and no evidence in the non-duplicates

jog on lad

Anyone else watched "The Crown" on Netflix?
I've only seen the last four or five episodes in the series but I'd have to say it's pretty good.
Even my hyper-republican "the Royal Family should be shot in the streets" dad said he really enjoyed it

Got 15 happy birthday messages on Facebook, a handful of text/instant messages, and a few begrudging happy birthdays from members of my football team. Is that enough popularity points to classify me as a normie?

>>67080436
I'm an enthusiast of all things British including your history and geography, not an immigrant worker

>>67080471
>facebook
you're already a normie

>>67080431
>scotcuck

Strange 'cause its you guys that seem to have a problem maintaining anything close to homogeneity

Scotland's probably the whitest country in Western Europe

>>67080485
good lad

>>67080471
>15 happy birthday messages on Facebook

sorry mate, you need at the very least 40

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New tinder match

>>67080459
>because someone in the fbi says it it must be true
fuck off you absolute weapon

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>>67080470
Your Dad needs to fuck off back home to India

Any organic chemists around?

>>67080485
:)

I'm ugly lads.

Turns out having confidence and putting on a fun personality doesn't fix that.

>>67080519
genuinely pathetic

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REALLY makes you think

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wxiXgISk7a

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>>67080470
Mícheál FitzPatrick pls

>>67080524
Unironically part-Indian AND the indian people in my family are the most pro-Britain and pro-monarchy people I've met. They're all Anglican too.

>>67080518
>5'9
>CQUniversity
>man's name

dropped

>>67080557
Certified 8/10 and no personality, trust me it's no better

>>67080516
I used to get about 40 back in the day when I was objectively a normie and before I got depressed, don't know if I get less now because I'm no longer popular or if my old friends don't use Facebook so much anymore. Both are probably true to an extent.

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>5'9''.
>Lefty.
>Atheist.

I would absolutely fucking an-NIHILATE *thread shudders* any of you in competitive solitaire

Planet Earth 2 is off to a strong start.

Just took my slippers off and FUCKING HELL my feet absolutely pong

>>67080518
>atheist

ah yes..

*puts brodie in bin*

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>tfw day off tomorrow

got called to a job interview lads

for a "marketing agency"

>>67080512
pretty sure you're the cucks who voted remain x

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wow... dat be sum crazy shit huh?

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Got wanked off by a Chinese student girl tonight, lads. Was great.

>>67080663
Knocking on doors asking people to give money to charity and you get paid on commission

>>67080512
>Scotland's probably the whitest country in Western Europe

I don't think it's a good sign if you're so shit even pakis from war-torn shitholes don't want to live there 2bh

>>67080620
are you any good in macau

>>67080560
good argument pal, because no one in the FBI, department of defense or cia have ever lied before

>>67080413
lived in both
all depends on where you live tbqh, i'd say wales outside of the south is better and more comfy than both though

>>67080685
nonce

>>67080184
Process this you speccy cunt

*leathers you*

>>67080622
Will never understand how they get so close to them

>>67080590
All I want is a girl who can see past how ugly I am and just be a nice person to be around. She doesn't even have to be very attractive. Just not obese.

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this desu

Small tip from the pros: If you're not a fan of blood, do NOT under ANY circumstances fuck a girl who's a day into her period.

>>67080668
translation: i got wanked off by a chinese escort tonight, lads. was great.

got a theory that people who post vocaroos of themselves regularly are narcissistic sociopaths who love the sound of their own voice

(see: thainonce)

>>67080369
Think you've given it to me mate

Toilet paper looked like a fucking sanitary towel

Hopefully I get sepsis and die

Miss Jeb! desu

Where is poleaboo?

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>>67080825
We all do

>>67080774
Same la

We'll make it I'm sure. I've got it easier than you. Just got to fake being normal for a while, but my looks give me room to maneuver in that regard.

>>67080665
>not wanting sound as fuck Poles replaced with third worlders
>cucked

>>67080709
Higher wages, higher GDP per capita, free uni, better healthcare and a lower cost of living senpai - you just have to be able to stand the godawful weather.

Just pooed for the 3rd time today

>>67080663
Not even Deano would lower himself to that

seriously, fuck trump

>>67080871
obese mong

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>>67080895
racist

>>67080871
I poo 3-4 times every day.
Coffee keeps me flushed

>>67080866
>Higher wages, higher GDP per capita, free uni, better healthcare and a lower cost of living senpai

Yeah, but is all that worth it to live with Scots?

>>67080799
>>67080835
who is that hoor?

