/brit/

***Minorities MUST use other entrance***

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This is why I have trust issues

what is that? disposable phones for drug dealers?

think I'm the reincarnation of 2pac lads

*goes VERY fast*

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I WANT THE MONKEYS
WE HAVE ONLY A FEW OF THEM

FUCKIN BRITS DELIVER THE MONKEYS
REEEEEEEE

>>67067233
post fucking machines

Hello losers

I am now 5 wins 0 losses and all you cunts were wrong

I strive for success

Not very fond of the Irish tbqhwy

>>67067184
What is lyca and why do poor people use it?

>>67067276
Hm?

>>67067240
Lets pakis make calls to pakistan really cheaply

>>67067233
because some women are sociopaths?

>>67067290
Lyca charge pennies to phone abroad, unlike most sim companies. So immigrants buy their sim cards to phone the family back in Africa and Asia

>>67067276
ah yes...that all important barometer of social success....winning at video games...

Good heavens!
There sure are a lot of JFs here

>>67067326
>some

>>67067028
There's one just by the cheese shop just past Kelvinbridge

Can't remember if it's Lyca or Lebara

>>67067276
mira papu como te denuncio

FUCK ALL THE FOREIGN FLAGS ITT. COMING TO /BRIT/ STEALING ALL OUR (YOU)S. IT'S AN INVASION.

>>67067326
>some

>>67067285
isn't it partly urine?

>>67067326
>some
Oh trust me, its far from some

>>67067344
It's boxing ya fuckin spoon

If this keeps up I'll be cruiser weight champion of the world

>>67067290
It's a mobile network that Londoners use to call their family back in the third world

Drop a street view pin anywhere (and I mean ANYWHERE) in London, move around for a few minutes and you will come across a Lyca or Lebara shop

>>67067379
post fucking machines

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>>67067276

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>>67067233

Would rather have the french in here than these spanish retardos

>>67067381
more like cock cruising champion of the world

Remoaners Btfo

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/business/2016/11/05/canadian-miner-moves-its-hq-from-paris-to-london/amp/

think conors gonna win but want eddie to win

5 wanks yesterday
3 today

>>67067233
Sometimes I wonder if I would have ended up a sociopath like that if I had been born with a female body like I wish.

Maybe if there's one saving grace from me being biologically male, it's that my experiences have made me completely and utterly monogamous. When I find someone, I can't even imagine cheating on them.

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Sunday Roast

>>67067376
it's mostly urine

with a little bit of the self lubricating fluids

haven't been to glasgow city centre in a while 2bh and even then rarely go beyond buchanan street. the rest of it's grim

>>67067376
it comes from the uretra but it's not urine, it doesn't smell and doesn't look yellowish

GTFO STOP SPAMING YOU FUCKS

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S C R E E C H I N G

Only ever cheated one time and it was with a Jehova's Witness girl at a party

She was weird about it but you just don't get that kind of opportunity everyday
AND she was cool with anal

Every girl at uni I know with a boyfriend back at home has shagged at least one lad from uni behind his back

>>67067488
id eat her sunday roast

meeting a girl I met on fetlife tomorrow

shittin in 2bh

>>67067509
>haven't been to glasgow city centre in a while 2bh and even then rarely go beyond buchanan street. the rest of it's grim

>He's not even been to the West End

kek, poorfag

oi darren u in this thread? i'll fuckin twat you meet me by the bus stop in tonbridge wells. cunt

glad i'm gay

cheated on the gf again lads

>>67067597
you gay?

Who wants raped then?

*travels to tonbridge wells*

>>67067616
not happy with you

i keep dreaming that i'm at work and it's really making me miserable

i already spend 40 hours a week at this place and now i spend my sleeping moments there too. it's fucking horrible.

>>67067570
used to eat there all the time but not for a while plus a rasheed is a rasheed is a rasheed even if they're students

*watches this tosser travel to tonbridge wells*

>>67067557
That's pretty disgusting if you're not meming.

>tfw its even worse with gay guys, or guys who like traps and transgirls apparently
REEEEEEEE I WANT A QT BRITISH BF WHOS LOYAL NOW

>>67067645
eyes bigger than his belly

>>67067636
had that problem

solved it with alcohol, now I just have normal nightmares

>>67067627
*consents (leaving you in quite the pickle*)

check m8

British high streets are so depressing, please stop posting them

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Do you lads like black mirror or do you just like black women>

the thread is mine

did you lads ever find bugs bunny attractive when he would put on a dress and play a girl bunny?

