/cp/ Culture Pals

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I'm fucking up again, fucking self sabotage

>have a qt that likes me
>have a hard time to respond to that

>>67073699
>frog not observing his 5
what
learn to name your memes pls

>>67073600
3rd for /lat/

>>67073699
Fuck females to be quite honest with you my lad.

You are going to suck on my fucking cock and balls and then I'm going to fuck you right in the fucking pussy cuz I'm going to eat your pussy and your ass and your tits I'm going to come in your mouth in your ears then I'm going to slap you with my good cock and cum on your tits then I'm going to come on your glasses and your eyes and I'm going to rip your hair out and stick it in your ass and it's going to feel good when I fuck you right in the nose and their eyebrows you fucking whore

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>>67073734
at least I got dubs

>>67073765
I want to, and my qt probably wants muh dick because she is so thirsty for my attention but I just fuck it up.

>>67072771
Yes, a babyface saving cartoons on his computer calls others "autistic" - alright.

>>67072834
Im not really in Hamburg.

>>67073492
Oh I know that researches dont require you to speak german.
But so far every refugee has claimed that shit, and its mathematically not possible.

>>67073492
You're saying I should put below 26?

>>67073545
I'm not sure who I want to talk to, I'm literally socially retarded and I just want to practice.

>>67073994
so randum!

>>67073994
I wonder if old men get any action on this site.

>>67074354
THAILAND
H
A
I
L
A
N
D

I'm talking to Leda Hadey, ama leddit:)

>>67075069
who that

>>67075128
*Lena Hadey
Fuck

Cersei from GoT

>>67075151
proofs

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>>67075618
Only younger and prettier

>>67075923
Qt af tbqh

Are Georgian and Armenian girls easy? They look just middle eastern enough for me to cure my desert fever without the risk of getting beheaded or forced to convert.

>>67075923

Wasn't one of the prophecies about Cersei being dethroned by a younger and more beautiful queen?

>>67076276
More hoes for me

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AAaaaaaah

>>67076415
Ludwig is that you.

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>>67073600
Stop making these beta ass fucking cringe threads.
Get a fucking life, you fucking losers. Some random girl in Russia doesn't give a shit about you or what you write to her on whatsapp. Their lives don't stop because some NEET they met online sends them stupid messages about how much they love them even though they've never met in person.
Stop getting emotionally attached to these girls and wasting your life on something that will never work out.

This is beyond cringe.

>>67076728
Of course not

>>67073734
can you rename and organize my memes?
>>67074354
every fucking chink profile this
>Greendragon
shows up with his smug sexpat face
at least my qt hasn't been hit by him

Also, looks like someone in this thread got cucked and has a moderate amount of butthurt to spread.

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I MISS MY QT!

>>67078502
Get fucked, faggot retard.

She's not "your" qt. She never was "yours". Dumbass

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>>67078709
t.

White men are pathetic.

>>67078810
Maure.

>>67078830
Take that back or I'll fuck you silly.

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>>67078709
Who hurt you, Cletus? My qt is faithful and pure.

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>>67078839

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>>67078890
>implying Portugal is white

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>>67079051

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>>67079302
>>67079155
Please respect Portugal.

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>>67079599
Isnt it time for siesta?

>>67078970
lmao isnt cletus some redneck name?

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>>67079732
Please do not mistake us for our castillian counterpart.

>>67079902
What is the difference?
el PortugANO

>tfw you want a qt European boy but you only get contacted by africans

getting real tired of this shit

>>67080256
bost

>>67080256
What Hans said. >>67080286

Post it.

>>67080335
Im Franz you lazy moor.

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>>67078830
t.

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I know this was one of you!
Tell me who did this to my russian qt and lied to her for a whole month!

>>67079599
>>67079902
BOAT

>finally found a qt dutch girl from this one obscure dutch city i used to live in
>she sends me messages every day and seems to really like me just because I know about her city and speak dutch

wew lads

>>67078709
>>67076802
and
>>67081423
is probably the same guy and once he gets cucked again he will be buttmad again.

/deoxyrbonucleic

is this user a trap?

>>67083979
haha who is the bio nerd..

>>67084200
No

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Makes you think...

post qt's

rate qt's

GO

KOREABOOS EVERY FUCKING WHERE.

How do I break up with an Interpals girl?

She's so fucking annoying and I hate her guts, but for some reason she loves me.

>>67086369
pls stop posting your pic

>>67086558
just tell her you have a serious real life gf now , works for me

>>67086684
It's the Jew

>>67087467
no its a monkey.. common i know you are a retard but even they can recognize animal pics haha

>>67087536
Eu sou...

