Karen edition
death to traitors freedom for britain
korean pop
I love you.
>google myself
>only result about me is my GCSE results
ah yes
First for greater chechnya
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXZxipry6kE
>>67061157
rich bastard
>>67061144
selly oak
All in agreement?
>live between 2 railway lines
JUST
>>67061165
sincerely
lads
>2016
>spending 5 minutes "selecting all squares which contain street signs"
imagine being this dim
>>67061207
brave hero on the right
My latest dark web order arrived like this
http://imgur.com/a/9Hrwf
who is jordan
>>67061207
veto
>>67061207
>unmatching socks
ocd is kicking in
>>67061124
>I'm not homosexual
Sounds exactly what a repressed French homosexual would say to me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YE5ieWJ-GRY
hes got severe autism but his videos are comfy
>>67061194
That's a pretty boggin prospect
mutual friends with a girl with the most amazing chebs
seriously unbelievably good
but she's had a bf for over 5 years, what a shame
@67061189
bet you're a right thicko
starting to get triggered by actual store fronts
legacy never fucking works for me
going to retry now
/grime/
https://youtu.be/S3vnumpHAJI
>>67061207
>benders in denial unironically believe this
>>67061264
could really do with some right now haven't had them in years
>>67061146
Karen is overrated
fun fact: Lucy Liu is considered ugly as sin in Asia
mental that, would honest to god do terrible things just to plant my nose on her arsehole and have her do a smelly fart
>Google myself
>I'm in the A-Z of people, somehow
>shows my mum and siblings names too
I don't remember agreeing to that
>>67061243
crease
having some clean water
>>67061324
>>67061207
depends if we're talking dressing like this or liking partners dressed like this
>>67061258
literally get depressed when you lads post scantily clad hot girls on here
well, I'm depressed anyway but it just reinforces the loneliness
>>67061346
jealous
>>67061307
JHEEZ
>>67061371
she's ugly tho
>>67061371
me too
pretty girls don't excite me any more, just make me sad
ah yes aha
>>67061371
so-called gf
>>67061355
you heard me gook bitch
cummies cummies cummies
>>67061337
Dubious, most chinks would probably give their left nut to not marry crosseyed Li Li from the neighbouring village.
>anime
>>67061258
mate I tried so I know that im not
fuck off now
>>67061416
font
Gym is finally paying off
Nothing more condescending than a fucking captcha telling you that you need to try again in selecting fucking storefronts
Also, what the fuck is with the free selection thing? All I can do is make a wide triangle and hope the fucking thing accepts it
>>67061371
Really sorry
Lunchtime
>>67061444
>>67061453
is this the same lad who always gets posted pulling that weird face
>>67061453
think even i could knock him out in one punch desu
>>67061446
>mate I tried
You are actually gay aha
Did he put a willy in your bum?
*fancies a brew*
*turns on the cold water tap*
*fills up the BRITA Filterâ„¢ jug*
*pops it in the fridge for 3 hours*
*takes it out*
*pours it down the funnel into the kettle*
*boils it up*
*makes a nice hot cuppa*
grilled cheese sandwich was a success lads
>>67061410
nice gf, here's mine
>>67061454
the drawing one is fun. you can create any shape and it accepts almost anything as long as it covers most of the plane
>>67061453
legit my body except i have a belly
:(
>>67061477
absolute fucking disgrace of a meal
>>67061499
yeah the cucknadian
>>67061403
I am a broken man
>>67061436
yeah I can't say I really know much about it but some girl told me she's not considered good looking at all (for a celebrity anyway) then she showed me what's considered a hot celebrity in Asia and it was some 40 year old woman who looks 14
>>67061527
only took you about 2 hours good lad
Getting a little touchup x
>>67061477
where's the dip for the doughnut?
