/brit/

why are brits such sissies

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/ita/

>>67056032
bit gay innit

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>>67056039
ik ben het met je eens. ze echt laten hun land naar de honden

>>67056039

We aren't. Hope that helps.

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asian gf just sent this

ah yes its a make a new password and forget it within a day episode

MAKE MAN UTD GREAT AGAIN

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>browsing nudist communities in my area
>there is a resort nearby
>click on a website that has more information about it
>screen is flooded with tons of pics of kids and under ages naked.
I'm sorry friends, I'm going away for awhile.

Why the fuck would they have an image gallery god dammit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3j1-V_UgIE
thoughts lads?

I've got you
under my skin

>>67056083
yankistan is an odd place

having some clean water

>>67056083
Nudity is not sexual

>>67056093
my thoughts are that you should post fuck machines

>try to look up some porn with an irish lass
>nothing but yanks pretending to be irish

why do they do this?

i cuck dutch women and yank women with my BEC

>>67056104
That is the ugliest thing I have ever seen

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why is she still in my room?

>>67056119
HA, no wonder hes pissed off all the time

>>67056132
More Irishmen in Boston than there are in Ireland innit lad

>>67056104
i got a similar nose x
>>67056117
haha lol epic

>>67056134
don't think any girl is amazed by your crumpets desu

>>67056139
>two chav caps
please commit suicide instantly

>>67056139
Couldn't sleep in fear of a shelf dropping on me

>>67056139
sick snap backs brah

>>67056132
>Irish lass porn
>she isn't a red head

might as well look up nigger porn

I'm the type of guy that will put down a 200kg deadlift at the gym and then be found on Smith St later that night with an espresso martini in one hand and a vape pen in the other.

The type of guy that will preach the value of a daily Yakult for the immune system but won't shy away from drinking 9-14 VB stubbies if the boys wanna play wizard sticks.

I dish it out, and I take it, but dish me out too much and I just might take it too far and say something hurtful that silences the room.

I'm a product of feminism, communism, altruism and sarcasm.

I'm an indigo child.

I'm the 20th Century Schizoid Man.

I've smoked weed, hell, I've smoked it twice.

I've been to France, and hell yeah I ate some croissants.

And after all is said and done, am I sorry? Nah, not even one bit.

I'm just a really average bloke, and all I want is your time of day.

LADS

LISTEN

IT IS VERY VERY IMPORTANT THAT I KNOW THE NAME OF THIS SONG

I PLAYED IT FOR YOU

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BFyVqnNSB0

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BFyVqnNSB0

Doubles for Theresa May's death

>>67056139
would berry my dick

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>>67056132
>tfw never seen one of your countrywomen naked cos there arent any in porn

listening to fall out boy

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>>67056119

>>67056182
cool with the racist remarks pal

>>67056204
Chloe salpa lad

>>67056184
Rule, Britannia!

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What are the foundation lemmas of ladhoodry?

>>67056083
they probably make a fortune off clicks from pedos

>>67056183
bit gay

>>67056155
tell that to the dutch women that i shoved my nob in toothpaste

>>67056139

lick those juicy feet and post the outcome

>>67056226
Listen to me you fat piece of shit.

A girl asked me the name of this song and I'm so autistic that I can never talk to her.

Here is my one chance to be helpful and talk with her and eventually marry her.

YOU are jeopardising that.
YOU are keeping me a virgin.
YOU are going to make me hang myself before I hit 25.

Help me with the fucking song, and help me right. fucking. now.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BFyVqnNSB0

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BFyVqnNSB0

lost because i have no rapid spinner
awkward feel

haha oh shit that Khalid Kelly fella unironically blew himself up for ISIS

>>67056038
because saudis are mega rich and do business with everyone on the planet indiscriminately

don't kid yourself, real estate is huge for them and who's the biggest face of real estate in the united states? they've been handing eachother money and contracts for decades

>>67056267
pooey lynx lad

>>67056139
time stamp or gtfo

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>>67056211
>Arnie's mix kid looks more like him than the twink and fatty

think ill buy a car and live in it as well
dunno how ill shitpost daily from there though

>>67056267
yeah mate think it's the mission impossible theme

>>67056119
hahaha

>>67056119

This is news to me. I'm surprised.

>>67056267
Side to Side - Arianna Grande

>>67056267

can't you remember any lyrics snippet?

