What did the americans contribute to humanity? hard mode: no burgers

>>67044146
hot dogs and the atom bomb

being strong advocates for peanut butter

>>67044146
We're a pretty good running gag for the rest of the world to laugh at.

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>>67044146

>>67044146
Flight.

first nation to physically touch another planet
McDonalds, Netflix, Amazon
4Chan, Facebook, Reddit xDDDD
Numerous hot porn stars
A culture that is dominating other cultures
Many great memes, even if directed against America
Meme-level people
Many great firearms like Hi-point

Scooby Doo

>>67044199
>hot dogs
germany
>atom bomb
german scientists
>hamburgs
germany

>>67044317
The moon is not a planet.

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Spam sushi

>>67044323
Our achievement was having better Germans than the Russians.

the internet

>>67044323
>german scientists
They were still German at the time, this isn't the space race.

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>>67044317
>Many great firearms like Hi-Point

>>67044380
genuinely keked

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>>67044331
it is a planet to me, fucker

>>67044423
...but it fucking isn't.

>>67044146
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:American_inventions

It doesn't matter ethnicity since they couldn't do those in their shitholes,so they are Americans

>>67044414
The Hi-Point is a very reliable gun with a really good warranty.

Niggers ruined it though.

>>67044323
>German scientists
They were mostly American m8.

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>>67044510
>Hi-Point is a very reliable gun

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>>67044459
it big
it round
it ain't asteroid
it in space
it planet
wtf up

>>67044607
>planets rotate around a sun
>moons rotate around a planet

You are why people think Americans are stupid.

>>67044558
desu he's not wrong, and I'm the guy he replied to. I just don't consider it "good" when you have an entire pool of things like the 1911, pretty much any Smith & Wesson revolver, and many other great examples of American firearms to compare to.

>>67044146
internets
4chan
so basically everything you guys ever need

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>>67044637
sorry I don't think you fucking heard me the first time retard
>IT BIG
>IT ROUND
>IT AIN'T ASTEROID
>IT IN SPACE
I T P L A N E T

>>67044607
Technically the Moon is a satellite

>>67044637
no we are not stupid, if the earth rotates how do you get to china?!

>>67044661
Fuck, you're right. I don't know why I thought it was a planet

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>>67044317
>>67044331
>>67044423
>>67044459
>>67044607
>>67044637
>AMERIDUMBS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQKgpm1SJmQ

>>67044146
freedom

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>>67044696
>a literal sliver of a nation
if land was cake you would be the slice all the women eat.

...wait a second

>>67044657
Godammit, dude...

>>67044232
>>67044302
>>67044317
>>67044318
>>67044384

All valid answers, especially scooby doo.

>>67044333

That is disgusting, bizarre and I absolutely love it.

>>67044247

Well, your election currently is a tight neck and neck race between suspicious woman and a russian bought cheeto rape version of the second captain america villain, while your current president is considered the worst for not doing anything retarded enough to be patriotic/getting fucked up by Republicans in congress so absolutely.

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>>67044661
So?Satellites are planets too,look up the etymology

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>>67044752
>>67044696
>>67044661
>>67044673
Guys I was being retarded on purpose. I actually have no idea if it's a planet or not. Please stop

America has a large pool of many white people from mostly Germanic countries such as the UK, Germany and the Netherlands.

It is only logical to therefore conclude that they'd have accomplished things which are on par with countries such as the UK and Australia.

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>>67044795
>on par with countries such as Australia

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The transistor.

>>67044783
we know you were. you managed to trigger some 3rd worlders and that is always fun.

btw the definition of a planet is tricky and i doubt many anons here knows the exact definition. for example is pluto a planet or not.

pop art

burguers

>>67044839
>ayo what you want f a m
>ayo gimme that abstract steampunk metaphorical piece "untitled"

>>67044848
When I first read his post, I thought he meant the Mars rover. As the Mars rover is a physical object and it physically touched Mars.

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>>67044795
>on par with the UK
No country can even come close

moon landing

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>>67044848
pretending or not that video it's still real

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The best looking man-man machine in human history?

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>>67045036
>man-man machine

>>67045005
why are you so angry? let's be friends, chile

>>67045071
what? I'm not angry at all

>>67044146
The continued existence of your country?

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>>67044734

>>67044333
That is actually bretty goob

The world's first and oldest modern liberal democracy
Many contributions to the Enlightenment
Free trade and globalization
Rock and roll, jazz, etc.
Mass media
The Internet
The vast majority of consumer software
And so on

Europe dreamt of modernity; America built it

>>67044146
http://www.chapelsoflasvegas.com/elvis-pink-cadillac-drive-thru-weddings.html

>>67044323
Atom bomb was America, my friend.
I live next to the lab that helped create it.
Are you buttmangled?