>>67080895
Yaaaasss

>>67080866
>poles
>sound as fuck
ah yes i can see why a scot would enjoy the company of criminals and labourers

>>67079934
>painted nails
absolutelydisgusting.exe

>>67080056
Lead the Tories for maximum impact

Discovery: girls get turned on a lot more by descriptive erotic prose than they do by sending a dickpic

>>67080856
I probably won't make it at this rate. Good luck though

These interracial scenes are real melon scratchers, absolutely makes you think

>>67080915
They're better chat and less annoying than English people

Don't think there's anything more fucking annoying than a middle England accent

RP accents are pretty nice though

>>67080933
Not something I'm ever likely to need to know.

Got sucked off by a transgender paki

Used to drink a lot of coffee + sugar then I ran out one day and had the worst migraines

Binned the pair of them

Just water for me my laaaaad

>>67080108
I'm thinking about either Biology and/or Geology. I'm quite interested in the eventual terraformation of Mars and astrobiology in general.

>>67080871
Haven't pooed in 16 hours.

>>67080933
Give us an example of what you mean

>>67080981
Was it poleaboo?

>>67080922
cmon don't be a tit

>there is a pub near me called the Black Bull
makes you think

>>67080963
scottish is quite literally the worst accent in the isles

>>67080886
>>67080929
Also who's that hoor

When they do that dogfart shite they normally do some right nasty stuff

>>67080983
dont care

just about finished my essay on hinkley point


might post it here to see if it's good enough for anyone to read it

>>67080981
was it poley?

Just got a haircut from the same place Obama used to get them.

>>67081017
Not as bad as Cockney, but it can get rather undecipherable.

>>67081036
>owned by the germans

ahh yes british nuclear power

>>67080942
Never give up m8

I'd never kissed or fucked a girl a month ago. Now I've kissed 4 and had the opportunity to fuck all of them.

All it takes is a moment of change.

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Spent £40 on some gloves

Really want the ACRNM J1A-GT now.

Kinda pointless though as I'm usually on my motorbike whenever I leave the house.

>>67081036
don't make it rorkish like they took our jerbs okay

is poleaboo a bender yet or is he literally only becoming a tranny because he wants to escape jail somehow?

watching this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8J68rk48c0

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>>67081016
me after viewing your post

Just smelled my cat's arsehole

Stunk of shit

>>67081036

yeah post it if you want to get flagged for plagiarizing yourself

>>67081017
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/news/Glaswegian-accent-is-Britains-sexiest-say-Americans/

>tfw god-tier privately educated Glasgow accent

nah, worst accent is Scouse or Brum

>>67081036
hinkley dinkley neighbourino

>>67081079
it's a reaction to stress combined with the overpopulation gay trigger

>>67081014
i dont dislike poles in poland and i don't dislike poland as a country

i dislike the polish underclass you ship off to us who work cash-in-hand manual labour jobs so they can continue to claim benefits and round it off with a healthy dose of crime

it'd be like us sending all our chavs to you and wondering why your opinion of us would be so dim

>>67081010
>>67081038
yeah
he was awful

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>>67081076
looks alri i guess

>>67081029
Get in there my laaaaad

>>67081126
i swear to god this post best not go unnoticed

>>67081115
dont know why cats like smelling each others arseholes so much

go on my son !

>>67081144
>i dislike the polish underclass you ship off to us who work cash-in-hand manual labour jobs so they can continue to claim benefits and round it off with a healthy dose of crime

t. someone who's never met a Pole in the UK

Poles are sound as fuck and the Polish girls over here working as waitresses are cute af

>>67081119
Glasgow accent is actually incredibly camp and most people who picture us as brutes don't realise

Glasgow Uni accent is by far one of the worst

>>67081119
Aren't Glaswegians basically red-headed Slavs (i.e. violent, drug-using alcoholics)?

>>67081076
Good lad

>tfw don't live in a sprawling rainy urban metropolis so can't get decked out in full tech wear

Don't have the money for it anyway

Somebody please explain to me what this Brazilian is doing

Is he trying to start a race war?

>its a 'the manager/players can be heard cursing like sailors on the pitch while the commentators awkwardly try to divert attention by going through the stats ad nauseum' episode

>>67081071
Nah I'm just hopeless. I'm too insecure and paranoid to feel confident to do anything forward like kiss anyway. I'm too terrified of rejection, then I get rejected anyway.

>>67081066
france actually

>>67081077
yeah, I know.