*strokes chin in ponderment*

>>67056267
Into you - Arianna Grande

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-V7-8SrdjE

>>67056267
I think it's
>>67056311

>>67056336
no

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>>67056303

>>67056345
interesting

>>67056267
Darude- Sandstorm

>>67056211
Clint is like 6'5 tho

>>67056381
he obviously wasn't posting that pic regarding his height.
you're a spastic.

>>67056267
pretty sure it's allstar by smashmouth

>>67056267
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A51nLFYhX8E

not sure where all my family has gone

reckon someone is spying on me lads

its nice to feel important I guess

>>67056303
Lucky fucker
>Probably started lifting for a few months
>Already big
NO ONE KNOWS WHAT IT'S LIKE

Why are you guys so bad at behaving when on holiday?

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saved this frog a few threads back

posting it now haha

>>67056303
>you will never have Arnie as a dad
feels bad

>>67056139
>that tiny bed

howling

>>67056406
oh ye didn't see context of others

manlels are what usually get posted so whatever

cheated on the gf and called her a cuck when she found out

2 - 0 to me

can't add funds to my eshop account rooo

>>67056423
My holidays are in the same county I live in.
FOB.

>Change from using Chrome to Safari
>Battery life almost doubles

VERY impressive

>>67056449
>wanting a leftycuck as a dad
he'd probably put you on HRT lad

>>67056423
because we have to do that at home

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>>67056413

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>>67056457
good lad

>>67056472
literally not worth it desu safari a shit

>>67056477
he's a Republican m8. just because he doesn't support Donald 'I'm a huge fucking meme' Trump doesn't mean he's a lefty

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Fancy some cheeky spirit cooking lads?

GET YER MOBILES AND LAPTOPS AAAHT

>>67056491
Why?

I'm noticing little difference desu. All I do is post on 4chan and apply for jobs on it anyway.

Chrome was just eating up my battery.

>>67056508
trump isn't a republican

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>>67056429

hah -- hand me the frong kid, nothing personal :^)

*smugs*

>>67056508
*imports shitskins*
*legalizes dude weed lmao*
*tightens gun control*
don't mind me, just being a staunch republican

When was the last time you were mugged off, and why/how did it happen?

every weekend the same thing

did a yanax 20 mins ago and just did a yawn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YaLCrz_aaSs

>>67056527
its just the little shortcuts i've gotten so used to in chrome or firefox, like ctrl/cmd+shift+t, don't think safari has that? or at least last time i've tried it

After today it's Monday
And after Monday it's Tuesday
Beyond that, nobody knows.

>>67056548
Went in for my review at work to justify why I deserved this quarter's bonus.

Just as I was about to launch into why I think I've had my best quarter yet at the company my boss told me I was being made redundant.

Wahey lmao

ah yes the so-called so-called gimmick

>>67056548
whenever i get bud from somewhere i dont live/know

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Why are there so few right wing comedians?

>>67056564
and another

must be tired

spent nearly 4 quid on a pack of turkey rashers yesterday to have for breakfast and now I couldn't be arsed cooking them

>>67056548
corrected someone in a /brit/ thread then they told me they had intentionally made the mistake for the purpose of eliciting an emotional reaction from me

>>67056591
Because right-wingers aren't funny

the poo production facilities are undergoing technical difficulties

>>67056571

Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead

>>67056292
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>>67056324
>>67056336
>>67056343
>>67056364
>>67056376
>>67056409
>>67056413
I'm hearing Chris Martin's voice in my head after the intro I played on the vocaroo.

Let's brainstorm Coldplay songs lads.

>>67056591
because comedians are intelligent

>>67056591
Because the media is left leaning

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War, lads

Really hate my neighbors dog,

Do you think it would enjoy some brownies

>>67056582

Well, fuck.

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>>67056514
yes please

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>>67056514

>"They're called The Malvinas, Anon! Don't be silly! :)"

your counter-interaction

>>67056645
not the newspapers though

>>67056638
how about you just say you dont know the name of it you absolute sponge

>>67056678
comedians don't usually do their gigs through newpapers

>>67056591
they don't understand irony and the self-deprecation required therein

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>>67056644
you're quite the comedian hahahahhhaha

>>67056083
Nudists are pedophiles. This is a fact.

