/brit/

*fucks*

>>67065357
this is my image you twat

>those white cloths

madman paid for express

Accidentally dropped the clutch at a junction earlier and did a mad wheel spin.

But then my car started juddering like fuck. Don't know why.

reckon me and the french lad would get along
*bounces the gf's head off the floor while 21 savage plays*

DEY LIKE

WHO'S ON DA RIDDIM

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absolutely love beating up the gf with that
I just throw it at her and it just werks
then play a ballad as she locks herself in the loo. I stop playing it when she comes out of the loo, meaning that she's ready for a new beating

chip is britains best

tell me your hones opinion on Royal family.

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*stands in your way*

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sophie

>>67065498
alri cockroachlad

>>67065473
have to say lad REALLY enjoying these posts

>>67065357
just stimulated my prostate

>>67065485
you can fucking sing for your pizza you cheeky twat

holding her head underwater because she spat blood on my persian rug

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I'm dele alli on the field without a bally

>>67065503
why is her head so large? is she really smart?

>>67065503
>cheekbones

Wonder how many people in Hollywood told her she needed to lose weight. She did really, but still.

Friendly reminder that brits have the ugliest smile of the world

Going to the toilet again.

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https://youtu.be/LJnJX10PUX0

>tfw going to have to die one day

NOT looking forward to it lads ngl

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Let's play Guess The Genitals

Round 1: Born With a Penis or Vagina?

alri

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>you can walk under the Thames

wtf

30 new messages on the 'ddit

>>67065503
we know who you are

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See ya later lads

Just made meself a piping hot cup of Lipton black tea lads

>>67065577
um, keep your insecurities to yourself sweetie :') x

>>67065584
I am tbqh
not even suicidal at the moment but death will be peaceful

>>67065537
VERY good post

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my gf

she forgot to take her shoes off before entering my living room so I RKO'd her out of my flat onto the pavement of the street i live in
as I have godly powers from nofap (on 2.5 days now) I survived but sadly she didn't

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yah YEET

>>67065590
girl, ez, next.

British genocide when?

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>Uk.
>Good teeth.

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>>67065502
*walks around*

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>>67065577
>implying

lads do you ever feel sad?

I feel sad

https://www.britainfirst.org/policies/

Doing a think

really enjoying this frog's posts Tbh

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>>67065684
We have the best teeth in Europe

>>67065584
>>tfw going to have to die one day

>NOT looking forward to it lads ngl

knowing I'll die is comforting

hate forners

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me on the right

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You have ugly teeth fucking pirates

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>This triggers the brits

>>67065684
>tfw havent brushed in 5 days now
getting more yellow now and my gums are hurting

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>work tomorrow

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>knowing I'll die is comforting

>>67065682
>>67065684
Fuck off Pablo, you're not getting Gib back.

Now do one you little paella nigger

>>67065577
Friendly reminder that the Spanish are cucks for the big anglo and Portuguese cock

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are tony

>still can't keep a clean sheet
klopp out

>>67065740
I go weeks without brushing tbqh

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>>67065714

wtf! i love Poland nao!

>>67065738
>>67065734
see >>67065714

Literally going to have to sue some telemarketers to get them to stop calling my cellphone.

It's been MONTHS of receiving the same automated message on my cellphone several times a week, trying to tell me my car warranty is about to expire (it's a fucking '91 s13) and offering to sell me a new one. I'm on the national Do Not Call list, which already makes any ad calls illegal. I've also requested to be put on their internal Do Not Call list repeatedly and still receive the same calls. What they'll do is call me from another call center, so I now get the same robocalls from various call centers across the US.

Fortunately there are laws in place to prevent this sort of abuse from happening. So what I'm looking at is $500 per violation (I have several dozen of their calls on record, going to start recording each of them with the phone number) and all I have to do is hunt down the company paying these call centers to harass me and file the lawsuit against them.

>>67065617
dirty pedo

>>67065734
>>67065738
I said a bottle of San Miguel and two paellas Pedro you dozy dago come on chop chop

*turns to the missues*

they should be paying ME to eat this foreign muck!

