/brit/

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>rhotic accents

fuck canadians

VERY good edition

Give me one reason why I shouldn't learn the English language.

fuck canada

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>paki is so upset he's posting JF locations
actual britain coming through

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gf snapchatted me this

>>67069959
i want to be rich enough to build a castle on a mountain to live in. how much do you think it'd cost?

My local pond

stupid londoners xP

British highstreets are hell on earth. Burn down the terraced houses and replace them with actual nice buildings

>>67070011
Statistically you live in a depressing flat in some grey shit concrete town no one's heard of and not a picturesque mediaeval village (which are mostly owned by Londoners as second homes anyway)

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>Anon, why are you so miserable all the time! Come on, let's go out somewhere and get something to eat OK? Maybe then you'll feel better?

>>67070118
Wonder what it's like to live in London and not be able to drive for 10 minutes into the countryside and go for a walk before having some pints in a pub.

Mental

>Fetish club
>"This is dry venue"
what does that mean

got a willy between my legs

100% of genderbenders belong in mental institutions

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small village on the coast near ipswich

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average british park

>>67070168
i'd probably kill myself but i don't think sharia would allow it

>>67070171
No alcohol

got called a cretin in /brit/

>>67070171
No alcohol allowed or served.

>>67070167
i guarantee they're all owned by pakis as well

i feel sorry for anyone stuck in a paki infested shithole honestly

not liking this giant advert at the bottom of the page

>>67070171
No pissing on people

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I'm emotionally dependent on other people

Problem is I've not got any other people to be emotionally dependent on

What a mess, haha

>>67070219
>>67070238
thank god for that

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Average London street
>tfw northerners will never have convenient tram access right outside their luxurious £2000 monthly flat.

>london paki's only support is another paki in france

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stockton-upon-tees

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View from my apartment in Sheffield, overlooking the Northern Powerhouse

loved banff. went to a bar called the rose and crown every day
and the dancing sasquatch

and really nice poutine

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>>67070154
sorry to disappoint m8

but i actually live here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jD0eMYxlu6Q

just called my sister a rasheed

All these beautiful places are making me want to kill myself, why couldn't I have been born there?

might start posting about beating the gf again

>entire thread laughing at northerners across 7 continents

>lol look at this lonely londoner!!!

>>67070300
>rose and crown
notts mentioned

No matter where you live in the U.K. it is guaranteed to look like dogshit compared to any other developed western country

just called a yank a cretin lads

I absolutely love red wine

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An upright average english citizen and a loyal subject of the crown

doing a think

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York
Paris of the North

>>67070333
it's true

>spend all of our money on nukes post ww2 rather than focusing on rebuilding
>everything is shit

yay

should I take a xanax

Haha, they posted a picture and said it was somewhere that it isn't!

I get it!! Haha!

making an arrangement

Most of Britain is actually quite shit

>>67070323
>only northerners have access to the countryside
sorry abdul

but the south isn't just your borough of london

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5 minutes from Durham

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Me at the bottom

Where outside of Britain should I move to?

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ffs

>>67070333
it builds character mate. which is why you annihilate you at the olympics and have much more cultural reach than you do

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Renting this house just outside Stockport for £150/week

was about to make a really articulate and insightful post about life and the complexities therein, then I started thinking about poo and farts and I started laughing and lost my train of thought

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>>67070125
think you'll find that is my gf mate

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>be bigguy4u in school
>smokers always thought they were the bollocks
>3 lads start taking the mickey out of some lads who were just minding their own business
>go over and tell them to stop, runt blows smoke in my face
>grab him by the head and slam him into the wall knocking him out
>his mate tries to punch me but i catch his fist and twist
>other lad attempts to kick me but i punch his leg so hard it breaks
>spark the second lad out
>third lad is trying to crawl away but i grab him by the feet and pull him back
>at this point all their mates are running over with katanas and bats
>pick up third lad, start swinging and throw him at them, knocking a few of them out
>spark the rest of them out

>>67070422
Ahahaha the oul boy

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Blackpool Beach

Could rent the entire pyramid for a shoebox in London xP

The thing with London is I'd love to live and work there but just could not be arsed setting up my life in somewhere I'd never be able to afford a house.