>>67088112
Você é...

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How do you guys get nudes?
i'm scared that i'll lose my qts, i can't even ask.

>>67090508
don't ask straight up, say something along the lines of
"can i see more of you"

or
show her something (your k-cock) or do a nice favor for her and then ask her to repay the favor

>>67091422
What is a good favor you can do?

>>67091816
in the language that they are learning teach them something that is practical to them as an individual

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What do you guys do to get a foot in the door?

Lets be real, I just want nudes, and I have got them in the past. Problem is it has always been through people I have genuinely formed friendships with.

I am just bad at this now.

Also, why do only slavs like to talk to me? Is this a common thing?

>call the irish army irrelevant due to a lack of manpower/equipment and inexperience fighting wars
>get blocked by butthurt leprechaun

>>67076802

>>67076802
This. I'm glad I stop using that shitty site. Most people ignored you anyways if you weren't an attractive male who goes to the gym everyday. I wouldn't even use this site even if I was traveling outside of the country with the small chance they would actually meet up with a random stranger

>>67094085
try and get their numbers/Skype accounts/whatever as soon as you can, then just flirt your way to nudes once you migrate. If she isn't a spaz and you've got smooth moves then it won't take too long

>>67095453
Amerifat logic:
>girls don't like me and my rolls
>must be the site's fault

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>>67091422
I'm worrying about my cock is not enough for them

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>>67096282
It probably won't be, ㅋㅋㅋ

Jesus h, that USfag has left a thumbs up on every qt's profile

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>>67097456
Way to out your yellow fever

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https://www.interpals.net/veaxx

Everything on this girl's profile seems designed to trigger /int/ and /cp/
>animal rights activist
>vegan
>immigrant
>interested in Indian and Arabic culture
>smug pepe pose

Must be a troll/fake surely but she's just hot enough that I feel like posting her here to let you guys have a go.

>>67098023
Nice photo

>>67098023

Nice photo :)

>>67098023
Nice photo :)

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>visit mongol qt's profile
>scroll down
>see pic related
>proceed to chuckle
It's always the fucking Turks

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>>67098933
HOOOOOL UP

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>>67099271
You have a really comfy king, desu

>>67099954
He's a nice lad

>>67100076
>son of the guy who killed his brother
>nice
But he is a Bourbon so that does count for something.

>>67100160
None of us get to choose our fathers Pierre

>>67100219
;(

>>67098933
WE WUZ KHAN AND SHEEIT

Thred ded

I'm such a retarded fucking loser. I hate myself

found a qt who asks me 3 questions per message and asked me when is the best time to visit holland
i want to believe

>>67103031
>and asked me when is the best time to visit holland
>whenever my pants aren't on ;^)

>qt wants to visit
>offers to pay her ticket to come if I pay her return
>says she'll used the saved money to buy lingerie and have as much sex as we want
>says she'll prepare dinner while I'm away at work
>she wants to spend a weekend in NYC
Goddammit it was too good to be true

Hi guys

>>67103509
>if I pay her return

>>67103509
>if I pay her return
kekd

>>67103509
lol let me guess, she'll also needs a week on her own to fuck other guys on her free trip to the US?

you fap you lose
(only yellow fever fags need to participate)
https://www.interpals.net/app/photo?pid=629849322921754624

>>67104000
That's ok, i want to fuck euro pussy on a discount. I'll gladly cuck myself for paying less than half of what I should

I can't wait to see my Canuck

go away man

Have they done something to the site so that if you view too many profiles in a short period of time, you don't show up under "who viewed my profile"?

>>67104042
I normally think east Asian girls are overrated but holy fuck.

>>67104042
Nice, she's pretty gorgeous

Alright, so i joined Interpals today, how do i meet good qts ? Do you message them first ? What are you looking for on interpals ? Is it possible to find a gf ? Give me a good strategy.

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>>67104042
>Chinese

>>67109098
Use this as opening line "You are going to suck on my fucking cock and balls and then I'm going to fuck you right in the fucking pussy cuz I'm going to eat your pussy and your ass and your tits I'm going to come in your mouth in your ears then I'm going to slap you with my good cock and cum on your tits then I'm going to come on your glasses and your eyes and I'm going to rip your hair out and stick it in your ass and it's going to feel good when I fuck you right in the nose and their eyebrows you fucking whore"

It may seem not likely to work but TRUST

>>67109098

>do you message first?