>>67065766
me too but you've still got to do it at least once a month

>>67065788
Shan't be reading one letter of this

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>>67065761
where are we up to with this plan haha?

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>Go to Kensington, supposedly one of the """""""nice"""""""" areas of London
>Still full of paki shops and immigrants living the Lebara SIM Lifestyle

is there anywhere white in London? :/

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agatha!

>get on really well with my academic kid's flatmate
>she keeps texting me when she's drunk, I don't see her that much but it's good chat when I do
>end up failing and having to resit the year
>see her all the time now
>at some point realized I've got a thing for her and now I'm autistic as fuck around her

fuck this fuck this fuck this

>>67065788
am going to abstain from devoting even a microsecond of my time to registering even a single pixel of this post

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THE UK IS SHIT

VIVA SPAIN THEY HAVE GOOD TEETH

>>67065788
love riling up people like you when I make a call

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@67065820

>>67065820
haha stayed at home in the end, don't really have anyone to send lewd pictures to ;x

>>67065858
great post

>>67065853
ah yes the mentally ill adult woman who acts like a baby

best she got abused as a child

>>67065865
gonna take all ur monies bb

>>67065881
how much would it cost?

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>this triggers the rorke

now, let me describe the facial expressions of my gf as I throw a few punches at her: see, there's no real expression, it's more of a non-expression. as she might squeal in pain, scream even, but her face doesn't move. Her eyes stay dead and apathetic, as another one of my swift punches hits her left cheek
won't lie when I say that _sometimes_ I feel sorry for her, for the so-called pain she's enduring (which she wouldn't be if only she opened the philosophy books from Épicure I lent her) but that's how life is. Someone has to take the upper hand over someone else

teeth falling out dream incoming tonight lads

bollocks

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>Not having toothbrush to clean my teeth
Absolutely british

>>67065854
>my academic kid's flatmate

What did he mean by this

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cheshire

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hmmm

>>67065917
quality material here

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the English have ugly teeth.

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>2021

>Wake up in my company owned home - I was late for work one day. so they own my house, as per the non negotiable contract.

>Go to make toast. All my appliances are coin operated. and i don't have enough change to open the fridge.

>Get into the car, listen to a compulsory speech by Nigel Farage for 45 minutes.

>Take the most direct route to work i can manage. traffic lines for miles because of toll booths on every road.

>Finally get to work. find out that there's another mandatory wage cut. can't leave or they'll blacklist my name and I'll become unemployable.

>spend all day standing in a freezer holding ice cubes in case someone wants them for 50 pence an hour.

>Get back home. find that i don't have enough change to open my front door. have to sleep in the porch again.

>Private police force in their purple uniforms beat the shit out of me in the night for being outside after curfew and take my rented suit

Thank god i voted UKIP

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>>67065874
I can think of somebody

>>67065853
>her latest video is death grips

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rate the new tv lads

>>67065904
Bout 4 grand, I want them whitening as well.
You know it is bullshit, never had a filling, dont drink caffeine or sugary drinks and brush 2-3 times a day yet I have yellow teeth

>>67065854
wtf are you 55 get off 4chan dad

Just under 8 hours to shit out a report lads

Done all the project work for it but feeling apprehensive

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>piratas
>blancos

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>>67065957
You're ugly.

uk is shit

>See a Lebara shop in London on Google Maps
>Move in front of it so I can get a good screenshot
>Suddenly a bus is blocking the way
They're trying to hide them lads

>>67065992
>Jigga Gucci

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>piratas
>blancos

Is Hitler hated because of his mustache or is his mustache hated because of Hitler?

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>>67065989
>tfw 300 works due next week
I'm fucked I left it too late

>>67066022
The latter. The moustache was fine before that, it was a Chaplin

>>67065992
Slim Nigga
hummm not so happy about it. gonna vent out my frustration on the gf

>>67065957
ah yes, ubisoft

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the so-called gf

>>67066015
doxxed

>>67065992
>jigga nigga

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è lui o non è lui?