I could maybe reconcile it if I could afford a one bedroom apartment but even on the outskirts of London you're looking at 200k for a 30% share. It just doesn't make logical sense.

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>>67070415
Canada
it feels like Britain climate wise

>>67070281

have stood in this exact location

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View from my bedroom in London :(

In reality, London is great if you're (their version of) middle/upper class

If you're a student/average worker then you're going to be stuck in a shitty area on the outside

>london paki is literally THIS triggered that he doesn't live in the countryside
howling

>>67070415
You wont move anywhere because you're a failure mate

>>67070486
Can I live with you for a bit? You can fuck me too if you like

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haha this gimmick just keeps getting funnier and funnier :||||

Anybody want to have a gay experience with me?

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Hello, Anon? Is that you?

>>67070525
Londoners have second homes in the countryside you povvo cretin

>>67070543
with you? no

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>>67070521
Lucky me I have a canal !

>>67070527
I guess we both have something in common

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Which one should I cop?

doing a road trip lads

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Some pictures from last time I was in London

>>67070300
>nice poutine
>outside quebec

k e k
e
k

>>67070543
>>67070533
bit gay

statistically londoners ITT are not white

Had a bit of MD on the 29th of October and I've got a piss test tomorrow. I know I'm 99.9% fine but still pranging a bit

>>67070415
Wait until after the election, if Trump gets elected, come to the US.

We literally have every single climate, city type, rural area and so on you can imagine.

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WTF london is so bad I want to move to Yorkshire now!

>>67070543
I will

>>67070594
Cum slut

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going to invade some south american countries with the mates tonight, leave an x if you want to come with us and we'll pick you up before we head out

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Jokes aside lads how is shit like this legal? Can you even get in there without walking sideways?

I just put in one bedroom flat in London, even the description is painful to read.

> (no lounge area as the lounge is also being used as a bedroom)

>>67070564
sure you do rasheed

meanwhile i genuinely live in the countryside and you rent a studio above mr. patels offie in newham

>>67070522
This desu, especially if you're a rich cunt living in the rich cunt bubble London is probably amazing

the only people who live in London are the poor fuckers who were born there or those who were forced to move there due to shitty career choices.

no other reason to live there otherwise. unless you like cramped, exorbitantly priced, grimy, polluted, concrete shit-holes filled with rude foreigners and a few rude brits.

>>67070533
you can live in my basement until spring

are you fat? if so i dont want anything to do with your boipussy

genuinely convinced /brit/ is the most sophisticated and best general on 4chan

you simply won't get gimmicks and arguments like this anywhere else

>>67070620
Thanks but I don't think I'd want to live under a Trump regime haha

>>67070618
drink some water

>>67070568
Your loss x

>>67070594
Get that cum slut

>>67070605
Quebec poutine is overrated
as is poutine in general since its a titanic meme like putting maple syrup on shit.

>>67070594
desu the lewdest thing I would ever be able to do to show off that I'm someones pet is to wear a collar while in public. and even then, I'd be blushing crazily.

If you want a nice house on the cheap, move to Romania

Don't stay in Britain and then bitch about it

>>67070675
Nah I'm a good looking twink

>>67070665
£160pw? what a fucking steal

gf wants to try sounding

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>>67070633
not far from the truth

>>67070564
the wealthy lawyers and financiers may do, most people under 40 are scraping by.

don't get me wrong I like going to London, I spend half of my time there but you're deluded if you think every single person there is super rich, though their one bedroom flat in zone 3 could still afford them a nice village home and some change further north.

>>67070682
The British middle one is a e s t h e t i c

smoked salmon soup for dinner lads

>>67070374
Well at least we got a seat at the big boys table at the UN. Well worth it. Oh hang on no it wasn't.

I was shocked the firs time I travelled across Europe and saw how nice everywhere looks compared to the majority of the UK.

Why is London so expensive??????

its not like every other major city in the world is expensive to live in, right?????????/

I can live in Manhattan for £150 a week right?????