>>67056638
Princess of China - Coldplay

saw krishnan guru-murthy in waitrose yesterday

rollin a fag

cant get sexually aroused anymore without getting simultaneously sad

>>67056671

what part of boca are you from luv?

>>67056687
so? newspapers are media . you can't have all media be right wing

>gf has been on the phone talking for 1 hour 20 mins

how the fuck do you have that much to talk about?

>>67056638
Worry no more. I recognize that tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x47NYUbtYb0

>>67056750
One Direction are better than Led Zeppelin

>>67056750
err, this happened, yep

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>>67056763
tell her the phone waves will give her brain cancer

>>67056768
t. 14 year old girl

>>67056750
having my doubts with this story

>>67056750
who's your fave member of One Direction lads? mine is Harry Styles

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what arcade game should i download and play lads?

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>seeing The Accountant in a bit
>Return home for Planet Earth II at 8PM

>>67056671
laugh and agree, then after I fuck her knock her lights out and throw her into the sea

Lads, greatly improved my life by just making some simple changes

>Moisturise every morning
>Stop shampooing everyday and doing it every few days instead
>Reading instead of vidya
>Drinking more water and cutting out coke
>Brushing teeth twice a day with mouth wash

Literally just making small changes and I look miles better already

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>>67056750
jesus christ I literally want all these fucking kids to die I know I said some dumb shit when I was a kid but jesus fucking christ I was never this dumb these kids are so fucking dumb we need to kill these kids fuck

>>67056750
is this from your sister's tumblr

having a really comfy time at the mo even though I got out of bed late

>>67056541
desu the fact he's actually European might have something to do with his pro gun control stance

absolutely no excuse for importing darkies though, not a single one

big fan of this dutch poster

he brings some color to /brit/

>>67056800
MAAL SLUG

>>67056798
same, he's the most /fa/

>>67056763
me and my m8s can put aways hours at a time just quoting simpsons episodes

>>67056798
ever since I found 4chan 4 years ago I've started to embrace Pewdiepie, Justin Bieber and One Direction because they're so popular to hate.

It's like I'm addicted to contrarianism.

>>67056824
>color

ummm try again sweetie

>>67056831
ROCKET LAWNCHAIR

>>67056841
same here

game of thrones is for faggots

Said 'senpai' to a girl on tinder and she unmatched me.

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>""""""""""heterosexual""""""""""
>wouldn't suck of her cute toes and then pound that feetpussy

why are modern men so low test?

>Let's go crazy, crazy, crazy 'til we see the sun
>I Know we only met but let's pretend it's love
>And never, ever, never stop for anyone
>Tonight let's get some, and live while we're young

Why is manufactured pop always so bland and vague?
>Let's go crazy
What does that entail exactly? Are they talking about underage drinking and drug abuse, followed by preteen sex?

Must be a generational gap.

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>if operation sea lion happened Britain would have surren-

>>67056831
cant get any SNK/NeoGeo games to run on MAME unfortunately, no idea why

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>>67056591
>right wing politicians satirise themselves, you just need to repeat their headlines
>all you need to say to gain a laugh is Trump

>>67056893
>>""""""""""heterosexual""""""""""
that's where you're wrong

>>67056884
you revealed your power level

rookie mistake

LADS

I AM NOT LEAVING UNTIL YOU ANSWER ME

I'VE LEFT AN EXTENDED VERSION FOR YOU CUNTS TO ANSWER

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1n29AEnnxx6

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1n29AEnnxx6

>>67056893
> feetpussy
a what

>>67056893

That awful fringe. Why do girls do it?

>>67056903
tfw theyre all dead now

fucking hell lads

wish i cared about something

watching the football

>>67056939
duh they died in the war

member???

This little light of mine

>>67056903
i'm most amazed by those leather gloves

they look like nice gloves

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>>67056930

when you put the girl's feet close together and stick your cock in between the archs

>>67056893
feet fetishists are mentally ill

>>67056963
I'M GONA LET IT SHINE

>>67056969
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>>67056937

I just see feet

have no reason to leave my house at all today and I probably won't haha

I'm an unapologetic scallywag

>>67057031
same haha

>>67056969

literally the alphaest affinity

women spend hours taking care of them for a reason

>>67057031
>today
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are pubs dying in the uk? keep noticing that bars or other nightlife are closing down making way for the ever increasing festival season

http://www.strawpoll.me/11585904

http://www.strawpoll.me/11585904

http://www.strawpoll.me/11585904

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i'm racist lads

suffering intense paranoia

looking for a so-called proto gf lads

>>67057070
bit desperate lad?

so trump was assassinated yeah?