>>67065975
you have a thick protein layer which helps with teeth strength. its the reason why rodents have orange teeth and can chew through bricks.

its a good thing.

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SO I WAS WITH MY MATE DAVE THE OTHER DAY
AND HE WENT AND PICKED UP A COPY OF THE ***DAILY MAIL***

>The audience titters, people begin to bite their lips in anticipation, some have even drawn blood as they try to contain their laughter as they think of what is to come next

AND I WAS LIKE

W H A T
A
B L O O D Y
R A C I S T.

>the bitten lips turn into full blown bites as the audience can no longer contain itself. Some even begin eating their own faces in delight. People are suffocating on the floor as they cannot draw breath for laughter, their death screams unheard under the thunderous chortle a daily mail joke brings out of an audience in 2015.

EVEN WORSE, HE SUPPORTS UKIP AND HIS SON'S BEST FRIEND IN SCHOOL IS POLISH.

>The crowd screams in pleasure at the irony of it all. Some even begin to black up, they've become so disgusted at being white, yet cannot stop laughing at just how funny jokes about the daily mail and UKIP are when Russell Howard is on the mic. The front row resort to ripping their genitals out and stuffing them in their mouths to stop the laughter.

WHAT A

LITTLE
E
G
E
N
D

>The laughter stops and turns into applause the like of which would rival the end of a film in any decently sized american cinema. Some begin to break their wrists they're clapping that hard. Overnight, Daily Mail circulation slumps to just 21,000 copies a day and UKIP disband, all thanks to Russell.

>>67065928
>>67065985

You guys don't have uni families?

>>67065992
Shan't be partaking in this attempt at collecting personal information about myself

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Who /ChampionsElect/ here?

might be one of those twats who goes to cafe nero with his macbook so I can type my personal statement without the internet distracting me

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U.K = HITLER

>>67066001

This.

>>67066045
stale

>>67066005
never seen lebara in glasgow

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>>67065958
what's your snapchat? x

>having a 67 years-old prince
>can't brush his teeth

>>67066044
ah yes, always finding myself in situations where I'll need to munch some brick

>britain
>not northern pakistan

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mums not cooking tonight

looks like im ordering a curry

>this sad twat going to the corners of london just to post them here

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>>67065899
nothin wrong with that

the european union is corrupt to the core

>>67066089

Hi paki

>>67065834
Haven't played games in years but I've had a sudden urge to buy a PS4 for Battlefield 1

>>67066044
It is not good when you haven't ever smiled in public though

>hover over 99KB 4chan image hosted on http://is.4chan domain
>3 seconds pass
>image slowly loads

ah yes, excellent, great use of all the 4chan pass money and donations there hmm yes very good

>>67066087
i can already tell you're a complete wanker irl.

>>67066080
spaghetti legs

A racist homophobic pro gun professor and UKIP supporter was teaching a class on James the First, known James VI.

”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship James the First and accept that he was the most highly-evolved Scot the world has ever known, even greater than William Wallace himself!”

At this moment, a brave, transexual, non hetero-normal Radical Independence champion who had attended over 100 anti UKIP protests and understood the necessity of mild fascism in leftist to make people vote for the right people, stood up.

”Muh bennies”

The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of The History of the United Kingdom. He stormed out of the room crying those Better Together crocodile tears. The same tears Better Togethers cry for "Poor England" as she doesn't have her own Parliament even though Scottish votes on English matters don't even make a difference! He wished so much that he had a gun to shoot himself from embarrassment, but the lines at the UKIP: Free Guns store was just too long.

The students applauded and all registered SNP that day and accepted Alex Salmond as their lord and savior. A pigeon named “Diversity” flew into the room and perched atop the Scottish Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. Scotland the Brave was sung several times, and Salmond himself showed up and enacted an 80% tax rate on the rich and banned air rifles across the country.

The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died from a spree shooter the next week.

whats the deal with all these new comedians named russell?