>>67081116
it's for a job application mate

>>67081193
lol no.

it's more like if the pakis in london were white

>>67081215
he's trying something, god bless him

In bed: girls love authoritarianism, guys like libertarianism

no wonder brits like the BBC so much haha

>>67081116
>>67081036
This desu lad I posted some of my dissertation on /Brit/ and it got flagged up when I handed it in

Had to go to a tribunal and explain that it was me who posted it on a Bhutanese Airfix enthusiast forum

They let me off though

Gonna synthesise a precursor for mdma soon from black pepper.

>>67081229
what job

>>67081215
he's having a stroke

>>67081184
can guarantee that it is either you that has never met a pole or are in fact polish yourself

i have never met a pole who wasn't a day labourer and spoke butchered english

imagine being over 22 years old and making under $50k a year

dreadful circumstance

>>67081240
Had a good old crease at this post

The dire state of that monkey posting interracial porn.

>>67081187
>Glasgow Uni accent is by far one of the worst

Yea, but tbf that's not a proper Glasgow accent

It's a result of the mixture of Nathaniel from Sussex who wanted to go to an ancient uni but couldn't get into Oxbridge or Edinburgh, and Chantelle from Coatbridge who's self conscious about her accent and wants to drop it.

The end result is a pseudo-posh ridiculously camp monstrosity

>>67081193
Meh, there's some shit areas but nothing nearly as bad as the Maori slums outside Auckland

Business idea: buy my neighbours houses, knock them down and just use their land as an extended garden

Did anyone else stop watching Doctor Who when David Tennant left?

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>>67081197
I live in Central London so I could do it desu but I work in an office so I'm having to compromise with some casual techwear shit which I'm not a fan of

Might just go full techwear to the office although it will probably severely impede my promotion prospects

>>67081153
what model is this

>The pintle is uised tae urine an ejaculate (mak babies bi propuslin sperm). Far human beins, the pintle is seembol o sexual plaejur an lust. It is awso subject o contests atween lads ca'd "wha hae the langest?", a fause idea is that langer is the pintle greiter is the plaejur gien tae the wumman. It is scientifically provit that this is wrang.

my last fart can only be described as violent

>>67080808
makes sense desu

thailad unironically said he believes there could be a group of people who scheme together in a 3rd party messenge service like Skype or something that work together to make mean posts about him when he posts hahahahahaha he's the definition of runt and self obsessed

>>67081240
>>67081215
Only thing he's trying is my patience!!!

>>67080817

can you get sepsis from your own shit?

Why do all these devs give their apps such shitty fucking names that don't fucking mean anything or relate to the actual app?

Zoek??
Shpock??
Tinder??
Uber??

>>67081329
oh you mean the children's show? I stopped watching it when I was about 10

>>67081329
When that old pervy nonce got to play the doctor I instantly stopped watching

Don't regret it one bit.

quick someone call me a nonce

>"T-TRUMP ISNT RACIST YOU KEK LEFTY NIGGER SHITSKIN PIECE OF LIBERAL TRASH"

really made me think

why are all trump supporters racist if he isn't?

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>>67081305
>tfw 19 and making around 8k/year

>>67081296
The guys all seem to be tradesmen, unskilled labour's more Romanian/Bulgarian

And here at least there seems to be a bunch of Polish girls working as waitresses

Don't understand the meme of women being the ones who care most about love.

As far as I can tell it affects men a lot more profoundly.

I'm Scottish and will never vote leave ever AMA

>>67081359
tinder makes sense though

choon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e82PQyY1djI

>>67081359
all the good names have been taken

>>67081334
Kek

Got some Outlier slim dungs recently and after being shafted by customs I found they were too baggy. Too them to the tailor and he's fucked them, now they barely fit

Gutted desu

>>67081359
tinder does though

>>67080108
medicine senpai

being here makes me want to go into O&G just to abort autists

love shagging my qt petite gf everynight

dont you lads love shagging your gf?

>>67081384
What do you do, sell newspapers on the street? You can make more than that flipping burgers.

>>67081323
>nothing nearly as bad as the Maori slums outside Auckland

Don't tell the Maoris that

>>67081395
did you vote snp in the general election though or vote remain?

>>67081305
>tfw 22 and making £0 a year

Don't even understand how people find others on Tinder if they're not attractive.

Seems like other uglies manage it but I never got shit.

>>67081435
Fuck you

there is literally nothing wrong with being a communist

>>67081384
>tfw 20 and from a rich family so don't have to earn anything

tbf only get a grand a month from dad on top of student loans

>>67081435
*punches wall*
FUUUUUUCKKKKK YOOOOOUUU!!!!!!
*sobs*

listening to debussy and reading a book

comfy

>>67081364
Erm you take that back Rasheed have you never seen The Thick of It

Kind of wonder if I'd be happier if I cried sometimes instead of bottling everything up forever.