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The gf

>>67070568
with me?

wish you could all smell the stench coming off my ballbag

it's immense

ruby murray for tea lads

>>67070760
City housing shouldn't be so expensive. There's so many people there you don't need to have high prices

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i can still post

business idea: knock down south london and build lots of tall buildings

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>>67070770
Please stop posting my gf and claiming she's yours

>>67070720
Wow cute show me your bum please

>>67070760
It would be much more expensive than that to live in Manhattan

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>>67070682
>implying the property market here isn't absolute shit
>implying the country isn't full of Deanos living paycheck to paycheck with everything on finance
>implying the Chinese aren't buying up everything as the boomers die off and millennials are forced to live in """trendy""" storage containers

hate myself

>>67070836
don't think you understood my post

Why are new builds so fucking tiny?

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>>67070666
No Deano I live in a house in Hampstead on a 100% white street and have a second house on the Cornish coast

No amount of your obsessive butthurt whining about pakis will make me feel unhappy about my situation, you worthless cunt

this thread is filled with beta males

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>I don't live in London! My job at Heron Foods is more than enough!

having 4 aldi cornettos for supper lads

>>67070718
the very best poutine in the world can naturally only be found in quebec like the best champagne in the world is found in champagne, france

putting maple syrup on pancakes or waffles isnt a meme, it tastes good. also there are so many other ways to consume maple syrup, they're all good too. you sound like you're from out west, you don't understand that the maple is canadian culture. EVERY quebecois has gone to a sugar shack in the forest in the winter, usually multiple times in their lives. Even the fucking immigrants because public school kids go.

London unironically scares me.

From the expensive properties and the fact that anybody who is normal and not mega rich not being able to afford to live there, to the fact that everybody acts so fucking alien, to the fact that it doesn't feel like you're even in England anymore it's mental.

I just really don't feel at home in the place, not sure why people get so precious about it. It really depressed me when I went to see mates, everything was so cramped.

>>67070829
I'd only do that if we were dating anon.

>67070840
can't even imagine you saying 'deano' with your gimpy canadian accent

if you ever had the stones to breathe that within a thirty mile radius of me I would not only screech with laughter but I'd take a 4 ft drillbit, string you up by a tree and drill through your kneecaps into your lungs so that you drowned in your own blood here's an idea, buy a grade 2 listed 19th century property, sit in the cellar every day and slowly develop cancer from the asbestos you absolute capri-sun

>>67070682
is that middle bit actually it's own house or just a side door for one of the others?

Could not live in that, would feel trapped between two actual homes.

>>67070840
property market is fine in my region 2bh

don't come here, we'll string you up in the trees

>>67070760
Low income jobs exist in large cities too. When housing in cities is super expensive because of gentrification and there's no program to pick up the slack, it means people have to drive from hours away to work at their shitty job in the city, which makes traffic worse. Civilized countries subsidize city housing for low income workers.

Don't think I'll ever find love

Or at least, I don't think a girl will ever love me lik I love her.

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why is brit always so fucking gay

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>>67070866
sure you do mehmet

>>67070860
I think you're gay

>>67070779
no

>>67070486
is that a canadian big ben

need a new multiplayer game lads
>must have cute dress up system

>>67070873
I'm from Ontario and both of them are titanic memes as is Hockey and I'm annoyed by mongs here going on and on about them since Canadian """culture""" for most people has been reduced to commodities and consumer shit.

>>67070817
me and Jen are very happy together
Fuck off and get a life

>>67070930
cause brits are pretty bent

>>67070930
>so fucking gay

go to bed you child

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cheshire

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5 minutes out of Manchester

Renting this for £2 a week - that would get you literal shoe box in London

>>67070955
final fantasy XIV

>>67070960
can't even imagine you saying 'mong' with your gimpy canadian accent if you ever had the stones to breathe that within a thirty mile radius of me I would not only screech with laughter but I'd take a 4 ft drillbit, string you up by a tree and drill through your kneecaps into your lungs so that you drowned in your own blood here's an idea, buy a grade 2 listed 19th century property, sit in the cellar every day and slowly develop cancer from the asbestos you absolute capri-sun

>London is only 45% white british
lads is this true???

tell me i'm having a nightmare.....