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>high cheekbones that are somewhat visible
>good jawline
>chubby cheeks

fuck sake lads, if I didn't get my mother's babby cheeks I'd be so much better off. honestly debating whether to get surgery

>>67065949
the average brit is much uglier than raul

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>>67066085

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>>67066103
hello

I've decided against takeaway and will have a frozen pizza instead

#PovLife

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>hover over 99KB 4chan image hosted on http://is.4chan domain
>3 seconds pass
>image slowly loads

ah yes, excellent, great use of all the 4chan pass money and donations there hmm yes very good

>>67066129
debating with who

>>67066130

+111111111111111111111111111

But Raul is qt

>>67066129
pics

>>67066067
Because most people in Glasgow are white

>>67066108
heres a thought: no one gives a shit about what you look like. arrogant twat.

this raid by the spaniards has absolutely crippled us lads

>>67066080
Is that the egghead guy who murdered a fella in the dam? xxx

>>67065684
Fuck off you fucking monkey :DDDDDDDDD

At least brits have dental care. You guys have penis in mouth :DDD

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brits suck dick

Doing a watch of Trainspotting lads.

Really enjoy these self-reflective films narrated from third person where they take a critical look at society and are highly critical of consumerism and cliche lifestyles.

Anybody recommend anymore like Trainspotting, Fight Club, etc? Will take books too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFSvkNu4Izwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFSvkNu4Izwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFSvkNu4Izwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFSvkNu4Izwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFSvkNu4Izwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFSvkNu4Izwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFSvkNu4Izwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFSvkNu4Izwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFSvkNu4Izwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFSvkNu4Izwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFSvkNu4Izwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFSvkNu4Izwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFSvkNu4Izw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFSvkNu4Izw

PULLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

>UK
>good teeth

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>what the fuck did you just say about straya you cunt!?

>>67066129
do some hard fucking graft in your fucking life and drink some water you little diolysses piece of fucking filth

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>>67066173

:DDDDDD MONGOL VERSION OF ARAGON DETECTED

I WILL KILL YOU!

>>67066168
think we could do with some more /brit/ threads in the catalog what do you lads reckon

>>67066165
actually expelled an inhuman amount of air from my mouth and nostrils when I saw this post

very VERY funny

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>>67066080
stormzy1, u?

cant all you jfs tits just skip to the part where no one responds to your shit-tier bait and you leave without anyone noticing?

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ahhh
yes

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EL PERUANO: DURANTE SU
NIÑEZ... ES OBLIGADO A ORDEÑAR
CABRAS..VACAS... LIMPIAR ESTABLOS
``EL PERUANO ``SIEMBRA`` PAPAS. CEBOLLAS`` Y HACE TRABAJOS
AGRARIOS!!..el peruANO NO SE BAÑA , NO ESTUDIA ,
NO VA A LA ESCUELA , AL COLEGIO NO VA A LA UNIVERSIDAD ES UN SER IGNORATE TORPE,
CERRADO , BRUTO , ESTUPIDO , SOEZ , REPUGNANTE

-QUE ES PERUANO EN ``LATÌN ???

*``INDIUS HEDIONDUS MONUS``

¿ COMO RECONOCER A UN PeruANO ES LA COSA MÁS FACIL, AQUI CITAMOS SUS PRINCIPALES CARACTERISTICAS:

0- SON FEOS, HORRIBLES, ABYECTOS, INSIGNIFICANTES...HEDIONDOS

>>67066153
Looks like you're lost champ run along before I cunt you so hard your jaw spins all the way around

>>67066181
I sure do ;^)

>>67066187
*tips fedora*

>>67065974
Get on it janny :)

>>67066188
SKKKRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

>>67066173
>dental care
>brits
Well meme'd fuckin brit with proxy

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EL PERUANO: DURANTE SU
NIÑEZ... ES OBLIGADO A ORDEÑAR
CABRAS..VACAS... LIMPIAR ESTABLOS
``EL PERUANO ``SIEMBRA`` PAPAS. CEBOLLAS`` Y HACE TRABAJOS
AGRARIOS!!..el peruANO NO SE BAÑA , NO ESTUDIA ,
NO VA A LA ESCUELA , AL COLEGIO NO VA A LA UNIVERSIDAD ES UN SER IGNORATE TORPE,
CERRADO , BRUTO , ESTUPIDO , SOEZ , REPUGNANTE

-QUE ES PERUANO EN ``LATÌN ???