>>67061371
>not giving into 2D and being perpetually depressed bc they'll never be real
Goml
>>67061523
that little patch of yellow in the red is literally for the queen in that palace she has just outside london
>>67061523
hard water is infinitely better than soft water
>>67061523
Scottish tap water is GOAT
>>67061523
what a miserable existence lads in hard water areas live
>>67061523
place i'm from is proper hard even the water will mug you
housemates have forced me to wear headphones past midnight
just want to play some Popcaan and whine mi batty
anyone fancy a cuppa?
oh hang on, need to boil vinegar in the kettle for half an hour to get rid of the calcium carbonate
at least I'm not a soft water nonce haha
>>67061521
no there was no penetration just foreplay
i think it was more related to feelings than just having sex to experience
>>67061602
t. Calgon CEO
>>67061574
thanks mate, i was a bit on the wall since using the grill always reminds me of the time i burned the caraven to the ground with my mum inside
hearing her deathly screams as we speak haha
anime
arime
grime
https://youtu.be/3FxtNlV0jeM
>>67061523
Lad what kinda filter are you using?
>>67061595
It may be perpetually depressing but the short spurts of happiness every so often make it worth it.
london would be a utopian paradise if WW2 never happened
>>67061632
ya can wine pon mi cocky if ya can handle a real gullyside badman
>>67061573
Similar to people looking at Cara and saying "2/10 wouldn't come within 10 feet". Lucy doesn't fit the common plastic looks chinks are after but would still be considered a hottie.
>>67061674
Scottish rocks and mountains. Fresh, clean water, straight out the tap.
So-called bf.
>>67061563
Canadians shouldn't be classified as human beings.
>>67061684
*makes a cuppa*
ah yes, the crunch of the limescale really helps to sort the wheat from the chaff when it comes to superior tea drinkers, i only associate with people who buy a new kettle after every cup of tea
>>67061162
Who is this gook fuck?
>>67061632
popcaan, alkaline, vybz cartel
only good music
>>67061594
go have 10 minutes to calm down lad
discovered instead of wasting thousands of hankies I can just let my nose run like a baby and wash my face when it gets too much
>trying to banter over fucking water
what a tragic existence some of you lads live
in love with a lad
>>67061594
utterly ha-ha ing
>>67061794
bit bent
>>67061748
just report him and move on, janny will clean it up
>tfw no mates to play monopoly with
>>67061762
>he doesn't dip his water
>>67061523
>tfw Norn Iron has the majority of the soft water
This explains everything.
>>67061776
what do you expect? they post fucking trains here. this place is infested with fucking autistic mouthbreathing rejects
What's the appeal of karen other than she's a weeaboo brit?
>>67061794
mutual?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hard_water
>Hard drinking water may have moderate health benefits
heh
>tfw you choke on a limescale flake in your morning brew
just southern things
What time GMT will we know who is President
>>67061610
until ineos starts fracking
>>67061812
i'll play if i can be the dog
>>67061776
>thinking you're above it all while you sit here among the rest of us browsing the same shite thread on an anime website
take a good look at yourself you pathetic bellsniff
*pees on you*
friends don't really like me
>>67061809
>just report him
fuck off you insecure faggot
I asked a question
I don't want him banned
what difference does hard or soft water even make?
absolute states the fucking lot of you
>>67061794
love is love
>>67061867
calm down matt
>>67061830
he doesn't know
>>67061523
>key shows red for hard water areas
>hard water areas on map are in orange
did someone colour blind make this map?
>>67061858
never mentioned /brit/ as a whole did I you fucking blind cunt
just some of the autistic melts that hang out here
>>67061880
Soft water can kill you
Hard water taste like shit and and is bad for the environment
>what difference does hard or soft water even make? absolute states the fucking lot of you
heh
>>67061880
Hard water has alcohol in it
>>67061880
Hard water is water with a lot of mineral deposits in the water. People in hard water areas have their appliances fucked when the calcium precipitates out of the water inside the machines.
>>67061920
>Soft water can kill you
no it can't
>>67061816
howling
>>67061880
hard water is for hard cunts soft water is for soft cunts
>>67061937
*fills up my pint glass with tap water*
let's get on it boys haha
>>>67061937
kek
>>67061847
Fracking's banned in Scotland lad
*talks over you*
>>67061862
*pulls out umbrella before a drop can hit me and it bounces onto your shirt*
>>67061834
>Calcium and magnesium ions are required for normal metabolism in many organisms including mammals. The lack of these ions in soft water have given rise to concerns about the possible health impacts of drinking soft water, including sudden cardiac death.[4][5]
Explains glasgow's health problems 2bh
northerns btfo again
>>67061950
can if it fills your lungs
>people who don't exclusively bottled water from Tanzania
Plebs
>>67061975
*walks over you*
*shags you in the arse*
7 wankies this weekend
>>67061972
it's a consultation period.
only drink mineral water
anyone want a cup of coffee?
