You wake up in the International Space Station

crash it into america

do you want to play a game ?

>>67037703
go home

put ear plugs

https://soundcloud.com/colchrishadfield/space-station-noise

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>>67037703

>tfw will never participate in zero-G international orgies and gangbangs

zero g environments are well-documented to increase libido and sexual urges in test subjects. Can you imagine the fucking uncomfortable boners in skin tight space suits, tugging at your fabric and begging for release? And the astronaut pussy game ridiculous. Astronauts are olympic-tier athletes, often at the prime of their lives, all straining with uncontrolled hormones, begging for release amidst the stress of work and tedium. I can only imagine how the sick sex games they play up there when Captain is not looking.

>>67038092
>implying the captain didn't write the daily sex schedual

>>67038092
you can't get a boner in space, you are literally cucked by space

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>>67037703
I have a cheeky wank and watch my sperm flotilla wander around the space station as my spacemates are trying to dodge the cum drops

>>67038412
you can't get a boner in space

>>67038229
>>67038830
How would you know?

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>>67038830
watch me

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>>67037972

>>67038889
your body is already freaking out in zero g
being in space lowers your blood pressure and slows down the flow of blood overall. That means you almost certainly can't get a boner

>>67038830
i've seen spaceporn yes you can

>>67038830
>>67038229

shut up Popescu, that's a myth.

>implying low blood pressure is enough to stop you from getting hard with all that ripe pussy floating by you through the corridors
>implying the ISS isn't the perfect place to get some strange (only bachelors are allowed, strangers from different countries who never see each other, cramped together in small enclosures, stressed out but bored at the same time, etc)
>implying they aren't fucking harder than the olympic village
>implying viagra and birth control aren't almost mandatory aboard the ISS

probably have to dodge semen flotillas every fucking day to be honest f@m

probably smells like a frathouse exchange on friday night in there. Young astronaut puzzy passed around like the common cold. I wonder which flag gets the most foreign tail?

>>67039155
you are sick in the head

I was on the ISS and yes, you get laid. Although, it's more like floated.

>>67039227

>implying you aren't fapping to my posts

>>67039288
I'm not. Though praise kek

>>67037703
Open the window and let some fresh air in.

>>67039983
kek

If i remove that glass, will everyone die?

>>67037722
You miss a city and instead crash it into the desolate open plains of Wyoming

>>67041054
It would be extreme painful

>>67037703
>start to freak out
>flashbacks from salvia trip
>end up opening a door in extreme panic and killed along with everyone on board

>tfw no space gf

bad feel

>ok... I WANT TO GO BACK LET ME OUT

>>67041329
Wait...what saliva trip?

>>67041461
Salvia divinorum

>>67041380
>Edmonton
>no gf
Sounds about right.

I'd love to see earth from space and make out geographical features through the clouds.

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>>67039333
wow

>>67037703
I watch earth through the cupola which was built in Italy.

>>67043810

The highest grade components for advanced machines such as cell phones and computers are often built by slave labor in asia

Immediately start shitposting on /int/ with R A R E flag

>>67046136
We'd all know it was an aussie shitposting anyway