*``INDIUS HEDIONDUS MONUS``

¿ COMO RECONOCER A UN PeruANO ES LA COSA MÁS FACIL, AQUI CITAMOS SUS PRINCIPALES CARACTERISTICAS:

0- SON FEOS, HORRIBLES, ABYECTOS, INSIGNIFICANTES...HEDIONDOS

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>if operation sea lion happened britain would have surren-

>>67065953
quality fantasy material

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meddl loide

>>67066252
What's remotely fedora about that?

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>>67066238
>hover over 99KB 4chan image hosted on http://is.4chan domain
>3 seconds pass
>image slowly loads

ah yes, excellent, great use of all the 4chan pass money and donations there hmm yes very good

>hover over 99KB 4chan image hosted on http://is.4chan domain
>3 seconds pass
>image slowly loads

ah yes, excellent, great use of all the 4chan pass money and donations there hmm yes very good

>hover over 99KB 4chan image hosted on http://is.4chan domain
>3 seconds pass
>image slowly loads

ah yes, excellent, great use of all the 4chan pass money and donations there hmm yes very good

business idea: pretty girl that loves me

>>67066230
*can't

If you are spanish reply to this post or your family will die in their sleep tonight

>>67066187
there's a new one that came out with that bloke who plays Loki which I think does a social commentary thing

also there's that one about the train in the snow which is basically just a metaphor for a communist revolution

HEIL HITLER KAMERADEN

>>67066276
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nNBYPppYjv

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Why did fascist never take off in the UK?

tfw no British bf

one of these I'm going to post pictures of myself in my rainbow stockings to try to attract one of you.

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Bongs > Spanish monkeys
Please accept this rare kot as a token of our friendship.

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>this is a 10/10 in britain

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maybe?

They're invading us lads

We need an offence on the catalog
Let's go
>>67066273
>>67066273
>>67066273

>>67065684
uk btfo

>>67066290
*Can't

>>67066312
Kill yourself idiot

by 2020 southampton will be britain's second city by a longshot

big things happening, the place is gonna be a metropolis

by 2040 it will have replaced london as the face of the country, just like how new york is the face of the usa rather than washington dc

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>>67066294
Hitler is a bloody wanker

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heres an dinosaur

Any 1 studying earth science?

>>67066291
You deserve a (you)

>>67066305
because you're too pussies for that

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reported

>tfw always anxious

>>67066363
>>67066363
>>67066363

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>>67066307
that's a seductive cat

What exactly has Trump done wrong?

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>>67066302

>>67065684

Piratas feos.

>>67066306
I'll be your boyfriend so long as you're not a complete sissy

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>>67066311

>>67066351
pretty good. the guy who made that must be very talented.

>>67066369
I would hug you or give you a massage if I could!

>>67066067
They've got them in most of the corner shops around Central and along Sauchiehall Street.

They've even got them on Great Western Rd.

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>>67066333
How to do say the city's name?

Would it just be South ampton or is more like hampton with a defined 'h'?

Thoughts on beer ice cubes?

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>pull up to my Barratt new build home with my 25 year fixed rate mortage in my grey Audi A3 on finance after a hard days work as deputy assistant head of sales targeting
>open the boot and take out my River Island and Superdry bags with the new gear I bought on the way home from work
>open the door
>yell hello to my wife of 2-years in the kitchen as she is already home from her work as a Team Leader in a call centre
>sit down on my leather sofa bought on sale at Sofology (haha I love those adverts, what is that sloth like haha, love sloths me)
>put up my feet on the IKEA table
>whap on the telly and tune in just in time to see Bradders going through the rules of the final chase with the contestants who made it through before they face Anne Hegarty
>perfect timing as my wife comes in with the dinner, another one of Jamie Oliver's cracking 30 minute meals
>tuck in as I pretend to listen to my wife's stories from her day at work
>send a cheeky snap to Smithster and Deano to see if they can come round for the champions league match later to watch it on the ol' Sony Bravia, maybe sneak in a few rounds of Fifa '17 on the PS4 first, bloody Smithster ignoring the rule of no tap-ins what a melt haha

>>67065899
why mentally ill?