*flicks on the 'press*
>>67061837
feeling very smug about this post
ahhhh yes
http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/729290/Christian-converted-Islam-forced-flee-Bradford-home-under-armed-police-guard
Hey, cool it with the anti-semitism people
>bantering over fucking water
>>67062028
*cums*
*wakes up in cupboard*
*steps over 20 sleeping afghans*
*opens tap, salt pours out for a few seconds before murky water starts coming out*
*opens up new kettle, throws old one in kettle bin*
*makes a cuppa*
ah yes, I love london
>be northern monkey
>take a sip of my glorious soft water
>have a heart attack
>die
https://fb.com/Humansofthesesh/videos/725358477618431/
heh
>>67062040
THE RELIGION
OF PEACE
AH YES
>go to a club
>they have a water cooler with just tap water in it
>at some point they take it away and start charging people $4 per glass
is this legal?
>>67061748
you just have to search by image to find her instagram lad
*becomes an insurgent*
OIOI DEANO
>>67062035
So is increasing the congestion charge to £20, but it's deffo going to happen innit
>>67062088
never heard of a club handing out free water
manchester has the best water in the UK
>>67061931
hard or soft water isn't going to change bone density and we're all males here anyway so nobody's going to be getting osteoperosis
t. medical student
work tomorrow
>>67061947
YOU JUST KNOW
>first female Lord Chancellor in 1000 years
>useless bint who doesn't defend the judiciary
ahh yes top stuff
>>67061990
>even mother nature hates poortherners
>>67062040
I remember that video a while ago
It was two Poles that chased away the attackers
>>67062129
Same lad
haha 10 hour shifts haha
>>67062035
Nah, that was when the SNP introduced the moratorium on fracking lad
It's outright legally banned now
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2016/jun/01/scottish-parliament-votes-narrowly-in-favour-of-ban-on-fracking-snp
can't believe its half 10 at night on Tuesday
b-better go to bed I guess
>>67062088
In Britain they can't refuse or charge if you ask for tap water, but they're under no obligation to give you chilled water for free
my don who stole basmati rice during the 2011 riots got out of the pen lads
>>67062088
>>67062122
It's illegal to not have free water here, if you go to the bar and ask for tap water
>>67062109
yeah mate just an announcement. do any of you 10 people here reading this shit post know what car this is out of the 50 million cars in the UK yeah thanks cheers leave a message
>>67062109
awhhh baaybe your actually bae goals xxo
- Gemma 'Mummy to be' Claxton
>>67062122
every club I go to usually has a jug and some plastic cups or glasses
when does the shitstorm in /pol/ start?
>>67062147
Why isn't she the Lady Chancellor? Makes you think...
>>67062160
>10 hour shifts
sounds grim, I only do 8 but I hate my job so it's awful
https://www.facebook.com/Humansofthesesh/videos/725358477618431/
hol' up
>>67062129
All the Koreans/Japanese posted on /brit/ are ugly as fuck
The ones in London are 10/10s, although I think they're all upper class
>>67062199
you going to fucking school discos or something mate
rorke?
>>67062080
pure testosterone bubbling out my pee hole as we speak
Made some really good puns in lab on Friday.
G ya C any peaks?
Can you HPLC any peaks?
Hilarious
*comes up with a peaceful and bloodless solution to the Israeli-Palestinian conflict*
>>67061146
Is Karen Galdem?
>>67062207
Not really. Same reason the Queen is the Duke of Lancaster instead of the Duchess
>lol ur water is shit
i smoke about 20 fags a day and about 6 cans of lager. do you really think i give a shit, kids?