>>67067617
me, fuck me hard, choke me, pull my hair

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This is unironically the perfect representation of modern Britain

>>67067651
>store

FOY

>>67067645
So why do Brits have clubs for children? Don't get this 2bh

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>>67067728
r u grl

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>alri love

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>>67067690
Does this cheer you up

>>67067734
Not enough new builds

>>67067728
you better be a grill

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Just end my life senpai

>>67067755
No, I'm a lad, cute though, built good, handsome, not a tranny.

>>67067767
britain genuinely doesn't have enough new builds either lol

>>67067765
deano in his black audi tt doing some shopping for the lass

Reckon we should burn British cities and towns to the ground and let yanks re-design them

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>Nip to One Tech Solutions to send half of my wages back to Pakistan to fund al qaeda
>Nip into Cosy Home to top up my Lyca SIM to check whether they received it

Ah yes, who here /livin la vida lyca/

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>>67067734
This one's not bad either

>tfw looking up slag porn and there's literally nothing

Why is there no slag porn reeee

>>67067632
this is about you, not me

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lonely

>>67067734
looks like a strip mall in the ghetto here, but with more middle eastern influence

For example, if you put "READ AL-QUR'AN" on your store here someone would definitely vandalize your building for "telling them to read that Quran bullshit"

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Imagine being that mexican kid in that picture and having to be all like "damn, Chloe Moretz, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your fridge body and horrific pudgy face. I would totally have sex with you." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old latina in Chloe's dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be that mexican kid and not only open that door while Chloe Grace Moretz flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the light of the sun revealing her nipple piercings and cameltoe, and just stand there, time after time, while she slowly slogs out of her car. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking vagina but her haughty attitude as everyone nearby tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, CHLOE GRACE MORETZ LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to stand there and watch her pudgy fucking michelin man face sit flaccid and dull on her disgusting fridge body. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of tight, brown latinas and later alleged cartel rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the slums in Mexico. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her unshapely asscrack as she leaves it open while wearing those improperly fit sweatpants, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to stand there, open her car door, and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for 7 days a week in the previous months. And then she calls for another door to open, and you know you could kill every single person in this driveway before her security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're a fucking mexican kid. You're not going to lose your future chauffeur career over this. Just bear it. Cringe your face and bear it.

>>67067844
you didn't reply to my doggo picture

reply now

>>67067833
maybe nip into percy ingle and get a halal steak & onion pastie

lyca phones are only for drug dealers

>>67067734
There's something about that picture that's incredibly depressing, and it's not just the mudslimes.

There's some sort of aura of decay. I really don't know how to describe it. It just gives a simple feeling and message. "There was something great here once. Now it's gone forever".

Still full from that outrageous 6-sausage lunch. Might not have dinner.

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>>67067863
doggo qt :3

>>67067908
ty

>>67067860
i still woul d desu

>>67067469
I know how you feel. The thing with women is that even if they are kinda fugly they can still find a bf, get married and have kids, and if its sex then they don't even have to worry about anything, simply suggesting it would bring dozens of guys to them.

seeing the Chinese gf's mother soon

should probably take a gift. what should I go for? don't have a clue with this rubbish

>>67067804
Good enough for me :3

>>67067908
Tom?

>>67067896
Britain is unironically 3rd world in 90% of places

>>67067938
yeh m8?

>>67067734
>halal fish
how do you do that

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post the most turbonormie / turborunt pictures you can find

>>67067950
how's the acting gig going?

>>67067914
I went for a shower and then had some food and only saw it about an hour later soz :\\

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>>67067908
got some Pittie in him yea?

>>67068001
i forgive you x

>All these videos and blogs of 'urban explorers' who climb up skyscrapers and into abandoned/locked buildings

HOW the fuck do they do it. This stuff looks amazing and they barely give away how they gain access

>>67067961
it says halal meat you daft bugger

>>67067860
did you type this?

>>67068003
it's a staffie

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>>67067804
this vayr gaye

Considering getting drunk tonight then going to work tomorrow hungover

Thoughts, opinions?