>>67057071
good lad

>>67057098
SHE'S LITERALLY A 10/10

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>>67057082

heading into brum city centre to do a spot of shopping

any paki looks at me the wrong way and it's curtains

>>67057070
you gay?

>>67057071
do NOT post that frog reaction image if you aren't rolling a cheeky spliff

take this as a warning.

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>>67057059
>women spend hours taking care of them for a reason

>>67056960
scum

>>67057071
awful AWFUL post

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>>67057104
FASCIST SCUM MUST DIE

do I follow the NBA this season or not?

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>aw anon, I can't believe you managed to find out that song for me! you're like the brother I never had.

>>67056928
im trying but no luck any more info

>>67057170
FOY

have a roach and baccy prepared in the 'ling 'chine but no weed to put in yet

will finish rolling it later

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>>67057136

anglo women don't take their care of their feet?

my gf goes to the pedicure every week

>>67057189
COLDPLAY

I've been called a LOT of things in my day, but I never figured I'd get called a 'mooncalf'

didn't even know that was a word let alone an insult

>>67057186
>aww, thank you! now i know what to play when my bf comes over!

>>67057210
>my gf
font

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Up early for work tomorrow lads

I bet it's not fucking coldplay

watching an irish film and one of the characters looks like are kev

>>67057196
dreadful gimmick

>>67057210
>gf
My Brazilian friend told me his gf makes him lighten his skin and she calls him Edward so she can imagine she's having sex with a European.

Is that what your gf does to you?

>>67057104
not really it was just a stupid/crazy guy who scared everyone

i can link a behind the scenes vid of it if you want x)

rolling machine came today and I immediately threw it out the window unwrapped on principle

not being funny lads but if I was an african during the 19th Century and the slave ships turned up to take me to America I would have just said no that sounds shit and not gone

not hard Tbh

>>67057210
does your gf know about your foot fetish?

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>>67057192

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>Anon, I am destined to breed black. I must do my part to destroy the white race!

>>67057210
No I mean they'd clean them and stuff but I don't think most women actively go out of their way to keep their feet maintained to a high standard for degenerates like yourself

>>67057250
yeah ok pls :D

(I'm an 18 year old male. The cashier is a 25 year old blonde qt. I'm heading towards the counter to make my purchase.)
Cashier:are these XL condoms for your friend?
Me:no actually, they're for me.
Cashier:why would anyone want to use protection with you?
Me:it's just that I have sex A LOT
Cashier:surely all these girls want your babies, you are a fine specimen
Me:haha yeah that's probably true
Cashier:let's have sex
Me:ok

>>67057241

No

Women in Rio have an aversion to pastry white skin -- not being tanned is a sign of beta radiation

>>67057270
good lass

>>67057270
too skinny. look at the size difference between her knuckles and fingers

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>>67057270
cannot let you do that sry

>>67057213
recent song or not? that'd help 2bh

>>67057270
milady I pledge my sword and my life to aid you in your quest

wearing my comfy pants

>>67057290
https://youtu.be/u8-uVK0VN_Y

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>>67057280

I paid for it and she enjoys it, don't see any problem there

>>67057333
relatively

I'd say post 2010

>>67057239
jealousy
>>67057266
why order one just go to your local head shop

>>67057345
potential FOY

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Doing a lunch prepare.

>>67057354

pay*

>>67057362
I roll warheads using the primitive techniques of my neanderthal ancestors lad get to fuck you BTEC level 3 machine operator

>>67057270
anyone who uses the term 'breed' is a lost cause neckbeard

>>67057352
why did they think he was a threat? He only had a sign lol

http://is.4chan.org/v/1478433673987.webm

wew

Are there any actual lads in here?

You all sound like sadcases.

gonna do a little old suicide what am i like hahah xxx

>>67057375
alri fatty

anyone still helping Coldplaylad?

*points to you with my thumb when the barman asks who's next*

>>67057422
imagine lads doing this with willies haha

>>67057423
ye me

>>67057403
>warheads
rasheed

>>67057433
couldn't pay me to help that absolute um-bomgo

>>67057431
6'2", 150lbs (yank money so his yank brain comprehends). Feels great to enjoy the occasional unhealthy meal while remaining a healthy weight.