>>67062088
if you serve alcohol you also have to serve tap water for free under the weights and measures law
there's a whole heap of gyaldem running man down true stories
business idea: buy food from aldi/lidl then sell it to the local paki shop for 30% profit
>>67062244
this happens at pretty much every club I go to
>>67062122
If you ask for some water they're legally obliged to give you it
there are ways around it though (charging for the glass etc.)
ruff sound its ah ruff man ting
look at my fingers it says bling
under mi sensi mi eyes ah go bling
baited out a sket she doin her ting
>>67062281
fantastic post from start to finish
>>67062281
wow big man wow smoking and drugs?????? woww coool man wow!!!!!!!!! cool man wow dude!!!!!!!!! hard man cool man dude !!!!!!!!!! so cool macho man drugs and alcerhol?!!
>>67062293
local paki stocks up from farmfoods haha
>>67062197
>work for an insurance company
>could conceivably submit a DVLA request on any given reg and find the address of its registered keeper
would most definitely be fired and probably criminally prosecuted though haha
really
watching still game last night and was howling at the 3rd episode
absolutely creasing
>>67062326
calm down lad
>smoke 1220 cigs a day
when do i die
>>67062243
>Asian women in London
You mean this kind right?
>>67062263
*vetos it and sells arms to Hamas and Israel*
>>67062356
d'mocracy doesn't care who doesn't vote, partner
>>67062281
alri big guy
>>67062371
Rarely see those. I think they're all in Birmingham/Manchester/the North
>>67062356
>submitting data for analysis in the form of a pie chart
not even going to bother flexing my neurons and pondering the implications of data presented in such a manner
>>67062326
have a seat son
>>67062281
High calcium intake + smoking is associated with even higher risk of lung cancer lad
I smoke myself but fortunately I'm in a soft water area
disgusting from arsenal fans
>tfw no bf with a bum to cum in
*deceives the unsuspecting goyim*
enjoying my time with the lads on /brit/ but I think I might play some Battlefield 1
>>67062370
61 cigs/hour, with 4 hours to sleep
That's a lot
>>67062430
great bant
>>67062429
>hard water causes lung cancer
you should write for the Daily Mail lad
>>67062415
yeah sure they are
when I sit on my bed and stretch my legs out flat, they go numb within 15 minutes
is that normal?
>>67062356
why is voting not mandatory?
>>67062430
brits are lefty cucks that can't handle banter
churchill's grandson
>>67062397
>>67062421
sorry but the ""independent"" told me to show this chart to anyone that says brexit is the will of the british people
>>67062458
where did you get your maths degree lad
>>67062484
might be carpal leg syndrome lad
>>67062430
me in the middle
>>67062495
looks like a caricature of a fat cat banker
>>67062429
do you REALLY think i give a shit?
>>67062370
>61 pack years/year
Should be dead within a year or two of starting
I can guarantee that paul joseph watson had no friends at school.
I hold my breath when I walk past smokers
Disgusting individuals
>Went to London
>Blacks and pakis absolutely everywhere
dont know what i expected
>>67062492
Americans aren't even allowed to swear at sports games or they get shot
she forgot to put parmesan on my bolognese so I gave her a good beating with a hot pan again
then kicked her in the head like a balotelli penalty until she stopped moving or saying anything
>>67062563
second hand smoke never killed anyone
>>67062472
increased calcium is associated with lung cancer lad
The NHS won't prescribe smokers calcium supplements (or vitamin B supplements and stuff) because while it decreases the risk of heart attack it causes a significant increase in lung cancer risk
>>67062268
need an answer lads
>>67062565
But there aren't. Unless you're lingering in the shitty outer parts because you can't afford a proper hotel
>>67062563
*pins you up by the wall, holds your mouth open and exhales into it*
>>67062492
>d-d-don't cuss bro
>y-y-you'll hurt m-m-m-my feelings bro
>>67062610
im here for a good time not a long time am i right lads haha
>>67062582
>>67062553
pretty sure he has none now either
>>67062553
>I can guarantee
>>67062495
>>67062610
yes i'm sure they're worried about lung cancer risk in people in their 20s when the average age of diagnosis is 75. moron
>>67062582
>>67062582
PUT THE BALL IN THE NET
VERY SIMPLE
ah yes kickball
so many layers of irony in this picture it's mental
they're all so oblivious
>>67062702
they're not wrong
>>67062729
i know
>>67062744
does seem like the least mental of the three
we were watching the tv when I started going fucking mental and broke a glass on her head before giving her a good beating with the tv remote
then i bent her over and raped her arse while she screamed. her screams were very repetive and almost began making some type of harmony, reminded me of the choral singing in Monteverdi's L'Orfeo
kept watching the tv for a bit after while she locked herself in the loo. dont understand why she always goes there after a sesh and im getting sick of it. might teach her to stop doing so
>Sleeping is nice because it's like being dead without hurting my family
>>67062768
>>67062678
>yes i'm sure they're worried about lung cancer risk in people in their 20s when the average age of diagnosis is 75. moron
But the reason they don't is because it increases the risk to the point that they'd likely be diagnosed in their 50s or 60s you dumb spacker
>this fucking idiot doesn't know about population risk assessment in public health and its subsequent role in NHS protocol
Being on statins is likely to have an effect on maybe 1 in 50 people taking them but it works out cheaper to prescribe everyone them
all these 'come do business in (exceptionally shit third world country) .. its really great here lelXDD' on CNN
>>67062718
is that all?