>>67067838
fake taxi you mong

>>67068029
No it is a pasta I find amusng

>>67068045
doesn't sound like a sensible idea

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8CE4QmYCAo

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>>67068052
how did they get away with this one?

getting good at normie humour lads, I got two massive laughs last night
first laugh:
>someone asks if im sure I remember the way back to the flat
>"yeah yeah im a really good navigator, it's instinctual. Salmon-like."
second laugh:
>asking a girl if she wants to get a pint
>"yeah i want to get food too"
>"well that's perfect cos the food place is right next to the pint place"

I will be incorporating this data into my PhD in Normie Studies and I thought it only right to share with you lads

Why does every British town look EXACTLY the same? Why is it always so horrifically depressing with every single high street a stretch of decaying terraced housing from the 60s with a big hold punched into the bottom half for a store front?

Even the new shopping areas are all exactly the same and depressing. Every one of them a horse-shoe shape of shops bordering a large central car park with the same silver steel bollards every 2 feet and silver steel rain shelters above the shops

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Feel so sorry for Londoners living somewhere so ridiculously grim

>>67068096
they're extremely good friends with the rothchilds

>>67067908
VERY qt doggo

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reminder that no women will be attracted to you while you maintain your negative body language, it's a huge red flag for being beta/mentally ill. subconsciously their mind is telling them to disregard you completely as a potential mate, so you don't even come up on their radar at all.

there are guys just as ugly as you with decent looking gfs, but they exude confidence, their body language is open and they look approachable, you look weird and mildly threatening.

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ROAST MEAT POWER RANKINGS:

1. BEEF
2. CHICKEN
3. PORK
.
.
.
9999. TURKEY

>>67068132
London is the only nice place in the UK

Have you honestly spent your entire day on Google Maps cherrypicking shit sites?

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>>67068037
nice

qt doggo

been looking around at some puppers lately, old boy is on wheels in the back and not expected to make it much longer. Can't go leaving Bisbee without a buddy and all.

backstage couple drinks I'm loose
all I see is bums and boobs
(peng tings peng tings)

>>67068104
wow calm down russell howard

>>67068164

most people cant cook beef well.

>>67068104
First one is a bit shit, second one is ok, but I hope you didn't laugh while saying it.

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Pulled a girl at the pub last night lads, my two year dry spell is over. I was a bit too drunk to get it up and keep it there though

>>67067908
what's he called?

I cannot be the only one who has problems with images hosted on http://is.4chan. They literally all take several seconds to load.

>>67068104
pity laughs or proper laughs?

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>>67068052
they took it a bit far imo

London is the only nice place in the UK
>London is the only nice place in the UK
London is the only nice place in the UK
>London is the only nice place in the UK
London is the only nice place in the UK
>London is the only nice place in the UK
London is the only nice place in the UK
>London is the only nice place in the UK
London is the only nice place in the UK
>London is the only nice place in the UK
London is the only nice place in the UK
>London is the only nice place in the UK

>>67067927
I'm trans, so I can never have children.

Maybe it's just how I was raised, the idea of cheating is revolting and alien to me. I mean, Like, really now, what's the point even?

Half an hour of fucking, and then what... Nothing at all. Like, emotional investment in an actual loving, caring relationship is much better, it makes the sex better, it makes everything better.

>>67068132
Really wish the internet would hurry up and kill the highstreets. England still has potential to not look like shit

>>67068130
laziness

>>67068195
didn't laugh while saying either of them cos i didn't think they were very funny. Just testing out what makes normos tick

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>>67068104
You have to go back

>>67067977
ohhh how i'd like to be held by him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5I4LJzRZFQ

>>67068168
The picture you just replied to was of Kensington, the supposedly """"""""nice""""""""" place in London

Everywhere in London is a shit site, it is the anus of the UK

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gf sent this just now

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>>67068164
>no lamb

>>67068238
more lad

>>67068261
baited

>>67068220
proper laughs lad

>>67068242
Good lad, just remember, being witty > being funny to normingtons

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>tfw the millionaires I cheer for are the best at kicking the ball

>>67068216
big smoke

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*assimilates everyone ITT*

Greater London on suicide watch

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>>67068238

>>67068259
she qt

>>67068300
you got me :P

London is the only nice place in the UK

This is objective truth. Do not get bitter because you can't afford rent.