>>67066424
>>67066424
>>67066424
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD

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RIP

Press F to pay respects

>>67066427
lol

>>67066351
>reverse image search: Wing, Buckinghamshire
that's a real thinker

>>67065684
>5pa1n
>good anything

>>67066352
Did a year's worth of it in first year to make up some extra credits which were required.

What do you need help with fa

Studiert hier wer Geowissenschaften?

>>67066438
isn't it a bit early?

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why are there so few pro-gun people in the UK? it seems as though everyone in the country except me has it imprinted on them from a young age that any kind of weapon = very bad and should be banned

wish I was american 2bh I'd be a vociferous supporter of the 2nd amendment

>>67066417
suvvampton

>>67066371
>>67066438
no

so yesterday I was doing my gfs teeths in when she started crying and said she loved me and also said that she couldn't comprehend why I was doing that to her
just said the truth and said that I was following the words of God who wanted to see if I really believed in him. little she knew that God also told me to stop doing it after I threw my first punch on her for the first time
now I won't lie to you lot, I really felt moved by her words
maybe I'll stop making her live through that soon. that will be the final blow

>>67066427
I feel like I really understand British culture now

>replying to the dago's bait

dear oh dear boys

Anonymous 11/06/16(Sun)17:23:37 No.67066341
1478380626449.png (2.25 MB, 1660x934) the IKEA table
>whap on the telly and tune in just in time to see Bradders going through the rules of the final chase with the contestants who made it through before they face Anne Hegarty
>perfect timing as my wife comes in with the dinner, another one of Jamie Oliver's cracking 30 minute meals
>tuck in as I pretend to listen to my wife's stories from her day at work
>send a cheeky snap to Smithster and Deano to see if they can come round for the champions league match later to watch it on the ol' Sony Bravia, maybe sneak in a few rounds of Fifa '17 on the PS4 first, bloody Smithster ignoring the rule of no tap-ins what a melt haha

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really opens the mind

>>67066393
I'm a mentally ill tranny sadly.
>>67066383
Trump's done nothing wrong, with any luck he'll win and curb the muslim """refugees""" coming here.

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>Cara
>not a qt
Choose one

>>67066461
piss off nerd

spanish bant is so cute and adorable. almost like japanese bant.

>>67066475
It's scarily accurate desu

>>67066464
you've been memed by yanks
FOY

Just found out Spaniards call the British pirates because Queen Elizabeth I authorized the "Sea Dogs" who were pirates that attacked Spanish fleets in an attempt to bridge the gap between the British navy and the superior Spaniard navy

Really made me think

>>67066451
I dont need help.

Im the king of /deutsch/.

Ask them if you want.

Literally every one loves me there

>>67066464
>why are there so few pro-gun people in the UK?
Because we don't want to live in a society where people get shot and die everyday.

>>67066273
>>67066363
>>67066424
Janny is gonna be DISPLEASED lads

>>67066486
ah nevermind

DELIVER GIBRALTAR AND ITS MONKEYS NAO

>leee epic raid ;p;p

FUCK OFF.

>>67066291
(You)

>>67065822
Hampstead

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>>67066276
>>67066385
ICH SCHMEISS DIR GLEICH DIE BRUEGEL RAUSS

>one spaniard posts here
>spam threads in response
>will complain when the janitor deletes them

This is some high quality autism

>>67066552
suck my cock

>>67066493
>not a qt
I choose this one.