>tfw Lewisham Highstreet's golden boy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GtVUkyzvhU
might go do business in ireland, CNN says its really great there
>>67062778
>that black cock looking food item
YOU JUST KNOW
>>67062801
example
>>67062563
I do this too, that shits disgusting, especially if they're in front of you and against the wind, I don't give a fuck if they smoke just don't breathe that shite near me or I'll fucking heem you runts.
>>67062874
funny isnt it
>>67062778
>>67062874
what is it? looks like a frikandel
why is everyone on gif gay?
am i the only straight lad on this site?
Just made an absolute belter of a scran lads
>>67062858
blacks used to have such cool music but now its just all shitty rap music
I'm going to the toilet.
16/5 odds on Trump
Might lump a cheeky hundred quid on it lads
>>67062913
/gif/ is just a shithole
>>67062913
not for long
*bums you*
*takes 2 weeks off*
ahh, yes
*books a one-way to tokyo*
*hugs a japanese girl*
*goes back home*
ahh yess
>>67062922
get your ears checked lad
haha fareed zakaria is massively butthurt about the donald
>>67062913
what's gif
cause i'm gay
and lgbt sucks
and here sucks
>>67062922
grime is not rap you paigon
desperately need a cock in my arsehole
shiplads where
>>67062952
wonder if he shagged kyary but he's not telling us
>>67062785
So you're saying these hypothetical calcium supplements would be prescribed for about 20 years?
>send a girl a dick pic
>"wow anon your dick's like 8 inches"
>it's actually 5.5
are women stupid?
>>67062913
gay or into interracial/cuck/some other disgusting fetish it seems
I'd remove that board if I could remove any desu.
desperately need my arse in a cockhole
>>67062922
chief keef has contributed more to music than miles davis
>>67062922
They still do, this isn't rap
https://youtu.be/JpBRGJhklLA
>>67062952
don't forget eating authentic corner shop sushi
>>67062891
>whinging about briefly experiencing the smell of smoke
>smokers are apparently the runts
kek, fair enough inside but non-smokers who complain about smokers smoking outside are pretty much the same as the >your rights end where my feelings begin SJWs
>>67062985
I actually have an eight inch dick
>>67062956
nice reddit gif
>>67062976
whats the difference?
>>67062985
>are women stupid?
Yes
>>67062985
no but your baby dick is
did hillary ever address her collapse on 9/11?
I know first her PR said it was heatstroke, then pneumonia
>>67063019
woah anon is that 11 inches? XDD
>>67062952
>Three thousand (3000) british sterling for one (1) hug
>>67063017
I don't give a fuck, if I see someone smoking near me then I immediately start on them, fucking runts
>>67063025
made it myself you fucking fanny
that's the filename it spat out
>>67063039
alri nonce
>>67063006
says more about the state of modern music
>>67063044
yeah it is haha
>>67062984
If you end up being prescribed calcium supplements the chances are its for a bone disorder and you'll be on them for the rest of your life
Fareed just said 'shit' on CNN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQTsZGvVUbs
>>67063058
she was most likely being nice lad. didn't want to insult your obviously underdeveloped feelings :v)
>>67063065
o myyy daaaayyyyyzzz
you don't know shit about music you paddy cunt shut the fuck up
>>67063076
link
>>67062980
Can we have a plane lad?
nothing was funnier than when i was a kid and my dad would spark up a massive cigar in a restaurant and people around would complain about the massive clouds of acrid smoke but nobody could do anything lmao
>>67063098
STRANGLE MAN WITH A MICROPHONE LEAD
what did she mean by this?