>>67068236
I feel what you're saying and partly agree with you
but I also think that people who cheat on their partner are looking for human warmth from another person, since their partner hasn't been providing that
the ones who cheat just for a good shag, now they're the problem

>>67068306
>Leicester not even on the radar

How did last season even happen?

>>67068104
think you're already a normie, twat

>>67068326
2,1

>>67068238
1,2

wonder if its raining later and that

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>>67068253
WEW

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top pupper

Why does every British town look EXACTLY the same? Why is it always so horrifically depressing with every single high street a stretch of decaying terraced housing from the 60s with a big hold punched into the bottom half for a store front?

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gf has been wearing this around town, she is such an edge lord

>>67068130
it's not even new towns desu. Even the old cities look near identical. I guess when you have a country this small with a developed infrastructure and the early onset of the printing press etc (which helps govern tastes on a national scale by mass producing media) it's difficult to get very much regional variety

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>>67068394
because of the bloody tories

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>>67068319
NO

how did gf2016 pan out lads?

na isnt

Is anyone going the shop?

>>67068395
>tfw no naziboo gf
feels bad

>>67068356
Even in that case, people should talk with their partner more instead of hopping off to sleep with the first person they see. Seriously, having honest discussions works for everything, from getting your bf/gf to try lewd kinky stuff to letting them know how you feel neglected to whatever.

>>67068454
still got some time left right haha

>>67068454
it didn't

>>67068460
and this isn't helping

>>67068454
asked her out in august and she said yes :3

>>67068347
statistically this poster is not white

>>67068305
>being witty > being funny to normingtons
i know, they're really easily pleased by basic wordplay/witty speech patterns

>>67068473
bit hard when they're a hundreds km away

Britain is an ugly, miserable depressing shit hole.

Even the shit areas of London look better than the rest of the UK.

grim

>>67068104
they're laughing at you as a creepy autist trying to be cool, not due to the non-existent "humour" in those shite remarks

>tfw when no masc bf to hold me

>>67068460
Guarantee this guy got dropped like a hot potato a month into her first year at uni when she realised 25-year-olds on salaries were willing to wine and dine her.

>>67068547
STATISTICALLY

Why does 99% of the UK outside a tiny specific area of central London feel like a literal 3rd world country?

Other developed countries aren't like this

>>67068454
hoping it might happen. going for a pub lunch with a qt soon

>>67068523
Long distance relationships are always difficult. But still, you can talk over skype.

Maybe I'm just very naive and innocent, I've only been in two relationships and am in my early 20s.

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str8 geeked rn ngl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qo2hlWLno5Y

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>>67068526
The people make it worth while

Britain is a nice country

>>67068613
is that giroud?

>>67068559
>flag
hmmm yes, don't think i shall be reading a single LETTER of this post

>>67068613
most of the people around me are lower class scum

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>>67068581
Why don't you lot just move on to the colonies already and stop hanging on to that dreary little island.

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>>67068581

over-microwaved the potatoes today ye

>>67068463
off to the sainsburys in a bit

>>67068668
going to ASAP la, need to finish uni first though

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>Why are you so miserable all the time Anon? You have your health, family, lots of people don't have that you know, you should be grateful!

>>67068604
wasnt long distance i was travelling in another country
i had regrets right after it but on the moment it was okay i enjoyed the time spent with the other girl

bit cold out isn't it?

>all these runts falling for such awful bait

>>67068675
can you post pics of italy? :)

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>muh depressing shithole

lol gas yourselves you mentally ill cunts. plenty of nice areas as well as shit areas if you're a literal rasheed or some povvo cunt stuck in some underclass shithole

>>67068463
just got back mate sorry, i'll let you know before i go next time x

>>67068581
If I had to guess I'd say it probably has something to do with Londoners voting to import tons of people from 3rd world countries.

>>67068721
No.

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>>67068701
interesting Starbucks fascia

>>67068703
Eh.

How long were you two away from each other? If it's upwards of a year, it's kinda disgusting but slightly understandable.

If you were only there for like a month or two though, that's revolting to me.