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>>67070962
I have all of her public pics. All of them.

Post a pic I don't have, ideally one of you with her and I'll believe you

>>67070950
ok just checking

>>67070048
damaged by the recent earthquake 2bh, not to mention it's been a literal ghost town for decades since the rain is eroding the whole valley HARD

>>67071006
SHIT game, boring theme park

>>67070902
I mean in Canada things are absolutely fucked beyond belief

tax rate in my town has just jumped because now they consider us part of the "extended" GTA even though we aren't in the GTA and over an hour out of Toronto.

>>67070909
>advocating housing projects

The projects are just a segregated series of buildings used to house poor blacks and become drug and violent crime hotspots 100% of the time.

The proper solution is for the poor to not live in the city proper post-gentrification.

why are small town lads so mad everytime
really weird how people living in such a comfy and perfect atmosphere, without the stress of the city are always angry and frustrated

doing a sad, lads.

>>67071021
Its 60% overall

And it feels like 95% unless you stray into shitty poor areas

>>67071035
yo shut up

>>67070984
who is this cute boy and why do you keep posting him?

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>>67071015
>MOYRRRNG

t. yank

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>45%

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YaLCrz_aaSs

Me desu lads

wew lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsozpEE543w

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the gf just sent me this, just woke up haha

>>67071066
Imagine stretching this badly to defend it.

I like London, but it definitely isn't close to 95% white British

>>67071063
don't know mate, i would love to have what they have, i fucking hate city life

major world cities are expensive to live in? wow what a scandal! call infowars!

>>67071038
Projects are not what I'm talking about anon, those are for housing black people that don't work. People like you are the reason traffic is so goddamn awful around every city, though..

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made me think

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>>67071015
>blahblahblah

Everything about Britain is depressing. The towns, the """cities""", the people, the """houses""". Sick of it all lads

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>>67071021
Yes and England is 79% White British as of 2011

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Just popping into the local, anyone want anything?

>>67071025
is this the asmr chick who dressed as new harley

getting my daily dose of reviewbrah lads

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Dinner at the lake house the other night

>there are actual areas in london with only 16% white populations
jesus christ.........

ex gf sent me a message on fb

should I read it or na

>>67071140
move to the continent

>>67071075
what's the history of this pic?

>>67071144
ah

london

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>>67071163

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>>67071160
About 50 of them dressed as new Harley. It was a thing

>>67071038
>projects

were they built specifically for blacks or just the urban poor (who all happened to be black)

>>67071203
I will

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>>67071204
dont know

>>67071036
it's just loads of mcmansions here. They were built cheaply on half acre lots in the 90's and early 2000's by illegal immigrant workforces that were subcontracted by billion dollar developers using essentially the same set of blueprints in a cycle for neighborhoods of 2-400 homes. They were large cheap houses then and remain so to this day.

>>67071127
My business is not located in the city proper 2bqh

and traffic in my city really isn't that bad outside of rush hour on I-95

>>67071143
WEW actually?
that's as bad as Canada

need a bf

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who lives in their own place? Pic related, view from the balcony at my flat

shite thread

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Just got a £120,000 mortgage on this 613sq/ft starter home. The kitchen door takes up the entire space of the kitchen when opened but hey it's cozy lol

>did a lot of ket and sent my ex a rambling message about the ending of full metal jacket and asked her to get back with me
Hate my life tbqh

Lyca? I hardly know her!

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Can I please get a mulligan on my entire existence please.

>>67071234
do you already have ideas of where you're planning to move?

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I can see a tree from outside my window

jealous Londoners?

Convinced provincials are borderline-retarded
London fits the pattern of a major city perfectly, its literally the same all over the world

I genuinely believe they have never left Britain in their lives

>>67071228
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EI02g8gnirs
this one

>>67071231
blacks ARE the urban poor so....

They can't openly come out and say "yea we're gonna put the black gangs and drug dealers and strippers and prostitutes in these government run ghettos" but that's pretty much what they did.