Yes

>what are you looking for on Interpals?

It's designed for pen pals, but you can get quite close with QTs on there.

>is it possible to find a girlfriend?

Yes

>give me good strategy

have good pictures, be INTERESTING. When you message QTs, not just say "hi". Bring up a conversation topic that they can relate to. Once your conversation is going well, if she seems like she's enjoying talking, get her on Whatsapp ASAP

>>67109098
Stay online and they'll keep visiting you (if you're good looking enough), pick out the good ones and message them

>>67104042
>messages +2000

TOP 3 COUNTRIES

WORST 3 RELEVANT COUNTRIES

GO

>>67109642
ok, well i guess im not attractive then

Does it ever seem like you get lots of messages for a few days and then get nothing for a few months for you guys?

https://www.interpals.net/FrauRommel

This has got to be one of you guys

>>67110337
That would be me.

>>67109742

Best:

1. Italy
2. France
3. Czech Republic

Worst:

1. Phillipines
2. Pakistan
3. Saudi

>>67110825
>France
The rest is OK but seriously man?

>>67109098
First you need decent pics and profile bio. Check other guys profiles to see what you need.
>how do i meet good qts?
Browse qts judge them by their pics and bios, that's all you can do.
>Do you message them first ?
It's guys job to do it, otherwise you will get very few messages.
Many girls are afraid to message a guy even if they find him attractive.
>What are you looking for on interpals?
I personally got there to fight my sperg, now I consider deployment.
>Is it possible to find a gf?
I am sure it is, already met few gf material qts there. Sadly they all live too far away.
>Give me a good strategy.
be interesting, keep it casual at first so you don't scare them off, don't talk with too many qts at once (do selectoin if needed),
throw a compliment every now and then, good sense of humor helps a lot, ask them about something they mentioned in their profile,
once you talk a bit and you feel it's going good do as >>67109565 said and ask them for Skype, Kik or Whatsapp
if you don't have much time do as spaniard said >>67109642 but actively searching for qts usually delivers better results,
also don't take it too serious just try to have fun, it's common to lose qts after few days/weeks of talking, qts come and go but there are always some new ones

>>67109742
>Best
Hungary
Poland
Sweden

>Worst
Indonesia
America
Thailand

>>67110897

There are some QT French fries Tbh

>>67111185
If you're Korean maybe

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W-what did she mean by this?

>>67111425
does she like your frog pictures?

>>67111425
She's asking you to kill her and then commit suicide, since you two chat like teenagers from Myspace.

>>67111038
Thanks for your post. I actually joined this website for the same exact reason, i'm a sperglord. I thought i was extremely ugly my whole life, but i recently got a job as a cashier in a grocery store and there are literal 8-9/10 qts that give me flirty smiles (i have like hundreds of customers per day, i can recognize it by now). So i feel like i'm not a desperate case anymore, but i needed to start somewhere to learn how to talk to girls.

>be interesting, keep it casual at first
That's actually my main concern. I am scared of running out of things to say.

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Welp

>>67111841
>but i recently got a job as a cashier in a grocery store
lmao, how old are you ,15?

>>67111841
those are pity smiles

>>67111491
Yes
>>67111525
;-;

>>67111904
Congratulations!

>>67111841
Post brofile.

>>67111904
where is this slut from again?
>2016
>killing your kid

>>67112099
Hush Slav this is a no bully general

>>67111904
Congratulations, now you have a family. Arent you happy?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7ZHLppS5_w

>>67111841
>That's actually my main concern. I am scared of running out of things to say.
It will happen, many times probably and you will stop talking with them at some point. It's still better than forcing a conversation tho. Just move on, there are dozens of new qts everyday.
That's why I said don't take it too serious.
Also with time you will get experience and get better at it.

>>67111939
Don't shit on it, I'm 22 and would be glad to have that job with how god awful Canada's economy is.

>>67111238

well yeah I guess.

Maybe I should replace French with Canadian

Is searching new members broken for anyone else? When I do it it just shows me people who signed up 8 days ago at the minimum instead of being a tool to show me QTs that registered today so I can message them before they get spammed by Pakis.

>>67112730
Still not great in my book.
My top 3
>Italian
>Spanish
>Brazilian
My bottom 3
>Koreans
>Thais
>Swedes

>>67111904
Just block her number.

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>you are very fond of examining women's body's isn't it?
>I thought that you might like to criticize girls' figures. Because it seems that you have deep understanding on it.
fucking chinks getting triggered

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is there a point joining this site if you're from an irrelevant third world country?