>>67068579
THIS

>>67068747
oh

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>you will never live in the gilded world of central London, flitting in black cabs between Michelin-starred restaurants, world-class theatre performances, and private Pall Mall clubs
>you will never have some of the world's finest museums, libraries, and galleries on your doorstep
>you will never earn enough to live in a mansion in Hampstead, Mayfair, or Chelsea
>you will never have a country house in the Cotswolds you can spend a weekend at whenever you want
>you will never send your children to an elite London private school
>you will never rise beyond provinical mediocrity as a section manager at DFS Wanksborough

t. white Londoner

Oh, but, what's that? I have to share my streets with brown people and tourists? Oh well, I guess you win. Case closed then, nice one Deano.

proto gf says I don't treat her well because I don't do housework

what on earth lads

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>>67068744
So much this

>>67068701
god FUCK fuck i've never been able to articulate what "it" is about britain that makes me want to leave
doesnt everyone agree scenes like this are fucking awful? if so, why can't we stop replicating it?

>>67068765
few weeks

>>67068792
but that's exactly where I lived for my first year of uni

wish I was dead

>>67068730
>some povvo cunt stuck in some underclass shithole

guarantee that's exactly what all the anti-London posters are

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wahey lads look what I made

one of these is are devon

i wonder which it is

>>>/tv/76050627

>>67068835
>was
learn proper use of the subjunctive, dipshit

>>67068867
wish you were dead

>>67068835
meet me at kilburn high station in an hour and I can stab you in the neck

x

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Need this in my life
(NEED IT)

>>67068825
Well fuck that then, that's awful.

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>>67068779
only joking here you go

>>67068857
going to guess BLOODMOUTH_CARNIST

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>t. white Londoner

Greater London is black

I'm not a big fan of the normans lads

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>he fell for the city meme

>>67068867
Fuck off, John Connor.

>>67068857
*is

>>67068022
Used to do it a lot, in north american cities there are usually lots of post-industrial buildings and lots to break into.

The only form of defence is typically a padlock with a chain which my mates and I would defeat with a boltcutter we carried around in a duffel bag. Sometimes there were squatters inside, the homeless and sometimes punk/scene kids.

Skyscrapers are nearly impossible because of security cameras and guards.

Want some blotter paper posters for me living room. and a buddha candle/incense holder

>>67068971
won't find that in the uk haha

>>67068971
*squints brown eyes*
Hmm, can't see a Lebara OR a Lyca shop there... are you sure it's inhabited?

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>>67068931

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Don't disrespect and call this a Caddy
Maybe this mo' than just a 'Lac

>>67068823
its genetic
secretly you love the drab and the dreariness
if you went to Yankistan where everyone is cheery and sunny and colorful you would feel sick
I know I do.

>>67068857
Literally, what? Someone explain that shit to me, because I don't visit /tv/ or /sp/.

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>>67067184
We just got that lycamobile thing

>>67068971
This is 0.000001% of the UK

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>Hi why yes I am an American

>25 minutes in the oven or 3 minutes in the microwave
runtlife

>>67068971
would love to walk through there and trample all the flowers

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>>67069001
shut up gayboy

>>67069019
Congrats on all your new immigrants

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>>67069001
you'll find villages like that all over the uk mohammed

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>>67068980
>one of these is is Devon

>>67068971

Hate the city life desu

Would gladly move an hour away and commute by train or something

>>67069029
How'd you find this picture of me?!

Have traveled all over the entire UK and can tell you that British architects are mentally ill and need castrating

Hello please stop bullying devon

t. Not Devon but from Devon

>>67069029
*downs that glass in one pull*
*hands it back*
How 'bout one more, yea?

>>67069019
why did you take this picture

>>67068823
mate, I know what you mean but as soon as I leave I start missing the UK

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ᵃᶫᵐᵒˢᵗ ʰᵉᵃᵛᵉᶰ

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>>67069022
the majority of our country is countryside you fucking mong

>>67069019
>Macedonia looks better than the north

cannot make this up

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>>67068971
>>67069022

Literally anywhere nice or picturesque in the UK is 99% holiday homes owned by rich Londoner bankers and lawyers

>>67068578
he looks like a preppy, north eastern prep school attending yank

>>67069041
>>67069041
even that looks grim
no color, no sun, just old dirty houses and grass

>>67069059
even when im not trying to bait you, you still dance to my tune. pawn.

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Fancy a cheeky spiritual cooking lads?

