You wake up in East Berlin

leave

CAN'T WAKE UP!

Best berlin

Find Norwegian embassy and ask how I can get home.
Might end up travelling as a Vagrant towards the Swedish or Finish border, working as a farmhand or something, trying to get back home.
No reason to panic.

>>67069763
Find my grandmother

Go to an allied checkpoint and tell them to get me the fuck out

drive around in my trabant or simson

>>67069763
Embrace gommunism and sing their based National anthem

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buy a Wartburg

>>67069763
Post-1960s: I try to scale the Wall and hope to God there's some DDR border guards on duty to end my miserable life quickly

Pre-1960s: Begin spreading dissent privately in the hopes that someone will inform the Stasi and I will be arrested and tortured as a foreign agent provocateur until such time as my miserable life ends

>>67073789
allied border guards: So you're a British citizen, eh? Show us your passport.
> 20xx
What a pathetic forgery. Y-you want us to believe you're actually from the future? What do you take us for?
Men, send this commie back to the godforsaken hellhole where he belongs.