>>67081435
i like shagging but I'm getting bored of the gf

seducing a woman is much more fun than keeping a woman

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>>67081477

>>67081454
i voted labour and remain desu. but staying in the uk is far more important than staying in the EU at least in terms of trade

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>why yes I believe economic classes should be dissolved and labor should seize the means of production

>>67081305
£40k is a lot for a 23 year old lad

21y/o graduates make about £22k

Need a bf to cuddle with

>>67081494
Mate do you want stabbed up or something? You can take it out my last dying breath mate if you want to scrap

>>67081435
No but I love shagging yours too

Anyone have a Moto X Style?

Are they any good?

>>67081440
I have a college job shelving books at the library. Given that it's only part-time and is $11.60/hr, I'd say it's pretty good, although I've been at it for almost a year now and am looking to get a lab job. It's likely to unionize soon tbqh.

>>67081464
Say that to Reagan

>>67081364
what's wrong with capaldi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cg-pnGFbwMQ

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LADS HELP
NEED INFO ON THE CAYMAN ISLANDS RIGHT NOW FOR REASONS

>>67081329
Matt Smith and Amy Pond were decent. Coupletely stopped watching after that.

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>i voted labour and remain desu

>>67081590
You missed out on some great episodes

>>67081554
got a moto x play

>>67081477
My parents expect me to ultimately help them pay back their part of the student loans.

Doctor Who is shit

>>67081384
fucking romas make more than that just holding out coffee cups on the high street a few hrs a day

I love Hitler
I love Trump
I will I go BERSERK if anyone tries to compare the two

who am I?

Does life get less stressful after youve graduated uni?

>>67081599
Ah yes ... the typical Londoner

Hillary has won. FBI have nothing.

Unlucky Trump

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>Why yes, I do watch doctor who as an adult

>>67081646
you?

9 wanks this weekend

>>67081658
no

jobs are shit

you will dread every work day
you will hate almost everyone
you have to deal with this until you retire
then you can be a grumpy old pensioner

>>67081599
voted SNP and remain lad

ofc I'm heir to a successful family business and in a top-tier course so politics are actually relevant to me unlike you neets

>>67081646
/pol/ and the average Alt Right YouTube commenter

>>67081646
The Ridler?

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>Trump loses
>/pol/ loses their shit

>Hillary loses
>/r/politics loses their shit

>>67081641
Indeed, but I'm not too mad because >>67081558

Also, I'm white, so I don't think I'd encounter that much sympathy while begging.

>>67081663
Rourke's coup attempt has failed. Can they do anything right whatsoever?

>>67081704
Alri Kiwi

>>67080581
Bit late, but i really hate people who claim to make a statement for a massive group of people, like that twat who apologised "on behalf of all cabbies" about that guy who told the irrelevant pop singer to let an immigrant drive her

>>67081704
>Gary Johnson wins
>my sides lose their shit

>>67081658
If you manage to land a good job, have no debt, and everything paid off; life after college will go pretty smoothly

until you fuck it all up by marrying some crazy whore and having 3 kids with her

>>67081420
Gutted, I really like the look of them
How baggy were they?

I might look for a London stockist of Outlier. Want to try on the futuretapers and maybe some more substantial winter trousers like the dungs

>>67081741
DUDE

how do I get over girls not replying to me on tinder? feel like I am dying every time a girl doesn't reply or unmatches me

>>67081741
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pzoJVnPblI

Is he our boy, /brit/?

How do I stop cumming after 10-15 strokes lads

It's getting a bit embarrassing

>>67081704
>/r/politics
who cares?

>>67081704
>mfw every article about Trump's race accuser dropping the case got delete from /r/politics

>>67081737
hey

>>67081789
grip tighter

>>67081789
that's normal

>>67081789
>falling for the endurance meme

men were not meant to last longer than 5 minutes, the (((porn industry))) pushed this 30 minute sex meme so they can sell more DVDs

>>67081741
I actually voted for him, but I live in solid Clinton country, so I don't think he'll get anything.