>>67066482
me in a k hole bottom panel

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>wish I was american 2bh I'd be a vociferous supporter of the 2nd amendment

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how do i become brit

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>>67066570
Who is not a qt then
Because Cara is

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>Move to London
>Livin' La Vida Lyca

Hello everybody. I am the Janitor.

>>67066499
New

>>67066525
should do his fucking job then

>>67066441
and so we are finally cooking with dog.

>>67066464
I am pro-gun but the thought of guns in the UK is scary, desu. We're too small a country where everyone is cramped together. Even if you live in the nicest neighbourhood you're never too far away from some working class chav scum that will stab you for looking at them. That an our people are generally miserable and have nothing to do all day but resent their jobs then come home and go to the pub.

>>67066609
lyca's only used by drug dealers

>>67066620
wont cheat on you

>>67066625
>complain when the janitor is here
>complain when the janitor is not here

You're a twat

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>guau guau

FÖR HELVETE GRABBAR

VARFÖR HÄLLER NI VINÄGER PÅ ALLT?

DET ÄR GRISVIDRIGT!

>>67066648

you can read it?!

>>67066636
>I am pro-gun
*tips fedora*

>>67066657
hello janny

>>67066045
>tfw one of the primary instigators of this gimmick

>>67066674
>>67066674
>>67066674


NEW THREAD LADS

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>bark bark

>>67066598
>be white and educated
>speak english
>move here

I want to be fucked :3

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>>67066692

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>GREAT BRITAIN
>GREAT TEETH

>>67066676
no i did some mathematical equations and went through the scientific formulae

>>67066717
för satan

don't know if it's just me lads but I sort of wish I was wealthy? you know like had the money to buy things I want and need

NOW LOOK AT THIS NET THAT I JUST FOUND

WHEN I SAY "GO!" BE READY TO THROW

GO!

>>67066657
wouldn't complain if he actually did his job properly instead of omg lol deleting this thread/post for no reason

>>67066708
So do I!

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>>67066704
>check
>check
>got polish EU passport

i wil become brit :DDD

>>67066708
by your favourite son

>>67066729
you were the dirty nonce that posted cp under a week ago now

when are you going to court?

>>67066737
*throws*

>>67066737
THROW IT AT HIM NOT ME

guns are necessary to defend liberty

DEVON FUCKING DO SOMETHING

HELP

>>67066774
>>67066774
>>67066774
>>67066774

NEW

>>67066704
erm think you've got that wrong

someone make a new thread so i dont have to post here anymore

>the german
>the swede
>the spaniard
why is it that every continental that posts here is autistic

>>67066757
>tfw small dick

>>67066636
When did the Chinese invade Britbong thought? Pretty sure I've read something similar from some chinks. Anybody scared of guns are not fit to breed and should have their balls lopped off.

>>67066758
HABBENINGS

>>67066803
check the catalog

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Such is the sissy life

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Northerners are lucky if they have even ONE Lebara or Lyca shop in their whole city. Londoners have them right next to each other on the same high street.

I can just pop into Shazia after a hard day scrubbing bogs at the mosque, hand over fifty quid to Mr Rasheed for a Lebara top up, pop into Mr Aqbal's next door and send another 50 to the pham back in Lahore over Western Union, then grab some munchies from 'HALAL' a couple of doors down

>>67066803
NO

EVERYONE STAYS HERE UNTIL THE REST GET DELETED

I'LL NOT BE HAVING A SPLIT THREAD

Might start ordering my shopping online
Thoughts?

>>67066708
I'll fuck you, and we'll cuddle after

B L O O D Y
R A C I S T.
+

see you all in an hour

>>67066757
>tfw once I get on HRT I'll never be able to get hard again
It shouldn't be a turn on but it is. Maybe it's associated in my brain with becoming totally passive during sex.

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lads

>>67066856
well then

ill be in my own thread having a right good time

>>67066843
>>>67066774 →
SOMEBODY ACTUALLY DREW THIS

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>>67066758
>tfw this atrocity will finally be over in 72 hours

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Ah yes, the famous boutiques of London

>>67066930
What time will you know who's won?

this thread is fucking shit