>>67071269
nice

>>67071245
we do the same, but on smaller lots and charge more

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>>67071265
>Ground floor
>First floor

>>67071252
i'll be your bf

>>67071265
that upstairs arrangement is pretty cute tbf

>>67071066
it's 45% m8

>>67071252
same

>>67071140
you're part of the problem

>>67070960
>hockey
literally never played on a team or follow my nhl team but i still lace up in the winter with my boys and play some outdoor rink

you sound like a fucking paki

>>67071276
No do-overs allowed, but look, my shift ends at 7pm. If you kill yourself by then I'll fast track your reincarnation and make sure you stay white in your next life. Hows that?

November 8–9 strawpoll

http://www.strawpoll.me/11588258
http://www.strawpoll.me/11588258
http://www.strawpoll.me/11588258

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>>67071265
pretty fucking comfy looking lad

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>>67071321
Yeah, her and loads others

>>67071288
>literally two (2) trees outside my house in Greater London.

Eat shit t.b.h m8y

>>67071333
Yea land is pretty cheap here outside of the inner city. There's no shortage of it so they just keep developing further and further into what used to be rural areas to keep costs low.

>>67071283
Maybe some gorgeous town in Italy somewhere

>>67071266
Runtlife

>pulled girl last night
>has casual sex
>it was shit
>was too drunk to perform
>was so awkward

casual sex being awesome is a meme and nothing else

was in the middle of morrisons and someone in the other aisle shouted "YOU CAN'T TURN YOUR BACK ON NATURE...OR NATURE WILL TURN HER BACK ON YOU!"

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>>67071316
>Convinced provincials are borderline-retarded
>London fits the pattern of a major city perfectly, its literally the same all over the world

>I genuinely believe they have never left Britain in their lives

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the carpal tunnels playing up lads

>>67070740
>flat share

>>67071265
I honestly have no problem with houses like this. They're small, but you don't need much else when you're just starting out.
However I refuse to pay £120,000 on shit like this. Have no fucking clue why so many people buy these houses. You get NOTHING for your money and you'll be slaving away for 25 years for a cupboard

>>67071390
im running around jew york atm

>>67071358
pakis love this wank because they can basically buy their way to being (((Canadian)))

only sport I watch is baseball

think i maybe giving up playing hockey

>>67071413
Milan would be good then

>>67071428
That's just Alan, his daughter was eaten by foxes

need a gf

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>>67071266

need to write a 250 word essay about digital/technology issue that has caught my interest

>leaving britain

Bit traitorous desu

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>>67071418
Had the exact same experience last night mate

>>67071350
>>67071392
Would you really pay £120,000 for it though? Because that's how much it costs

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screaming Northerners

>>67070048
Where would you park your car?

>>67071288
>>67071403
6 trees in view from my front window in Birmingham

>>67071462
Yeah alright, looks nice, I'll move there.

>>67071440
*gives you a chinese burn, killing you*

>>67071505
thats pretty cheap for a house

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got this pic out of my hotel last time I was in London

>>67071505
nah desu, renting yes buying no

>>67071323
well they do seem to be pretty horrendous places so might as well let them have them

>>67071510
When speaking to a black church congregation, Tim Kaine said the following: "I’ve never been treated badly in life because of my skin color or my gender. I think the burden is on those of us who are in the majority — Caucasians. We have to put ourselves in a place where we are the minority."

>>67070081
>says the yank

I can see fields and the sea from my house

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The Awesome London Leviathan

>>67071459
no one thinks you're kev shut uo

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Why does this happen?

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>>67071515
>Beta+

>>67070168
>10 minutes

It takes me about 2 minutes to walk into the countryside m8

>>67071488
bitcoin/blockchain being created to disrupt banks but now it's being used by banks to improve efficiency and transparency

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>>67071288
got multiple unironic trees literally in my garden

>>67071552
when's the sequel supposed to be out laddie?

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japan is a tiny cramped island but it's way less depressing

why is that

>>67071599
I like chilling

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>>67071403
>>67071288
You're both wankers 2bqhwy

and I'm <10 minutes from downtown

>>67071569
horrendous places full of horrendous people

>>67071552
Seriously, why can't our cities be cyberpunk style decaying rather than this awful bleak concrete decaying style?