>>67063076
why are you watching CNN?
>>67063125
>>67063125
would genuinely love to beat the fuck out of your dad
me giving the gf a good beating
>>67063075
well what you were talking about was hard water areas with higher levels of calcium (yet far far lower than actual calcium supplements) supposedly leading to higher lung cancer risk. post a single shred of evidence for this, you fucking turbo sperg
>>67063136
>please give me attention
hate commie slags
just found out im gay lads
>>67063137
background noise 2bh
>feel less lonely this way
the sunday morning shows aren't too bad in fairness
>>67063125
you're lucky I was never sat in one of those restaurants because I would've decked your whole runt family
>>67063189
did your dad rape you is that why you're retarded and obsessed with woman beating
>>67063051
>be builder
>be necessary for society
>on a fag break from fairly intense labour
>some autistic runt walks by
>starts reeing about smoke
You wouldn't have survived in the 50s, 60s, 70s, 80s or 90s runt
you're a little millenial runt you takes offense at the slightest insult to your sensory perception
might as well start a litle runt tumblr where you complain about minor things that have minor impact on you and how much you wish your dad had loved you
runt
>>67063113
no we had a discussion about it and she was adamant it was 8 inches
>>67063213
you brute
>>67061233
Really conflicted if I should save this or not because of the one captcha he starts spelling wrong and then doesn't finish
>>67063215
based gimi
>>67063189
I'm gutted that the bigger nig killed the runt off screen
>>67063189
is that chief keef
>>67063189
any context?
>>67063235
I'd survive by decking the fucking lot of them
>>67063268
fuck off disgusting rape apologist
>>67063194
that comment was facetious you idiotic cunt
I didn't realise this whole chain of comments started because you take a statement at face value
>>67062768
lmao
do you have that song you posted a while back
vocal, mildy similar to Ave Maria but with both male and female singers
>>67063207
want to kiss each other?
>>67063156
>>67063213
what? you don't like a nice big cloud of choking smoke to go with your meal? you gay?
>>67063228
lmao why you mad
did your mum catch these hands or what
>>67063264
famous dex
>>67063268
he beat her and trashed her flat because she cheated
>>67063315
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bATuHdsP2Jg ?
>>67063119
literally not an argument
also talking like a London hood nigger just makes you look like a child
I bet you're one of those white lads walking around saying "oi senpai" all the time
if I'd have been there when that absolute runtoid and his wasteman dad sparked up his cigar he'd be smoking it out his arsehole
would have clattered his whole senpai including his nanna with a kung-fu kick chained into a SSS 64 hit combo
>>67063357
Shes tickling that dog's bollocks in this pic
>>67063357
did Sara and Rosy meet up?
>>67063381
ah yes modern music is shite
bet you also dislike contemporary art innit
>>67063375
nae no that one
it had an eery start, it may have even been only vocal, or atleast for the start
Any updates on the brit sims
>>67063313
not my fault you're absolutely terrible at sarcasm. not obvious at all from the post that it wasn't honestly meant
>>67063381
kmt bruv you whiteys ain't got a clue how the tings set
snm
>>67063382
This, before he'd even put that cig to his to his mouth his head would have gone through the fucking window
>>67063427
patter
>>67063298
>WW2 veteran
>Started smoking during the war
>Having a fag on the train on the way into work
>some time travelling autistic runt from 2016 tries to fight you because nothing is worse than the smell of smoke
>his lungs aren't conditioned by the training-in-a-low-oxygen-environment afforded to smokers
>he has no upper body strength
>he's a little runt
>take pity on him and stop beating him when he starts crying
>chief keef has contributed more to music than miles davis
>>67063481
Faggot little roleplayer I'll deck you as well
>muh olden times were better
runt
>>67063382
i have 4 brothers lad you'd have been absolutely fucking hammered