>>67113447
If you're a qt grill then yes.

>>67113447
I am doing fine

>>67113447
If youre a girl, yes.

>>67098933
ahahah. our betas work hard on this kind of apps. lel.

but never forget that, a female always love any kind of attention and roleplay like "its annoying meeeee".

>>67113447
Only if you're a grill hunting green cards or looking for a free vacation to America.

>Ecuadorian rural highland girl messages me out of the blue
She looks mestizo but cute enough to reply

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>>67113502
>>67113554
>>67113706
>tfw not a grill
just fuck my shet up

>>67113837
Well you might attract some hipster qts that want a rare dong

>>67113837
Latvia cant be a 3rd world country, can it?

>>67114187
Its post-commie and full of russian scum.

>>67111939
Ok man. I am studying as well as working my part time job, so i make 800€ per month, which is pretty good because i'm still living with my parents.

>>67113837
Are you a qt boy at least?

>>67114484

I swear, every female who has "Please say more than hi or how are you!" needs to be shot.

It legitimately triggers me that they feel so entitled and expect so much effort.

Salty af desu desu

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I just lost a qt since asking nudes.
tfw lose hope in future.
i'm a failure to my race.

>>67114697
Believe it or not, I've written "hi how are you" to girls who write that in their profile and they still fucking responded.

>>67114867
You're Korean, I'm sure there will be plenty of Koreaboos lining up to send you nudes. Just try to make yourself look like one of the k-pop boyband fags.

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>>67114899

Likewise. Its just an entitlement thing. Basically its saying "If you are ugly, make sure to give me a really good reason to even bother replying"

Also, what is it with the Russian qts? Aside from the memes, the level of bants and conversation is so much higher than any other race.

Latin Americans are fucking trash.

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>>67114697
You only say that because it doesnt happen to you.
Uncreative niggers get ignored.

>>67115316
I'm noticing that almost all the Russian girls on interpals tend to have at least some level of higher education. I know that's not a guarantee of being more interesting and enjoyable to talk to, but you can't ignore the correlation.

>>67115615
This is the most stupid shit I've ever heard. We all know that hi gets you a response if you send it from your good looking fake.

>>67115751
Don't even have to be that attractive, just have to not be a shitskin.

>>67115747
This is even more stupid than >>67115615! Russian degrees are barely worth the paper they are printed on, they have like three or four decent universities over in that third world shithole.

We /retarded pals/ now

>>67115896
But Russia has a fairly low rate of girls going to uni. Point is if they're at uni there you're going to get the top 20% or so of Russian girls and the 20% least likely to just be after a green card

>>67115751
Not from me.

>>67115896
True, thats why I study in Germany.
Most russian universities have the issue that bribery is too successfull.

>>67116010
Russian girl are horrible, even the top 20 %
Would take a terrible Spaniard over a top Russian any day of the week familamslam

>>67116116
/AlinaContessa ?

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Thais can FUCK OFF

REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>67114867
m8, you gotta send your own swim suit pics first. cant just send funny faces then nudes out of nowhere

>>67116641
I bet all of those Thai "girls" have dicks.

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>>67116324
>/AlinaContessa
LMAO

>>67116641
you can block countries y'know

>>67117424
But not from viewing me right?

>>67117388
By the amounts of cringe on that profile I'm assuming yes.

Cringe

>>67117388
>>67118629
It is obviously not my real one anymore since i got banned for telling third-worlders to get lost.

>>67114484
just bantz lad,it's good you have any job i was working in mcdonald's back in the day

Wew!
/inesslq

>>67118924
What was your real account?

>>67120325
/gunter

>>67120325
It is deleted and nobody from /cp/ knew me.

>>67120440
Oh, I thought gunter was an actual German grill. Thanks Buddiewski

>>67115316
Yes, Russian girls are the best
They have right wing views too which is gooooooood

>>67121157
Nah, save the world, kill a tory

>>67113060
Whoa. Responsible.

>>67114697
It annoys me more when i see that in their profile, i write something witty for the opener and they still don't reply

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>>67121653
Classic Spain

>>67122208
>"don't just say hi :)"
>say something witty or outrageous, as a joke
>"what a weird way to start a conversation"

>>67116641
Oh you got the one with the moustache

>>67122318
Sending her the "fuck your mouth" pasta isn't really a good way to start a conversation tho

>>67123874
B-But I didn't!

Also, how'd you know I made that?