It's not even fun or beautiful in it's own way, it's just soulless nothingness.

>>67071204
appears they were watching a hoovering tutorial and it wasn't particularly helpful or interesting so they just started taking selfies

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79FVxNhrMuc

>Lycamobile revenue is €1.6 billion

whats that, more than the entire North hahahaha

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>>67071510
Looks like that gay UKIP politician

>>67071644
because you watch anime

>>67071644
because we dont live there i guess, by the sounds of it it's a lot more depressing

still, it looks really comfy

>>67071316
I've lived in Japan and Taiwan. The cities there are clean, racially homogeneous, and comfy as heck.

London is getting to be more like Delhi or some other third world mess of a city at this point.

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>>67071454
we bollywood now

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>American 'men'

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=c9d_1478411219

>>67071644
no pakis

>>67071644
((((something)))) happened to British architecture after the 30s

>>67071689
i dont

>>67071693
i imagine being a wageslave in tokyo would be 10x worse, but the infrastructure is way better

>>67071644
>but it's way less depressing

>take a look at the suicide rates

Hmm...

>>67071644
are you taking the piss?

it's maybe not depressing for western weebs with peter pan syndrome but it's a country of anime watching virgins with an ageing population and suicidal salarymen

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britain really is depressing lads. Always impressed by those of you that are redpilled enough to realise it

Disrespectful

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3909282/Australian-men-refuse-apologise-North-Korea-golf-prank.html

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Hahaha Northerners think they're great because they live near so-called """""nature""""" haha well good luck finding a signal on your Lyca SIM in the forest hahaha btfo

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View out my window

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>>67071644
>tiny

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>>67071750
>You have three mountains
>I have three Lycas
Hmmmmmmmmm think I win hahahaha

>Japan

Ah yes those extremely crowded tacky streets with powerlines going up your arse

Cold hard leaked facts prove that Hillary knowingly caused the deaths in Benghazi, receives money from governments that fund ISIS, rigged the democratic primaries, Bernie Sanders was a plant, started the birther movement, paid homeless people to start fights at Trump rallies.

But Trump said some silly words and everyone loses their minds

>>67071750
Can I come live with you in America? I'll be your british bf

>>67071791
twice the population and tokyo is proportionally larger than london

>>67071780
meet me at the cyber-plaza in 20 minutes and I'll fucking clobber you

What's going on people it's your boy alpay BEEEEE

>>67071617
I'm going to write about hinkley point c I reckon

it's for a recruitment thingy so I'm sure they'll lap it up

>>67071780
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQR-n6Z7Kxk

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yorkshire powerhouse

>>67071644
the sky isn't grey all year round and their ecosystem is interesting
but the people are even worse than anglos, without being offensive

>>67071838
that's politics mate

>>67071097
Good trailer 2bh

>>67071842
Stay with me a few nights x

>>67071644
by all accounts its a horrible place to live on account of the ant-farm mentality of the culture
>people literally work themselves to death there

>>67071805
fucking hell. i really do hate this country

>>67071908
just a few? xx

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just took this picture out my window

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>>67071654
I'd worry about the pollution living someplace like that

also move to Asia if you want cyberpunk cities

>>67071887
Sick film

Had a nice apocalyptic feel to it

>>67070873

You're pretty naive if you really think the best champagne comes from Champagne. The shit is made all over the world.

>>67071715
>pothead californian gets beat up by his obese hispanic ex that he is living with

that entire state needs to be wiped off the map.

>>67071913
everyone has his values
anglos drink themselves to death

>>67071937
would have taken the escalator personally

>>67071848
And? Still not a tiny island.

https://electionbettingodds.com/earlyvoting.html

Trump is finished

>work tomorrow

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

Just got 3 wheelups in a row at eskimo dance

>>67071985
drinking is fun though

Reminder that the English posters in this thread live no more than two hours away from each other

>>67071644
No blacks and pakis

>>67071959
First half is great, second is just a generic disney film

informed the Chinese gf I shan't be taking the lift or escalator if we go to China

>>67071971
its not champagne then. its sparkling wine

>>67072031
Used to roll out 19 man strong

>>67072031
don't make you a direct rudeboy