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track .06 lads, tell me which emotions it invokes

https://youtu.be/gM1hW_fDCT4?t=1227

>>67057456
bit gay haha

>>67057423
i nearly scored a bikey once... ON FIFA

>>67057474
>lbs

FOY

>>67057423
I reckon I'm more of a 'lad' than anyone here when I'm on top form out with the lads

Also a secret sad case sometimes though

>>67057476

aka ( 20:27)

>>67057419
i think his sign could have looked like a gun if it was rolled up or something and then someone shouted that he had a gun and everyone freaked out

>>67057422
think id still rather have the one on the left 2bh

>>67057474
FOY

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>>67057474
>6ft2
>150lbs
>Healthy weight

>>67057476
Are you Japanese Brazilian?

>>67057423
I bleed jaegerbombs mate

t. Jack the lad

>>67057538

No

but my gf is, if you want to know anything about her family

>>67057536
it's just a little banter x

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>destroy all humans remastered on ps4

ah yes, shan't be leaving the house for a while

What do we all think about that penguin fight?

forgot that I'm a massive loser lads haha :)

>>67057573
I think I played that once
can you blow peoples brains out and make them dance

>>67057586
haha don't do that

watching girlfriend swap videos

it's like cuck porn except the cuck is also cucking the guy cucking him

a circle of cucks getting cucked

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>>67057573

>the alien fucks a human female in the end

/pol/-disapproved

why the fuck does this brazilian think he's welcome here?

>>67057622
at least post a link you cunt

smoked salmon soup for lunch lads

post absolute CHOOONS that weren't made in the last 50 years
https://youtu.be/ejnSBdd5XIo

>>67057649
choke on it

Need a boyfriend lads

need a deano bf

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>hey broski, thanks for finding that song for me and my girl, you're a good dude. wanna smoke?

>>67057622
http://efukt.com/21342_Trading_Girlfriends_for_Tokens.html

>>67057687
muck fichigan

>>67057683
>>67057669
tad bent

>>67057375
>6 sausages for lunch
Obese cunt

>>67057689
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fuck nvm lol

>>67057653
>absolute CHOOON

i've completely disregarded your post

>>67057653

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9GUV6Kru1s

Is there a more reddit flavour of crisps than roast chicken?

@67057642

/int/ - international board

https://youtu.be/hfzotr0qdFE

michigan mentioned

>>67057749
reddit salted

>>67057231
why are you getting up now? you don't have to work until tomorrow

>>67057687
Why do Yanks either look like this or big fat blobs in wheelchairs? Why do they all wear caps even when it isn't sunny?

Cup of tea and a piece of parkin lads.

>>67057759
>hating ready salted

t. reddit

prawn cocktail is the radical centrist flavour

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Phhhwoarrrrr

>>67057762
they also wear shoes indoors. absolute weirdos.

left her bloody after throwing a few punches

>>67057749
salt and lineker

>>67057795
>margarine


CHOKE
ON
IT

just got to thinking ive eaten hundreds of crisp sandwiches in my life but never tried it with a flavour other than cheese and onion. need to branch out I reckon.

>>67057795
*steals one*

literally what is the point of spurs

>>67057795
brown sauce you dolt

>>67057795
phoarr give us a bit lad

>>67057536
Swap the EU flag with the people of the UK and the UK flag with the government.

milk's on the turn lads

>>67057829
to spur on your horse

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got called out for using my sisters bfs deodorant once
It was a one off for fucks sake

>>67057795
at the risk of getting insulted i offer you this criticism
>no mustard

>>67057860
bender

>>67057860
poofter

>by far the greatest team the world has ever seen
>haven't won the league for 15 years

>>67057862
what are you a fuckin kraut?

>>67057829
no idea

pointless club, my favourite thing about them is when they throw away the cups for a mediocre league finish

>>67057860
shirt lifter

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>>67057862
>mustard

>>67057860
homosexual

>>67057860
how did you apologise

>>67057860
gayboy

>>67057795
nice cobs

>>67057884
It's worse when you find out what yanks consider to be mustard.

>>67057860
battyman

>>67057862
>mustard

this is the worst post ever made on /brit/ by a mile

>>67057911
>cob
they're baps

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>>67057832
Phhhhwwwwoarrrrr

mustard on sausage is obligatory and i don't even eat sausage