>hi))))) im moving to your country soon, can you tell me about the climate, living expenses, and job market?))

How fucking stupid can some people be? You're supposed to know all of this shit before you commit to moving, not after the fact.

>>67125261
>>67125261
could be living with friends and have rich parents. seriously if shes moving countries without any knowledge and no base so to speak (house, job, bank etc...), shes rich

>>67125261
She could have a rough knowledge and be asking for more details. There are things you can't find easily, even if you search for it, and other things that'll have changed since the time it's been filmed or written about.
>>67125586
She's not that rich is she asks about the job market, anyway.

>>67125261
Please try to troll them so they come here and have nothing. Tell them all the jobs are in Alberta or Newfoundland or some other equally shit province.

Such a wonderful evening, but no European bf to enjoy it with. No one to cuddle up to after a long day. No one to make passionate love with in front of a warm fireplace. Just me, all alone.

>>67127014
bost

How do you explain the expression, 'what are you up to' to Slavs?

>>67129318
"Up to" gives an idea of someone rising up to do something.
So instead of "What are you 'going' to do?"
you can use "What are you '(rising) up' to do?"
shortened into "What are you up to?"

Good luck making it sound less boring.

>>67127014
Make sure to vote tmrw my friend :)

>>67129555
I should mention I asked her 'what are you up to?' And she responded 'sorry I don't understand'

Maybe I'll just abandon convo.

>>67129785
Use simpler English when it happens: "I mean, What are you doing?"
As long as she's not a complete English beginner, she'll catch up fast, and that's one way for her to feel grateful towards you.
If she's a complete beginner and you don't want to bother, it's your call.

Why are so many bitches learning Gaelic? Do they not realize how fucking retarded that is?

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What did she mean by this?

>>67134146
Ask her how many dicks she's sucked

>>67133108
>1/64.4% irish
>muh heritage
>what do you mean I'm speaking scotts

>>67104042
>tfw she viewed me back
now I have to think of something to get some shallow godess' attention

>>67134146
yeah I know, what kind of taste do you have to have for lord of the rings to be your favorite movie

>>67134146
She obviously has a lively working schedule

How is this thread still going? Seemed like we were on to quicker times

>>67094490
Well you're not wrong

>qt sends me screenshots of her calling other boys ugly

What did she mean by this?

>>67141366
You're next

>>67141441
But she told me I was handsome

>>67141459
Maybe to show she appreciates you, leaf...time to think about raising the bar of visible skin with her

>>67141540
>time to think about raising the bar of visible skin with her

You mean lewd pics?

>>67141614
Well, depending on how you played it so far and if you're into it, yeah

>>67141746
We talk in French because she is shit at English and I'm semi decent but I probably write super formally cause I don't know much slang. No idea how to be sly and crafty about turning the topic to nudes.

What kind of pics do I have to send back?

>>67141822
Ahhhh you're the leaf with the French qt that write you walls of text...word of warning, watch out for froggies women...They have a lewd side (as every human being) which can be triggered, but they are also overly feminist sjw...
So (but that's my opinion) in this case you shouldn't go straight for that, but proceed more carefully than usual, giving her hints or making subtle jokes around sexy topics...steering her towards that...pics, well, you can think something that shows more your manliness...avoid unnatural naked chest, that's something which triggers their senses,and if they're not cooked for lewd yet, you might look weird

>>67142189
I think I have talked to her enough now to see no sjw tendencies so its safe to say she is simply a normie.

However I will take the careful path on this one. I think I'm at the stage where she is subconsciously testing the way I read into her texts to see if I can understand her well enough

good morning everyone

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French QT writes to me frequently, solid conversation but recentlyI had exams so my answers became less frequent. Next minute, "i won't wait for you no longer' and blocked.

WhY

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JUST

PUNY LONG DIBG DING JING JONG POO POI

>>67098933
turks are so WE WUZ tier

>>67144778
It's a fucking stupid trend in South Asia

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>>67145445
not just in asia

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>>67129555
Rising up to, mauvaise traduction le frog

>>67138894
"Oh boy discord almost killed cp once before, lets put a link to it in the op"

Isn't this site full of fake profiles? No small wonder I guess, given how autistically it's promoted on here.

ded

What does it mean when she uses :)
at the end of literally every sentence :)

>>67149842
She's happy to talk to you :)))))

>>67145640
Fat beta detected.

So ill I could die. Someone please come and make me soup. Thanks guys

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>>67151805

>>67151805
>I could die.
and your fucking kid will actually die cuz you are a irresponsible turd

>>67152111
Your tears are delicious

Which one of you guys made a fake with weird gay ass pics and currently tries to seduce me? I know you're Russian.