Hillary's been hospitalised for a suspected heart attack lads

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2016/nov/06/breaking-clinton-hospital-critical-election

meme idea: shart in ASDA

Psychedelic choon:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTBKZrQUSwM

>>67081861
good post

SHART

>>67081751
Can't really remember this was some time ago, they weren't TOO bad but I'd definitely recommend trying them on first which is why it's so annoying they don't have a fucking stockist in the UK, or at least last time I checked they don't

>>67081789
see >>67081833

>>67081860
Cheeky cunt

Rorke on suicide watch

>>67081860
i'll die before that satanic wench

>I'm a registered republican/democrat

what do yanks mean by this?

do they have to actually register as one or the other or something?

once fucked a girl for a good 2 hours

>>67081860
>a news website putting 'breaking' in the URL

no

>>67081790
Only because they're as rabidly pro-Hillary as /pol/ is rabidly pro-Trump

>>67079992
Dilbert grew some balls, eh?

>>67082008
t.communist statist

>>67081978
To vote in primaries, yes (in most States; in Illinois, you just have to ask for a certain party's ballot when you get to the polling station). Otherwise, no, unless you're running for something.

>>67081978
think it's just like being a member of the party

>>67081783
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENbmHdgE9N0

gay "ourguy" johnson

>>67081978
You have to sign up to vote in the primary stage

>>67081978

I thought it meant they're members of that particular party

like "I'm a card-carrying member of the labour party" *sips champagne*

>house prices in shetlands are cheap as dirt

hmm interesting development

(((Craven)))

>>67082066
registering to vote is not the same as registering with a party you walnut

business idea: buy a house in london

Why did teasmades fall out of fashion lads?

>>67082069
they probably are made out of actual dirt

>>67082091
the British nobility are heavily intermarried with Jewish merchant families so it wouldn't surprise me

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tfw top of the league

>>67082111
That's not what he meant you utter mongoloid, you do have to register for a party to vote in that party's primary, see >>67082050

>>67082121
t. millionaire

>>67082121
t. billionaire

>>67082153
only in a closed primary you twat, not in primaries.

I'll hack the mainframe

*bashes keyboard*

I'm in

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Theresa

>>67082121
t.trillionaire

>>67082145
the british nobility are literally french and have ruled you as an ethnic class apart for 1000 years

>>67082121
t. gorillionaire

>>67082111
I know it isn't you fucking brain dead runt but most states hold closed primaries for the respective parties, you can't just turn up and vote for a nominee because then you'd just get republicans turning up to fuck over the democrats with an unelectable candidate and vice versa. So you have to sign up to be a member of that party to vote in their primary you absolute total fucking clown

Sign up to medical trials for experimental drugs until one of them kills you, absolute cunt

someone just got into my mainframe

>>67082137
>good goy, living in a 1 bedroom prefab house in a concrete jungle surrounded by people who don't speak English is far preferable to living in a spacious stone-built cottage in a proper community surrounded by breathtaking nature

>>67082121

t. Croesus

>>67082222
>the british nobility are literally french
german actually m8

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Why doesn't the Queen live in Windsor? It is much better looking than Buckingham Palace, Buckingham looks like a fucking library.

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>>67082228
>gorillionaire

doing a dance

>>67082050
you seriously have to be 'registered' as one or the other to vote?

am I being trolled?

Business idea: someone make a new.

doin a listen to some daniel avery

>>67082234
Don't worry, I ran a scan on his C drive via a backdoor I installed in his Bluetooth adapter so that I can trace him.

No

This can't be


It says he's... in this very thread

>>67081978
Being a party member you pleb

>>67082278
tourism

>>67082297
For primaries, lest partisans from one party fuck over the other >>67082229, NOT for the general election (i.e., what's going to happen in two days).

>you wake up in your country cottage in the shetlands

ah yes let me just head down to the... nevermind

>>67082297
for a closed primary not for the general election

business idea: move to london

>>67082068
I'm a card carrying member of the tories *sips blood out of school of arab child*

>>67082278
she spends weekends and sometimes christmas in windsor

>>67082254
no you

like watching vlogs from people who are bigger sad cunts than me. feels comfy.

>>67082346
the ocean
and do some fishing

just sent off my grad job application

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>>67082345

>>67082297
it's a leadership election for the party, obviously you have to be registered to the party to vote you utter dafty

>>67082345
That's not what the question was though you streak of piss he asked what it meant when yanks were registered to a party and I presume, wanted to know why they do it

>>67082387
fisting?

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1477940787371.webm

>>67082346
grew up in a village that is probably more isolated and less populated than the shetlands desu

was at the post office and found some runt's grad job application. tore it to shreds

>>67082424
Medal's in the post

Just stalked my ex's Facebook, having a depression.

>>67082368
I'm a card carrying member of UKIP *sips semen from sucking Paki cock*

>>67082405
Well, it means they register for a certain party to vote in their primaries or to run for office as a member of that party. Most Americans aren't officially registered for either party.

>>67082461
howler of a post