>>67068901
Fun fact, did you know that in certain areas like Alaska, homesteading is still legal and in force? You can go to a section of land, build a house on it, and if you inhabit it for a certain number of years, you get rights to the land.

>>67069128
t. has never left his borough of newham

>>67069130
'sheedo al-paris

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actual mentalist lads

she changed our chat message thing to pink as well for some reason

>>67069130
because you're used to living in mudhuts in the desert

>try to start new game on ps4
>get to main menu
>"finishing installation"
>check the downloads menu
>"Data to Start Application : Completed"
>"All Data : 39 hours left"
Will not be purchasing another Sony product until they upgrade their servers for my region

women aren't sociopaths. they're simply unenlightened philistines. they deserve pity, not spite

>>67069121
cherrypicking nice places won't get you anywhere

what the FUCK are you trying to prove?

have you ever been outside of Newcastle or whatever fucking shithole you're from

>>67069130
Your country has 10% Muslims and 10% unemployment. France is fucking shit

>>67069177
>>67069181
calm down rorkes
rather have a comfy village in the midi-Pyrénées than your shithole

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>>67069041
Bruuuuuuh

I want to live in one of those houses, have very nice old fashioned lookimg decore and furniture then have my state od the art tech around the house....could imagine it now

>snowy winter day
>fireplace on
>sitting on my pc playing WoW or OW
>have my 50 inch plasma tv with surround sound in view with lord of the rings on

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>women aren't sociopaths. they're simply unenlightened philistines. they deserve pity, not spite

>>67069161
neat

might go set up shop in the sticks and live off the land, wearing the fur of bears and small game I killed and whatnot. Might even glare angrily at unknown vehicles travelling near my land from the rocking chair on the porch of my isolated cabin.

should i go get a few beers for the sunday blues lads?

>>67069179
She's a big girl 4 u

Why does she wear the mask of insincerity?

>>67069036
*hides my ballsack poking out of the flowerbed*

walk on my friend

>>67069221
that isn't even a fedora that he's wearing

>>67069214
instead you live in a cardboard box in calais

>>67069008
>underage disco reaction images

fan

>>67069194
hmm ok

>>67069157
just gonna have a cheeky snack of finger pain mate, thanks for the offer though

small town rorkes getting mad hahahahahahahaha

Don't understand the Deano meme. Why do Brits hate upward mobility

>>67069202
What are YOU trying to prove? That all of the country looks as bad as your shit hole? Fuck off

>>67069251
got loads of them haha (not a nonce btw)

hit a new bench PR today lads

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Why Wales is independent and not part of England? i'm talking about history, not culture

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>>67069218
>world of warcraft
>overwatch
>lord of the rings films

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>You just bump into my mate?
>Let's take this outside you virgin freak

>>67069247
and you live in a council estate in stoke-on-trent. stay humble

>>67069275
The places you're posting receive a billion tourists a year because they're unique and scenic

99% of the countryside looks nothing like that

>>67069269
Because deano isn't really moving forwards he just thinks he is

Everything he '''owns''' is on finance

>>67069117
is this a cascadian rainforest?

>>67069202
>cherrypicking
i'm from the countryside you absolute spacker

just because you're some city boy who has literally never seen a bit o green doesn't mean the whole country is your borough of london

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>>67069281
Even if you were it wouldn't be for noncey purposes considering they're all ugly little inbred mongs.

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>>67069291
sorry leafy not all of us want to play hello kitty island adventure and binge watch my little pony all day

>>67069339
No, it's a Kardashian rainforest

>>67069300
>hand tattoos

grim

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my town
its actually surrounded by huge sprawling suburbs even if the area I live is decent.

after switching to linux i went from getting b's to getting straight A's in all my classes. i literally have no games to played and am bored as fuck all day, combined with not having a social life leads me to study out of boredom

roommate just knocked on the door to tell me the house smells like smoke again but he's late on the rent again so

*takes another drag*

>>67069301
whatever helps you sleep better, muhammed

*posts cotswold village that doesn't represent the UK in any way shape or form*

happy I'm not living in london xP

>>67069339
Tennessee rainforest
I was replying to the Appalachians guy but forgot to actually reply

>>67069269
there is only upward socio-economic mobility, you still can't leave your "class" which means you really have a caste system