>>67153515
That would be me

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I finally made a profile but I'm too autistic to answer any of them

>>67154566
give login and password i will do it for you

>>67154566
most likely 9 out of them are not worth answering anyway :)

>>67154711
yeah, one of them had a fedora tipping picture

>Do you have an Interpals friendship story? Write to us -- we'd love to hear from you!

>"Hello I'm Zack from Reading Pennsylvania I met my friend Ramon medina from Guadalajara Mexico on interpals as friends we hit it off we decided to meet in San Francisco California in 2012 I also met his sister and we all hit it off he came to visit me twice and I went to visit him and his sister once but she is coming here this September to stay with us for a week and then I'm going to Guadalajara Mexico to stay with them for a week I'm so blessed to meet them I love interpals thanks for the new family"

Why are yanks so fucking illiterate?

>>67155480
>from Reading
>illiterate
carlos.jpg

>>67155480
>>Do you have an Interpals friendship story? Write to us -- we'd love to hear from you!
>"Hello I'm Pajero from Valencia I met my friend Preggy on Interpals as friends I hit her once and she got pregnant.I told her to abort it because I'm a 22 years old manchild who can't afford an XS condom"
Why are Spaintards so fucking stupid?

Since I have my main qt on Facebook I almost stopped coming to IP. The others don't really respond anyway.

But my views have dropped to like 5 a day, is the algorithm based on activity ?

>>67155888
Keep going mate, you're getting trips every time

>>67154566
Post profil Timo

>>67157987
n-no

what's up guys?

>>67159796
what is ukraine

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some gril on interpals gave me her number a while ago.
Should i contact her with it?Im not sure if she remembers me or if its real.

>>67159970
a russian province

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>>67159796
>what's up guys?
little kids, beacause you killed them and hung them in Wołyń just like this guy >>67159970 killed his own kid

>>67160088
i did what now?

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Jesus Christ
Fucking french fries butchering my language

>>67160979
>my language
that's probably how the portuguese feel

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>>67160979
>Portughese
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>67161049
Nah

>>67161070
Also
>Olà

>>67160021
pls halp

>>67161169
post her number

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>>67161263
gidings me

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>Et moi j'ai bien aimé 50 nuances de grey peut-être parce que je n'et pas eu beaucoup d'experience ahahah
>C'est parce que je suis trop 'chiante' 'embêtante'

translated into English

>and I liked 50 shades of gray a lot maybe because I don't have much experience
>its because I'm too bitchy or pesky

What did she mean by this? She finna fugg? Do virgin normie girls ever tell guys they are virgins? hmm

>>67161070
Poopugese.

>>67161087
Falava português com um brasileiro e mencionou a diferença entre brasileiro e português e diz "oh yeah the Portuguese are just mad because they aren't relevant to their own language anymore".

>>67161571
It's not a stigma for women.

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>>67162098
>oh yeah the Portuguese are just mad because they aren't relevant to their own language anymore".
Nice

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>>67162149
I guess you are right about that.

Also
>En France beaucoup de genre regarde les animés japonais c'est beaucoup plus fun mdr

spelling mistake aside

>In France lots of people watch chinese cartoons its a lot more fun lol

is she saying that she watches mongolian moving fingerpaintings? She seems to be normie. Then again I masquerade as a total normie but I am a complete autist on the inside which makes me doubly autistic as someone who can't hide it.

>>67162265
What's quite funny is that I'm living less than 100 miles from Portugal but I speak Portuguese with an obviously Brazilian accent.
Really makes you think.

>>67161521
let me bang bro

>>67162525
By the way my advice for you is to not let the walls of texts continue. Eventually it becomes a chore to reply. Get her over to a messaging app.

>>67162709
Dude ive been snapping and whatsapping her for over a week now. The walls of text are just nice at this point because I can word myself more effectively

>>67162921
This. My qt and I swapped to whatsapp for generic quick chatting but have a massive wall of text essay chat going on IP about politics and culture and how shit Poland is etc

Are all anglo women mentally defective?

I just want to drop some panties with my accent but they are all crazy thots.

>>67163069
It's not like you can't send long messages using phone apps.
On interpals you get more views and messages from other qts and chads if you're online

>>67163359
What about email?

I fucking hate typing on my phone.

>>67163331
Czech accent isn't sexy Elijah

>>67162265
és tu o brazuca da hungara?